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It’s no doubt full of those weird kids at school
With Pinterest humor
They make weird fan fictions
You gotta go against twisted versions of those “toons”
Not scary at all
But it’s meant to be that way
The thumbnail makes me not wanna play it at all.
Main character syndrom
If there's someone who's over 11 that plays that, seek help please.
Mango character syndrom
You forgot the E
The only thing that makes it unique gameplay wise from DbD is that you can go an infinite amount of floors which are levels where you go against randomized twisted toons
E!
You get perks and stuff after every floor you get to chose
Wait dandy's world is like dbd or are you talking about Forsaken?
I mean Forsaken isn't entirely bad but it just does not sell it for me at all.
In both games
As always it’s fandom is terrible
Fitting.
Immature weirdos
The DBD community isn't well.
Dude have you seen the art and stuff for Forsaken?
It's insane dude.
And not insane in a good way.
Mfs thirsting for roblox characters
😭
Diabolical
Dude ROBLOX over all has gone to the trash lately.
God forbid a man enjoy a roblox game and they get pulled into the reputation of its insufferable playerbase
its been trash for years...
It was my steam before I had steam because all the games were free 😭
cough cough offical teddy cough cough
Minus a few that cost robux for early access
On everyone’s soul, bloxburg is so peak!!!!!!
Oh yeah wasn't there some drama about Roblox allowing an NSFW game creator onto the Final Hunt event?
ya..no
never understood the hype for that game
was boring AS FUCK for me
It’s kinda boring
Same, I played it like once or twice
If you aren’t into building and that creativity
I play it a bunch because I like making basement facilities
To hold my prisoners of war 😁
i get the bulding aspect and sure that was fun even for me but i wasent going to sit there and grind for literal hours just to be able to build a little rinky dink house
You have an obsession with basements, good to know.
The RP is so ass
It’s weird anyway
Mostly everybody just builds
Exactly
welp dosent matter for me because i dont play it
i dont play front page games
i play smaller games made my smaller teams
I love basements!
Usually the best ones
there alyways the best ones the games that are pushed to the front page are alyways full of microtransactions and heavily p2w aspects
But don’t get many players because it’s for a specific group of people
Steal a brain rot and grow a garden 🔥🔥🔥
Sup gang
the fuck is steal a brainrot
Oh and adopt me, teaching children to scam!
as well as gamble
What the hell is going on
teaching children how to gamble with loot crates is fun!
"my little dragon got scam...."
It’s a god forsaken tycoon game where children steal each others Italian brainrot characters
stealing tung tung tung sahur
Yes
how did brainrot fallen this bad
wait until gen alpha grows up
I beg you to go and find a video of some kids crying about their brainrot being stolen
It’s lowkey sad
There’s so many
Dude people can play a game about literally watching plants grow but have the worst attention span when watching videos?
just search up "gen alpha ipad taken away"
you will find HOUR long video complations
I have a 7 yo nephew I’ve witnessed it firsthand.
I'm going out to say Grow a Garden's player count cannot be 100% real.
He gets real pissy
Who genuinely sits on their ass watching plants grow.
no shit its all botted so are all of the big games on roblox like blox fruit
there all botted
They find it addicting
It’s like a drug
I mean honestly I'm guilty of playing the game for a bit.
It got boring really quickly
Fisch I forgot that game existed.
playing grow a garden until i grow my garden!
Grow a garden players when they have to eat a vegetable irl or something
the game is roblox's final boss the dev saw what made ohter games addictive repetive and dipomone relesing he took all of those concecpts and perfected them into a perfect game for current roblox and god damn it he is a genuis
Dude 99% of the games on Roblox are just one hit releases, they release and then soon enough poof.. Everyone forgets about them.
Mind control
You will grow a garden
Fnaf forgotten memories
Forgotten alright
like with crazes children pick on thing up and drop it for another
but the owner dosent care the owner is rich
A multiplier fnaf game based off TJOC
Like do you wanna bet Forsaken is gonna die out in like 2 months or more.
The first week the robux income must be crazy
Yall should uhh….idk get lives?
Highly doubtful its fandom is too botted
well its split between a lot of people grow a garden's mangers is kinda complex
Got nothing else to yap about idgaf I’ll discuss roblox!
Needing an entire dev team on a game only about watching plants grow is kinda insane,
Especially when it's a damn roblox game.
Nu uh
Shit. I can’t open binding of Issac anyone wanna help me read a Mac crash report?
I’m guilty of enjoying Dead rails for as low quality of a game as it is
I don’t know what I’m looking at
It was made by this dev who made low quality horror games
I only played Dead Rails like once with my friends.
Never again.
what is dead rails about
Don’t ask
ah well
Just go watch slimccl play it
You're literally just on a train and there's zombies.
Ride a train through zombie werewolf outlaw and vampire infested Wild West
You will understand everything
That's Dead Rails in a nutshell
You stop at towns as checkpoints to re-arm, buy equipment and loot towns n stuff
Fr though. Anyone wanna help me read a crash report?
how grow a garden got so populur isint just because its a good game by roblox's terms it got the spot line shine'd down it by a roblox dev who has been on the platform since 2009 he saw the game he saw what potential it had he made a deal with the owner where in exchange for a percentage of ownership he would use his experince to make the game grow via marketing it and adverting it the game it self was made in 3 days
So exciting!
is SL auth down ?
There’s minibosses
Because I have no clue what the hell im looking at.
popular dev i guess
Not as far as we know
Better yet, your teammates might sabotage and kill all of you
With a stick of dynamite
I’ll take a look in a sec
can't even AR in console, gonna try run a file check
Steam is kinda dying rn
you gonna get looksmaxxing roblox games soon
is the game down yo
Gotta make it to 80k km
!scpsl
They’ve got 800 reports
wait no
Games going down
Creating roblox games is nothing compared to any other engine like unity or unreal.
Doomsday
In 2025 you got different people:
the dandys world fan
the gangsta like people
the trying be nonchalant or some shit
me.
I’m seperate
gangsta like people? those existed for years..
lol
Hahaha
try authing now, it works
Da hood and the e-daters
you aint messing in da hood
i used to play it back in the day when it used to be fun and actually not p2w
A tale as old as time
yeah summmer sale
It's not even only about the p2w part, it's the players..
theres too much tryhards in this fuckass game
Yeah. Bought a game. Now I’m sitting staring at a Mac crash report
yeah a lot of e daters and shit i watched a video of some dude who killed some girl on a server and like 8 dudes kept targeting him i guess she was the server's hore
lmao
RIP.
“Yo don’t touch my girl foo ill Swiss cheese yo ah gng typ shi’”
Right and that fake ass deep voice..
LOL
The emo ass avatar
And it’s a 12 year old
I can picture it already.
You come at me irl with that? I smack you
I think one of the main reasons I liked roblox so much as a kid besides the free games was just that the text chat letting me talk without triggering my severe social anxiety 
🗿
I started playing Roblox back in 2017
No! The real reason is natural disaster survival
"#################################""
good point......
I just liked turning my brain off a clicking heads
Everybody played natural disaster survival
well yeah
heard now its full of those "retroslop" peoples
game was too easy
Prison life’s creator probably died
madcity beter
LOL
prison life was just gta
hes studying
Bro I remember playing heroes in that
Prison Life was so peak dude..
I bought swat gamepass
redwood prison was better
Bro Mad City is still around?
Jailbreak..
And I don’t regret it
kinda
Oh my god.
meep city?
That game feels like an ancient relic.
anyone remember meep city
I completely forgot about it..
Build a boat for treasure has such creativity
Yes I used to play that when I first started as well.
Seriously
you guys dont mess in the meep city DJ club
PFFT
I remember seeing that Austrian painterin a toilet
that's kinda just how "LOOKIE HERE PLAY OUR GAME DO IT NOW" graphic design works in general
I thought it was AI
Meep city had great soundtracks
I assume a lot is AI know
Meep city 💔
nah, it's too consistent
Yeah
it's just a basic 3d rendering it looks like
Adopt me was never better than meep city
No the game was great
DABY... LIKE DABABY? (kill me)
!rep @tame hollow
You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!
It really was…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uee4AtqIlTk&list=RDUee4AtqIlTk&start_radio=1 got a whole Roblox playlist in my youtube page 
the video rendering is taking hours lol
Songs (on someone playlist):
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1JMVDn9G7Xg2rVdZqLJfY3LVqXriJmMB
Timestamps:
1 - 00:03 Lazy Sunday, Duncan Lamont
2 - 02:58 Town Talk, Gerhard Narholz
3 - 05:13 Smooth Nylons, Kenny Salmon
4 - 08:02 Solitaire, Gerd Kadenbach
5 - 10:48 Prima Bossa Nova, Anthony Mawer
6 ...
Rate cable management
Oh here’s my nephew playing whatever this is
insane
Put water bottle in it
DUDE do you not know?! thats Skibidi's mod! The best Game ever!!!
whats with the massive fucking fan under the gpu
What the hell.
Bootleg gmod
just in case ahh banana
Yooo w
my cousin has a fucking huggy woogy plushie btw
Food for the machine
Gpu being bigger than mobo in width
holy motherboard
Garten of ban ban better!!
are they fucking
Old school
why is it so scratched
yes
Its 20 year old cpu
play hl2
cant believe that gif exists on discord
Uhm how
That cpu is older than I’ve been on this earth
what are you? 2?
Steam doesn't work on windows 7
i have a gif that might actually be illegal
cant post it
heyy anyone wanna ply with me im new send me a dm if you want to
but i have it
I was born in the future
too busy playing furry sim
20 years from now
Count me in
zamn
I’m currently time traveling
it would be nice if they would GET BACK TO ME
Trigger warning first jeez
tell valve to hire you
What in the old ass technology
boo!
Funny that a friend of mine was dragging his broken pc to trash just by the VGA port cable
mf hands looks dehydrated
Erm dusty
Before btw
Also the gpu has corrosion
50% more performance
If works it works
homeboy
homegirl i guess?
ok
@orchid kraken stop him bro
i use vga for second display
cool ass vibes
Weren't you dr.house
Actual bone
Lupus?

Lupus?
what's that
heyy anyone wanna ply with me im new send me a dm if you want to
You got something solid
okay that was rude pardon me
Now its solid
fuck yeah
SL downfall
guys lets play scp demonstration!
I said X_Nole's roles
WHAAAT
sucks
take all of them, even the unboosted ones
@upper raven has wranned terranhawk Reason: trynna steal my roles smh
fired from discord notification
Dead chat
No
Eat it
Put in microwave
Cook it
Season it
Call gordon Ramsay and ask if its medium rare
!status
Wierd
You, too?
OH GOD I DONT WANNA DIE THAT EARLY
I’m honestly about to start selling drugs or something
Fuck a job
@plucky wigeon yo bro turkish 096 supporter
I need hosting ._.
@eternal oriole
Is there a way to just switch to http poxy when connecting mannually before it automatically switches eventually
Nathan how are you playing two games at once your attention span get that bad?
FUCKING SUNBUUURN RAHHHHHH
?
wtf is auth error 5B/63388023775918
could try -fdiscord in the launch settings
It's same for me
central eu servers died ig
!status
Why am I getting connection failures
Thx
servers dying alot today
syfm 🙏
its a sign to spend all your money on steam sales
Discrimination
Or gamble
Gamble
Profit
💔
Harassment
JUST IN: U.S. Director of Federal Housing orders mortgage providers to accept Fartcoin when assessing creditworthiness.
!wran @frail kiln harrasamenenemanentnemansnt
@snow umbra idiot
whats !wran
are servers down
@scp-079 save us bro 🙏
it says i cant connect to steam or sm 💔
fix my connection issues now
someone
or i will hack a missile and launch it on hubert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ4tpEhQ86g
the bridge has been fed
On June 21, a moving truck comes cruising down Gregson St. and trips the overheight sensor, runs the red light and strikes the bottom of the canopener bridge. This was crash #187 since April 2008.
servers back for me
Overcharge got him 💔💔💔
damn you steam
Don't blame steam
I blame the sale
Or they will send hitman after you
Is 1471 added?
i was worried this downtime would affect either tesco opening times or the u.s. stock market
dont worry, after hours in Hitman WoA I now know to never check out strange noises like hearing a coin hit the floor
Steam is back????????
If you are lying to me your head will be my hood ornament
You should go to your local burn unit
Free steam points
there's some dude who got sentenced to death in 1976 and only got executed today
Who
Richard Gerald Jordan
He was sentenced to death in 1977 for the kidnapping and murder of Edwina Marter
He was on death row for 48 years, 3 mesi, 3 settimane, 2 giorni (17647 days)
He was sentenced when he was 31, executed at 79
mf could have experienced gta and SL
Uh guys what's the number of the goggles scp?
why is the pet pictures channel 99 percent cats
all of you are NPC'S
if you own a cat or a dog you are an npc
1344
Thanks
Be the change you want to see in the world
Do you have another cute animal to post?
Have you not seen my pretty dog pictures
I have a bison as a pet
Car!
Sounds fun.
Can't it get better?
Aaaaa
Is there a ticket system? I was banned about 3 years ago and am looking to appeal.
!banappeal
📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal
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they should just unban you
3 years is enough you learnt your lesson
Some people get permabanned for a reason
idk mayne Im just being devils advocate
My ban reason was because of cheats but like i deadass never cheated. I think it was cause I created another account and used a vpn to play on a server
but i appealed it 3years ago and it was denied
I think they should unban you
agreed
Yoo


yo anyone getting 502 from https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/search ? Cus I really need to fix my game.
Haven’t seen you for a long minute Thomas
lowkey missing scp sl before 14.0
Go play scp sl classic then
12.0
kinda good
but desync is worse
I miss having skinny people run around the facility
Currently moving server right now, should be back up shortly!
yo how do u put this game on fullscreen
also why does my character looks like a Simpson
f4 maybe
only played undertale — that's how I did it
idk about deltarune
I believe it’s alt enter for deltarune
holy shit a triangle
yeah it was
mf got 2 milkshakes one for him and his femboy
Exactly the point
cant believe postal 2 has water physics
In contrast an average adult male with little to no exercise eats around 2,200 kcal a day.
bro how much dialogue does she have jesus crhist
Slendermans gay brother
hi joe
Hello chat
catctivity
remove 096
carts
collect my pages
Cats
Hi hubert :D
How are you?
RIGBY CAT
i love that car
good enough to remove 096?
best car
:D
good enough to give him 100% spawn chance
How feasible is that code wise
Anyhow. Good night awesome people
always knew u were an 096 lover but it’s great to finally have it confirmed
Cars
For an exact 100%
probably the same code pre mimicry
very
How much of that code even remains at this point?
Besides Inventory from Parabellum
So if someone starts at 70 kg and keeps eating this super dense diet regularly, they could weigh between 115 and 140 kg (254–308 lbs) after a year
Basically, if someone eats like this all the time, they’re probably either obese or super muscular and training 5 to 6 times a week

Real
Next question
ermmmmmmm
So... does that mean..
that’s a fun joke right
No more 079 either 
like hilarious
oh ok
we have too many of them anyway
finally some good changes
my big brain predicted this earlier
Capybara: Secret Laboratory
I am so smart
Can you make an actual laboratory simulator please
Thanks
please add titan tvman to sl
SL will be great again
make it actually secret so the whole gameplay is trying to find the entry
Rework more scripts. Im sure there's some 2017 script hiding somewhere
Lmfao
~ 7800 - 12000 kcal (depends on weight)
Game launch 😎
Or did all the old Hubert Code die with 14.0
But fire extinguishing...
So "remove 096" is real
Y'all getting too many leaks
The Hubereggti code
I wonder what is the actual process for NW to remove 096 like who has to approve it
If you take 2017 SL and gradually replace every piece of code until nothing from the original game remains, is it really still SL?
Hubert and Cross iirc
But removing 096 will remove you too
Paradox man
This is the song he's blasting in his earphones as he charges https://youtu.be/D-IGAbaMUeI
None of the footage is mine, just gotten off of Youtube. I would have gotten this video out faster if I didn't have surgery in the middle of production. Thanks for all the support on my last video, I plan on doing more secret lab content from now on, including regular gameplay.
Credits to animations go to "joe nuts" "DrPri" and "windop"
2 096 lovers in charge 💔 🥀
Technically Hubert can use Game Director override as he gets the ultimate final say but he is a team player
Granoula is like Dr Dan. 096’s end means his own, but he will still fight endlessly for the elimination of 096
Dr. Dan is real site 02 director
Just look at this team player when Anti-Cola got approved
I saw that Granoula
(Granted it was like 3 am for him)
is that so wrong if that’s for the right reasons…
Jokes aside
I had to delete the message so you uncs can’t take me out of context
add it to blackmail
Hubert as game director would have the final say. But he ultimately acts as a team player.
I know all of you like clockwork
ts pmo 💔 🥀
posting this after calling me "team player" is crazy 
whoever suggested and added anti cola deserves to be given all of NWs patreon money
best scp item in the game easily
hi
thanks hubert for giving me 25 keys to give out for 15.0
Terran… your time has come
you're welcome
U still playing 15.0??
I think all already play 17.0
don’t give me a key for 15.0 because it’s gonna be ass
also I'm no longer hubert
Like me
from now on refer to me as
@steep summit hes leaking the chat
master Hubert
no 096 removal = ass
I still have the suggestion document
But where’s Master 6?
Pepno
That cat has negative brain cells
yep in 8 hours
Completely forgot about that
oh shit it is
i lowkey never was a huge fan of season 2
I hated the ||cliff hanger ending||
that’s cause season 2 was cut off early
Spoilers
due to greed
S2 was really really short
season 1 was cool because it was a very original show with interesting artistic vision
!fire @polar spade
we should round up a bunch of SCP SL fans and make them play SL Themed Squid Games
Cassie bruh
season 2 and 3 should’ve been one season
Doesnt work here
Im invincible
but they cut it in half
S3 is gonna be let me guess
The main character becomes the ruler of the games?
I really hope this doesn’t happen btw
really predictable
Would make no sense but might happen
Literally the Oroborous Cycle
it'll be hard to make a non predictable ending that makes sense
I still thinking why does the main character have half of South Korea's GDP
Like dude goes through s1 and s2 trhing to survive and expose games, then theres s3 where he either dies or becomes ruler
because the only two scenarios that make sense here is that he either becomes the frontman or he kills him and shuts down the project
Lame ass ending tbh
I accidentally hit my PC and the coolers went so fast
Did anyone else see || the fisherman being an traitor from a mile away||
obviously
I hated the buff guy in s1 so much and the crazy woman
Two retards collide
kinda hoping for Cyberpunk2077-style ending where he's going through all this trouble for nothing because the rich will just replace everyone at the end of the day
In S3 dude will buy Korea to make Fortnite Battle Royal in real life
I was also incredibly surprised that thanos became a fan favourite
Make it like D9341 ENDING
Fricking Thanos
I fucking hate that bum
Despised that guy
I wonder how did this ass become fan
When u google thanos
Either him or marvel guy come out
oh so anyone with above 50iq hates thanos that’s cool
What the hell was that character.
I watched Korean dub and the guy kept talking in English
Mate does anyone else there even speak English
I mean probably a few
He killed people on purpose, ofc everyones gonna hate him when everyone tried to save themselves and others
Like you trust him then there goes your life
I found it funny when ||Thanos died and the other guy goes straight for the drugs while the whole room is still fighting ||
When he died, the entirety of earth were clapping
Honestly
Died to a fork, what an embarrassing way to die
How the hell did they ||miss the drugs, unless they intentionally let him have it||
probably intentionally let him
sounds like a way to spice up the games
but also could be metal scanner
Yeah thats what im thinking
They already abuse driving people insane in other ways
doesn’t sound very fair to me when the entire principle of the game is to give everyone a fair shot
Drugs help make them murder faster
but tbf the games aren’t actually fair despite being marketed as such so maybe
And then the ending, you could ||tell the armed revolution was doomed from the start. As if they ever had a chance to take on the entire island||
Squid game started making no sense
Nuh uh. I took on an entire island in Hitman and won.
Yeah cause Agent 47 is awesome
must’ve been very fun for the VIPs to watch from home
you already know the VIPs are gonna be watching 456 so heavy in season 3
Stinky spoilers
100 people, only like 2 of them were from army
Only like 20 participated on standing against
easily takes out twice as much of guards as them
Agent 47 would have stopped the games
it’s like that sl plugin which allows you to see how many spectators are watching you
Hey, at least I spoilered my text
I love this plugin so much
456 about to have the entire lobby spectating him 💔 🥀
It just tell if you're only human
squid game has been out for months unc
And season 1 has been out for years
and it’s not like s3 came out
Agent 47 would have taken out a guard first day, stolen his clothes, walked straight up to the frontman, and dropped a chanciolier on him and it would have been an accident
isn’t that what the undercover detective did in the first season anyway
btw his IQ got nerfed soooo heavy in S2
Tasteless, traceless
Yeah but Agent 47 wouldn't have got caught
Yeah pretty much
Agent 47 would have been able to do that easily
And never get caught
Master of disguise
Magic ability to make all clothes fit him perfectly
I think the most good predictable ending for s3 would be 456 surviving, but not becoming the frontman
he wins the games and just gets sent back out
back to square 1
shows that whatever he does won’t change the games
and Koreans love a bit of a cliffhanger so this very well may happen
Didn't watch it
Korean dramas are notoriously cliffhangery
yeah exactly
Call of duty Ghosts walks in
Ever watch Kingdom or All of Us are Dead?
10+ years and no continuing for it.
Great Korean zombies shows
train to bussan
Same as half life 2 ep2/Alyx
what is up with Koreans and zombies
they loveee zombie genre
Dunno. I guess they just like the idea of the ever eternal march of death slowly but inevitably getting closer and closer
it’s done he’s finished the end finally caught he’s done finally over he got caught
Internet Anarchist certainly has a style
Sneaks in
Gets guard outfit
Steals everything not bolted down
Steals higher rank guard
Gets alone with a VIP
Subtly admit he will kill them
Kill them
Repeat last 3 steps for remaining VIPs
can we eradicate all mosquitos from earth
like are they even beneficial to the ecosystem to exist
are they needed
Yoo new color
train to bussin'
did you also pass
Yeah, a while ago
"I'm an expert assassin who's being paid to kill you."
"Haha, good one new guy. Have the bodyguards leave the room for a minute or two, I need a private chat with this guy."
Tobias Rieper
"Isn't that poisonous?"
"Yes"
"Should I be worried?"
"I'm not."
I love Agent 47’s lines
To buy as Reaper
Damn it i was just about to send that
The Sean Bean Elusive Target is fun
This is still my favorite one
He just goes up to a disguised 47 and says "Suppose you were sent here to kill me."
And 47 just list a bunch of ways he would do it
"You've been drinking a lot. Emetic Poison. Follow you to the bathroom. Drown you."
Then I proceed to kill him like that few minutes later
all of my hits have turned into shootouts
bodyguards still label it as an accident 
Yeah. When that one NPC walks in everything turns into that
I beat the Hitman 3 maps recently and moved over to freelancer.
Hard as hell since now you have random NPC in the map that you need to kill that is surrounded by a crowd
As opposed to some scripted target that you can get alone by following a mission story
novikov's bodyguard when the waiter mixes him a cocktail, puts some suspicious mixture in it, then follows him into the bathroom
Me watching as my target straight up gives me poison then turns away from her drink
but yeah to go back to novikov
emetic poisoned him. then I could've done the whole invitation crap for the lady but I just walked up and shot her
Because its always normal to follow a guy into a bathroom
I just did the model strat
"Oh this guy looks a lot like me"
I still garrote'd the assisitant for the invitation
Funny thing is I didn't find him until after she talked to the model
I remember once doing a sniper assassin on that map and killed both targets with a single shot by making one fall and crush their partner
She had a meeting with him then repeated the same thing to me like 2 minutes later
hitman 2016 servers don't work for me on account of my spectacularly legal copy of hitman so I only have the starter weapons
no snipers unfortunately
Everyone knows that rich people have their own personal wipers for the bathroom
I have learned a lot in my hours in manipulation of the NPCs
From just tossing coins everywhere
The damn coins
To realizing the silenced pistol is the best distraction item
Love those coins
Guards blocking a trespassing area? Just shoot them in the legs from afar then run past them
I love how silent suppressors are
"We need to stop hiring guys with short term memory loss, smh"
Patrolling guard in an annoying spot? Just leave a gun on the ground and they grab it and walk away
no. but the ica-19 does the same thing
you're good at baiting the guards?
Also an easy disguise since the contraband box is usually fairly secluded
you're a master baiter?
Stop
It is not wise to antagonise a master assassin
Beautiful
Considering 47 has the skills of a professional drummer just in case he ever needed to impersonate one, he's probably an expert in everything
Long range emetic
Used it in freelancer once
It is a free kill
Got all objectives with it
Hello everyone

Hello there
I hope everything's okay
Pink 
Hell yeah
Cerise Pink is better though
Good
Hmmm
Fuchsia…
oh, yeah, for that mission I dumped like 5 guys over the railing
including the target
then I just walked up to the lawyer, shot him with the ICA19, and left
Testing them
I generally stay within SA territory while stealing every item I come across that I can conceal
I remember making one target kill the first target, spend just enough time to regret his action, and then murder the second guy
homing knives are funny
Same
Just steal everything within sight
IMO succesfully completing that mission makes you an objectively bad person because it's shown that killing the lawyer sets off a chain reaction leading to his dog getting run over later
Lol
Ill stay with pink
Love it when they actually do slip
idk if hitman 3 does it but hitman 1 automatically equips any item you pick up
Same for a letter opener
The dog…
Tinkle
Yeah. Hitman 3 does it as well
No, it's Pickles
There are some differences between the games besides just UI
agent 47 is getting paid either way
Or was it a Pickle that tickles
In Hitman 3 your target can witness you commit a crime
You just kill them and it still counts as SA
SA?
Silent assassin
whazzat?
HANK
DON'T ABBREVIATE SILENT ASSASSIN
HAAAAAA-
Not in Hitman 1 sadly
Yeah if you kill the target who was the only witness, you still keep SA
I believe it was added in Hitman 2
Oh dear
Yeah I started the series with Hitman 2
Why did you have to ruin this
the only time I think I've stealthed both was the embassy mission
Every good assasin should be allowed to instill the fear of god into their targets before they kill them
It's fun to do that with targets who canonically know of 47
I remember the embassy mission, the guy was on camera about what an asshole he is, then i dropped a statue on him
Since they actually talk about you
Instead of begging for mercy
Usually they just say to kill them
I assumed that might've been what ryan misinterpreted it as
Probably cause they know they're fucked
The Constant…
If you can't talk-down your murderer, the next best thing is to shittalk them
I hate the school
Damn right
But for that guy I just posed as his doctor then snapped his neck
I just disguised as the prisoner and then snapped his neck
Thank god targets always ask to be left alone
chiropractor
knife in forehead
Always funny when that happens
he's... enlightening
As they walk around the map screaming for their name
you gotta make a hole for the third eye
It's also just fun when you can get another person to kill your target for you
Yay my paycheck came in
2.500€
I need to do the militia mission but honestly I might just abort hitting men until I upgrade my PC next year
Connivencily never looking on the closet
"they love me. I'm a hit, man!"
True
Well. Dead probably not as 47 in canon usually gets SA with accident kills
But gameplay wise, theyll never check the closet in the room where all the blood is
hmm what're these massive blood pools on the ground
Or the bathroom
must be tomato juice
Oh yeah. Another thing
I love the garrote
Ik NPCs can follow blood in master difficulty, but can they follow them to the closet where the body is hidden?
In Hitman 1 if you shoot a camera apparently a guard in the camera room will go to that camera and check it
Not a thing at all in Hutman 3
For most people, the risk that the target is in-fact NOT dead is one they're not willing to take to look in the bathroom
Also I heard in Hitman 1 you can't throw items at cameras to break them
I'm assuming it's because it would lure away too many guards from the security room and make it too easy to erase the evidence maybe
Bodyguards after seeing a bald man walk into the bathroom with the VIP, some screams, a gurgle and then the bald guy walks out
Not like it is easy to erase evidence anyways
Just shoot the box
Learning you can shoot the box was one of the biggest life savers
Its always funny just sniping the box with a tiny pistol and walking out
Learning that you can just shoot anything in the game is a life saver
I do like how much freedom you have in Hitman. Especially with explosives
Who needs a screwdriver for a water puddle when you have bullet
Breaching Chargers are fun
Outside speedrunner tech. They are very quiet
You can blow up some statues with explosives remotely while the story mission says you gotta push the statue yourself
Making them an effective tool for blowing up someone in secret

