#general-chat
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pikmin
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Yo
Is this an fully boiled egg
No
It's half boiled cuz
The yellow shi is still fuckin dripping
its foiled 💔
guys hot take but old heavy was goated and new one is kinda goated but old heavy better, old servers was good, and scp 3114 should be forever playable scp like 939.
mid take
ip grabber
Smells like fake link
(https://YOUTU.BE/
The youtu is definitely not offical links that youtube use
Or nor they have the dot in middle
SCP Secret Laboratory has been out for nearly 8 whole years now and recent years has seen it change drastically compared to what it used to be. I miss the older version, I miss the old vision for the game and realism slop ain’t it chief.
This video has been an absolute NIGHTMARE to make and I’ve even gone back and forth about uploading this...
The real link
(IP Grabber)
:3
half of the video is like actual good points
the other half is nostalgia
in what world is 049/106 one shot good
Most of it just comes off as whiny asf I'm not gonna lie
or the fact the game being balanced "appeasese the tryhards"
I can’t send the video but I recorded my screen with me clicking the link
Don’t worry
I do think SL should have a bit more focus on horror but that is NOT it 😭
The 939 is itself horror 💔
Okay I agree with 90% of the things connected to vibe of the game and gameplay pace but 60% of the whole video
"The SCPs arent scary anymore" clearly hasnt played against a 939 smh
That shit keeps scaring me on doors camping
The horror in question
I understand why some og's dont like the current state of the game
But regarding the "Make SL silly again" thing (or whatever, idfk)
SL is its own game now with its own direction
make SL have gore
Its still partially a CB assetflip but not to the extent that it used to be
hows that
Thank you add even more gore to SL 🙏
Meow
I am never going outside during night
Fuck that shit
I saw red light in my garden
My bad
Nonono if its u you can visit my home and drink a coffee
I have too much coffee anwyays
🙏
Melon face reveal?
i love scp 939

yo
YO
Buy the clown in the bottom right @somber raptor
Why do i see stuff in corner of my eye
What stuff?
Sleep
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Screw you
hello chat one of my new art books just arrived i will be opening the package now
jesus christ…
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u better be fuckin good after that
I can see America
bible bot is crazy 
ive been making an effort to utilize books more often in my studies so i mean yeah i hope so this shit is expensive
friend me on the bible bro
i bought 5 books this week totaling in about $97.25
💀
$20 a book isnt that bad
should've just given it to me
i lucked out most of them are on sale but if i bought them full price unused it'd be about $175-ish iirc
would've put it in savings to get a new airsoft gun
or spent half of it to buy Ready or Not idk
some of them are just straight up textbooks like these drawing and rendering books but others are basically big worksheets
i got two kanji practice books and i already started reading tae kim's guide to japanese grammar
afraid i might burn myself out 
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bro
Maybe dedicate 1-2 hours a day to the actual skills practice to pace yourself
study as much as you have an appetite for
brains are only so plastic when it comes to hammering new skills in and too much practice per day will sap your energy without giving more benefit
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Youre my enemy
@fossil wasp
!seabunny
@meager slate 

real
the best lady from the worst game
@eager wadi
look at what they did to me
!auro
this is outrageous
The yordles would like to have a word with you
I'll get fired 
yeah but they're bullying you
Too bad, I'm taller than them
so its valid
Okay, tiny
Tiny, gnome
Lawn dweller
Ehhh
Minuscule?
mean as hell


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#bot-commands exists for a reason
ban yourself
banlet

!auro
you




🍴
banished forever
!auro
goodman you have spiders to eat
Spiders aren't for eating
They're for pets
Kangaroos are for eating
You should try a kangaroo meat burger
aight sentencing you to new zealand
speaking of spiders... have a spider
what a fella
Friend shaped
not friend shaped
is it bigger than you?
Goddamn
haha
#advertisements will probably get you a bigger audience
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sadge
It looks cute
train kills my framerate
Wait till cache comes out
it's just the rain effects
Why did SCP-049 rage quit?
The Class-Ds kept calling him “Dr. Touchy.”
seems about right
Hi chat
When will they put GOC in?
Probably unlikely to ever see
Ya
Hmmm
meow
Bro you got CAT EARS on
He denies it
When you know bro is a freak but you cant prove it
Nuh uh
Freak of nate-cha
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@meager slate
wah
@meager slate sybau
Saw "havoc" typing
you dare speak
wthelly
Auro, you know what you must do
Whos vanessa
😟
Shoot!!
Wouldn't shoot Nein
vanessa?
Please speak english @meager slate
AHHHH
unironically this is the entire perception of vanessa in my eyes
STOP ITTTT
her character was so poorly done in security breach
the movie did way more justice to her character even if it's like a diffrent person
Who
my wife @meager slate
Oke
🏳️🌈 ❓
❌
a better version
Okay, northwood team. You got one job. Add new scps to the game and maybe clean the code up a bit once in a while.
nah
you don't say it like that
that doesn't motivate them enough
you need to play a game..

please spoil this next time
sorry man
TW:j*b
No one got it
its ok man i dont have one of those either
technically you do
Me neither
though i do enjoy supporting on patreon even though i get nothing out of it since i get perks as staff anyway
true but you have to like do stuff
I didn't even know that's a benefit tbh
When I got the official rank after I passed my trial I was like OH SHIT I can see those
yea lmao
nw staff get pretty much what patrons do ig
except a diff global badge of course
actually nw staff get more than patreons
since there is a dedicated game suggestion channel in NW server
true we get reserved slots on nw officials 
Iirc
there is however thats only because we dont have perms to use game suggestions here anymore
which is cause people see staff opinion and go "ah this is totally being added confirmed"
Yeah
I thought staff game suggestion made it so you don't need upvotes
like your suggestion auto gets considered
Not really
Cuz Patreon is your choice
And uh by being a staff you do staff things
It's not like you can be lazy and do nothing
doesnt mean its considered
its kinda just game suggestions but a smaller group internally
but suggestions are practically the same in the sense that they get looked at but arent guaranteed to be added even if devs like them
which is really only a thing bc theres less people
functionally its the same thing afaik

honestly
I don't get why NW is so against adding 999
I would 100% be fine with it being a cool lil easteregg
but no because like 999 is dead canonically and we totally can't retcon that!!!!!!!!!!
yes we retconned every part of old lore but not this one!!!
i think itd be super funny if 999 was dead in lore but thats kinda up to x3j and the narrative team
god I need to take a page out of melon and make a 58 minute rant but it's about 999
999 is dead?
!999
old nw is adamanant on thinking that
See the gif?
999 used to be dead in SL lore but since the creation of the narrative design team its not really canon anymore
pretty sure old gd lead was so annoyed at all the suggestions asking for 999
or so I've been told
by my numerous sources
frankly thats stupid
AGREEE
pretty sure thats why it was a thing combined with the fact that evil 999 existed for april fools lmao
its kinda the same as like, jan kalous
actually in my new canon scp 999 is super double alive and cannot die
i dont think jan kalous is really canon
its just an old relic of SL
though jan kalous is prob more likely to be canon than 999 lmao
yknow I know milestone updates are important and they are top priority but it would be cool if we had more seasonal updates (like halloween or christmas but for certain parts of summer or like for easter)
like it can be 1-2 weeks
the problem is not everyone celebrates stuff like easter
not everyone celebrates halloween
nor christmas
I don't

halloween and christmas have become far more separated to their religious origins at least imo
so has easter
how the fuck is jesus rising from his grave now about bunnies shitting choco eggs
tell me the religious origins of that mf
true
LMAO
a bunny shitting chocolate eggs cant have been related to jesus
if it actually is ill lose my mind
probably folklore/pagen stuff
What did I just come back to
thats more spiritual tho isnt it?
that is santa
santa is folk lore
but like it's a big part of christian tradition
i think saint nicholas was actually a real person wasnt he?
he was
but like
his actions
inspired folklore
ye
he just gave poor/orphane kids presents and stuff
anybody else getting auth errors today?
now it's santa giving ALL the kids presents
5B?
Ye
Restart game/steam client
no but that can happen sometimes, try typing RA in your console by pressing `
santa making sure the poor kid gets poor kid presents while rich kid gets rich kid presents
okay
gotta keep the class struggle
i wish santa was a more like
Won't help
santa could be more of a memorial thingy to the real saint nicholas instead of a fake santa
kind of like st patrick
it would be cool if parents instead said "oh yeah we do this to honor a real guy who gave gifts to the poor"
yea
yeah
it would be awesome
but santa I think is so distant from st nicholas now
he is practically seperate now
only origins
if you ask like 80% of the people who st nicholas is no one would know
yeah santa has become super mystical like the tooth fairy
but everyone knows santa
the wavepool censorship must continue

plaster all his creations with northwood
he MUST be forgotten
smh this dude @vestal crown
Gravyyy
kill him
NO

he is slow
bro alerted the horde
Haiiii
I really need to watch hellraiser
@polar spade
wavepoole .... more like slowpoole
it's fantastic
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this reminds me how PEAK the new fantastic 4 movie is
I know I voted against the idea of the anti rep
but for you
you deserve a antirep
I haven't watched it
BUT
BUT
I know something is wrong with pedro pascal..
wdym
6 am.....

what did pedro do bro
@past dune we know who you are
idk but it's a super popular meme
lmao
Who
it would be best if I explained in dm's
i think he was great in the movie
Youre the northwood femboy dresser
Hell nah
i wont spoil anything but
it was great acting unlike all the previous fantastic 4 movies
“I always hated that name”
I can't wait for the darnold update
Chocolate
thank you
Wheres Kat @whole belfry
Naur
I know someone who speaks like that
Yeesh xD
you can't top "say that again"
it's not possivle
true but it kinda had a moment like that
the clobbering time thing was funny
we had to make a entire channel of blackmail scps
I haven't watched it yet but sneaky said it was good
because of how bad it was
any info on when steam authenticate service is back online?
believe it was called #blackmail scp or something
what was that channel called again @tough tapir
you know the one
wait so steam authentication is down?
it isnt for me
Same
5B?
I tried using discord to authenticate it and it wont work either
hopefully its not the march 3rd incident again where everyone gets game banned
#bot-commands message it is still up
I can't join either
!status
🙁
I did it in #bot-commands
I just wanted to secure contain and protect my dudes
Steam auth
is there a way to fix 5B
Just wait few mins
anyone else got an issue
Y'all just wait few mins and it's gonna be fixed 
nah here comes the hordes
Nvm new tickets...
!status
oops wrong chat
please dont be march 3rd 2024 incident again
ya that is outdated
some servies are down
ello
No idea
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You can give a rep!
so ya
Write a whole new scp entry specifically centered around people dying when a game server goes down.
Anyone want it
you failed me for the last time outdated
I could
You dont have to give a rep, miss Cowlady.
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who?
smh go back to being a warhammer nerd
you need bad grimdark at all times
you have no perms
Are eu servers down?
steam auth down
maybe pin an announcement before the server gets bogged with questions
known issue #general-chat message
Is the steam auth a issue with steam or scpsl?
Well back to abiotic factor I guess
im now on apex so its just scp sl
it doesnt say it
on there
but it is still down
on 3rd party side
patience
Is it a dowtime that will go away or should I finally go to sleep
no idea
the what
Sleeping is when they get you
!status
the day when everyone got game banned for no reason
it is not that
lmao i forgot about that
bunch of people got game banned that day by the ac for no reason after an authentication failure
wasnt there a whole like "dont play SL youll be banned" announcement or smthn lol
yea
kinda funny
Fuck around and find out
I doubt it is going to be a repeat of that
Not going to
fix steam already
Wdym 
Is it a downtime or a crash?
Steam auth downtime
smh alex is so bad
any idea of duration?
so you going to sweep then?
your job?
And what did I do...
is steam down or smt
ya
what havent you done
Find love
get help
Auro job
im shivering and shitting my pants
!formaldehyde_fish
is it goint go be for 10min/1 hour/ 1 day?
@cinder sapphire
servers down for yall too?
you cant leave me without scp sl 😨
!innsmouth maid
..
better be 1 minute
@tough tapir
ya ....see it is all your fault
now i have your social
No..
so everyones steam auth and api isnt receiving aint it
can it come back yet
and discord
take a hint silly

Just wait please
sounds very steam like
Is there an SCP tycoon game where I can run a facility?
@past dune fix

joined server cause of server problem guessing your all facing it aswell?
That would be fun
listen im dense af. cant fix stupid
Ok thank you good day
discord??
i need to know im not alone plz
have a tornado @tough tapir before you leave
js scroll up brochacho
We are all alone in this cold uncaring void.
I think so
cool thank u
Another tickets yay
....
6 am I haven't slept so nah
Dont
FİX THE GAME
You will see the demons soon

SEE THEM
and spiders
AND A JOB
Your sleep paralysis demon is the office siren in HR
and tornados
i fear the application of doom
I fear one thing, and thats olives.
It's been 27 minutes without SCP:SL. I'm starting to go insane. I can't live without SCP:SL made by Hubert Moszka. Today I decided to go out for a walk, and I saw a dog wandering the streets. I immediately started to crouch and climb a wall. An old man approached me and I immediately shot him in the head a few times. I knew this would buy me enough time to run away. I decided to run back into my house and into my attic, where I saw a cassette player. I decided to play it so that the flamingos could spawn and it could be a flamingo victory. But it didn't work, so someone already spawned the flamingos and the MTF wiped them out. I can't live a normal life without SL. Please, fix the game
go outside
😭
lol
dear god

Yeah you all gonna end up like them
plz dont its worse than the pocket dimension

Failed to authenticate with discord
just wait
my god
i havent played scp sl in literally a year and the first time i do it fucking dies 💀
can we get an estimate 😓
I am shitting myself right now.
Gabe is that you?
XD what a way to come back
Steam not SL
yooooo gabe when is hl3 out
never
yea ik its steams fault but still
ik right
Steaming my hams
It's been 27 minutes without SCP:SL. I'm starting to go insane. I can't live without SCP:SL made by Hubert Moszka. Today I decided to go out for a walk, and I saw a dog wandering the streets. I immediately started to crouch and climb a wall. An old man approached me and I immediately shot him in the head a few times. I knew this would buy me enough time to run away. I decided to run back into my house and into my attic, where I saw a cassette player. I decided to play it so that the flamingos could spawn and it could be a flamingo victory. But it didn't work, so someone already spawned the flamingos and the MTF wiped them out. I can't live a normal life without SL. Please, fix the game
smh
27????
HOLY SHIT
is anyone else experiencing a server issue or is it just me?
i have 2 things in life. Alchohal and SCP SL.
do yall get an ETA on steams magical fix it hammer or nah?
do NOT take away SCP SL from me
whilst this goes on
steam auth.... just wait
can i get a lcz map guide
damn
play a different game
are we cooked
etc...
bro does not like that suggestion 😭 🧄
I think bro likes scp sl ✌️
no
Yay new tickets about steam auth error....
im nothing without Secure, Contain, Protect: Secret Laboratory
perfect any news?
you lucky it didnt happen during usa hours
haha
this chat would be a lot worse
ya u got lucky.
haha
😭 🧄
Do you wana know How i got these scars?
nah steam would be having a problem
horrific
holy shit quandale dingle
i hope u recover man
scpsl servers are down
when are they gonna be back on?
Never
thats what i just asked
mass extinction
steam auth..... we dont know how long
ya like auro
no embed perms :(
The server warehouse where the game was being hosted out of god consumed by a singularity.
by scp sl servers
thanks
tweaking without scp
its not that theyre down its the steam API Auth breaking
you got WHAT?
even dutch cant live without scp sl
Touched by the lord?
dude im tweaking i havent been able to auth for the last hour and a half
to killmyelf bcs no scp sl server was on
HOUR AND A HALF?????
ok cool im not the only one
It's been an Hour and a Half without SCP:SL. I'm starting to go insane. I can't live without SCP:SL made by Hubert Moszka. Today I decided to go out for a walk, and I saw a dog wandering the streets. I immediately started to crouch and climb a wall. An old man approached me and I immediately shot him in the head a few times. I knew this would buy me enough time to run away. I decided to run back into my house and into my attic, where I saw a cassette player. I decided to play it so that the flamingos could spawn and it could be a flamingo victory. But it didn't work, so someone already spawned the flamingos and the MTF wiped them out. I can't live a normal life without SL. Please, fix the game
Guess I gotta play CS without SL
go outside
get mad at steam bro yell at them for their auth not verifying
smh
steam auth still down?
Peanut got curves
youre never going to believe this
I didnt know that
yup

the sun is a deadly laser...
true...
how long till shit like this is usually fixed
The sun is our deadly laser, the laser of the people
We must use the sun to topple the state
parrently theyre fixing it tho
have fun dino
ez, just avoid the sun
Keep thoughts like that to yourself
doing it for the love of the game 😭
Show delete bin
do they not get the ref....
why
I know yall got a channel with everything that was deleted
I do.... I just dont care
i dont need to
how to fix steam auth
The Zhubert Moszka channel
ok.....
how to kill gabe newell
sadly with patience
hack his steam
Without SCP:SL there is nothing holding back the proletariat from revolution.
is steam down or scp sl down
enforce ai on him
It'd be full of scam links
shit battlefield 6 beta it is
There are 1306 people playing on the scpsl server
they have a log channel
SL make sure you yell at the devs to fix it faster
so ya
yea for sure
lucky individuals
some people are playing the game???
the auth is def working for some IP's i beleive
just wait
impossible
Man I was just starting to get into the game
been waiting long enough 🙏
me too 😭
Yo anyone know whats up with the connection failure in the lobby

cant log on to any servers
steam auth is down
steam api auth
Lumber channel
we're cooked
I just redownloaded the game after like 2 years lol
fuk i dun got img perms
no sl and we all flip and flop around and die
not me
What if we all go to sleep and when we wake up its fixed
i switch between debian/fedora
When can the frame rate be optimized? 🙁
steam has one built in
so... how yall doing today?
apw
its been 2 minutes without scp sl
Im ok. Just started getting into the game. I have no idea what im doing
its been a year daddy
I close all background apps when playing SL, but it's still laggy
im shaking
whyere
i really really miss you
I dont miss you back
prob need a driver
update
hopefully
ermmm bad cpu!!
I only lag when choas spawns get too aggressive
like 3 chaos spawns within 10 minutes type stuff
happened with 2 mini waves and a proper one
because the game is made on Unity, I think, and it’s hard to optimize, and the surface is also laggy as hell
dowload the most recent drivers
and turn off steam recording if its on
are the servers down or something
because its dog shit
yeah make sure to ping the devs so they can fix it
not unity I think they just let the render sit
or idk
the graphics in this game is buns
no its steams api Auth thats down rn [steams side]
just don't open tickets regarding it, its not our fault steam's auth service is down 
there actually pretty ok
fix it anyway?
its better they stay at lower quality anyway
apply to work at steam?
Other similar games, even higher-quality ones, have a higher frame rate than it.
u show me how to 
burn down the valve hq
real
when will servers be up
job application gif ^
real
Why can they join
cuz canada sux
haha
means theirs got fixed
😡
authentication issue idiot
strange..?
steam DB shows no issues
our may be back soon too!!!
anybody else having an authentication issue?
yes
check #media-posts
the elephant in the room:
youll see
I lust for blood i need to play
calm urself king
i think there might be authentication issues, im not 100% sure tthough
-# /s
The game doesn't work for the Russians.
does anyone know when servers r coming back
Why i can't connect to the server
steams api Auth thats down rn [steams side]
when valve fixes it
why cant i connect to servers
🙁
I am a Chinese. It's 13:00 here now. Where are you from?
Okie
: )
China
wonder if its just for SL? there isn't maintance today and https://steamstat.us/ isn't showing issues
yup
Sl is down right
steam auth is down
steams api Auth thats down rn [steams side]
Discord auth doesn't work either
gabe freakin newell
if its also an issue with discord auth then its a SL issue 


