#general-chat
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spiritually, yes
We use kilograms here

You know. Normal people units
Fat spirit
45ish kg = 100 lbs

Me and my brother watched a little bit of Pusheen
AI Slop
awwe hahah yeah cute stuff
Shut the front door
Nah
I love kitties
Post good cat gifs

Man posting AI Cats
I want them dead
Too easy. Not punishing enough
Make them sleep with a pillow that’s warm on both sides
Turn them into generative AI
That’ll teach em
Круто
!langru
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is there a way to join development on this project?
Indeed there is
Open positions can be found in https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/1378108496997908562!
thx
No problem
no dev or tech art positions :_(
Not right now, but you'll get a ping whenever any new positions open
keep your eyes peeled
You can get the Job Notification role to get pinged for any new open positions
Goddamn it
Why would i want to get pinged by the thing i hate?
when scopophobia update
That’s technically an occupation
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Follow Sam from Half ...
How does he know
Personal experience
does exiled still exist chat
Yes
Yes
ah forgot about the two versions the reboot and normal
And there's no spare key
the github i was on must've been the older one
Ill bring a rock
That one video of a fake rock to hide your spare in and then it pans to a picture of the front of an appartement,
Exactly
That's just the pet rock jerry
hi
welcome
yes, SCP: SL official server discord
i got it thank you

they need to censor that
J*b application
@unreal gate JOB
good morning chat
i have come to report that i still have that stupid fucking ASGORE remix stuck in my head
after reading this, my mind automatically decided to play it
also other remixes in the same moment
Driving in my car
right after a beer🗣️
it's goated but unironically preventing me from hearing my own thoughts when i work
or study
lmfao
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer.
D
U
III
HOW BOUT U DIEEEEE
there is an official music video like a full version of the song and a video that's like 2 mins 30 seconds iirc
it was an emotional roller coaster to watch
Why is Megatron yelling again
why the fuck is junk megatron now
Knew it was a bad idea to hire Megatron
I don't question it,
Man is trying to rip on Primes’s I am Optimus Prime
fans are truly dedicated to create new memes before chapter 5 will come out
they have 1 year
chapter 5 is not real
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It's funny how we're not even 2 months after chapter 3 + 4 had released and we're already this far gone
Heh
another update
thank god they reverted the trickshot taunt
I want it badly
same with flying colors
I literally was hyping that shit so much I am unbelievably happy it is ingame
it also fits ALL the mercs flawlessly
taunt you can actually use as a taunt for once
Taunt kill based
How much does Texan cost
Probably $5
The whole of Texas is worth $5
LoL .d
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Who saw the 0.17 update for scp 5k
Outlast trials meets 5k
dude i genuinely can't tell if i should spend my money on skirts and cute blouses or combat shirts and camouflage and combat helmets and guns and other militaria:(
both.
expensive :(
food
my parents fund my food
Someone can explain why i put scp conteniment breach on level safe and the game is doing everything like its on keter extra hard
I dont think tech support can help you here since this isnt a scp cb server but i got a theory
simply a difference in skill
- Ur buns
- Horrible seed
Its for the ppl that played that game
no it isn't
Bro the seed is like goodly
this server is for a completely different SCP Game
Then how are you losing
Are u completely dumb
I just ask ppl that played
Not you greensmith
The other one
Ik
i've decided to buy pretty princess stuff :3
We have a thing, its called the reply function 
I dont know 173 spawn out of nothing behind me
idk why you would ask here instead of the CB Server though
I've seen many people here who never touched CB
Then just reload your save and look back

Not only this 079 follows me around like i dont know and all the scp too they spawn behind me and keeps coming out of nowhere when i just meet them around the corner and went away
Skill issue
You need see that before you say it
Skill issue
It was a godly seed
like almost every damn room has some RNG shit
many rooms in HCZ can just spawn 173 when you enter them based on RNG
I got omni card first try
Greenshit
D 9341: "im gonna be free!" No you wont, the 106 is coming
Because containment breach is a buggy, broken mess
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Ty!! <3
Bro I just enter the room check if noone there then i close the door (neck snack)
skill issue
Room issue
neck issue
Its impossible
Room issue
Now i am trapped with 2 sleep killers and 049 in 1 room
jst kill them
Like i said it was a godly seed and i went to heavy conteniment like a speedrun
I got there in 2 min
!rep @fallow kite
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Wow thank you so much IC_Slime
!rep @fallow kite
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I was joking but ok 😭
I just wanted to be nice :3
Guess what
what is this bro ☠️ army
Not really MRE but yeah it is an Italian Combat Ration
Unlike american MREs, Italian rations are more meant for base camp
You ain't shoving a 1.5Kg brick like that in your backpack
Eat berries
It don't got berries
Perché razioni militari
!langit
Salve, questo è un server in lingua inglese, puoi unirti alla community italiana localizzata qui.
Bro ik
you doesnt seem to have understood...
Nerd
of course its level 0's that nerd react me
Level dosent matter anything
Its just a role
@somber raptor i want your answer
Cm we have 2 common friends
Peppe and potos
And wtf is that
The contents (as quoted from the back of the ration)
Armed Forces
Combat Food Ration
Module D
CONTENTS:
- Breakfast: Sweet Biscuits 50g, n. 2 fruit jam 25g peach taste, single-dose cappuccino, soluble sugared tea 11g, chocolate 25g, sugar 8g, kit for water disinfection.
Accessories: n. 3 disposal toothbrushes, n. 1 box of matches, n. 3 toothpicks, n. 3 paper rubbish bags, n. 1 salt bag, n. 1 camp stove, n. 6 fuel bars, n. 2 paper napkins, n. 1 plastic spoon, n. 1 slip with instructions- Lunch: ravioli with meat sauce 230g, canned tuna and peas 160g, crackers 100g, fruit salad 225g, multavitamin tablets 10g, instant coffee 1.8g, n. 10 bran tablets, sugar 8g.
Accessories: n. 2 paper napkins, n. 1 cutlery plastic.- Supper: soup 300g, canned beef in jelly 140g, crackers 50g, instant coffee 1.8g, sugar 8g, n. 2 fruit and cerral bars 40g.
Accessories: n. 2 paper napkins, n. 1 cutlery plastic.
text wall as usual
Im back with the yapping ❤️
discord members gon love this
I have a coin but im not allowed to show it (bannable)
very interesting...
Its bannale
An eagle
ah, that kind
thx for satisfying my curiosity
sounds okay i guess
You curiosity will end when you see the coin 🙂
I just see the "an eagle" and I already know what coin xD
@rancid dome what do you think about italian combat rations
I can show you the coin but censored
I dont really care if I gotta be honest
sorry
pretty rude
At the part of my life where I could hardly spend time doing things other than just work lol
💔
You're getting the expired condensed milk
With that being said, back to more lab reports
noemi working at a secret lab
Fr
who needs laxatives when you have expired condensed sugared milk
But yeah mate, sorry
Dont really have the feels or time to read things longer than 3 sentences tops right now
Boa i like that to eat
hey guys
No
hi
lol .d
you ever hear of randal smith
@rancid dome if a censure that coin and show it, it will be ok?
Just to be sure, send it to my DM first (with it being censored ofc) and i'll see
i know you are but what am I ahh 😭
Condensed Milk 😋
this has to be glue
Its not
It's not
It's Sugared, Condensed whole milk by Ristora
Expired June 15th, 2023
My friend took the laxatives in the ration thinking it was supplements 
(Also who the fuck puts laxatives labeled 'enervit' in a Combat Food Ration)
Combat food
Puts you to sleep
Okay i take it back, it was surprisingly easy. I beat it 4th attempt today out of nowhere compared to my erlier attempts. Gerson also took me way less than I expected, wasn't as hard
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I freaking guess
why r u taking SOOO LOOOOOOOOONG
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thanks for the rep kind stranger
how
its like 5pm
when i do it
which means its like
past 9am for you
u should still be awake
Not at 7 am?
yes at 7 am
I woke up at noon
you are so LAZY
JOB JOB JOB BUM
lol
OH btw
@velvet mason
is it true the airports are empty
along with las vegas
Why did you change color :(
Idk why would they be empty
green
cause no one from the EU wants to go to america
cause of ice
and like
everything is very expensive there now
and uhh
it sucks
I was used to you being blue now it looks off :(
Im not really getting what changed
basically
expensive but under trump
instead of joooe biden
I dont like thinking about global states of affair
ok ill giver you some brainrot
go back on wow
I too am in this episode
Im HUNGRY
Good thing your dad isnt here to greet you right now
Did you try the medicine drug
You are a
This vexes me
how do i change how many scps spawn when i start a game, i play with 7 ppl and 2 scps are too much
There is an Italian WWI song called "Ta-Pum!" That was sang a lot during the camp i went to
It talks about the more human side of the war, for example one of the verses says:
"Ho lasciato la mamma mia, l'ho lasciata per fare il soldà"
Which translates to:
"I left my mom, i left her to become a soldier"
You'd need to modify the spawn queue!
The option is called team_respawn_queue and it can be found in your server's gameplay config.
You can read about how it works and how you can change on our wiki!
https://en.scpslgame.com/index.php?title=Spawning_Mechanics#Round_Start
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2nd link
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During the camp we sang a lot of war/military songs, mainly: "La Leggenda del Piave" ("The Legend of the Piave"),
"Sul Cappello" ("On the Hat"),
"Ta-Pum!",
"Monte Nero" ("Krn"),
"Dimonios" ("Devils", Sassari Brigade's anthem),
"Flick-Flock" (Bersaglieri's anthem) and
"Erika"
If there wasn't a limit on studio positions I would 
Zenlet would probably hire me
are you at the 3 limit already?
🤨
theres a 3 limit?
yes
No.... but I have ambitions to be
can have 3 positions max (QA does not count to that limit)
I'm waiting for applications to open
what does bro want to do
(s&c)
based
((the funnest pos))
S&C / Programming / Patreon Rep
Hopefully 2 of those
called it
programming?
based
😭
Either, but preferably Game dev 
game dev is fun after you get your MR done
What MR
merge request
imagine having perms to push to master
lvl 0 noob
(direct pushes get you executed though)
the first thing I think when I see this photo is not a scp game but a western game
stop it
set name+email to ced777ric
push

Programming just isn't ready for my unique style 
it been awhile since the last time I talk to you brainlet. How are you?
@hearty stirrup
Only room for one of us in this discord, partner
Nvm
thetimelessone26#0 has been muted in this server.
Looks like Zenlet did my job for me
when am i becoming overrseer
Would you want to be?
zenlet as a overseer
hmm
that is a goodquestion
i could like
do the 5th discord server rework
I've already made a decent amount of changes lol
its write no banned but im dont have permission to go on server
Could you rephrase that?
we need trouble
theres not enough arguments in this server
On second thought maybe Zenlet overseer would be a bad idea
i could even free meme-zone
Dont go to the appeals site
Go here instead
https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/
And follow the "HWID Spoofer" section
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wtf
it says that I am not blocked but I can't access the server
Again, you are in the wrong place
you need to go to the link i sent
maybe tech support is your calling 
the page litterally tells you
been TA for like a year
TA isnt real
Left CM though (Downgrade)
and abandoned us </3
you used CM just as a stepping stone
technically speaking i was hired into programming
writes "NOT BANNED"
Your account is not banned! Hooray!
programming isnt CM
again, do NOT go to the appeals site
it will not help you
so my heart still has a / in it
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go here
and follow the hwid spoofer section
We need like Ikea instructions
SteamID64: 76561197960287930
Steam Profile Link: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199881173787/home
is this how it should be?
yes
now send it to that email
OK.
also include "requesting spoofer whitelist"
Saved for future use
the techwiki has it
This article details the different types of Global Ban Messages / SL-AC errors that you may encounte...
I heard if u type In the console on sl “unban [username]” it works
this is real!
i write
technically true
LocalAdmin is a console interface thing
No images :(
I'm talking about something like this for appeal instructions 
@dull aspen we have a job for you
Transends English
(i cant draw :()
I hate Ikea
I've already asked him for things like #patreon-badge-info
enjoy your papers chair
for whar
Wheres the circle?
not enough arrows
LMAO
it takes me longer to make these cuz my lightshot doesnt work anymore
it keeps defaulting to the windows snipping tool
so i need to put it into paint and edit it there
i love how the quality degrades each time
use sharex
cedmod sharex server incomming
do u really want me to make a website that will use random flashy color arrows that will point to it?
"Guys i'm going away for 2 weeks don't text me i don't got my phone with me":
youll never believe it man
sure
lowkey would be funny af to see sentinal uploading videos humiliating autobanned cheaters
i mean, it doesnt render things
no cuz they will take legal actions :((
how soon will they answer me about the anti-ban for spoofer
you can public post usernames iirc
not steamids
in how many days
i think its like a week
They call me the specialist
500 hourss
What do you think about my idea (for airsoft):
- Evolution Recon Mk18 Mod 1 10.8" Full Metal
- Red Dot
- Magnifier
- Grip-Pod
- Flashlight
Is it good or is it a shit idea?
Put ice cream on it
Ido
Idk
Put portable nuke on it
Gives you advantage
Random funny memory from camp: i was going to the bathroom, i looked at my left and saw someone building an airsoft grenade
He then tossef it in some dude's room (without the BBs, just gas and a lot of noise), they threw it back and it broke
you guys are all insane
skibidi toilet
Nice place innit
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I feel insulted
that shit has wordplay
Its not russian
Do you know at least what those words mean?
yes
Доп доп доп уес
ITS NOT RUSSIAN
CHRIST SAKES
!langua
Привіт, Зараз ти граєш на англомовному сервері. Ти можеш приєднатися до української локалізованої спільноти тут.
!langrshr
Zdravo, u ovom serveru se govori Engleski jezik. Možete da se pridružite Srpskohvratskom serveru ovdje.
Thats fucking latin
Not Cyrillic
I don't think we have a Cryillic one
genuine question then
can you talk with bosnians and croatians?
do you guys understand each other to a good degree?
Basically same language
How much does it take to transfer a bunch of photos for christ's sake
Holy fuck it's 2MB apiece 💀
Erm because the pics are small size and the transfer rate constantly changes which slows it down
lucid smells
The bigger file size > faster transfer if small quantity
The smaller file size > slower transfer if big quantity
am i right chat
no
lucid doesn't smell
not anymore..
queue hello zepp
a shower
bc i think u might have got used to it
something you should experiment
nah he probably takes baths
so
weird guy
showers > baths
I got job in 9 hours
over here
@fossil wasp lol
damn
8 rejections in the past month 🥀
can't get a job after leaving school im cooked
huhhhh
si
they had silent hill pfp trust..
I work a job while being in school
silent hill is goated
couldnt since i had exams
2+3 will always be ontop
its gonna be ass
true
after two weeks with no phone or computer it almost feels weird typing on a keyboard damn
also i'm noticing the Discord UI got even worse than it already was in these two weeks
You took...a break???
Only chronically online users allowed here
i was at a two weeks airsoft camp
Banned from the secret laboratory
had my photo camera with me i'm currently getting the photos
You can only go to the public laboratory now
your loyalty stands with the mobile task force, not this "airsoft camp", soldier!!
airsoft camp sounds like its for rich kids
my loyalty stands with the Chaos Insurgency
bruv
the "we shoot plastic BBs at each other at 320Km/h" camp
Not really
If you check the average Airsoft gun price it's not that bad
most average moment at the camp:
thats a lot of money just to go to some airsoft camp
i'll tell you
where i went it was two weeks (you can choose to either go one week or both weeks) and it's 650$ a week
rich kid shit
i dont get going to a air soft camp if your going to spend that much money just go somewhere that has airsoft games
and play airsoft
why spend nearly 700 dollars a week when you can find some place that host's airsoft games
500 cigarettes
the point of the camp isn't airsoft, despite the name
crazy fucking setup
Let it be known that if going to "school" conflicts with a scheduled event, you are not permitted to go to school. Your loyalty to the Mobile Task Forces is non-negotiable. There is no need for "school" when you are already enrolled within a Task Force Academy.
React if you understand.
HEHE
except it's a desert eagle
and the scope ain't a 2.5x but a 3-9X
add bipod to it
My loyalty stands with the Chaos Insurgency.
We are soldiers in a struggle for the world, fighting against forces that prevent humanity from evolving further. Our struggle is agonizing, with countless casualties and heroes on all sides. Our struggle is everywhere, and I hope you would know that we're the ones preventing the others from hurting you.
didn't have it :(
but (as you can see) we did have a vertical grip

hah, yeah
Should intermittent vengeance something something
it's gonna help with controlling the recoil (at least a little)
Should intermitted vengeance arm again his red right hand to plague us?
i should mention
that Deagle has full auto
oh my
Fuck the insurgency fuck the foundation serpents hand ftw
I just realized this quote is a lot cooler since apparently chaos insurgency originally started out as defected Alpha 1 members and A1's name is red right hand
UIU for the win
Well no shit
Let me guess, the Serpent's Hand members are random people they picked from an email campaign rather than actual knowledgeable debaters?

Hi chat
Why is the wikipedia page for Tiramisu protected
ok
how tf has i never seen this video
also why is dr wettle in it
fuck wettle
we all hate wettle
It's not a video
OH
Just artwork
Idk who that is
hes a punching bag in the SCP universe
Its mocking the recent Jubilee video where it had some interesting individuals to say the least
at least from tales and SCPs that ive read
im not entirely sure why but yeah
people hate him lmfao
so he's kinda like hishakaku I guess
oh
wdym oh
broo whats that 😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻
sippy
Depends what kind of report
is it weird to say 11.0 was my favorite version?
It can be a discord report
It could be a cheater report
Server abuse report
And many more
Yk

No need to delete
I think itsalex might be talking to himself
My 2nd dead by daylight match and I allowed toxcicity
hello guys
hi
how is the day going?

wym space and what text
can i dm
sure
@sleek estuary done
senseless violence
bleh
Gm chat
Please explode 106
Why?
I don't know.
Nah
Just trow 1 stak of tnt
And add some redstone
Or
Simply send a MTF captain with 1927392827 grenades
(It works)
But I don't have so much gunpowder
too few grenades for the captain
Hello chat
Just lock 106 in the elevator
Hi
Cool ig
not really
Oh ok
it's draining alot of my energy and time lmao
Dang😭🙏
Just drink
Some fresh water
👍
A job application
Fr
Hi
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Oh hello GOC
Frog.
!rep @tough tapir
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Why this is not working
You can give a rep!
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!rep
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You can give a rep!
!rep @velvet mason
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???
Why are you demanding me
do it
because u are slow
You need to wait 1 hour, 55 minutes, 34 seconds until you can give reputation again!
i hate u
you suck
We're even
i shouldve repped nein
You did this yesterday
True
i should have started this streak with her
He hates it here
🙄
does anyone know how to get to the remote admin spawnwave thingy
Trying to be smart?
man
!rename 477573450546937896
Done.
fixed
but yeah
symbols (e.g. . , _ @, etc.) as the first character in the username
Holy moly
I really dunno, sorry
No sorry
alr
Was gonna be fixed but no bot team xD
CASSIE is now old as frick and sometimes barely functions at all

Why are the people in dbd insufferable?
I thought I clicked on the Northwood discord for a second this confused the shit out of me
Aw fuck not again
Overall toxic community
All it takes is one bully squad and a killer might go full sweat for the rest of their playtime
One tunneling killer to ruin a sensitive survivors day
toxic<doing a little bit of funni
Let cassie rest
When will cassie retire
When we have a bot team
Ain’t no rest for the wicked
CASSIE works ju-ju-ju-just fine.
Cassie doesnt even get pay
You say that like I get paid
Do those servers ever get full, the ones that are like og scp sl
wdym og scpsl
I think they meant classic scpsl, the prior versions
prob not
!rep @rancid dome
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Theirs servers that let you join classic games
So yea u right
I js dont know if they as populated as they used to be
Ty! <3
🫡
!seabunny
@meager slate 

11 19 am
God damn it
I was gonna sleep and I decided I was gonna watch a video on EAS failures but for the intro they played the tone and my brain has snapped back into “oh shit we gotta lock in”
Yay no job today
this might be a top 25 thumbnail of all time
From the screen to the pen to the ring
!rep
You can give a rep!
!rep @snow umbra
You can't give a rep to a bot!
😔
secret lab
!05
the lab
hello chat
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