general-chat

[open mirage]

A few

1 FBI 2 UIU

[native drift]

Should have gotten rammed tbh

[open mirage]

Could always use more

[sterile plover]

Ever seen someone drive onto the roundabout the wrong way

[somber raptor]

no but i've seen someone drive into a roundabout

[native drift]

I have seen...myself

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/drive-gif-7770252127924411943

[open mirage]

If anyone takes interest in joining my group and vibing in the summer hit me up, I am also giving out kits and shit.

[sterile plover]

Somehow i remembered about a video where

YEA THAT ONE

[somber raptor]

i was talking exactly about him

[sterile plover]

This gif right here

[gaunt talon]

Time to 100% payday 2 again

[native drift]

Cury roads>straight road

[gaunt talon]

Did it on console first

Time for the pc version

[somber raptor]

it was some polish dude

wait a minute

Hubert was that you?

[sterile plover]

Hubert drives in his own ways

[gaunt talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589191961886588963/734372960432947240/SmartSelect_20181128-151235_YouTube.gif

[sterile plover]

Wonderful driver

[somber raptor]

btw, guys, does anyone know what this is?

[native drift]

Yo some potato chips and this cinema is prolly better than the mine craft movie

[sterile plover]

At first i thought it was a vinyl

[gaunt talon]

Hubert driving streams are peak

[native drift]

360 degree protractor

[somber raptor]

this is a tachograph disk
and if you forget to switch it for a new one at the start of your workday you're getting fined 1000€ and license suspended for 2 weeks

[rancid dome]

Tachoscheibe

[native drift]

I hate train

[somber raptor]

❓

the Counter-Strike map?

[native drift]

No like trains irl im in one rn

[native drift]

Goated map tbh

[somber raptor]

if the first thing that pops up isn't a WikiHow article i'm gonna be disappointed

[gaunt talon]

False (I never played it)

[somber raptor]

wdym trains are FIRE i love being on trains

especially if you don't have a ticket

[somber raptor]

next time we play CS2 we're playing only the maps you've never played

[native drift]

I have motion sickness....

[rancid dome]

And play it on Asian servers

You'll notice the difference immediately

No toxic ppl

[somber raptor]

and triple the ping since we live in Europe

[rancid dome]

🔥

Peaker's advantage to the max

[native drift]

Play on eu you get sweaty ahh russians going mid

[somber raptor]

the Wikipedia page for Wikipedia is protected because of vandalism

damn

[native drift]

Wtf

Cant keep its own info safe

[tough tapir]

The higher the ping the better

[rancid dome]

Worst player on CT side, best player on T side

[somber raptor]

me or you?

yo has anybody here played Insurgency Sandstorm

[rancid dome]

The player with higher ping

I.e. my experience during that Anubis game

Bot dmg on CT side, and almost top frag on T

[gaunt talon]

Played for 40 minutes and refunded

[rancid dome]

Used to

Still got the game tho

[somber raptor]

btw why is it that whenever i play with you i get Anubis

[rancid dome]

Why not

[somber raptor]

fuck Anubis i hate that map

it's probably my 2nd most hated map

[somber raptor]

too hard?

[rancid dome]

Yet you still Q for it lol

[gaunt talon]

Too boring actually

[somber raptor]

man it's not boring you get to hold a corner with an MG3

you get to have a realistic vector with absolutely no recoil

you get to fire a 4 gauge shotgun

you get to send an A-10 to the enemy's exact location

you get to kick down a door with an Improvised Explosive and a Nokia phone in your hands

[somber raptor]

yes because i'm a masochist

[gaunt talon]

I wish they never shut down the servers for blacklight retribution

Peak game

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/borzoigaming-borzoi-sand-dog-meme-gif-7540556842493661710

[gaunt talon]

I hate eating sand

[glass bronze]

Nah

[gaunt talon]

Yes

[somber raptor]

@gaunt talon peak Insurgency

Here's me camping the cache room with an anti-material rifle until a grenade rolls besides me

[gaunt talon]

Game doesn't have enough grinding

[rancid dome]

🔥 response

Not fun if I dont have to put more sweat into the game's grind than work

[somber raptor]

man

[somber raptor]

holy shit sending that video ate 4% of my battery

[rancid dome]

Time to buy a new phone atp

[somber raptor]

i'm on my lapto

(i'm in school)

[rancid dome]

Then a new laptop

[heady palm]

imagine seeing ur cmdbar opening itself up after opening the 50 steam dollar thingy

[tough tapir]

Sand game good

[gaunt talon]

Are you speaking from experience

[heady palm]

maybe

maybe not

who knows

[gaunt talon]

If it wasn't you would have said no

But you went with the maybe maybe not

Which points to a yes

[finite kelp]

If I had a nickel for everytime an HBO show featured an episode where a seemingly unending horde of undead people broke into a walled community filled with civilians being defended by armed professionals during the winter, I’d have 10 cents

[eager wadi]

hes hungry

[latent jackal]

Nom

[eager wadi]

feed him tetanus

[tough tapir]

Feed him seabunny

@meager slate

[glass bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/742276098846621757/1198234333031452714/no.gif

[latent jackal]

That won't be enough, his hunger is bottomless and a single sea bunny will not Quench the Beasts hunger

[gaunt talon]

500 sea bunnies

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/albert-wesker-wesker-resident-evil-hello-everypony-hello-gif-25721565

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/albert-wesker-wesker-resident-evil-hello-everypony-hello-gif-25721565

[strange niche]

2010 called

Well, 2011

Close enough

[visual acorn]

Why bro is a protogen now

[strange niche]

Happens to the best of us

[visual acorn]

Amen😔

[orchid kraken]

I am the best

[orchid kraken]

Me when i go normal to mlp now to proto

Changing like idk

[gaunt talon]

What's next

[orchid kraken]

Sup Fart

[gaunt talon]

What did Noxplis mean by this

[serene coyote]

I cant to find pic what said what Hubert's plan is making so many furries and femboys from peoples who playing in SL

[orchid kraken]

Better furry than femboy

Polish...

[serene coyote]

U dont want to see the plugins devs...

Everyone who has seen the SL game code becomes different...

I know what i said

[gaunt talon]

I prefer the second

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/death-threat-death-threats-lightning-mcqueen-cars-d4dj-gif-24088311

[gaunt talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1307488323480322168/lv_0_20241117003113.gif

[somber raptor]

Clostridium Tetani my beloved

[strange niche]

The human desire to drink the forbidden blue drink in the garage

[gaunt talon]

Garage blue Gatorade

[zinc spire]

ah yes my own ragdoll was offended at the people who killed me

[glass bronze]

Hmm

[latent jackal]

I wouldn't recommend it

[tough tapir]

Woo

[tight ermine]

Blinker fluid 🤤

[strange niche]

What are you going to do, stop me?

[latent jackal]

Sadly, I can not stop you

Just tell you that it's a bad idea

[strange niche]

Secrets of the Universe, untold knowledge

[tight ermine]

Free will!!

[strange niche]

all obtainable

in a blue potion

[gaunt talon]

Try the green potion in the sewers

[visual acorn]

Bro is falling down the spiral with an increasing speed

[orchid kraken]

Rising*

[tight ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760551870673846317/1316482018170896457/SPOILER_togif.gif

[gaunt talon]

The brony phase was the lowest

He's rising now

[orchid kraken]

What did rarity say to make bro this mad

"No, i wont marry you"?

[tough tapir]

Tralalero tralala

[valid silo]

omg

tralalero tralal

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/tralalelo-tralala-bombardiro-crocodilo-tralalelo-tralala-vs-bombardiro-crocodilo-gif-2485123144263978191

[valid silo]

where's brr brr patapim

and

NOOO

BOMBARIDO CROCIDILO

[gaunt talon]

Stop posting slop in general

[tough tapir]

Never

[mortal crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/metro-man-super-speed-goodbye-cool-gif-11549314578592332628

[tight ermine]

Jovix just unfriended me

😔

The price to pay for bombardiro crocodilo

[mortal crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-upset-sad-cry-boys-gif-6858682649598278649

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/chimpanzee-gif-11936618589359070096

[mortal crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/repo-rugrat-baby-gif-7909659006817253532

[latent jackal]

NW using A.I.
I think im going to be sick

[gaunt talon]

Ai generated surface rework

[tough tapir]

AI generated hubert

[mighty lodge]

It's a shark with Nike shoes on relax man

[gaunt talon]

It's ai slop

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/borzoigaming-borzoi-sand-dog-meme-gif-7540556842493661710

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-slop-ai-martin-scorsese-cinema-absolute-cinema-gif-12776836910678168037

[somber raptor]

you know what's funny btw? i always thought C. Difficile was Clostridium Difficile, but apparently now it is Clostridioides Difficile

why in the fuck did they change it

[valid silo]

I still believe 15.0 should just be called

mega patch 3

[gaunt talon]

Updates should have a better name than that

[valid silo]

welcome to..

surface duty..

honestly

heavy duty and

heavy doody

rythming is genius by nw

[somber raptor]

no no no

count all the other updates in between too: Megapatch 8

1.0 = Megapatch -6
2.0 = Megapatch -5
3.0 = Megapatch -4
4.0 = Megapatch -3
5.0 = Megapatch -2
6.0 = Megapatch -1
7.0 = Megapatch 0
Megapatch
Megapatch 2
Scopophobia = Megapatch 3
Parabellum = Megapatch 4
Mimicry = Megapatch 5
Refracted Reality = Megapatch 6
Heavy Duty = Megapatch 7
15.0 = Megapatch 8

[valid silo]

don't count

refracted reality

it's like practically nothing

[strong dune]

And 0 new playable scps

[somber raptor]

when new unity version:

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/cavs-nba-lebron-james-fist-pump-yes-gif-5317297

[valid silo]

THIS

IS

SO REAL

HOLY

[somber raptor]

Northwood shouuld have just released 13.0 half a year later (continuing the "one big update a year" thing, instead of having an update after half a year then waiting one and a half years for another one) with the FR-MG-0, Keycard changes and all the stuff they added between 13.0 and 13.5

[valid silo]

real ones waiting for mega patch 4

[somber raptor]

2027 with Megapatch X: reworked graphics and shootable props that go boom + a new 6v6 gamemode
-# wait no- that's Siege X

[valid silo]

ranked to sl

[coarse pendant]

,wait

FR-MG-0 was added in 13.0?

[spare knoll]

yeah i think

[coarse pendant]

or what

what MTF Cap had earlier?

[somber raptor]

13.1

[coarse pendant]

REALLY?

[spare knoll]

epsilon

[somber raptor]

MTF E-11 SR (sergeant's gun)

[coarse pendant]

(pretty shit that logicer)

[coarse pendant]

HAHAH REALLY

[somber raptor]

when did you start playing SL?

[coarse pendant]

G36MG i think worse

[coarse pendant]

from October 24

[somber raptor]

the FR-MG-0 on release was a fucking laser it absolutely melted people

[somber raptor]

2024?

[coarse pendant]

or some early

[neon isle]

SCPSL 15.0: Unreal Engine

[coarse pendant]

but watched sl youtube from 2018 to 2020

[spare knoll]

No he will start playing sl on october 24th

[somber raptor]

boy oh boy

you don't know the old Logicer

[coarse pendant]

SCP:SL 97.0 Surface Update

[neon isle]

😭😭

[coarse pendant]

I know

[tough tapir]

New old logicer

[rancid dome]

One where it looked wee bit like the m249?

[spare knoll]

(they just update the textures and add gate c)

[coarse pendant]

Logicer HAVEN'T UPs FROM HIS ADD INGAME NEVER

AND SURE HE WAS NERFED IB 14.0 TOO

[somber raptor]

this piece of shit gun

it had absolutely no sight and you couldn't ADS with it

it melted people

every Chaos Insurgent had it

[coarse pendant]

AHHH

THAT?

[rancid dome]

ohhhh the later one

[somber raptor]

also fun fact: old MP7 for some reason fired 7.62

[coarse pendant]

Do you know "SCP:SL Classic"?

[fallow kite]

oh my gawd

[somber raptor]

yes

[fallow kite]

i got unbanned

hello everyone ❤️

[coarse pendant]

i played archive 9.0.0

[spare knoll]

Greetings

[rancid dome]

[coarse pendant]

7.62x25?

[somber raptor]

no one:
old guards firing a fucking rifle caliber out of a machine pistol:

i'm curious to see which scam she tries on me

[coarse pendant]

OH OH I KNOW THAT

BLOCK AND REPORT

[coarse pendant]

Steam report

and fake moderator in discord

i had

[gaunt talon]

Didn't you hate eating sand

[coarse pendant]

thx

i know

[somber raptor]

i usually reply and let them "start" the scam so i can get them banned from whatever server they dm'd me from

[gaunt talon]

💔

[dawn echo]

When Beta Ends

[somber raptor]

yup it's most likely that

[dawn echo]

Fine time to skip to 2026

[spare knoll]

Only the party leaders (northwood staff) knows

[somber raptor]

uUh this is a new one

first original scammer in existence

[spare knoll]

Who types like that

[somber raptor]

scammers

[spare knoll]

“Sorry to bother you at this time.”

Dawg is still learning english

[somber raptor]

"is there someone in your family or friend?"

yes there's someone in my friend

[spare knoll]

Tryna be professional in english

[rancid dome]

Oh yeah, that one I've seen the exact phrase of

[somber raptor]

let them type... let them type...

[gaunt talon]

Scp 3114

[spare knoll]

make a gc with them and add us

[somber raptor]

i'm waiting for them to type something that can 100% link them to a scam so i can get them banned so they stop bothering people

[fallow kite]

sounds like she "accidentally" reported you!

or something

[gaunt talon]

Ô

[spare knoll]

Accidentally reporting people on discord doesnt even work anymore

[rancid dome]

Actually, there's no link for that one

[somber raptor]

oh it's not original it's just instead of doing the steam report thing she did it with Discord damn

[fallow kite]

I WAS RIGHT

she reported you omgg

[dawn echo]

Nah is safe xd

[somber raptor]

so since i have 1 hour before my computer science course starts so i will highlight everything wrong in that "discord" email

[rancid dome]

It seems that you're a member here by accident.

Lemme fix that

[somber raptor]

nice try but no one in their right mind has a PFP of the Alicorn from Ace Combat 7

Filed a report ❌
Filed tickets ✅

[tough tapir]

Noemoderator

[rancid dome]

Maidcient Ancient :3

[tough tapir]

[tame hollow]

my dad owns discord nitro

[somber raptor]

😮

[tame hollow]

!rep @fossil wasp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fossil wasp a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

No emi ta

https://tenor.com/view/miside-mita-cappie-kepochka-cute-gif-12120807923627538028

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/piwo-gif-9134806494356314119

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/open-bar-one-million-beers-gif-5819923271138533602

[lunar siren]

!rep @red pecan

[snow umbra]

You have just given @red pecan a reputation point!

[lunar siren]

[rancid dome]

Waiter. waiter! 1 Million beers please!

[spare knoll]

!rep @red pecan

[snow umbra]

You have just given @red pecan a reputation point!

[full pond]

Wait

Beer

This reminds me of this one

[rancid dome]

1 million beer!

[full pond]

Wholeup lemem search

[gaunt talon]

Wholeup

[somber raptor]

[full pond]

Wait what I can’t use crom!?”

[tough tapir]

He search

No crom

[full pond]

Or am I sooo

Nooooo

[rancid dome]

[tough tapir]

No more crom

Only beer

[rancid dome]

Crom is kil

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-kids-good-morning-happy-birthday-spy-tf2-gif-23407718

[tame hollow]

honestly, I love to play along these mfers

waste their time

[gaunt talon]

Works for me

[full pond]

I guess I just smell :(

[somber raptor]

i usually just play along until they send that "report email" thing so i can report them

[rancid dome]

Frieren!!!!

[somber raptor]

lol she blocked me (how unexpected)

[rancid dome]

❤️

[rancid dome]

xD

[full pond]

Can someone else use crom :b

:(

[full pond]

Search up 1212

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-ice-fridge-froggie-gif-22303649

[runic lichen]

Bro

I fucking finish at 5PM

[full pond]

When’d u start

[runic lichen]

8AM

[tough tapir]

Frog dispenser

[gaunt talon]

SCP-1212 ⁠— Irresponsible Competition
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1212

[full pond]

Ty

[rancid dome]

Pretty good pace guys, only 22 hours to go 🔥

[tough tapir]

16k items

16k images of frog

[rancid dome]

207MB of frog

[gaunt talon]

207GB of frog

[somber raptor]

207MB taking 22h is crazy

[rancid dome]

It's running thru the names of the files so quick but the items remaining is SUPER slow 😭

[somber raptor]

also what the fuck is it

[rancid dome]

Just a few sound files

Tom foolery

[somber raptor]

that's make up of like seventeen thousand 50KB files

[coarse pendant]

wow

[rancid dome]

They're ~22k files, each about 12-25 KB

[somber raptor]

damn

[tough tapir]

Paint the drive red

Red goes faster

[rancid dome]

clearly, the darker the red, the faster

especially when there's grey smoke coming out

[coarse pendant]

The question, what do I do when I constantly think about dying just because I don't have any real friends?

[rancid dome]

This has to be one of the slowest SSDs on existence I swear

[coarse pendant]

ssb by AMD?

[valid silo]

Lowkey

This is a non issue cuz I'm religious

Religious or not you can't deny the fact religion brings comfort to alot of people

And no

This isn't gonna devolve into religion debate or something

I just put out a philosphical truth i believe in

[somber raptor]

think about dying or think about ending yourself?
because if it's the latter i suggest you seek help

[coarse pendant]

2nd

[valid silo]

Seek help

Don't go here

This place is the complete opposit of what you need

[coarse pendant]

what another "dying"?

[valid silo]

Just

Dying

By accidents or like

Heart attack

[coarse pendant]

A

fucking translator

(я России я тупой помогииитиии)

[somber raptor]

you should seek help

what country do you live in?

[coarse pendant]

Russia

[coarse pendant]

.

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к русскоязычному серверу сообщества здесь.

[coarse pendant]

i currently on

but I want to some Encrease eng skills by chating/talking with peoples who from europe

[limpid wasp]

cool, dude

[limpid wasp]

||ничё, бывает||

[somber raptor]

a web search says 8 800 2000 122 is the russian suicide hotline, but i don't know if it's entirely correct or if it works in the entire country. so if it doesn't work just call 112 (international emergency number)

[rancid dome]

Guys, we are so back

[coarse pendant]

ты бы знал как я себя хуесосил песледние 2 месяца

[rancid dome]

wait, why is there talks about that kinda hotline now? I was gone for just a few minutes

[limpid wasp]

yep, that's right number

[limpid wasp]

baby hotline

please hold me close to you

[gaunt talon]

Hotline Miami

[coarse pendant]

where from u know?

[valid silo]

The fembiy hotline

THEY KNOW MY NAME

[somber raptor]

because someone said they're often thinking about ending themselves

[valid silo]

I CAN'T CALL THEM THEY KNOW MY NAME

[limpid wasp]

not correct question dude

[coarse pendant]

hah

[limpid wasp]

or what did you try to ask

[ebon flare]

https://tenor.com/view/jacket-payday-2-do-you-know-what-time-it-is-gif-15049370476499724745

[somber raptor]

what in the fuck

[coarse pendant]

откуда ты знаешь что это тот номер?

[rancid dome]

ohhhh, why is that the kinda thing that comes up when I'm not at my PC

[rancid dome]

@coarse pendant Please speak English.

[limpid wasp]

cause i used it in past

[coarse pendant]

that clearer?

[valid silo]

Does bro not know

The meme??

Of the femboy hotline??

[limpid wasp]

more understandable

[valid silo]

Does bro not his toes knows?

[somber raptor]

yes i do

[valid silo]

Bro toes do know

[coarse pendant]

i ask question to him.on rus cause it's easier than try say coreect on eng for me

[somber raptor]

but why would they have your name 🤨

[rancid dome]

icic

[gaunt talon]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-goodman-you-call-anonymously-walter-white-they-know-me-they-know-my-voice-walter-white-just-call-anonymously-gif-11079976506313214964

[valid silo]

Lets just say

I had a few phone calls..

[rancid dome]

Feras? A femboy? Not surprised.

[limpid wasp]

waltuh

[gaunt talon]

Jacket payday 2

[limpid wasp]

doomshop femboy

how does it taste :3

[valid silo]

Sand..-y..

[rancid dome]

[limpid wasp]

fair enough

[gaunt talon]

Feral

[limpid wasp]

i feel sad for him

[valid silo]

Nice photoshop

Where did you get that??

The photo shop??

[gaunt talon]

Notifications

[valid silo]

Dw it's fake lol

[limpid wasp]

I'll buy that photo

[limpid wasp]

how much does it cost

[rancid dome]

free, just tell him to send you a request

[valid silo]

Not putting my trust in people ever again

[coarse pendant]

okay i try

[somber raptor]

yes 14.1 is greater than 14.0 by 0.1

[valid silo]

True..

[limpid wasp]

:")

[somber raptor]

not the best thing to say when 5 minutes ago someone said they often think about doing that and i had to give them the number for the suicide hotline 💀

[coarse pendant]

Helpline number (Телефон Доверия)?

[tough tapir]

roof

[gaunt talon]

Adobe

[coarse pendant]

idk is it save to trust

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/slipped-on-a-banan-house-dr-house-wilson-fall-gif-4233010537565726416

[gaunt talon]

Haus

They aren't all in

[valid silo]

Huh

What

Did I miss..

[limpid wasp]

baby hotline

[gaunt talon]

Dr home

[valid silo]

Wait

Is it dr house

Telling someone to

Like

Yknow...

[coarse pendant]

pm

[limpid wasp]

damn

[gaunt talon]

No

[strange niche]

More mouse bites

[valid silo]

This vexes me..

Honestly

[limpid wasp]

:D

[valid silo]

Hugh laurie is a very talented actor

For an english man he played the part of an american doctor really well

I did not know he was english until I looked him up

[gaunt talon]

What season are you at

[valid silo]

3

[strange niche]

People not knowing Hugh is British will always be hilarious

[valid silo]

I kinda stopped

[gaunt talon]

I too am in season 3

[valid silo]

A while ago

[strange niche]

Especially if you grew up watching Black Adder

[valid silo]

I too am in this episode..

Honestly

That one detective guy arc is peak fiction

Finally seeing someone as much of an ass as house

[valid silo]

Blackadder is invading my yt shorts

It is so peak

[coarse pendant]

check person messages

[valid silo]

Usually it's the 1917 one but sometimes stuff from before

[limpid wasp]

*dm

direct messages

[coarse pendant]

i heard like pm

ok

[strange niche]

Don't ask what house was doing in 1917

[valid silo]

House and mr bean

Peak duo

I genuinly feel bad for captain balckadder cuz like

Both of the guys under his command are complete idiots

And everyone above him is also an idiot

[strange niche]

In fairness so was he

So it evens out

[lunar siren]

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/blackadder-hugh-laurie-gif-27145935

[gaunt talon]

Mister freeman

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/blackadder-hugh-laurie-gif-26892076

The fuck does this mean

[valid silo]

Something greater than you

[lavish fractal]

von

[strange niche]

Black Adder felt a lot different when the main characters were in the control room of Chernobyl at the time of the incident

[somber raptor]

Interesting map i made a while ago

[strong dune]

https://fixupx.com/weirddalle/status/1914642842829643970?s=46

no context memes (@weirddalle)

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[vivid crypt]

Guys look

I caught mozska

@snow umbra When is 16.7 going to come out

[strange niche]

<t:2943028800:F>, <t:2943028800:R>

[still narwhal]

.

[mild crescent]

w

[gray mirage]

Can someone explain to me. What is the Tesla gate for? (I mean in lore not in game)

[spare knoll]

For breaches so the scps get killed or hurt if they’re running loose

Which is weird

cause doesn’t the scp foundation want to keep the scps alive to study them

[gray mirage]

I think they killed more humans than scps

[spare knoll]

IDK its just a containment breach thing scp sl copied

[spare knoll]

yeah

its just like

anti breach measure

which its very bad at doing

[gray mirage]

I think there is only one cutscene with it and it is a scientist getting zapped

[spare knoll]

supposedly when there is no breach they are turned off

[spare knoll]

yeah

also now that i think about it

in cb there’s tesla’s in all zones

but in sl its heavy only

[tame hollow]

@eager wadi

[mighty lodge]

@snow umbra sybau u pmo u so Kevin 💔 💔

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/borzoigaming-borzoi-sand-dog-meme-gif-7540556842493661710

[still narwhal]

How can I get the patreon tag on the game?

[glass bronze]

!patreon

[snow umbra]

https://www.patreon.com/HubertMoszka

[mighty lodge]

Cassie is an ai we should cancel cassie

[snow umbra]

real

[glass bronze]

you need the 10 dollar patreon

[glass bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/742276098846621757/1198234333031452714/no.gif

[still narwhal]

i have

[glass bronze]

there should be tutorial somewhere .

[glass bronze]

first connect patreon to discord

[still narwhal]

i maked it

[glass bronze]

try in #bot-commands

idk now how to connect. forgot it xd

[still narwhal]

❌ Error! You do not have permission to run that command.
This command is only available to Patreon Supporters.

NCAS Bot v-3.2.0•hoy a las 14:52

[glass bronze]

ye i see

try here https://patreon.scpslgame.com/login

login with patreon

[olive forge]

Oblivion comes out tomorrow

[tame hollow]

https://x.com/jschlatt/status/1914302421246882230

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X · Apr 21, 2025, 12:57 PM

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[glass bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/742276098846621757/1198234333031452714/no.gif

https://tenor.com/view/gort-capybara-gif-26218604

[fossil wasp]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[fossil wasp]

!rep @tame hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/albert-wesker-wesker-resident-evil-hello-everypony-hello-gif-25721565

https://tenor.com/view/borzoigaming-borzoi-sand-dog-meme-gif-7540556842493661710

[tame hollow]

:D

[fossil wasp]

[gaunt talon]

I hate eating sand

[mighty lodge]

Eat dirt

I love eating dirt

[tame hollow]

this is the way

[tough tapir]

This is the way

[eternal gale]

Hi! I'm new here.

😊

[orchid kraken]

applied for animation school

now we wait

but where tf i make portfolio

[tame hollow]

from a brony to a protogen

[orchid kraken]

well ones better than another?

[tame hollow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/422385982235475968/1226254596146724864/picked.gif

[empty hearth]

thank you jamie foodeater

[orchid kraken]

not to stack donuts but

[somber raptor]

R6 Operators but i've repainted their icons according to their squads becuse i'm an evil person

[tame hollow]

stacking donuts on me weiner

[tough tapir]

Footeater

[compact sierra]

Flint and steel

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/death-threat-death-threats-lightning-mcqueen-cars-d4dj-gif-24088311

[compact sierra]

Yo noxplis

hear this animation idea

and rate it 1 to 10

[compact sierra]

it's a normal day in the foundation and the story follows an guard, after some time alarms flash red (Use the our promise to normalcy song) chaos arrive outside the gate and some guards in combat armour go to try and deal with it

(there were some guards outside who got shot bc they were guarding the place

[compact sierra]

Chaos has breached inside the facility causing war within the facility

[orchid kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sg_F-C7ACo this one would fit well

as for background music

[compact sierra]

Or that one idc but either way after a tough fight a huge spawn wave of chaos arrives

remaining survivors of the FP a sciencist in a heavy armour prepares himself at the elvator with a jailbird

as some of the remaining guards stand ready and that's the end of the song leaving the mystery if the FP cooked or got cooked

[orchid kraken]

tbh it sounds a little TOOOOOO generic

[compact sierra]

or a miniwave, you can improve it

But it's a pretty good idea

and the our promise to normalcy fits it

[orchid kraken]

i have 2 ideas in head rn and i gotta prepare one till juni

[compact sierra]

I mean the song is a bit too energetic

for a dire situation

that song would fit a song where is only one main charachter

and not like 30 people trying to defend the site

[orchid kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y84pM-I_noY would fit for animation like this

[compact sierra]

Either way what u think about the idea

the idea is liek 10x times better in my head than i acutal said it bc of my english not begin the best

[orchid kraken]

i wish i could let everything out rn lol

[compact sierra]

https://youtu.be/nmCVixO3SQ4?si=o_-W6S_3TdjqIUVB

I mean just hear this bitch out

Kinda has that dramatic feel to it, Ik u already did hear the song

the rising tensions

the arrival of the chaos

and the lost hope of the crew within the facility knowing that the MTFs aren't arriving soon

[tame hollow]

at least it's not art school

💀

[compact sierra]

I will tho.

I WILL MAKE MONTENGRO GREAT AGAIN.

[orchid kraken]

its actually high tech school but there was sections like
"IT"
"Eletrician"
"Animiation" so i obviously chose animating part, i will have to show 10 to 15 of my works once i get approved

[compact sierra]

either way

What u think of the idea

[orchid kraken]

its a little generic, can be improvments

[compact sierra]

Like what

[tame hollow]

electrics are far better

kill anybody and make it look like an accident

[compact sierra]

As a person who studies that

[left swift]

is it known when 14.1 will be released?

[compact sierra]

I almost killed myself once by fucking accident

[compact sierra]

next week

[orchid kraken]

like ci arriving at start sounds a little like most ideas

[tame hollow]

oh no, did you get an electric shock once?

[compact sierra]

I caused an entire house power outage

and the end of the cable which i sawed of

[tame hollow]

did you get send to the ER

[compact sierra]

so it was only the bronze cabl

THE SPOT WHERE IT HIT

WAS SUPER FUCKING DARK

[compact sierra]

Nah

cuz it didn't hit me

[tame hollow]

then I am one step ahead of you

[compact sierra]

I mean it's an animation for the song

But if you have improvments tell em

[compact sierra]

I was 3 cms far from begin two steps ahread of you

[orchid kraken]

totally approvable

"sorry sir but where blender or maya?"

[compact sierra]

blender for better graphics

SFM for well.

Not easier for sure I used it before

[compact sierra]

btw tell me the improvments to my idea I'm curious about em

[empty hearth]

it’s either releasing or going into public beta this weekend

[tame hollow]

I've seen and did a lot of stuff in my past 10 years, trust me.

[compact sierra]

Oh past 10 years

I'm 15 lad

[tame hollow]

my condolences

[compact sierra]

I'm off to a lovely start

[orchid kraken]

trust me sfm can make such dope shit you cant tell if its unreal engine, blender or sfm

[tame hollow]

I am much cooler than you filthy casual.

[empty hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1351181819407761508/1357476755744751696/rapidsave.com_zkw9qzbb7nse1.gif

[tame hollow]

Just last week I was standing inside a 15MW Generator

fog

[compact sierra]

I mean I'm not gonna be an eletrican

I'm gonna be an busniess man

An competitve asshole

We are not the same

[orchid kraken]

idk

[compact sierra]

Ik the beginning is a bit generic but it's following the song's rythym

I mean if u want to talk about it we can do it in dms

[orchid kraken]

following songs rythm is way more important

[compact sierra]

No rules.

Jk jk I wouldnt'ever say a slur

[compact sierra]

Ik that's what im saying the entire animation is going with rythym

if u can imagine it by listening to the song

u wouldknow

[empty hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1312711034380750919/ezgif-3-953d8865c7.gif

[compact sierra]

Man I wish I could animate some things I imagine sometimes

[orchid kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y84pM-I_noY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bm3le9s3-A

id make something like these tbh

[compact sierra]

U sure u wanna spend 10 months

of ur lfie?

[orchid kraken]

yes

i spend 7 months on MWSTW and it paid off

[compact sierra]

I mean u could spend 5 months of ur life on a cool animation

that woud pay off also

[empty hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/puss-in-boots-wolf-puss-in-boots-the-last-wish-wolf-puss-in-boots-the-last-wish-pick-it-up-sword-fight-gif-27423366

anyone can learn blender

[compact sierra]

I'm sorry mate

But I'm not spedning 3 months of my life

Learnign SFM and blender basics

I have to waste it on the gym lad

[orchid kraken]

then u wont be able to make animations

[compact sierra]

ONLY reason I might wnana learn it is as a hobby now during the sumemr cuz I will get bored

just to trelease 1 animation

and disappear for 1 year

Add realistic gore to SL.

Make JHP bullets capable of spliiting human heads open.

Add realistic severe eletric burns.

JHP's bullets would do intense damage to humans.

and cause huge holes on the end of the bullet.

Add blood pools to sl.

Add realistic guts and bodies to SL.

makes doctor become more bloody as more people he has arrived.

Because no doctor's job is ever clear.

[empty hearth]

hyperealstic blood

[compact sierra]

You fiflthy casual.

Chat I'm the only one who imagines whenever I brush my teeth a small war happens in my mouth

Correct.

As a person who watched shit ton of gore videos,

You truly are a casual.

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/borzoigaming-borzoi-sand-dog-meme-gif-7540556842493661710

[compact sierra]

If u want to learn about gore

watch gore videos

[stone palm]

I eat mulch

[compact sierra]

man them drones are devstating

and I'm just curious how doesn't shy guy break all of your bones in your body

when he dashes through you and you die

[swift imp]

Evil mulch dog

[compact sierra]

noxplis who do you support chaos or mtf

[broken hollow]

Buying a patreon now is worth or do I wait the update ? (Real question cuz I don't know when it will release)

[compact sierra]

Fuck no bruv

the 14.1 is about to come out next week

public beta

[broken hollow]

For real ?

[compact sierra]

that's how I heard

[compact sierra]

Do not listen to him

he wants you to spend your precious money

[broken hollow]

But he has access tho

[gilded timber]

There will be some form of public access this Friday (Likely as a beta), whether you're willing to wait that long is up to you!

[broken hollow]

Okay okay, thanks

[orchid kraken]

ntf

[compact sierra]

Is it a fuckign giveaway Lucid

[compact sierra]

respect+ I love you+ you are a giga chad

[compact sierra]

Please don't be a fucking giveaway

and well I can't wait to fuck around with new reverb

But getting the micro now will be hella hard

[gilded timber]

No, it's not a key giveaway

[compact sierra]

an actual public beta

like you guys did for 14.0

[peak bane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1231994554526208122.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=3652catcri

[gilded timber]

Most likely yes

[compact sierra]

(if that's the case I'll be partipaciting in it like i did on the last one

[compact sierra]

so ur telling me

[glass bronze]

heya Lucid :3

[compact sierra]

we will be able to play snake

[peak bane]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-079-scp-079-switch-gif-14161921440646464436

[compact sierra]

Yea I ain't questiong that pfp

GRRRR SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

[gilded timber]

Hi!

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-kids-cute-funny-gif-126978798314645602

[gilded timber]

Yes

[spare knoll]

it can’t be!

[compact sierra]

that looks like a dild-

[compact sierra]

ARE THERE FORKLIFTS!?

[glass bronze]

💀

[gilded timber]

You can stall on surface with snake to your hearts content

[glass bronze]

we need snake leaderboard

[compact sierra]

IS IT TRUE!?

[gilded timber]

Yes

[compact sierra]

FUCK YESSS

ADD EVEN MORE GORE TO SL FUCK YOU

THEY ADDED FORKLIFTS

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-satoru-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-8872922284431337007

I CAN'T HOLD IT

pasant

[compact sierra]

is it true that we are gonna have old skies?

on surface

[spare knoll]

stupid presents 🎁 Ho ho ho 🎅

[silk maple]

Curse technic "HOLLOW FORKLIFT"

[unkempt sierra]

"erm actually"

[compact sierra]

"By smashing both the micro and the jailbird."

[unkempt sierra]

shutcho ass

[compact sierra]

"You get an imaginary technic."

https://tenor.com/view/satoru-gojo-hollow-purple-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-20963812

Hollow FORKLIFT!

[unkempt sierra]

i'm gonna skin you alive

[silk maple]

U steal my joke

[compact sierra]

we gonna have a new sky box!?

https://tenor.com/view/rumpelstiltskin-arsenko-impatience-waiting-нетерплячість-gif-16460058

[glass bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/742276098846621757/1198234333031452714/no.gif

[compact sierra]

TELL ME LUCID

[unkempt sierra]

shit nobody cares about enthusiast

[compact sierra]

SHUT THE FUCK UP I DO

IS IT TRUE

[glass bronze]

chill

[spare knoll]

Are they going to add scp 127?

[gilded timber]

Here's the changelog:
https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1QnlV84YuPeEK9LF8Zdh1C90MRrtdD2P2YdbQ5u5JlP0

[compact sierra]

HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!!!

FUCK YES

them new keycards looking fine

I would smash

best one is

05 keycard

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/851230673025236992/saying05insteadO5.gif

[spare knoll]

Did they add private card back?

[compact sierra]

FUCK YES

[compact sierra]

No

[unkempt sierra]

tldr nothing added

[compact sierra]

Shut the fuck up

Private card is begin usedi n roleplay

servers

this gore guy

[silk maple]

Why Trooper so overreacting About 14.1

[compact sierra]

i'm more exictied

[silk maple]

[compact sierra]

for the keycards rework

than the fucking acutal 14.0

like in 14.0 I was like

"Oh it's 14.0 sure

I didnt'care

[glass bronze]

interesting

[compact sierra]

well this is giving new.

strageties to scp team

and now 1 scp staying in heavy is more optional

and getting the micro and wipping the scps will not be as easy aynmore

[unkempt sierra]

reworked keycards (no one complained about them) award

are you french

ok and

[broken hollow]

It is.... You can play SNAKE on a chaos keycard

[unkempt sierra]

if it's not broken dont fix it

[somber raptor]

ngl we should have a Nuke Access Card that only opens nuke, that in my opinion makes more sense than a Surface Access Pass

[final lion]

that talking gun is the new micro now

[unkempt sierra]

alo are you french

[somber raptor]

although from a gameplay point of view the Surface pass is more useful

[compact sierra]

I mean the talking gun

Isn't the best

a micro is a micro

talking gun is just an LMG

[broken hollow]

I am

I AM FRENCH

🦅

Wrong one

🥐

[eternal gale]

😊

[unkempt sierra]

"dônt complaineè abôut le updàteux"

[final lion]

idk ive seen a few cause some major damage to scps if not kill them with that gun, not almost instantaneous as the micro I agree (and less satisfying) but a decent weapon you dont gotta worry about ammo for

[somber raptor]

is it actually that powerful?

[silk maple]

Obviously not someone alt.account

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-jumpscare-jump-jumpscare-frog-toad-jumpscare-gif-17126897754304945804

nah

fr

[somber raptor]

nah nostalgia

[silk maple]

[somber raptor]

2020 SL > 2024 SL

[unkempt sierra]

my condolonces

[unkempt sierra]

.

[final lion]

tier 2 of the gun yes against any human ive seen, but tier three ive seen and been tapped instantly with a few good shots

[unkempt sierra]

before paralalalabeum or whatever

[spare knoll]

Fym

[somber raptor]

and today i found out Aya Shmara (#pet-pictures dealer) is the owner now
i thought Meganeko owned it 😭

[final lion]

🧢

[somber raptor]

❌

[tranquil jolt]

After 2 weeks I finally got a nice framerate on scp sl

For the FIRST time ever

[glass bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/827601423529017374/1291089193434615921/watermark.gif

[tranquil jolt]

Imagine buying a high end pc

Just to find out it has a problem

[silk maple]

Meganeko leaved from scp sl classic?

[tranquil jolt]

Then having to fix it

For 2 fucking weeks

[somber raptor]

apparently

[spare knoll]

imagine no surface update after years of players wanting it

[tranquil jolt]

Optimization would be great

[spare knoll]

Sorry i lied

rework

they added lights to surface

or revamp

[final lion]

ngl SZ is kinda meh in terms of its layout

you can add lights and other decoratives, but give us more paths or make it less common for scps to camp surface spawn waves with more defensible positions

[spare knoll]

ya i don’t like surface

[unkempt sierra]

new playable scp

[spare knoll]

Lowkey my least favorite zone

[unkempt sierra]

(not holiday)

crazy idea

crazyyyyyyyy

[spare knoll]

but if they updated it it would be cool

[spare knoll]

yeah

why do they add playable scps first holidays

when with the same effort you can make one

that isnt for holidays

[fallow kite]

aaa

Is there any snow here?

[spare knoll]

Add flooding to scp sl

Add earthquakes

[compact sierra]

Add rain to sl

[tranquil jolt]

Surface needs to have cabinet and rooms

[compact sierra]

make sure ppl's CPUS ae non existent

[spare knoll]

1 in a million chance the facility just collapses

[tranquil jolt]

Some medkits would be nice

Or random scp item

[compact sierra]

I mea nit kinda doesn't make any SENSE

[spare knoll]

Ok yall hear me out

[fallow kite]

Don't call me that!

[compact sierra]

TF U MEAN AN RANDOM SCP ITEM

[spare knoll]

about surface

[compact sierra]

ON SURFACE

[spare knoll]

please hear me out

[compact sierra]

are u retarded

[silk maple]

Because i guess it's hard to add a SCP who are NORMALLY be balanced and released in game, im dont think add a black hole scp its great idea.

[tranquil jolt]

My brother

[fallow kite]

I will piss on snow and there is nothing you can do about that

[tranquil jolt]

Its fucking empty

[silk maple]

[compact sierra]

my brother

it's surface

[tranquil jolt]

Needs to have something at least

[compact sierra]

it's susposed to be that way

EMPTY

[velvet mason]

thought that was dark souls my brains fried

metro exodus

[compact sierra]

f u were a fucking hidden facility

[tranquil jolt]

Rooms wud be nice

[unkempt sierra]

hard to destroy reptile geg

[compact sierra]

would u leave VERY GOOD weapons

and fucking scp items

on the surface of the facility

[tranquil jolt]

Yes

[spare knoll]

what black hole scp?

[compact sierra]

ofc u fucking wouldn't

[tranquil jolt]

Cry

[final lion]

nah

[compact sierra]

tf U MEAN YES

[velvet mason]

andor season 2 is tonight

[final lion]

but id make it more defensible

[velvet mason]

this is massive

[silk maple]

Its was a joke man.

[compact sierra]

my god I'm gonna hit you irl

[spare knoll]

Ok

Yall what scp would yall want if they could add it and make it balanced

[compact sierra]

I'm gonna throw a chair at you

[tranquil jolt]

Too short you cant reach me

[compact sierra]

SCP-610 make it an event

[silk maple]

Unbalanced shit who gonna destroy all Site-02.

[spare knoll]

yesss

[compact sierra]

during the SCP-610 event beta-7 spawns

SCP-610 is capable of evolivng

[unkempt sierra]

according to lore 096 can't be killed yet they made it killable so erm?

[compact sierra]

and infected humans or militants

[final lion]

ngl SCP-457 and add a new mechanic of sprinkler traps to help contain it

[compact sierra]

acutally wear their clothes

[spare knoll]

he technically doesn’t die

[compact sierra]

oinstead of becoming red blobs

[silk maple]

SCP5K made them good but they are sooo annoying.

[spare knoll]

he still moves after he “dies”

[silk maple]

In Antarctica mission

[spare knoll]

same

[unkempt sierra]

make lizard get stunned too

so

[spare knoll]

Most realistic

[unkempt sierra]

solved

lel

[somber raptor]

off to cook an egg on my laptop i go

[orchid kraken]

wtf is that

[compact sierra]

I;m so sorry mr tough guy

[fallow kite]

The moon

[silk maple]

Genius.

[fallow kite]

retard

[compact sierra]

the fact that you might be 6'7 to be taller than me is cute

[spare knoll]

682 also can get super weak canonically right

from injury

[compact sierra]

yo noxplis

[unkempt sierra]

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trvth...

[compact sierra]

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