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why aint this a cassie word
how do you get cassie
breaking into Site-02 and downloading the files
can i have it
The Foundation told me to stop sharing their files
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
there's probably uploads around the internet
I just dont want to compress 700mb of files into a discord upload
i cant fine them
Hello everyone.

Hello again!
Btw minecraft will be a retro game in 4 years
👋
Please, no...
I don't want to be reminded of how old I am.

I know most of the people here.
Sadly lost my other account because my friends are stupid.
@eager wadi i need you seasalt
What was your other account
UrbanWendigo.
I think when I lost access to it I was level 24 or 25???
lv.24?
I think so.
average day in chechnya
Real.
Bro knows chechnya, im impressed
I am from there.
I think level 24. I found a message from December of 2024 that had my rank in it.
thought you were austrian-russian or austrian that knows russian
I only thought you were level 24 after seeing that message
I just kept that a secret
Chechnyan
Actually
I have no idea if I got up to 25 or not since I had a bunch of stuff happen so I got really inactive.
AKA, I got a job and I had to head back to school.

Yes
Yes you're seeing this right, i am not stereotypical chechen with 25 meter long beard and marries a random woman he sees, who beats up minorities and lives under a rock
Protogen
I don't know what chechen is I'm not gonna lie.
Well kinda better version because i dont believe these dumb ahh stereotypes as they do
I live under a rock with my face covered in pillows.
I like Protogens
They're cool.
Did you want all cassie words individually
Imma move away one day and buy full proto
Cuz i like the tech face
Honest to god, if I could, I would make a protogen.
A
But I am broke, and do not have a 3D printer.
i have joined the server to give divine word
the deathcam should be third person instead of first person so you can see your ragdoll
that is all
Such divine words, sucks that theres no divine intervention to make that happen.
really?
yes so i can put them 2
Together
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ELV_vYg22alSnq7hfr0lyWulkRFkD5jt
This includes basically every cassie word including some old game sounds
wTHANK YOU
No it isn't
@packgod humble him
Your joke is idiotic
Dont make me comeback with a crazy gif
warning you
okay
Tun tun tun tun tun tun tun tun tun sahure !!!!! Anomali mangerikan pada sahure
goo goo gaa gaa
Godbey
Anomali mangerikan pada sahure
English please
Animal translated stupid sahureee!
If you like tun tun tun tun tun tun tun sahure raction 🥰 if you like trallallà o_o
Bru im english country
Prove it
bro i need help
What is it
You are stupid
is there any way to report a ddoser who is currentlyy ddosing all german servers?
Also you have the most unironically unsettling AI PFP Ever
so bad quality
bro has done it via multiple accounts appearently
You're the one spamming retarded stuff
All german servers?
yeah
We get DDos'ed all the time in Aussie servers
is bro named udp5 on discord?
are you a server owner?
how do you even know hes doing it
well no but actually im currently setting one up
So uhh
bro admitted it
oh hey lad
I think it’s the heat
English or spanish?
These fuckheads probably did not add any thermal paste or any precautions
on the discord of northstar foundation polaris
shut up that shit is old as fuck
aint funny no more
Wanna know how I came to this conclusion?
and per dm to a friend
therefore rules dont apply to that phrase
This is me right after starting up the PC checking the stats
Shut up azloh bech stupid
If that was in english I would most likely still not get offended cause thats a fucking weak insult
Shaking over the place like it’s a fucking stripper
WHAT IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT
You are stupid bech azhol fuck your face dog style
DAMN MY OVEN DREAMS OF HEATING UP THIS GODDAMN FAST
they actually have linked the botting websites they use what the hell
Mate spell the name right next time, you either refer to it in text as CASSIE, cassie, or C.A.S.S.I.E. not C.a.s.s.i.e
@fluid granite do you know if they are just a player or server owner?
propably just a player
If this is how joker became insane
Bro I’m not even gonna be mad at him then
I was right about the guy being a idiot
you can submit all the info you have to security@scpslgame.com, they'll also require actual proof if you have any
You gonna maybe add more cooling stuff like a water system
more fans
ikr
Weakest rage bait ever
Stupid of me to go along with it as well
Next step is to guess what mental illness he has
He is a Mental illness
More fans???
This shit box has like more fans than mrbeast
is where you live extremely hot
I live in the Netherlands
For the individuals that don’t know geography or only understand SCP SL language
I live in Lars country
Who's Lars
Usually 13° to 15°
Lars?
Oh Lars!
They definitely did not add any thermal paste
XD
Or probably even take off anything off the cooling equipment
Meaning this company is more incompetent than the average MTF spawn wave in an official Northwood server at 3 AM
Lars i was false repordid in your surver lars lab by helldiver 💔.I gust want to say and I love your videos.
Fucking with me subliminally
Anyways I’ll probably contact the company and possibly arrange a meeting of a PC expert
(Probably a friend of mine)
ok so i just sent a copyright violation report to the guy who stole my content 😼
it's got my fucking signature on it and i ain't lying 💯
To who
some guy on TikTok who reuploaded me playing The Final Flash of Existance on the piano
i ain't letting it slide tho ❤️
Who else has been kidnapped before? 🤣😅
Have you been
Oranges
it would be funny if i found his discord
wait imma DM him on TikTok if he takes down the video on his own i'm cancelling the report
He's surely gonna take it down if you threaten him with copyright
Pretty chill of you tbh
Why do you all play this game? Played some in 2021-2022 but haven't played since. I'm considering getting back into it
funny thing i discovered he also has 9 videos using the audio
so he not only has to take the video down but he also has to credit me for everytime he has used the audio or i'm gonna report those 8 other videos too
The good thing about the game is the social part of it
i have no idea
That's what keeping me in it
I haven't played like a normal player for a long time
Almost all of my time is spent dealing with server matters
Social? So why this and not like vr chat or gmod?
might've found something
if you go to his actual tiktok account (the one hes following) he has two usernames in his
Because it's not only social but there's other things to do
one of them seem to be here
oh damn
i'm dming him on tiktok
when?
for what? 😂
lol
Accidentally got a d-class killed by mtf as 939
Lunged the mtf that was detaining him in front of the checkpoint
D-class gets killed 1 second later by a mtf that was coming from gate b
Imma dm him on discord if he doesn't take down the video within 24 hours i am proceding with the report
I hate when scps don't let me fight the other team
i wish the new guard model had a balaclava
Doesn't need one
it does
Not at all
yes it does
i choose or
We all got used to the new guard model
No, we make a bet on which one you are
Can't you do that too
nrlly
You really cant say you prefer the old model
i dont hate the new model. i just miss the balaclava
Blinded by nostalgia
Ok, im calling mental deficiency
!coinflip

I'll go for that too
goodman_the_user#0 has been muted in this server for 1 minute.
Australian dude got stabbed in the neck
no need to be rude
fix what
GKAGKAOGAOKG
tho since its beta idk if it public bug or private beta bug
private beta
where do i check version on discord
just put it that
What version
He just joins to say add balaclava and to piss off the chat. This isnt the first time. He’s just getting annoying now
yo nathan where do find version on discord?
wym version on discord
Press f3 in game
i'm too lazy to reopen game it takes ages
No clue, just do 14.1
just say no and move on
this works?
yeah
done
Fix 096
Looking at 0.5 speed, i belive the door gets destroyed and the frame later you get marked as a target by 096
so
- 096 client right clicks to destroy door
- Door gets marked destroyed but no visual effects or the door itself getting destroyed has rendered to clients
- You get marked as 096's target before the client has updated that the door is destroyed and don't block the targeting / play the visual effect's
CC: @true sky

Its what makes the most logical option for this
The target sound plays right as 096 breaks the door
And the door has just gotten "blown up" meaning 096 is allowed to see you
This is the frame where the stinger is played and it matches the frame where the door breaks from 096 slapping it
His face is terrifying
Not trying to point that its an invalid bug report
But this might be intended
Don't quote me here but this is a PIXLE perfect example of how this system might be a bit to good for the game xD
Pixle ? Or you mean pixel

He means pixle
Whos pixel
*pixel
*pixle
096 gets mad at me for looking at his toes 10% of the time
Hopefully 15.0 is a good update 
Removing hcz in 15.0
Then don't look at his toes
He dont like people looking at is sockless feet
Detection is good 90% of the time but it's still fucks up here and there, looking straight down and get marked
Sadly we would need to be able to reproduce the issue of that
So far
unable to
: (
Got no clue on that, doesn't happen much and is random as hell
حيو يو
مابي احد يجي ويقولي تكلم English عشان لا افجر فيكم
مرحبًا! هذا السيرفر يتحدث باللغة الإنجليزية. إذا اردت الإنضمام إلى السيرفر الذي يتحدث [باللغة العربية انقر هنا](#1063025456573591562 message).
Naah
Kinda sounds wrong just phrasing it that way
e
one time i was looking down a hall in light and all the doors infort of me were cloced then i heard the detection sound from 096
i dont know what happened
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You need to find this "Contributor Hub" channel
whats the name
@bold jasper
I'll directly send you the link via private message
15.0 is surface and 049 update
so it will be good
possibly great if they somehow made surface procedual
at least partially
you just learn from experience
Search uk
Tried to take a guess
is there NA severs or im cooked
yeah there is
There's a lot of na servers
alot
Not every na server has bad or barely any moderators

Press Q to use your mic
Anyone wanna play MW3 Survival with me
Public servers are basically dead
or poor connection
OG MW3
not the Shit show remake
switch to a different mic input and switch back
I tried i guess my mic is offically broken
time for new headphones
these ones were a scam anyway so
I tested on discord and roblox
so its broken
huh
???
any last words what
I didnt read all of it
???
!stab francolag
lol what
francolag#0 has been muted in this server.
HUH
WHAT
WHY DID YOU STAB HIM
HES MUTED??
FOR HOW LONG
😭
promoting hacker group :/
ohhh
I just joined so
hacking ruins everything
unless its funny but most of the time its not
sorry for yap
bye
💀
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!rep
You need to wait 6 hours, 30 minutes, 18 seconds until you can give reputation again!
grrr
!rep
You can give a rep!
!rep @fossil wasp
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real
You can give a rep!
!rep @strong dune
You can't give a rep to yourself!
Im a pig
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!rep @snow umbra
You can't give a rep to a bot!
What yall think about my headcanon of the SCP CB surface?
My head canon is the at gate A
its in
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It's a map
They set up there

The fucking guy that shot jfk
To kill you each time you try and leave
360 no scope shooting your ass like another ordinary Thursday
There’s no getting passed that guy
It’s hard to picture
The map I made?
Yeah
I think you should put a little more effort
But I had to think a lot
About where is everything
Let me search more photos
dont listen to mcmain he doesnt know shit /j
you did good lad
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Thanks
I had to translate it, I originally made it to show my headcanon of surface to a friend
But I wanted to post it here
and I had to translate it to english
Because I originally made it in spanish
is bro trying
to make everyone on the server angry?
you like how it works in game or the scp itself


Mcdonalds is not gonna hire you
Nah
I’m not failing classes and my guidance counselor said all absences will be medically excused
And
Wait thats a real screenshot?
Yeah
Also if youve been in the hospital all this time then its normal i guess
I thought you were really ditching your classes
Dont so that btw
About 30 of those days I’ve been inpatient
The rest I just wasn’t able to make it to school
Due to my condition of course
Not me skipping
I’m only in 10th grade making 3 times what my teacher makes anyways so I’m not gonna let it bother me💀
Pass your exams and do your homework, guys
Toronto is a shithole
This game is still invite only damn
Well
That guy looks like
a good person
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i got lucky or sumth?
Eh no clue honestly
idk that guy
I received an invite back in like January
game is... okay ig
It's a first person lol imo
No clue honestly
but howd you know the game is ok
ima try it later ig
It's worth giving it a shot I doubt it'll be the next best game but it's not horrible
so the game is in beta testing rn?
Yeah
Did someone ask for SL lore?
no
thanks for that clarification
welp thats some other game's lore im asking for
What other game could you possibly be talking about (i dont like scrolling up)
u have to scroll up
i dont like typing either
fre virsues
Yeah
if u know sl lore
what is that language on the new drawing in servers
free clash royale gems
trust bro
chat lets think about this mini riddle
it might be alchemic?
I love how
the narrative design team
invents an entire language
just for sl lore
do we know the translate?
i dont think they did a language
and yeah, making up a language is not that hard
has all the info
Remind me of CB spiral gestalt
I dont know why
you're gonna get shot
Just something I thought
I summon the good.. in you.. man..
HEED THE CALL
so uh what is this little riddle
do we know a translation of this language
Just repeats HEED THE CALL over and over again
oh
do u have a translation
for the cipher
i mean
The followers of Myurdoketh are waiting for some instruction or command from their code ig
for future cases
Should be in the folder
lemme see
SL is Half Life
Is that freaking
waiwhy the fuck
is there no
letter for F
how is my name supposed to be written D:
For me is
d class are rebels
nah
Sergeants are
gaurds are barnies
buddy
CI are just hecuy
hecu*
fym
fair/.......
Yep
And sergeants
the normal soldiers
that spawn with AR2s
CI is
rifleman = normal HECU
Back in my days, we used AR3s
shotgunner = hecu shotgunner
back in the city we'd wrestle hunters with our bare hands
and suppressor = hecu guy with machine gun from opposing force
honestly
opposing force is so great
it gets alot of hate but it's genuinly so amazing
Honestly
scientists are woltah white
or woltah whites
heavy armor mtf looks a bit like
The ones who wear white?
combine from
wtf why did someone start a fire in the school yard
alyx
The Elite Combine soldiers
i smell smoke

so good they changed this design
honestly the grunts are the funniest combine units ever
It looks so bad lol
command requesting damage assessment
Isn't that the point
They betrayed humanity
they feel emotions like anger and get encourged by speeches
eh
not really
I mean
alot of the combine soldiers we see were either
promoted metrocops or
Yeah that's the point
really good soldiers forced
they work like
into becoming combine soldiers
biological machines
like
other combine
stuff
like dropships
or
striders
combine soldiers are just another synt
yeah but that doesn't mean they can't be somewhat human
ik it's not from a half life game but
just look at bad cop
and an example from the half life games are
the grunts from alyx
I just think there should be a metrocop conversation like the half life 1 soldiers
You know this anticitizen freeman?
Yeah
They say he's making people rebel
112 absences is craaazy
Hampter


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I dunno about you, but I don't think the people who sign up to be cops for the fascist regime are good
Good morning
Morning
Time gets thrown out the window when you're talking to users across the word
Good 4:34 PM
It's not
That black and white
Metrocops get more food and even have perks for their families
It's not like alot of metrocops are willingly throwing humans under the bus
They're not
I mean yes but
They're just begrudgingly throwing them under the bus for "benefits"
It's not cuz they want it tho
Honestly in a world that is ruled by the combine I don't blame people for becoming metrocops
Like even if you're oppressing people just for the better food
That still makes you kind of an asshole
Like they have a beating quota
They actually have to beat a certain amount of people every day or week
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You can give a rep!
And they raid entire apartment buildings over a miscount
You have "Job Notification" in your discord roles like it's gonna help 🙏
unemployment final boss
Good Morning Lad
mornin
whimza gaming
Whimza gaming
Yo there's a Siege Cup today 
Good morning
!rep
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Who the fuck chose the maps
Never let Ubi cook again
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Skyscraper, Bank, Border, Lair
is it just me or is the temporary servers broken on 14.1|14.0?
try restarting the game, or even your pc
Okay
Oh no
Oh god no
Deadass
Holy moly
Whar
Why
Shitbox
Constant blue screens
This is already the second time I’ve received bad product
Anyways I put up the proposal of going to the shop instead of getting it delivered
We're excited to announce #Frostpunk1886.
Rebuilt in Unreal Engine, expanded with a completely new Purpose Path, the long-awaited mod support, and more - all the while staying true to the legacy of the original.
Still about survival, sacrifice, and about the people of New London 🤍
Coming in 2027. The City Must...
Already??!
oh 2027
more like a reimagining
I see
Servers should start sketching up evacuation plans if discord really does go down the shitter
Yes
💔
Moving to Teamspeak 4
Hell nah
Like I feel like we should be fine, but still it's good to have a backup
The kiln must burn
ingame we in Site-02 or Area-02?
Site
Site-02
It's a bit weird because on paper it should be an area but oh well
Something something lore loopholes
i think this as Area-02 but Site
Mr Narrative, fix this
Nope
(so Sites MORE HUGE)
yep
So you’re telling me we need to invent time travel
We've already battled to get people to know that the game takes place in Site-02 and not Site-19

(sometimes i think NW doesn't read some lore by community and add smth as they think more pleasant for Counter Strike : Secret Labaratory(CS:SL) lol)
I mean you’re literally talking to the guy who works for the NW lore department
who?
SimpleWolf
Movîng to Guilded
He’s part of the Narrative Design team
Which is basically just the SL lore department
Oh no, it's retarded
even worse
We have an entire Narrative department consisting of nerds pumped up on Adderall
that's how you know the game is fire
you're telling me it's not fent??
Eat the glue
You don't understand this glue smells fucking amazing
Take a bite
genuinly the last time I sniffed glue (I was gluing something) I felt eepy
I prefer the smell of petrolium
what glue
Collapse the local ecosystem due to excessive water vapour
Glue
You want to drink glue?
sea water wasted
Only sniff
crackhead
No, visionary
my bad
That's the preferred term
So much wasted water that could instead be used to solve the great problem
Used for an acrobatic abatement
preach
scp foundation looks at an ocean and goes "oh man imagine all of this to wash off 173's shit"
Sniff glue to canonically learn a new language
cant we just give 173 shit to lion's
also why isnt there any shit in the water of the acrobatic abatement
because the horse needs to free his bros #general-chat message
it now explains everything
acrobatic abatement water being turned into 173 flowing shit would be great for like an april fools update
lmfao
I doubt peanut's shit is radioactive
I mean
it'll feel like you're in chernobyl just for your nose
but like
other than that
when walking in 173 shit it secretly gives you brain damage
actually this makes me wonder
does 173 shit like activily hurt if it's
on an open wound?
like if your arm was cut and you fell onto a pool of his shit would it like sting like something like alcohol?
I be asking the REAL questions
Wouldn't hurt
and the fecal matter
what if it has like
anamolous properties
what if instead of giving you an infection it enhances that part
How would it do that
idk man
the thing's is anamolous
don't you think it's shit gonna do some wacky shit?
Sniff glue to canonically learn a new language
Use it to find new ways to make glue using recipes created by the ancient ones
Discover secrets to the universe
This internet connection is so crap
bro stop sniffing glue while at work
Bold to assume I am working at the moment
One time i went to a restaurant, they had 2 different sizes for steak: 250g (9oz) and 400g (14oz)
I asked for the 400g steak and the waitress was kinda surprised lol
you always work at the horse farm
the fuck is oz
Narrative design horse
I am currently en route to riding atm
riding the narrative designer horse
Ounces
-# for the gun people
She's too young
haha
Riding Lleici instead
them people be using feet n shit
She's a funny horse, she's the type that requires a lot of effort to gain trust, but will go through hell for you
How hungry
So hungry i could
go ahead
Y'all need better material
i could
do it
level 10
is this the horse of truth and wisdom
your level 10
When i told the waitress i wanted the 400g steak she was like "u sure bro?"
No, she is though
i mean 400g bro
I'm 165cm and weigh 50Kg i don't look like the type of guy to be eating a 400g steak
Your 165cm?
How tall is the average Italian
thats like a teenage size i would say
Oh really?
Average adult height in Italy is 175
How old are you micio
However, i am 15
miciogattomatto
Depends on genetics
^
Broski I am literally ethnically Turkish





