#general-chat

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smoky nova
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they need to add a new tag to the game, the juking tag, theres no more horror in scp sl lmao, its only getting flashed by 1000 lights

serene coyote
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Horse

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And man

tawny vapor
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man.

fossil oxide
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by 1156

languid radish
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Nah i think its 2x horse and 1 man

serene coyote
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Is simple wolf the minotaur

smoky nova
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its so sad to see one of my childhood game die, call of duty

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battlefield 2042 has more players than all cod games

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together

sullen wave
fossil oxide
languid radish
smoky nova
languid radish
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Oh boy i sure hope scp sl doesnt turn into that...

smoky nova
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into what

serene coyote
smoky nova
tawny vapor
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"SimpleWolf is typing..."

serene coyote
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Lore drop

languid radish
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👀

serene coyote
languid radish
sullen wave
smoky nova
strange niche
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At a riding centre I managed to befriend one of the more attitude prone horses (the kind they get a sign saying they WILL bite), which went particularly well until they decided to gallop down a trail with little control while I was riding him because he got a little homesick. The last rider which this happened got fucking YEETED off and broke a bone so they were a little surprised when I returned like a bat out of hell on a galloping horse, particularly the fact I was still on it despite having to ditch both stirrups shelterfrogaaaa

serene coyote
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No way

languid radish
smoky nova
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megapatch*

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yall know in italy some man suicided by getting into a working plane turbino

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turbine

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i didnt know that one, dang it

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was sad cuz workers had a bad vision

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i saw them

languid radish
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Yeah bro i dont think you can talk about that

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Sad as it may be

velvet mason
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Interesting fun fact

languid radish
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Mods smite these messages please

strange niche
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Portable human Blender

smoky nova
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why should i hide news?

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lol

languid radish
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Just

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No

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Bro

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Wtf

strange niche
smoky nova
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gimme a horse and noone is going to be hurt

languid radish
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Bros sense of humour is darker than larrys skin ong

smoky nova
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lol

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whos?

smoky nova
languid radish
tawny vapor
somber raptor
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Hell yeah

languid radish
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Its a statemenr of fact

languid radish
somber raptor
strange niche
smoky nova
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how is that even possible

somber raptor
smoky nova
languid radish
somber raptor
smoky nova
strange niche
tawny vapor
strange niche
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Dear HR, I did not call one of the members of the community a racist. Please do not send me to the incinerator.

simple abyss
tawny vapor
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4000 degrees kelvin

smoky nova
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Back my fucking laptop doesnt have more battery

serene coyote
languid radish
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Combine

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What the

serene coyote
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i can finally to play OST instead of the game

smoky nova
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Oh shit ill kill myself bye

somber raptor
smoky nova
serene coyote
upper raven
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help

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cat

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help

languid radish
upper raven
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help

smoky nova
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Oh and translator is shit it said vacune instead of ternera lol

upper raven
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i overclocked my cpu to 5.6 ghz

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help

serene coyote
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go to sl

smoky nova
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Vacuno*

somber raptor
serene coyote
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and u will get 150 fps

upper raven
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WAE PERKELE

somber raptor
languid radish
serene coyote
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sad news
HR killed simplewolf's clone again

smoky nova
somber raptor
tawny vapor
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Level 10+

smoky nova
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idk abt italia

upper raven
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bruh

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what

smoky nova
upper raven
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my cpu speed

serene coyote
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brzina

smoky nova
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Lok

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My brzina goes lower

tawny vapor
smoky nova
serene coyote
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hi simplewolf#5984

smoky nova
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Hi 333987600614424577

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Yes i copied simplewolf id

strange niche
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I'm like the Weyoun clones from Star Trek : DS9

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Each previous one dying in more ridiculous ways

serene coyote
serene coyote
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funny random catapult from wavepoole

upper raven
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aight

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imma overclock my skylake cpu

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and hopefully not reach 100 celsius

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as usual

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i deadass found out my cpu was on power saving whole time

serene coyote
smoky nova
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I cant undertand fahrenheit

serene coyote
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it must be about 100 celsius

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but

upper raven
serene coyote
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it can be my mistake

serene coyote
tough tapir
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Cow in a can

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canned cow

smoky nova
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I sometimes forget this is an official scp sl server

serene coyote
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you a second person here today who want to make me drink

serene coyote
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does the universe really want this

upper raven
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i wanted to bef irst

smoky nova
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I wanted to bef irst to

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But i dont quite feel bef irsting is right

upper raven
smoky nova
true sky
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And then like

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Also dont Forget to like

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And Uh

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Yeah

sleek estuary
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you paid for the CPU, you gotta USE it all

upper raven
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its office case bro

mystic folio
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Who have Stalker 2 Ultimate Edition?

upper raven
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tf is this

true sky
sleek estuary
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like at schools or work places

jovial star
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wow

upper raven
sleek estuary
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makes sense

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but im surprised if people actually use intel tools, always feel like IT ppl would use third party management stuff

upper raven
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i debloated my win 10 a bit

somber raptor
late badge
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The world of IT is wack

upper raven
rancid dome
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Rarest sighting

gilded timber
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It's lying

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Idk why it does this

past dune
upper raven
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the fog is coming

gilded timber
rancid dome
rancid dome
gilded timber
rancid dome
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Gl man

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Gonna be tough when the platform is so ass

somber raptor
upper raven
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and shaders things

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the fog is coming

somber raptor
upper raven
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iteration

somber raptor
pliant sparrow
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Official servers are down?

orchid kraken
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!status

snow umbraBOT
orchid kraken
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How was it

pliant sparrow
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I'm getting a "the specifided host was not available" error

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And in server browser it shows 0/25, meanwhile other servers work fine

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!status

snow umbraBOT
amber lintel
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sts is ridiculously addicting

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I play this shit at work, at school, at home

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go play slay the spire...

red pecan
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Wait is the surface rework real? Is the prophecy true?

upper raven
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NEVER RAHHHHHHHHHHH

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@true sky hi twin

hearty stirrup
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!rep @nova moth

snow umbraBOT
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You have just given @nova moth a reputation point!

hearty stirrup
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!remindme 12h rep

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nova moth
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!rep @hearty stirrup

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You have just given @hearty stirrup a reputation point!

hearty stirrup
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@acoustic kraken

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Can i get an updated gingerbread pic

fallow kite
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🙏

amber lintel
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@gusty plover @valid elbow @valid silo do we want to run cs maybe 2 hours (give or take 30?)

eager wadi
distant seal
fringe cedar
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Why does my game keep crashing every time I start loading into a server

simple abyss
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It hates you

fringe cedar
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Apparently

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No idea why it’s doing that

simple abyss
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Go open a TS ticket

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If you get crashlogs they can help you figure out

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what's wrong

fringe cedar
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Well hold up where can I find said crash logs

simple abyss
fringe cedar
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Thank you one sec

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Welp I have no crash logs

spare knoll
fringe cedar
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Hey it finally let me in

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Must’ve been threatened when I started trying to get crash logs XD

tight lynx
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I am getting helldivers 2

eager wadi
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based

somber bramble
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Real question here

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Is it possible to turn bones into milk

balmy thicket
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Hi

balmy thicket
somber bramble
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This didn’t answer my question

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Is it possible

balmy thicket
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Search to Google

somber bramble
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Then why did you replied to me

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Wasting my time

balmy thicket
somber bramble
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Really

balmy thicket
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and the question is so random lol

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But i like it

past dune
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Hi chat

sullen wave
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hi

sleek estuary
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hi

hasty summit
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hi

past dune
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Bro broke the chain

hasty summit
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Bro broke the chain
Fear

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shit\

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now i broke it

past dune
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Embed fail

sullen wave
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nooo i cant send gifs

hasty summit
past dune
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More

hasty summit
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or was it level 10

past dune
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Yes

sullen wave
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f

hasty summit
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f

past dune
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f

gilded timber
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f

nova minnow
maiden blaze
elfin plank
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@latent jackal or a admin, can give me gmail or hotmail for report?

past dune
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But yeah

elfin plank
elfin plank
golden forge
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guys does anyone here speak slovenian

past dune
past dune
past dune
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?

past dune
past dune
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I'm confused

strong dune
gaunt talon
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general

potent stump
somber raptor
meager slate
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:(

mint spire
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Then the winged hussars arrived

strong dune
fringe gyro
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I genuinely do not understand Canadian Tire, how can a store have so many fucking thing yet also have nothing that you search for, I’ve only been here for a few days but my 3 trips to the Canadian Tire was probably the worst experience so far. LIKE HOW CAN YOU HAVE AN ACTUAL FUCKING CAR TIRE, JUST ONE, AND DONT HAVE A FUCKING DOOR STOPPER. THE COMPUTER SHOWS 23 IN STOCK AT AISLE 222 BUT THE ONLY THING THERE ARE FUCKING NUTS AND BOLTS, HOW CAN YOU SELL TORONTO BLUE JAYS SHIRTS, TORONTO RAPTORS BASKETBALL BUT NOT FUCKING DOOR STOPPERS, I GENUINELY COULDNT BE MORE ANGRIER RIGHT NOW NY LEGS ARE SHAKING IM BARELY ALIVE AND I COULDNT USE ANY FORM OF COMMUNICATION INSIDE THE STORE

strong dune
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Put a rock infront of your door

somber raptor
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ain't reading allat

strong dune
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Like a heavy one

fringe gyro
fringe gyro
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Department stores shouldn’t sell a single car tire

vital dune
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Is there a discord server for SCP SL plugins?

gilded timber
past dune
drowsy gate
past dune
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I feel schizo

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Literally just saw "give me funny usernames message"

fringe gyro
past dune
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Where did it go

fringe gyro
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For a door stopper

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This server

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Is full of geniuses

short elbow
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how to be in the northwood administration because I am perfect for it and I will give my all

sleek estuary
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😭

gilded timber
gilded timber
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Unfortunately 18 or older is a requirement, sorry!

short elbow
finite pilot
gilded timber
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Hi

fossil wasp
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!rep

snow umbraBOT
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You can give a rep!

fossil wasp
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!rep @tame hollow

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You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

cinder hound
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!rep chun

snow umbraBOT
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Member "chun" not found.

cinder hound
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🙁

karmic anchor
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Interesting

bright cairn
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revolutionary suggestion permanently ban juke youtubers off the game 🙏

karmic anchor
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Hmmmm

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Ill think about it

bright cairn
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also is northwood still partnered with infamous invictus

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i'd rethink that partnership

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he's made homophobic remarks and said slurs in his videos 🤷

karmic anchor
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What is that?

bright cairn
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some youtuber

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he makes juke videos

karmic anchor
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I dont think we are

hushed stone
bright cairn
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would be good though if northwood would not support a creator that's actively making the game worse so if you aren't anymore that's cool

karmic anchor
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They don't have a partner role here

bright cairn
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like juke videos are just slop and they suck

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and this guy does all that

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and is also a homophobe

strong dune
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Phew

karmic anchor
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What the fuck is a juke video

strong dune
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Cat in my throat

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What are we talking about?

karmic anchor
bright cairn
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which is just slop

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and we should not be promoting the game with tryhardiness 🙏

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sweats suck so much man they actually ruin the fun

hushed stone
bright cairn
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can't have any fun no more because some sweaty d-class that has decided not to escape all round comes round the corner with 127 and 3 SCP-500s

hushed stone
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in order to get rid of them you'd have to remake the game from the ground up

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which northwood wont do since they're lazy as shit

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💔

karmic anchor
hushed stone
bright cairn
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i heard one of your QA guys saying "oh yeah we use polls for community feedback"

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and im just like

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do you only get sweats to answer the polls?

hushed stone
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the fact that only videos being made about SL in the big 2025 are either jukeslop or nostalgiabait should really tell you something

bright cairn
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since most of the gameplay changes have been making the game worse since parabellum

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gradually

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some bits are good

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others no

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bring back the old micro

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the current micro is just ass i hate it

karmic anchor
bright cairn
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oh i see now the sweats make up most of the patreon supporters so since they're lining your pockets you listen to them

karmic anchor
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As it happens theyre also the ones who support the game the most

bright cairn
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maybe idk just try making an update where you don't listen to the people who treat this game like a competitive shooter and make an update where you bring back the fun

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like i put a video from youtube in #media-posts and there's a section in it where a lot of SCP SL youtubers are making valid complaints about the game

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they're the ones drawing more people in so listening to them might be a good idea

karmic anchor
bright cairn
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a lot?

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i mean they are providing a lot of money to northwood so

karmic anchor
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Never

bright cairn
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just thought it woulda been the whole "don't bite the hand that feeds you" thing

karmic anchor
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A patron doesn't just walk up to us and say "hey add this" or "hey do this"

bright cairn
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well i can say add this or do this

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it doesn't mean you're gonna listen or do it though

karmic anchor
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Pretty much all of our design decisions are informed by feedback from the community given in the feedback forms we send out from time to time

bright cairn
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im not saying its like you have to listen to them but there's an incentive i suppose

karmic anchor
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And more recently, some analytics

bright cairn
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i think a better idea on public opinion than polls or forms would be just going into the game and asking players

karmic anchor
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All of us on the design team are competent game designers

bright cairn
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like with the SCPs i've voiced my complaints on both official and unofficial servers and a lot of people agree that they're abysmally weak

hushed stone
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🥹

karmic anchor
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A big part of that is being able to hear and accept feedback, but then critically consider that feedback when making changes to the game, disregard feedback that doesn't help us achieve our design goals, use stuff that does

bright cairn
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i just feel a bit disgruntled because the changes im seeing are not the changes im liking in a lot of balance aspects

karmic anchor
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How so

bright cairn
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SCPs are probably my biggest example

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they're weak

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literally aside from PC

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they're weak

hushed stone
hushed stone
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look at how they butchered my sweet king

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💔

bright cairn
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i don't think there's anything i say about PC aside from some of the new heavy rooms, the cameras are kinda ass

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the angles suck a bit

hushed stone
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he's only able to lock doors once he reaches tier 3 they made him so ass 😭

bright cairn
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other than that

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PC is fine

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Peanut is pretty much perfect anyways

karmic anchor
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They are ironically the strongest they have ever been

bright cairn
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its the other 4 i have gripes with

karmic anchor
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Right now though, they are in a weird spot because of the respawn overhaul

hushed stone
karmic anchor
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We have stuff in the works that will address that

bright cairn
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larry is too slow, his two hit makes things just useless to actually be an ambush killer, and you can hear him a mile away

dog just does a bit too little damage, a reversion to 2-3 hits would be better than 3-4

shy guy's 2 hit sucks, i've found the hitreg just abysmal on him so 2 hit turns into like 6 hits

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and lastly... doctor

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oh doctor, the worst of the SCPs

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too slow, too weak, zombies often kill themselves

karmic anchor
bright cairn
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yeah

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but why is an ambush killer whom is supposed to be sneaking up on people audible from down the hall

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dog is silent when not sprinting

karmic anchor
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049 is the only one that doesn't have all these other things compensated for by their abilities.

bright cairn
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so why is larry audible

karmic anchor
bright cairn
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yeah and they can hear it because you made it more audible in the latest update 😭

hushed stone
bright cairn
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so the moment they hear you popping out of the ground they leg it

karmic anchor
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Yeah?

hushed stone
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😭

bright cairn
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that and the footsteps

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and the breathing

karmic anchor
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Thats why we made it take like a third of the time it used to

bright cairn
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its still not enough

karmic anchor
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When you use hunters atlas, it literally happens within like 1 second

bright cairn
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i think the issue with hunter's atlas is sometimes you're just guessing where they are which is kinda shit

hushed stone
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northwood needs to stop favouring the civilian classes so much

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in general

karmic anchor
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I also consistently see 106 winning rounds

hushed stone
bright cairn
visual acorn
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My vacation is over and I have to stay up every day at 5:30

bright cairn
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the reason 106 wins so often is because its able to be the game staller final boss

karmic anchor
velvet mason
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!rep MrNeinLives

bright cairn
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so it and PC are usually the last ones around if PC hasn't been unplugged

snow umbraBOT
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Member "MrNeinLives" not found.

karmic anchor
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Survivorship bias would be us nerfing him because he wins rounds a lot

visual acorn
hushed stone
karmic anchor
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Whatever

bright cairn
hushed stone
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you reinforce the parts of the plane that got hit instesd of the parts that didn't

karmic anchor
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Yall, I think this is a skill issue

hushed stone
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when you should be reinforcing the parts that didn't get hit

bright cairn
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and now we revert to the argument that everybody reverts to when they have no follow up

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"Erm its just a skill issue"

hushed stone
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i lowkey should've won 2024

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💔

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chat i dont know why I dropped out

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sorry guys

karmic anchor
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If you have concrete things youd like changed you can suggest them on the steam forums, but vaguely saying scps arent strong enough and complaining on here isnt going to make anything happen other than me getting frustrated

hushed stone
bright cairn
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i literally gave a few things that would make all the SCPs better and that's not "concrete" enough?

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and i said why

karmic anchor
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Steam Forums

hushed stone
bright cairn
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e.g. Dog does too little damage, increase to 2-3 hit kills

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or

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shy guy has bad hitreg, revert to 1 hit kills to compensate

hushed stone
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i dont think im reaching too much when i say that the scp team is probably in the weakest position that its ever been at any point in sl's history

gusty plover
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Yall have a point that scps are in a bit of an underpowered spot. It's something we've certainly taken note of, and are planning to remedy in future patches.

Some of the things you're asking for specifically though are definitely out there.

polar spade
bright cairn
cobalt fiber
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e

karmic anchor
bright cairn
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so 2 on unarmored, light and combat armor

karmic anchor
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Yeah?

bright cairn
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3 on heavy armor

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thats why i said 2-3

hushed stone
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basically

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you're more inclined to support them and the decisions that they make because they benefit you

polar spade
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2 hits to kill for dog is an insane idea

bright cairn
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its 7 hits with someone using adrenaline

gusty plover
polar spade
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Unless you increase the cooldown to like 106 delay

karmic anchor
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Dog used to be 2 hits to kill

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It was very very not good

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More importantly if dog is good enough and they lock onto you youre just not getting away

polar spade
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Dog can already be very obnoxious in its current state imo
It doesn't need easier kills

hushed stone
karmic anchor
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Doesn't really matter how many hits it takes if they're faster than you

hushed stone
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im just saying that they shouldn't be as bootycheeks as they are right now

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they almost never win

bright cairn
polar spade
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PC?

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Wait what

hushed stone
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and when they do there's usually only one scp left

bright cairn
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yeah PC is polished

gusty plover
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079

karmic anchor
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@gusty plover do you have the win rate stats on hand?

bright cairn
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i cannot think of anything to modify PC to make it better

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its perfect

karmic anchor
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Iirc scps win about a third of the time yeah?

polar spade
bright cairn
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i do yeah

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i think its fine

polar spade
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I disagree

bright cairn
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at least in comparison to all the other SCPs

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PC and peanut are pretty much the best

polar spade
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Peanut I agree with

gusty plover
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On officials*

polar spade
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Pretty well polished

hushed stone
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yeah

karmic anchor
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Scps win more than ci... thats actually kinda interesting

polar spade
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CI buff when?

bright cairn
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so overall SCP's are winning less than 3/4s of the time

karmic anchor
bright cairn
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if thats the data we goin with

gusty plover
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I dont think you're using that fraction right

bright cairn
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mb

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less than a quarter

gusty plover
karmic anchor
gusty plover
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The data shows 30%

bright cairn
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nevermind im just bad at math

hushed stone
bright cairn
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its never been my strong suit 😭

polar spade
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3/10 is pretty decent

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Like there are only four ways a round can end

hushed stone
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those stats are heavily inaccurate then

polar spade
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SCP, CI , stalemate or Foundation win

bright cairn
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i'd say the reason chaos winrate is low is because they only really have two good guns tbh

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the AK recoil is pretty bad

gusty plover
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Admittedly 30% isnt that good. Should be higher, as the game should be innately scp sided, but it's not as terrible as you guys claim it to be

karmic anchor
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Officials are what we make the game around. We do not design the game around servers that, for example, have lots of mods or plug-ins, have very high player counts, or are for rp

velvet mason
hushed stone
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the stats that onion listed only took official servers into account

karmic anchor
hushed stone
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a good 85% of the community only play on community servers

bright cairn
polar spade
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Official unmodded servers is what the game is designed around

karmic anchor
gusty plover
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Except for a select few scps that often carry

bright cairn
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all i'd like is SCPs to actually be made a threat again

hushed stone
bright cairn
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since my experience at the moment is they're just more of an annoyance than any real threat

hushed stone
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the actual number is probably much higher than that all things considered

karmic anchor
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Yes. You cant just pull the number out of your ass though.

hushed stone
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im not stating a fact

polar spade
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Based on what

bright cairn
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you need at least some semblance of an idea if you gonna make an estimation tbh

gusty plover
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In my opinion, the fault mainly lies in the poor late game of SCPs. They crumple quickly later into the round

polar spade
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Estimation requires some sort of data

hushed stone
polar spade
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Anedoctal evidence isn't very reliable

bright cairn
gusty plover
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Also we balance around officials because they offer the widest range of players.

bright cairn
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doctor and dog go down pretty early

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same with shyguy

karmic anchor
#

What I see is that officials are constantly full at peak hours

hushed stone
bright cairn
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the ones i see lasting later into rounds are larry, peanut and obviously PC

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since PC is the last to die usually

polar spade
karmic anchor
bright cairn
bright cairn
gusty plover
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Anyway just letting yall know we're aware

velvet mason
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community servers can be modded, which can affect scp's stats/abilities

karmic anchor
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If you are playing well though and coordinating with your team well, most scps can survive rounds

bright cairn
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but it very rarely happens

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please tell me you guys got an idea on how to stop people from killing themselves as zombies

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since thats the biggest problem with doctor

polar spade
#

049 horde is very common in the rounds I play
Though I don't play on NWOS so don't take my word for it

karmic anchor
bright cairn
#

yeah

karmic anchor
polar spade
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But every other round is just a zombie horde that camps the gates at miniwaves and gets even more zombies

bright cairn
#

i've had some good fun as a zombie

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i had one round where i was the last zombie left because doctor died and i killed the last dude after basically surviving for 10 straight minutes

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was really fun

karmic anchor
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If you cant ever coordinate with your team as an scp then you are a bad scp player

hushed stone
karmic anchor
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I have anecdotal evidence to the contrary

hushed stone
# karmic anchor Is this based on your anecdotal evidence?

you literally have no concrete evidence to back up your claims, so you keep falling back on this whole "erm, you see, your anecdotal evidence contradicts MY anecdotal evidence, buddy! and MY anecdotal evidence is always right!" angle in an attempt to shut me up

polar spade
#

I had a very organised SCP round today and we wiped humans but that’s just one round

hushed stone
#

💔 💔 💔

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my luck is notorious for being straight cheeks

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💔 💔 💔

bright cairn
#

i've had great rounds for SCP co-ordination but i've also had a lot more bad ones

bright cairn
#

i have a big gripe with flashbangs to be honest

amber lintel
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polar spade
#

You’re the one saying your experience is always universal

amber lintel
#

this is actually really cute

hushed stone
karmic anchor
amber lintel
velvet mason
#

This can be resolved by giving 049 a leash, so no zombies can run away >:)

bright cairn
#

like if im playing an SCP and there's a hail of gunfire coming at me its kinda hard to notice flashbangs until its too late sometimes

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and then the duration of being blinded is too long

amber lintel
# karmic anchor *this* is a skill issue

In terms of SCP teamwork, I find that unless all of you stick together, one of you (049, I'm LOOKING AT YOU) is immediately going to get ganked and you will be immediately flooded by a sea of MTF

polar spade
karmic anchor
karmic anchor
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Thats absurdly long

bright cairn
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and even as peanut 10 seconds is enough to be killed in

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i've had that happen

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its pissed me off a lot

karmic anchor
#

Yeah

amber lintel
polar spade
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Wait its actually 10 seconds

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Oh god

bright cairn
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10 seconds plus the fact they're very hard to notice is actually abysmal

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i think 5 seconds should be the max at the very least so you still gotta notice it

amber lintel
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gonna steal an screenshot from someone else here but imagine some sort of smoke trail

karmic anchor
bright cairn
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but then they gotta be more noticeable

amber lintel
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maybe even do this for nades, idk

karmic anchor
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I heard someone say in game that 173 should be immune to flashbangs

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Cuz he like doesn't have eyes or ears

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And I was like "hm..."

amber lintel
#

I believe SCPs have some built-in resistance to flashbangs already

karmic anchor
amber lintel
#

huh

karmic anchor
#

They affect scps way more than humans

amber lintel
#

I also have no clue if it's still just proximity or whether turning away does anything despite my fair hours in-game lol

#

although playing more CS is definitely conditioning me lol

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At first I would just stare at 'em because I was like "it'll be okay, I'm far enough away"

amber lintel
#

I've been lied to.

karmic anchor
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So like the max isnt literally like 10-15 seconds of total blindness

visual acorn
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Flashbangs are actually so underrated

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New players don't realize how good they are

karmic anchor
#

Yes if only people used them more we would have so many more complaints!

visual acorn
#

Escaping inescapable situations

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Flashing 10 running to you ci

amber lintel
visual acorn
#

Also heavy armor

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Spawns 100%

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In nuke/049 lockers

karmic anchor
#

You know

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Back in my day

amber lintel
#

flashing through doors? we know

bright cairn
#

like someone said "oh its got eyes" but its just paint

amber lintel
#

someone said the flashbangs give hitmarkers for doors and while I'm not entirely sure that's true, it would make a lot of a hell of sense

bright cairn
#

it doesn't have eyes or ears

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there's not really even a guarantee it actually, y'know, sees anything and isn't just teleporting like a homing missile

visual acorn
karmic anchor
visual acorn
bright cairn
#

it doesn't have eyes

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or ears

#

why would a flashbang affect it

visual acorn
bright cairn
#

and even if it is seeing, its eyes aren't like normal eyes

visual acorn
#

Cuz no realism

bright cairn
#

we have to throw the traditional concept of seeing out the window because its not seeing or hearing like a normal living being

visual acorn
#

Add realism

karmic anchor
bright cairn
#

the take is that its seeing by some other anomalous means thus a flashbang won't work on it because its "eyes" or method of seeing things don't work like normal eyes so a flashbang's effects can't work

#

like a flashbang works on our eyes because we take in light and it creates a lot of light through a small explosion which also stuns our ears through creating a lot of noise

karmic anchor
#

Also weirdly I think humans can see 173/096 through the flashbang effect which really shouldnt happen if it does.

visual acorn
karmic anchor
visual acorn
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Cuz of how easy 173 can play against micro hid

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Unless flashed

bright cairn
#

no there's nothing even on the flashbangs to say they're better against SCPs

karmic anchor
bright cairn
#

like the text on the flashbangs says that there's no guarantee they're supposed to work to begin with

karmic anchor
#

173 used to be able to counter micro

visual acorn
karmic anchor
#

Now he cannot

visual acorn
#

Unless flashed

karmic anchor
bright cairn
visual acorn
karmic anchor
visual acorn
#

Or got behind a door then open and teleport on him

karmic anchor
#

Again, not easy

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Easy is being able to just blink onto the guy firing the micro

visual acorn
#

New micro is makes it more fair

karmic anchor
#

Especially in situations where there are lots of mtf/ci together, playing corners or whatever really that feasible in every situation

visual acorn
#

Just remember to keep breakneck only for escapes

karmic anchor
#

More importantly, if you kill a person while they're priming a flashbang, guess what happens

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If anyone else is in the room, you cant get off the guy in time and are now fully blind for 15 seconds

amber lintel
visual acorn
#

Or you are in heavy

karmic anchor
amber lintel
visual acorn
bright cairn
karmic anchor
#

Use breakneck at all times youre not actively in combat, use your ears to never get cornered (people make lots of noise), if you run into more people than you can kill, gtfo before breakneck ends

visual acorn
#

The other 10% I get demolished when they spread out

bright cairn
#

but in actuality you're not

amber lintel
karmic anchor
#

If you activate breakneck the moment you need to get away, then it lasts the same amount of time as if you get spotted while its already active I believe

amber lintel
#

the filter broke in 14.1 and it hurts the eyes, especially since I changed computers

amber lintel
amber lintel
visual acorn
charred root
#

hello chat

visual acorn
amber lintel
#

this is like, before the screen

karmic anchor
amber lintel
#

this is postnuke

visual acorn
karmic anchor
#

Ideally if you can stalk them for a bit and get it off cooldown, thats best

karmic anchor
#

And even then if they start leading me on a chase I just leave

amber lintel
visual acorn
bright cairn
# amber lintel

its just the early 2010s piss filter but instead you just have kidney stones

karmic anchor
#

If its a larger group especially you just run

bright cairn
#

he is right though there are some very bloodthirsty players on this game

visual acorn
amber lintel
# karmic anchor Wdym

peanut has it easier since he's not made of wet toilet paper, but if your cooldown is off cooldown, especially as doctor, you just can't really do anything remotely aggro or you just die

visual acorn
#

Of what I need to do

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And don't really think

karmic anchor
#

Playing any SCP is like never directly fight anyone on your own unless they're a civi

visual acorn
#

About these situations

karmic anchor
#

As a general rule

visual acorn
#

Like every 200 games as 173 I get microed

bright cairn
#

they'll hunt down an SCP because they think they're gonna be on a non-existent leaderboard for soloing it

amber lintel
visual acorn
bright cairn
#

the majority of my deaths as peanut is i just get jumped from all corners by a wave and at that point im just done for

#

that or those accursed flashbangs

visual acorn
#

Or ambush with a group of scps

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Or make sure that you kill them on ur tantrum

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So you get shield

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Also use 244!!!

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Always

bright cairn
#

usually its i get jumped because a lot of the SCPs are dead

visual acorn
#

It's op as 173

bright cairn
#

so im on my own

visual acorn
bright cairn
#

the problem with peanut is it sucks when cornered by itself but its the more likely of the bunch to have that happen because its able to survive quite a long time because of its massive health pool

bright cairn
amber lintel
#

I don't enjoy playing SCP as much since 14.0

bright cairn
#

so i just take as many out as i can with me

visual acorn
bright cairn
#

i think... i think i miss the old heavy...

amber lintel
#

1344 and open-ness combined with respawns make it a slog to play sometimes

visual acorn
#

Or rooms which allow you to kill without getting damage

bright cairn
#

yeah the respawns are so frequent its unreal

bright cairn
#

its just im good, but not that good

karmic anchor
#

You know what scp would go insane if we can find a way to do it actually decently

bright cairn
#

im good, but im not "solo the entire server with PCs help" good

visual acorn
bright cairn
#

i really hope that gets added at some point

karmic anchor
#

The fucking coffee machine

bright cairn
#

fuckkkk yeah the coffee machine

#

that'd be fire

visual acorn
#

I know a server with currency

bright cairn
visual acorn
#

Which you get when you MVP the round

karmic anchor
#

Im talking officially

bright cairn
#

what if there was some rooms that just had a memetic kill agent on the wall and you die instantly

karmic anchor
#

Like as an actual game mechanic

bright cairn
#

that would be funny i think

visual acorn
#

But usually it's quite op

karmic anchor
#

Problem is we'd need to limit it

bright cairn
#

i know a few SCPs we should add

karmic anchor
#

Like what you can get from the machine

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And thats tough

bright cairn
#

firstly I would be a good addition as everybody loves toasters, so I think i should be added to the game

#

then we should add Allison Eckhart

visual acorn
bright cairn
#

i think Allison Eckhart is really good

visual acorn
#

Nuke exploded

karmic anchor
#

What is Allison eckhart

bright cairn
#

he doesn't know

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its just a cognitohazard

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nobody knows what its actually called because its only recognisable and conceivable as the words Allison Eckhart

visual acorn
#

SCP universe nerds go crazy

karmic anchor
#

Not sure what youre talking about, text got blurred

visual acorn
#

There is so much lore

karmic anchor
#

And yet no canon

charred root
#

what u guys talking about

visual acorn
bright cairn
visual acorn
#

Some people become millionaires in 3162 hours of doing something

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And I play the most mediocre game

#

🙏

charred root
#

ez

#

trun on SL for 24/7

visual acorn
#

Started in early 2019

bright cairn
#

I love SCP-426, I think I am the greatest SCP around, since I'm just an ordinary toaster, but I can only be discussed in the first person

amber lintel
#

nobody who plays SL thinks it's good

visual acorn
#

Then stopped until 2021

#

And then grinded

charred root
#

i started to play at that time

visual acorn
amber lintel
#

not even then

visual acorn
#

13.5 was actually so peak

charred root
#

and i got about 1.5k

visual acorn
bright cairn
#

when will we get SCP-076-2 as a playable SCP

#

that'd be so fun

visual acorn
#

I love how 173 players get confused when I get them into that room in entrance

charred root
#

hope they would rework again

visual acorn
visual acorn
#

It was 1000x of what we have now

#

Actually funny for some time, only disappointment was 3114

bright cairn
#

we really need to make 3114 and the flamingos balanced enough they can be in the normal SCP rotation

visual acorn
#

173 was peak against them

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Even tho no one knew

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Only SCP who could kill 20 of them

orchid kraken
#

I think i might gotten promotion at jon cuz i got 300€ more than usual

visual acorn
#

On ease

bright cairn
#

flamingomaxxing

#

bring back flamingos

karmic anchor
#

Pretty sure theyre still in the game

visual acorn
#

Peasants

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Don't have

karmic anchor
#

Im pretty sure theyre in RA

visual acorn
bright cairn
#

yeah i know they're in the game but they've been relegated to admin panel only

#

same as skeleton

karmic anchor
#

Yeah ok

visual acorn
#

No way they are in ra

#

I don't have a picture in my brain

karmic anchor
#

They have been...

visual acorn
karmic anchor
#

All 3 flamingo types

visual acorn
#

Wrong symbol

karmic anchor
#

Plus 3114

visual acorn
orchid kraken
karmic anchor
#

049 flamingos dont distinguish between alphas right?

orchid kraken
visual acorn
#

All my joints hurt so much

orchid kraken
visual acorn
#

Fuck connective tissue disorders

karmic anchor
#

As in zombie flamingos

orchid kraken
#

Ah

#

They're just green

orchid kraken
#

Green as movie zombies

visual acorn
#

They are not different

orchid kraken
karmic anchor
#

Yeah I mean idk if they have an alpha zombie flamingo

#

Or if theyre all just zombie flamingos

visual acorn
#

106 second biggest potential SCP

#

939 third

#

173 first

#

🥇

karmic anchor
#

Wdym biggest potential

orchid kraken
amber lintel
visual acorn
karmic anchor
orchid kraken
#

Like deadass 106 cannot be killed but stopped

visual acorn
amber lintel
#

1507?

karmic anchor
#

Yes

#

I am sure ive seen it in ra

visual acorn
#

106 unkillable

#

Same with 173

orchid kraken
amber lintel
orchid kraken
#

096 was already bullied by 173

amber lintel
#

they don't exist in the normal game though

visual acorn
karmic anchor
#

Hm...

visual acorn
#

Wtf

karmic anchor
#

I dont care enough to check

orchid kraken
karmic anchor
#

I will take terran word for it

amber lintel
#

I can confidently tell you that orhu

visual acorn
#

When he's not talking about wiki

amber lintel
#

he did this in like august

karmic anchor
#

049 can 100% solo a round if you count zombies as part of 049

visual acorn
#

173/106/939 main characters

#

Other help

orchid kraken
#

049 is extremely weak alone

amber lintel
visual acorn
#

I got 079 and 173 as main preference

amber lintel
#

good 049 -> SCP team tends to win

orchid kraken
#

106 could do something alone by trick teleporting

amber lintel
#

(READ: none of his zombies suicide and his teammates map control properly)

visual acorn
orchid kraken
#

Most of 096 players just blatantly go outside to meet the entire wave and wonder why they died so quick

visual acorn
#

173 breakneck in drugs

#

Teleporting from nuke too op

orchid kraken
#

They just look away and u get free 2 kills

visual acorn
#

If people realized how to play effectively

#

The game would make even less fun

amber lintel
#

096 is so boring to play

#

snoozefest around bulkheads

visual acorn
#

I never play it

#

Wait till you die simulator

amber lintel
#

the main fun imo is using yourself as bait

karmic anchor
#

Do you guys speak PVP?

visual acorn
amber lintel
visual acorn
amber lintel
#

SCPs since 14.0 have unfortunately felt like a nuisance, which I think is in part due to a lack of new content (even a rework) on their end

visual acorn
#

14.x is one of the worst

#

11 is the only component

karmic anchor
#

Im thinking im kinda more sword coded than the others but im not sure

amber lintel
#

sword coded?

amber lintel
visual acorn
karmic anchor
#

The weapon I'd have in PvP civilization.

visual acorn
karmic anchor
#

No

visual acorn
#

😔

karmic anchor
#

Im going to sleep

#

Goodbye forever

visual acorn
#

Stab 096

visual acorn
amber lintel
amber lintel
# karmic anchor No

I think a bayonet fixed to an AK would outperform the shotgun at close range (although let's be real the AK already tends to perform the shotgun at close range already)

visual acorn
#

Peak gameplay on official server

#

Got spawned below ground

#

And fell into capybara room

charred root