general-chat

[true sky]

burning your cosplay if i can

[fallow kite]

I hope i will work country border guard

and will get money for beating people to death

this is my dream

ngl

[true sky]

damn bro the old scientist render looked shit

[rocky adder]

he got old

[fallow kite]

Shitty model

[fossil wasp]

i miss it

[tame hollow]

no worries, i don't have any costumes and stuff like that

[fallow kite]

Current scientist model is clearly Hubert-Based

[true sky]

Hubert granpa

[tame hollow]

i really want to fix my 3d printer though

[rocky adder]

real

[fallow kite]

Just fix it

[rocky adder]

dude i wanna getting into 3d printing and painting so badly

[true sky]

man i wish

gpu were in stock

i cant complete my build now

[rocky adder]

I wanna make stuff for cosplays
Like guns from games

[fallow kite]

HAHAHA

[fallow kite]

Sounds like very nerdy stuff

[rocky adder]

yeah you'd be right

[true sky]

"yeah let me make a glock from the hit game Grand theft auto"

[tame hollow]

if i had the time...

But

next week i got a week off from work

[true sky]

bro

[rocky adder]

Lmao

[tame hollow]

and will work on it

[fallow kite]

hahaha

i guess you are working

to get income

[true sky]

work on it now

[fallow kite]

and buy car

to get to work faster

ahhahaa

this is a slavery

[tame hollow]

I am eating at the moment, before cleaning my flat and then going to work

[fallow kite]

you are a slave

idiot

[true sky]

you work at night?

[tame hollow]

for the moment yes

[true sky]

damn

[tame hollow]

i woke up at 4pm today

[true sky]

is that 16:00

[tame hollow]

yes

[fallow kite]

yes

Based

[true sky]

damn people using pm and fucking am

[rocky adder]

You poor soul

[tame hollow]

hey i make big bucks for working at night

and even better

friday is national holiday

[novel gorge]

[tame hollow]

so we get 150% extra for our last shift this week

like

on top

[true sky]

150% extra is a lot

[tame hollow]

especially for a night shift

[true sky]

do you guard shit or smth

[tame hollow]

I get my normal pay, the night bonus, some other bonuses and then they add the 150% ontop of that

that's some mean income for that night

[tame hollow]

Factory worker

to keep it simple

[true sky]

bro creating the CI plushies

[fallow kite]

xD

[strong dune]

Northwood convention be like

We are gathered here today to talk about the things we removed from the game

[fallow kite]

"Northwood convention"

[strong dune]

Scp 3114

[fallow kite]

pretty nice name for furry convent

[strong dune]

Thank you for your time

[fallow kite]

Frogs are so aggressive

[true sky]

frog burger yummy

[fallow kite]

GOD

WHY DISCORD UI IS SO SHIT

[true sky]

is this you

[fallow kite]

Imagine being Ireland

Have own language

More people in your language know Polish language then your own

hahahah

[ebon flare]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1123937802351026316/1301504871169523742/GbKQiMqWYAA-w47.gif

[rocky adder]

That cat is so real

[true sky]

give him is banky

[coarse pendant]

WHY I CAN'T WRITE GHOST BUSTERS IN CASSIE???

I have event with memetic congestive disembodied or immaterial SCP(RP event) and it was reeeeeally good BUT

[lunar siren]

[coarse pendant]

i can't write FUCKING GHOST BUSTERS

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[lunar siren]

Didnt understand a single fucking word

[zealous grotto]

toads are anomalys

[coarse pendant]

i can write on ru

but i think u didn't understand me then

[arctic cape]

Semi hot take plants vs zombies 2 is a better game than 1 in every way

1 is very boring at a certain point and gets tedious

[strange trellis]

the microtransactions in question:

[arctic cape]

Those are avoidable and optional

[strange trellis]

you said in every way

[arctic cape]

most of the paid pants arent op

[strange trellis]

them existing is still a sin

no matter if they are optional or not

[arctic cape]

I mean the game is free what do you expect?

Plus the geminums and seedium plants you can get by earning and playing the game and are the majority comapre to the paid plants

[strange trellis]

there are ways for free games to get money without shoving microtransactions in your face

[arctic cape]

We only get seedium plants nowadays

[strange trellis]

also the first one also became free after a while and didnt have it

[arctic cape]

But it has ads now

Which was stupid

[zealous grotto]

i assuming 4chan died?

[arctic cape]

Still 2 is better

[strange trellis]

would rather have ads than microtransactions

[lime bay]

Hello, can I ask a question? Is there a channel where you can send ideas for improving the game?

[arctic cape]

Pvz 2 micros are not that bad

[strange trellis]

they are

[arctic cape]

since the new content you can get by playing

[zealous grotto]

atleast you can get the plants from arena

[arctic cape]

Yeah seediums

[zealous grotto]

angry birds 2 is bad

[arctic cape]

Yeah its mid

[zealous grotto]

dont worry you can pay gems to kill the boss

[tough tapir]

Chicken jockey

[arctic cape]

least with pvz 2 there's a clear reason why you prefer over 1

[tough tapir]

"no"

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-jockey-a-minecraft-movie-minecraft-baby-zombie-chicken-gif-11064815643349027904

[zealous grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/purple-guy-markiplier-fnaf-fnaf-4-five-nights-at-freddy's-gif-2113092152925847038

[arctic cape]

https://youtube.com/shorts/N4OGeVDAeF8?si=wM-QWyyqz0Ir68hU
Newest plant in pvz 2 which you can earn by playing the game

[true sky]

bite of 24

[tawdry coyote]

Me when I run over a child and kill them (fnaf reference)

[tardy walrus]

@eager wadi server died lol

[eager wadi]

event = crash

everything else insanity = safe

[tardy walrus]

also pets dont work for some reason

@eternal oriole

fix !!!!!

[eternal oriole]

what

[true sky]

he got flushed

[tardy walrus]

it got soft locked

after event vote

[eternal oriole]

wait i am coming

[tardy walrus]

oop

[eager wadi]

yeah, event vote happened then server crashed

[tardy walrus]

someone restarted the round

[eager wadi]

[eternal oriole]

that was me

[tardy walrus]

ah

now what about pets

[eternal oriole]

also i will show you the reason why we are not using pets for a while

[tardy walrus]

o

alrighty

[true sky]

happy new year 2016

[eternal oriole]

Here

[tardy walrus]

yea i thought so

[eternal oriole]

Also yes the server died disk problem i cleared up some space

it is back

[tardy walrus]

@eternal oriole no plugins

[eternal oriole]

yeah i need to use backup evrything is messed up

[tardy walrus]

damn

[true sky]

kebab laboratory

what the fuck

and WITH TEXTURES?

oh nevermind its just shit made of blocks

crazy

[serene coyote]

blocks

[strong dune]

and shit

[upper geode]

This would do numbers in 2016

[midnight abyss]

where's the new one, i might have missed out on 1 year of drama

[gentle beacon]

I mean the most gay server is silly scp but idk what the new active femboy sl server would be

[strong dune]

?

[midnight abyss]

i got banned for exposing the owner for lying and found out he was talking with underage people so i missed out on a shit load

not from nordic ofc

they good people

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-ryan-gosling-critics-choice-awards-ryan-gosling-stunned-ryan-gosling-confused-ryan-gosling-ken-gif-1064110215758638004

[midnight abyss]

is sergeanty there?

if not then its not a real femboy server

[gentle beacon]

Kinda

Tho sergie is trans

[midnight abyss]

damn

i missed out on even more then

[lilac lion]

https://tenor.com/view/essica-monthly-squirrel-24th-gif-15461227576368283904

[lavish hamlet]

It's not the 24th.

[lunar siren]

Genius in the making

U got potential bro

[lavish hamlet]

:D

[strong dune]

Good

Now you gotta talk to real ladies

[zealous grotto]

Gmod ragdoll collision sounds

[lavish hamlet]

How is he gonna leave though? Shes blocking the exit.

[gentle beacon]

Yep

[pearl shard]

Discord server or in game server?

[gentle beacon]

Both

[tough tapir]

Zamboni

[true sky]

💔

[brisk garnet]

how do soldiers go homeless or broke

you literally dont pay for food or rent

[true sky]

deppresion

[strong dune]

I think you should find something to like

[velvet mason]

It's because I stopped being one

[true sky]

fired from the femboy department

[tawdry coyote]

Am I consultant to the femboy department if I'm dating one

[true sky]

just need to fill the form

[tawdry coyote]

Excellent

[strong dune]

Its the guy

[steep summit]

i love random hip-fire headshots while inspecting lol

[true sky]

fix it yourself mister developer

[strong dune]

Inspecting the gun makes the first shot 100% accurate?

[steep summit]

its not a bug tho

[strong dune]

Maybe?

[true sky]

crazy shit

[strong dune]

Sit on it

[true sky]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/478224237065273344/900055422424219698/chinese_man.gif

[strong dune]

Cmooon

[true sky]

So

when are we

adding more gore to SL

[steep summit]

nah, I would have missed if it wasn't for running inaccuracy

that was a 25% chance basically

[steep summit]

lmao

[strong dune]

The inspecting animation is weird

If you have no ammo

You can still blank fire while inspecting

[steep summit]

yeah that's by design

[true sky]

add even more gore to SL

[steep summit]

dryfire does not interrupt animation

[strong dune]

I play with the trigger when i inspect

[royal pawn]

ruined my immersion ahhh photo

[torn wyvern]

I love the spinning animation

Especially when equipping the gun

[strong dune]

No one talks about the com 17 drop down equip animation

[true sky]

18

[torn wyvern]

I mean idk what there is to talk about for it

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-crush-his-skull-low-tier-god-mods-crush-his-skull-cleaning-gif-27437796

[strong dune]

Its also cool

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-cut-him-down-tear-him-apart-splay-the-gore-gif-16211356125689318290

[strong dune]

He really posted his clip and left

Insane

[true sky]

the original photo

[lavish hamlet]

The game gives Hubert aimbot, it's a feature.

[torn wyvern]

Skill issue

[steep summit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1289300780490166314/1360505339358871703/attachment.gif

[true sky]

low poly flowers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBAMx1gQjpg

[sinful obsidian]

old server room 💔 (even though i got desynced every 3 seconds)

[gentle beacon]

The cause of 90% of my dsync

Will be missed

[strong dune]

I remember the times where i was going down the stairs and i rubberbanded back to the top of them 💔

[agile nexus]

[brisk garnet]

"18 mile march, running with weapons and gear" how in the fuckity fuck is that humanly possibly

id rather punch an instructor and go to jail then partake in that

[runic lichen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240750606403239956/1286367391584092191/togif-5.gif

[pure mica]

good sir when is hitreg being fixed? we sent the bug report‼️

[lunar siren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1328029638513004675/1331963162697793607/attachment-2-3.gif

[brisk garnet]

ur dad shouts ur name when hes cracking ur mom

[runic lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/bigard-jean-marie-bigard-meme-humour-smash-bros-gif-27127388

[runic lichen]

stfu u piss and shit yourself everyday dumbass

[brisk garnet]

k

[runic lichen]

🖕

[lunar siren]

Become lvl 20 and stay sane challenge: impossible

[brisk garnet]

combine ahh banner

[runic lichen]

u don't even have one 😂

[brisk garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/harvesting-john-derre-gif-21407636

[brisk garnet]

cus i have a life

[runic lichen]

so do I

buying nitro doesn't mean not having a life

[brisk garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-detector-lier-trending-gif-6708574292361340617

[runic lichen]

arguing with you leads to your future grave

[lunar siren]

https://tenor.com/view/every-house-episode-gif-5702033

[lunar siren]

Ur so cold bro

Im shivering even tho ur talking to him

[runic lichen]

Brunet lost again

he shitted himself again and went to the store

[brisk garnet]

nah used my hands this time

[runic lichen]

i hope he got money for paper roll

[brisk garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/jacksepticeye-jack-approve-gif-7996162

[runic lichen]

https://imgur.com/wJcps1c

[runic lichen]

bro i don't wanna know

it's better to use the brain yk

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-cat-fall-hello-chat-cat-gif-24961178

[lunar siren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1312389340386693171/1319007135140679680/togif-1-2.gif

[brisk garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/jacksepticeye-jack-approve-gif-7996162

[eager wadi]

@orchid kraken https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3460845886

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[orchid kraken]

Yes thats me

I love how everytime MGS is mentioned someone has to ping me😭

[tame hollow]

!rep @fossil wasp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fossil wasp a reputation point!

[fossil wasp]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 6 hours, 12 minutes, 21 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[fossil wasp]

[gaunt talon]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[gaunt talon]

!rep @fossil wasp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fossil wasp a reputation point!

[tame hollow]

I hit my head on metal until my snake is solid

[polar spade]

Yes, you're literally BIg Boss

[gaunt talon]

Why is the vc so active

[polar spade]

Gambling

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/hes-all-in-he's-all-in-he's-all-in-cat-funny-cats-cat-gambling-gif-15778429614619440355

[glacial nymph]

Hiii gravy

[polar spade]

Fold

[warm rain]

Call his bluff

[true sky]

gambling all their NW money

i presume

[arctic schooner]

budeiko

[copper matrix]

join to voice 1

[true sky]

no

[copper matrix]

why

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1361408156588052480/togif-1-2.gif

[true sky]

free jank from the containment or something..?

[fallow kite]

Very interesting

[arctic schooner]

JOIN US

https://tenor.com/view/scp-scpsl-sgs-scp-sl-сцп-gif-10782338401823642474

[strange trellis]

no

[arctic schooner]

WHYYY

[strange trellis]

you are smelly

[true sky]

no

[inland wasp]

why…why is everyone gambling???

[arctic schooner]

YESS

[true sky]

They are dégénérâtes

[inland wasp]

why

[brisk garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/every-house-episode-gif-5702033

[fossil wasp]

hi sg!!!

[arctic schooner]

JOIN VOICE ITS IMPORTANT

[gaunt talon]

Jank got locked in the Hubert basement again while the others party

[strong dune]

People when they stay in voice chat instead of turning

OFF

Their computer

And saving money on the electricity bill

[copper matrix]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1212627135097741342/1274967166982029372/attachment.gif

[brisk garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/jacksepticeye-jack-approve-gif-7996162

[glacial nymph]

free to keep btw

claim it

[fossil wasp]

ohhh thank you :0 i will later when at laptop

[glacial nymph]

ma pleasure

[shy elk]

hello guys

[glacial nymph]

elo

[cursive viper]

Today was my wisdom teeth surgery and it got me thinking of scp 127

[glad flower]

U might be cooked

[rain night]

@quiet basin n00b is still playing the game. 😏

couldn't be me

[haughty oasis]

🔥

[split ore]

skibidi

[tight crescent]

Does anyone know how to fix an error that says: DISABLED You have been globally banned?

[sleek estuary]

thats called your banned for cheating/eula breaking

thats not an error

[strong dune]

Loaer

[sleek estuary]

Loaer

[haughty oasis]

error

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-burn-tbh-fire-gif-1464924163788048068

[tight crescent]

And do you know where I can make a claim for that?

[sleek estuary]

can you send a screenshot in #media-posts

[fallow kite]

!banappeal

[snow umbra]

📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal

🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/

[fallow kite]

You have been globally banned. Please go here to appeal.

[sleek estuary]

💔

[strong dune]

Again

Loser

[tight crescent]

I see that my discord account is banned but not my steam account.

I don't know why this happened

[sleek estuary]

er

are you using discord auth

[fallow kite]

emm...Normally we use Steam to play SCPSL.

[tight crescent]

yes

[sleek estuary]

not rly

you can use either

[haughty oasis]

I suggest you appeal

[fallow kite]

-fdiscord

[sleek estuary]

@odd minnow ik you just got off LOA but uh

[haughty oasis]

You know HWID ban

[sleek estuary]

im pretty sure they would be banned from this discord as well ]

idk how gban sys works

thought i heard something about that

[fallow kite]

That's interesting.

[solar glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/enbabyfazball-fish-thirsty-gif-12496812153427391344

[haughty oasis]

so
Just suggestion

[astral ibex]

what

[sleek estuary]

great question

that gif is horrifying

[rain night]

https://tenor.com/view/ohhp-gif-14866908656190480427

[astral ibex]

HI CK

[sleek estuary]

no embed 💔

[astral ibex]

[solar glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/ohhp-gif-14866908656190480427

[rain night]

^

[haughty oasis]

wow

[rain night]

those who ||know||

[fossil wasp]

nuh uh

not anymore

[lavish hamlet]

You ruined the fun!

[sleek estuary]

CK back ❤️

[tight crescent]

Thank you very much to the people who helped me, I have already sent the complaint and I hope it can be helped.

[worldly inlet]

wrong discord

[sleek estuary]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1354647187497287775.png?size=160&name=r2deadass

[fallow kite]

[maiden blaze]

1-2-3 Security!

[tame hollow]

Tummy hurts

[astral ibex]

pepto bismol

[odd minnow]

I’ve genuinely never heard of that. But global bans do not connect to this discord CC: @sleek estuary

[odd minnow]

If it lets you, send an appeal in via this link sent above

I’ll try and check your Discord ID later and see if it’s really banned. Send me your SteamID in DMs as well if you want so I can check @tight crescent

[tulip cargo]

[verbal grove]

Wait chat should I start playing the oboe or smth else (I already play the flute and piano)

[tame hollow]

Never seen that here

Probably just some gas being stuck somewhere

[valid silo]

[still moth]

hello chat

[valid silo]

hi junk!!!!!!!

[still moth]

ohayoo dennis

[valid silo]

:(

[fallow kite]

hi jank

[valid silo]

I'm genuinly losing my idenitity as feras now

[strange niche]

the 4chan scenario is hilarious because it was actually obliterated by a forum that's more toxic

There's always a bigger fish

[valid silo]

there's always a more racist forum on the internet

[dusky timber]

Hello

[fossil wasp]

@graceful oak can u not be weird pls

[bronze elm]

😭

[still moth]

i simply assume u prefer whatever ur nickjname is

[still moth]

[valid silo]

Okay junk!

[still moth]

notice how my name is not junk

[valid silo]

In my culture

The letter a is pronounced as u!!!

So ur name is junk

[upbeat silo]

punk

[worldly inlet]

fuck you * un-nukes your nuke-room *

[graceful oak]

It is my religion

[shy cloak]

We

[sour quartz]

wrong

the nuke is above

you just removed the detonator

[dusky timber]

Hello

[polar spade]

Undetonators your nuke

[heady palm]

pareoton lek

[worldly inlet]

stfu

[worldly inlet]

stfu before I send you to the capybara chamber

[rigid skiff]

i miss the old guard model

[pearl shard]

You mean the old guard/MTF/chaos model

[polar spade]

Wild

[amber lintel]

I asked chatGPT for basically a walkthrough to change a filter and it gave me this

sight locked mission active is CRAZY

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-epic-homies-gif-9521752892117213032

[rocky adder]

#freejank? (If you do respond, ping me, I won’t see otherwise)

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-at-you-hired-mita-miside-stare-gif-13033948160865150232

[rancid dome]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

Wop wop

[cinder sapphire]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@runic wren

[cinder sapphire]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[cinder sapphire]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[fallow kite]

Dead chat💔

[meager slate]

[latent jackal]

Sorry guys

I pulled the plug earlier

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/let-it-die-gif-16851571680202593785

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-punch-ez-bitch-gif-22647125

[latent jackal]

[vast topaz]

why does it cost money to rent a server whyyyyyyyyyy

[coarse pendant]

double amnesiak bug

[vast topaz]

bruh

[polar spade]

Host it yourself then

[gilded timber]

The company you're renting it from needs to pay their server costs :(
As Goodman said, you can always host one on your own computer for free!

[polar spade]

Love me a good server

[gilded timber]

I would never recommend home hosting if you're planning to make it public lol

But for servers with friends you should be fine

[runic wren]

Curse you for a thousand generations

[gaunt talon]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@runic wren

[true sky]

Goodman Server (FREE VIP) 1week

[polar spade]

Yea lets play with my plugins

Test in production

[true sky]

Escape plan

Plugin

[polar spade]

Escape with a plan

[true sky]

What if I dont have a plan

[polar spade]

Then you get detained and captured

[true sky]

Not cool

[polar spade]

Yea its basically a remake of a plugin i made a long time ago for CBM

But for SL

[gaunt talon]

What do your server tools do

[polar spade]

Provide tools for the server

Basically makes testing plugins a lot easier

Also i just realised i set the author of EscapePlan to "Escapist" instead of myself

[gaunt talon]

When Goodman's server

[polar spade]

Now

[latent jackal]

The Lore server...

[true sky]

The Good Server 🇬🇧 35 Slots

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1289300780490166314/1360505339358871703/attachment.gif

[gaunt talon]

It would be Australian

[true sky]

Fuck australians

[polar spade]

:(

[latent jackal]

:(

[true sky]

Stupid spider mf

[latent jackal]

.. Spider you say?

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/478224237065273344/1346945494265364520/9mdi7s.gif

What if you guys made the Spider an actual SCP

[gaunt talon]

Beta or current version

[true sky]

Current

Obviously

You cant make a bêta server

[polar spade]

14.0.3

Which is technically a beta

[true sky]

what's new in 14.0.3

[polar spade]

LabAPI

[latent jackal]

plugin fun

[polar spade]

Its just to test the new plugin framework

It also means i have to keep switching between betas everytime i want to work on a plugin

EscapePlan was my first plugin with the LabAPI framework

And it went... well not smoothly

[true sky]

💔

[somber raptor]

cool

in 15 minutes i got a test on The Betrothed

who in the fuck actually likes that

why in the fuck do we have to learn about a novel someone wrote about two dudes who want to get married but can't because some dude with power said nuh uh

[polar spade]

Most of English class sucks

Other than 1984 and a bit of Brave New World, i have never read a book in High school English class

[bold talon]

!rep @eager wadi

[snow umbra]

You have just given @eager wadi a reputation point!

[somber raptor]

this is Italian class (remember, i'm italian)
Italian Literature makes me want to kill myself 😭

[somber raptor]

that's mostly why i usually bring a PILLOW to Italian Literature

[polar spade]

Oh bloody hell

That sucks

[true sky]

Sorry what

[polar spade]

Literature

[true sky]

No like

Who the fuck Names a book battîtes

Bathtotee

Battîtes

Fuck

Beteotjed

[somber raptor]

that's the translated name, the original (italian) name is I Promessi Sposi

[true sky]

Oh

[somber raptor]

so from what i understand
Chapter 15: them dudes escape from their town, Lucia goes to a monastery while Renzo goes to Milan
Chapter 16: in milan there's apparently a riot over bread, Renzo's drunk ass talks too much and gets mistaken for a rioter, gets himself arrested
Chapter 17: He escapes the police with the power of the angry crowd and goes to live with his cousin under a fake name
Chapter 18: Lucia tries to get help from the lawyer Azzecca-Garbugli, but his corrupt ass says nuh-uh. she then gets kidnapped by some dude we don't know the name of, because he's literally called The Unnamed (l'Innominato), who was hired by Don Rodrigo
Chapter 19: The Unnamed listens to what Lucia says and is like "wait a minute... what the fuck am i doing"
Chapter 20: The Unnamed realizes heaven might actually exists so he converts and finds god
Chapter 21: Lucia gets freed and people are like "whoa, no way"
Chapter 22: Don Rodrigo is angry, like a cartoon villain after his goons fail an easy job, that The Unnamed freed Lucia

and somehow this story goes on for 16 more chapters

[polar spade]

I bet I could write a more interesting read

[somber raptor]

(also yes, the test is only on these 7 chapters, because The Betrothed is the kind of novel the school system decided it takes an entire semester to go over and there's a test every so often)

[somber raptor]

any SCP article is more interesting than this

[meager slate]

🥀

[peak bane]

https://tenor.com/view/idc-ratio-didnt-ask-cry-about-it-stay-mad-gif-13756437846027037034

[true sky]

School 2035: SCP book

[meager slate]

Yokoso

Watashi no soul society

[true sky]

auro sized gif

[meager slate]

How you look

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1301633828586000404/attachment-3-1.gif

[meager slate]

Shortgun

Tiny cat big gun

[eager wadi]

!seabunny

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[eager wadi]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[eager wadi]

!rep @bold talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @bold talon a reputation point!

[meager slate]

bun of sea

[valid silo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/827601423529017374/1360390433427030176/togif.gif

[true sky]

!stab massacre of 2025

[tidal grove]

U guys do know theoretically scp 173 can shit himself out of containment

[peak bane]

f

[brisk garnet]

theres a captain america book?

[polar spade]

I rather not talk about Brave New World

[brisk garnet]

pussy

[polar spade]

They talked a lot about that in that book

[gentle beacon]

Meow

[peak bane]

https://tenor.com/view/l4d2-hunter-l4d-left-4-dead-pounce-gif-4022317405279704633

[somber raptor]

why is Site-45 Block C fucking de_nuke 😭

[polar spade]

Its doing what?

[somber raptor]

what is it doign?

i didn't read the paragraph

[brisk garnet]

is it easter

im gonna go aldi and buy an easter egg

[steep summit]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-cat-gif-16691247748092124502

[polar spade]

Wild Hubert spotted

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-crunchycat-plink-gif-1911426650134889656

[valid silo]

Hubert is

[steep summit]

hi

[valid silo]

Suprsingly

Not making solutions for sl..

[tight ermine]

Hi Hubert :)

[cinder sapphire]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@runic wren

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1359937645567938813/RDT_20250205_0858161858049434125184294.jpg.gif?ex=68008c61&is=67ff3ae1&hm=e1c721b76913b039d8466bf33f1a945935f68e3119d44a49cfdf2508dec8edac&

[somber raptor]

hi hubert

[steep summit]

[true sky]

capybara pet

[somber raptor]

capybara pet

[true sky]

capybara execution.

[somber raptor]

😮

[true sky]

cortona kurwa

[steep summit]

cortana kurwa

[tight ermine]

cortana kurwa

[true sky]

AI revolution

[true sky]

Hubert was sponsored by WOLRD OF TANK to make this live stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu8I8fNK9pE

[brisk garnet]

If were not monsters you're food, and I could never be food

[true sky]

this man wakes up and talk nonsense

[brisk garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/top-boy-netflix-sully-sad-cry-gif-17919653073189041612

[brisk garnet]

house is shit

[valid silo]

You're shit

Idk why you haven't been banned yet

Sl discord mods useless as always 💔

[brisk garnet]

why would i be banned

i havent done anything wrong

dont even have a single warning

bros mad someone insulted his favourite (shit) tv show and now wants them banned

anyone else lowkey dance to the beat of their bad cough

[trail finch]

Just played SL for the first time

[gaunt talon]

And it's also the last time

Good ending

[true sky]

First and last time

[polar spade]

Its not too late. You can still quit

You can still save yourself

[solid echo]

NO

NOOO

Anyways

WHEEL OF FATE IS TODAY

!rep @gaunt talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @gaunt talon a reputation point!

[gaunt talon]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[gaunt talon]

!rep @solid echo

[snow umbra]

You have just given @solid echo a reputation point!

[tight ermine]

!rep @gaunt talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @gaunt talon a reputation point!

[orchid kraken]

"The wheel has spoken" but from temu

[gaunt talon]

The wheel has spoken is from temu

And it's evil

[fresh bridge]

“Pickerwheel.com” we can’t be this poor bro😭😭💔💔

[brisk garnet]

the one character i personally hate

is

https://tenor.com/view/top-boy-netflix-sully-sad-cry-gif-17919653073189041612

[strong dune]

They are all dogshit

[full pond]

Me

[fresh bridge]

Dr.House show is so shit bro fr

[gaunt talon]

False

[brisk garnet]

sully would absolutely body dr house

hed eat him for breakfast

[fresh bridge]

House fans after nobody believes house after the 1736th time he gives a random diagnosis

[brisk garnet]

hes food

[fresh bridge]

That’s literally the show

[full pond]

People arguing about whether House is good or not? I guess we Better Call Saul…

[tough osprey]

Guys where is the new update

[fresh bridge]

The show is just a condescending fucker being right every diagnosis but nobody believes him and them turns out he is right and he rubs it in then repeats

[full pond]

2 weeks months years

[fresh bridge]

Such a dogshit show

[brisk garnet]

up my crevice

[fresh bridge]

Poor guy doesn’t know😭

[tough osprey]

[tough osprey]

[gaunt talon]

It's currently in beta

!patreon

[snow umbra]

https://www.patreon.com/HubertMoszka

[gaunt talon]

Scientist tier to play the beta

[fresh bridge]

That’s what they want you to believe

[gilded timber]

You can expect a public beta or full release within the next couple weeks!

[tough osprey]

Only in northwood server ?

[fresh bridge]

That’s what he wants you to believe

[full pond]

Misinformation, you actually need to pay $50 for access to beta

[fresh bridge]

It’s only on kurva

[full pond]

Every day

Hi guys!!! Do you want your free 🤑 patreon beta key?? simply chant hubert boobert poobert and send me all of your personal details!!! 🤑 💸 Don't miss out!!!

[tight ermine]

Also our partnered Official servers

[trail finch]

I spawned in as nine tail went to HCZ got kidnapped by 106 escaped then went back to entrance and died to chaos in the elevator

[tough osprey]

It's very expensive for the country I live in 💀

[true sky]

evil version

[trail finch]

Truly a SL moment

[true sky]

burning the partners

[full pond]

Dw I was joking

[tight ermine]

You will be boiled

[true sky]

Misinformation, it actually cost 99.99 €

[fresh bridge]

50 dollars a day is expensive for any country bro😭

[full pond]

It’s worth it trust

[true sky]

bro thinks he lives in a country more richer than us

[full pond]

Think of clanking 127

[fresh bridge]

Not worth 2 dollars a year

[true sky]

worth the 50 euro per YEAR

[fresh bridge]

Because id know my money is going to Nathan’s paychecks

[tough osprey]

Türkiye at that time 💀

[true sky]

skill issue get a better job

[tough osprey]

jobs in Türkiye at that time

[fresh bridge]

Or it’s gonna go to auros tall surgery savings

[tough osprey]

💀

[fresh bridge]

!seabunny

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[gaunt talon]

Just move to greece

[full pond]

Never gonna happen

[fresh bridge]

True

[fresh bridge]

If she’s really lucky and drinks a lot of milk she might reach 3 foot

[true sky]

Surgery was cancelled

[full pond]

If it does happen it’ll double auro’s height from 5cm to 10cm

[fresh bridge]

Auro and cm in the same sentence💔

It’s nm

Nano

[gaunt talon]

Nathan gets paid 1 euro per year

[fresh bridge]

That’s 1 euro per year too much

[tough osprey]

According to Türkiye 50 dollars is around 2000 Turkish Liras, which is very expensive 😭

[fresh bridge]

Bro

[full pond]

it’s am (aurometers)

[fresh bridge]

50 dollars a day in America is really expensive too bro

[full pond]

Which is around 1/1000 of a nanometer

[true sky]

actually

5 euro per century

[tough osprey]

hmm maybe but the economy here is very very bad

[fresh bridge]

Yeah

[true sky]

just move to italy

[fresh bridge]

2 euro too much

[solid echo]

But this wheel is fair

[tough osprey]

Give the money

[true sky]

no fuck off

[fresh bridge]

True

[true sky]

get your own money

[gaunt talon]

Move to Armenia

[true sky]

[tough osprey]

[true sky]

i'm gonna go watch minecfat mvie

[solid echo]

Armenia first flying car reaches georgia and bombs it

[fresh bridge]

Nathan lives at 19 goober st

Doxxed lol

Auro lives at smurfesville

[tough osprey]

I can't find a job what should I do :d

[true sky]

nyathan lives in malta

[tight ermine]

!wran @fresh bridge Doxxing!!!

[snow umbra]

@tight ermine has wranned nettspoing Reason: Doxxing!!!

[true sky]

skill issue

[gaunt talon]

5 cm island

[fresh bridge]

😔

[true sky]

melting island

[true sky]

get a bette CV

go study

for job

get money

go work at mcdonald

get fired

find a better job

[tough osprey]

The problem is not with us, the problem is in the country, that's why nothing can be done

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/vro-vro-cat-cat-im-tweaking-im-tweaking-cat-gif-9452953164378936408

[trail finch]

How does SL play with AMD hardware is it weird or something?

[tough osprey]

[true sky]

nah

its fine

[trail finch]

Ok thanks

[gilded timber]

I play with an all AMD system with no issue

[polar spade]

Same

[true sky]

Bro got AMD pc

amd case

amd cpu cooler

[trail finch]

Hardware specs?

[polar spade]

Im also on Linux and i have to use Proton to play SL
Still works fine

[trail finch]

AMD makes cases?

[true sky]

dawg

[tough osprey]

İ have rx580 8gb fixed 60fps

[trail finch]

What distro?

[true sky]

well no its was a joke

[polar spade]

Ubuntu

[true sky]

guys

is rtx 5080 good

[trail finch]

Thank hod

[true sky]

i'm gonna buy my new pc probably this week

[tough osprey]

😂

[true sky]

finally no more laptop 🙏 hopefully

[gilded timber]

Radeon Rx6950xt
Ryzen 7 5800x3d

[true sky]

bro you dont even have the fucking money 😭

[trail finch]

I mean if you want better FPS per dollar go with AMD but if you wanna burn money go with NGreedia

[tough osprey]

[true sky]

Ngreedyian

[trail finch]

I’m assuming you play at 1440p?

[true sky]

Well what AMD gpu are there that are equivalent to this

[gilded timber]

Yep, I have the game locked at 60fps and it runs pretty comfortably

[trail finch]

Undervolted 9070XT?

Or does that compare with the 4080S

I forgot

Until I get my gaming PC I’m gonna be playing in an i3 14100

[polar spade]

Locked at 60?

[trail finch]

Everything at low and locked to 40

[polar spade]

I have an RX 6600 and R5 7600 and i run at 120+ FPS

[trail finch]

You have a dedicated graphics card I’m just running this off of the integrated graphics

Let’s see how painful 100 FPS is on this (99% chance it will crash)

[true sky]

Oh.

💔 💔 💔

Poor guy

[trail finch]

And to top it off 16 GB of DDR4

[true sky]

16gb is still good

But lié

Integrated gou

Fou

Gpu

[gaunt talon]

His french keeps leaking out

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-baguette-toy-cute-gif-16071533

[trail finch]

And 049 doesn’t even revive me

:(

[gilded timber]

Rude

[trail finch]

And now we wait at the LCZ checkpoint for an SCP to open it

I saw 096 :(

[still moth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1103141151877382215/1361110551219933486/caption.gif

[strong dune]

People are so scared of pings

I dont understand

[fresh bridge]

No😭

[tough tapir]

WetSpoing

[fresh bridge]

Alr bro💔

Mods pull off his balls

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/hoaa-a-gif-25397268

[lunar siren]

@lunar siren

[still moth]

im pinging it im pinging it

[strong dune]

Dont be weird

[gaunt talon]

the people saying they are janking it made him insane

[polar spade]

Does anyone have that one clip with the 127 audio log playing over Afton in the Springtrap suit?

[solar glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/france-jumpscare-france-gif-8859834915651946028

[true sky]

Janking it

[tough tapir]

Chicken jockey it

[buoyant helm]

O̷̓̕ḧ̷̂ ̷̍͂m̷̄̾y̸̎̍ ̴̈͌P̴̆CÆÆÆ

[polar spade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCDta3rhxSg

[unreal shadow]

Compared to there competitors no nivida gpu prices are insane and amd and even Intel makes gpus that perform just as well for a fraction of the cost

Also gotta deal with scalpers and resellers with nivida since there so popular people literally buy them all in seconds then turn around and re sell them at a massive up charge

Just go with amd wayyyy cheaper and don’t gotta deal with re sellers

[trail finch]

I’m waiting for 9070 XT to go down to MSRP (not gonna happen but let a man dream)

[strange niche]

The RTX 4000 series gpus still hold up pretty good

[trail finch]

I’d rather go with AMD

[strange niche]

and aren't as reliant on upscaling or whatever AI bullshit NVIDIA is trying to sell me this time

[polar spade]

If I get fake frames, can I pay with fake money?

[trail finch]

Take out the AI slop and which GPU is better

[strange niche]

The 1080 Ti

[polar spade]

Iirc, the 5090 is like 25% better raw performance than the 4090
For a 30% price and die size increase

[strange niche]

The Gipsy Danger of Graphics Cards

I also made a horrific typo that got flagged by the server's filter lmfao

[unreal shadow]

Also a 20 percent increase in your power bill

[tight ermine]

👀

[polar spade]

Oh yea, higher power draw

[strange niche]

I didn't mean to!

Don't shoot me Quincy!

[polar spade]

By around 30%. What a concidence

[trail finch]

A top of the line card costing less than $1,000???

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-mitchel-mitchells-vs-the-machines-computer-gif-21429976

MISINPUT

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/moistcritikal-penguinz0-charlie-misinput-it-was-a-misinput-gif-23090919

[strange niche]

The 1080 Ti has a legendary status

[unreal shadow]

That will kill a psu’s life span

[strange niche]

That's why I call it the Gipsy Danger of GPUs

[polar spade]

The good old days

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/gipsy-danger-walk-in-the-rain-jaeger-pacific-rim-gif-16632271

[trail finch]

Yeah back when NGreedia made most of their money off of gamers

[polar spade]

Oh that Gipsy Danger

[unreal shadow]

I still have my 1080 ti in my old pc

[strange niche]

It still holds up surprisingly well

[trail finch]

Now it’s just AI and gamers are like 7% of their income if I remember correctly

[polar spade]

Jesus i haven't watched Pacific Rim in a while

[strange niche]

I had to retire my old 1080 Tis because they both were used to their fullest extent

they did well

[unreal shadow]

Ai this and ai that tired of it

[polar spade]

Straight from Nivida's '25 Q1 reports

[trail finch]

Ai made to design the most efficient part for something ❌
Ripping off professional artists to make low effort memes ✅

[strange niche]

Le AI Industry, is Le Bubble?

[polar spade]

Gaming industry only makes 12% of what AI makes
Not total, just compared against AI

[trail finch]

When the AI bubble bursts it’s gonna be a good day for gamers and a sad day for Nvidia

[unreal shadow]

And we wonder why they keep doing these shitty business practices of making there shit incredibly expensive and unaffordable

Because for some reason people still buy it

[polar spade]

Eh they already made hundreds of billions of dollars

[unreal shadow]

As long as people keep buying it there going to get worse

[polar spade]

Good while it lasted

[strange niche]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[unreal shadow]

That’s why I bought amd

Tired of companies charging outrages prices for bullshit

[strange niche]

It's so incredibly cute that you think average consumers influence NVIDIA's sales margins

[trail finch]

True but they will have to start kinda maybe somewhat competing again

[unreal shadow]

A couple million consumes do

It won’t tank them

[strange niche]

The real money is in other companies renting or buying Tensor GPUs in bulk

[polar spade]

Even if AI fails, Nivida still makes a crap ton from server GPUs and industry

Gamers are really a small part of it all

[strange niche]

public consumers are just pocket change

[unreal shadow]

No shit like that big ball in Las Vegas they bought how many gpu’s from nivida in 2020 for what 3 billion?

They bought the 7080’s in bulk

[polar spade]

Really makes you think when an product lineup that makes almost 3 billion dollars in just 3 months is considered relatively small

[strange niche]

NVIDIA effectively lost the AI race anyway to Google

[unreal shadow]

To be fair google is building its own power plans just to power there ai

Nivida never stood a chance

There not that deep into the ai game

[trail finch]

I’m a security guard :(

[strange niche]

Google actually has the capability to meet R&D and Logistics at the same time because they work on hardware and AI development hand to hand. NVIDIA made huge leaps by putting all chips on hardware to sell to companies

Which worked, really fucking well

But in the long run, Google always wins

[unreal shadow]

Nivida exists because there is a need for them companies need there gpu’s for so many reasons mostly for ai training and neural network training so nivida is only going to grow

As the need for gpu’s for ai training and shit grows

[tawny vapor]

👀

[strange niche]

NVIDIA's business model basically relies on surges in demand to create large profits, which requires leaps in innovation.

Google can bide their time, working on R&D at walking pace and still beat their competitors

They are a monster of a company behind the scenes

not in a philosophical way, but in a physical way

[unreal shadow]

But now that nivida has real competition can they alyways be the first to make that leap what if amd or intel beats them what then?

[strange niche]

NVIDIA will just move to the next leap in innovation, like every other company in the field does

[unreal shadow]

Yes but it would be a hit to there reputation of always being the first and most advanced

[strange niche]

Competition is null if the software that AI is trained on relies on NVIDIA hardware

Reputation means squat

[trail finch]

My 2nd i3 14100 arrives on the 22nd

[unreal shadow]

You poor, poor man

Ill be praying for you

[trail finch]

My USB adapters pudding caps and 32GB of RAM arrive on Friday

[trail finch]

It’s for an office PC

[unreal shadow]

For now they have a lock on the market and it’s made and tailored towards them but in 5 or 10 years?

[trail finch]

And the other one is for a NAS

[strange niche]

I'd be a fool to predict what happens in 5-10 years, like anyone else who would try

But NVIDIA won't just suddenly fizzle out; they're too big for that to happen.

[waxen heath]

Hi

[trail finch]

And that’s why I love this hobby 50% of the information I know will probably be useless in 6 months

[tawny vapor]

👋

[peak bane]

🍡

[strange niche]

Best you can do is stay ahead really

No manual to follow because nobody can sit down and write it

[trail finch]

Learn as much as you can as fast as you can and maybe just maybe you’ll be useful

[unreal shadow]

No but I’m saying with competition on the rise especially with intel breaking into the gpu scene it’s likely there going to loose a bit of there market share

Now nivida has two companies to worry about amd and intel

And intel has Microsoft backing it

[strange niche]

And NVIDIA will just adapt. Products costs are high because consumers are willing to pay premium over the competitor's products, even if they may be better for a wide range of reasons. If consumers start moving away from NVIDIA, then they'll just analyse and fit the new market status quo

That's the rule of the game, one side pushes, the other pushes back

There's no such thing as losing unless a catastrophic error is made due to severe incompetence, often funnily enough due to not adapting to the market status quo

NVIDIA can, and do

Turns out the practice of business changes with scale

[tawny vapor]

Kodak, Nokia, Polaroid - they all fell for the same reason

they fail to adapt

[strange niche]

I was going to mention Kodak lol

They are a textbook example of failing to adapt to the market's status quo

[somber raptor]

Is that McLovin's brother?

[tough tapir]

Gruppi musi

[rocky island]

How do I get a weapon?

[rocky adder]

How do you mean

[rocky island]

?

[rocky adder]

Do you just mean in SL?

[rocky island]

SCP Secret Laboratory
here

@rocky adder

[mighty lodge]

@〽️:me: english o-
gae people: start moving
me: 💀
5 likes for part 2

[rocky adder]

You find one or spawn with one

[rocky adder]

Bro I’m movin

[mighty lodge]

Sigma

[rocky adder]

Anyways you can find weapons in certain locations, heavy containment zone and light containment zone have dedicated armories

Meanwhile the guard, MTF, and CI all spawn with weapons automatically

[fresh bridge]

Kid named finger💀

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[mighty lodge]

Worcestershire

[icy flume]

YEEEES I PASSED MY DRIVING EXAM

[mighty lodge]

Now drink and drive

[icy flume]

🔥

That was my main inspiration to pass it

[tough tapir]

Kid named spongdal

[strange trellis]

don't forget the mother of 3 crossing the road

[icy flume]

Funny Thing that happened; i actually had forgotten to buckle my seatbelt, and when i realized it i immediately buckled it when i came to a stop lololol

[fallow kite]

Seatbelt: You think you can escape me?

[runic lichen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1094327343054586027/1252403390948970557/attachment.gif

[icy flume]

When I noticed I had forgotten my seatbelt I immediately thought

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-dexter-morgan-bay-harbor-butcher-it's-over-dexter-meme-gif-7815920268234567353

[gentle beacon]

Mrow