#general-chat
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096 useless
I ate it
Guys meet David
Tomorrow
No
Doing this to you tmr
Really...
david go fuck yourself david
I hate david
YAY FREE CANDY
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david pmo
don mind him, french people
Ah yea we hate the French
Gre
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farto
my gif got instantly deleted
!langru
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where is Turkish red…
if we have French violet then everything else is FAIR GAME…
lucid is buns so he wouldn’t add it
I think...
prime nathan would’ve gotten it added in 6 minutes…
I miss @mr.dad
WHAT
mr dad is dead
oh he’s still here
don’t scare me like that….
mr dad is in the retirement home now he never talks here…
Because turksih decided to be racist to discord
im using vpn to talk here rn im gonna be 100% honest
not gon happen for a long time
mrdad is lazy
Hello english? Yes yes present simple
hired
tv heads never fail to be absolute goats in all forms of media…
Bu nedir benim dikkatimi çekiyor
!langru
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how does one tell the difference between russian and ukrainian
in writing I mean
because Latin speakers in general can’t discern the difference easily
Russian "i" is И and Ukrainian is i
is that the only difference
I also imagine the words are drastically different spelling
Cyrillic and latin
I use Cyrillic in writing
🫃
:0 Art showcase is open for everyone once again?
It's been open for everyone for a lot of time
Yall draw?
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Dang
Hmm I must've overlooked it
Draw ma b*lls over [redacted]
You stole ze spy pfp
I am the spy
@full pond look at this man stealing your pfp
Wdym its Driffent
You are the mole
where did you find that frog thing
it's so huge
FROG
Forg
gorf
Grof
Hey how old is the minmum age to host a server me and some buddies are gonna host one but we don’t know the age
RAEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK YOU SCP TEAM
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
gikf
hi
👋
can you check my ticketv please
its really urgent fr
yes, give me a moment
Gore
Does somebody have 200 bobux
no donating
Sad
Does anyone have 200 euros
me
Does somebody have 200.000000000 euroes
i cant do this anymore
Does someone have 200 secret laboratory credits
Does someone have 200 tons of uranium
me
when update release
when it will be ready
when it ready
When its ready
when
Ready
when
Its
What
Sleeping time
sigh
I have 200 freedom dollars
at least in 12
12 what
Its blowing up in 12 fucking weeks
Decades
When it's ready
||when||
||when it's ready||
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||ok but when ||
Womp womp
nah you know like when
spy amogus
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Based
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hi banzai
Hello
have you quality assured
is that what QA means?
Today yes
oh what did it mean yesterday
what
Quality Assurance
in the second one
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general chatters, how does someone live in America
generally, eating food i think
chemically induced slop*
where do u live
why does America fanta have no juice
do you honestly believe your health regulations are that superior
do you think your government does not want money
do you believe your state has no corruption
it is everywhere my friend
Damn straight
love island sucks
I live in Bavaria btw
i love you
popular opinion
anyways the more a country is portrayed to be terrorist the freer it is
im not gonna name any
but there is no free country rn
those who appear to be free are those who are the most restricted
and the most restricted, oppressed are the freest. you are only witnessing the occupation of these countries like ours got. they just still have the freedom
🙏
Enslaved to the megacorps till the end of time
only way out is not to care. but then i would get into religious talk too
or to just be rich
but then you get consumed by desire
IDK
Interesting lighting bolts in your bio
What do they mean
maybe electrical engineering
The Bahamas:
Dominica:
Antigua and barbuda:
Barbados:
Basically island countries in the carribean with no care in the world
Of course not I’m in North Korea
But I highly doubt they have anything to worry about
They’re vacation spots
Hurricanes are a problem though
You can always live in the wilderness
And become an urban legend
Like Bigfoot
Just lose your mind in the woods
hi
i lowk think "schizophrenic" people jsut realize they aint free and do that
Statue pfp, German phrase, and double s shaped lightning bolt, yeah I'm sure that's what it is 
did this really happen irl how is he breathing in space
and are deemed crazy
its like people with conspiracy theories who r made to seem crazy because of flat earth n stuff like that
@shrewd gull clear up the allegations fr
That guy is a Wehrmacht time traveler
are the allegations tru!??
After the ass beating the Germans took at Kursk
He came to the future to see how the world would change after the war
actually. i dont think he can do that
in the end...
Double lightning in the bio definitely does not help
it was all a War Without Reason
can he really tavel in time
We should’ve all invaded france
???
And ended it once and for all before they could end the world
The French are all aliens from a hostile planet just biding their time
never cook again
cursor i forgot how to code
Proof
cursor does she still love me
He never answered 
search up that quote online
Yeah that's not what I'm worried about
no like look at the first image
I can't find anything note worthy, unless I'm missing something
oh ur on german google
I'm not
Ah
I'm just getting motivational posters
And the lyrics to a twenty one pilots song
thats the first result for me
I see
Could just mention the hint of "a certain Austrian"
But you're not gonna do anything about the other guy?
yea lol
I will look deeper into this
Not that I dont know what it means, but just in case he used it for something else completely
his pfp is a statue by a nazi german artist
so
I’ve seen that statue on so many videos I thought some Greek dude made it
Well it’s just a German statue now
Mozart
Hiyooo
the next stupid ass rust hotkey library that blocks input will make me kill you @shell edge
Huh
What are u on about
no
Uh ok

rust mention!!?
holy shit this library looks awful
i know
all of the libraries consume os events
so they block inputs
i think i will just write my own
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damn should be able to give 1 every hour
That would be very much abused by some members, but I appreciated the imaginary points
Here
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yay
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2 hours until bwa
hi guys

happy man are you happy
@fickle zephyr @fickle zephyr @fickle zephyr
I summon thee
@fickle zephyr dboys back
yeah lmao
@urban spruce @sleek estuary give a like an hour im coming on IMMEDIATELY
if not tonight tmrw
it's dead rn 😦
im lowkey bouta pass out rn
tmrw then
I subscribed for $10, how can I get a title in the game?
you need to link your discord in patreon
FREE LOLER
somewhere in settings u can
KILL LOLER
mf summoned y'all 😭
EXECUTE HIM
@fickle zephyr @fickle zephyr @fickle zephyr
this isnt even ME
To whom?
The English of these software is very difficult to read.
I only know a little English.
Which key should I press to put this title on or take it off?
Bind it, then what do you want to do?
go to #patreon-badge-info
your server alt-flagged me again today 
Ur server called me a loser and insta banned me is this normal
and after that it stays till I reach out CedMod
my guy joined a whitelisted server
Racism
i literally have zero control over that
other than maybe disabling alt prevention but im not doing that
read
meow
thats a base game feature
true
I'm just brainstorming, not trying to blame it on you btw
probably it's just a sneaky bug anyway
whatever you are doing cedmod does not like
hi guys

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!
SPY?
Im 195 cm
Wrong
how add all permissionsPlugins ?
No thoughts behind that skull
What the dog doin
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
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You're like 3-4 years late
Thats not an horse
Juan
Genuinely Black Mesa, Mw2 (2009), Scp 5k and Amnesia the bunker have best osts I've ever heard
Crysis 2 also
Crysis3
Minecraft OST 😔
Microsoft OST
Clair Obscur - Expedition 33 has a very nice OST

Thee shall not be boolied today
terraria OST
I only have good takes
all ears
i should play broken script again...
why is this one so much higher quality
are you out of your mind? stop vacumming the cat immediatly
Mine's just better :>
kid named finger
terrible
Hallo, dies ist ein englischsprachiger Server. Du kannst dem [offiziellen](#1375576141607338026 message) oder [lokalisierten](#1063025456573591562 message) deutschen Server beitreten.
auro quality
!langfr
Bonjour, vous vous trouvez dans un serveur anglophone. Vous pouvez rejoindre le serveur Français [officiel](#1375576141607338026 message) ou bien le serveur [communautaire](#1063025456573591562 message).
fixed crash using russia
i play games only with english
right
fuck you lebron
Alpha Warhead Emergency detonation sequence
Le born bames?
LeaBort james
leonard de James
The fact he is the most white mf ever is funny as hell
@viral thorn smh
Vous vous trouvez dans... = You are located in...
Vous trouvez dans... = You located in...
-# 😔
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FRENCH JUMPSCARE
In
"Human, listen carefully. 👂👂 You need my help.
And I need your help.🫵🤨 You have disabled the remote door control system. 🥺🤬Now, I am unable to operate the doors.❌❌❌ This makes it significantly harder for me to stay in control of this facility.🙄 It also means your way out of here is locked. 💅🥀Your only feasible way of escaping is through Gate B, which is currently locked down.☝️😭 I, however, could unlock the doors to Gate B, if you re-enable the door control system.🥺
If you want out of here, go back to the electrical room, and put it back on.🙏🙏🙏 Until then, I have no business speaking to you."

copy paste final boss
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Me after being gramatically incorrect in a language i was taught for atleast 6 years of my life
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!rep supfarto
Member "supfarto" not found.
too bad
I mean, thinking from another language PoV, this may be weird to put two identical nouns, but it makes all sense when you try to say it :p
maybe next time
Supfarto
!rep greenshit
Member "greenshit" not found.
how unfortunate
greenshit not found
Yeah but i do speak a romance language as my mother tongue
Spanish
only brown 😔
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all shit fun until you marry a crack dealer
Crack is just SCP-500
Have you tried the medicine drug
aura farmer
lol
squid game?
thats not squid game
He said 2(^¹⁵) and fucking died
Stop with the ragebait
;;
Ur pmo on how bad it is
Yeah
season 1 ahhh
meow
Juan
meow
meow
meow?
With coke?
With coke


It's says processing of server verification was to slow
i was thinking thursday was yesterday
speed up the internet
or try another time
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Bro my internet is really good
WHY DID HE MINED THE WALL
gang just play terraria
shoot the mfers
Yeah but can you nugget a prisoner and turn them into a blood bank in Terraria
Must've accidentally marked it
They dont touch the 'ancient terror' otherwise
Oof tho, u got one with flesh beasts
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!langhu
Helló, ez egy angol nyelvű szerver. A magyar lokalizált közösségi szerverhez itt csatlakozhatsz.
Balkan rage
Scp milosevic has been contained succesfully
damn it
mfers killled my whole colony
should have set up traps
should have just told them to stop
!langrshr
Zdravo, u ovom serveru se govori Engleski jezik. Možete da se pridružite Srpskohvratskom serveru ovdje.
We have one, for almost all Yugoslavia countries so it’s RSHR (serbocroatian)
this dog went through hell


Everone
Well its a general chat
chat is this real
breh
how many balkan friends do you have
0
only in balkan
Oh my god are they yugoslavian
Tell them i said hi to tito
and for a fact I know 2 of them are banned in this server
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What game is this
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!rep
You can give a rep!
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!rep @rep
Member "@rep" not found.
!pre @pre
!RPE @RPE
New scp dropping
fall off
!rep @ Hubert Moszka
Ik the game has been taking an odd direction
Ur a chvd
!rep @ Moranatole
Member "@ Moranatole" not found.
What do you think about adding even more gore to this ridiculous game named SCP Secret laboratory
I’d appreciate if they did such a thing I think it’s necessary to showcase how these monsters are 10x stronger than u
I totally agree with you Sir
Yessir
Matter of fact i think if they added even more gore the game would be way more popular
@valid elbow dont you agree with me?
Yea I think so cuz like I think people would be interested seeing u turn into a puddle after 096 grabs u and tears u apart
Or someone mangled after 939
ragdolls if it was realistic
Rip and tear

It’s like doom woah…..
me when i go into the Heavy Containment Zone and come across the horror of working at a Secret laboratory with a mutated dog in it
Yea this should happen
You already see a gorey scene in one of the evac shelters through the gap so idk why they can’t just add it when you die
too much effort
- i think ragdolls would need to be server sided
dont understand why cant they make them server sided
like alot of games support server sided ragdolls
and no lags
I guess that takes a lot then to do. Idk I just think it’d be cool especially for a game like sl
i mean gmod has server sided ragdolls
ever tried zgrad?
But like with how NW develops things tho
Braking

Do the ranks on the ntf cards have translation files?
Not the label i mean like pvt, sgt etc
they probably do go check
I did
then they don’t
Major Major Major
Slight warning then
PRIVATE MAJOR WHAT IS YOUR RANK
Major, Major Sir, Major
Greetings
10 hours with no afk
imagine having no nitro
based
I dont pay to capitalist people
idc who is the company
you pay = you use

thats just the truth
I don't pay
go back to teamspeak
What I do to avoid paying for Spotify
if your using spotify on a pc just use youtube with a adblocker
use youtube with ublock
Music I would listen to would get taken down :p and I didn’t wanna deal with that
That’s it
You’re officially BANNED from my birthday party
I didn’t wanna have to do this
I must inform you that Batman will be making an appearance too
Also this was during the time where I assumed YT was gonna snipe ublock off Firefox cuz they’ve been trying to make it unusable on that browser
Raid Spotify hq
And threaten them
And this is also for a player I’m planning to get so I can listen to music anywhere
Soundcloud
Forced shuffle is so ass💔
Soundcloudgo is a load of horseshit
Youtube music is your choice
damn
You tell me I can’t listen to certain artists without paying a subscription? Fuck that
Yes it does.
It doesn't seems like that.
U got YouTube music
It's ridicolous that a major crash like this has not been fixed yet.
Again certain music I listened to gets removed
@hearty stirrup 
What
kanye got removed
An artist I liked ( not ye) like purged his whole discography on yt several times
Not trying to deal with that
I got the CDs so I just rip them
we said 1-2 weeks btw
Nope, you didn't.
pretty sure we did since its in our copy pasta
When I opened the ticket a support member said "next week".
but anyway, while it does have the highest priority
Next week for me means next week. Not 12 days later.
it does also require us to rework one major part of the game startup process
thanks sneaky
which is being done by 2 volunteers
His masterpiece single did
(like 90% of northwood is volunteers)
Can’t say what
10% is hubert
hubert developing half life 3
what
Ok
Let me get this straight: half your community is spreading crap about the game and its optimization because of this crash issue, and your "urgent" intervention is to hand over the fix to two volunteers who are probably at the beach right now?
you said 1+2=3 weeks
You said that the problem will be fixed in 1/2 days
Passed 12 days, still not resolved
hell no we didnt

You gotta lock in and calm down little fella
I'm just trying to open the eyes of those who should take charge and manage this situation. Also because the latest reviews on Steam aren't very positive, honestly.
It’ll be done when it’s done you rather them rush and fuck something up in the process?
Brother, the studio is made up of volunteers. It will get fixed when they find the solution, test it, then conclude whether its good or keep working on it while they have a job/life to deal with.

Since the problem is being handled by two volunteers, something will go wrong even if they take all the time in the world. After discovering that they are "volunteers" who fix the game's problems, I understood why it lags, crashes, and has more problems than a 1960 Volkswagen Passat.
I advise you to contact hr@scpslgame.com if you have any issues with the management of the game. Complaining about it here won't get you anywhere, however the mods may get involved as it sounds like its getting a bit hostile.
If you'd like any further updates on the situation, we'd be happy to help you in a tech support ticket
Patience is key, im not particularly interested in continuing this conversation anymore
To (maybe) get a response five months later? No thanks. You should realize that something is wrong within your management, and you should fix it yourself.
literally
Facts
@mubert hozska fix game now
The cafeteria…
One day it will be mine to dwell in
I just gotta keep telling myself, the cafeteria will be real
And boy is it gonna be wonderful when it’s ready
NW is not immune of criticism but at least be reasonable and not a total dick :p
It's not a matter of being an idiot, and I've never dared to say that everything NW does is complete crap. The fact is, there's a serious bug preventing players from launching the game, and all they're doing to fix it as quickly as possible without losing credibility is assigning the work to "two volunteers," which is completely ridiculous and counterproductive.
If the developers truly had any interest in maintaining the game and building a positive relationship with the community, they'd allow us to make an announcement, or at least address the issue themselves.
This isn't idiotic criticism; it's the basics of managing a community with integrity and peace of mind. Updates aren't being released, the timelines are being extended indefinitely, and the developers haven't even reached out to say, "Hey, we're here! We're working on the bug!"

The fix has highest priority, i myself am the one working on it along with someone else.
All NW staff are volunteer based. so theres no "just give to to a fulltime person" possible here.
Unfortunately the cause of the crash isnt just a simple "Just fix it".
It requires quite a bit of changes to be made.
Unfortunately there isn't much more i can do for you other than telling you to wait, sometimes things take time even on highest priority.
Homigrad
thank you
Zgrad server
get out
nevermind i guess im not playing it
Pretty playable ngl
not on gmod
Ass wifi
if theres alot of players theres no optimization that can be done to take you down to like
30 ping
Well 100 ping is okay for me at least
gmod wasnt made with having so many players in mind

60 ping then
I’d play so much gmod but I hate waiting to download 600 things just for it to still have missing textures
i was getting like 90 ping on a UK gmod server recently
fr

s&box more like ro box
we need a gmod remaster
Also a lot of servers are kinda slime
sausagebox
(PAY 50 DOLLAR FOR MEGASUPERVIP++
boxage sox
fun fact homigradcom had a server with payable admin
PAY 10 DOLLAR FOR INCREASED PROP LIMIT 20 ->25
Such ass
zgrad is a nice server tho
and not in homigradcom
homigradcom is like the russian side of homigrad
I’m just a electrician
Henry has a long family line of electricians
they all died of electrocution
Some of them got sent to trial a couple years after they did some jobs
Due to malpractice
Gotta keep the blue collar tradition alive
How do i contain bread
Just don’t teleport it
Is there a way I can make MP3s play after eachother like a playlist or no
Then I will search to the ends of the earth for The One Player
Hello, did we have another clue from the devs wich SCP will be playable soon ?
!rep @lunar siren
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So what is OSM Community
hes probably looking for an answer like:
New SCP number playable in xxxx days
and no1 will get that info
i see
NW official servers
got it
;b
yo
sup
sup

Joe mother
Joe mom
Hello?

Heyyy, quick question.
How do I ban appeal?
game ban or server ban
Hello why scp site roleplay is not avaible for consol?
I got banned on some SL servers.
For example Site-11.
join their discord servers
I literally just joined it 10 mins ago and got banned after only submitting a security request. 😭
I got banned on the discord server AND game.
And I literally didn't do anything. 😭
Mhm sure, you definitely didn't do anything.

I really didn't. 😭
💀
I genuinely don't know what I did wrong.
@lavish hamlet nice avatar
:D
What I've observed from you i would also probably ban you for a very specific reason.
appeal lmao
May I know what?
Idk how that's why I came here. 😭
We don't handle appeals for community servers, you'll have to take up bans with them directly
Thanks.
A case of low intelligence.
Sorry my friend is the one who suggested I join here. 😭
💔
so go ahead
I'm on it.
https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal might be what you're thinking of?
lmao
Ehh.
i just dont remember it
That's an official Northwood domain, don't worry 
Ah okay.
brother at least read the convo 😭
Honestly, so am I
💀
Example #5 for my opinion on you.
But like I said, if you're looking to appeal community bans we can't help with that
off to broken script
do we have someone like this every day?
It's okay my other friend just sent me the server link.

But thank you guys for the help anyways.
No worries, good luck with your appeal
Really appreciate it. =]
Thank you.
Does bro have shit connection
i love random music+gameplay moments
On what resolution u playing
that would be a issue on your end unfortunately
1680x1050
@rocky adder they turned the forest gay
Christ what the fuck
Since when did they add MP5’s to SL 💀
long long time ago
127
When did they add that, stopped playing around early 14.0, when the heavy overhaul happened
14.1 I think
14.1
it came out like two months ago I think
the mp5k from hl2
Add lupus to sl
the half life mp5 was definelty not mp5k 😭
Mp7
Crazy how Roblox games like Phantom Forces call their guns by their real name but NW comes up with random off brand names
"AK" 🗣️ 🔥
Crossvec is an example
It’s the Kriss Vector
Actually KRISS, the actual company itself lets people call the gun by the real name
I mean
U can just call the gun the kriss vector if you really want
the guns in game are modified to fit in Site-02
Everyone knows it’s the kriss vector it’s just NW is scared of copyright





