general-chat

[rough coral]

It was made by the guys who did Garry’s Mod

[shrewd gull]

AAA enjoyers paying for their fifth season pass

[swift imp]

your citation thing is from papers please

like it’s those thingies that pop up when you get stuff wrong

[marble chasm]

?

[pliant hull]

the

[fickle loom]

b

[pliant hull]

a

[pliant hull]

concrete

[glass bronze]

sand better

[strange niche]

Local Minecraft Server crashes, becomes sentient and begs for mercy

[celest crest]

Guys, please reset the used Patreon test keys.

[fresh bridge]

I thought it was impossible to reach absolute zero

Pc cold asf

Nvm I’m dumb asf

It’s -273.15 Celsius

[fallow kite]

was up

[valid silo]

Bro has a quantum computer in there

[tame hollow]

@bold jasper

[eager wadi]

plank

[bold jasper]

That's the power of plank baybee

[left jetty]

Hey guys how do you get the beta again?

[sleek estuary]

patreon

[left jetty]

oh crap again

[tame hollow]

stealing a giveaway key like i did

[eager wadi]

tier 3

[sleek estuary]

always was like that

isnt it tier 2?

[left jetty]

is it?

[eager wadi]

im honestly glad you aren't marketing.

[sleek estuary]

mf

[tame hollow]

LMAO

[eager wadi]

It's tier 3, 10 euros

[sleek estuary]

didnt know there was a $2 tier

[left jetty]

damn

[sleek estuary]

when tf was that add3ed

[valid silo]

Tier 2 is lile

[eager wadi]

this dude

[gaunt talon]

Secret lab chair

[valid silo]

The worst tier

[sleek estuary]

1. i dont check the patreon
2. hubert said tier 2 on the stream

[left jetty]

wait so i have to pay 20 dollars a month for a beta ?

[sleek estuary]

10

[strong dune]

yup

[sleek estuary]

tier 3

[left jetty]

tiear 3 is 20$

[glass bronze]

[eager wadi]

thats tier 4

!patreon

[snow umbra]

https://www.patreon.com/HubertMoszka

[left jetty]

lol

[left jetty]

oh my bad lol

[valid silo]

Tier one you get NOTHING exept like

Idk I forgor

[strange niche]

I used to have Janitor access for the #game-suggestions channel

[left jetty]

yeah my bad lol

[tame hollow]

financial depression

[sleek estuary]

hoyl fuck im lagging

[left jetty]

how do i get the code?

[sleek estuary]

https://patreon.scpslgame.com/

[gilded timber]

https://scpslgame.com/beta-branch-access/

[sleek estuary]

login there

[gaunt talon]

What channel is that

Suggestions

[strange niche]

game-suggestions

[tame hollow]

now we just need a third

[tardy walrus]

https://scpslgame.com/beta-branch-access/

just in case you missed it

[valid silo]

Damn

[pliant hull]

minecraft 100 days videos r peak🔥

[valid silo]

Northwood made 500 bucks

In the last

3 hours

[valid blaze]

Yo quick question, is there any way to get the new keycard models from 14.1? Specifically the MTF keycard models.

I wanna 3D print some of them for... totally non-stimming purposes

[gaunt talon]

Wait for someone to port them to blender

[valid blaze]

real

I mean I could just like, look for a top-down view, and remake them myself

though the textures would take a hot second to recreate if I wanna do multi-coloring

[valid silo]

They'll get released to blender

Sometime

[fresh bridge]

Maybe the devs might get fed today perchance

[orchid kraken]

The lion doesnt concern himself with opinion of [insert]

[fresh bridge]

Albanians

[valid blaze]

ehhhh I'm impatient

I'll just remake the keycards myself

Anybody know the fonts on the keycards?

[wise arrow]

when is 14.1 being released to the general public (Not Patreon)

[valid blaze]

sometime this month

[fresh bridge]

Tomorrow

[valid blaze]

It's not fully known

[wise arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-12756433236776117962

aww

[glass bronze]

gif fail

[wise arrow]

no gif embed

[fresh bridge]

Even humber doesn’t known

[valid blaze]

Okay but seriously does anybody know the fonts on the new MTF keycards?

[valid silo]

Nah

All funds go to the higher ups of nw

(By higher ups I mean just hubert)

[wise arrow]

@valid blaze @fresh bridge so tomarrow or somtime this month?

[tardy walrus]

s00n

[gaunt talon]

Could be the second

[valid blaze]

sometime this month

[eager wadi]

not tomorrow

[valid blaze]

def not tomorrow

they've got some tweaking to do

[eager wadi]

late april most likely.

[wise arrow]

this release schedule is make me very sad

[gaunt talon]

29 April

[wise arrow]

😦

[pliant hull]

flint and steel💔

[gilded timber]

This is the best top down view we have right now, if it's not enough you can always wait for a blender port or attempt to use an asset ripper

!scpslports

[snow umbra]

https://discord.gg/VwN9hMAkfj

[wise arrow]

My name is Steve 💔

[valid blaze]

Aight

[gaunt talon]

I think it's Paul

[wise arrow]

No

thats my online name

[glad flower]

First we mine

Then we craft

[orchid kraken]

573 already i was there when it had only 50 members

[glad flower]

Lets minecraft

[tame hollow]

mr.jeff

[misty violet]

So I just nearly got arrested

[tame hollow]

[misty violet]

Im down the pub and this guy has drank far too much

Hits my female friend

Then my male friend (pub landlord)

So I send him packing

Hes come back

And RIGHT AS I SWING, the old bill turns up and watches me hit him in all its glory

[last tide]

man i thought combat armor was gonna add the ski mask back for guards 😭

ski mask my beloved

[strange relic]

this update is peak

love the new card designs

[shrewd gull]

Is containment engineer back in main game Ludawg? 🧐

[eager wadi]

no

[gilded timber]

No, but it's been ported with the rest

[eager wadi]

its there for server owner

[shrewd gull]

At least it hasn’t been forgotten

[remote sand]

Goodnight ❤️

[valid silo]

Wonder when it'll have a use

[shrewd gull]

Goodslumber Wolfman

[shrewd gull]

They’re saving it for the offical Containment Engineer role

[valid silo]

I kinda see it

Being reworked

Into something diffrent

[shrewd gull]

Like what

[valid silo]

Idk

Just throwin this out there

[tranquil jolt]

@valid silo

[valid silo]

Whar

[tranquil jolt]

hi

[fallow kite]

BRO SCP WONT LOAD THERES AN BLACK SCREEN

ENDLESS LOADING SCREEN

[gaunt talon]

#897643267473145866

[fallow kite]

yea i already opened an ticket

still

so annoying bro i havent played for 4 months bc of this

😭😭😭

[last tide]

Real

[fallow kite]

wtf is this update bruh

):

Skibidi

im too late

i missed everything

just cuz it wouldnt load

[valid silo]

Bro

You missed nothing

[fallow kite]

I DDI

[valid silo]

I mean

Only stuff you missed was the betas

[fallow kite]

there are new cards

[valid silo]

But anything else

Nope

Not even out yet

[fallow kite]

new map

ahhh

[edgy vapor]

that ain’t even out

[valid silo]

New heavy is the only thing that was new

[fallow kite]

i didnt know dang

[valid silo]

Bro

Calm down

[edgy vapor]

you would’ve need research supervisor to play😭

[unreal shadow]

watching that clip from #beta-clips with the intercom made my ears bleed

why does the intercom sound like that

[edgy vapor]

they had an echo effect

and as you can hear

was torture💔

feature cool just needs to be worked on

[valid silo]

Almost like

Fmod.. would fix it..

[unreal shadow]

nah they just need to remove intercom all together

boom problem solved

plus it would remove a very very annoying feature of the game

[edgy vapor]

keep intercom💔

[unreal shadow]

NO

[edgy vapor]

i love intercom💔

[unreal shadow]

i hate it

im tired of hearing people yelling as loud as they can or spam there sound boards

like thats all anyone does in intercom

or say racial slurs

ive encounterd that many times someone just saying the n word over and over

just remove it

[edgy vapor]

i haven’t thankfully

[valid silo]

Honestly

Intercom needs to serve

An actual purpose

[outer radish]

crazy

[valid silo]

And not just be where people just say shit to the entire server

[unreal shadow]

it serves a purpose to annoy every ohter player in the server

[gaunt talon]

Information

[valid silo]

8/9 people go "AWOOOGA" or smtjn like that

[unreal shadow]

hearing someone spam there soundboard isint much infomation

[valid silo]

Basically say useless sjit

[unreal shadow]

8.9 to be exact

[glad flower]

It does the people just only use it for evil

[unreal shadow]

it wouldint be so bad if there was an option to mute it

[glad flower]

Peak idea id say

[unreal shadow]

or at least dim the volume of it

[glad flower]

I dont really have a problem with it cause I play with vc off

[unreal shadow]

to be honest vc is the only reason why i can keep playing this game

like the vc aspect makes it so replayable

at least for me

[glad flower]

I dont really like the community

So i just don't play with it on

[fallow kite]

can someeone help me maybe

[glad flower]

With?

[fallow kite]

they take too long to respond

endless loadscreen

my game wont load

😭

[glad flower]

Yeah idk

[edgy vapor]

cooked?

[unreal shadow]

its a mixed bag there are a LOT of trolls and stuff but i just mute them

[unreal shadow]

might wanna verify your files

[fallow kite]

ive tried everything bro i deleted the game 10 times

[fallow kite]

how do i do that

[glad flower]

True

Just in my experience there are so many or the lobby is just entirely full of them that it's just not worth the effort sorting them

Maybe I just play awful servers

[unreal shadow]

https://help.steampowered.com/en/faqs/view/0C48-FCBD-DA71-93EB

[unreal shadow]

i play northwood which has some of the most intresting characters

god forbid you go on there late at night like 1 am

thats when you get the racist people

and my god there is a lot of them

[glad flower]

I play like zircon, kings, and something with guard in jt

[unreal shadow]

i hate kings

the staff on there suck

i used to play ravengrad and northwood but i got perma banned from northwood for saying retard

[glad flower]

Ravenguard

That was the other one

[unreal shadow]

so now i only play northwood ive tried unoffical servers but all of the plugins confuse me

[unreal shadow]

yes i ment ravenguard

got perma banned from that for saying retard which is stupid but whatever

[glad flower]

What do u think about zircon

It seems more sweaty

[unreal shadow]

never played it i only play offical so i dont have a opinion on it

[glad flower]

Than the other servers for me

[glad flower]

Reasonable

I usually only play official but when playerbases are too high i play zircon

[unreal shadow]

if its full you can still get in if you keep trying to join someone alyways rage quits whitn a 5 minute span ive noticed that

[fallow kite]

I spead 10 bucks

[edgy vapor]

?

[glad flower]

He spead 10 bucks

[unreal shadow]

he sure did

[edgy vapor]

ah he spead 10 bucks

[unreal shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/still-no-stimulus-stimulus-stimulus-check-what-a-disappointment-money-gif-18311853

[glad flower]

Naturally

10 of those big ol things

Nvm 1 of those big ol things

[unreal shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/dollar-money-rich-gif-7988931

[hollow vapor]

am i schizo or is there an xbox-message sound effect in the 14.1 beta trailer

[unreal shadow]

i havent heard a xbox message sound effect in many many years

proably like 9 years

damn im fucking old

[heady copper]

I just verified my discord APP

[warped magnet]

YEAAAHHH

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1232161450533851299/1356043757337841735/IMG_1886.gif

[heady copper]

That's mine now

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/654185402801848341/1351431179844452406/20250317_180710_remastered.gif

[heady copper]

https://tenor.com/view/chillin-chilling-chill-relax-pool-gif-16974138536260668869

Is a gif

[unreal shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wizard-meme-funny-gif-3870502440791733376

[warped magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-cat-meme-pizza-gif-15515876660164125010

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-cat-meme-pizza-gif-15515876660164125010

Double pizza wizard cat attack

[swift imp]

that’s too many calories for one cat

[heady copper]

Mm

Na

[swift imp]

needs to watch out for chd

[warped magnet]

He’s not a normal cat

[unreal shadow]

your right he is a fat ass cat

with the type 2

[swift imp]

poor cat

he needs his insulin shot

[swift imp]

why are you torturing the cat

force feeding the guy pizza

[swift imp]

i saw that

[strong dune]

Nice ping

[heady copper]

No

I did nothing like that

Lies

[swift imp]

yes you did

[torn locust]

Chat I'll be real here..

We need a pink surface.

[strong dune]

We do not

[torn locust]

YES WE DO

[heady copper]

No you are literally lying

[torn locust]

actually no

pink heavy

[strong dune]

Opinion ignored

What else do you want pink

[torn locust]

tbh everything

pink facility guard

[swift imp]

but what type of pink

[torn locust]

pastel pink

[swift imp]

valid

[strong dune]

Ew

[swift imp]

don’t be a hater

there’s bigger issues in the world

[torn locust]

ur just jealous bc ur not getting the pink map >:(

[torn locust]

like the skill requirement for dog

[strong dune]

I hope you D- have a great day

[torn locust]

following on

fuck dog

[strong dune]

Yeah like

[torn locust]

i hope ur pillows are warm

[strong dune]

90 dollar games

[strong dune]

Youre awful

[torn locust]

or £30 games after 4 years

[swift imp]

who’s making 90 dollar games

[torn locust]

activision

[strong dune]

No its nintendo

[swift imp]

who’s buying 90 dollar games that’s the real question

[strange niche]

Nintendo

[torn locust]

^

[strange niche]

Nintendo fans

[torn locust]

biggest japanese game company and they still suck ass

[strange niche]

It's cyclical

[unreal shadow]

who's buying 70 dollor half finished game packed with micro transactions?

[strong dune]

Miyamoto needs the money trust

[swift imp]

oh yeah they’re releasing thay nintendo switch 2

[valid silo]

steam keeps winning

[strong dune]

Indie company

[valid silo]

does nothing

literally wins everytime

[unreal shadow]

there games dont but they suck ass as a company

[torn locust]

Fun fact btw

the newest assassins creed

(shadows)

is 300gb disk size

[strange trellis]

I don't think he has a say in the price

[unreal shadow]

omg 300gb

bruh my ssd is only 2tb

[torn locust]

their reasoning is because it had other games embedded into it

[unreal shadow]

well i aint buying it anyway i hate the new rpg style of assains creed

[torn locust]

(u can play scenes from other games, "memories")

[unreal shadow]

i dont give two fucks

if i want to play a diffrent game

i would play that game

[torn locust]

(not entire games, just scenes)

[true sky]

This got to be a lie

[torn locust]

I'll get my friend to screenshot it tmr and ill ping you the pic in #media-posts

[strange trellis]

yeah, 90...

[true sky]

💔

[torn locust]

(shes asleep rn)

[strange niche]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ju_10NkGY

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/developer-we-have-a-bug-gif-9159002844106963379

Developer from Nintendo

Why

Us game

Is dying

Why mario kart dead

[sleek estuary]

shit sucks but im also happy nintendo is getting shit

hopefully we will get some good change

[true sky]

Nintendo having build in discord

[sleek estuary]

(like making the switch 2 an actual fucking handheld device, and not the exact same thing as s1 but new hardware)

[true sky]

For 5euro per month

[strange trellis]

while I don't doubt the new mario kart will be good, 100 fucking dollars is not worth it

[sleek estuary]

mfs acting like they made something new

[strange trellis]

the framerate on that screenshare

[sleek estuary]

i CANNOT wait for the switch 2 to get modded

[heady copper]

I would pay 90 for SL maybe

[sleek estuary]

honestly I see a software exploit being first

[true sky]

And needing a fucking Nintendo online subscription for it to Even work

[sleek estuary]

yeah

its also fucking insane that people are trying to defend it

"you get a year free"

"its only $30 a year"

[strange trellis]

people are?

[sleek estuary]

which honestly, 30 a year is really fucking good compared to other platforms, it just NEEDS more content

[strange trellis]

all I've seen are people calling them out

[tardy walrus]

i heard that you need to pay to use vc

[sleek estuary]

a lot are defending it on twitter

aka nintendo bootlickers

[strange trellis]

except like 3 people calling people poor

[sleek estuary]

nintendo fans are riding so fucking hard on the company

[strange trellis]

your first mistake was going on twitter

[wicked marlin]

i hate people who say "erm actually its X"

[sleek estuary]

mfs acting like nintendo gonna give them a prize

[sleek estuary]

its fun tho

[strange trellis]

most nintendo fans are not

nintendo fans are probably the most upset

[sleek estuary]

yeah like myself, but i mean the crazy fans

the fans who will defend ANYTHING that company does

"erm emulation is illegal"

dumbest ppl alive

[eager wadi]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 1 hour, 18 minutes, 43 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[last tide]

yk would be cool if chaos and MTF with no armor don't have the gasmask and for light armor they get the gasmask and headphones

[trail glade]

what we think chat?
promising?
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1403020/SCP_Strategy/

Steam

SCP Strategy

SCP Strategy
Take on the role of the legendary Administrator and start your own foundation protecting people from unknown objects. Every day there is information about new anomalies. Create special forces and send them to dangerous parts of the world to contain these anomalies.

…

Price

$6.99

Recommendations

510

▶ Play video

[valid silo]

the battle thing

looks kinda ass

also the containement breach thing

everything else

very promising

[tranquil wolf]

everything but the combat is good

[last tide]

Imma try it out

[tame hollow]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[tame hollow]

!rep @rocky adder

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rocky adder a reputation point!

[rocky adder]

Woo!

!rep @tame hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

[last tide]

For the memes they should just add janitor role

Basically scientist but just with a janitor keycard

[tame hollow]

Thanks

[rocky adder]

You’re welcome :)

[trail glade]

sounds good, let us know if its any good

[spice helm]

wheres the channel i can redeem keys

for the beta specifically

[eager wadi]

#bot-commands

[spice helm]

https://tenor.com/view/handshake-predator-arnold-hi-hello-gif-9920452

aww

ty tho

[eager wadi]

/giveaway-key redeem

[last tide]

lul

[solar glacier]

My brain hurts

[swift imp]

then make it stop

[velvet mason]

[fossil wasp]

[spice helm]

im unclear about how the game is supposed to work, is it like a xcom?

[fossil wasp]

having a nathan and nathaniel here is hurting my brain

[valid silo]

if only

we had a

nya-than..

here..

[spice helm]

[trail glade]

thats is a dangerous request your asking lmao

[swift imp]

that’s the point

[swift imp]

you do it

[valid silo]

no

I got muted for it before..

[swift imp]

he won’t do it again

our dear dicktator might be feeling merciful today

[naive sonnet]

Just had the most cursed game of my life

[valid silo]

careful what you say

[swift imp]

why

[eager wadi]

no beta keys for you

[valid silo]

sorry sir

won't do it ever again sir

glory to the nathan rule over scp sl discord

🫡

[serene coyote]

More better

[serene coyote]

But not much

[eager wadi]

you may appeal your key blacklist in 10 years due to bureaucracy

[valid silo]

sir yes sir

https://tenor.com/view/sir-yes-sir-oorah-marines-ram-ranch-gif-22934490

[swift imp]

why do you glaze him

rebel against authority

[strong dune]

You do the same

[valid silo]

nathan

ban this mf

now

[swift imp]

no i don’t

[valid silo]

they are comitting treason

[tame hollow]

Who wants beta access?
I need cs2 cases

[swift imp]

not true

[spice helm]

I cannot ban people

[valid silo]

I will give you

my entire tf2 inventory

(priced at 300 usd)

just for

the beta key!!

[tame hollow]

2 rubles

[valid silo]

nah

[strong dune]

How does those two things related

[valid silo]

I have the sizable inventory actually

[tame hollow]

Trade offer, I get cs2 cases and someone gets the beta key I won

[valid silo]

how many cs2 cases?

[strong dune]

Some cs2 cases are worth like

[tame hollow]

Make an offer

[strong dune]

2 bucks

[valid silo]

6

make it worth your while

[tame hollow]

i take any cases pretty much

[valid silo]

you profit

of the shittest ones

[tame hollow]

.

[valid silo]

I can get

[honest junco]

Meow

Wrong sever

Serve

[valid silo]

[honest junco]

Server

[valid silo]

nah

this

[strong dune]

Loser

[valid silo]

right server

bro

[eager wadi]

revoked

[valid silo]

and give it to me!

I'm your top glazer

[honest junco]

Can I be owner of SCP:SL

Trust

[eager wadi]

in 10 years

[valid silo]

I deserve the key..

[eager wadi]

no

[honest junco]

1984

[valid silo]

yes but now there is an open position!

[swift imp]

why are you proud of this

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/outlast-outlast-trials-ryan-ren-outlasters-gif-13949395554090173152

[swift imp]

be free feras

[tame hollow]

:(

[valid silo]

nah

I'll never be free

my flesh

traps me

the weakness of my flesh disgusts me

[valid silo]

I yearn for the certanity that

plushie stuff

gives

[strong dune]

I have the entire Minecraft movie pirated

Trade me?

[swift imp]

why would you pirate that out of all things

[tame hollow]

Yeah

What she said

[strong dune]

2 reasons

Reason one

Flint

Reason two

Steel

[swift imp]

but flesh is what makes us human

[tame hollow]

Sae

Do you play SL

[swift imp]

does it look like i do

[valid silo]

flesh is what weakens me

[tame hollow]

nah

[valid silo]

and do I LOOK human?

[tame hollow]

Which is good

[swift imp]

bingo

[valid silo]

I'm ANYTHING but a homo sapian

[tame hollow]

sapian

[swift imp]

joseph i’ll trade you for that beta key

[tame hollow]

what shall i receive

[swift imp]

errrr

[tame hollow]

Electric shocks?

[swift imp]

a handshake

[tame hollow]

Oh damn

Internet can you see it

[swift imp]

yeah i know it’s serious

[tame hollow]

The touch of a woman

[eager wadi]

[tame hollow]

for a mere beta key

Discord mods must be drooling

[swift imp]

how about it

let’s trade

[valid silo]

thankfully ur not a discord mod joseph

[swift imp]

give me the key

[valid silo]

hey joseph

[tame hollow]

Sounds like a fair and square deal

[valid silo]

I have a better offer

[honest junco]

What’s that

[eager wadi]

use to be

[valid silo]

an offer that you can't refuse.......

[swift imp]

shut up feras

[tame hollow]

I am sorry for you buddy

[valid silo]

do not speak unless spoken to filthy human

[swift imp]

excuse me

[tame hollow]

Ayo

[valid silo]

I'm far greater than you

[swift imp]

nathan ban him 💔

[honest junco]

Shut it peasant

[valid silo]

nah

nathan won't ban me!

(he totally will for this)

[honest junco]

Shalt thou strike yo mama down

[tame hollow]

Nathan ban him

[valid silo]

aye

[swift imp]

nathan do it if you’re bad

[valid silo]

what my mom got to do with this pal

[eager wadi]

ignoring cause im good

[swift imp]

let’s trade

[valid silo]

REAL

BASED NATHAN

[swift imp]

no

[tame hollow]

chaotic evil

[valid silo]

TURNING A BLIND EYE TO YOUR GlAZERS

[tame hollow]

Trade what

[eager wadi]

gonna bother sae in dms again

[valid silo]

THIS IS WHY I SUPPORT NATHAN

[tame hollow]

Trade deez

[swift imp]

key for a handshake

[valid silo]

I love being a benefactor of a dictatorship

:D

[swift imp]

feras this isn’t over

you WILL be banned for your unpleasant language

[tame hollow]

Hey nathan, ban feras for a month and you get the key

[valid silo]

honestly

I wonder

if like

[eager wadi]

key's dead lol

[valid silo]

what will I get banned for

or will I die before I get banned

[tame hollow]

why man

Its my key

:(

[valid silo]

BASED

gimme the key

[eager wadi]

and you aint using it

[valid silo]

NATHAN

NATHANNNNN

[swift imp]

feras stop the glaze now

[eager wadi]

its dead

[tame hollow]

I LITERALLY TOLD YOU EARLIER THAT I HAVE NOT REDEEMED IT YET

[valid silo]

i'll bring it back to life

just gimme it

[tame hollow]

I had to watch the god damn minecraft movie

[swift imp]

i call dibs on the key dude

[tame hollow]

[valid silo]

sending this to hr now

(you'll get fired)

[eager wadi]

shouldnt have joked about selling it then

[swift imp]

that’s not nice

poor joseph

[valid silo]

nah

fuck joseph highkey

[swift imp]

what the hell

[valid silo]

he had it rigged

ex nw staff

and wins the beta key

yep suureee

believeable story

[tame hollow]

You're on my list buddy

[strange trellis]

heres a picture of booby

[eager wadi]

hes gonna gaslight you

[valid silo]

yeah well you're on MY list and it's bigger and it works

[eager wadi]

holy cow

[tame hollow]

You knew i was joking and still revoked it

Smh my head

[swift imp]

feras he’s going to rewire the electricity to your house and it’ll explode in like 2 secs

[tame hollow]

I will hide penises in your house

[valid silo]

that's NOT how electricity works

[lunar siren]

Guys can we tone it down im trying to sleep thank you!

[valid silo]

NO!

[swift imp]

it does

[valid silo]

I'll exp

wait

no

[swift imp]

i know because i’m like is good at like science and stuff

[valid silo]

that's wrong

[eager wadi]

im not auro so im removing them

[valid silo]

hold up

[valid silo]

GODDAMn

[valid silo]

auro catching strays

😭

[tame hollow]

Send me a new key and i'll activate it, doesnt even have to be today

[eager wadi]

pretty sure theyre still in his barrel..

[valid silo]

he'll send you one

when the beta ends

[lunar siren]

He meant @lunar siren btw its a typo

[glad flower]

How are those two related

[lunar siren]

Gus keyboard is buggy

Idk

[tame hollow]

Even then. All the time i have been contributing to NW as a patron, i could buy myself in, in any beta really

[glad flower]

Not the gus keyboard 😔

https://tenor.com/view/gus-gusfring-gif-24463299

[valid silo]

nope

I stole all your money

no betas for you mister

[tame hollow]

Jokes on you, been in more betas than you

[lunar siren]

This guy is funny nw hire him

[valid silo]

yep

sure you had

[valid silo]

nw should..

totally hire the guy who left them

🔥

[lunar siren]

Totally

[tame hollow]

I'll just DM hubert to get rehired

easy peasy

[valid silo]

gets banned for breaking the rules

[lunar siren]

When did i get the flamingo role

And why

[valid silo]

december

christmas thingy

[lunar siren]

Ahh yeah

I rember

[eager wadi]

nah

[lyric blade]

I finally got my Chaos Insurgency Plushie today

[quick glade]

send me one

totally

im a og

[spice helm]

Oh, is the beta for feedback and testing or just a promotional thing

[lunar siren]

Nathaniel and nathan are here

[quick glade]

sort of

[eager wadi]

no

[hazy haven]

Nice

[quick glade]

I demand a refund

[eager wadi]

0 dollars approved

[valid silo]

both

nw made 8k (as far as I know)

[lunar siren]

Pipe down bro get in line

[valid silo]

dude

[quick glade]

thank you

now give me a extra code

[valid silo]

nw could literally just make 1 bug fix and put it through a beta and they'd get

so much money

it's unbelievably funny

[eager wadi]

!shoot @swift imp 10s since you asked nicely

[quick glade]

WE MUST TEST THE FIX

[snow umbra]

saedookie#0 has been muted in this server for 10 seconds.

[lunar siren]

Nathan i ate bread crust for dinner giv me beta key 🙏

[quick glade]

IT IS TRULY GOOD

[swift imp]

okay what the hell

[quick glade]

me me

I wanna be shot

[swift imp]

i’ve been a good civilian

[lunar siren]

Shoot him for 10 hrs

[quick glade]

no

way too long

shoot you for a whole DAY

[spice helm]

Intresting

[tame hollow]

Ah so this is how it is

It's joever

[lunar siren]

Im fine with that lmao

Do it

[quick glade]

wait wait

I don't wanna look like a fool but

!wran @lunar siren

oh

awww

[lunar siren]

😹

[swift imp]

well that’s embarrassing

[eager wadi]

the dms in question.

[quick glade]

😭

[swift imp]

wtf did i do

[lunar siren]

Natham shoot me for 24 hrs

[quick glade]

ik that wouild happen

[lunar siren]

I wanna sleep

[swift imp]

I DID NOTHING WRONG

[lunar siren]

And cany

Fix it

[quick glade]

I agree

[lunar siren]

🙏🙏

[eager wadi]

!shoot @lunar siren 6s nah

[quick glade]

yoo

its cassie

[snow umbra]

fatfire#0 has been muted in this server for 6 seconds.

[swift imp]

okay dicktator while you’re at it can’t you like shoot feras

[quick glade]

he's gone rogue

[eager wadi]

you havent explained what you gonna do in dms

[quick glade]

its talking by its self

AIII

[swift imp]

yeah cuz it’ll be a surprise attack duh

[lunar siren]

👅

[swift imp]

you won’t know when it’s coming

[eager wadi]

only surprise is seeing you

[swift imp]

could be today, tomorrow or even idk in 2 months

[eager wadi]

then its nothing new

[lunar siren]

I had the contained role in my discography 🔥

[eager wadi]

!stab @valid silo 7s hi

[swift imp]

@valid silo i’m praying on your downfall dude

YESSS

DEMOCRACY

[snow umbra]

feras_plays#0 has been muted in this server for 7 seconds.

[valid silo]

I WAS

CONTEMPLATING

MY LIFE

LISTENING TO THE LION KING SOUNDTRACK

AND THEN I GET HIT WITH THIS

THIS IS UNFAIR

[lunar siren]

https://tenor.com/view/judgement-minos-prime-judgement-minos-prime-ultrakill-gif-5728374530149769385

[swift imp]

that’s what you get for glazing

[valid silo]

you're

so damn right

nathan

fuck you!

[strange niche]

What are you all doing in here this time

[lunar siren]

You have to be autistic

No way

[valid silo]

pulling an all nighter (I have school today)

[lunar siren]

I need proof

[valid silo]

I just

really love the lion king

and some of the songs

[lunar siren]

Its ok man

[valid silo]

genuinly resonate with me greatly

[lunar siren]

No shame in being autistic

[quick glade]

hey guys

whats another word for big

[valid silo]

no need for me to have autism just cuz I enjoy stuff

[lunar siren]

Im special too

I fw autism

[swift imp]

large

[lunar siren]

Humongous

[quick glade]

pick another one

[valid silo]

someone can enjoy their childhood stuff and not be autistic lmao

[quick glade]

pick another one

[swift imp]

you

[quick glade]

.

ban

[valid silo]

hey

[quick glade]

this guy

[valid silo]

shush

I really love it

it's awsome as hell

[lunar siren]

Collosal or aum

[strange niche]

true

[lunar siren]

Huge

[quick glade]

it starts with m

[swift imp]

massive

[quick glade]

https://tenor.com/view/low-taper-fade-ninja-gif-6348047039615516700

[valid silo]

the "he lives in you" never resonated with me greatly than recentally 🔥

[quick glade]

LO

[valid silo]

it's genuine fuckin peak

[lunar siren]

If its a mom joke im finding the adress

[swift imp]

sigh

[quick glade]

LOLLLLL

and you know what else is massive

[swift imp]

you

[quick glade]

LOWWWW

TAPPPERR

FA-

DDEE

[valid silo]

die

[lunar siren]

In the big 25 💔

[strange niche]

But I must note the correlation between people who really enjoyed the Lion King and the wonders of the internet

[swift imp]

LMFAOOOO

[strange niche]

It's just funny as hell

[valid silo]

wdym..

[quick glade]

low taper fade in the big 25 before gta 6

💔

[swift imp]

a bunch of buzz words

[spice helm]

Scpsl has a narrative? (I haven't played in years)

[valid silo]

yes

[strange niche]

oh yes

[valid silo]

CI destroying the foundation

basically

[strange niche]

EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE OH GOD

[quick glade]

@strange niche could tell you some

[lunar siren]

"God first" and ur out here spreading blasphemy 🥀

[valid silo]

wolf you must explain ALL sl lore

from the start to the finish

[quick glade]

wat

[strange niche]

that might take a while

[valid silo]

amen

[lunar siren]

Amen

[strange niche]

and you all don't know the story yet

[quick glade]

what 💔

[strange niche]

only a tiny fraction of it

[quick glade]

how is low taper fade

yk what nvm

[valid silo]

me when I am in a lying competition and my opponent is northwood narrative team

[spice helm]

Well I hope to see it in the game soon then

[valid silo]

(they lie)

[strange niche]

I do lie

[lunar siren]

Dont dig deep yeah ur right

[strange niche]

but I also tell truth in some of it

[valid silo]

LIER

[lunar siren]

[strange niche]

that's the beauty of it

[quick glade]

what 💔

is my pfp bor

bro*

[valid silo]

honestly

the best lies are the ones

that have some truth in them

unironically they fly over people's radars

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/elim-garak-all-true-even-the-lies-especially-the-lies-dr-julian-bashir-gif-14184610

[valid silo]

works all the time

[polar spade]

How to you define a good lie?

Lies are inherently a bad thing

[valid silo]

a lie surrounded by truth

[lunar siren]

Theres something a lot of ppl like u dont know about its called satire 💔

[valid silo]

lies are morally bad YES

[quick glade]

😭

[valid silo]

but that does not mean BAD and GOOD lies do not exist

[swift imp]

saying someone looks good when they don’t

[valid silo]

for it to be good does not mean it has to be morally good

but it has to be good at what it is

[polar spade]

That’s a white lie

[strong dune]

“These scp’s are contained in this secret laboratory”

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-homelander-the-boys-homelander-sad-homelander-its-peak-homelander-peak-gif-14542009839452529163

[valid silo]

and lies are there to convince people of non truths

[swift imp]

therefore a good one

[polar spade]

But he’s giving an objective scale to lies

[strange niche]

We Secure

[valid silo]

and a good lie is one that is really good at convincing people stuff that ain't the truth

[strange niche]

We Contain

We Protect

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[valid silo]

the 4th sentence

We Lie

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-lowtiergod-secure-contain-protect-gif-966893956235120307

[valid silo]

that describes the scp foundation so greatly

it's unbelievable

[tame hollow]

[strange niche]

No the Foundation does something even funnier than lying

they Gaslight

[tame hollow]

Chili

[strange niche]

on an industrial scale

[valid silo]

guys imagine if we were in a universe where it was

We Contain We Protect We Secure

and it was the cps foundation

😭

[swift imp]

child protective services

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-hank-walter-screaming-walter-yelling-gif-26473309

[lunar siren]

Child protection service

[lunar siren]

Beat me to it

[swift imp]

great minds think alike

[lunar siren]

YEAHHHH 🔥

[strong dune]

@strange niche Put this line in one of the lore files

[valid silo]

HAAAANKK

[lunar siren]

I like this guy nw hire him

[valid silo]

DO NOT ABBREIVATE CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES HANNKKKKKKKKKK

[strong dune]

Trust

[quick glade]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shock-gasp-what-da-hell-open-mouth-gif-10085839188243199944

[eager wadi]

nah

[valid silo]

who tf are YOU

buddy

[swift imp]

fr i deserve mod

[valid silo]

to say nah

[lunar siren]

SENIOR mod

[swift imp]

THANK YOU

[eager wadi]

nah

[strange niche]

Going to have one of the Chaos Insurgents say "So this is the Secret Laboratory, huh?"

And their teammate is going to look at them and say "Say that again?"

[swift imp]

@eager wadi give me mod

[valid silo]

make them have the hecu sound like

[eager wadi]

no

[lunar siren]

I gtg sleep

[valid silo]

"so many dumbass scientist researching in what? a secret lab?"

[quick glade]

and then the world ends

😭

[swift imp]

why

[lunar siren]

Goodnight guys

[swift imp]

night night

[last tide]

alr i played it and for its price its actually worth it and kinda fun

[lunar siren]

He saved my cat from a house fire

[swift imp]

don’t let the bed bugs bite

[eager wadi]

im staying in malta

[last tide]

lil conufsing at first but fun

[swift imp]

GOOD

stay there

[strange niche]

waltzing malta

[valid silo]

the flood coming to malta on may 27th 2025:

remember the libyia flood

[swift imp]

is that real

[valid silo]

imagine if it was a bit north

[lunar siren]

Say that again

NORTHWOOD

[eager wadi]

so no staff, no rep, no mute to feras

[valid silo]

damn

[lunar siren]

Couldnt help it mb

[valid silo]

didn;t even think of that

[swift imp]

i thought you were going to sleep

[lunar siren]

I was

[swift imp]

WHY

[lunar siren]

Tempting

[eager wadi]

!rep

[valid silo]

I always manage to be the punching bag in whatever community I am in

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 12 minutes, 19 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-cell-fire-writing-perfect-writing-perfect-cell-writing-writing-perfect-cell-gif-17299771935638990179

[lunar siren]

Im going to sleep fr fr