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what tf u on abt dawg
thats also me
oh u thought it was a girl
i got some news for u dawg
'it' 🙏
no i mean the pfp
if u take the time to look for a second u woulda figured it out
I'm a trap? 😭
yo was you not a sex bot in fallout nv????
Excuse me
The horniest man in existence here
ay can u not include me with him
@past dune you will pay for what you have done
diddy's here?
even if it is the last thing i do
alright
what have I done? 😭
You shall receive spider
hes cute ngl
is that a jumping spider ?
Indeedy
what
hell yeah, they're cute asf
tell me guys how is gonna d boy clutch agaisnt doctor and dog with just a shotgun and mtf gun with barely any ammo
That is indeed what he said
determination
No, no, no, all good, you a cute furry femboy, who play SCP:SL and work in NW.
no i mean his name
wait what
yes Fisto wys
well first what you do is you ditch that shotgun find a better gun fine some meds and scp items
He just a normal scp sl player
no.
bro its a boy
what if its 05 nuke
it lied to us
then you go to surface and fight?
excuse me?
you know what you can still get it
ong they need to replace the marauders' weapons
no more no less
he's going off the deep end
should just make it a relover only class
skill class
all my homies love the revolver 🗣️🔥
with what
with..your guns and scp items?
are you wild
how is gonna d boy clutch agaisnt doctor and dog with just a shotgun and mtf gun with barely any ammo
can u go check if he's dead
💀
yea
Does this count as flirting or insulting
ref do smth
i said ditch the shotgun you should have grabbed amo when you could a couple scp 500's and hat would work
if you can try to find the micro
no one could stop me
i had a hat
I AM FRANK
so is he dead
micro was camped by scps
@past dune thoughts?
guys its sad when ww3 come all the cats will die
prolly not but ight
Maybe?
I always think what it a normal state of nw staff who work in tech/programmer
why would they all die ?
then we'd all die as well
Well you sent the message where you trying to flirt or not
Simple question
Real
poor and rich a like
Please stop making staff members uncomfortable with your weird comments, if you cannot engage in normal conversations don't engage at all
Ok ima count that one as flirting
he wasn't but ight
*Deleted message was about why scp sl making so many femboys and furries
lmao
Think about it guys
budget chaos
@calm ferry that you ?
ultraman looks literally nothing like the ci lol
its rising
Alr bingo acquired and days since someone last flirted with Alex back to zero
i wouldnt call it flirting
YES I WIN
those were some weird comments
remove 096
alex can we be lovers ?
no.
why not
Stop dude
breaking my heart
Yeah but so was I like your earlobes and we counted that
alex that is it you will be my gf
And gay square has been marked
I suggest you better stop
trust me
mute bait smh
never give discord money there a shitty company i cant go too much into detial without breaking the rules but discord is fucking scummy
bro i was showing you my love
bitches just come in trying to speedrun a mute
mutes are not a real thing
Public Execution?
hope you know what kind of company your giving money to there the kind of company that would hire diddy
We haven't had one in a week

It be funny
wow
I pay = I use
yeah ur done
or just..dont pay
HOW.
@simple abyss
it’s lite……
catch up on your beer lore bro
I'm behind no spoilers
thank Miller
meant to say lite
PUBLIC EXECUTION!!!
now we can talk about 096 removing again
joining the norwood servers to find the altprevention plugin banning south africans from playing
Oh wait let me mark the square
literally 1984
what lmao
-# i'm in the process of getting whitelisted, i just think it's funny
the altprevention thing sucks
it needs reworked
Well uh ig we can mark racism
?
i could ping hubert and we could mark another square
no south africans allowed on northwood servers 🗿
If he actually responds it gets two bingos
It's very helpful for us tbh
clearly
Teto word of the day
and fucking
Melon
redline is offline
i'm half african does that count
i can see how it's helpfull but its also annoying because it has a lot of false positives
And teto gets marked
so now i have to join the cacophony, the smell, the absolute mess that is northwood official
who made this gif
i got kicked from northwood servers for using a vpn when i dont have a vpn installed on my system
are you non-european by any chance
i am american
Nah the real question is are you non-euclidean
do they have american servers?
I'm glad that does not affect me
im from discordia
no i'm non-newtonian
can i play NW servers?
Are you non Euclidean @unreal shadow ?
no
You are obligated to play
only europeans allowed
am i what?
Less cool then non Euclidean
i bet only west-europeans too
everyone west of the iron curtain is allowed
no communists on northwood 🗿
Branch of geometry
Are you spherical
That's. A little racist
Or hyperbolic
not what non-euclidean is
If I walk inside you will I exit where I begin
1, it's a joke, 2, communism is not a race
OH NOT LIKE THAT
It's literally just geometry that doesnt follow euclids postulate
enought im going outside....
Möbius Puglife
and now my internet is dying. great
No I meant that Europeans not from the west are communist
And a racist joke is still racist
the russians do suck playing with
its not just the fact i cant understad em its like they do everything they can to fuck over the team
you want to push scp's with micro nahh they want to blow themselfs up with it
I haven't played with anyone Russian before so I can't say
yes
it's still a joke
and communism is still not a race
my INTERNET
can't have a conversation with someone when my responses only arrive five minutes later 😭
they come on later at night usually on northwood servers
Again I never said it was
I said it was racist to assume that European not from the west were communist
I don't assume that though lol, it's a joke 😭
Still sounded like you did
What the fuck 😭
Did you not see the very jokingly placed moyai emote in my message?
Ok
Sorry you don't get it
Nah that's a little on me I didn't see the image
homhomhomhomhom
still waiting for the gods to approve the lowly filthy south african to play on the server
who's idea was this, honestly 😭
What the
@somber raptor did you finish black mesa
If you did you should try the blue shift mod
No i'm at chapter 12
Cuz i'm streaming it to a friend and that friend now is on vacation
!hom
homhomhomhomhom
!hom
homhomhomhomhom
no scpsl for me then i guess
since no one is manning the whitelisting thing
how dare i be from south africa smh smh, no scpsl for those filthy south africans
they get handled quite fast
how long you been waiting?
hom
!hom
homhomhomhomhom
how fast is "quite fast"?
since x:45
who thought that was a good idea
so about 30m
yeah
the management of the servers baka
yapapappapa
Siege Cup in 40 minutes 
The what
!o>
Wtf xassie
hi guys
👋
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fucking nerd
oh, thank you!
moderate pls
?
yeah noemi do your job
I think he wants you to moderate ( i'm not sure)
Met this funny Sith Lord Protogen
lol
How was 4th of July for yall
it was alright, nothing special really happened :)
The fireworks were great, and i don't even live in the US!
bro just put the gif 💔
im hungry
Where can i report cheater on this game
in the playerlist
click the warning symbol at the far right
type reason
click report to gmods
Can we report on the discord with video
Hai hungry
lemme see
@fervent cape check this out
If you have encountered a cheater or EULA violator and would like to report them to the Safety & Com...
thays not my name......
Hold up
What
(I live in Ukraine, i'll just let you figure it out from there)
Badadam badavan
Hai pizza hut
can you buy me a pizza
Only a spoonful
i have a very comically large spoon
the size of a 13.5" large pizza actually
Yes it is
hell yeah it is
you still gonna give me the pizza??
I did say a spoonful
windop fell off... cant beat minecraft
yesss
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Bwaa!
Nooooooo
Noted
Hi chat
keep getting connection time outed
Is smoking healthy for cats?
yes
waow
Is that sir slege's hammer
how is this fucking fair
!langru
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@still sundial
Что
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mmmh it's don't work in #serverhost-cat anymore 😦
This thing i bought is nine tailed fox💔
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🌹TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES 🌹
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RIP The goat
Gone too soon
i don't see a whole lot of South Africa in North Africa
do you?
eu
Northern side of south africa i suppose
bomb the bomb
i am profesional racer
( i raced agaisnt dirty driver in race 2)
i wouldnt count flirting with me today
bro was literally harassing me
I mean yeah
True
We can remove the point
Is russian still unpointed?
Damn it
@still aurora what do you think about importing bingo options?
smth like:
{
"bingoBoard": [
{ "text": "A", "selected": true },
{ "text": "B", "selected": false },
{ "text": "C", "selected": true },
{ "text": "D", "selected": false },
{ "text": "E", "selected": true },
{ "text": "F", "selected": false },
{ "text": "G", "selected": false },
{ "text": "H", "selected": true },
{ "text": "I", "selected": false },
{ "text": "J", "selected": true },
{ "text": "K", "selected": false },
{ "text": "L", "selected": false },
{ "text": "M", "selected": true },
{ "text": "N", "selected": false },
{ "text": "O", "selected": false },
{ "text": "P", "selected": false },
{ "text": "Q", "selected": false },
{ "text": "R", "selected": false },
{ "text": "S", "selected": false },
{ "text": "T", "selected": false },
{ "text": "U", "selected": false },
{ "text": "V", "selected": false },
{ "text": "W", "selected": false },
{ "text": "X", "selected": false },
{ "text": "Y", "selected": false }
]
}
and you import it on the bingo web and it saves in local storage so you can close the website any time
thats json
I hate it
Hmmm rephrase
its not even code
just for importing options
bannned for textwall
mods kill them
wait what
Ok so like letting people add there own thing
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD
@orchid kraken i put balkan music because i was bored
no no
i meant like you can open a website
put any text you want
and then selectable options
So like being able to customize board?
Nah the original was better tbh, it felt like actual cinematic moment
Why no z
Cuz bingo 5x5
embed fail
Ћelow chat
Old heavy
@still aurora
https://itsalexik.github.io/Bingo/
can you send me a screenshot ?
interesting...
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Ehrm
ahhh i know whats the issue
Alr
!rep
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refresh website
should be fixed now 
Already
Nice
too long text might get cut off but its mobile....
https://youtu.be/9UWGIyJ8b40?si=FtAjViYCEFkM7kb5 aint no way im saying ts so peak but for a phonk it is peak
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Bro got informed after 20 hours
on pc looks better
I don't follow metflix
Too much bass
Netflix*
It gave me Art idea
rarararwrarrarrwararwrararwrw
Damn
Good night chat
imma leave it as it is for now
but feel free to dm me issues
Guh

Yeah I play scp sl on my android all the time
So what I do is
Nuh uh
CAN U PLAY REPO ALONE?
Can we tempban him? i think he got hacked dont click that link its an ipgrabber
thats somethinf for the lonely loser
why would you play repo alone
Haiii Cedrick
Can you tell them it's safe? 😭
the game looks fun okay 😭
honnestly im gonna buy Fallout 4 instea
Only way to know is if you flirt with them. And see there reaction
@past dune hes here
its time to let go
this teto fan is going crazy
i would if you didnt just spell my name wrong
😔
this github also has a trojan and a rat so careful guys!
I mean the gif he sends tells if it's actually them
I have no idea.... How to spell it
ced777ric
cedric777
😡
777cedric
theres no k
no its Cedickr
Ceddy
Y'all making fun of me 😭
anyway can we ban him for posting an Ipgrab + attempting of making users download a rat file
Obviously its "fifth dimension spider that's the concept of five"
I heard the cia is hiring
Its just pure HTML CSS JS
......
Only right prenounciation

yeah right
damn

Why you crying
They r making fun of me
servers down?

!status
WHAT
Nah...
Nah @past dune I wouldn't take that
I know he's just joking
Not like the other weird dude
Just take it off
Yeah
what if sybau meant actually shut your british ass up
I'm not :b
Alr
them technical support team got no humor
Nerd are peak
Tell that to my supervisor 
90% of nerds are just autistic people
denty at least got the sense of humor (somewhat)
Ik as a nerd and autistic person
autism
And Zenlet
no shit you love teto... you have... autism!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah but like
People can like autism
Wait fuck
People can like teto
Without being autistic
People can like autism.. indeed
My fucking dyslexia kicked in mb
you're autistic and HAVE dyslexia? 😭
Oh I have three mental problems
I have ADHD TOO
collecting them all like a fucking reward
Depression is up next
and what else? schizophrenia?
...
Nah
Being schizophrenia would require me to get brain damage probably
then get a lobotomy!

Nah cost too much
you can still try hitting your head with a hammer
And my fucking insurance won't cover it
Nah too much effort
lazy mf
Ik
Or Doctor who
Or dungeon meshi
Or LwH
Or EPIC
what else is there
Uhhhhhhhh
Minecraft
And that's about it off the top of my head
But give me the key word
key
And I will go on an autistic rant
Nope
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Ur no longer staff?
Yeah
Yes he is
In our hearts 💕
End of a chapter

Can i ask what happend?
Idk ask him
something he said in the french server:
i wish we could see people's ping, cuz wdym i close the door on people and they walk through it
Whats the point of that, ur just gonna inform them on their ping? 😭 😭
yes
Embed fail
just gave me a plugin idea...
adding players ping on custominfo to shame them for bad internet
LMAO
On the player list updating every second as their nickname
And if it's over 100ms you have a colored group name
Like red or orange
🔥
leave autists alone
they are not that fucked up
so when I'm black i can use the nword??? I don't think so
sounds like data mining on players about they connectivity
maybe just add IP adress above the nickname huh???
The server already knows your ping since it's communicating with your client
You don't store/save any data
Just display it
And yeah as Alex said you don't store their ping just display it for other people to see
Then display other's IPs
I'm talking about PlayerInfo
skill issue
in few years everyone will have personal ID signed with internet protocol
i want to believe
buddy, most fps games already do this, you're connecting to a server. that server already has all your inf, it's got your steam account, your ip address and your connection status. ping is just a measurement of how long it takes data (like your inputs) to reach the server
I fucking love secret of the mimic
bruh i know how web works, by "above the nickname" i mean PlayerInfo - game feature
Even if you didn't like the alien isolation like gameplay
It easily had the best story of any fnaf game
I don't play FNAF games because they sucks but SOTM is a peak
Literally any character it interacted with it made better
you said IP address so i thought you were being sarcastic, cuz that is a bit more personal and you dont know everyone on the server
Henry went from kinda a Mary sue to an actual character
Also the fact that studio is allowing teenagers to store the players data and put they servers to the list hahaha
risky risky
Afton was finally shown that he was evil even when he wasn't killing children
AND FUCKING F10N4||Aka glitchtrap||
EASILY MY FAVORITE CHARACTER
Evil just because He is a good businessman?
Damn you must hate capitalism...
Yes
I live in America I get to say I do
HUH
Steve jobs?
First off
Or he is the reason why people are sinners
yo anyone know y my mic n headphone work for everything apart from Sl? ive tried all i can think of ut my mic aint even showing up in settings
Blasphemy
was working earlier
Idk sl kinda does that
Check game settings
Ask tech
fairs i will
No It's not, I mean It's now SL fault itselfs
there is a DNT (Do Not Track) setting ingame
and if you are really worried, file a report with the GDPR
I heard Steve Jobs likes those too
Did you know how this things is working?
It's literary just true/false info that your client is sending to the server haha

Also DNT doesn't matter if You collect data for "Administration" purpose
and that purpose has to be valid
or else we beat you with a stick anyway
As I know (I stopped giving a fuck 3 years ago)
No you not, You doesn't have any tools to verify that
You can only delist server after some tragedy
i think you misunderstand the point here
your point was that people can just say whatever for admin purpose
They can
which isnt true, if we think it isnt valid during an investigation then we beat them
investigation?
You cannot access server data
hearing that makes me not want to play the game
oh dont worry we only collect your data for "adminstation" purposes
like tf does that mean
this
im not sure what he's on about
DNT may be ignored ONLY when there is a valid server security purpose
And minors were allowed to host server when they was 13 back in my days
much like legitimate interest in the gdpr
wrong chat
DNT is just a client info
Marking this enabled doesn't mean you send less data
And northwood has no tools to check what data are used
You can avoid that by hashing data by centrals servers
that does not really do anything...
you cant hide someones ip
you need it, how else are you going to respond to them

When joinging server: Client --- Central server who return temporary token to P2P communication beetwen client and server --- Server
userid is also needed to:
ban people
report them to us
look up steam profiles
etc
The guy from below doesn't like SCP SL
no?
you need an ip to send data to, you cant just magically transmit data without knowing the destination
thats quite litterally how the internet works
well you can
this is how tunneling works
but It's to expensive for non-profit game
there isnt really a point in doing it
but still you put on a list any server that was maked by 13y/o kiddo who can leak that data without any veryfication
Guys, what kind of subscription do you recommend buying for patreon?
cant really prevent that, in any case
The one what gives you access to the beta
theoretically It's possible but
And which one does it give?
theoretical is not always practical
DNT means that server owners arent allowed to track you for non security purposes
if they do so anyway, they risk getting beat with a stick
or gdpr aswel, depending on the region and the data and its usage
sure its a "trust" principle
but so is anything else privacy related
you just have to "trust" that facebook holds true to their privacy policy
for me DNT it's just another data which can be used to profilize you
and doesnt train an AI with with despite allowing an optout (and then ignoring it)
They don't and that's a fact not a theory
but lobbists are paying for ignoring this
and that's based
gpdr fines aint a joke
I love META so much
Bro, you're right.
maybe in Europe
What are you guys arguing about now
although if you are a non EU company serving EU citizens you do have to abide by GDPR or their also going to sue you
how far thatd get for some countries who knows
suing non EU company by EU is something like Russia suing Google
Guys, I'm a Russian citizen. I want to go west as soon as possible. I can't stand angry people here. there are only prohibitions here. to Poland or the USA as soon as possible. Wait for me guys!
ye gl
usa good
are they pay you for promoting USA?
are you a lobbists?
i wish
Yo I am a server owner, how can I get verified on here?
shit im broke as fuck
send ID photo on the chat (joke)
epic embed fail
embed perms are nonexsistant
bruh
someone execute bro
Have you guys ever been to Russia?
damn cold island
And I lived in Moscow. It's such a horror out there. It's just awful. Right now I'm in my hometown. Damn, you guys are so vibe-friendly, you are very cool friends
if shy guy was lore accurate every person that sees his face minus well jump off
we have something called freedom of speech so yeah pretty nice
hes going to chase after u til you die
and that elevator door isnt saving you
if he can break armored doors in heavy he can break a slightly more armored door
Are you like Anti-Russia propaganda guy?
When did they add cedmod authentication on Northwood servers?
No bro. Just get in the damn elevator and get out abruptly, he'll just walk in there.
And why is mine not working?
he just breaks through the walls of the elevator
No, I just want to leave this country.
Good luck and hope you will reach your wish 
Thanks bro! And good luck with your business, too.
who helps me make song jin woo and igris?
As it is, I have 2 goals and 1 dream. 1 the goal is to complete 10,000 thousand hours in scp sl, 2 the goal is to get as far away from the city of Moscow as possible. and 1 dream. Meet the real Hubert! damn it. I also need a receipt from him.
Thankfully it’s not like that
You can just leave your pc open use a keyboard macro
пенис
Bro, you wouldn't understand my feelings for this game. I love it so much I kiss the SCP SL logo.
I've only spent 2580 hours in this game, that's the beginning of the bro! Believe me, I will achieve what I wanted.
That song was almost one of the greatest assassination attempt of a games credit ever
Thankfully the game was goated
That's why I play it for 9 hours every day.
damn
can you not
Pipsqueak
Stinky breath looking
Personally I'm picking the 5,000,000 cybermen
Depending on which cyberman group it is
Like Missy cybermen?
Light work no reaction
Alternate universe cybermen
?
Could be difficult
BUT 4 DALEKS
Way to crazy
WHY THE FUCK DOES 173 NOT MAKE ANY NOISE
LIKE HES A 10 TON PILE OF CONCRETE
I SHOULD HEAR HIM FROM A MILE AWAY
YET I DONT HEAR HIM AND STILL DIE
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR TRYING TO CCHANGE MY ATTACHMENTS
He does
WTF
You’re just deaf 
I CAN HEAR LARRY FROM NEXT DOOR
BUT NOT PEANUT
WTF
LARRY LOOKS MALNOURISHED TOO
HOW TF A PILE OF CONCRETE MAKES HARDLY ANY NOISE
the game sometimes doesn't render players
you wanna hear him breathing or something?
he's a sack of concrete
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This did happen
chapter 4 secret boss spoiler
How couldeth you
This really happened
The average SCP sl player
Are we getting revolver spawns in the 096 and 106 rooms?
born to geek out, forced to lock in 😔
yes
maybe
some day
Hubert can you confirm surface rework in 15.0 the people need to know
Will you add SCP 173 into the game⁉️
But you guys planned to
we're not confirming any 15.0 features or speculations
Any and all teasers we've been posting so far come from various independent projects, which may come together or in separate updates
who made 939 model
we need a entire show of this
where is this from
Whoever made this should get eternal happiness
Wdym various independent projects like projects outside this game or projects for the game?
projects within the game lol
different features
worked on by differnt people, basically small teams assigned to work on one aspect of the game
The new scp is so obviously Hubert Moszka himself‼️🔥
so the release timeline of each of these features is unrelated to one another
but who made 939
the model
but projects like whole SCPs are usually 5-6 people
the model man
like base model
no textures
base model
the models was... three I think
straight out blender or some shit
they knew what they was doing with the dawg model
Fr
she thick bruh
Dog is caked up
I think dawg is female for all that cake
Hubert got something for that dog
discord users when they see mammals
Your one of us Hubert
foundation was putting butt pills in her dog bowl when they fed her
Ay the fuck
are you a millionare?
no
have you made at least 100k from scp sl?
im broke
Dude can probably barely afford mc Donald’s
Do they have mc Donald’s in Sweden
ew
european
fuck the metric system
gross company income? Yeah
personally, maybe, over the 8 years most definitely
but I do not have 100k in savings lol
im betting 1 million dollars
Not 1 million
5 cents and a pack of cigarettes
100k easily happened since 14.0 patreon beta got NW 20k
is scp sl your life or is it a hobby?
in lifetime it could be about 400-600 k
over 8 years, when we're talking about gross income
if you reduce costs then we have basically no profits because we re-invest everything in development
Crazy to think you could buy a house with the money SL made
Almost a decade
For a game that did not get over 15k players
Depends on the horse
That's amazing
he probably only kept 100 dollars
You could buy a modern high techy house with that money here in my country
Marketing devs servers
sure, if we didn't spend any money
What would nw do with a. Horse tho
is scp sl your hobby or is it your job?
so I'd need to convince people to keep supporting us for 5k/month without making any updates for over 8 years lol
oh holy
yo
BRO I WAS AT 400 HOURS A FEW WEEKS AGO
WHY AM I AT 800 HOURS NOW
WTF?
HAVE I BEEN PLAYING THAT MUCH?
Kinda both. I get paid the same amout as any other NW developer. I just do with full-time so I can get enough money from bounties to self sustain
Dw I'll rob a bank for you guys♥️🌹
its crazy how a fifteen year old can make a roblox game that earns more then all of northwood combined
like steal a brainrot
you know t his was from a child bro
real
200k concurrent players
we gotta add lootboxes
thats like 100k dollars
or maybe I should stop putting all of our money on red every month
if you dev ex robux
roll to get a key that lets you open locked doors by 079 (one round only)
hubert MAKE IT STOP

