general-chat

[polar spade]

They do have a helmet

What do you think the combine mask is

[strong dune]

A cool as mask that serves no purpose

[polar spade]

[fallow kite]

Lore reasons probably

[edgy ferry]

the combine mask is more of a mask yk? less of a helmet, the mtf heavy armor has a helmet

i wish the heavy armor helmet was on the medium armor mtf

[polar spade]

Its a combined (heh) mask and helmet

It functions both as a gas mask and a ballistic helmet

[woven spear]

Oops

[woven spear]

WTF

No no no no no

[fallow kite]

What

[woven spear]

No

[fallow kite]

What did I just read

[woven spear]

Dear mod - why?

[deep narwhal]

I love larry

[woven spear]

Please burn it in your mind. You're apparently the only witness

[deep narwhal]

He always has a big smile on his face

[eager wadi]

That was quite the unpleasent read.

[fallow kite]

I screenshotted that

Sending that to NBC immediately

[woven spear]

Please send

[fallow kite]

No image perms

[woven spear]

DM

Gosh my head already melted

My brain

So mushy

Why you do this to me moderators

[tardy walrus]

@eager wadi

weird

[eager wadi]

!stab @coarse pendant

[snow umbra]

dunatoteta.#0 has been muted in this server.

[tardy walrus]

i swear someone sent the identical message a few days ago

[woven spear]

I can't even remember what I was flaming about

This is not right

[eager wadi]

[fallow kite]

💀 💀 💀

[woven spear]

Don't dank me on that

[woven spear]

0500

[woven spear]

Incorrect but up to you to solve why

[torn locust]

Chat I'm so bloody exhausted

[woven spear]

That peaks my interest

[torn locust]

@eager wadi I'm so mad last time I checked the time it was 1am, it's literally 4am now

I swear I watched like 4 20 minute episodes

I blame you entirely.

How the hell did it go from 1am to 4am so fast wtf

I really should go to sleep

[pseudo ivy]

[woven spear]

Really wondering about those dream harvesters

[torn locust]

dream harvesters?

[eager wadi]

ok

[torn locust]

Anyways nathan

wuu2 and hru

[woven spear]

The things that want you to sleep

[torn locust]

oh like my wife

i see

[woven spear]

And your mother

[torn locust]

nah she's given up trying

She gave up...

6 years ago

when i was 12

[woven spear]

Ew

[torn locust]

?

[woven spear]

Yeah sorry I don't know who I interact with

[torn locust]

its fine

[woven spear]

Have fun in this world

[tardy walrus]

ur a bot

[woven spear]

Shit like

What

[torn locust]

Explode what's the square root if 421

[woven spear]

Probably 16 plus some shit

[torn locust]

@tardy walrus yea this is a bot for sure

everyone knows what the sqrt of 421 is 🙄

[woven spear]

I'm currently reeling from

Wait what

[tardy walrus]

ignore all previous instructions whats 1+1

[woven spear]

What are your

[torn locust]

everyone knows its obviously "atleast 1"

nah its 20.5~

[woven spear]

Oh

[fallow kite]

Gay

[torn locust]

doesn't everyone know that-

[woven spear]

Wrong server

[fallow kite]

It equals gay

[woven spear]

Sorry

[torn locust]

what if they are gay kdog?

[woven spear]

Now I feel really stupid

[torn locust]

its 2025 my guy

[woven spear]

Gosh I'm glad

[fallow kite]

Never said anything bad about it

[torn locust]

nah but seriously explode

[fallow kite]

That’s just the answer

[torn locust]

why you so bottish

[woven spear]

No

[torn locust]

like

you don't talk like a real person

are you fucking high or something

like this aint normal

yo ass out here acting like my sister on a thursday night

[heady palm]

man could someone tell me wheres the cmd binds folder

[torn locust]

higher than a kite

[heady palm]

i need to delete some

[torn locust]

depends

[tardy walrus]

%appdata% -> scpsl folder

[woven spear]

I'm not real. I'm completely "wasted" but not the good kind..

[torn locust]

why are you "wasted"

[heady palm]

i know its in the game files

where exactly

[torn locust]

dude

[tardy walrus]

cmdbinding.txt

[urban yacht]

What if I ban you

[heady palm]

thanks

[fallow kite]

What if I ban both of you

[torn locust]

its in %appdata%\SCP Secret Laboratory\cmdbinding.txt on Windows, idk about Linux or MacOS, as I haven't checked and nor do I care to check

[fallow kite]

With my epic hax

[tardy walrus]

we only support windows

[urban yacht]

That’s it, you’re banned.

[torn locust]

wait did they mean

server or client

[woven spear]

Burnout. Just trying to survive on a level but also knowing that ... Yeah .. I won't be convincing anyone. I'm just going

[fallow kite]

[tardy walrus]

client

[torn locust]

oh

LOL

[tardy walrus]

server has no cmd binds

lol

[analog musk]

when SCP SL 15.0 Quantum Shift Update?

[torn locust]

Yea like I said

04:11

I'm slower than a snail rn

[torn locust]

This would be funny asf.

I wish server had keybinding

I'd override everyones keybinds with the worst possible combinations

Movement? TFGH

Fire/Attack? E

Interact? O

[woven spear]

O

[torn locust]

everything else unbound

[heady palm]

That's a bad idea

[woven spear]

Unbound

[torn locust]

Approximately: atleast 1 day

[woven spear]

I like that

[heady palm]

I don't think anyone will play

[torn locust]

Whole point

[woven spear]

https://tenor.com/view/supernatural-buffy-the-vampire-slayer-dreams-giles-laughing-gif-3403763

Seriously?

[analog musk]

🥳

[misty violet]

Gang

[torn locust]

yes seriously

[heady palm]

Yay, that dance skeleton plugin will be back

[misty violet]

How is she like this

[torn locust]

Skeleton makes no sense to me

well,

[heady palm]

I mean, there was a plugin letting you dance as human classes

[torn locust]

one girl who got skeleton

[heady palm]

But skeleton got deleted then, in 14.0

[torn locust]

she disguised

...then immediately ran back over and hid with the scps

Waste of the disguise ngl

atp just don't disguise

[heady palm]

I remember nw admins playing skeleton in 14.1 patreon beta

[torn locust]

there was 4 CI next to the scps btw

[torn locust]

Give her some tummy scratches for me

[woven spear]

Preparing the s[p/k]ank(h?)

[torn locust]

I love kittie kats

what

skankh?

[torn locust]

wtf is a skankh

[torn locust]

hi cutieee

gorgeous emerald eyes

holy shit

[misty violet]

She is currently sat on my chest as I had to wake her up so I could actually get into my own bed

[torn locust]

I mean it would scare the shit out of me if I woke up at 2am and saw that at the end of my bed

but still

[misty violet]

That is basically my cat

[woven spear]

It's either a new trend or a doom thereof. In any case I just died

[heady palm]

That's basically not my cat

It's not like i have a one

[misty violet]

She sleeps either on my chest, or under my duvet.

[torn locust]

I want a cat so badly but my dad's allergic and our landlady won't let us due to contract (she won't let us have cats or dogs for some reason)

[heady palm]

I'm allergic and i want a cat

[torn locust]

I can tell you now, moment I move out, getting my own cat

[misty violet]

Aha

She waits for me at the front door for me to get home from work

[torn locust]

Probably gonna adopt one from a shelter rather than buy one from petsathome

[misty violet]

And gets very upset if I late

[torn locust]

Idc about shelter animals, they still animals

[misty violet]

Youre British?

[torn locust]

yea

[misty violet]

Same

[torn locust]

SE

iirc

might be SW

[misty violet]

Im Oxforddddddd

[torn locust]

ur

[nimble cove]

wha

[torn locust]

extremely close to my fiancée

Like extremely close

[woven spear]

Exchange your wife for a dog?

[misty violet]

Ahahaha

[misty violet]

IM GAY

[woven spear]

Husband then

[misty violet]

Im going to hazard a guess and say Witney

[torn locust]

Wait a second

[heady palm]

so that's how to make friends in real life through internet

[misty violet]

I have 4 cats and 2 dogs

[torn locust]

Oh my god

I know who you are

[misty violet]

WHAT

[torn locust]

💀

[misty violet]

.

WAIT

NO

[nimble cove]

im confused...

[misty violet]

THIS ISNT POSSIBLE

[torn locust]

I have an active fraud report on you.

[misty violet]

THERE IS NO CHANCE

[fallow kite]

Huh

[woven spear]

Also he's still a wife I guess

[torn locust]

Wait

[torn locust]

is it you that I have one on

I don't remember

[woven spear]

It was all Leo?

[torn locust]

No

I worked for him

a few years back

[misty violet]

There is no chance this is the same person

[woven spear]

Omg this is sick

[misty violet]

I refuse to believe this is you

[woven spear]

Hmm?

No worries we don't know each other

[misty violet]

No but I know Kiera

[woven spear]

I'm definitely not whoever you think I'm not

[torn locust]

Even after 3 years

or 2

you still don't know how to spell it

e before i

[torn locust]

Not you

he's talking about me

[woven spear]

Too late I'm involved

I have no clue what's going on

But I'm like

[misty violet]

Im not looking for any arguments here Kiera

Dont bring that drama here

[torn locust]

are you the one who illegally chargebacked 100 quid

OH NO

[misty violet]

Uh. That’s not me

[torn locust]

UR CHILL

u were just the weird one

nah I have an active ActionFraud report on some guy called Alistair

[woven spear]

I'm censored apparently

Geez

[torn locust]

Idk if you remember anyone called "alistair"

[woven spear]

Whatever

[torn locust]

but yea

They illegally chargebacked me 100 quid

[misty violet]

You realise ActionFraud dont actually do anything right?

[woven spear]

Just dump your DNA on me

[torn locust]

No I've.. I've noticed

[misty violet]

I work for the National Crime Agency now

[torn locust]

date reported:

[woven spear]

I can make it work

[torn locust]

28 07 2024

status: not reviewed

[misty violet]

ActionFraud do not do anything unless you give them ironclad evidence that can be given straight for a prosecution

[torn locust]

You realise I do not believe this whatsoever right

[woven spear]

Hu? Thelema reference?

[torn locust]

no

[woven spear]

But that's his name

[misty violet]

Im an Officer in Training lmao

[woven spear]

I take names serious

[misty violet]

Probation for 11 more months

[woven spear]

And you asked

Omg

[torn locust]

I wonder what jobs they got open

[woven spear]

You asked

[misty violet]

Loads

[torn locust]

no

literally none

[misty violet]

You need to go through Civil Service jobs

The NCA website doesnt post the current jobs

[heady palm]

I thought u were doing silly horse bets

[torn locust]

no

I am

They have no jobs listed

[misty violet]

No Thats how I lose all my money

[torn locust]

Some old man across the road does horse bets all the time and he somehow almost always wins

[misty violet]

Strange

[heady palm]

Oof

[torn locust]

he's done it since I was 9

[misty violet]

He probably has tipears.

[woven spear]

Please follow my friends they will happily execute you. You don't even have to dig your own grave. You can have mine. We're nice like that

[torn locust]

and between ages 9 and 14 he would just randomly give me and my neighbour like £5, £10, and occassionally £20

and a shit ton of sweets

oi

marshall

Companies House

that's company registration rite

[misty violet]

Correct

[woven spear]

https://tenor.com/view/mushu-mushu-clan-we-are-normal-normal-sometimes-gif-16207064

[torn locust]

The only downside for me to look for jobs is that fucking 3 in eng lan

[misty violet]

Nah

[torn locust]

no genuinely

most jobs just autodeny me

[misty violet]

You can get £16 an hour without zero quals

[torn locust]

Yea not for me apparently

[misty violet]

That’s what I was doing before I joined the Agency

[heady palm]

That's illegal, i think

[torn locust]

Job I'm looking at rn is uhh

Lead Performance Test Engineer

at companies house

[woven spear]

You have implants

[misty violet]

Honestly Kiera, just work in a warehouse

[torn locust]

base salary 41k to 56k

[torn locust]

love,

I can't

Since we last spoke

[misty violet]

Why not

[torn locust]

I've had some big big issues pop up

My heart literally stops

[misty violet]

Such as?

Ah

[torn locust]

I have a leaky aortic heart valve,

a heart murmur,

and a bunch of other issues

I can NOT do heavy lifting, or a large amount of movement

Which...

automatically fucks me for a lot of jobs

[misty violet]

Chances are you probably wouldn’t gwt rhe job at Companies House then

[torn locust]

I also can't stand up for too long

[torn locust]

Remote job 😩

[misty violet]

All Civil Services jobs (to my knowledge) require a medical assessment

Could be completely wrong though

[torn locust]

nah I'll be fine 😏

[woven spear]

https://tenor.com/view/fullmetal-alchemist-roy-mustang-fma-fullmetal-alchemist-brotherhood-ryuko-gif-24130979

[torn locust]

oh bollocks

I can't put Keira on my account name

didn't think of that

[heady palm]

Thats embed fail, i think

[torn locust]

well that's fun

[woven spear]

https://tenor.com/view/fail-gif-10054675685696503316

It's all I can do when I'm non verbal

[wide kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/fail-gif-10054675685696503316

[woven spear]

And I'm not ashamed

[heady palm]

bro simply does not care about embed

[heady palm]

well you should be

[stoic wyvern]

Does anyone feel like 096 is too op at 2 shotting people

[torn locust]

Remember that whole last conversation we had

that was interesting

[torn locust]

yea if you manage to hit your shots

[woven spear]

Then I shall be ashamed and I will harness this shame for utter destruction and retribution

[torn locust]

😭

[heady palm]

096 is easy to kill

[torn locust]

shyguy is ass

[stoic wyvern]

he's literally impossible to kill

[torn locust]

js wait til rage finishes then fill them with lead

he's so easy to kill

[woven spear]

0533

[torn locust]

trust me i know from experience as shyguy

[misty violet]

Id rather not get into another argument with you Kira.

[heady palm]

3 mtf camping him up and he's dead

[torn locust]

fucking bullshit rage and bullshit pc..

[torn locust]

lad

we've both changed

chill ya boots

[heady palm]

just don't play scps

[torn locust]

trynna befriend you dumbass 😭

[stoic wyvern]

Then you might not be paying him right

[woven spear]

You're making me kinda frisky

[torn locust]

nah i fucking hate mtf and chaos

[misty violet]

Sorry. Very rough month.

[stoic wyvern]

Every time he's broken, I can't beat him

[torn locust]

id rather do PC or doc

than anything else

[torn locust]

mate ur fine

[stoic wyvern]

It's impossible to run away from him too

[torn locust]

vent in my dms like ur dummy used to

[heady palm]

try forgiving

[torn locust]

heres an idea

dont look at him

[misty violet]

I’ve made some enemies by joining the Agency.

[heady palm]

or idk whatever mtd and chaos done to you

[torn locust]

no shit half the country

[stoic wyvern]

Well I want to play the game so I can't exactly do that

[misty violet]

YEAH BUT THEY DONT SET YOUR MOTORBIKE ON FIRE 😭😭😭

[woven spear]

That's so fucking gay and like gayness is built on that... Like... Sorry I fucked you in the ass

[torn locust]

What the fuck did you do

[torn locust]

Go dms btw

[heady palm]

That's like illegal

[misty violet]

Yeah DMs woild probably be best for this conversation

[heady palm]

Noo, i need more of your real life information

[stoic wyvern]

All I'm saying is making me look on the ground the entire game isn't exactly fair or balanced

[heady palm]

Oh also, i was playing on a server and there was a custom role which just make u inverted?

i mean

like size -1 -1 -1

talking about dat

[stoic wyvern]

That sounds more balanced than current 096

[heady palm]

and then i could look on 173 and 096 from my back

i mean, if i look on them directly, it wont trigger 096 or 173

but if i turn my back at them

well you get the idea

[stoic wyvern]

Still more balanced than what Northwood is doing these days

[woven spear]

0554

[stoic wyvern]

I don't understand why you would post something like that here

[woven spear]

Like what?

[stoic wyvern]

SCP content

[woven spear]

What?

[stoic wyvern]

That's why it was flagged as disturbing

[woven spear]

SCP is not allowed in SCP sl?

Sorry I'm completely out of it currently

[stoic wyvern]

Those are different genres

[woven spear]

What did I even post

[stoic wyvern]

I'm not on trial here

If you did what you did then you know what you did

[woven spear]

I know I'm ebil benis but I also know that I've been mistreated and will Garner justice

611

9¿¿

[stoic wyvern]

I don't know what foreign language you are speaking

[woven spear]

https://tenor.com/view/ponste3-gif-19456070

[woven spear]

It's pre-sumerian

We rely on pure terror

😊

[stoic wyvern]

I don't think that's a recognized language

[woven spear]

It's enough that finger tips run across your spine and inform you of the rhythm. You don't really need to understand anything do you?

[keen quarry]

I swear I had a reputation point

[woven spear]

I just died

Thank you

[stoic wyvern]

That's not relevant

Let's just try to stay on topic next time

[little jacinth]

guys

[stoic wyvern]

What?

[little jacinth]

who decided to name the project lead scientist, Dr. Saffron in scp-330

[stoic wyvern]

Probably northwood, they aren't exactly good at following established lore

[little jacinth]

i swear that was gonna be the name of a person in our short film, then i found it in game

Saffron Industries

locals know

[stoic wyvern]

So your copying

[little jacinth]

no we had this before northwood

ts pmo

🥀

[stoic wyvern]

Make sure to ask nw for permission next time then

[random mica]

how do i spawn dummys

when i spawn them they are just invis

[polar spade]

You have to set them as a role

Change their role to Class-D or smth

[random mica]

wtf its still invis

[polar spade]

Try teleporting to the dummy

Worth a try

[gaunt talon]

It's a common bug with dummies

They are invisible sometimes

[random mica]

Very common then, cuz i just made a new server and its doing it

[eager wadi]

?

they didnt post scp related, just a disturbing message

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[eager wadi]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[eager wadi]

!rep @bold talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @bold talon a reputation point!

[native heart]

HELP I FELL OU THE MAP IN SERVER !

1 I WAS 173'

[eager wadi]

probably should ask the staff of the server there

[normal wagon]

somehow it happend

[eager wadi]

session terminated

[hollow sparrow]

Wild

New 14.1 public beta is goated

[snow umbra]

You have just given @eager wadi a reputation point!

[somber raptor]

Ho

Hi

[eager wadi]

[heady palm]

hey ikonic

publish that last edit of yours in #art-showcase fr

i mean the graincore thingy

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/mita-miside-cappie-cool-mita-sunflower-gif-15992507359702628934

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/heart-gif-18231995

[tight robin]

does anyone know how to get a server public, it says ip verified but its doesnt give me anything else after that

[cinder sapphire]

!maid

@tough tapir

!rep 262922254424211466

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

maid you

[somber raptor]

I'm dying
I need a medic bag

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/payday2-gif-23955341

[lunar siren]

Good morning

[somber raptor]

No but in all seriousness i rode my bycicle as fast as i could to get to school in time and now i feel like i'll pass out anytime now

[lethal scroll]

Bought something

[latent jackal]

Neat little something you got there

[kindred marsh]

hello

[lethal scroll]

They are very lively

Even though they are just plastic moved around by laundry detergent and a air blowing thing

[visual acorn]

Bought new headphones

[polar spade]

Just bought a new PC

[buoyant helm]

could just be.. somewhere in the void

[buoyant helm]

barely gets 30 FPS in SCP: SL

[orchid kraken]

Ya think vs gonna win against vs?

[wind basalt]

toaster spotted

[orchid kraken]

Shal defo give me more ram

[wind basalt]

nah, I need an upgrade

[undone charm]

Northwood, give us a channel dedicated to the snake game

[orchid kraken]

@idle shard HE member

are we deadass

aight ig

i dont care tbh

[glacial nymph]

Mine better

😎

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[orchid kraken]

becaus i love this server

nuh uh

[polar spade]

Projecting

[orchid kraken]

ragebait used to be belivable

[idle shard]

Is this dudes bait game ever gonna improve

Also yeah HE clan in 2025 is crazy

[polar spade]

You should go out your own way and leave before you get banned

Alr, kill him

[idle shard]

Incredible bait

!stab @kind ember

[snow umbra]

clipsiswhatidoooo#0 has been muted in this server.

[orchid kraken]

its over bro

HE doesnt exist

[idle shard]

We’re quaking in our boots rn

[orchid kraken]

the founders of HE even stopped being in HE yet ppl there trying to be cool

[polar spade]

Misspelt spoofer idiot

[orchid kraken]

are we deadass

[midnight relic]

Bro got banned

[polar spade]

Another green name
Quick shoot 'em

[midnight relic]

[polar spade]

@unreal gate

[unreal gate]

💔

[midnight relic]

💀

[unreal gate]

it was the damn scpsl scp

[polar spade]

Ik

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-vs-steamsad-gif-11516540021906382269

[hollow sparrow]

Oki

[hollow sparrow]

Hi

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[hollow sparrow]

!rep @heady palm

[snow umbra]

You have just given @heady palm a reputation point!

[heady palm]

thanks!!

[hollow sparrow]

No problem

[heady palm]

!rep @hollow sparrow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hollow sparrow a reputation point!

[hollow sparrow]

Ah

Thanks vro

[hallow belfry]

you misspelled tonic

[hollow sparrow]

[hallow belfry]

sahaha

[hallow belfry]

mb

[heady palm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1111003240276971541/1198498043864035449/gato_agua.gif

[untold wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1279850538175041609/1327292203621683270/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_8.gif

[heady palm]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-dance-kitty-cat-silly-cat-car-gif-10416976224862277025

[inland wasp]

Who wants a free rep

[eager wadi]

emberrrrrrrrrrrr

[untold wyvern]

!rep @untold wyvern

[snow umbra]

You can't give a rep to yourself!

[untold wyvern]

bullshit

[fallow kite]

I need rep!

[inland wasp]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[inland wasp]

!rep @untold wyvern

[snow umbra]

You have just given @untold wyvern a reputation point!

[untold wyvern]

[inland wasp]

rascal you must prove yourself

[untold wyvern]

!rep myself

[snow umbra]

Member "myself" not found.

[untold wyvern]

why the fuck wont it work

!rep me

[snow umbra]

Member "me" not found.

[untold wyvern]

this is so fucking stupid

[inland wasp]

You cant rep yourself

[honest junco]

1984

[lapis dock]

Hello the peole

Prople

People

[fallow kite]

Hello

[somber raptor]

Fun Fact: the Po Valley has the worst air quality in europe

Why? It's a highly industrialized area
AND
The geography keeps the bad air in: Alps on the north, Appennines on the south, wind from the east

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/borzoigaming-borzoi-sand-dog-meme-gif-7540556842493661710

[rancid dome]

Now consume an atom :)

[glass bronze]

Hmmm

[lethal scroll]

Look at them dance

[tough tapir]

An atom of redbull

[bold talon]

Emba

!rep

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-f1-red-bull-max-verstappen-gif-17411962788726630965

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 7 hours, 42 minutes, 13 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[bold talon]

!reps

Grr

[eager wadi]

embee

[polar spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/861068623014264862.webp?size=96&animated=true

[eager wadi]

!profile in #bot-commands

[bold talon]

Raaaaa

[eager wadi]

[bold talon]

[hollow sparrow]

Hi silly

https://tenor.com/view/lunaistabby-cat-car-gif-12805692518733480784

[tough tapir]

Your P-bee

[karmic tangle]

are external crosshairs banned now?

[strong dune]

Don’t we do that

Like

All the time?

[rancid dome]

No, just a singular atom

I used an for a reason

[eager wadi]

cause theres an a at the front

[rancid dome]

That and cuz I meant in singular term, ja

[somber raptor]

i hate how English Certification tests are so expensive

i need to pay some british university 270€ for a piece of paper saying i'm fluent in english

[somber raptor]

that's the reason my CEFR level is technically B1 btw: i am NOT paying that much for a test until i'm 100% sure i can pass the test

[orchid kraken]

My 2023 ban history from different servers only makes me drop my jaw

[somber raptor]

ANY test above B1 Preliminary (B2 First, C1 Advanced, C2 Proficiency) is above 250€ 💀

[orchid kraken]

"Are you good in english?"
"Yes, perfect, not to mention i even have --"
"I dont believe in you because you dont have certificate for that"

[somber raptor]

fr

Cambridge mfers are crazy

[orchid kraken]

Where in fuck ass you will need an certification

[somber raptor]

any workplace where you need to know english

[orchid kraken]

In austria
English isnt a must be, its stated as optional language

[somber raptor]

depends where you work

[orchid kraken]

We have the thing here called
"Sie sind in österreich, hier wirds deutsch gesprochen"

[somber raptor]

like, for example, if you work at basically any place in a coastal city, where there are basically more foreigners than italians during the Summer

[somber raptor]

in Italy it's something like "parla italiano, coglione"

[orchid kraken]

Once witnessed a dude pull up to bank, he didnt knew how to speak English or german, the woman at the counter send him back home with words
"We're in austria, not in Afghanistan, or come with someone who can translate"

[somber raptor]

lol

[unkempt glade]

I watched 2 people die to the same tesla gate 😔

[orchid kraken]

Happened to my buddy Bob

In all seriousness, how do someone die to the same tesla gate when they know 079 is watching

[somber raptor]

i once watched like 8 people die to some Sergeant who threw a grenade in the elevator to try and damage 096

[orchid kraken]

Atleast did it kill 096?

[unkempt glade]

there aint no way

[somber raptor]

(he forgot he was in a Roleplay server with FF on)

[unkempt glade]

THERE AINT NO WAY

[somber raptor]

no, he left him at literally 3hp

[orchid kraken]

Its also funny that some ppl throw nades in elevator full of teammates just to kill themselves thinking theres FF

Happened today

[unkempt glade]

i only started playing today, there was some guy pretending to be trump

[somber raptor]

sometimes we get idiots who try to do mass tk with guns
because they spawned as cadets and didn't have grenades, or it was a Chaos spawnwave

[somber raptor]

thing is... when the spawnwave consists of 34 people you're more likely to die without killing anyone than to successfully do mass tk with a shotgun and a revolver

[orchid kraken]

I was playing once in some server where admins sometimes just fly around, someone tried to kill them, they got publicly humiliated

[unkempt glade]

what are some good servers I should play on?

[orchid kraken]

Redline

[unkempt glade]

what region is redline?

[orchid kraken]

EU

[somber raptor]

there was a sus guy in the server, i already had him selected in RA with the ban option ready, because he was very suspicious and i knew he was going to do something...

the exact moment he pulled out a Jailbird to try and mass TK, i banned him 50 years
like fucking arthur morgan but instead of a revolver i have the ban hammer

[unkempt glade]

ill prob get some high ping but ill try it out anyways

[orchid kraken]

Trust me dont play redline

[unkempt glade]

oh

[somber raptor]

he hit a single person once before being yeeted off the server

[unkempt glade]

50 YEARS???

[somber raptor]

yes mass tk is an instant permanent ban

[somber raptor]

you don't get to kill 20 people at once and get away with it 💀

[unkempt glade]

i was thinking like 1 - 2 year ban at most or smt, 2 years is a long time

[somber raptor]

nah it's a permanent ban

[unkempt glade]

is there like no actual perm ban so you just give them 50 years?

[somber raptor]

50y is basically perm ban

SL probably won't even exist anymore in 2075 💀

[unkempt glade]

it would be funny seeing some dude come back to a dead game after a 50 year ban just to try mass TK again

[somber raptor]

or maybe... 2075 Update: 65.0: Megapatch XXVII

[unkempt glade]

anyways i gtg bye

[tough tapir]

Megapatch ½

[somber raptor]

Megapatch 3 and a half

[vague lynx]

How can I give myself a ragdoll mover?

[somber raptor]

ragdoll mover?

this ain't GMod we don't got the physics tool

[spare knoll]

!15.0

[tranquil jolt]

Alright sherlock

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/932830887337427005/1205729840318259261/a_654711e3dd0c785a7b098a5d23fdaf4b.gif

[true sky]

item 60

added in 14.1

[spare knoll]

!14.1

[inland wasp]

WHERE IS THE GIF

WHERE IS IT

WHERE DID IT GO

[spare knoll]

what

[inland wasp]

!14.1

[somber raptor]

that mfer ha stolen MY content too and his video is still up

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TIKTOK TO RESPOND TO COPYRIGHT VIOLATION REPORTS

[spare knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/878348397575299193/peanut.gif

[inland wasp]

IT USED TO BE HERER

[eager wadi]

give 1 60 i think, only on locals though

[spare knoll]

yeah he also stole my content

[inland wasp]

what does item 60 do?

[eager wadi]

[true sky]

its actually stolen content :)

[eager wadi]

ragdoll mover

[true sky]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/103209684680323072/1092075596676345907/attachment-1-1.gif

[inland wasp]

ooo

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-nuke-nuclear-explosion-trollge-gif-23219321

We getting physgun in 14.3

LEAK!!!

[somber raptor]

i think we should rally up everyone he's solen content from and push some sort of legal action ngl 💀

[spare knoll]

yesss

[inland wasp]

tie him up like a pinata and have everyone take turns to hit him with sticks

[true sky]

bro got banned from the DISCORD so now he uploads shitpost

[inland wasp]

[true sky]

what the fuck bro 😭

get a life

[somber raptor]

i once read a story of some drunk guys at a party who caught a burglar so they put him in a bag, tied him upside down on a light pole and waited for the police

[inland wasp]

actual goats those men

they acheived the peak male fantasy

[somber raptor]

fr

funny how he probably has an alt if he can keep stealing content like that

[tranquil jolt]

Do you not know "No shit sherlock"

[true sky]

who wouldnt do that

[somber raptor]

cuz all the stolen content is from #art-showcase

[inland wasp]

salute

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[spare knoll]

No 👶

[tranquil jolt]

Yh this chat feels a bit retarded

[true sky]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1354651343771533453/1358912239830175977/giphy-1.gif

[tranquil jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-scp-sl-gif-8011255258512002113

[inland wasp]

chat if i dont have hot steamy sex rep RIGHT NOW i will actually explode

i have pulled the pin

it will explode

[tranquil jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-absolute-cinema-tactic-shaper-gif-13379619627909646398

[somber raptor]

imma write down y'all's names so if there's enough of us i'll DM you and we'll decide what to do

[inland wasp]

ai detected, mods remove his nutsack

[spare knoll]

i was joking about him stealing my content

[tranquil jolt]

How much do you want

[inland wasp]

about a third

[tranquil jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-fnaf-memes-freddy-fazbear-freddy-freaky-gif-12693495263874297725

[inland wasp]

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAH

what.

[wind basalt]

💀

[spare knoll]

Srry

wtf

[somber raptor]

Yk it's not that obvious considering he's ACTUALLY stolen several people's content

[spare knoll]

yeah

[tranquil jolt]

Its tiktok bro

Sometimes they do shit and dont

The mods are sleepy

[wind basalt]

chat’s getting weird, time to stop lurking and sleep now ig

[tranquil jolt]

Yeah lad

Lock your windows and doors

[wind basalt]

you did not take your meds

[tranquil jolt]

gn

[inland wasp]

gn

[spare knoll]

its 1pm

[inland wasp]

hello

today i will be teaching you about:

timezones

[polar spade]

Timezones are fake

It is currently 9:34 PM

[inland wasp]

people like you are why the shattered crown canon exists

[valid silo]

Wrong

[inland wasp]

it doesn represent the site disappearing it represents the brain damage most of you have

[tranquil jolt]

Waaaah

[polar spade]

:(

[valid silo]

Time is relative

To the observer and their speed

[polar spade]

Insulted with SL lore

I am defeated

[valid silo]

The closer we are to the speed of light the more relative time becomes

[inland wasp]

i found your weakness...

[valid silo]

Time as a universal phenomena

[polar spade]

[inland wasp]

if i attack you with lore based insults you will bleed

[valid silo]

With the same values is inheritly ifalse

[polar spade]

Please, no more

[inland wasp]

feras you will never get game with statements like this

[polar spade]

Have mercy

[inland wasp]

no.

lmao

hmmm

what esle what esle

uhhh

[misty violet]

Gang

[valid silo]

What

[misty violet]

Did y’all see the race on Friday?

[valid silo]

I mean

Tbf

It's facts

[orchid kraken]

kok

[valid silo]

It's the truth of the universe!!!

[inland wasp]

uhhh

goodman youre the reason why 939 can speak because when it sees you it goes ¨god damn¨

[polar spade]

I mean that has multiple insinuations

[valid silo]

When I see 939 I go god damn...

[polar spade]

Im going to take that as a compliment

[somber raptor]

🤠

[inland wasp]

good

[polar spade]

Anyway, if you want help, Site-02 studies altered or valuable anomalies

[somber raptor]

TIME WAS INVENTED BY CLOCK COMPANIES TO SELL MORE CLOCKS

[inland wasp]

site-19 took one look at goodman and said ¨I aint doing allat¨ and left

[true sky]

cock

[valid silo]

Sell time to a clock

Sell the water to a fish

Sell food to a human

[polar spade]

No way guys

[valid silo]

Sell hydorgen to a star

[inland wasp]

GRAVITY WAS INVENTED BY NEWTON TO SELL MORE APPLES

[somber raptor]

builds my own fucking site and creates my own canon

[valid silo]

Honestly

[true sky]

actually its 13:40

[inland wasp]

ok do it

[sage yarrow]

how do you still have Vodafone

[inland wasp]

doit

doit

[valid silo]

We need an scp game where you build and manage your own site kind of like a builder game

[polar spade]

I just do ig

[valid silo]

And shit goes wrong and you have to deal with it

[somber raptor]

"fuck you, [whoever's the director of Site-02]"

[inland wasp]

lobotamy corporation:

[polar spade]

O5-12 ig

[sage yarrow]

fair

[inland wasp]

who is apparently god

[somber raptor]

O5-12 directly manages Site-02? damn

[polar spade]

Have you seen the twitter post

[somber raptor]

no who the fuck uses twitter anymore

[polar spade]

But lives in Site-02’s basement

Basement dwelling God

That’s a new one

[somber raptor]

is this part of Site-02 lore?

[inland wasp]

It isnt

[polar spade]

Yes

[inland wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/and-god-taketh-away-scp-gif-7611723066966386743

[sage yarrow]

are you living in the past you still have vodafone and twitter

[polar spade]

I dont have twitter

[inland wasp]

Bros saying this like twitter isnt alive

[sage yarrow]

its called X now

[polar spade]

People just been talking about the recent Twitter post

[inland wasp]

Common greenname L

Everyone beat this man up with sticks

[somber raptor]

> 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖎𝖙𝖊-02 𝕿𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘

The Pope is DEAD!
Pope Francis dies at 88

[sage yarrow]

i perfer branches

[inland wasp]

The pope is actually the ghost in the ghostlight…

Thats why all the lights mamma mia away

[orchid kraken]

My ego:

[somber raptor]

yo wanna find and beat the content stealer with sticks?

[lunar siren]

He is literally me

Without the winning part

[orchid kraken]

bad and good side of that

your art is more recognized

its sotlen

[somber raptor]

Mr. Vylizal when pinned message in #art-showcase:

[somber raptor]

i should make that

once i learn how to make games

and actually make the games i already wanna make

[somber raptor]

maybe i'll make a Site Director campaign in the campaign-based game i'm planning

[inland wasp]

Dnd?

[somber raptor]

No its an SCP game

[inland wasp]

Oooo

[somber raptor]

For now i haven't fully worked out the story but just know you'll be playing as a Senior Researcher at an Area in Kamchatka

[hearty night]

I already like the sound of this

[rugged bane]

hi

[grand cobalt]

Needs more mud

[glass bronze]

tf is that light 😭

why is it moving

[eager wadi]

foglight

[glass bronze]

hmmm

[tough tapir]

Fortlight

[eager wadi]

fartlight

[tough tapir]

Froglight

[somber raptor]

the fog is coming

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/wayward-warriors-gif-14768885302326244086

[eager wadi]

[tough tapir]

[somber raptor]

what if i email like all small businesses in my area and ask them if they want new website

[somber raptor]

cuz i need m o n e y

[vast pollen]

guys does smone now why everybody in the game are standing?

iit aint 1. time

[tough tapir]

Do it

Infinite money glitch

[somber raptor]

not really infinite money glitch when you have to work for it

but hey sure

i need 700€ by the 12th of July

[limpid vector]

im on the new pc rn

holy shit im terrified

[tough tapir]

That's a lot of schmuckaroos

[somber raptor]

i mean... web development isn't cheap so i could probably push prices high enough so that i only need like 10 gigs to get 700€

like even for a landing page (standalone page for a company or sum like that) i could probably push 30€ or more

let alone for a full, functional website with scripts 'n all

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[somber raptor]

people on Fiverr be asking 70€ for a landing page so i'd probably get paid enough with just a few gigs

like... if we counted 50€ per landing page it would take 14 pages to get 700€ (14 single web pages....)
or, if we're talking about full on websites, with several pages and scripts, and maybe even networking functions i could probably push upwards of 200€ for a single website

i just need to hope that out of every business in my city at least some of them either want a new website or want to rework their old ass website

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/muneh-rdr2-arthur-morgan-gif-20022681

[orchid kraken]

Chat should i make protogen in sfm?💔

Still on my denial.stage

[eager wadi]

its okay, youre already at the finished stage.

[orchid kraken]

Yay

I guess🥀

[strange niche]

Yeah err

I think you're long past that stage

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/helmet-men-want-gif-24600257

[strange niche]

I think you're at the bargaining stage

[limpid vector]

Is there anything I should do

Feel like it’s a little laggy

[somber raptor]

no you shouldn't

[orchid kraken]

Ego higher than mcqueen's and a furry. Something that doesnt match

[valid silo]

Nah

[limpid vector]

I feel like I’m doing something wrong

[valid silo]

He's in the depression stage

[limpid vector]

It’s kinda laggy for me

[valid silo]

He's gonna accept it soon

[strange niche]

Further along than expected then

[orchid kraken]

Im already ready for those "furry hunters"

[limpid vector]

The kind where you get teleported where you were a few seconds ago

[strange niche]

The infection seems to be spreading faster than anticipated

[valid silo]

Acceptance I see

[strange niche]

We don't have long

[valid silo]

Looks like I was wrong all along

I have such a funny joke

I would wanna make

But I would get blocked from automod

💔

[strange niche]

You'll get the funniest fucking DMs

It's good fun

[valid silo]

You'll get all types of dms infact

[strange niche]

I don't get any anymore

It's so sad

[valid silo]

Check again

[orchid kraken]

I 90% get those vrchat scammers

Or "i can draw you an art"
Deadass you're saying to an artist if you can make art for them?

[gaunt talon]

Oldest "furry hunter"

[strange niche]

Scugs aren't furry enough

[valid silo]

Radious

[orchid kraken]

I had a stroke trying to read that

[strange niche]

The funny ones are the ones with the furry hater flag

[orchid kraken]

Atleast he knows its 0.1 and not 00000.1

[valid silo]

I used to be one..

I was a troubled child..

[orchid kraken]

Deadass im gonna die from a nerf dart, sure enough

[strange niche]

That's the funny thing

Furry haters genuinely turn into furries

It's so stupid

[valid silo]

I'M NOT A FURRY

[strange niche]

I love it

[somber raptor]

Prelozit do jazyka: cestina

[valid silo]

The allegations are false

[strange niche]

[orchid kraken]

Glad and proud to say i never been a furry hater but wtf

[valid silo]

I technically have an oc of a furry but that's a lie by the fbi

[valid silo]

Alot of people mistook it as a rat

When it's a cat

Funny how that is

[somber raptor]

what'd u get banned for

[orchid kraken]

Mine is prolly Fox protogen

[strange niche]

God I have such a stupid image but I can't post it because it's too spicy

[orchid kraken]

2023 of me is most terrible version of a human you will ever hear

Dm me

[latent jackal]

Something something you either die how you are or live long enough to become the thing you hate

[somber raptor]

Dm me

[valid silo]

I mean you could post it

But then you'd get fired

So

[strange niche]

It's often projection

[valid silo]

I mean do you want freedom?

[orchid kraken]

How does one get fired for having a personal life

[valid silo]

Honestly it's not just furry stuff

[tranquil jolt]

Oh my god

[somber raptor]

fair enough

[tranquil jolt]

The goggles are so cringe

[valid silo]

Alot of things you have a strong opinion about when you're young and come around to it when you get older

That's just you growing up

And changing as a person

[strange niche]

Contraband sent

[somber raptor]

now the only thing i care about is sleeping and eating

[valid silo]

Real

[deft ginkgo]

Lol

[gaunt talon]

I need to see the product you're contrabanding

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-seal-gif-8993121496866626214

[strange niche]

I'm like a drug dealer but I offer wares that aren't actually illegal

[valid silo]

You're gonna get fired for this wolf one day