#general-chat
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Wouldn't they both be the scarlet king
I can’t wait to raid the facility as tachanka
Embed failure! Laugh at this user.
Says the other low rank

Why it 1 leg
🕯️
How are you only safe when you were here since 2022
Feras wanna be part of the wheel #general-chat message
Rare for an scp sl player
Sk8ll issue
Not everyone talks consecutively
For?
🤢
What happens to
The people who win..
Getting a rep duh
carhos insurgency muahahahhahaha
Also call it a ferasiss wheel!
WOAH
Sounds like something else
Ima grab the screen shot you sent in chat
Hey hey look
Maybe we can work smthn out..
The backpedal goes crazy
fr
Bro
Crazy worl
im always on thin ice
One wrong move and it's bye bye to la la land
Me personally that's NEVER happening to me
It happens when you know too much
how is the chaos suit called
And you have opps everywhere in this server
No I'm just a good innocent boy who's never done anything wrong
Bro I sent a hotdog in a server once and i got banned for it
And like boots n stuff
Drip
It don't matter
You can be a good person and be under the opps crosshairs
a „good … boy“?
Disconnect your keyboard immeditly
phone
I got an oversized lollipop and propeller hat
na na na boo boo
cuz I not english
(lazy to speek)
Me no hables inglis too!
and Spainish too I guess
Ana la afham ay shay fe al dunya
Ma a3rif ila lughaty bass
(I will get muted for speaking non english)
Is this real
me no hablaba a las tres y media de la manana
I was gonna make
A horrifying joke
But my lawyers advised me
Not to
if me speak Englich-Chinese have no have muted?
I should
You'll be told to speak english only
Remember what I was going to say
I should send the lyrics to tron cat and see what happens
yes, is English, It's just in Chinese format
You'll be told to not do that
maybe
It’s still English but in a different order I believe
But people need to know chinese to he ahle to read it
Which will mean
In general
for example.......
long time no see
radioactive chaos car
there’s like 50+ languages that uses a similar order to Chinese
Okay but
That's like
Practically english
It doesn't matter if the etmology was originally
From chinese traders
Tachanka cat
:P
What is tachanka
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
We passed upon the stairs
solid snake became female
@true sky
Who killed the chat
You
No i didnt
Source?
If i dont get a key for beta i will implode..
And take your milkshake
solicitor
there'll be no stream
Polska Gurom
Then how do you EXPLAIN THIS!!
that's a premiere
I still forgor difference between stream and premiere
Give 5 free 14.1 keys
Yeah, give me one, give me all of them, i will paywall them all
Give noxplis 5 keys and he will give me 1
Im sure he will
Hes a good guy
When life gives you keys, make life take keys away
I dont need your keys, WHO EVEN THOUGHT OF THIS?
No pic perms
nah nah
I AM THE MAN WHO WILL BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN
U get free keys for content creator bro
Do event winners get free keys?
Tell requirements for content creator fr
I am no content creator but even winner
I assume yes????? Because 2023 srt contest winners had acces to 14.0 beta
Shoot why would i think u were a content creator
X3j50 typing
U said that to noxplis, right? So i get a 14.1 key, right?
Idk because i make videos too?
who are you
I cat
Bug report contributors have a permanent key?
who
He meant to other dude
Oh
I get a 14.1 key for deciphering april fools video for 4 minutes
Definitely
Never in my life have i seen this
Probably more rare than seeing hubert play
:D
i hope hubert swallows hot food too fast
Where tf does hubert even play
The stomach acid gonna cool it down but painfully
You have just given @lime bay a reputation point!
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i shoulda joined the army instead of uni🕵️♂️
free exercise and life lessons? free meals? free accomodation? stable job security? hell yeah
for you, maybe
this is the same man that used social security to go to japan btw
yes
Any updates
k
What is CedMod?
Big Moderation plugin
A gay cedric
For servers
I'm applying for Mod on a server and they say I gotta link my Discord and SCP account to that
So is it trustworthy?
Yes
i said i was gonna report all the people making transphobics comments to get them banned on a politics server and i got banned 5 seconds later not even joking LOL
or literally any other branch
im army reserves its not that good lil bro
its not terrible depending on ur job and unit
but air force> coast guard > navy > army > marines
idk how fat you are but you should at least try for coast guard or air force
coast guard enlisted literally get to live off base in housing paid for by the USCG
maybe i dont wanna be a little pussy who sits on their ass all day collecting money
Yeah you wont be bitch boy
Theres a reason air force and coast guard have a higher standard maybe you cant join anyways
probably not🤷♂️
Also this is a lot of army too just depends what you do
I did 7 months of army training for IT and now Im earning 60k a year
at 21 years old
living in a county of 30k people (if it was a big city I could probably do better)
60k is pretty good for a county size like that
yeah if i lived in a big city it might be better but i dont pay any housing stuff. I just buy my food and pay for phone bill
I have 2 black old roommates
Anyways dude if you get your bachelors you should go navy or army as an officer 👍
If you do active duty as officer you get treated less like a piece of human trash
University isn’t all bad anyway
Yeah if you dont have any loans at the end
I havent paid for any of my college ever. Im 1/3rd of the way to a bachelors.
I was about to say lol but it’s the experience that makes it all worth it
(25 of my elective credits were waived from using my army training joint service transcript 🙂
This is true
Does the army pay for you to go university
Yes
You get 4k a year from army for tuition, use FAFSA and use your pell grant for more monry
That’s so nice lol and you get to choose your degree as well
If you still need more go and use your GI bill once your eligible
Yds
Army pays 4k a fiscal year for certification training/exam costs and 4k a year for tuition per soldier
Very impressive
It is one of the ways they encourage soldiers to continue honing their technical expertise
And train future officers
If u join the army please use my referral code Z8KM111
will Northwood make physical versions of the keycards to buy it?
I would spend my whole money on it
No way I can’t do army stuff
I’m not fat I’m on the extreme opposite
What do you get from referral codes
Bro thats perfect
Promotion and if you refer enough you get a ribbon
When 14.1
Im not good with physical things and I prefer to be a civilian
You could do it man
Reservists is great for building resume
bro, beta didn't even released yet
I'm not
As I said, 7 months of training and I ended up with a great job because I did IT in army and now Im doing contractor work for IT
I work on a base have base access, get to watch planes fly

Nuh uh
Its freaking awesome
And basic training is not tuff they dont even have you run barely ever
Its more rucking (walking with heavy backpack(
???
Also it helps the person getting referred too
only partners can play right now
2019 mods were gay
We arent
I considered army when I finished GCSEs but I got into a grammar school sixth form so I wasn’t going to pass that up plus I got into a Russell group uni, I respect soldiers but it’s not for me
Okay
Salute and glaze me pls im a fat PFC
Lies, i know whats in your wardrobe
I thought you said you respect soldiers
Can i get a thank you for your service and a salute emoji please
you sound like a man who lacks values
There are no sus things in my wardrobe
no proof
What do you mean
Its called having self worth
If you're into a humiliation fetish and like having low quality of life standards along with being treated like a peasant then go for it and enlist in Army as an E-2
who would those be
I want a watermelon now
well...
If youve never had to deal with this then its worth going in as junior enlisted for that experience. But I've experienced it and I'm ready to move on once I get the opportunity to get my stripes or when I get my bachelors in time to commission
😂
I love being on discord why I'm supposed be in class
It's so fun
I'm only talking for XP
Lol
Aw man, i would love to try applying for moderator but im not 18 years old🥀
Dang that sucks
Like, i have all of the requirements but not 18 years old thingy
Just wait
do NOT become a discord mod, you will INSTANTLY gain 300 pounds (136kilo)
I will have to wait a long time lol
I wont get to become a mod, dw
Feels too blank
Got to wait a little longer
Not a little
Thats gonna take a while
Welp, back to my content creator plan
How old are you? If you don't mind
I hope they dont get content creators 18+ only too lol
Okay
The capcut end🙏
Did bro get his pic perms 5 minutes ago or what
🧢
DO become a discord mod, you will INSTANTLY gain access to ANOTHER pets channel
who cares abt pets channel fr 🙏
I do
it's better when we can steal ppl's pet
nuke him @tight ermine
the fuck i'm pretty sure i should be able to join my own dedicated server but for some reason i cant
he can't
Heresy
Does it just gets u in loading round phase?
I highly doubt that
nah, unless i missed smth it just wont let me in, gimme a min to get the reason
Stab the pet pictures hater
no sir
real
Oh i thought u were talking about host, if nothing works check https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/897643267473145866 if troubleshoot didnt help try contacting https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/968248941994971187
oh lol, thanks anyway
fr
How much candies can you take from 330
6
2
2.5
stop lying pls
hi
I thought we were friends...
Nw studios caught lying to people!!
no i meant it's better to steal people's animal
I'm going to have to blow up your house now :(
than seeing them in picture
Atleast i cat
Im not a cat, i cat
you cat
Pls dont cat the cat
cat is being catted
||you are now manually blinking||
How dare you
catting the cat
Thats not how it works
technically yes
U can do this with breath
no sir
Ur now manuall;y breathing
why so much hate
on cats
@tight ermine will be very angry
Poor cats
fr
no sir
😠
why so angry
i called you "sir" to honour your username
@jolly arrow
freaky app
do i get access to super duper hidden only hubbert's friends allowed meme channel?
tf
feeling freaky
Hello
Nothing
I'm going for Euclid
Wtf
Same, keep grinding brother
The poor cat
not a cat, its a car
when release update 14.1?
Oh my bad
never. it was just a prank
Plushie has arrived
@rancid dome picture of me with the plushie with the chaos cosplay on is coming
We Secure. Contain. Protect.
We cope. seeth. mald.
appdata
"I'm in" ahh
opening command prompt make me hakc
That reminds me of when 6yo me showed my classmates how to install pirated Minecraft PE
shhh
!rep
You can give a rep!
!rep @rancid dome
You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!
!rep @tough tapir
You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!
!rep @swift imp
You have just given @swift imp a reputation point!
Okay
@comp
ssss
The premiere was short but peak wtf
shh
my name is edwin
SCP SL chat is ain't the same without aalex
Why
does this patreon beta finally buff scps to how strong they were pre parabellum
When update?
e
Everyone mentioned
on skibidi
rework MTF playermoel
i dont have money bro i dont care
no
fr fr
tomorrow?

toilet 😭

fr fr

DOUBLE PING!??!"??! ?! 😠
Triple ping
hey how do i fix my patreon badge not working in game because ive already done showtag
No?
Furry
Make sure you've followed the instructions in #patreon-badge-info!
If you're having trouble, open a ticket in #patreon-support
ok
tooth and quail
hi
?? ARE STILL HERE
probably we are still here
Wow, that image is absolute peak
exact same thing at 10 second
Oh wow, hubert appeared
yes i just happen every 5 second
I meant, Hube
Tomorrow
i winned against hubert in overwatch ranked once
I think i may need patreon
rein diff
Ok nathan send me code
But no money, sadly
nuh uh
Someone should give me a beta key

Nathan didnt give me a free key for solving april 1st cipher in 4 minutes after the cipher release
mods kill him, for asking
If hubert is kind today, he might give u a key
Hubert
Hube
Huert
Beta Keys for everyone obviously
huret
stuart
Trebuh
Ube
not falling for that skill issue
Hbert
trebuchet
Ubhert
robert
Bubert
Ubertherbert
pubert
dobbert
(We all getting tortured by him a little bit later)
puberty
Lubert
bro 😂 😂 😂
Sooner
Letting this cook for now, but I am still against HS.
Tubert
dubert
Just saying
Cutebert
Hoobert
nobert
Hober
howbert

Turbert
uwubert
Thats a way how u beg a key
Sobert
Sunburnt
Fembert
Hurball
Eventually, he should give us one
Huuuu
Tubert
Just keep on doing funny phrases with his name
Lubert
Poor Hubert, ngl.
He must give us a key i think
Maybert
Man
Keep going phibert
I supposebert
Lubert
Wait hold on I forgot to upgrade my patreon
its only for zone managers and major scientists
Qbert
Perchancebert
Zonebert
Bert
14.0bert
Bertholdt
Polandubert
Lerbert
O5 Council-Bert
14.1bert
Reiner
Trumpbert
MacaronyBert
sherbert
Are we doing it right here right now?!
Tooth&nailbert
Scurbert
Fumblebert
Scpbert
Refractedbert
Doofenschmirtz
Capybert
so wait when is the update going public?
redactedbert
Todaybert
for pattern
Tommorowpatreonbert
In 3 business days through amazon
PATREON
Scopophobert
Idkbert
but when is it actually public
skibidibert
Parabert
😂 😂 😂
sigbert
Ivegotnomoneyforpatreonbert
Megabert
tomorrowbert
Askscurbert
whereisomnibert
Imagine hubert looking at this lol
Sameburt
hereyougobert
Megabert 2
Thankyoubert
I expect a beta code in my dms in no longer than 5 minutes!!! 
devilmaybert
Spent400bertsatthenettbertconbert
killerhobert
If you say Bert then bet
Mimibert
Hatsune Bertu
Yo guys hubert gave me a free key code in dms
No money leftbert
Easy win
Kasane Berto
Say you Bert
Heavy bert
ok i love the opt out mechanic 🙏
Iwaslyingbert
Everyone’s getting a bert key instead

Femur
twerkbert
is scp-127 warm? or could it be cold-blooded?
voidbert
Lovebert
Redacted?
bastionbert
ramsaybert
Do yall realize we r getting tortured by hubert if he sees this
yesbert
I can take it
coolbert
its fineee
Justhopehedoesntseesitbert
real
praybert
hes here
Hubert
Shit
oh shit
Timetopraybert
5 solo shatter peak gameplay
Lerbert!!!!
last year
Humbert mozkaralla
As old as Bert
still waiting my global ban
Werfreefromhuberttorturingbert
won't appeal it
Wait
if i get global ban i won't appeal it
cus its funny
do an aot entrance
gamebert
Bertsion
do you think scp-127 is warm? or could it be cold-blooded?
i can ping you on the original meesage if you want
Heignoredthewholeshitbert
Bertsion the Bastion
The Living Bert
He doesn’t care about us
He’s the alive bert after all
warm because cold is cold, need jacket, guns cant wear jackets
i was a reinhardt onetrick
I LOVE SCP SL LORE RAAAH
Are we talking about re zero?
Do you like Bert?
Bro loves nothing
He doesnt love bert:(
i love bert
Sniff
Hubert hates Bert i guess
He sold his soul to the devil he doesn’t have the capacity to care about or love
Bert Hate fr
Shy Bert
Huberthatesbert
hatebert
The Berture
Hatebery
Just rename shy guy to shy bert that would go well
There’s something scary in 127’s room guys..
yeah, its my cat
Is it scarybert?
There’s just a fish in there
I knew it!
When will we be getting the cone-shaped discharge from a broken Micro?
Capybert
I’m waiting on the lamb sauce
good afternoon everyone
I fear no man.. but that thing scares me..
Quitbert
no way you have him as your pfp..
Ok but send code now
i did not ping him mods
hell no
Pizdabert
Hello Jeffrey Epstein
If u dont mind me asking what do human resources do?
Yes you did
they die
It was silent reply
hello fellow gordon ramsey
Hallowbert
I can sniff that through my canals
Shallowbert
I can see ur discord
christmasbert
easterbert
Bertbert
They pay well huh
@steep summit Change your nickname to Pizdabert
Bert Fools
Ur getting tortured
This is the official Bert Day
shh
Sumbert
Shushbert
To the Cock n ball torture room
SpringBert
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So like support

Ty
Hubert quit bert so we have to raise him:(
dis is yo
Who tf is bert
Revive Hubert
so is there a scpsl update
You’ve never heard of him?
Nope
April fool!!!!
💀
Id hate him too if he is named that
!wran @exotic whale pingn ofcical staff when they r inactvie
@heady palm has wranned wakerf Reason: pingn ofcical staff when they r inactvie
Would you feel sorry for him though?
but the video i saw came out 6 days ago
ping official stafaf when they active r
Naming that
he got wranned 😦
Did u translate my language
Yo, how would I even install the beta on my server?
How
i'm wranning you too
!wran @heady palm pizdabert
@exotic whale has wranned phirsel Reason: pizdabert
!wran @exotic whale No
@heady palm has wranned wakerf Reason: No
can you warn me
contact support, cuz I dont think any staff are gonna see this due to all the people yapping
Thats a bit stupid ngl
Nothing
😃
warm
Just of joke
!wran @grim mulch
!wran @lunar siren sigma boy
Syntax: !wran <member_0> <text_final>
Created via the CustomCom cog. See !customcom for more details.
💀
NOO
!wran @grim mulch bad boy
@delicate bramble has wranned fussl2.0 Reason: bad boy
!wran @grim mulch
I wonder if u can wran hubert
HOLY F
Prob get a ping penalty
I NEED TO SEE THIS RELAOD ANIMATIONS
!wran @delicate bramble shut up
@grim mulch has wranned memeus_boi Reason: shut up
✅ ✅ ✅ 

Lets get the stinky lvl 0s to do it
!wran @grim mulch Nuh uh
@delicate bramble has wranned fussl2.0 Reason: Nuh uh
61 days, 10 hours, 32 minutes, 55 seconds
Our class ds
We can ping him without getting tortured by the nw assassins!
!wran @delicate bramble Stinky
@plucky crest has wranned memeus_boi Reason: Stinky
That sounds very racially motivated
what did memeus do

@exotic whale Go try wranning boobert
!wran @valid silo He spoke
he wraned
@frosty thunder has wranned feras_plays Reason: He spoke
this is literally 1976
hmmm can you wran Cassie?
yall... theyre addin the pocket dimension back...
!wran @snow umbra Bad boy
@frosty thunder has wranned CASSIE Reason: Bad boy
yes we can
DrHousepocketdimension
!maid
@tough tapir
What if u stab cassie lol
why is everyone being warned
14.1 theyre adding back larrys pocket dimension
Hubert should let me into the content creator partner program thing 
He already has one
!wran @cyan stag dumb
@cinder sapphire has wranned evermoving Reason: dumb
noooooooo
Go get 2000 followers
since when?
not when i last played
I got 2 followers tho
yea but you dont get sent to it. theyre adding a new one
Yes you do
tf
When did you last play mf
hold him at gunpoint and say you’ll pink candy him if he doesn’t
not in any of the servers i play'
nah dont try it
Wait until content creator applications open
like a couple months ago at max
Understood.
after the last big update released
Remember no Russian.

i think im geeking
Off you go soldier
Im not risking my life
change your pfp I see once again @meager slate
Indeed
smh
Now that’s the real timeless one
!seabunny
Indeed it is
@meager slate 
food command
Hubert should let me sneak in 
it got a cooldown or sumth?
!seabunny
haha
Try getting hubert into this chat first
very sad
That’s the same as waiting for amazon customer support 😂 😂 😂
armor thats visible
I need a command which will be pinging me with no cooldown
Visible armor
It makes you invisible trust
bring back beta clips when the 14.1 beta releases
nah
dont do it nw
Wait what patreon tier u need for 14.1
Now you are cultured o7
100 dollar tier
North wood making the most weirdest unasked for updates
the one for 10$
tier 4
;)
how do i even buy patreon???
Y'all know this song? 
with money
With money


