general-chat

[valid silo]

I love the elite crew

[amber lintel]

I don't buy a bunch of expensive skins because I play for fun

[valid silo]

in this house we love the elite crew

[amber lintel]

but tracking kills on goofy shit like the negev is a must-have for me

[valid silo]

pheonix connexion ain't got a thing on the goats

[amber lintel]

they used to be the default charater on a lot of maps back in GO

now it's by default SAS and phoenix for some reason

[valid silo]

sas works sometimes

much rather navy seals

[amber lintel]

the FBI for example was the default on nuke

I'm kind of salty because back in the day I bought the B Squad officer mainly to hear the funny british man talking

now they're just everywhere and I'm less special

[valid silo]

I liked swat and anarchists on office

[amber lintel]

the viewmodel is really nice though

[valid silo]

I think that was it

[amber lintel]

I LOVE THE ANARCHISTS

their voicelines are stupid and I love them

but mainly the stupid backpacks and antifa look

[valid silo]

I get some factions got removed

@amber lintel imo navy seals should be on places like dust and mirage

[amber lintel]

they were on train

dust was IDF, mirage was SAS

[valid silo]

they can alternate between sas and navy seals

[amber lintel]

each of the cool maps had their own cool faction

then again the SAS also got inferno

still waiting on my beloved pillow men

[valid silo]

I admit tho

SAS and pheonix have their own charm

their voicelines are cool

[gaunt talon]

Buy number k

[karmic anchor]

K is a letter though

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/kontula-scp-gif-12475868089672426105

[karmic anchor]

Huh

[valid silo]

K

[karmic anchor]

K

[gaunt talon]

Can't send a third one

[nova moth]

!rep @hearty stirrup

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 1 hour, 30 minutes, 4 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[nova moth]

Bruh

[velvet citrus]

hi

[nova moth]

Hello

[hearty stirrup]

you better wait

[nova moth]

Bed time

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-disappointed-mad-goku-duke-dragon-ball-z-gif-6568024727327698766

[nova moth]

Guy from fortnite

[hearty stirrup]

No

rep time

you wait that 1 hour

and 30m

[nova moth]

Can't you like

Write me a bot that will

[hearty stirrup]

No

that violates the discord terms of service!

[nova moth]

So lazy fr

[hearty stirrup]

Self botting is NOT allowed!

[inner walrus]

!rep @hearty stirrup

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hearty stirrup a reputation point!

[nova moth]

See there you go

Perfect

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/turles-dragon-ball-dbz-tullece-laugh-gif-17442980413440269481

[hearty stirrup]

hanks

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-cell-fire-writing-perfect-writing-perfect-cell-writing-writing-perfect-cell-gif-17299771935638990179

[hearty stirrup]

you still need to do it

[nova moth]

Dude it is so accurate

[nova moth]

I'll think about it

[amber lintel]

https://youtu.be/vhQNL8ClhdU

rating baron above grimbo, vagabond, stuntman is wild

[charred root]

good morning chat

[valid silo]

@amber lintel like once in the match I lock the fuck in and do crazy saves like this

but it's only like once per match

then I go back to dying without a kill

[polar spade]

Good Afternoon mate

[hearty stirrup]

@nova moth

[mortal crypt]

dude

what is that crosshair😭

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1167510696842510478/1254245381517217792/RDT_20240619_130635959831082432331254.gif

i was gonna say at least you don't use follow recoil

[charred root]

default crosshair💀

[valid silo]

default

[mortal crypt]

LOOKS ASS

[valid silo]

[mortal crypt]

use this crosshair dude:

CSGO-6DP4t-63YOu-CDq8D-2nDmu-M3GSQ

[nova moth]

!rep @hearty stirrup

God sake

[maiden blaze]

Default crosshair is honestly A tier

[nova moth]

!Rep @hearty stirrup

[maiden blaze]

Gotta introduce crossheirs to SCP:SL now fr

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[honest junco]

Hi

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

Wahoo

[red pecan]

The whole server should just rep som random person for no reason at all

[eager wadi]

!rep @bold talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @bold talon a reputation point!

[red pecan]

!rep @bold talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @bold talon a reputation point!

[full pond]

why do a crazy save when you can be a crazy dave

https://tenor.com/view/troll-troll-face-sunflower-plants-vs-zombies-pv-z-gif-22515716

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/buckshot-roulette-buckshotroulette-shotgun-gif-7745543681648177121

[charred root]

doesnt it is already?

[cinder sapphire]

@plucky spindle so who was right?

#bot-commands message and #bot-commands message

[tough tapir]

I'd say bot commands was right

[cinder sapphire]

go to bed

[tough tapir]

Its almost 8am rusty

You go bed

Stinker

[cinder sapphire]

so....

[tough tapir]

Stinky toxoid

[cinder sapphire]

anti

get it right

how dare you think I am with the toxoid clan

[charred root]

rise up toxoid clan

[cinder sapphire]

you didnt even get permissions to become one of them

[charred root]

i will

:3

[tough tapir]

Bc you stink

Stinky toxoid

[cinder sapphire]

you shouldnt allow them to join @hearty stirrup

[cinder sapphire]

smh..... I am not zenlet

sorry banlet

[tough tapir]

This u

[cinder sapphire]

nah..... I play ds all the time

[charred root]

we gonna be an army

[cinder sapphire]

I play more of these guys. Fungus (flood).

considering halo

[cinder sapphire]

nah you will kill each other in time

[tough tapir]

Fun goose

Honk

[charred root]

@cinder sapphire go to sleep

i like this video

[cinder sapphire]

speaking of halo.....I have a feeling that there is going to be a teaser soon for halo considering helldivers (coming to xbox/ crossover) and what not

not halo

xbox

I bet you it is prob going to be the remake for halo 1

tho

even tho the ||endless|| still makes me worried

[charred root]

Halo makes me dizzy

[cinder sapphire]

and why is that

speak your words carefully

[tough tapir]

@rancid dome

[charred root]

the visuals just flashy

idk what ver i was playing

[cinder sapphire]

you may say that for halo infinite but you cannot really say that for halo reach or what not

[charred root]

well i havent tried the other before

[cinder sapphire]

halo infinite is basically one of the worse ones

by far

[charred root]

then any recommend?

[cinder sapphire]

because 343/ halo studios is the worst game dev

[cinder sapphire]

anything before halo 4

halo wars 2 is also pretty good

tbch

[charred root]

should i buy battlefiled 6

[cinder sapphire]

if you say the tv show of halo is good.....

ya

[cinder sapphire]

how would I know

[charred root]

but it just like cod + big filed

[charred root]

then go buy one and tell me🔥

[cinder sapphire]

nah I rather play reach

[rancid dome]

Looking at a game that way is not quite a good idea lol

thinking of it as CoD is 💀

[cinder sapphire]

I am also not going to award ea for their secure boot bs.

[charred root]

ea banned my first account cuz they think im bot

and i cant appeal

🔥

[cinder sapphire]

ya because it is ea

fuck them

[abstract nebula]

Bro Helldivers 2 coming to Xbox is so peak

[charred root]

Have u heard ACE anticheat

[cinder sapphire]

ya. Which again I am pretty vocal how kernal level anticheats shouldnt be awarded.

[charred root]

True and they always scan ur disks

[rancid dome]

I heard that BF6 is not as deep into the kernel as to ones like riot's vanguard

idk much about it tho

[cinder sapphire]

this arm rest will lead to nothing good for anyone but hackers

the devs wont win

the players wont win

etc....

[rancid dome]

Why dont they issue hardwareid bans as well tho

thats what I wanna know

[charred root]

dma could be mouse or smth

[cinder sapphire]

I dont understand how a lot of games nowaday dont have a combination of non kernal anti cheats and vote kicks

yes there are issues but it is a lot better than the alt

[charred root]

and they cant ban everything of ur hardwareid

[odd ember]

Damn litterally nobody is using the scp sl tag xd

[cinder sapphire]

no idea

I question this entire gaming industry

there are a lot of things I think that should be happening that are not

[rancid dome]

They trust their AC too much

WAY too much

[cinder sapphire]

ya and it doesnt work most of the time

it is a arm race and they are losing

[rancid dome]

thats the funny part

[charred root]

cheaters💀

[cinder sapphire]

and then there are exploits people can use because then they use kernal level ac

and people have lost their computers because of it

again the only people that win are hackers

[charred root]

several days ago i heard someone using router to cheat

at cs2

[cinder sapphire]

the devs also tend to lose people because of it

[valid silo]

honestly a hardware ban is the only real way to stop a cheater in their tracks

unless they try to bypass it and correct me if I am wrong but isn't that shit expensive

like might as well buy a new pc

[simple abyss]

spoofer

done

[charred root]

yep

[strange niche]

HWID are extremely easy to bypass

[valid silo]

[strange niche]

If you truly want to stop a cheater, you gotta circumvent the digital world

which is... dubious

[cinder sapphire]

ya

again it is pointless

at a certain point you need to give up

accept the best alt

[strange niche]

I disagree with that sentiment, but I think the best solution for cheating is not to try and chase after them neck by neck, but to wait

[digital bobcat]

because EAAC is garbage

[strange niche]

get a list over months of confirmed data

then WHACK

[digital bobcat]

all anti-cheats implemented in battlefield games in the last like

15 years

have been completely useless

[cinder sapphire]

which is non kernal level/ vote kicks

[cinder sapphire]

I dont like how much of a security risk playing games is

nowadays

[strange niche]

Credit where credit is due, Valve has a very "lazy" approach to handling cheating, but their trick to wait out on an effective solution that is as effective as possible WITHOUT needing to barge into your computer is pretty neat

Bot crisis comes to mind

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[strange niche]

I like that solution best to be honest

That's kind of the funny thing with Valve, they're lazy but are also in this weird state of high functioning laziness

[cinder sapphire]

it is 100% better than ea telling people to switch to secure boot to play a video game

in bios

[strange niche]

It's been so long since I've purchased a game that requires some goofy external AC

[cinder sapphire]

hell I doubt most people have ever mess with their bios settings

the avg player

[strange niche]

Most multiplayer games I have are small enough in scale to not require a sophisticated AC because the only person you're gonna cheat with is in a part of 8-16

And the host can just kick/ban

[cinder sapphire]

vote kicks as well

for like tf2

[strange niche]

that too

[cinder sapphire]

and what not

dont get me wrong vote kicks have issues but it is 100% better than what we have in most triple a games

[strange niche]

Sometimes you really don't need to reinvent the wheel

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[valid silo]

Vote-kicking does alot of good things

[valid silo]

Not just cheating

But even griefing

Had someone kill the guy defusing the bomb and him trying to defuse it only for him to explode

Next round there was a vote kick and it was like 3:2

He did not get kicked sadly

[strange niche]

self moderation is extremely effective if the community is willing to play the game for enjoyment

[cinder sapphire]

^

[charred root]

no cheat = everything handles on server side

[valid silo]

The double edge side of it is the fact it can kinda tribilize the team

So you can get kicked for the slightest thing

[cinder sapphire]

ya but it is 100% better than losing your computer because of a exploit for kernal level ac

[strange niche]

I've been vote kicked so many times because of the funny cosmetic

I still wear it because it unnecessarily pisses people off

makes them easier to kill, lol

[cinder sapphire]

look at what happened with apex

[valid silo]

You know I've literally never seen it on anyone exept a pyro

Like I've literally NEVER have EVER seen any other class wear it

Exept pyros

[fossil ravine]

hi

[strange niche]

It's an all-class so I wear it on Pyro (with a horrific cosmetic combo), Soldier and Engineer

[cinder sapphire]

I mean..... I would expect nothing less from you

[strange niche]

Yeah but I have alterior motives for wearing it

[cinder sapphire]

you are a furry we know

[strange niche]

If the enemy is getting salty because you are wearing a cosmetic, they are easier to predict

[valid silo]

Simplewolf is like the most obvious furry ever

[strange niche]

it's a pay to win cosmetic based on gamer social stigma

[valid silo]

Like if you wanna know what's a furry he's the perfect example

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[strange niche]

I mean it depends on which definition of furries

but it's kinda obvious

[cinder sapphire]

even his minecraft skin is furry inspired

[strange niche]

"furry inspired"

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[valid silo]

PROTOGEN

PROTOGEN

[cinder sapphire]

that is 100% what a furry would wear

[strange niche]

I think we're passed inspired at this point

[valid silo]

PROTOGEN MENTIONED

[strange niche]

NOT WHAT I'M CALLED

[cinder sapphire]

and protogen

ugh

[valid silo]

YOU ARE A PROTOGEN

YOU ARE A PROTOGEN

[cinder sapphire]

haha

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/spearmaster-rain-world-mouth-slugcat-no-mouth-but-infinte-rizz-gif-7553922757025802082

[valid silo]

You better make a

"I have no mouth but I must scream" refrence

[cinder sapphire]

you also play as a lizard man and I bet a mothman in tg and that cat one

I bet you do

[strange niche]

never played moth actually

[cinder sapphire]

omg there may be some hope for you yet

[strange niche]

I just play as the smartest Lizard known to Nanotrasen

[cinder sapphire]

everytime I see the mothman in tg

I resist the urge to shoot them

[strange niche]

I mean there are Vulpkanins in certain branches

[cinder sapphire]

ugh

[strange niche]

but honestly the character gimmick I have for Jackson Dean makes it worth it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6LoXoonOZE

[cinder sapphire]

I rather deal with that then moth

[cinder sapphire]

even felinids are better than moths

[strange niche]

absolutely not

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[strange niche]

felenids are the absolute lowest

[cinder sapphire]

they are

I meet a lot of bad moths than felinids

personally

[strange niche]

I keep fucking hearing them clapping in Dorms 4 I have less respect for Felenids than moths

[cinder sapphire]

felinids are still bad

but ya

[strange niche]

tajarans are felenids but more cat and less hornier

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[cinder sapphire]

god I wished I didnt read that

[strange niche]

not my clip but

This is the average felenid experience in a department

[cinder sapphire]

moth and that

ugh

it pains me

I love when I am a antg and there is a big moth pop

on the station

[strange niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1249806379267526676/1323402928551104563/Fucking_Cat.mp4?ex=689fa705&is=689e5585&hm=4d01fda2fc0c41e2ff39f9ad8c618f2e2ed8b41f2de40aa6cb36c872f9b0b36e&

[cinder sapphire]

good

you did good

I am proud of you

[strange niche]

not my clip sadly

[nova moth]

!rep @hearty stirrup

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hearty stirrup a reputation point!

[cinder sapphire]

that guy prob got warned

but it was worth it

[strange niche]

nope

[cinder sapphire]

oh ya I forgot mod on tg is a lot more relax then goon

[cinder sapphire]

you def would've gotten warned for that

on goonstation

[strange niche]

maybe, but in fairness you can get away with a lot of stuff on Goonstation too as long as it's for the funny

subject to terms and conditions

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[strange niche]

Goonstation engineers are also just a special breed in their own right so

[cinder sapphire]

scientist as well

[strange niche]

Yeah but look at what we have to do to demand the respect of the Thermoelectric Generator

[cinder sapphire]

one minute in and most of the rd is going to be blown up

most of science is also going to steal my bee as well

[strange niche]

It's practically the only way to truly pipe burn without causing several issues

[amber lintel]

@strange niche weren't you like, GD at some point?

[strange niche]

yeah

[cinder sapphire]

I do need to play goonstation soon again. I am just busy

[cinder sapphire]

it been def a year now

[cinder sapphire]

haha

poor george

tho

[strange niche]

I have a special collection of "Funny Upload Moments" on my computer

each one tells a story

[cinder sapphire]

oh it is that map

[strange niche]

Donut3

[true sky]

https://youtu.be/0kRpEFVqees?si=I9ys0ZvvBIxM_9MK @orchid kraken

[cinder sapphire]

noooooo I just learned blender recently

why

[strange niche]

A key component of Art is using the simplicity of the scene's composition to tell a strong story

[cinder sapphire]

haha

poor cap

[strange niche]

The Captain, lying in front of the law rack dead on the floor, drenched in blood while clutching the rouge lawset in his hands tells you everything you need to know

[cinder sapphire]

guessing that is rd or md

next to them

considering that suit

[strange niche]

probably

[cinder sapphire]

it def seems more like md tho

[cinder sapphire]

haha

[strange niche]

Like, I have so many images

[cinder sapphire]

rogue

haha

god why you killed the bee

[strange niche]

I think the more you look at this image, the more questions you will have

[cinder sapphire]

ya

I cannot believe you killed two bees

tho

[strange niche]

not even sure if I was the one that did to be honest

that round was a blur

[cinder sapphire]

god you didnt even know your crimes if any

[proven tundra]

Ayo optimise the game

Also why is my FPS not changing when I lower my fps

[cinder sapphire]

haha

[upper raven]

Its unity engine what do you expect

[strange niche]

final ss13 image for now

[cinder sapphire]

haha

[strange niche]

This is also why it's very important that cyborgs and AIs MUST witness a non-human use their abilities

or there may be... unfortunate consequences

[fickle ibex]

hi

[plucky spindle]

I mean it still ain't out so rn neither of us

[fickle ibex]

what does this mean

[plucky spindle]

What the hell is this

[strange niche]

chat message from the game Space Station 13

anyways I lied because I found one more

for context, this person got appendicitis

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/shiroko-dance-blue-archive-meme-gif-7832042422587189924

[fickle ibex]

😨

[eager wadi]

weezerbox

[fickle ibex]

hello nathan

[eager wadi]

ħelow

[fickle ibex]

how are you

[upper raven]

Tetetetete teto

[tough tapir]

Teto

[eager wadi]

fine, hbu

[true sky]

Huhbert droid

[hearty stirrup]

!rep @nova moth

[snow umbra]

You have just given @nova moth a reputation point!

[hearty stirrup]

!remindme 12h rep

[snow umbra]

I will remind you of that in 12 hours (<t:1755287205:f>).

[somber raptor]

[somber raptor]

Poor Auro 😭

[fossil wasp]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[fossil wasp]

!rep @tame hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

[upper raven]

Yaw

[fossil wasp]

yeehaw

[hollow current]

Guys we should add the fog as an scp

[upper raven]

What

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[upper raven]

Wheel of rep time!

[somber raptor]

Yaw

[upper raven]

Oh no

[eager wadi]

!rephubert

[upper raven]

ah yes

!rephubert

[snow umbra]

You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!

[fossil wasp]

[eager wadi]

mejjet

[fossil wasp]

iva

[somber raptor]

Imposta sul Valore Aggiunto??

[eager wadi]

ċaw

same pronounce as ciao

but means bye

[upper raven]

Ciao ciao ciao

Ćao

[fossil wasp]

ciao

ċaw

[eager wadi]

bonġu

[upper raven]

Not fair

Nitro users

[eager wadi]

3 ewro għal nitro ħabib

[fossil wasp]

fentanyl ceiling fan 😌

[deft root]

does he know

[upper raven]

What the alien language

[eager wadi]

ż

[true sky]

Where is my !Lang maltan

[upper raven]

Ž

[somber raptor]

Lighthouse

[eager wadi]

that house is lighting

[eager wadi]

burgers

[true sky]

Burgers?

[true sky]

Geo guesser can you guess this ✌️ ✌️

[somber raptor]

Hehe

[true sky]

Why the fuck are you eating Canned ham

[somber raptor]

Because i like it

[true sky]

I guess

[cinder sapphire]

extension

#bot-commands message

[plucky spindle]

Ight

It's just basically till 15.0 comes out so

[serene coyote]

no way

@fossil wasp

[valid silo]

discord doing anything but increasing the file limit size bro

[serene coyote]

(buy nitro plz plz plz plz )

[valid silo]

I'd rather fucking DIE

then buy nitro

[true sky]

Rawr xD 😔 😔 🥀 🥀 ✌️ ✌️ ✌️

[deft root]

Bro I thought it was scenecore thing

this is dogshit

they know their audience

[serene coyote]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1186060191364563055/1335584954486095983/RDT_20250202_1317235711350854221712086.gif

[upper raven]

Dr.Dinspit.

What the actual hell is this

[languid radish]

I may not have a brain gentlemen, but i have an idea

[boreal kernel]

Real

[true sky]

Brianrot

[somber raptor]

Brian

[somber raptor]

The guy with the pistol against 5 MTF looks quite funny

[languid radish]

Thats why the pov has a ball

[boreal kernel]

Log in 🪵

[meager slate]

Buh

[charred root]

!auro

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/458030107324579841/1353888212413579284/caption.gif

[meager slate]

[boreal kernel]

Dis mf

[eager wadi]

sea bunny sighting

[boreal kernel]

!diddy

[charred root]

!maid

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-valve-steam-meme-ai-gif-11963374429514166959

[fringe gyro]

Please

I need to know

How did it end?

[charred root]

he died cuz he cant reach the button

[meager slate]

Fake

[meager slate]

[eager wadi]

[somber raptor]

Can't wait to be home from vacation and be back to grinding on

[somber raptor]

Honestly i've already had enough of the beach 😭

[boreal kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-gif-549301440228520168

Really dude r6

[eager wadi]

said no one ever

[boreal kernel]

Go play battlefield 6

[eager wadi]

🥀

[somber raptor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356765177298817105/1385408506349224107/togif-24.gif

Yeah but honestly

I'd rather be home playing videogames with my friends than be at the beach all day playing cards

I don't like not doing shit all day

[fringe gyro]

Wait

Italian?

Do you watch F1 by any chance?

[somber raptor]

No

[fringe gyro]

Oh ok

I’m technically half Italian since I’m a Ferrari fan 🔥

[gaunt talon]

Gets boring after 20 minutes

[somber raptor]

You're getting shot

[fringe gyro]

?!

Wow

[eager wadi]

sounds very italian thing to happen

[rancid dome]

I'm very sorry to hear that

[bold folio]

s Finally gfn scp sl opened but it is playing in the background and I do not open the game 😭

[charred root]

then reboot it

[bold folio]

the same thing happens again bro ...

A sound comes to me and the photo appears and then disappears.

probably in the background

im mobile by the way

[charred root]

? how mobile play that

[rancid dome]

GeForce Now has an issue currently when trying to play sl thru it

dunno if it's been fixed yet

[fossil zodiac]

Download more RAM

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-cat-funny-smile-happy-gif-7621419476068285580

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[glass bronze]

i saw that

[fossil zodiac]

??

[boreal kernel]

I meant rep

Sorry

[fossil zodiac]

Mods

[boreal kernel]

Autocorrect

[fossil zodiac]

Pack him up

[boreal kernel]

[valid silo]

I am goated at this game (I died shortly after)

[boreal kernel]

1v1

I'm faceit level 8

[glass bronze]

tf is that cross 😭

[valid silo]

y'all need to stop hating on that crosshair

the shit lowkey carried me alot

[boreal kernel]

Bro jumped mid fight

[valid silo]

it's meant to confuse

haven't you read sun tzu's art of war yet

[boreal kernel]

No

[valid silo]

also gives me a kill with wings

which makes me look cool

[glass bronze]

💀

[boreal kernel]

Bro it also diminishes your spread

[spark nexus]

imagine in the next april fools all characters get turned into plushies

[valid silo]

kind of doesn't matter when bro is right infront of you ass

[boreal kernel]

Depends on the gun

[valid silo]

@amber lintel we got haters in the chat for this amazing quad kill

[boreal kernel]

Is that wat u want Coral

[amber lintel]

you play more comp than I do lol

if they brought short games back that would be a godsend

[valid silo]

I like to play comp but I admit if you are getting rolled it kind of is not really fun

espically cuz you can't just leave

[rancid dome]

Shouldnt even have been able to finish that first reload if I gotta be honest

[valid silo]

but hey on the bright side the roudn ends early

[valid silo]

he was too busy about the bomb he got

which is understandable

I also got pretty lucky with the spread

[rancid dome]

If anything, I'm very certain he deadass saw you

He had to turn the corner around the pillar and saw you facing from him

[valid silo]

nah you see him

he came out and immeditly started planting

he wasn't even looking at my direction

he was looking at the other direction

[rancid dome]

Kinda stupid when you know your teammate is covering that direction

[boreal kernel]

[valid silo]

it was like one of those in the heat of the moment

[amber lintel]

feras we should play comp at some point

[valid silo]

he didn't realize it

happens to me

[amber lintel]

I'm hot ass but

but

funny

[valid silo]

hell yeah

[amber lintel]

not today

[valid silo]

I am even more of a hot ass

[amber lintel]

I have several exams

in... 5 hours

so

goodnight

[valid silo]

dude I suck horrendously

gn

[upper raven]

Same

[hollow sparrow]

hi cool people

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1267686765284691968/1347384534202712195/attachment.gif

[hollow sparrow]

yes

[upper raven]

Yws

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/wee-woo-police-cat-car-gif-7811575032165512959

[tame hollow]

!rep @fossil wasp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fossil wasp a reputation point!

[boreal kernel]

!rep @gentle bridge

[snow umbra]

You have just given @gentle bridge a reputation point!

[half dawn]

Me at Fan Expo

[polar spade]

I love that random plagiarism charge

[upper raven]

Im COLD

[orchid kraken]

Virgin drinks

[somber raptor]

The day Northwood comes to some fair in Italy i'm calling my buddies and organizing a Chaos Insurgency Strike Group

jokes aside it would be so fucking cool if there's Northwood dudes just walking around in the crowd and five armed Chaos Insurgents in uniform happened to pass by

[orchid kraken]

Why

Did it

Repost twice

[somber raptor]

no clue

Switched my profile up a bit

probably still gonna keep my cat as my pfp but new color theme, new banner, new bio 👍

[somber raptor]

(server profile, that is)

[eager wadi]

i like my discord banner

[somber raptor]

do you like my discord banner?

[eager wadi]

fake gun 0/10

go to somalia for free akm

[somber raptor]

💀

anyways

[eager wadi]

@tame hollow

[somber raptor]

gimme some really dumb to program in JavaScript (or write in HTML/CSS i can do that too)

[past dune]

[somber raptor]

why is that so fucking funny

[past dune]

Calculator but it translates the number to English

[somber raptor]

like... instead of '1' it says 'one' and shit like that?

[past dune]

I have no idea
Prob just because it's @orchid kraken

[somber raptor]

Noxpiss

[past dune]

Instead of numbers there r fully working sentences

[somber raptor]

wait i don't get it

[charred root]

huh howd u guys make ur name gradient color

[past dune]

Me neither

[somber raptor]

now with boosts you can unlock gradient roles like that

[past dune]

#utility-roles

[somber raptor]

so now Level 50 people get gradient roles to choose from too

[eager wadi]

nitro boost required

[somber raptor]

wdym bro asked me to make something even he doesn't understand 😭

[boreal kernel]

Log in 🪵

[charred root]

well it seems like id better buy avatar decoration instead

[past dune]

Yes that's the point

[severe viper]

Then I think we will wait forever, there are not many Italian players

[somber raptor]

there most definitely are

[past dune]

I'm pretty sure someone from NW is Italian

Don't remember who

[somber raptor]

Is Bay still in NW?

[past dune]

Ye

[somber raptor]

Then there's 3 in NW from italy

[past dune]

What the flip

[severe viper]

I mean generally, there is a motive to why many games are not translated to Italian

[severe viper]

We must take over NW

[past dune]

It's funny when you think that the possibility of meeting a NW person is likely to happen if you visit all over your country

[past dune]

Excuse me

[severe viper]

I still need to visit my capital

[tame hollow]

incline to steal

[charred root]

How does this look @rancid dome

UwU

[severe viper]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-sl-gif-6130072551155394527

[polar spade]

https://youtu.be/HogU0MGcxac

[boreal kernel]

Diddy do dat

[rancid dome]

Eh, I'm not really a fan of the discord decorations

They dont look good, most of them aren't I mean

[charred root]

well

[boreal kernel]

My name... Nick grimes

[gilded timber]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-grimes-twd-rick-grimes-dance-gif-8918224923257704013

[boreal kernel]

My bro rick

2019 is 6.5 years ago

Wtf

It's been a fat minute

Mods kill him

[charred root]

tag

[boreal kernel]

[charred root]

wtf,that flag

[boreal kernel]

Comedy prop

[charred root]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-steam-happy-silent-hill-2-steam-happy-sh2-steamhappy-sh2-gif-15837789065712589264

[boreal kernel]

Vro

You don't do nothing about tag vro

[feral pivot]

so the stingers are coming back alongside some chase themes?

[boreal kernel]

You crazy

[gilded timber]

@boreal kernel Can we avoid videos with hateful imagery please

Ty

[boreal kernel]

It was movie comedy prop

[boreal kernel]

Vro

[chilly vault]

can i have plate ful images

[boreal kernel]

Y'all gotta be fisting me

[feral pivot]

??

[gilded timber]

You'll have to draw your own conclusions from the Patreon teaser thumbnail

[feral pivot]

is this official??

[chilly vault]

awesome

[gilded timber]

That's been handled

[gilded timber]

Yes :D

[severe viper]

Yes

[boreal kernel]

What the fak

[feral pivot]

holy shit horror is coming back and scp sl wont just be a shitty shooter game ❤️‍🩹 🌹

[boreal kernel]

Scp 096

[severe viper]

Honestly, this thing reminds me of megapath II

It actually scared me sometimes

So this is very good

[feral pivot]

too bad we'll probably have to wait until 15.0

[severe viper]

Wait some months, and then pay for Patreon

[charred root]

15.0 gonna be fun

ig

[feral pivot]

im not a patreon type of guy

patience will have to do

[chilly vault]

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-update-gif-14128478390809136547

[feral pivot]

thing is

if tf2 updates like that

hate will stockpile onto the game

and it'll end up being fucking discontinued or smt

[severe viper]

Already happened

[chilly vault]

well, i dont think we'll have to worry about that reality

[severe viper]

With scopophobia

Old community hated that update

So it would no no surprise if it happens again with this

[gilded timber]

We'll have to wait and see

[chilly vault]

the heavy update truth nuked the old guard

there isnt going to be any sort of nostalgia baiting after it

[feral pivot]

i was talking about tf2

[severe viper]

Well I miss old heavy

Even if the new heavy is better

[chilly vault]

SL team can actually now make substantial changes without the community exploding now that heavy update was dropped

[chilly vault]

are you still playing the game

[severe viper]

Yes

[chilly vault]

thats the reality for a lot of nostalgic gamers

[severe viper]

I started playing from megapath II

[chilly vault]

they miss old heavy, but recognise new heavy is better and continue playing

[severe viper]

So that why I miss some things from the old game

[chilly vault]

which means these players are more open to more substantial changes in the future

[valid silo]

the audio design team better cook with this one bro

[somber raptor]

Europe is really funny because one of my dad's friends has not showed up to work in almost 2 and a half years and the company he's employed in can't do anything about it

[gilded timber]

I got faith

Based off what I've seen

[severe viper]

Infinite money glitch?

[somber raptor]

Not really... but still it's two and a half years off work

[eager wadi]

you see sounds?

mushrooms are quite strange...

[feral pivot]

yea lowkey same

[severe viper]

As a Northwood employee, you don’t play in dev servers?

[valid silo]

your friendly reminder that fungi are the most lame kingdoms

[chilly vault]

i dont

[valid silo]

in this houes we HATE fungi

[chilly vault]

but im not a veteran of the game so

[gilded timber]

Yeah I'm basically 939

[dreamy finch]

I have a small question for you, what should I do if I bought a host, created a server, verified it and my "[rus] nevix project classic" server is almost at the bottom where the foreign servers are, is there a solution to this problem?

[severe viper]

Making it an official server

With some deal with NW

[gilded timber]

I do!
Staff tests are always fun

[dreamy finch]

how?

[severe viper]

That must be fun! But at the same time stressing, like you know stuff but you cannot talk about it

[valid silo]

bro if I was a NW staff I will fruedian slip every new feature

[severe viper]

Idk, you should ask some nw employee

[valid silo]

my ass cannot LIE

[severe viper]

I think you should open a ticket

[somber raptor]

• 39 days of Injury leave because he was injured at work (probably needed more but more than 40 days means police is obligated to start an investigation by law which is quite annoying)
• 6 months sick leave (if you do more than 6 consecutive months sick leave the company can fire you)
• 2 years caregiver leave recieving pension from the state under law 104

[severe viper]

This is why you are not a nw employee

[valid silo]

true...

[dreamy finch]

okay, thx

[valid silo]

admittidly there is way more talent than me

[chilly vault]

based holiday maxxing

[valid silo]

way more people are competent

[somber raptor]

Best part is company can't fire him

[chilly vault]

god bless europe

[gilded timber]

The server list is primarily based off location, so the order servers appear varies for each player!
If your server isn't where you expect it be, it might be geolocated in the wrong place.
I'd suggest finding it on https://servers.scpslgame.com and checking it's location, if it's not where you'd like it to be you can contact the Safety & Compliance team to have it moved using the instructions here under Geolocation Change Request

[chilly vault]

erm moderators . . . this guy just copy pasted a wall of text . . .

ban him please . . .

[severe viper]

How difficult it is to make a server appear in the official tab?

[gilded timber]

I generally avoid discussion / speculation on upcoming updates for that reason

[gilded timber]

Right now?
Very, since applications are closed

Once they re-open you can apply here: https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/1378114421725069462 if you're interested

[valid silo]

(#unknown)

omg

unknown refrence

[gilded timber]

I just wrote all that out 💔

[gilded timber]

Click it

[valid silo]

we can talk about dbd

[serene coyote]

is still WhiteLion only one who do this?

[gilded timber]

Lion and Quincy manage the official server program

[serene coyote]

Quincy instead of Baguette

[gilded timber]

As long as it isn't in #scp-discussion you're welcome to

[charred root]

Lucid must have a notebook with various answers

[gilded timber]

Quincy is Baguettes replacement

[sudden vault]

is it normal to get under 55 fps on a 4060 laptop i7-13620h

[serene coyote]

i don't have dementia good

[severe viper]

Short answer: Yes

[sudden vault]

damn

[gilded timber]

I keep mental notes I guess

[sudden vault]

what gpu do i need for good fps

[valid silo]

this game is more cpu than gpu

you'd need a good cpu for more peformance

[sudden vault]

i7-13620h is good though

[severe viper]

Long answer: Scp:sl has been always an unoptimised game, and while some work has been done to address it, there is still a long road ahead. Plus, cpus and gpus in a laptop are generally less powerful of a desktop computer

[gilded timber]

The game is a lot more CPU based, but if you're having performance trouble you can try out the Animation Optimization Beta!

!qa

[snow umbra]

https://discord.gg/2vgntcMd2s

[gilded timber]

#973922458342154342 message

[severe viper]

Cannot access it

[gilded timber]

There's also some guides on the tech wiki: https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/books/clients/chapter/performance-issues

[gilded timber]

Join the server first

[severe viper]

My bad

[fossil ravine]

Hi

[gilded timber]

Hi :D

[fossil ravine]

Helloo

[severe viper]

Also, you can try to disable some settings like ambient occlusion and vsync

[upper raven]

Add ray tracing to the game

[eager wadi]

who is ray and why is he tracing the game

[severe viper]

I can’t wait to play scp:sl with 10fps

[polar spade]

Ray Tracing is a chill guy. We should add him as an interactable NPC

[severe viper]

They should add controller support with the new input system of Unity

[somber raptor]

leave mr. Tracing alone he's had enough

[feral pivot]

no

[somber raptor]

I just thought about something

Why in the fuck is a 15 people MTF unit guided by a whole Captain

[polar spade]

Because he’s the highest ranking officer in the squad smh

[fossil wasp]

YOOO

[simple abyss]

Ray wants to trace all players in the game

[eager wadi]

why is ray tracing all over the players

[somber raptor]

Yeah but usually such a small squad would have someone like a Staff Sergeant or at most a Lieutenant leading them in the field not a captain

[simple abyss]

Ray is sus

btw is the mvm update out yet?

[somber raptor]

If you had three times more men then yeah i could see a Captain being sent there

[charred root]

I changed graphics api to auto from DX12 and get 60FPS boost

💀

[feral pivot]

there should be 3 captains or 2

[somber raptor]

What the fuck are you on about

[simple abyss]

lucky you dx12 caused me to crash constantly

[severe viper]

It’s the captain of that squad, so it is normal he comes along

[severe viper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/564094453548318723/1303493242410635264/togif.gif

[somber raptor]

You don't get it

usually a captain would be in charge of more than one squad, usually a captain is in charge of a company... which means at least like 60 men not 15

[simple abyss]

poor emanuel

[orchid kraken]

Couldnt peanut teleport out

[severe viper]

Not enough space?

[somber raptor]

(Unless you're the US Navy then a captain is in charge of a whole brigade lol)

[severe viper]

Idk

[somber raptor]

I'll always find it funny how captain in the army and marine corps is O-3 but captain in the navy is O-6

[orchid kraken]

This retard somehow always managed to kill me whenever there was 0.1 picometer possible space

[gaunt talon]

Not out yet

[simple abyss]

Shame

Do we know any release date or ETA?

[feral pivot]

idk man it just feels too little for there to be 1 captain

[eager wadi]

29th

[simple abyss]

I'll be home by then

So it's all good

[eager wadi]

where you escaped hungary to

[simple abyss]

Croatia

[eager wadi]

again?

[simple abyss]

Yeah

This time with family

and relatives

[eager wadi]

a

[feral pivot]

doc should get an animation revamp and his zombies should have specific models based off what they were before getting cured

[eager wadi]

croatia looks pretty chill

[simple abyss]

Yeah it's cool here

[eager wadi]

eventually whenever 049 gets reworked

[feral pivot]

i hope that happens in 15.0 cos i dislike how doc just has the same model as cb meanwhile all the other models are from scp sl (i think)

[orchid kraken]

When 173 and 049 room rework

[fringe cedar]

Never

Just like surface

[eager wadi]

no comment

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-james-doakes-dexter-dexter-morgan-sus-gif-2943806044988383855

[severe viper]

1.14 was kinda a room rework

[simple abyss]

173 will be worked in the 17.3 update

[eager wadi]

1.14 was the pillager update

[polar spade]

What about the 4.9 update

[simple abyss]

Never happening

we don't like 49

[polar spade]

[severe viper]

So, next update acquatic update?

[feral pivot]

i dont think were talking about the same game

[polar spade]

[feral pivot]

i hate the fact that everytime i cure someone they instantly commit suicide

[eager wadi]

that was 1.13

[fringe cedar]

That’s 1.13

[severe viper]

What was 1.15 then?

[fringe cedar]

Welcome to peak doctor gameplay

[fringe cedar]

Bees

[severe viper]

Are you sure? I rember 1.13 as the useless update

[simple abyss]

Playing 49-2 is the worst experience in the game by far imo

that's probably why

[fringe cedar]

Nope 1.13 was the aquatic update

All I can remember about 1.15 was bees

[fringe cedar]

I like playing as it

[feral pivot]

i hope they fix that

so it becomes enjoyable

somehow

even tho it already is enjoyable

[fringe cedar]

Exactly

They’re just haters

Part of the Ship. Part of the Crew.

[feral pivot]

whoever commits suicide as a zombie is just a coward

[somber raptor]

it doesn't even make sense for there being one captain let alone more than one 😭

[simple abyss]

It can be fun sometimes, but tbf I also don't like playing as one

[somber raptor]

maybe goddamn Hammer Down would have multiple captains deployed but for a squad of 15 people it doesn't even make sense there to be one Captain

[simple abyss]

I don't commit suicide but I also usually don't put any real effort into staying alive

[fringe cedar]

Shame

[somber raptor]

what would make more sense is having three Sergeants and a Staff Sergeant, Sergeant First Class or Lieutenant (assuming NTF has a similar rank structure to the US army)

[orchid kraken]

As zombie i just kill myself

Because playing as human is way more interesting trying to survive

[eager wadi]

i kill myself as zombie cause the 049 speed boost is bullshit

[fringe cedar]

Shame on all of you

[charred root]

i give 049 20% speedboost

[feral pivot]

in most servers thats not allowed 💀

so ur basically just admitting to crimes

[upper raven]

No shit sherlock

It aint illegal if u haven't been seen

[orchid kraken]

I just act like i slipped down the bridge and fell to void

[cinder hound]

they gotta stop letting skilled workers immigrate to australia, the gaming scene here is dead, i need some bludgers

[upper raven]

I actually do the same thing

Wth

And when i fall i pretend to scream

[cinder hound]

loser

they scp didnt need u anyway waste of space

[upper raven]

What

[somber raptor]

what in the fuck kinda name for a rank is this

[somber raptor]

imagine in official fucking documents you're always referred to "Senior enlisted advisor to the chief of the National Guard Bureau John Doe"

[gaunt talon]

That's evil

[cinder hound]

sounds awesome as fuck to me

[gaunt talon]

Billions must play as 049-2

[feral pivot]

youre a coward if you dont wanna be a zombie

being a zombie is hella fun

its a free ticket to killing humans

[cinder hound]

ay

[feral pivot]

these people dont know how to have fun bruh

[cinder hound]

anyone who suicides as a zombie is a giant piece of shit

[feral pivot]

yeah

[tranquil jolt]

cant blame me for wanting to run around the facility with 3 colas

[scarlet crescent]

They are underpowered, They should have variants with different powers and looks

Whoever decided to add cassie announcing when chaos insurgency comes was stupid because now they suffer the same fate as mtf when they spawn. Plus their footsteps are already loud enough.

[somber raptor]

how is 'Command Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy' an actual fucking rank 😭

[fallow kite]

been trying to find a clanker-friendly server, yall clanker-friendly?

[scarlet crescent]

And bring back one hit 106, Your fault if you get in an elevator with him.

[tranquil jolt]

nooooooooooo

[scarlet crescent]

Clanker? as in Adin ross viewers?

[tranquil jolt]

not fair

[polar spade]

Imagine it the other way around
Im sure people would complain if CI used to be announced and then it was removed

[fallow kite]

dear god.

not that kind.

good job

[polar spade]

[scarlet crescent]

Wait, Activated generator. What?

waitwait

whats this timer thats happening after deadman protocol

Omega warhead?

[polar spade]

Generator after dead man’s you mean?

[upper raven]

Evilman

[scarlet crescent]

ye

whats that

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 1 hour, 47 minutes, 22 seconds until you can give reputation again!