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You can change that in settings
i remember turning it off
You have just given @gilded timber a reputation point!
I hate eating sand
!wran @gaunt talon sand hater
@glass bronze has wranned supfardo Reason: sand hater
!wran @glass bronze sand lover
@gaunt talon has wranned memoofrr Reason: sand lover
!rep
You can give a rep!
!rep @tough tapir
You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!
Bert Moszka
What the dog doin
Back to maidcient 
!maid
@tough tapir
@somber raptor finally, a not so hot day. Imma go out and take those pics

When mtf piano man
Real
fr
WHY IS DISCORD NOT SWIPING
Close and open
Where can i get the MTF mask 
@eager wadi nateeeeeeeeeee
Bring back maid roulette
You make it by yourself
Why am I maidcient again
Evil nathan
Evil_dj_evil_nathan
Evil_dj_evil_nyathan
_evil
I did
13th
lets make nathan a maid
You're the next maid
why me ๐ญ
you want to be the next maid for an entire month?
sure!

!maid
@tough tapir
!maid
@tough tapir
Maidthan
I don't have that much faith that duskblood will do that well. It is a interesting concept but it needs to be a game like bloodborne to make you want to spend 600 ish dollars on it (console exclusive). Even more when from software is known for doing single player games. @tough tapir
What's duskblood again
from software new game that is only on the switch
which is 400 ish doillars
plus the game most likely being 100
Making sure my rifleman clocks into the range
War crimer
I got the sneak peek. His targets are scientist cardboard cutouts
i totally dont wanna be maid.
!cc create slovak @glass bronze
Custom command successfully added.

!slovak
@glass bronze
Howdy folks
@glass bronze
fr
Oh
Right
I read a snippet about it
Forgor tho bc switch exclusive
Ergo doesn't interest me as much
Would rather buy a steam deck
ya
Seems to have much more value
that is my stance as well
it is nteresting but it is not bloodborne interesting in terms of console exclusivity
and again the price
Yeahh
400+$ just for the console to buy a 60-80$ game and then never use the console again
Kinda a waste
Could buy other stuff ofc but like
With steam deck u get ur library already
$100 game you mean
it will be 80 and above
ya
i hope the EU nukes gaming publishers in the future from being greedy cunts
again if it was bloodborne 2 or bloodborne I would consider it
but the game is not that
sadly
Bloodborne is smth else, yeah
Not sure about that other game they're making
The uh
Elden ring but not
Nightrein
That was it
@tough tapir you heard, speak slovak to em 
That is a real gun
ever met EA?
How did he do?
speaking of which, they are finally going after microtransations (some of the practices)
@glass bronze servus bratm
Apparently having such super small hands does not lead to a good shooter
ya it is even a harder sell because it is only mp
Oh no that's for Auro, even the plushie's hand way bigger than that
@meager slate 
If you told me that Khal Drogo from Game of Thrones was in the Minecraft movie I would not believe you but alas
damn
๐ฅ

!slovak
@glass bronze


Add P90
I love spreading misinformation on the internet
You arent a staff
that you not short?
He wants to be a NW staff 
I am tall
The same circus
Help me
What do you need
I just saw the discord department stealing food for programmers
Report them to the hube
!rep @glass bronze
You have just given @glass bronze a reputation point!
@glass bronze
Sounds like a bad idea
!customcom raw slovak
@glass bronze
Damn
i want to be chaos insurgency
๐ก
Censorship
@tight ermine Getting there. 5:33 with the G29
Feels very comfortable driving the thing right now, I just need time to get used to the no traction part
Tall in pride my friend
My month?
It was granted to me as a recognition of my height
No
That is quite sad actually
You're seeing it ingame
Cuz that looks very photoshopped
Bet
It isnt,
If you have to say it...
Mods flip his protons to neutrons
The truth needs to be put out there
I'm 196cm
Me when I lie
You're just jealous
Of what
Not being SHORT?
Like YOU?
(I'm short ๐)
How tall
5'4 ish
Youre gaslighting yourself?
You are
No?
I've been gaslit
I'm having to kneel to look you in the eyes, ant.
Bro auro probably is 4'11
So i have to ungaslight myself
I will put a hole right between your eyes
@tame hollow can deny this fact
Joseph you can do
Is not a fact
I'm an exact precise 6 feet
Nuh uh
(I haven't actually measured myself in years I have no fucking idea)
See
You're probably 5'11
Okay but here's the thing
Auro can't deny the fact I'm taller than her
Fact checked
Howdy y'all
Just trust me..
Sir its 8:36 PM
Youre european?
Worse
Deunite europe tbh
English speaking country
It's 2:40 PM
lol
It's 6:47 PM
Local station engineer does his job so badly, he awakens an elderitch Jeans God from the depths of the Engine after trying to sacrifice a jean elemental in the furnaces in a futile attempt to quell the Engine's anger
I did not understand a word of that
Was*
What game
Space Station 13
Please write a plague doctor lore where a guard has to fight the doctor but then suddenly is shocked that he has to fight a zombie instead and a scientist next to him says โdash 2 instanceโ
That's the game my Iranian friend is no lifing
Aint no way
Is this true
Every time we introduce a person to the game, they never come out
we're t rapped
the game is too addicting
If he's going to die, he may as well be right while dying
Relatable
Good afternoon everyone
Good morning
Good night
alright lads!
first time using AE
gonna be using it for a school project instead of fitting everything into Premiere Pro!
let's see how it go- oh
I wish I could be a Main Villain, so I can have cool voicelines :(
โThis edit is ass. Session terminated.โ
?membercount
?membercount
?dadagakd
121937
okay

Itโs Friday 8 PM here ๐
AM*
Est
I'm Canadian
I think it's est anyways
You dodged a bullet with that one
I'm on a border city with America
Eww
On the Canadian side thankfully
It's like the Mexico filter in breaking bad
๐
The sugar content of the air is 999x higher
Everytime I eat at an American restaurant I can physically feel the cholesterol entering my bloodstream
Stupid thing
I hope youโre feeling better now ๐
Bruh
Fym bruh
Bruh I said
Canadian ahh
@tawdry coyote I once ate potato from America, I instantly gained 10kg and the Doc said I barely escaped Diabetes
I ate a burger at an American restaurant and suffered cardiac arrest
Wow you really dodged a bulled there too
I donโt think America has gastronomy
This is worse than dying to a Taurus
Fr fr
My honestion reaction if I was to be born in America:
better than the hidden nsfw derg chat this discord used to have
Tf
SCP SL is Baka
The only thing worse are British people
British girl are ugly
No. I canโt name it here but no
it was just called hidden-derg-channel or something like that, i wonder why reshi even did that 
NSFW ๐ค
Dm it...
i don't think it was nsfw
you can't change my mind, I am sure there was some freaky ahhh shit going on in there
knowing the people who had access
Damn
Diddys basement
Tf is this elsagate ahh video
Itโs Maya Winky ๐ญ
I support man face
Me when my son doesn't get me another beer
Fr
Me when ๐ฟ
What's with the 3 pings
!chef
@tame hollow
"Dad, I donโt think I wanna do this gambling thing"
!maid
@tough tapir
No child of mine will bet it all on red, it's always black
@eager wadi why did you remove it ๐ญ

Since Iโm gay Iโd need to adopt a child and in that case itโd go back to the adoption center
I only lease them
im sad ๐ญ
im sorry what?
Wow! Have you seen the new updates in SCP:SL?!
I think PC got a VGU
a vgu
Yeah
give me my command back. or i will make you a maid 
I sell them to chinese sweat shops so I can keep gambling
lol no
!maid
@tough tapir
Smart
Zelenรก je trรกva, futbal to je hra
Can I be a maid
Schnauze
No
Me too!
Halts maul
Stierkampflesbe
Pls no aahhh from the helicopter else Iโll sue ahhh franchise fake like lame sis abhhh
Hundesohn
im only hyped for 3114 and map rework for update ngl
yoyoyoyo das not nice
I love that reacting ngl
Fr
Its not my fault
Idk if I got gif perms
oh its him
Schluchtenscheiรer
Lmao
Embed perms at level 10
man yo lucky
Embed failure
Yay it got uploaded by uhhh
a diff person
Now I do
Nah no one will laugh or uhhhh I'll micro them
:D
Are u
Serious rn
Iโm abt
So ahh MP5K
Nah Im also strapped with a jailbird
What if I said nuh uh
then uhm... i'd cry:(
Nuh uh
049 model needs a rework
can't lie
You come just in time
now rework 049
:D
That's not very scientific of you
If it
Pulling out the "Not my Department" card for this
damn
bro gotta do me like that
Skill issue
I just write lore
Sad bro jus write 939 breaks out of his containment and he walks slowly towards a staggering enemy that he hears from 2 FUCKING miles away
that's all lores about
ong
Well also learn game design, balancing, and character design
Aren't game developers supposed to be omnipotent?
Yes but I am also dumber than a brick with a smile graffitied onto it
Isn't that the brick I threw at a cop
Then I must be smarter.. Im dumber then a metal wall
hah
The Narrative Design horse is what actually decides the lore
"Hands behind your back" the one goofy mtf says
gimme free level
He can't 
It's a moderator act non suspicious
bro's horse aboutta be in lore
MANAGER In chat
You should give me max level because uhhh I'm cool and asked politely
act non suspicious
Narrative designers when they have to come up with new lore ideas:
No you didn't! I did :D
No, work for it orange role
Seriously orange Im higher lvl then you
ain
ain't that true guys
The horse decides
Should I kill them SimpleWolf?
Aight
say no simplewolf
I though I escaped my role as a Russian serf
You never escape
Mao Zedong!?
Oh wait I jus realized
correct my mistake
pretty please with a cherry on top
Boring..
I got brainwashed by a giant glowing rock
Stalker, Monalite
Unlucky af
I have no purpose here. Go. //////
Well, like Kuplyanov
kaiser profile picture
Well, you get the idea, right?
ye
That's right, get on out of here.
I'm afraid to say these words.
F...
ัะต ะพะดะฝะธ ะฐะฝะณะปะธัะฐะฝะต ััะพะปะธ
The horse decrees that they shall have mercy
!langru
ะัะธะฒะตั, ััะพ ะฐะฝะณะปะพัะทััะฝัะน ัะตัะฒะตั. ะั ะผะพะถะตัะต ะฟัะธัะพะตะดะธะฝะธัััั ะบ ััััะบะพัะทััะฝะพะผั ัะตัะฒะตัั ัะพะพะฑัะตััะฒะฐ ะทะดะตัั.
Speak English better
English speaking people on an English server
Mystery
She has the Mark of Communication
What if on this server everyone spoke in their own way? :p
Pizdec
Mods would commit sui....
Yes
Real
Tower of Babel server
Chinese, Arabic, Polish, French, Russian, Ukrainian, Indian, Japanese, Korean
Snowflake ass moderation ๐ญ
what is in the background
We don't allow those words here.
Turnout field, she tore off the haynet
French are enough
a
That's understandable. But what if we imagine a picture?
what...what if there was a brainrot localised server...
and everyone spoke...skibidi toilet...
Ban + Global Ban + VAC Ban + Expropriated + Banned from country
๐ญ
i got banned from a whole different ass game...
death row
howd i get VAC banned...
my tf2...
whyd the job app form change to no longer require full name btw?
So, who wants to teach me English?
Language
Well, that's fair.
How will the narrative design horse impact the stock market
Absolute stock market death
dear god....
Hello. I was wondering if the tickets and reports from "MemeSCP SL Official Server" has to be posted here, to this Discord?
that is...a different server?
and this isnt even the northwood studios offical server discord?
You have to join the memescp discord server
!rep
You need to wait 3 hours, 22 minutes, 53 seconds until you can give reputation again!
The horse decrees that you shall buy the surge
how do i report people?
What kind of report would you like to make?
violating the eula
Cheater report?
if someone who's a staffer use the command "setnick" to name someone "king of the autistic" its bannable right?
That's not an EULA violation
isn't that discrimination?
I don't think you can get him banned for this
Or anything lol
Just don't play the server
Let's see if you can OUTLAST trials this!
Let's see if you can outlast THIS trial
Technically it can be interpreted as one but we usually require a lot more evidence of discrimination, not just one re-naming. We don't just issue EULA bans left and right. We only like to step in when we really deem it necessary. Most things can be solved by servers and their staff.
ok thanks
LETS SEE IF YOU CAN BREACH THIS SECRET LABORATORY CONTAINMENT RETARD!
Thank god this guy has no embed perms
thank god this guy has no embed perms or else
are you sure
are you srure
Erus uoy era
Incorrect but close, it's Pakku (or at least that's what it should say)
i ma erus
french that gore.
As a Canadian I can confirm we line anyone with cancer against the wall and kill them
Life goals rn
take care of yourself and Eliminate the Worthless
i miss when you could teleport to different zone after escaping from pocket dimension
You mean spawn somewhere random
Is that real
I need you to understand there is a line of โFirst we mine, then we craft. Letโs minecraft!โ
You contain and i breach
Lets containment breach
Lets secure some containment protections
No perms until hubert approves
I Steve
i
wait
mods why cant i say another word for minion
starting with g
why is that blocked out of all things ๐
Guess why
goon
It's not that hard
goon
There are many other subject of conversation to talk about, guys
Like the weather
How your day has been
And the weather
รนgr,lmeq!:s1
hows your weather been
Its been cold
anyone had the issue in the main menu of the game of capping out at 59-60fps?
i cant find a solution to this
Diary of a scientific kid

zombie mtf
Guys, where can I buy a patreone subscription?
!patreon
hello what is the verification teams email?
!vsr
thank you
make sure you meet the requirements listed before applying
!patreon
Do you know the discount codes?
๐
no
i really gotta shitโฆ
-99 % off with the code: skibidihubert limited code expiring yesterday
Just get some money
Real
it worked can confirm
Hello, i can't seem to find the Patreon for SCP:sl or Northwood. The one i find has the last post dated on March 2024. Can someone please DM me the link?
Thanks
!patreon
Bro
Almost everu language calls them ananas
EXEPT ENGLISH
Even in arabic they're called ananas
Some other languages ig but english is the most notable
We love putting two words together to make a new word
Okay I see why they might call it something pine related
But APPLE??
Come on
I looks NOTHIN like an apple
Need to pull together a group of SL players for buckshot roulette
Don't own buckshot roulette sadly
rip
I own all but one of Mike Klubnika's games
(tbf most are free)
Then again a lot of his games are like art pieces

toilet ananas nasdas

Me
I just posted someones face because he looked like the scp sl guard
idk if the reason is that or mods are goofing around
damn that sucks
iron golem solos wither
Tried doing that this morning
Mods killed me
my weight before army basic training: 66kg
my weight after army basic training (1 week): 66kg
???
also fuck the military
i quit my training halfway through
cunts
They'll just kill you when they wake up
i pretty much ate their food, broke their rifle and left
the secret laboratory is secret

What did you drink?
๐

guys do i make even more steamhappy gifs later today
Surface rework was promised to SCP SL players 1000 years ago ๐
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
!maid
@tough tapir
!rep @tough tapir
You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!
!rep @snow umbra
You can't give a rep to a bot!
!seabunny
@meager slate 
wah
@orchid kraken
the freeman

water out of a dirty jerry can
id rather have water out of a dirty jerry can instead of yk
!langes
Hola, este es un servidor de habla inglesa. Puedes unirte al servidor localizado de la comunidad espaรฑola aquรญ.
The plot of Call of Duty: Black Ops II is slowly becoming true holy shit
BETA IS NOT READY FOR LAUNCH !!! #beta-clips message
actually IT IS
just need some
more content
like a megapatch 3
or smth
I don't know if you've got the information, but it's hardcoded, there's no reason to go above 60 fps in a static menu
yep tahts why we should get projector main menu back
why cant i get 1400 fps on main menu
unplayable
because fire :c
fire is hot for puter
DUUUTCCHHH
DUUUUTCHHH
bandicam
Those whos snows toes knows
Brzรจczyszczykiewic you cant do that!
fucking asshole
Man
Even tho the zombie model is shitty af I'm gonna miss the chubby guy
Zombie, ride that chicken
049-2 jockey
turtle ninja mutants
need to bring back SL bandicam
this too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTPXC4tulDs noxpiss gonna love it
Entropy : Zero - Uprising just received a new update!
Get it here: https://www.moddb.com/mods/entropy-zero-uprising/downloads/entropy-zero-uprising-episode-1
Music by CW3D.
this
@heady palm still no key?

unhappy wave

crazy shit
rare Bandicam
this is why i hate that fuckass blue i thought it was โ
I don't like it either
I really liked the community helper badge's color
It's from Re:Zero btw if you are wondering
Its not 11th april yet
Hi mods n staff
Hello!

That you were getting a key
Idk if i got chances lol
May you mods n staff get tortured and burned to death in Hubert bassement 
It is Nice
Mods n staff kill this guy
He's being rude
I wonder if Nathan will announce the winner of the contest
I am new what do u do in this server?
I remember I genuinly thought their beaks were like biscuits
I wanted to eat one

Talk about le scp sl
And le other stuff
That isn't politics or religion!
Economics is okay!!
awwe that's cute
why le and not The?
Economics is NOT okay !๐ช๐บ
I genuinly wanted to eat a duck's beak cuz I thought it was like those ice cream sandwiches
Humerous effect

what if i wanna talk about the "Broken God" or the cult of the "Broken God" Mekhanism? XD
6 year old me saw this instead of a duck's beak
Unironically
This is the best thing ever
You can do thar!!!
Autism
๐ญ
If u would belive in Mekhanism would he save u from the DayBreak?
New torture metod discovered!
pretty sure that's an execution






