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I promise you will have a great time playing with fungal infection spore.
but they will never add ihm
why?
I hope it is
imagine 073
what was that one scp that’s a ghost and he like haunts you and kills you
scp 966
Well yes
can always be relooked at
no
if you add scp-457
More class 🤑🤑
ok so rules of adding scps into the game 1. no fun
He would be broken due to no E-9
E-9?
and the zombies
they aren't
Fire eaters
Scp096 sucks
Scp106 still need rework
096 doesn't suck
Scp049 also need rework
I guess
Also Scp3114
and 106 IS REWORKED
but no removable worthy
mf
On unity fire effects are very hard to make, and its like fps destroyer.
He's not
like an not brain dead 106 palyer
can wipe out half of the mtf
aight this shit is becoming twitter
this is where I'm saying no
he cant
Hence why the sprinkler traps or some gimmick to help contain but that could also be a cool idea of different squads alongside NTF, maybe earned through certain tasks or achievements the NTF achieved beforehand when they spawn or dependant on the SCP type
ok so they led this policy even before paralebum
Is there any proof that he can do this?
true the fire would have to be optimized
The weed scp needs to be added
Parabellum was peak
frfr
best update
ok so when the game was fun
friendly fire
I'm
what if 457 doesn’t actually kill people but he crashes peoples games to kill them
stop shaming on me about that

you are fucking disgusting
for shaming me abt that
shame on you
i'm gonna piss on snow
watch and cry
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discusting
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Fuck
hahaha

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can i give a negative rep?
thank you for the arbitrary internet point
but that is not what the wheel said
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for context he's been doing this for over 5 years now
never use discord.py
discord.js is the only proper way of making discord bot
Russians have discord?
you play roblox
Listen I like russians
🤫
I do not
I replaced it long time with sl
and gmod
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tis is such a banger tho
It's sucks
dont'care
ban this mf from my discord server
zanick
NOW
forced
You are excused
ain't nobody forcing anyone buddy
go pay with visa
or use paypal
hahaha
the fuck does that mean
australians
them mates
are so weird mane
they jump around the kangaroos n stuff mate
Once, I saw a scally wag die to a bird
norwood
2 years to ur death
GEG
Halloween is canceled
tripi tropi tropa tripa
tbh I love Halloween in sl
rgf?
tbh i hate you
russian ground forces
Man fuck you
is that true?
Russian ground forces
Last good halloween in sl was in 2022
russia on their way to conscript 18 year olds
Your fatty mom
More meat to the grinder
i mean marshmellow man
i may or may not have made a fork bomb and opened it
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Eh scp 012 isn't fit for this game
did you want a tutorial in .pdf?
you watching the oblivion steam? @strange trellis
no i just made the fork bomb because i'm bored
yes
I am curious what they going to change
and if the release date will be today
which I doubt
Heavy duty is peak
I really hope they change the levelling system
parabellum was a mp3
man I hope they fucking add gamepass
is that the new update?
its so bad in the original
yea add levelining in game to
never happend
honestly.... I have a feeling it will just be graphical
reworked blocking and archery were a part of the leak
so who knows
I'm going to sleep
old heavy 😢
Old heavy was so much better than the current one
also still think mannimarco deserves an actual boss fight
(not)
I kinda doubt they are going to do that
but hey
I am prob wrong
it is kinda funny though that one of the most important characters in the lore is so pathetically easy
ya
I know for sure that they are not going to do this but add stuff in the past games
add a banking system like daggerfall had
so I can do bank fraud
damn, I have dinner so I will miss the stream
how dare you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18CGW9P5Y9M
You think the guards in Oblivion are annoying, check out the ones in DaggerFall.
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wanna know a funny thing?
if you put an emoji in a header (the big text with #) it'll be smaller than a message only containing an emoji:
😄
😄
(2nd one is with the header)
Dammit why the fuck is my game stuttering
memory leak??, update gpu, check your memory, etc....
"All of the above" ahh
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Finally out of school bruh
nathan deleted a lot of cc
thanks a bunch
!maid
@astral ibex
oh that one still works
RUB IS MAID?
sweet
oh maid is back
👏
!hom
homhomhomhomhom
Why are we sending the reddit memes
Joseph is chef

the oblivion portals (the fact that you can look into them) is cool @strange trellis
and see what it looks like
Actually an SCP that wouldn't be broken to add would be SCP-291. An scp that serves as a smaller 914 but randomized, no guns per say or armor but items such as better cards or ammo (since 914 is like the first place all scps go anyway)
There are already coins in the game and it would not only give more importance in getting to entrance, but depending on the loot it gives can help either escaping the facility easier for spawn waves or turn the tide.
Rough idea but something not so game breaking that could be implemented in the future
Okay cool? Not really that long
scp 294 would be a better idea as it could be a scp item in entry zone (and it would make sense since its a coffee machine) that would work like candy it can give you a cup of healing a cup of speed boost etc
i wish there was a 24/7 nuke only queue
does no one question how the foundation managed to get the nuke under ground?
like inside of the facility
did they just build around it?
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See I was thinking that too but youd have to input what you wanted but both would be interesting
They built it like a Lego set.
HI RUB 
@astral ibex pong
@minor goblet bird
Yes
:D
@latent jackal drew my pfp
who rubbing they dub
dub te rub dub
the stinky mod
I stand corrected @strange trellis
So I am selling some stuff online right
on a website similar to craigslist
and I wondered where the fuck this dude is living
since his postcode was so weird
Worth it for a masterpiece compared to alot of titles recently
blud is living directly on the fucking border, in the most southern west corner
Not as big as Baldur's Gate 3 at 160GB 
peak point shop item spotted
welcome to modern day games
ondon
didn't want to pay swiss tax
planning to buff in 14.1
western developer has been here
Dr.Property
Dr adobe
Dr.Apartment
@everyone Does anyone wanna play SCP:SL beta version on the Northwood Official Beta server #2?
@everyone no
5$ and i'm discarding my account
Not your server
Anyways, I'm waiting there. If anybody wants to log in, I'm waiting. Have a nice day! and I'm sorry if I made anyone angry or upset
you didn't make anyone upset
how about we ban YOU
this chat isn't for SL players
Wah kill this guy
as you wish
This is just for shitposting
This chat is for anything but that includes SL players
uhm mods
It's just that not many use this chat
beautiful pair of boobies
this guy is still waiting for his ban
ugliest birds ever seen
@errant hollow permission to kill?
Absolute lie
enough
I want to see big boobs
I'm skuf
Yes
yay
Gurt : sybau
crazy

so, the server for SL players is scp-discussion?
Yes
Oh, ok. Thanks very much! 
#scp-discussion is where you'll find more discussion for the game, but just a heads up people in there are more likely to mess with you
It's to late
NOOOOOOO
So, can I send an invite to play SL there?
You can offer and ask for people to join, but don't expect many, if any, to accept the offer.
I've tried mc donalds hashbrowns in england
they were awful
like the worst i have tried in my life
McDonalds is terrible. It's cheap food that's not cheap anymore.
McDonough is bad period
no thanks
McDonalds has always been garbage
I beg to differ, the best mc donalds i had was in prague like 10 years ago.
Really good cheeseburgers
and cheap as well
they've forgotten their place nowadays
"best mcdonalds" says nothing
what in the fuck
I ain't paying 3€ for cardboard burgers
our local burger king is much better, in terms of prices and taste
like, i only eat there with coupons
lemme check
Larry’s tomb
fast food in general is garbage
i always see articles on the internet talking about why McDonald's Coke tastes so good
MFER IT TASTES LIKE FLAVORED ATER
The best piece of garbage is still garbage
exactly
Burger king, mcdonalds, everything like them is trash here in the states
micky d’s sprite was actually different
Fast food is trash
there is a reason it's also called junk food
THE FRICKLES? WTF
god yeah
Cuz it ruins your body
It’s very bad
i can confirm, though I only tried them in canada
?
believe its similar in quality
?
probably slightly better there
American fast food is probably worse
Since here in Canada I mainly use my timmys
here, not too bad in price
?
?
@urban ice
?
🤔
I haven't seen georgia talk in months
Georgia is better than Georgia
they did WHAT to him
You're telling me pickles fried this cat?
Yogurt
Gurt: syau
lemme check
Tom Hortons kinda sucks too though
It’s the employees
Not the place
they have veggie stuff
seeing how they are most likely fried in the same oil as chicken nuggets
Loads of veggie stuff
local kebab house > fast food
Why does Zeus look like that
ask Volve
Valve
Valve?
Company that created Dota 2
Oh my goodness gracious
how can I verify my patronage
tanks
Long live the foundation
eh see pee
You sell these or sum?
No it’s for a cosplay group
Thats extremely cool
I give them out to member of it and con goers
I can see you bought in stocks lmao
Always looking for new people
Was it costy?
Oh nice one dude
Yeah lol
But it’s fun
Always looking for new members
If you were thinking on getting involved @lunar siren hit me up
i know that i can get fucked myself so, i won't tell what is in my heart
Im on the motherland no way 😂
no!!! you can't fuck my country!!!
My nvme drive arrived
Its true saw one do that this morning
it's not a physical object!!!
Oh I just thought he was Polish because most guys sound the same over there right @true sky
The flag is
Anyways
John gabriel ultrakill?
I get it to be fair @true sky said a horny comment at first
You did fuck USA
lol
Always those pols…
you should turn back NOW
Your choice is made
I got black I got white what you want
As the righteous hand of the father i shall rend u apart or something
I forgot machine
Whos responsible for this
me
Your end is near
Censor what?
But I like the d
Yeah carful bro a lot of people here don’t have that
🤨
Empl*yement
You mean, Employment?
134
Did I do good?
AHHHHH
You need anti too
OH NO!
I would 100 percent give you some patches but it would have to be in the trip
Oh I also am giving out kits too which is good
if you drink 207 and anti 207 does that make you an scp
to survive the explosion
You take anti then you use pink and run away
My goals are to kill everyone else
Not some
But all
If I die then I can’t kill everyone
That's if you drink 207 by itself
What would it be if you drank 207 and anti
literally
@dry mulch if I link my steam account to my discord through the link does the beta appear in the beta section on sl or nah
uhh
I don't know
there's like a channel for it or something
so I did the thingamajig and idk what to do now
I'm so happy that "thingamajig" I'd in my autocorrect
is*
thingamajig and thingamabob are such underrated words
hello
I like porkbun with their "dejigamaflipper"
BIG WIN
Wow
goat
more big booms
Will it be 14.1 this month?
Ok hear me out on this
What if 079 got more powerful the more gens that were activating/active
Used to be a thing
Removed because broken
Well that was already on
But what would happen 079 would become busted

Never again.
It’s not weird it’s called being funny
Sorry I’ll tell normal knock knock jokes from now on
Give me my roles back
relink your discord account on patreon
no
@eager wadi @eager wadi @eager wadi :3
no
no
Why not Nathan
no
Why did you ban me if my naughty joke was already deleted
Now you’ve gotten rid of every single funny thing I’ve ever said
Im well sad
peenits
People keep saying my actual name (Shaun) in this SL server and it’s giving me a schizo attack
hi joe
AHHHH
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You can check them manually with the !mywarnings command in #bot-commands
Can I get clear guidelines of how funny I can get before mods cry about it
So I’m a little on the fence here
Sigh
you're just asking to get muted at this point.
you can increase your funny level if you ping hubert moszka three times in a row
Sup yall
what ever happened to that surface radiation feature
I’m not actually if you look at my previous question
Okay what even happened 💔💔
My original question is here for reference
If in doubt, don't send it
I’m never in doubt
then you dont need the clarification
okay, never doubt myself it is
thanks for the positive vibes lucid
But I do
Okay guys I pledge to make family friendly jokes from now on
keep it nick eh 30
real
Swear he’s dropped an R slur once or twice
what 😭
💔
Hard R
so is it r slur or hard r
Hard R
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I want one of those

@eager wadi can I have one of those
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!stab @dry mulch 1h stop bothering me
dang it

Peak
can you please unban my server
forcefulfornication#0 has been muted in this server for 1 hour.
what a long ass nickname
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frog
frog indeed
forg
fog
it's coming
the fog is coming
frogs legs ❤️
Are you sure
He is so stupid
He not rabbit
rabbit
He's a carbbit
catbit
the good old times
aah
Absolute peak
old got uncer
hallo
sonntag
montag
dienstag
mittenwoche
warum
mitwoch
besser
middle of the week
u are a big og of everything wow
wdym?
rabbid
ur whole account is so rare
Yea you’re science blue
hallo
holy fuck
wish i had my original acc

fuck discord
DIscord HQ, this is a joke, Denty does NOT want to have unconsentful sexual intercourse with you
no fuck them
freaky ahhh NW staff
Mf gonna see that and say
" "
there will be a very mysterious ICBM going to their HQ
im actually so pissed
they fucking auto logged me out of my old acc
and i had to factory reset my phone, so i lost 2FA
and they "couldnt do anything" because i lost 2fa codes
I know of a guy who got discord banned for saying "he'll shoot up Discord HQ"
i bitched at the higher ups, a few months later they fucking add the ability to still recover your account if you lost your 2FA
right after my acc was deleted
in game of course 😄
in minecraft*
bro is batman
no
those are LONG GONE
very few people got them because it was getting abused
- its the early dev badge
One is blue and other is green
not the same thing
one is an actual symbol of being a bot dev with going through a whole process, the other is one anyone can get for doing nothing
sadged
masonic or dan still has theirs pretty sure
hows central server rework going
theres a rework? 
I know there was an attempt like 2 years ago?
he wasnt in the studio back then
.
Greetings fellow humans 
here, we sexually identify as a non-binary pen
idc
Greetings fellow living or not living creatures*
Greetings fellow non-binary pen* pls
Hello pen pals
I am going to eat the pink candy
hi
discord when someone mentions a number in which it is below the result of 26 halved
Found it in scp sl meme gif
God i love it when someones nickname in game matches discorss nickname
the D in Class-D stands for defecation
are elevators called elevators cuz they get you elevated
nah, they are called lifts because they lift you
Dretard
😟
!leak
oh if you knew....
geebings
Yesterday
ok why is discord using 91% of my CPU what in the fuck
IT'S A FUCKING INTEL 13TH GEN NOT EVEN SL USES THAT MUCH OF IT
Intel scamming you vro
Switch to nvidia
Nvidia CPU is crazy
If you're standing close enough you might still be blinded, but it will still be less than if you stared directly at it 
Holy fuck
1.9 GB
32 GB
The 90% CPU usage isn't tho... you know
fucking SL usually uses between 20% and 40% of my CPU
Unlike SL they didn't optimize crypto miner discord scam download.
restart your pc
oh no i stood like 7m atleast away
still got blinded for 3-4s
That could be for a few reasons (most likely lag / desync / ping) but to answer your question, yes turning away does matter
Im at the edge to turn off friend requests
Accept me then do it
I was noxplis the 5th if u rember
I am back
What happened, big man?
Sigma wolf ahh
Hes pretty biased
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Electron moment
thank you amazon for recommending me a laser engraver for 2200€
i dont know why id need one
but thanks anyways
Maybe you should change your material
Infinite wisdom
Right editor in wrong fandom
That is the point
Right editor but in wrong fandom💔
Oh wait bro didnt even watermark it
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Thanks
that is not us pretty sure
Cant play because cloud is not synced or sum
steams down
im new to steam ngl
oh
well
whatever time/day it is for you right now
steam has maintenance at this time every week
maintenance
planned maintenance
oh
they take it down
happens every week
idk why we haven't claimed the handle yet
prob cuz tiktok is fucking aids
yeah ppl believe its us + they act like they are us
def should nuke them, since they can easily fake stuff and start drama
im assuming that this account is run by the only person "we" are following
someone who goes by the name of MR.licker
idk who that is
of course
well, at least the fact that he's banned from here confirms my theory lowkey
nw has a trademark so its not hard to get the handle back
honestly get the acc
since people believe its the actual acc
i feel like he already knows
yeah he def does
so theres prob a reason he hasn't done anythinf yet
i think he even said something about it in internal
hopefully the account isn't making money
I'm wondering how the sound designers made the siren noise in HCZ (that is if it was made from scratch and not a sample of an actual siren)

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wtf
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@hearty stirrup bot tomfoolery
??
pretend u dont know man..
thats uncalled for
You don't get it man
he called me stupid
when u say it i feel nothing
when zenlet does i feel wronged
You are stupid

wow
someone has peace, love & harmony in their heart today
im happy 4 u havoc
i caught a vaporeon the other day btw
what do u think
I got one back in 2021
pretty poggers actually
i just started playing again
I wasn't totally sure if that game was still supported
idk im new





