general-chat

[dry mulch]

Embed fail

[inland wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[polar spade]

Last guy who tried to kill Alfred went brain dead

[inland wasp]

wayne manor is booby trapped to hell at this point

[inland wasp]

yeah and by that he meant withseven bullets in his chest

[nova saddle]

I go fight superman

[inland wasp]

ok how tf you gonna beat superman

wow green rock amazing

laser eyes.

[polar spade]

Batman doesn't kill
But Alfred holds no such reservations

https://tenor.com/view/alfred-alfredpennyworth-batfam-arkham-arkhamknight-gif-14634761

[nova saddle]

Easy I put batman in a wheelchair

[inland wasp]

you cant

hes batman

[polar spade]

Kyptonite

[inland wasp]

laser eyes

from like

idk

[polar spade]

Or a nuke
Nukes do work on Superman

[inland wasp]

across the country

[polar spade]

Radiation kills him

[inland wasp]

he can fly at the speed of sound and can hear a pin drop

[nova saddle]

https://images.app.goo.gl/wSTNopEgytEWqKzC7

I hire bane the break back man's back putting him in a wheelchair and then somehow also get cooked in a wheelchair

[inland wasp]

"See, he'll turn red any second now!"

See, RED!

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-batman-arkham-origins-bane-bane-vs-batman-ceiling-gif-6164893486889157512

[inland wasp]

no wait, thats blood.

[polar spade]

Oh my god, is that a man covered in blood?

[inland wasp]

anyways im no longer pissrole so now me and goodman can be allies

wow

what about it.

[polar spade]

You manic, who's blood is that

[dry mulch]

Well I bought it now what

Oh

Hooray!

[polar spade]

I can't be friends with a murderer (publicly)

[inland wasp]

that is my username yeah.

[nova saddle]

All right good man tell me how to fight superman and win it has to evolve a gun somehow

[inland wasp]

also like

this is cows blood

[polar spade]

Evolve a gun

[inland wasp]

idk what to tell you

[nova saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/snyderverse-zack-snyder-dceu-batfleck-batman-v-superman-gif-8415443805320016992

[polar spade]

Okay, so i get the evolvinator

[inland wasp]

point a gun at lois lane

[polar spade]

And use it on a firearm

To evolve the gun

[nova saddle]

Pull up hold up this man is actually thinking about something

[polar spade]

Kryponite bullet and then nuke him

[inland wasp]

like how tf am i going to kill superman with a bullet

just hold lane hostage.

[peak bane]

expensive

[polar spade]

What happens if i fear gas superman?

[nova saddle]

Nah man have you watched Man of steel Man snaps a man's neck I'm not putting his f****** girlfriend in danger

But you know I'm going to be 6 ft under the f****** ground

[inland wasp]

what danger im going to shoot her

at least when i die i know ive dented supermans emotional health

[polar spade]

We're literally trying to kill Space Jesus
We can spend a few bucks to kill him

[inland wasp]

and then justice league injustice plays out

superman defeated

[nova saddle]

All right good man how do you kill wonder woman

[inland wasp]

nuke amazonia

its an island

[polar spade]

Tie her up
That's her weakness

Literally becomes useless if she's tied up

[nova saddle]

You have to do a batman strategy on her

[inland wasp]

ok, nuke.

yeah.

hes done that before.

[peak bane]

cryptonite is expensive

[inland wasp]

im pretty sure at this rate it falls from the litreal sky

[nova saddle]

All right then tell me how to kill the flash and you have to use a gun in some way

[dry mulch]

Guys will you get mad if I ask another question regarding the patreon

[inland wasp]

i think someone made a whole ass mech from kyprtonite once

[polar spade]

https://youtu.be/Iv9e7ZNnC-M?t=34

Rare my ass

[nova saddle]

Good man kill the flash from hell with a gun go

[somber raptor]

So

[inland wasp]

i stand in the middle of an ice rink and wait for him to trip out

then i shoot his kneecaps

[nova saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/atv-vehicle-focusing-slow-moving-th-flash-gif-13855171

[peak bane]

di

[inland wasp]

if he vibrates i stick a metal pole in his body

[somber raptor]

There is this one Italian song that from what i know had quite a bit of success outside Italy too

So... do any of you know Italodisco?

[inland wasp]

so if he turns back he dies

[dry mulch]

How do I get my title in game or will I already have it

[inland wasp]

you will

already have it.

[dry mulch]

How does it know my steam

[nova saddle]

All right this is the last one tell me how to beat anybody Ryan Reynolds green lantern

[inland wasp]

did you not receive the pateron beta code??????

[dry mulch]

Errr

[polar spade]

!patreonportal

[snow umbra]

https://patreon.scpslgame.com

[inland wasp]

i litreally paint myself yellow

[dry mulch]

No?

[inland wasp]

tf is he going to do

[proud turret]

is the 9600x to the 9800x3d a worth upgrade

[dawn karma]

Can yall quiet down im tryna goon

[nova saddle]

what the fuck

[dawn karma]

Thank you

[polar spade]

https://scpslgame.com/beta-branch-access/

[inland wasp]

silence, [GREENNAME]

[dry mulch]

Where am I meant to get that

[polar spade]

@dry mulch

[inland wasp]

you have never read justice league in your life.

[dawn karma]

Can you quiet down im tryna goon

[dry mulch]

Ah so I gotta wait a while

[inland wasp]

or any dc comic

[tawdry coyote]

Omning it

[dry mulch]

I only paid for the research tier btw incase that changes anything

[tawdry coyote]

Omning it so good

[nova saddle]

@polar spade tell me how to beat bane he's super Titan up

[dry mulch]

Are you sure

[polar spade]

https://youtu.be/Iv9e7ZNnC-M?t=58

[polar spade]

Do what Arkham batman does

[dawn karma]

I asked very nicely can you quiet down im tryna goon

[dry mulch]

When do I get image perms

[dry mulch]

Are you sure

[polar spade]

Wait for him to charge and then throw a batarang to stun him

[tawdry coyote]

Level 10

[polar spade]

While he's stunned, beat the hell out of him

[nova saddle]

What do is I get a buddies to start playing the f****** God

[inland wasp]

oh you get them once you turn level 10

[dry mulch]

Amazing

[tawdry coyote]

It barely takes like 3 days tho

[dry mulch]

How do I pay to become level 100 immediately

[dawn karma]

Can you quiet down im tryna goon

[nova saddle]

All right tell me how to beat poison ivy from batman Arkham Knight

[inland wasp]

you dont

lmao

[dry mulch]

Are you sure

[inland wasp]

explosive gel

[polar spade]

Just argue with people online and you'll get XP

[inland wasp]

solves EVERYTHING.

[dawn karma]

Can you quiet down im tryna goon

[polar spade]

Isn't Ivy good in Knight?

[dry mulch]

are you sure

[tawdry coyote]

YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!

[peak bane]

0$ no one will do it

[inland wasp]

yeah but in asylum shes bad

[polar spade]

Explosive gel is great

[inland wasp]

i think

[polar spade]

Yes

[inland wasp]

all hail explosive gel

[polar spade]

So, what you do is
Military grade explosive compound

[dawn karma]

This isnt about me

[dry mulch]

Are you sure

[inland wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/invulnerable-gif-22484955

[tawdry coyote]

WHERE IS OMNI MAN

WHERE IS HE

[dawn karma]

Can you quiet down im tryna goon

[tawdry coyote]

GRAAAAH

[nova saddle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qccfxnzpT8&list=PL2CE21F80EB231034

[polar spade]

Beautiful

[inland wasp]

yes.

[peak bane]

perfect

[inland wasp]

I WONT REST

[dry mulch]

Chaos theory is empty rn I’m devastated

[tawdry coyote]

Orphan beats up schizophrenia clown on steroids

[inland wasp]

UNTIL IVE KILLED

[inland wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/invulnerable-gif-22484955

[tawdry coyote]

my name is shapesmith

[polar spade]

https://youtu.be/7qccfxnzpT8?t=150

[inland wasp]

nuh uh you aint

[dawn karma]

Can you quiet down im tryna goon

[peak bane]

I don't think so

[dry mulch]

It is

[tawdry coyote]

Splinter... Cell...?

[dry mulch]

The server you melon

[nova saddle]

How do I beat the Joker with Titan blood in him

[tawdry coyote]

Show him love and affection

[inland wasp]

two words

explosive. gel.

[dawn karma]

Hey guys Can you quiet down im tryna goon

[dry mulch]

Are you sure???

[inland wasp]

im going to #scp-discussion chat

let this man goon

[tawdry coyote]

SEA SALT! I NEED YOU SEA SALT!

[nova saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-gaming-joker-gaming-batman-dc-gif-615370527969775326

[dawn karma]

Can you quiet down im tryna goon

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-hello-there-gif-15194082

[fallow kite]

Let's go invadehttps://discordapp.com/channels/330432627649544202/472407075419586560

[dawn karma]

Can you quiet down im tryna goon

[dry mulch]

I had a pretty interesting day

[nova saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/deploy-freddy-fazbear-freddy-fazbear-facility-lockdown-deploy-gif-24882080

[dawn karma]

Can you quiet down im tryna goon again

[tawdry coyote]

YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!

[inland wasp]

#scp-discussion

#scp-discussion

[nova saddle]

Tell me how to beat iron Man with only your fist

[dry mulch]

Spamming in general

[peak bane]

oh fuck yes, I'm ready

[dry mulch]

Mods ban this guy

[polar spade]

Wait for him to leave him suit

Beat him into a pulp

[tawdry coyote]

Develop electromagnetic powers

[dawn karma]

.

[nova saddle]

Tell me how to beat Magneto with a toilet

[peak bane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1273028548935811166/1319989980982022204/ezgif-4-b63ff9d696.gif

[dawn karma]

Can you quiet down im tryna goon

[polar spade]

Drop it on top of him

[tawdry coyote]

Plastic toilet

[polar spade]

Toilets aren't metal

[dawn karma]

Can you quiet down im tryna goon

[polar spade]

He can't stop it

[nova saddle]

Give me something I have to beat up I have a I have a good idea

[dry mulch]

SEA SALTTT

[polar spade]

Defeat Batman with a toothbrush

[velvet mason]

[dawn karma]

GUYS LET ME GOON IN PEACE

[dry mulch]

Daniel Larson moment

[velvet mason]

STFU

Sorry

[dawn karma]

Urethra

[inland wasp]

save batmans parents with a shank toothbrush to joe cools head

[nova saddle]

First I sneak in the way mirror now the night when Batman's sleeping I jump over the toothbrush and start forcing him to clean his teeth until blood starts shooting now and then I take him to the toilet and start drowning him while killing him with a toothbrush

[inland wasp]

batman never exists

i win

[dawn karma]

Rude im tryna goon here

[polar spade]

Does Batman sleep?

[inland wasp]

goodman istg you never listen to me

[fallow kite]

lmao

[nova saddle]

All right tell me how to beat Captain America with a toy gun

[inland wasp]

beat his ass up in 1945

[dawn karma]

Urethra

[polar spade]

Give him 1945 PTSD

[inland wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/ichiban-ichiban-kasuga-yakuza-like-a-dragon-urethra-gif-3923351256570038141

[nova saddle]

Tell me how to be doctor strange with a butter knife

[dawn karma]

Urethra

[inland wasp]

remember that time he had a car crash

yeah uh

[dawn karma]

Can you quiet down im tryna goon

[inland wasp]

stab him then

[nova saddle]

He uses the eye of akimoto

[polar spade]

Become Dr Strange with a knife

[velvet mason]

u have aids

i think

[dawn karma]

Can you quiet down im tryna goon

[inland wasp]

he didnt have the eye of agomoto then you jerkwad

[fallow kite]

Dude, if you think it's loud, turn off the message alerts.

[nova saddle]

All right tell me how to beat Groot with a chainsaw toy

[dawn karma]

Pal can you quiet down im tryna goon

Thank you

[nova saddle]

All right tell me how to beat Groot with a chainsaw toy

[dawn karma]

Goon sesh done gangalang

[inland wasp]

remember that time he DIED

[polar spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1299926543417479228/ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[fallow kite]

[nova saddle]

Tell me how to beat thanos with two infinity stones with only a tree a shithouse in a car

[polar spade]

Drop a tree on him

[inland wasp]

creekbird try not to come up with a defeat random bullshit character challenge (impossible)

this is getting real annoying

[nova saddle]

ok

sorry

[inland wasp]

:>

[polar spade]

There were probably nicer ways to say that

Anyway

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/612599203490824194/1351249884526805073/40e2f93fb4831218.gif

[inland wasp]

well im probably a murderer or smth

[peak bane]

at least you know it

[nova saddle]

What is the best Arkham game

[inland wasp]

asylum

[polar spade]

Fricking tomato role

[inland wasp]

ok oilspillrole

[nova saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/batcard-batman-batman-and-robin-gif-19421070

It's good foreve r

[tawdry coyote]

They all excel at certain aspects. Asylum has amazing atmosphere, City has the best story, Knight has the best gameplay (even counting the overuse of the batmobile)

[nova saddle]

What about batman Arkham Shadows

[polar spade]

What about Origins

[tawdry coyote]

Can't speak on that or origins because I've played neither

I'm only going to talk about the ones I've played

[polar spade]

Well im going to play Batman now
Im gonna stream it cause why not

[nova saddle]

same

[nova saddle]

https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/823278999795007499 batman game

[dry mulch]

I think it’s a crime that I can’t send voice notes here

[frosty thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-chair-vergil-chair-gif-2545619634905206492

[nova saddle]

There's the chair I super glued on

[glossy coyote]

🦇

[dry mulch]

Whoever was the dclass I dropped my gun for to kill those facility guards, I love you

[dry mulch]

My fellow guards arrested him so I freed him and let him seek revenge

[lime bay]

Hello

[fallow kite]

Hello

[sinful obsidian]

"bring out 096 getting enraged by god knows how when you have 2 colas, micro, captains gun and logicer"

[native drift]

096

Stick guy

Fr

Looks malnourished

No crap

And btw when are we going to get another playable scp??

[latent jackal]

There are plans to add in a new playable.
There's nothing confirmed though.

[robust turtle]

hi guys i made this

this landscape is beautiful.

[native drift]

You made it

That's some good shit

[native drift]

Btw tf is that robo guy from that cartoon sneaking about

[robust turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/cyborg-fnf-mod-fire-beat-fire-gif-10905429287300098541

[still moth]

hello chat

i just landed in seattle

[wispy hill]

gaming!

[tough tapir]

Meep

[still moth]

I will post pics of seattle maybe probably

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/meap-phineas-and-ferb-phineas-and-ferb-meap-meep-gif-14038245

[rancid dome]

[frosty thunder]

YAY, they should confirm it already 🙏
I want any new playable SCP NOW

[full pond]

Scp 1471 finna be the new playable

[latent jackal]

[south dock]

ntf finds an iphone
presses lmb
spawns a dead player as 1471, only visible to the ntf that used the phone

not e actually

[full pond]

1471 starts breaking it down
ntf dies from awesome dance moves

[south dock]

trve

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-miku-hatsune-vocaloid-miku-hatsune-gif-26093096

[exotic geyser]

hello fine shyts

[full pond]

I am a very fine shit

https://tenor.com/view/ferner-ferenc-freenic-ferner-edward-ferenc-filip-ferenc-gif-7865295069658486110

[dawn karma]

gooning gary at your service, huzz!

[rigid locust]

it was evan from snarky snappy

he got r/markiplier to do it o algo

[heady copper]

!rep @lime bay

[snow umbra]

You have just given @lime bay a reputation point!

[high solstice]

bi rthday

[strange niche]

shortest 2fort round

https://tenor.com/view/rick-and-morty-break-down-crying-fml-gif-10286766

[outer swan]

ed

[shell thorn]

@zinc gate how'd you get that little flower thing

[serene coyote]

Nameplates

Discord sometimes rollout ability to buy them

Rn about 5% of users can buy nameplates

[shell thorn]

ughh i gotta waaitt

[strange niche]

[frail edge]

Bro why someone called my phone at night

I couldn't even sleep

[inland wasp]

You should try tf2 jailbreak

Gale plays it

[zinc gate]

nameplates, i dont think everyone can buy them just yet :c

[south dock]

this is such a dumb update

[full pond]

what update

the sex one?

[south dock]

i cant believe people actually started buying those nameplates

[heady palm]

nah, some people called me to 1v1 and then enabled their cheats💀

[sleek estuary]

na its a cool cosmetic

as long as its not stupid priced

or even better u can unlock a few with having nitro

but ngl discord has been really greedy recently

[heady palm]

oh, they are on this server

[south dock]

ill never understand people who spend money on discord cosmetics

[sleek estuary]

its like skins in game

[heady palm]

ill never understand people who buys nitro

[full pond]

ill never understand people

[heady palm]

ill never understand

[south dock]

nitro users have some good perks

but

[full pond]

ill never

[heady palm]

ill

[sleek estuary]

but skins on discord last longer/permanently since everyone uses discord

[south dock]

discord is a bitch for not giving those perks to normal people

[sleek estuary]

they gotta make money

[heady palm]

⠀

[sleek estuary]

its a company

[strange niche]

played it before, not my kind of thing

[full pond]

__

_ _

[heady palm]

!wran @somber fern cheater!1!11!!!

[snow umbra]

@heady palm has wranned tigir1203 Reason: cheater!1!11!!!

[full pond]

my d key just fell off

oh o

[somber fern]

!wran @heady palm me ebal tvoya mama

[snow umbra]

@somber fern has wranned phirsel Reason: me ebal tvoya mama

[somber fern]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-scp-sl-sigma-scp-sl-meme-lol-gif-3278351682956331853

[heady palm]

not very nice of you

[heady palm]

embed perms fail

[vague cove]

Hi chat

[heady palm]

hi

[somber fern]

анскилищен

[heady palm]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к русскоязычному серверу сообщества здесь.

[full pond]

my d key isnt coming back on

[vague cove]

Hello!

[somber fern]

абсолютно похуй еблан

[heady palm]

hru?

[heady palm]

!langru

didnt work tho

[somber fern]

лох

[south dock]

лоол

[vague cove]

Decent

[heady palm]

oh yeah, this guy is very toxic and harrasing me on russian, hes violationg rule 12 rn

[heady palm]

why so?

[vague cove]

Just been a good week

[somber fern]

а ты анскилище и?

плок плок

[somber fern]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-scp-sl-sigma-scp-sl-meme-lol-gif-3278351682956331853

[heady palm]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

https://tenor.com/view/uni-uni-cat-maxwell-uni-cat-tie-uni-cat-bowtie-gif-6242744535663337254

cat with a bowtie on

cute

[latent jackal]

!warn @somber fern being unnecessarily disrespectful, speaking in Russian after being told that this server's language of communication is English.

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/warning-the-lorax-the-lorax3-you-have-been-warned-the-lorax-movies-gif-17307648

[latent jackal]

Goodman I'll shoot you

[polar spade]

Hell did I do?

[latent jackal]

Don't know, you were just there

[heady palm]

for being too good

[polar spade]

Fair enough

https://tenor.com/view/byee-lolol-gif-13058586

[zinc gate]

It's pretty

[south dock]

not worth the money

[zinc gate]

It's worth my 5 bucks

[inland wasp]

putting that nw paycheck to good use eh

(I know that jobs unpaid)

[brazen urchin]

Hello guys, I am the owner of one server, can I have the appropriate role?

[polar spade]

Why does it sound so clickbaity

[inland wasp]

What server

[lethal scroll]

Just going to post this silly doggo pic here

[zinc gate]

for views obv

[inland wasp]

You WON’T BELIEVE what just got added in the SCP:SL 14.1 Update (Not clickbait)

[polar spade]

Literally just what they've announced the month before

[fallow kite]

Is your server verified?

[inland wasp]

“new glow?” Caption because yeah wow amazing new features

[brazen urchin]

yes

[inland wasp]

Never before seen, funny glowy goggles

[fallow kite]

In your server console cmd type !hostrole and follow the instructions

[brazen urchin]

It didnt work for me

[fallow kite]

Oh, sorry, the correct command is !hostrole

[brazen urchin]

thank you

[fallow kite]

no problem

[sonic pelican]

Do we have a release date for the update?

[spare knoll]

no but it’s probably in like 2 weeks

cause closed betas are normally around for like a month

[polar fog]

How can i play the beta 14.1 ?

[gilded timber]

It's currently only available to Tier 2 (Scientist) and above patreons!

!patreon

[snow umbra]

https://www.patreon.com/HubertMoszka

[polar fog]

Ok thank you

[gilded timber]

Happy to help

[lethal scroll]

I have obtained
Pot pie
More specifically, a turkey pot pie

[inland wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-pot-pie-mauler-twins-gif-10489532095213240266

[inland wasp]

yummerz

[lethal scroll]

Indeed

[runic lichen]

Tf 💀

[glacial nymph]

@tough tapir guess

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072621653210706042/1362569763456286841/image.png?ex=6802df7a&is=68018dfa&hm=43c4ce2bf46582b9b5d32b498abb96c7ca820aa4dfc7eec63be49f7543357ab4&

[tough tapir]

Mita friday

https://tenor.com/view/miside-mita-stare-smile-gif-5425572690047187919

[glacial nymph]

Welp

It was just a matter of time

[tough tapir]

reminds me

[trail finch]

Game just spawns me in as 939 and I have no clue what to do

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[glacial nymph]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[true sky]

Ass game

[glacial nymph]

Shushhhhhhhhhh

Idc, i will play it

[brisk garnet]

this game sucked after the first half an hour

[runic lichen]

Bro spawned

[glacial nymph]

I was usually watching Mark but he didn't continue or i missed his videos

Either way

I will try it

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-at-you-hired-mita-miside-stare-gif-13033948160865150232

[brisk garnet]

try getting a life

OHHHH you destroyed him Brunet that ts was so tuff boii

🥶

[runic lichen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240750606403239956/1286367391584092191/togif-5.gif

[glacial nymph]

French detected

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/saposad-gif-27247332

[runic lichen]

Schizo detected

@brisk garnet

[inland wasp]

bait used to be belivable....

[runic lichen]

!re @inland wasp

Man

I hate discord on mobile

!rep @inland wasp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @inland wasp a reputation point!

[inland wasp]

thank you kind stranger

[polar spade]

Why does that remind me of the Arkham Knight menu

[runic lichen]

You’re a good man, Arthur Morgan.

[inland wasp]

just like that bro offended an entire indie community

[true sky]

The mentally unstavle version of batman

Badman.

[polar spade]

Idc
Its Batman

[inland wasp]

he was bitten by a radioactive baddie

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-batmanarkham-arkhamknight-intense-gif-26249112

[lunar siren]

When shit hit the fan is you still a fan? 🗣

[true sky]

Good Bat man

[inland wasp]

anyways

chat

add random open doors to scp sl

it will happen

it must happen

[polar spade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOKrsGCDhB8

[inland wasp]

why

[runic lichen]

because

[wicked spade]

i fucking hate scabies

i wasted 2 bottles of permetrin and mf's are STILL NOT DEAD

IM GONNA CRASHOUTMFKFKGKLB

[brisk garnet]

being in a leftist city fucking sucks. i cant even talk about what i do for studies or my career without people getting pissy at me

[polar spade]

?

[trail finch]

Why does a whole wave of MTF just light up 1 d class trying to escape

[polar spade]

Dopamine rush

[trail finch]

Didn’t even have a gun out

Racism…

Blue people hate orange people

[tough tapir]

skibidi

[trail finch]

Toilet

[minor goblet]

@strange niche Small dump of moments in tf2 last month

The sniper clip is cursed^ Can't even see the scout i killed or where he came from

[strange niche]

I need to show you this from this morning

[minor goblet]

lol

[true sky]

Ultrawide tf2 looks so strange

[strange niche]

the commitment to using the sticky is respectable

[strange niche]

[inland wasp]

how unbalanced would scp sl be if we added tf2 weapons to the game

not ranged, just melee weapons

[true sky]

Fuck you mean unbalanced

Thats clearly balanced asf

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/double-double-take-demoman-tf2-take-gif-25671219

[inland wasp]

random crits GO

[strange niche]

We already have TF2 weapons

we have the Caber

[true sky]

Fucking rocket jumping on surface zone

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-rocket-jump-team-fortress2-gif-25348191

[inland wasp]

nuh uh it doesnt give me dopamine if i just die

anyways nw add more melee weapons

whens the toothbrush shank gonna get added

[rancid dome]

Well well well

[true sky]

Add Even more gore to SL

[strange niche]

Crits in SL

[rancid dome]

Look who's got the game

[true sky]

Add realistic damage in SL

[inland wasp]

this man has explodebind...?

[strange niche]

I have it binded to Q

[inland wasp]

killbinders, beat him with non bominomicon equipped free to plays

[true sky]

Yeah let me just

[inland wasp]

my killbind is equipped to x

[true sky]

[inland wasp]

so that i can easily spam spy voiceclips with p

[gaunt talon]

What do you use for weapon switching

[strange niche]

Deranged animal

[strange niche]

scroll wheel

or number buttons

[inland wasp]

in the middle of combat is insane

but i dig it

[strange niche]

very fast fingers

[true sky]

Deranged narrative designer horse

[strange niche]

I have to be accurate because if I fatfinger W, A, 1 or 2, I explode

[inland wasp]

i play tf2 using only my self-invented subclass, Army Scout (Pain Train, Panic Attack, Rocket Jumper)

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/wtff-cat-confused-orange-gif-25858653

that doesn't seem to be a demo loadout

[gaunt talon]

My own subclass is the crocodile sniper

Just camping 2fort sewers with tribalman shiv

[inland wasp]

(my lousy tired ass when i call the soldier rocket launcher the fucking sticky jumper)

[strange niche]

any demoknight loadout with the Tide Turner is my subclass

It's just addicting

[lunar siren]

Wtf

How do u quickswitch

[inland wasp]

does bro trimp

[true sky]

Windowed

[inland wasp]

wait yall legit use q to switch

[strange niche]

scroll wheel + number buttons

[inland wasp]

ive used my mouse forever

[lunar siren]

I can never

[inland wasp]

mouse wheel

oh btw my mic button is mouse3

is that bad guys

[true sky]

How about you make your horse play TF2

[lunar siren]

I have 600 hrs and never use scroll wheel

Nor numbers

[true sky]

Isnt mouse 3 like the mouse bind on the side

[strange niche]

scroll wheel button

[inland wasp]

its the scroll wheel button

[lunar siren]

Clicking the wheel

[inland wasp]

lmao

[bold talon]

!rep @eager wadi

[snow umbra]

You have just given @eager wadi a reputation point!

[true sky]

I got 6 bind on my mouse (logitech)

[inland wasp]

chat what does mmb on scp sl do again

[true sky]

Ping if frog

[inland wasp]

because i have that binded to my mic again

[lunar siren]

Nothing

[inland wasp]

lmao

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/james-may-cock-gif-5513219

[inland wasp]

COCK?!

[true sky]

Cock

?!!!

cock in MY secret lab update ?!

[inland wasp]

flamingos....

[trail finch]

Is it normal for 173 to be able to move like I’m not looking at him while I’m looking at him?

I feel like that’s a bug

[inland wasp]

blink.

sometimes you blink

they should add a visual indicator for that

/j

[trail finch]

I was blinking until i wasn’t

I was looking right at him and he wasn’t teleporting

[silver delta]

add flamingos and skeletion back and leave them there

[mighty lodge]

Skeleton is back in 14.1

[silver delta]

wat bout flaminos

[mighty lodge]

They were never removed

[inland wasp]

-Skeleton is back
-flamingos are tied to Christmas trees

Also would break game balance

[silver delta]

flamingos good

[unreal gate]

who up burying they light

[silver delta]

is flamigos back christmas?

[mighty lodge]

Yes

[silver delta]

oh then ok

sigma

[neon citrus]

christmas 2023 flamingos ....🚬

[silver delta]

bro hubert moszka is rusian or polish?

[unreal gate]

hes chinese

[silver delta]

no

fake

[lime bay]

Hello

[unreal gate]

holy shit is that Kaspersky Antivirus Security Pro License

[latent jackal]

He's polish

[silver delta]

yes

i know

[brisk garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/top-boy-netflix-sully-sad-cry-gif-17919653073189041612

if we're not we're

and i could never be

[silver delta]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/660928720445505585/756929620665696336/image0.gif

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/yoshaverse-gif-13020786377069990334

[silver delta]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1322621455875182766/1356318390045901102/caption.gif

[eternal crypt]

yo how do i verify that im a patreon member in this server

[visual acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-love-poland-gif-10918710646251769391

[eternal crypt]

nvm i got it

[latent jackal]

Sweet on

[latent jackal]

If you want your ingame badge you can follow the instructions in here:
https://discordapp.com/channels/330432627649544202/519600277943484437/1358037212230320248

[inland wasp]

why cant i access it

aaaaaaaaaaaa

moderator...let me in....

[latent jackal]

You're not a patreon member

[visual acorn]

Why

[inland wasp]

You're not a patreon member.

[latent jackal]

You are correct

[inland wasp]

hurray!

[latent jackal]

I don't know

It's their money

[inland wasp]

and not yours

:<

[visual acorn]

Makes sense

[latent jackal]

that is your decision

[inland wasp]

thats it

im buying patreon right this instant

curse you, moderator

[latent jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/my-job-here-is-done-bye-done-gif-14879937

marketing should hire me

[inland wasp]

then youll never be mod team manager for australia...

[visual acorn]

Brainrot news

Why is it being suggested to me

They think I'm that dumb

[inland wasp]

bigger brainrot news

who the fuck is steve jobs

[rancid dome]

You should only help marketing if you get paid from getting patrons!

[inland wasp]

does marketing get bonuses every time someone pays for patreon?

[rancid dome]

Probably only Hubert lol

[inland wasp]

hubert embezzles the company profit just to buy another capybara plushie

[rancid dome]

No, actual baras

[latent jackal]

[rancid dome]

Not the plushies

[rancid dome]

He has a room full of them in the basement

[true sky]

They get a meal.

[inland wasp]

nothing but baras....

simply amazing

[lime bay]

❤️

[latent jackal]

[lime bay]

I LOVE CAPYBARA

[visual acorn]

I Hate CaPyBAra

https://tenor.com/view/enojado-gif-6930705070173779193

[fresh bridge]

noemi dont you live in tibet?

[fresh bridge]

bro

[fresh bridge]

i bought one of these to decorate my room with yk

[runic lichen]

yeah

[fresh bridge]

put like a vr headset on it and make it look fire right

[runic lichen]

😭

[fresh bridge]

then one night my sister took it

[true sky]

Unemployed crackhead

[fresh bridge]

and made it look insanley scary like it was horrifying

[runic lichen]

Bruh

[fresh bridge]

and we would prank each other with it

[runic lichen]

slap your sister then

recommended and effective

[fresh bridge]

shit was gennuinely terrifying at night

[fresh bridge]

what the fuck going on rn?

[runic lichen]

understandable

[true sky]

Capybara

[inland wasp]

cappy

barrel

[glacial nymph]

New No CapyBara arc?

[inland wasp]

btw guys

what does the words in hcz silo vents mean

like the god is here

[polar spade]

Its a very very long story

[inland wasp]

no joke

[polar spade]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Y_l85AMeuvNb6WenjFWG-zmafrSHYmGbSMNSGOuGaNk/edit?pli=1&tab=t.0

[inland wasp]

nvm it was that easy

[polar spade]

Skip to the Site-02 section

[polar spade]

Oi, where's my greenlight?

[inland wasp]

fine fine.

sigh.

[visual acorn]

Taking 0.001 fps

For no reason

[glacial nymph]

You just lost to a 1v1 gun fight, didn't you

[visual acorn]

M?

What

I haven't played SL today

[glacial nymph]

Ah never mind 🫠

[visual acorn]

And I don't lose

[glacial nymph]

I installed AC Mirage

Somehow im getting 20 fps without a GPU

Considering how huge the game is and it's graphics

It's laptop btw 💀

[inland wasp]

goodman

what did you just do

@polar spade

[polar spade]

I added a Table of Contents

[inland wasp]

cool

did you add the hcz rework lore

[polar spade]

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1K9zQyZUR_U7sqhuBRTZs7VtIVmaFHJg0?usp=drive_link
Mostly just explains any lore found in this folder

[hearty stirrup]

wheres the story

i dont want pictures i want story

[polar spade]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Y_l85AMeuvNb6WenjFWG-zmafrSHYmGbSMNSGOuGaNk/edit?pli=1&tab=t.0

[hearty stirrup]

thanks

[hearty stirrup]

is there a TLDR?

[polar spade]

Site-19 peace'ed out, Foundation screwed, CI on top. What on Earth is Murdoch?

[hearty stirrup]

thank you

😄

[inland wasp]

i cant believe site 45 is a real place in australia

like wtf

[polar spade]

I can

[trail finch]

Blue people save white people
Green people save orange people

[polar spade]

Australia is wild

[trail finch]

And we don’t talk about gray people

[polar spade]

An SCP Foundation site is probably the most sane thing in Australia

[inland wasp]

true

[trail finch]

Plot twist the SCPs are just normal everyday Australian wildlife

[inland wasp]

shy guy is just a really shy australian trust

[polar spade]

Remember the Insurgents that attacked Site-45 didn't survive

No one escapes Australia

[inland wasp]

wait why

[polar spade]

It was a suicide mission

[inland wasp]

btw did bigger boat survive ornot

and did the scps that were in transfer escape

[polar spade]

Bigger boat didn't make it to the site on time

They didn't get to see combat

[polar spade]

Well the site blew up and the underground sections were completely sealed off

So the SCPs were probably trapped down there along with everything else

[inland wasp]

i thought it was an oil rig

were there not any abovewater sections?

at all?

[polar spade]

Its an oil rig with an underground section

[inland wasp]

yeah

[inland wasp]

i get that they sealed off the underground sections

but the rig still exists.

whats up with that.

[polar spade]

The rig was denonated

[inland wasp]

the WHOLE THING?

[polar spade]

Those two large explosions collapsed the actual oil rig

Why do you think there's so much wreckage and bodies in the water in the 14.1 trailer

The incident is known as the Seabreeze Collapse

[inland wasp]

god damn

[polar spade]

The platform was called the Seabreeze Coastal Pump

[inland wasp]

so everyone on the rig died from explosions

and everyone below was sealed in with scps to die

[polar spade]

Yes

Including the insurgents

Site-45 was a blood bath

[inland wasp]

but there were survivors though

[polar spade]

No survivors

[inland wasp]

they said they recovered people

[polar spade]

The newspaper is fake

[inland wasp]

not a single survivor is insane.

[polar spade]

There were no survivors, but the facility is very close to the population so they had to do damage control

[inland wasp]

no scps survived/werent stuck either?

[polar spade]

I doubt the SCPs simply died

The Foundation obviously eventually cleared the wreckage and recovered stuff

But that was probably weeks after the attack

[gentle beacon]

Nyaan

[polar spade]

I love being a Chaos Insurgent in SL and walking past test room with teammates and saying how badly we screwed them over

[inland wasp]

goodman

what is the skibidietta stone

[polar spade]

...

You know the Rossetta Stone

So basically when we were trying to crack the language of M'yurdoketh, x3j - the narrative design lead - gave us some clues

Including the word Skibidi translated in M'yurdoketh

[mighty lodge]

those who knowe

[polar spade]

That was how we translated the language

[inland wasp]

god damn.

[polar spade]

Yea

[inland wasp]

also, there are 13 different zones?????

[polar spade]

Yes

[inland wasp]

what?????

[mighty lodge]

is site 02 the 2nd site to ever be made

[true sky]

Skibidi language

[polar spade]

Site-02 is a giant facility

In lore

Site-02 predates the Foundation

[mighty lodge]

whats shattered crown incident

[polar spade]

There were 13 precursor organisations to the Foundation which ulimately combined into the organisation we all know today

[polar spade]

Site-19

[mighty lodge]

who's crown shattered

[polar spade]

The Foundation's crown site got shattered into thin air

Or smth

Idk

[mighty lodge]

its all related to scarlet king cuz hes a king and kings have crowns

[polar spade]

What do you think the guys naming Shattered Crown were thinking.
Okay, so this is the biggest disaster ever in history of the world actually, hundreds of anomalies unaccounted for, thousands of personnel missing and presumed dead, no one to suspect

But... i got a really cool name for this

[mighty lodge]

what if site 19 got borealis'd

[true sky]

half life beta

[polar spade]

We know that there was a normal alarms blaring containment breach in Site-19 before it completely disappeared

939-168 was inside the facility at some point

[lunar siren]

Minis prime no way

[inland wasp]

ok so

[mighty lodge]

so site 19 and all the humans there ceased to exist but the anomalies didnt?

[inland wasp]

what happened to 682

[inland wasp]

smth like that, or they escaped before it happened

[polar spade]

Some anomalies were recovered

Not all

[inland wasp]

no way 682 is still missing

bro would have blown up a city or eaten a village at this point

no way it died either

[ripe dragon]

wait

[polar spade]

Nu-7 only arrived at the location of Site-19 two days after all communication went out

[ripe dragon]

there won't be any more site02 soon?

[mighty lodge]

is 682 being the size of godzilla like shown in cb canon

[polar spade]

God knows what happened in those two days

[lunar siren]

Actual scp discussion in MY scp related server?

I rebuke

[polar spade]

Yes

[true sky]

site 02-02-03

[ripe dragon]

I don't understand

[polar spade]

13 zones in Site-02 when

Also, 13 zones, 13 precusor organisations, 13 O5 council members

[true sky]

site 02 02 02 03 02 04 05 05.5 06

[polar spade]

Also those weird M'yurdoketh murals always have 13 eyes

13

[true sky]

13

like

city 13

[inland wasp]

no

no.

no.

its not a hl reference.

[true sky]

yap

[fallow kite]

city 17

[inland wasp]

wait the guy who got the jailbird DIED from getting his eyes gouged out?

[true sky]

poor ass mf

[ivory inlet]

Hey guys you see I'm trying to play but it seems like every server just kicking me around and Ah... I don't know... I'm new to this game

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/saposad-gif-27247332

[inland wasp]

whats the problem?

is the servers kicking you out?

try restarting your pc.

[true sky]

have you tried turning it on and off

[fallow kite]

Can you give the error message?

[ivory inlet]

The problem seems to be me being a noob lol. I just don't know much to play and guys start shooting me lol

[true sky]

bro got kos

[polar spade]

Yes

Rip 1120

[fallow kite]

got kos

[true sky]

d 1120

[fallow kite]

maybe

[true sky]

what if

Class D had random generated numbers

[ivory inlet]

I mean like is there anyway I can play tutorial or anything? I'm old fashined I guess

[polar spade]

Not without mods

[inland wasp]

bro shouldve escaped

smh

[ivory inlet]

Hah. I'm not welcomed in the servers lol. Dudes like smelling a fresh fish and abondon me

[inland wasp]

what servers would do that???

unless you were banned from them

[ivory inlet]

Canada most often

[inland wasp]

oh. dr brights.

sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[true sky]

the doctor is bright

[ivory inlet]

Dr Herbert West 🙂

[true sky]

who the fuck

[ivory inlet]

That's a joke bro. Lovecraft. you've read?

[polar spade]

I really hate Dr Brights

[polar spade]

Dr Alto Clef

[ripe dragon]

@polar spade so can you explain: are we getting site45 or am I just going mad crazy

[polar spade]

?

You mean Site-45 as a playable map

No

[ripe dragon]

you were talking about it on a trailer earlier

[true sky]

site 45 got flooded

[ripe dragon]

aaaaa

ok

just part of the lore

yeah?

[polar spade]

SL has its own lore

Yea

[true sky]

we getting site 17

[polar spade]

Lore is fun

[ripe dragon]

site 17?

[ivory inlet]

I don't think trynna make friends through SCP was a wise decision ...

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/breen-dr-breen-half-life-half-life-2-hl2-gif-15708127667257862347

[ripe dragon]

city 17

💀

[serene coyote]

who said the "lore"

[ripe dragon]

um

I did

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/purple-guy-lore-gif-24356620

[ivory inlet]

What's the big deal with Canada servers lads? You seem to be disappointed...

[true sky]

the idiot that slaughetered the lore

[gaunt talon]

Almost accidentally sent a boomer minion gif in general

[icy flume]

What

[gaunt talon]

Forgot to turn off the screen while walking

[icy flume]

Send itttt

You can just tell it was ironic

[serene coyote]

achievement

[gaunt talon]

Are we getting new achievements for 14.1

[serene coyote]

[serene coyote]

one

[polar spade]

What is it?

[serene coyote]

it seems to be getting 3 tier at 127

[gaunt talon]

I need a payday 2 amount of achievements in sl

[polar spade]

Oh right

[polar spade]

Make SL great again

[true sky]

The lab is becoming even more secret

[polar spade]

Secret Lab
Not at all a secret and barely has lab stuff

[versed tulip]

Why is it so hard to become an extrovery from an introvert?

[gaunt talon]

Because you're doing something you aren't used to do

[ivory inlet]

You know leaving the thing you've lived with you whole life is not that easy...

[versed tulip]

Smart words

[meager jay]

pipotam

https://tenor.com/view/pipotam-baby-hippo-hippo-wash-shower-gif-3406421565683572068

[brisk garnet]

see what navid is saying is very smart

but its also very dangerous

[versed tulip]

hmmmmm

why is it dangerous?

[ivory inlet]

Yo bro... The key is to leave the comfort zone

[brisk garnet]

i knew this was gonna happen

[inland wasp]

LORE?

[brisk garnet]

and i respect that

no but you could get hurt

i know what i did was wrong, that i understand

[true sky]

See what this man is doing is very smart but also very dangerous

[ivory inlet]

From my point of view... It's all pointless... myself am to suffer as less as possible

[lethal scroll]

New fren

[brisk garnet]

I HATE HAVING A COUGH I HATE BEING SICK IT DOESNT END

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[ivory inlet]

You know... I'm seeing everyone around me getting sick more often... New virus or some shit?

[neat dove]

the dialect of my town is so different compared to the actual language of my country that google translate thought it was welsh

[inland wasp]

this man is the sole person keeping the server alive

[ivory inlet]

Thought Welsh is English with extra sauce... Hot sauce

[neat dove]

norway

[strange trellis]

yes

or perhaps I should say
ja

[neat dove]

ah right i dont got embed hold on

[brisk garnet]

my entire fucking floor is covered in snotty tissues

[ivory inlet]

That sucks... Woke up in the morning and felt sour throat

[fallow kite]

steam happy

[brisk garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240750606403239956/1286367391584092191/togif-5.gif

[ivory inlet]

There's a tutorial mod? I guess I've heard here

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/rdr-2-arthur-morgan-i-have-a-plan-get-the-hell-out-gtfo-gif-18061890027489519216

[eager wadi]

!rep @bold talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @bold talon a reputation point!

[brisk garnet]

aint minecraft supposed to be originally english

dawg how do i acc quit discord

it serves no interest or purpose in my life

[trail finch]

25 FPS on integrated graphics ill take it

[tight ermine]

!rep @strange trellis

[snow umbra]

You have just given @strange trellis a reputation point!

[strange trellis]

thank you for the arbitrary internet point

[fresh bridge]

!rep @swift imp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @swift imp a reputation point!

[swift imp]

thank you spoingus