general-chat

[flint arrow]

yeah

i think there is an auth server issue

rqstsgn - response

[sleek estuary]

screenshot?

[flint arrow]

sec

[sleek estuary]

servers look fine rn, so likely client side

[flint arrow]

could be, restarted client

is the client<-> master connection over http?

[sleek estuary]

not sure

[flint arrow]

can't put photos here

[sleek estuary]

#media-posts

[flint arrow]

put it in media

[simple abyss]

in that case afaik a simple restart solves the issue #media-posts message

[sleek estuary]

yeah

or restarting steam/pc

[flint arrow]

restarting steam to double-check

[sleek estuary]

the top image (timeout) can be caused due to internet connection not being great

[flint arrow]

I have a uplink & downlink of 600Mbit/s, i do get ping spikes since i'm on Wifi but that's rare, at high usages (500Mbit/s)

so not the case, let me check now

still an issue after restart

[lethal scroll]

There is a town in Newfoundland called dildo

It has a mascot

Captain dildo

[unreal shadow]

gotta rank up

[noble crater]

Hello

[wide flame]

!patreon

[snow umbra]

https://www.patreon.com/HubertMoszka

[noble crater]

Guys

whats this

Bro

[tranquil jolt]

wait

if 939 is blind how is he affected by a flashbang

[lethal scroll]

Noise

Maybe

[noble crater]

not exactly

You can look the wikipedia

[tranquil jolt]

In game

[noble crater]

What

what do you want to say

Are you asking about the role part

Or

In game

[wind basalt]

flashbang
irl, they detonate loud enough to make you deaf for minutes

also dog does have “eyes,” they’re just not conventional jelly-based ones like most animals have

so they’re presumably really sensitive

[noble crater]

Where did you find this information?

[tranquil jolt]

thought he had no eyes

[torn wyvern]

iirc the article says 939 has empty eye-socket like openings lining its head

[noble crater]

No one knows the truth

[wind basalt]

eye pits iirc

[wind basalt]

operational log, its in-game

[noble crater]

I understand

[wind basalt]

they’re not really “eyes” but they are visual organs

[noble crater]

Do you know what makes an eye eye?

[orchid kraken]

@wind basalt

[wind basalt]

why have I been pung

[orchid kraken]

Should i feel scared?

https://tenor.com/view/bellebows-tiktok-dog-funny-silly-gif-26293491

[torn wyvern]

Wild

If I had to guess they're a femboy so you probably should be

[celest crest]

Pizdec

[wind basalt]

they’re either a femboy, scammer or murderer

[orchid kraken]

Same thought

[celest crest]

It's the same thing.

[orchid kraken]

Checked the profile

Its a minor.

WHY

BRO

[wind basalt]

nah scammers have less integrity

[orchid kraken]

I deleted the dm request before even checking

[celest crest]

You saved your life, bro

✊✊✊✊

[orchid kraken]

Im scared bro

Im deadass scared of any femboy to exist

I just hear that one boss music appear inside my head once i get those mf to dm me

[tardy walrus]

@sleek estuary

[orchid kraken]

This too bro

[celest crest]

Read МГЕ-Страшилки before going to bed, and everything will be fine.

[orchid kraken]

Nah

Not the mge

[orchid kraken]

https://youtu.be/9QvJg0Fp4eg?si=jYNKb7XQPyu6BGfp

[somber raptor]

hmm i have a setting in my mouse that allows me to set one of the side buttons to "quick fire" (basically it spams left click at ~12 CPS), if i use it in R6 do you think it's not allowed?

[bronze elm]

anyone else experiencing server issues

[gaunt talon]

How fast is 12 clicks per second

[celest crest]

https://youtu.be/oHvGPF_RM6U?si=vJoEO4WMRWGor3lZ

[orchid kraken]

Imagine clicking 12 per second

[tardy walrus]

not that fast

[gaunt talon]

I can't imagine how long a second can be

[tardy walrus]

is there even a point of using it

u dont need that much cps to play r6

[somber raptor]

• i'm a blitz main

[lunar siren]

Type shi

[tardy walrus]

bruh

[somber raptor]

like 60% of the time on attack i'm using a fucking P12

[true sky]

clicking 78 per second

[tardy walrus]

just blind them

[lunar siren]

🚿

Boo

[true sky]

j*b

[gaunt talon]

Job

[lunar siren]

Employment

[somber raptor]

for reference, my max speed while spamming with one finger is like 6 CPS, with 2 fingers 8 CPS, with both hands about 11 CPS

[true sky]

jb applcation

[bronze elm]

SLUR USAGE

[tardy walrus]

have u tried butterfly clicking

[somber raptor]

no

[tardy walrus]

try it

[somber raptor]

i have no clue how to do that

[tardy walrus]

search on youtube

[somber raptor]

it's like this

[true sky]

autoclick detacted

[lunar siren]

👨‍💼 👷 🧑‍🏭 👨‍⚕️ 🚿 🤽‍♀️ 🌊

[true sky]

🧑‍⚕️

[somber raptor]

i get 8

let's see if CS2 detects it as 'input automation'

[lunar siren]

Fuck i jumpscared myself they are all ginger

[sleek estuary]

mid interview and i got 20 ppl pinging me

wth

[tardy walrus]

dms

[sleek estuary]

l literally got 10 pings bro

[strong dune]

Im sorry to hear that you guys were hired

[true sky]

j*b interview

[strong dune]

Must be hard going to w*rk

[sleek estuary]

🗿

[true sky]

j*b

[strong dune]

And adding like

14 lines to the sl code

[sleek estuary]

15* actually

[strong dune]

@tardy walrus how many lines of code did you add

[tardy walrus]

around the same amount

[strong dune]

Show your code

[tardy walrus]

im under nda

cant do that

[strong dune]

Spread your if’s statements

[true sky]

pussy

[strong dune]

Awwww man

[glad grove]

I there gonna be a 049 rework?

[shrewd gull]

Yes

[glad grove]

What's it gonna be like

[shrewd gull]

The public doesn’t know yet

Northwood keeps everything to an insider knowledge level

[orchid kraken]

@glad grove

[glad grove]

Yes

[lunar lodge]

anyone wanna join me for an scp game?

[orchid kraken]

Peak show

Its boring

[quick idol]

wait i fouund it

[tawny vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-cat-discord-funny-gif-25546951

[reef marsh]

Guys is it true the moment we get a female skin is the moment we will get the "sex update"?

[reef marsh]

Sex as in gender

[tawdry coyote]

Yall don't fw peak like I do

[serene coyote]

bubert 1 year ago

[strong dune]

Where did the years go

[somber raptor]

This is the place i'll be going to for two weeks in July with our airsoft club (there won't be snow, this photo was from march)
No phones, no pcs or consoles
Just pure company: airsoft in the woods in the morning, medieval fighting (swords, maces, shields, bows, spears...) in the afternoon, card games and other stuff in the evening with the 60 other people that'll come here, 5 meals a day, wake up at 7 AM, go to bed at midnight

[shrewd gull]

https://tenor.com/view/blonde-guy-sword-blonde-guy-blonde-guy-pulling-sword-meme-richard-williams-richard-williams-animated-comercial-gif-4562336412789524812

[wind basalt]

We already have a female playable character

[wind basalt]

you are living out my absolute dream goddamn

have fun

[orchid kraken]

I read it as
Chinese arrival

[tawny vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/sea-slug-seaslug-bunny-gif-19060004

understandable, to be honest

[pale moss]

heyy no way really?

meant to reply to the message under mb

but like is it gonna be part of a major update or is gonna be in a minor update like 14.2 for example

[glad grove]

I wonder what the rework will change

[pale moss]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407010042707989/1370912611566354542/1b7237c9-3cb1-46c0-a000-2f6db7efc064.gif

[gilded timber]

There's no information on when an 049 rework will happen

[lethal scroll]

Ded

[pale moss]

i believe it in my heart it will come next year around the middle of the year❤️

[orchid kraken]

Only mf that hasnt changed since scp sl release

[pale moss]

they call me the prophet

they dont but yk

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407010042707989/1370912611566354542/1b7237c9-3cb1-46c0-a000-2f6db7efc064.gif

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/crysis2-crysis-nanosuit-after-the-battle-gif-13579287

Imagine if new scp sl rework came and nw gave 3d animators little contest, best trailer made for reworked 049 will be official trailer

[eager wadi]

@tame hollow

[pearl shard]

Nazi pfp

To the shredder with you

[upper geode]

Add this guy to this game

[polar spade]

Mario.exe

[strange leaf]

this is ridiculous, mario would never try to murder his own brother

[inland wasp]

“You thought the koopa worked alone?”

[wind basalt]

nazifurs are something alright 💀

[inland wasp]

[willow wren]

pipe it down there

ur nothin but a boy

a little boy

[wind basalt]

[pearl shard]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1358067920823124050/1359024501827829893/the-swarm-gloop.gif

[wind basalt]

the woke left? shame, I didn’t even get to say goodbye 😔

[willow wren]

whatr you ON about bro 😭

[pearl shard]

https://tenor.com/view/furries-furry-changed-changed-game-pat-gif-25341438

[willow wren]

like what am i supposed to respond to that with

[pearl shard]

oh is that what the fox and wolf emotes mean in his pfp?

[wind basalt]

I’m assuming that’s the case

[willow wren]

think that actually means therian

[astral ibex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/980498431829241937/1369463948562137200/hi_mods2.gif

[shrewd gull]

What happened

[shrewd gull]

[pearl shard]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1204848159088709652/1349841788025966592/helldivers-2-killed.gif

[shrewd gull]

I remember what happened on SCP offical

[pearl shard]

you got banned for having a nazi pfp?

[shrewd gull]

Apparently

The mods were really nasty despite me being nice and a rule abiding citizen

[pearl shard]

yeah they do that

if you have nazi shit as your pfp, it's an insta ban

regardless

even if you never typed a single message

which I fully support

Nazi punks GTFO

[shrewd gull]

To each their own

[pearl shard]

you can't say that in regards to having a nazi as your pfp

[shrewd gull]

What if my family history is Wehrmacht tho

[pearl shard]

then your family is shit

are they proud of it?

[shrewd gull]

Yes my family has wartime photos

[pearl shard]

cause if they have a shred of decency, they'd try to hide that as much as possible

I don't think you should keep photos of your family members being in the army that was known to be evil

[delicate bramble]

Drop 14.1 tomorrow

I need

Scp fall damage

To be a thing

Right now

[eager wadi]

so no one

[shrewd gull]

I forgot that was a thing

[astral ibex]

[delicate bramble]

It’s very good I need it to be real

So many Scps could’ve just died and ended the game

Without the round lasting another 10 minutes

[shrewd gull]

The new spawnwave system tho

Mid

[tiny tinsel]

The wehrmacht... not necessary evil

Sure

Hitler's army

But he's not using it to spread hate

[lean totem]

clean wehrmacht is a myth

[tiny tinsel]

Night of the long knives wasnt a pure trust gain

[pearl shard]

What

[lean totem]

can you translate

[tiny tinsel]

Oh you dont know about history?

[lean totem]

i dont get the last 5 words

[tiny tinsel]

Oh please

You can

[lean totem]

"wasn't a pure trust gain"

i have genuinely no idea what this means

[pearl shard]

Yeah what

[tiny tinsel]

It didnt gain the entire wehrmacht's trust

Not every soldier stopped questioning hitler after that

In fact it just made paranoid soldiers even more paranoid

Back to the main point: Henry isnt a nazi

[lean totem]

i have no idea the point you're trying to make

[tiny tinsel]

@shrewd gull how many of your family members were members of the nsdap?

[shrewd gull]

I do not get the unprovoked aggression

[tiny tinsel]

Hey what the hell is even going on

[shrewd gull]

None that I can recall

[pearl shard]

Did those soldiers still fight

[tiny tinsel]

That the wehrmacht was someway clean

Not at all

[lean totem]

you're trying to argue it was?

what

[tiny tinsel]

But still

[lean totem]

why are you defending the guy with a nazi pfp

[tiny tinsel]

Sigh

[pearl shard]

"c'mon guys! They were just following orders!"

[shrewd gull]

My profile is Wehrmacht wojak because my family history is fascinating

[tiny tinsel]

Did they support the party?

[shrewd gull]

But why personally hate on me

[pearl shard]

Because you have a Nazi pfp

[tiny tinsel]

Do you support nat socialism?

Henry come on

[shrewd gull]

They were farmers, they did not care about politics

[tiny tinsel]

Oh

[lean totem]

lmao

[pearl shard]

Classic

[bold jasper]

gonna ask yall to stop this conversation now

[tiny tinsel]

Fine

[shrewd gull]

Deal

[tiny tinsel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1053783932455374920/1192926913711329321/togif.gif?width=1193&height=671

[wind basalt]

THANK you

[amber lintel]

dude I opened up ONE TAB about herbert hoover

[inland wasp]

Wow

[maiden blaze]

Me watching the Class-D come up the elevator (I am going to open fire the second I see him)

[tawdry coyote]

How I stare at the D-class I found in entrance zone (he'll never reach the elevator in time)

[tardy locust]

@lean totem likes femboys

[sleek estuary]

bro what

bro did a drive by

joined, says marcus like femboys then leave

[latent jackal]

What a guy.

[lean totem]

who

what

[inland wasp]

His server tag was dlddy im not surprised-

[lean totem]

no mutual servers

????

[inland wasp]

Lmao???

[latent jackal]

How strange.
Anyways!

[fallow kite]

@lean totem you’re a femboy

see I’m different then the rest

[fossil oxide]

happy birthday Discord

[haughty blaze]

Happy Birthday

[shrewd gull]

Happy birthday

[sleek estuary]

ur 2 days late

[fossil oxide]

noooo

[valid silo]

Happy better be late than never discord birthday

And nw staff can shut it!!

[latent jackal]

[sleek estuary]

no fmod for you

[valid silo]

I don't need YOU for fmod

https://tenor.com/view/watch-your-tone-watch-yo-tone-lion-king-scar-lion-king-scrimky-gif-26840045

[sleek estuary]

😟

[inland wasp]

he'll make fmod whether you like it or NOT

graaaaaah

[subtle sundial]

who tf is discord

[fossil oxide]

can i have it instead

[valid silo]

AMEN

PRRACH YOUR GOOD WORD

[inland wasp]

HELL YEAH

[inland wasp]

greenname

[white crag]

when is northwood fixing the dummies

i need to make a scene quick and its only possible with the new dummy tools :(

[sleek estuary]

wym fixing dummies

[white crag]

nevermind, literally 3 minutes after i made this message i realized its just cst being cst
human dummies are invisible if you have previously joined a server, so you have to cst right after starting the game

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 1 hour, 35 minutes, 43 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[full pond]

Ligma balls

https://tenor.com/view/dr-manhattan-gif-18899941

[languid blade]

unpopular opinion: dont shoot at dboys unless they shoot at you first
keep your gun out but dont shoot first, detain if you can

[maiden blaze]

It was a joke. It's generally better to detain Class-D for the tickets, although I will execute them if I hear chaos coming at me. (It's better for the CD to be dead then for the chaos to get more tickets)

[languid blade]

yessir you get it

[wind basalt]

it’s way easier to survive being arrested by chaos as a scientist, than surviving being arrested by MTF as a CD

[tired nacelle]

i dont KOS unless i really want to feel powerful without having to apply as discord mod

its just more fun for all parties involved

[languid blade]

my general thought process is

is it before first spawn wave
if so
are they shooting at me
if not
detain
if so
blast em
if not
are we on surface
if so
are they detained
if so
let them get out
if not
blast em

[eager wadi]

@acoustic kraken @rich zinc called your cat wrong

[maiden blaze]

I havent gotten arrested as a scientist in months

[languid blade]

(aka: if its before first spawn wave, detain them, if after they will have a gun and you kill them)

[maiden blaze]

Oh and I should note if a CD is in heavy its a KOS immediately.

Esepcially in 14.1

[languid blade]

oh yea in 14.1 im gonna need to correct myself

then again, if they shoot me in the face i will blast em

[maiden blaze]

With a com-18, you might already be dead by then.

[languid blade]

my guns out and i can aim

plus, if they round the corner i can detain them first

is the com-15 or the com-18 20 damage on headshot

[lethal scroll]

preem view

[languid blade]

cause i remember one of them killing in 4 headshots

[polar spade]

COM-15 takes 6 headshots to kill against an armoured opponent

COM-18 i think is 3 with AP

!wiki COM-18

[snow umbra]

https://en.scpslgame.com/index.php?title=COM-18

[languid blade]

its the gun that spawns sometimes in the box in GR-18

[maiden blaze]

The draw time of a com-18 is .5 seconds. The human reaction time is 250ms. The com-18 does 21 damage on an unarmored body shot. This means you have around 250 ms to pull the trigger and kill em.

Basically im sayin its a coinflip

[languid blade]

i have great reaction times :)

[maiden blaze]

Oh and thats not even taking ping into account

[polar spade]

There's a lot of factors to take into consideration

But here's a tip, the FSP takes considerably longer to kill you if you wear combat armour

[maiden blaze]

Which after getting to heavy/330 a class-d could reasonably have

[languid blade]

oop

[polar spade]

If you have combat armour and a COM-18 and you can get the jump on them, its a pretty decent chance you can kill the guard

[languid blade]

GOD DAM NIT

[polar spade]

Blocked word?

[languid blade]

com-15 can kill in 2 headshots

[polar spade]

Unarmoured targets only

[maiden blaze]

We talking about the com-18

[languid blade]

yes

[maiden blaze]

Which spawns in heavy in 14.1

[polar spade]

So only if they have light armour with no helmet

[languid blade]

yes

however with com-18 it kills in more headshots (humorously)

[inland wasp]

[polar spade]

COM-18 can also get two tap headshots if you use JHP on an unarmoured target

Generally, the COM-18 is an upgrade to the 15 in every single way

Faster draw, higher firerate, more attachment variety

[inland wasp]

bwaaaa

!re

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[inland wasp]

Oh ye

Who wan rep

[polar spade]

Not me

[somber raptor]

you know what i hate the most about Clipchamp?

[polar spade]

Everything?

[somber raptor]

instead of saving the PATH to your media while editing, it saves the material on CACHE, meaning you not only get humongous amounts of cache, but also if that cache were to be corrupted or emptied you would have to re-add all the material (it wouldn't delete all the editing you made but you would have to find the clips because for everything it'll just say 'file not found' until you locate it again), which is especially annoying with copy-pasted images because you can't just locate them again you have to find them and re-add them

[somber raptor]

and by 'humongous amounts of cache' i mean that once my Clipchamp cache weighed 186 GB

[polar spade]

What

186?

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 1 minute, 41 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[inland wasp]

Dman

Damn

!rep uhh

[snow umbra]

Member "uhh" not found.

[inland wasp]

!rep @valid silo

[snow umbra]

You have just given @valid silo a reputation point!

[inland wasp]

Make feras mod

[valid silo]

With each rep I get

Feras mod is 1 nanosecond closer to release

!!!!

[somber raptor]

what if NW added slug rounds to the shotgun

[wind basalt]

Dragons breath

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

TCSG flashbacks

[somber raptor]

lol

add the BOSG 12.2 to SL

[idle shard]

!rep @sullen leaf

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 23 minutes, 42 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[idle shard]

Damn

[somber raptor]

so

uh

the server i play on has custom armor, yesterday i did some tests with damage

and uh... i calculated its armor efficacy on the head to be 1400%

[latent jackal]

holy shit

[somber raptor]

a revolver to the head does 63 damage instead of 140

a point-blank shotgun round does 48

[somber raptor]

WITH DOUBLE SHOT SYSTEM

now to calculate body armor efficacy

[somber raptor]

it's 1360%

wait wait what? i'm calculating it for other guns and i get different results

this armor got different armor efficacy depending on weapon or sum?

[tough tapir]

Add KS-23 to SL

Sweet sweet 4ga

[lethal scroll]

Fun fact
These lil guys are a very helpful bug

They may look creepy but they are a helpful fren who consumes pests like crickets, spiders, roaches, silverfish, ants, bedbugs, moths, flies, earwigs

[tough tapir]

House centipede

https://tenor.com/view/scutigera-house-centipede-centipede-bug-insect-gif-26297728

[valid silo]

They chill like that

Just like most spiders

[wind basalt]

spiders themselves consume pests but never get any recognition smh

“what if they bite me”
just… don’t touch them? they just chill in their web/corner all day

[lethal scroll]

Poor house centipede
Was laying in bed and he crawled onto me

Thought he was one of those fucking big black ants

[wind basalt]

I hate big ants

small ones are chill

[lethal scroll]

The only big ant I love is Lilith

This is Lilith

[buoyant helm]

i'm getting carried away during script writing

[somber raptor]

ok so i recalculated: apparently it has different efficacy with each weapon (or, more likely, increasing efficacy depending on damage)
it ranges from 113% with the COM-15 to 1411% with the Revolver, on average being ~414%

[somber raptor]

so basically something like?
/\_/
( o.o )
> ^ <

[buoyant helm]

sorta yeah

i was trying to make Niko from OneShot but

all i ended up with was just a regular cat

[orchid kraken]

Fun fact: I WILL FUCKING KILL THEM

[tight ermine]

@deft fjord it's time...

[tough tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760551870673846317/1316386242086174770/togif.gif

[valid silo]

True

Mikel where is the shotgun rework

[wind basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-kenobi-star-wars-not-cool-gif-13888502

[valid silo]

I still want mah 1 hand reload thing

CI marauder cocking the shotgun with 1 hand and being the most based CI ever

[wind basalt]

trepang2 reference fr

[somber raptor]

what? when you're racking your shotgun do you just push it against your chest and grab the fore-end with two hands like you're jerking off?

[valid silo]

That's what abel form the walking dead shoulda done

No I ment it as in

Ol reliable shotguns (as mikel posted)

[valid silo]

And the CI maruader either holding it and raking it super quickly by use of gravity

OR

He uses his leg as a base to rake the shotgun

Absloute peak

Mikel you BETTER be writing notes

[wind basalt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2pLmL8Oamc

this is what I’m talking about

[pseudo flower]

scp sosat

[somber raptor]

No Armor (left), normal Heavy Armor (middle) vs the server i play on's Custom Armor (right)

this custom armor apparently has different efficacy depending on damage dealt, with it having 1411% efficacy against Revolver and 113% against COM-15

[orchid kraken]

In 2030 scp sl will shut down

[rugged current]

No

this game

will stay alivee

[orchid kraken]

By the words of an certain person

This is fucking fuck

[tame hollow]

Frooog

[orchid kraken]

Where did u take screenshot of me retard

/jj

[orchid kraken]

Sup Fart

[somber raptor]

who's the guy that decided 'let's make armor that explodes when hit'

[gaunt talon]

Me

[somber raptor]

what if i put Explosive Reactive Armor on a medieval shield

[orchid kraken]

Would they explode when arrow hits them?

[tight ermine]

Depends on the explosive

[orchid kraken]

What if its explosive explosive?

[tough tapir]

Centurii spotted

[true sky]

what if its nuclear explosive explosive

[orchid kraken]

It will survive

[true sky]

and how about nuclear car explosive xen

[orchid kraken]

It will shatter

But survive

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-explosion-explodes-cat-explodes-gif-10311420692458175149

[strange niche]

Slam the shield on the ground while standing on it for movement tech

Results may vary

[orchid kraken]

SOMEONE UNSUBSCRIBED ME

WHO WAS THAT

WHO MADE ME GO FROM 1100 TO 1099

[valid silo]

dw

I'm gonna sub

[orchid kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/845982937585418240/1298289421027770408/orbitBrush.gif

[valid silo]

so like

it goes back to 1100

:D

[orchid kraken]

YAYYY

Thank you kind air

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/whirow-nvm-ur-content-sucks-arcade-assassin-funny-meme-gif-1223989353800674009

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-kind-sir-appreciated-thank-you-gif-12117711

[valid silo]

You jusr called me..

Air...

I'm unsubbing

Active immeditly

[orchid kraken]

NO NO NO

Sir

Sir

[valid silo]

Btw

Like

Man who sold the world is peak but like

If you could

Re do it with new models

So it's extra peak

[strange niche]

I am going to watch your video for 10 seconds then click off it

[orchid kraken]

Remake of remake

[strange niche]

Fuck your algorithm

[valid silo]

Yes

[strange niche]

[orchid kraken]

I will burn down your horse

[valid silo]

Horson

[strange niche]

She's fireproof

[wind basalt]

Hroms

[strange niche]

Slop Content

[orchid kraken]

My little horse

[tight ermine]

Never speak again

[orchid kraken]

I spoke.

[strange niche]

Guys

Help

I can't breath

[orchid kraken]

Why

[tame hollow]

💯

[strange niche]

This fucking appears at the top of my screen

[tame hollow]

[orchid kraken]

Why he peeking

Spying smh

[tight ermine]

Spy goodman

[orchid kraken]

Quincy

Stop this immediately

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/broom-broom-horse-horse-broom-horse-the-movie-the-horse-movie-gif-21532663

[tame hollow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/502217580937871370/868289626245312583/tinydemo.gif

[tight ermine]

We need to banish that character from this server

[tame hollow]

100

[orchid kraken]

Then I'll switch to another

You cant escape my curse

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-fish-looking-phone-disappointment-gif-23326574

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-mood-cat-facetime-cute-cat-gif-20748960

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/here-kitty-you-can-has-cheeseburger-gif-7210661951502365606

[orchid kraken]

MY reputation goes downhill each day i talk here

Goes up when post art goes down when i talk

Balance

[tight ermine]

Yeah pretty much haha

[tame hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1212057279034032180/1271007748766568560/your_actions.gif

[valid silo]

Already regreting me subbing

[orchid kraken]

Dont

I post peak

Teust

I have lot

[valid silo]

You do but goddamn it man

[orchid kraken]

EVERYONE HAS THEIR CONS

[eager wadi]

cant believe an old man is still watching a pony show

[orchid kraken]

I finished watching it

Just the stickers

After season 5 its hard watch

[eager wadi]

took you 5 seasons...

[tranquil jolt]

fuckass lag whenever im locked in

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-class-d-scp-sl-gif-18366324

[gentle beacon]

UwU

[eager wadi]

ew

[orchid kraken]

ew

[gentle beacon]

:3

[eager wadi]

up up here we go.

[orchid kraken]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/502217580937871370/868289626245312583/tinydemo.gif

[gentle beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-review-eepy-kitty-sleepy-cat-sleepy-kitty-gif-15376148450942612603

[eager wadi]

embed fail

tomato.

[gentle beacon]

!maid

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/small-cat-cat-dance-sleepy-kitten-pathetic-cat-kitten-hold-gif-2871114101866651462

[gentle beacon]

cute

[tame hollow]

https://imgur.com/1LC7phd

[strong dune]

You already know whos gonna pop out

[gentle beacon]

!clown

[tame hollow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1155125550541717504/1205425895053983754/E59321BC-A727-4EC4-9204-4DD36F4ABEEF-1.gif

[strong dune]

Thatd be me

https://tenor.com/view/the-deep-the-boys-gif-26305579

[gaunt talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1160557947152236544/1372893701743054928/image.png?ex=68286e65&is=68271ce5&hm=efd589c95630786e0840e0b454f5361f2ca42310d4184e9cef462687b921cd35&

[polar spade]

Hell yes

[gaunt talon]

Why did they change the download bar

I preferred the old one

[polar spade]

What did the old bar look like again?

[gaunt talon]

Wait

Searching for a screenshot somewhere

It told you how much mb it was at

Now it's just % complete

[polar spade]

Maybe its a setting you can change

[true sky]

fuckass monitor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDCPpONEEes

[buoyant helm]

i finished OneShot

for the second time

i want more Niko

[unreal gate]

INDIE CROSS!!!!

[buoyant helm]

i

haven't watched Indie Cross

i've heard about it though

[unreal gate]

you must..

[buoyant helm]

i wanna see Niko there

but

i'm

i'm gonna go watch it later sure why not

[unreal gate]

it's so peak

[buoyant helm]

where can i find it?

[unreal gate]

youtube

they appear in episode 2

but i still recommend watching episode 1 or you'd be confused

Episode 1
Episode 2

[buoyant helm]

i see Niko

i am now very intrigued

gonna add this to my backlog

i have that one Alya anime to finish then Das Boot

then AoT and this

okay maybe i'll finish up Indie Cross first over Alya

[buoyant helm]

what the f

moved to the bottom of my backlog then

[buoyant helm]

Niko's eight did she magically age like eight more years in Indie Cross

also quick question is Niko referred to any other word other than "they" or "Niko"

i wanna settle something

[unreal gate]

i dont remember

[buoyant helm]

also if you think about it

V1 is a Nikon

Nikon Niko

anyways

i have more pressing matters

[unreal gate]

https://antifandom.com/indie-cross/wiki/Episode_2/Transcript

the va is female though

[unreal gate]

no way..

[unreal gate]

||Shovel Knight: Much obliged, Niko. This shovel's been my trusty companion for a long time. I'm certain there must be something here that can fix it! ||

[buoyant helm]

guessing from what little of a screenshot i got i do kinda wish they found a way to keep Niko in a 2d pixel-artish style despite the others

that and the lack of a voice if they wanted to be true to OneShot but

eh

more Niko is more Niko and i'm not complaining

[unreal gate]

well the knight doesnt have a voice

[buoyant helm]

the hell is this BS then

[buoyant helm]

the VA being a female does kinda make sense though

if Indie Cross didn't do some reality time warping or whatever Niko should still be a kid as it all happens

[unreal gate]

yes

the va voiced niko as a kid

[unreal gate]

not what im called

[tough tapir]

The nub is the gift

[buoyant helm]

i'd say it's saved then

[unreal gate]

its peak..

https://tenor.com/view/niko-oneshot-molotov-niko-oneshot-throwing-gif-5831746746555983201

[minor goblet]

[unreal gate]

[minor goblet]

Yes

[unreal gate]

Your P ):

[polar spade]

Why is CASSIE typing

[unreal gate]

lore event

[hasty summit]

e

[woven nymph]

Who’s cassie?

[hasty summit]

the coolest guy ever

[polar spade]

Goddamn it

[hasty summit]

Goodman it

[woven nymph]

Are you a man or girl?

[polar spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428184084779499520/1372550526398500864/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp_9.mp4?ex=6828804a&is=68272eca&hm=0ad69994785adb705b7bde4dbe5550e433144d893bafec69260b068711753dc0&

[hasty summit]

Girl :3

[latent jackal]

[polar spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428184084779499520/1372738120205865031/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp_10.mp4?ex=6827dd80&is=68268c00&hm=77d13c4cbfb3b8b62199e04ec3a4971d21b3a4e4cf63d50d514414a6239ce117&

[woven nymph]

Ah

[true sky]

house you're fired

[valid silo]

Why is

Dino overseer...

Nvm I'm stupid

[true sky]

why arent you

[valid silo]

Too busy making fmod...

[true sky]

show preview

[latent jackal]

As if.

[orchid kraken]

Me when god sends someone to torture me for character development

[woven nymph]

Hi

[unreal gate]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hand-back-away-dog-leave-disgusted-gif-15798798190133447846

unironically using chatgpt

[unreal gate]

negative GPA behavior

[orchid kraken]

Whats bad with that?

ChatGPT gives u answer all in one rather than google giving u 100 of useless website

[orchid kraken]

The F students are innovators

[woven nymph]

Are you a furry?

[buoyant helm]

OneShot videos have invaded my recommendations

it's all Niko

and pancakes

[orchid kraken]

Yes?

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[buoyant helm]

what the hell happened man my feed was all about tanks and planes a couple of minute ago

[buoyant helm]

!rep @strange trellis

[snow umbra]

You have just given @strange trellis a reputation point!

[woven nymph]

Damn

[strange trellis]

thank you for the arbitrary internet point

[buoyant helm]

it is of my pleasure

[true sky]

mfs looking at you when you walk in the batthroom to piss instead of nox

[hasty summit]

Literal ASMR

[woven nymph]

Not working bro

[orchid kraken]

Nox?

[hasty summit]

you on mobile?

[true sky]

nox piss

[hasty summit]

if so i dont think mobile users can listen to it

[true sky]

surgery? this shit sounds like a toolbox with brocolli

[mystic tundra]

Ooo

I love ASMR

totally

[woven nymph]

Yep

[hasty summit]

SimpleWolf : D

[strange niche]

YouTube has recently been trying to give me propaganda to make me like dragons

[hasty summit]

Fellow cassie lover

[strange niche]

Hello

[buoyant helm]

hello there ComplexFox

[hasty summit]

I have a question do you have ur messages off for random people?

[strange niche]

No, but I get a lot of them so it sometimes takes a while to sift through

[hasty summit]

Ah ok

Makes sense

[buoyant helm]

one time i messaged SimpleWolf and i got a 15.0 beta key in advance

[hasty summit]

cause like : )

[strange niche]

It's true, the key was 1

[true sky]

leak it

[true sky]

hes a narrative horse not a narrative AI designer

[buoyant helm]

you could just

record them

in-game

[hasty summit]

yea but like

that sucks

I need raw shit

[strange niche]

You can get the files by using a unity game extractor

[hasty summit]

i have the words

I have all that

even some raw files

[true sky]

lazy narrative horse designer booooohhh

[strange niche]

Oh in that case no

[hasty summit]

but like my specific idea was the last bit of raw warhead

[strange niche]

Aside from some very rare audio files

[buoyant helm]

okay but for real though why do we have to use a game extractor

like come on

OneShot has it all laid out in .mp4s

er

wavs

[hasty summit]

I've really been looking for an ending for this file

[strange niche]

Because unity is goofy

[hasty summit]

I know it exists somewhere but i cant find it]

[buoyant helm]

would it be too hard to include folders that lead to the raw game files

[strange niche]

Unity much prefers things packaged their way when it comes to streamable filea

It's possible, but janky

[buoyant helm]

LazarOroz tried to lead me through using the Unity Game Asset Extractor or whatever it was just to get the font for the F1 menu (Roboto) but i had no idea how to use it despite how much time i tried to spend figuring it out so i had to rely on him

[buoyant helm]

i was moreso thinking about having one folder with Unity's files because Unity would blow up without it

and then a separate folder for the actual raw files

but i think that would double the game's size or atleast bloat it no?

[strange niche]

Yep

[buoyant helm]

good heavens

[strange niche]

The average player does not need all the CASSIE voice files on hand, uncompressed

[hasty summit]

Haha funny inspect

[true sky]

its just T and minus

and seconds

[hasty summit]

yea but like

[buoyant helm]

i can barely even fit SL on my SSD without losing a bunch of files that suddenly become very relevant in the future, what more if it was double the size

[hasty summit]

i soundboarfd cassie

its complicated

[buoyant helm]

what about setting up a drive or something somewhere for it then?

would be very convenient

[hasty summit]

I wwanna repeat the ingame stuff but with raw cassie

[true sky]

just buy a 1tb ssd bro 😭

[strange niche]

I have a load of extracted versions of SL from around Megapatch 2, so I have a repository of audio files

[buoyant helm]

news flash but not everyone uses USD or the Euro for currency

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044009505370935448/1299054269374271509/GCKm2UzWMAAkQQI.gif

[buoyant helm]

and the other currencies are oftentimes less fortunate

[strange niche]

I used a few MP2 sounds for the EPAS trailer funnily enough

[true sky]

og update leak

[hasty summit]

Also is cassie in the lore officially ChatGPT

[buoyant helm]

SimpleWolf now that i think about it

[hasty summit]

like it responds to you talking to it

[buoyant helm]

are there any plans for the evac shelter

[buoyant helm]

C.A.S.S.I.E. uses a bunch of prerecorded lines

[true sky]

probably in EZ rework

[buoyant helm]

then stitches them together

[hasty summit]

no i know that

but like in the lore

[buoyant helm]

oh

in the lore

[strange niche]

Was done as a fun Easter egg and to subconsciously let people know that they are different eras

[true sky]

eras

mp1 era

[buoyant helm]

i assume C.A.S.S.I.E. isn't like GPT

[true sky]

mp2 era

mp3 era...

[buoyant helm]

CASSIE's only for emergencies

[hasty summit]

cause in the video cassie responds with Hello

[buoyant helm]

i don't think researchers would need to talk with CASSIE

[hasty summit]

Yea hes automated so makes sense

[strange niche]

Just programmed to respond that way

[hasty summit]

literally in his name

[buoyant helm]

central automatic

uh

[stone quiver]

Hello World

[hasty summit]

Autonomic

[buoyant helm]

um

sentral services

incident

emergency

[hasty summit]

Central Autonomic Service System For Internal Emergencies

[buoyant helm]

see

got it right

[strange niche]

Public Address System (CASSIE-PAS) - a small subsystem responsible for formulating and processing phrases/sentences and announcing them using Facility speakers for use of essential personnel information and facility monitoring.

[hasty summit]

someone make this a real thing

[buoyant helm]

by the way i saw the new 14.1 changelog thing

CASSIE no longer beams announcements into people's brains

[hasty summit]

yea

well he does

just more realistically

[strange niche]

Bazinga

[buoyant helm]

we inch closer to FMOD every day

uh

at what value was the counter again

[stone quiver]

i like how CASSIE says here "Autonomic" but for some reason he can't say that in game. There is no word in CASSIE lines 'Autonomic'

[buoyant helm]

i forgot

[hasty summit]

if a 079 speaker is nearby it will sound like its coming from it

[buoyant helm]

it's been a long time since the 1st of April

[hasty summit]

yes he can

he can also say his name in individual words too

[true sky]

cassie final boss

[stone quiver]

oh it's wrong one

[strange niche]

It's funny, it's the first time in a very good while since CASSIE was given lore™️

[buoyant helm]

i won't count the 14.1 beta patch and when 14.1 actually comes out since it's the closest we've got to FMOD

[hasty summit]

and an update : D

[true sky]

Will SL lore be expanded

[strange niche]

[stone quiver]

i remember there is one word that CASSIE says in a phrase but can't say it in individual word

[strange niche]

There will be bit of lore

[true sky]

thought it would be the fnaf yayy

[true sky]

fuckass horse

[hasty summit]

probably substance

[true sky]

so hungry i could literally eat him

[hasty summit]

All biological substances must be removed in order to avoid destruction

Reach or Reaches

[polar spade]

Reach?

[hasty summit]

He says "Reaches your destination" in the MTF Announcement

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/reach-halo-dogtags-remember-gif-27077445

[tired nacelle]

the cassie PAS is goated

[hasty summit]

You could also juust sentence mix it

[stone quiver]

yeah there is a lot of these words that for some reason CASSIE can't say it individualy

[hasty summit]

i guess they never bothered to get narlor to record it seperately

[tired nacelle]

i dont like how cassie is used in roleplay servers tho, hes a service system for internal emergencies, not a PA system to tell personnel whats for breakfast this morning

[hasty summit]

but for what it is, cassie can say ALOT OF SHIT

[tired nacelle]

probably

[buoyant helm]

i think this guy likes CASSIE

[hasty summit]

yea

bro

[tired nacelle]

narlor made a lot of lines

[hasty summit]

i literally soundboard him

nothing more I could love about cassie

theres also a bunch of words that are recorded with a prefix or suffix but dont have the word without it

[buoyant helm]

the intercom exists

[hasty summit]

Like the word Resumed exists

[buoyant helm]

not sure why they can't just use that

[hasty summit]

but not "Resume"

[tired nacelle]

Well idk, i would rather the dumbass cassie announcements than intercom

[stone quiver]

you can add 'ed' to many words

[tired nacelle]

because let me tell you that most people in rp servers have terrible diction

[buoyant helm]

the intercom feels more human for, well, human announcements

[hasty summit]

yes but alot of words come pre recorded with ed but a word does not exist without it

yes cassie shouldnt work for RP Servers

[buoyant helm]

"Attention, today is pizza day, so head on down to the cafeteria, to grab a hot slice!" would feel a lot more cozy and "at-home" in a laboratory full of eldritch hell beasts instead of
"ATTENTION. TODAY, IS PIZZA DAY. SO. HEAD ON DOWN TO, THE CAFETERIA, TO, GRAB A, HOT SLICE."

[hasty summit]

Sure he has alot of words, but hes still technically limited

[buoyant helm]

surely there's adjectives or ways of working around it

[strange niche]

The entire system hard crashes if it can't find a word

[hasty summit]

it'd be more like this

[buoyant helm]

i thought it only blanked out the missing word

[tired nacelle]

Also again cassie wouldnt announce the schedule

[tired nacelle]

they probably pre process it

[hasty summit]

yea it skips over the illegal word and continues with any other legal words

[true sky]

I think Cafeteria for EZ rework and LCZ rework would be cool

[tired nacelle]

before sending it to the NineTailedFoxAnnouncer

[true sky]

like where the fuck do they eat

[tired nacelle]

out of bounds

unironically

[true sky]

true

[hasty summit]

they order uber

[tired nacelle]

its there just not accessible ingame

[hasty summit]

it gets delivered by helicopter

[true sky]

Jarvis, Order me 50 happy meals

[stone quiver]

Yeah Pizza is an Emergency thing

[hasty summit]

Nah they call cassie for it

[stone quiver]

CASSIE will surely announce that

[true sky]

Approximatly arriving in T-Minus 95000000000000000 seconds

[tired nacelle]

Alert, internal emergency. The, Pizza, is, all, gone. Code, red.

[true sky]

Imagine if guards and Scientist could like "Play" while waiting for other players

[stone quiver]

Alert. Alert. Evacuate now. The Pizza is leaking.

[true sky]

like just exploring

before the "breach" starts

[tired nacelle]

I did make a custom cassie plugin so you can play your own announcements/sound effects with it

It unfortunately never took off and is a bit jank

but Im very proud of it

[true sky]

yay

[stone quiver]

but you can already make your own custom CASSIE announcements with RA

[tired nacelle]

no i mean

[hasty summit]

with custom words likely

[tired nacelle]

like you can play your own sound effects

[stone quiver]

how?

[hasty summit]

ah the new feature right

[tired nacelle]

speakertoys

[hasty summit]

where you can play sounds in servers

[stone quiver]

oh

i get it now

[tired nacelle]

and making the cassie system say a bunch of dots

each dot is half a second of silence

[hasty summit]

it actually has a built in proximity system as well

[tired nacelle]

Yeah I spawned one global speaker and a whole bunch for each 079speaker

[hasty summit]

doesnt it lag tho

[hasty summit]

if you have too many

[tired nacelle]

i didnt experience any lag with it

[hasty summit]

OMHG

OMFG

WAIT

THIS IS ACTUALLY PEAK

My friend has a server with a whole lot of shit and soundtoys, i even voice act as a announcer, and his ambients almost makes it a whole new game

hes got custom music for zones

and spectator

[true sky]

what if SL was realistic and had even more gore

[tired nacelle]

what server is this

[hasty summit]

yo based

[hasty summit]

SCP MegaSite

[tired nacelle]

custom announcers are amazing

[hasty summit]

AUS Server

[tired nacelle]

Au damn im NA

ehh the ping cant be that bad

[tired nacelle]

what do you do for custom announcer

[hasty summit]

one of my voicelines

Offsite command it is called

[true sky]

make a plugin that add gore to SL

[true sky]

fuckass sound effect

[tired nacelle]

i wanted to make a radio operator npc for SL

[true sky]

SL needs to be more realistic

FUCK GAMEPLAY!!!

[tired nacelle]

like it would give small hints over radios

[hasty summit]

its dampened cause its in the faiclity or smthn

[tired nacelle]

it would be called overwatch or something like that

[hasty summit]

ohh

[true sky]

who wants SL to be realistic

[tired nacelle]

I do I do

[strange niche]

Plugin Devs were given the ability to place text in the world and the first thing they did was make the boykis-[The following message has been redacted after the user was executed on the spot]

[hasty summit]

I mean it looks pretty damn good rn\

[tired nacelle]

I want to have to learn real first aid to heal my friends

[hasty summit]

dk if I want my game to get 15 fps for more realism

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/combine-half-life-2-wallhammer-combine-charger-gif-5679817660443081612

[valid silo]

Why aren't you fired

[true sky]

Why aren't you fired yet

[tired nacelle]

Add tourniquets, morphine, bandages, IV,

[true sky]

Real wound system (bleeding)

[hasty summit]

Why aren't you fired yet

[strange niche]

I was employed?

[true sky]

Add Painkillers overdose

[true sky]

Empl*yed

[hasty summit]

Oh right your all doing slave labour

[strange niche]

I'm the fucking Doug Rattman of Northwood

[tired nacelle]

Add emesis