general-chat

[cedar ingot]

me killing all of them in 914 before i get my neck snapped by peanut:

[eager wadi]

@rocky adder

[rocky adder]

I LOVE THIS

[solar glacier]

They strap them to a chair and brainwash them

They’re indoctrinated in the ways of the capybara and totalitarianism

Anyone who has the northwood thing in their user isn’t to be trusted

Stay with us, the common peoples, the good side 😇

[strong dune]

Its an actual song

[solar glacier]

“Flint and steel~Chicken jockey~”

[strong dune]

https://youtu.be/VO2Eh_h7lCw?si=CyeL-rfKO1IbAJq4

[prime verge]

Oh god

[oblique sand]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1329593464165371904/1357521255665897643/scary.mp4?ex=67f081b0&is=67ef3030&hm=3042a50852aca94ed2edba1ebbb299acfc31737a3dc7818f19659cb020d5f43c&

[verbal grove]

THE MINECRAFT MOVIE IS OUT TOMORROW

[strong dune]

Larry

[shrewd gull]

Moist Critical said it stinks

movie flopped go home

[strong dune]

He said one dirty metaphor and now your mind is made up

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dog-staring-at-sun-cute-dog-dog-closed-eyes-dog-staring-at-sunset-gif-10310895250239531072

[verbal grove]

Sybau

[rocky adder]

Chat

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-flint-and-steel-a-minecraft-movie-minecraft-movie-minecraft-gif-3077997196724310231

Alright im done

Moving on

[oblique sand]

fish

[icy flume]

flint and

[delicate bramble]

[delicate bramble]

steel

[stuck hull]

is there a character limit on the new mtf keycards

[upper geode]

https://tenor.com/view/glizzyfrl-mmmbitch-glizzyfrl-mmmbitch-jumping-up-and-down-jumping-up-and-down-in-studio-gif-7222301651898964440

[delicate bramble]

Wdym character limit

[stuck hull]

my steam user is 21 i think

[delicate bramble]

ok

soooo what’s the question here I’m lost

[stuck hull]

how many words can fit onto the card before it gets cut off

[delicate bramble]

idk

Never tried to fiddle with anything

[obsidian prairie]

w

[strong dune]

L

[warped magnet]

Are y’all into gongs

Like the instrument

https://tenor.com/view/gong-pink-floyd-gong-gong-song-gong-bang-bang-bang-gif-5567951994567139653

[heady palm]

hi

somehow, i ended up being in class

[subtle sundial]

whats updog

[heady palm]

Use translator ig

Ur russian? how i remember

yay

why russian people so toxic😭

i mean, the half of them

I talked once ingame

Ended up being bullied

I talk here more than any of my servers, but i do talk at some other server just because im an admin there

Man no physics today

Maybe bcz it was 3 days in a row

Stinky math today

Even 2 maths in one day

I got history of kazakhstan

why would u need that subject anyways

wait but Kazakhstan got a big history

as i remember

Kazakhstan is my country

Our history teacher is chill

i suck at history but the teacher is chill

I couldnt memorize it anyways

They didnt yell at me from the semester start

Cuz im a good boy

Since im a good boy, i definitely deserve a 14.1 key from nathan

What if nathan thinks im no good boy

You turned yellow

Oh btw i need to get level 20 for giveaways

Theyr different if

i think

like keys to 14.1? i think

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 2 hours, 37 minutes until you can give reputation again!

[heady copper]

!rep @lime bay

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 5 hours, 54 minutes, 14 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[heady palm]

Guys who wants a rep

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[heady palm]

!rep @lime bay

[snow umbra]

You have just given @lime bay a reputation point!

[heady copper]

I love eating sand

[heady palm]

Thats dangerous

[heady copper]

No

[heady palm]

Were you trying to become the desert man?

[heady copper]

mmmm sand

[heady palm]

How do you cook sand

Or you eat it raw

[heady copper]

I eat it raw i hate eating glass

SAND

[heady palm]

Yummy

[heady palm]

If you cook sand its not glass

Minecraft logic sucks

Don't spoil the film

And u better not

Biology now

Wish me luck

[rancid dome]

The more I see messages about this, the more I'm reminded of one post I saw and can't stop laughing

[rancid dome]

"Minecraft fans should stick to the game, and moviegoers should spend their money elsewhere"
And a big ass picture of "I am Steve" with the caption. "Worst film of 2025 so far."

[heady palm]

The 45 minutes of hell is starting

So ima go now

[rancid dome]

Mind if I send you the link in the DM?

So you can see the full thing lol

[heady copper]

I WANT TO PLAY WORDLE IN THIS CHANNEL PLEASE

[frosty thunder]

huh

[heady copper]

my bad cap lock

yes?

[frosty thunder]

yes?

idk, it's ok ig

[rancid dome]

Uhhhhh... I cannot say my perception cuz I'd most definitely be banned

But I think that gives you an idea

[frosty thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/frixstok-dante-dmc-devil-may-cry-dante-honest-reaction-gif-3538287921824487246

[heady copper]

More land for canada

totally

[rancid dome]

Otherwise, they got some good people

Especially the slavs and their love for vodka and squats

I also like their hard bass as well, some of the song slap

Russian bears are chill :)

[heady copper]

Russia and Ukraine are chill but the USA is not usa go boom

they be chilling

trust

[rancid dome]

Blyatttt Tractorrr

I dont read Russian

[heady copper]

Hola

[rancid dome]

Ohh

Yea, that one I do

[heady copper]

Yo hablo español

I speak spanish

[rancid dome]

More to the west of that:
"Good morning my neighbor."
"Hey, Fck you!"
"YES. YES! FCK YOU TOO!!"

[rancid dome]

Oh yeah I forgot asterisks do that. Thank you, Discord

Unfortunately the above did not go so well after that exchange

[low solar]

Guys!!

[heady copper]

Прекрасная ночь

[low solar]

I'm not russian

But call me russian

Because is my username

[heady copper]

MODS BAN HIM HE IS LYING HE NOT RUSSIAN I'M SCARED

SPY

[rancid dome]

That conversation was between border soldiers of Polish and belarus. Right after that, a battle took place with casualties (iirc)

[heady copper]

he may be a usa spy

[low solar]

And if they did it I will stop playing SCP secret Laboratory forever

[heady copper]

are you a spy?

[low solar]

Actually I'm German spy

[rancid dome]

Ya good no worries

[heady copper]

oh better

[rancid dome]

German ya?

[heady copper]

mmmm

[rancid dome]

You chill 😎

[heady copper]

SPY

[low solar]

Ja!

[rancid dome]

Oh yeah, they use j, not y

Stupid me

[low solar]

Ja ja

[heady copper]

He is stealing my IP I think

Let me see

[low solar]

Ich heibe Alex

[heady copper]

Oh new file

okay

oh never mind thats my goverment

my bad

they are only going to sell it to china

nothing big

[rancid dome]

Who doesnt like their private information being sent straight to Beijing :)

[heady copper]

right

[rancid dome]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[heady copper]

Oh, my card has been charged

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 1 hour, 55 minutes, 8 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[heady copper]

Google play gift card

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/870771971527418046/952109740324958248/717523453485514813.gif

[tardy walrus]

@rancid dome@rancid dome@rancid dome

[rancid dome]

@tardy walrus @tardy walrus @tardy walrus

:3

[tardy walrus]

:3

[heady copper]

?

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[heady copper]

Life

Be born to go to school get a job have a family and die, so the earth can eat you

think about that

[heady palm]

I survived

[vagrant ermine]

what if i go to space and die in the void of space

then earth cant eat me

[heady copper]

earth 2.0 will

[warped magnet]

What time is it

[rancid dome]

12:14

for me

[serene coyote]

8:14

[heady palm]

10:14

[heady palm]

Chemistry now

Kind teacher and dead chat

Guys rate the preview

[serene coyote]

1. Delete game

More tips cant exist

[heady palm]

U didnt rate the preview

I got 7 smartte tips

Trust

And the cat

Is getting more viewers

Thats strategy

[serene coyote]

Preview is dark

[brisk garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/lethal-company-ken-stornes-jump-cliff-gif-10743480565689763810

[serene coyote]

And scp sl logo more bigger than text

[heady palm]

I didn't find the image without the logo

[serene coyote]

Just open the game

[heady palm]

If some kind nw people could give me the source

[heady palm]

Thats me

[gaunt talon]

No

Your pfp shows another cat

[heady palm]

I got paws

Don't u dare to call me a furry

[heady palm]

Thats my brother

[serene coyote]

Furry

If you stand on your hind pawa like a human uou'll be a furry

If u just cat

U cat

[heady palm]

I cat

[serene coyote]

He is cat

!!!

[latent jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-explode-cat-explode-mike-interpol-gif-13503338605162614186

[brisk garnet]

Computer science group projects suck

How am I supposed to add anything when I dont understand a months worth of code made by other people

[heady palm]

Dont cat the cat

[heady palm]

Dino give me banner source for a video preview pls🙏

I didnt find it in the internet

banner of the server i mean

[latent jackal]

Let me see if I can find it

[heady palm]

im talking about this

logo is kinda big

[gaunt talon]

https://tenor.com/view/kingpin-kingpin-clicking-pen-clicking-pen-spider-verse-into-the-spider-verse-gif-5180708998338482135

[icy flume]

Outlast is overrated

[median valley]

in the server console there is a nice command p that downloads and executes code from github

What could possibly go wrong?

• Some dickhead at NW Studios.

[heady palm]

I did not understand a single word

Probably because i dont code anything

[icy flume]

what

[serene coyote]

What

[heady palm]

Why did bro insult me on russian

[icy flume]

why would you execute something malicious in the game in the first place (I'm assuming it was malicious)

[serene coyote]

That guy dont know what phisrel know Russian

[heady palm]

Nah, he knows me for sure

[serene coyote]

lmao

[heady palm]

And i know him for sure

[icy flume]

Lore

[serene coyote]

Lore

[latent jackal]

@median valley No need to be rude

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к русскоязычному серверу сообщества здесь.

[heady palm]

Mods on top fr!1!

[median valley]

@latent jackal Pass this on to the LocalAdmin development team

[serene coyote]

Nuh

[icy flume]

How did you even discovered this
I didn't even knew that could happen before you brought it up

[latent jackal]

!bugreport

[snow umbra]

https://support.scpslgame.com/bug-report

[median valley]

When one server was hacked like that, I was honestly fucked that the RCE vulnerability comes with the server.

[stone quiver]

It was you?!

[sleek estuary]

i don't think you understand how that feature works...

[serene coyote]

No

That guy really dont know how it works

[stone quiver]

I know, because if that works like he said. It would be a disaster

[upper geode]

hell yeah

[serene coyote]

"Guys im type an ar in console and game banned me and stolen all my accounts"

Its sounds like that

[median valley]

My face was the same

[stone quiver]

Guys, type "quit smoking" into console and CASSIE will say "No"!!!

[serene coyote]

Type in cassie "nothwood like mi——" and cassie wil say....

[upper geode]

dude just gamble, screw smoking

[icy flume]

Gosh dude I'm starving 😭

[gaunt talon]

Unstarve

[sleek estuary]

there is a warning on it when using the plugin command, it just makes it easier to install third party plugins, its the exact same with ANY other game with server plugins/modding, like minecraft. there are always security risks but that should be obvious when using anything third party. if your talking about northwood/a dev pushing out something not safe, 1. it would not happen with the plugin manager 2. before stuff gets released it goes through multiple people and checks

[stone quiver]

I was just chilling at great new HCZ rework 2. And then i get it...

[icy flume]

Okay, I will not starve.... Togheter...

[stone quiver]

A spider...

[latent jackal]

Spider?!

[upper geode]

[stone quiver]

Big ass spider crawling at me

[sleek estuary]

shoot it

[stone quiver]

I had to hide behind barrels to survive

[icy flume]

No fucking way ice spider confirmed in next update

[stone quiver]

And then i saw another spider, but it was spider creature

[latent jackal]

They know too much, take them away

[icy flume]

https://tenor.com/view/void-memes-cat-void-mejor-me-void-eyes-gif-14708429958419784806

[stone quiver]

I shit my pants and deleted SCP SL secret 17.0 update...

[remote sand]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-silly-cat-jumpscare-jumps-care-gif-9779536367800206345

[upper geode]

https://tenor.com/view/cart-titan-yapping-attack-on-titan-pieck-finger-aot-gif-18023766311504008883

[sleek estuary]

aot reference

[stone quiver]

682

[icy flume]

Hey can someone show me the channel where I can choose my color and role

[gaunt talon]

#utility-roles

[icy flume]

Yippee

[heady palm]

Just click show all channels

[stone quiver]

No access

[upper geode]

No access 💔

[stone quiver]

There is probably a spider...

Make spider role

[gaunt talon]

Get to level 50❤️

[stone quiver]

No i saw a secret...

[serene coyote]

Spider and Snake

[icy flume]

Is my name different

[gaunt talon]

Yes

[icy flume]

Oh gosh

[stone quiver]

If i get ❤️ i get 50 level for free

[heady palm]

Whot

[serene coyote]

I want to use my skill in writing articles for this.

[gaunt talon]

You won't get ❤️

[vagrant ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1329284488433373255/1333438689233211514/togif-19.gif

[latent jackal]

[stone quiver]

Get me ❤️

[icy flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/965027990939533312/1254651130558939238/scp-scp-sl.gif

[heady palm]

I managed to dodge all of the women attention

[icy flume]

oh

[latent jackal]

[stone quiver]

Nooooo, why did yoo broke it

[vagrant ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-scp-sl-gif-8011255258512002113

[remote sand]

I should've put a trigger warning in there

[stone quiver]

Even from your mother?

[heady palm]

Dino, could u ping me if someone gives u a clean image of that 173 in warhead image?

[remote sand]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-049-scp-scp-018-scp-secret-lab-scp-secret-laboratory-gif-3247456632433626868

[glass bronze]

!rep @gilded timber

[snow umbra]

You have just given @gilded timber a reputation point!

[heady palm]

No

All the women in class

[upper geode]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-have-any-ibuprofen-i-have-a-headache-meme-ibuprofen-meme-anime-girl-meme-mood-gif-17693332636758375379

[stone quiver]

But you said from all woman

[latent jackal]

Sure.

[vagrant ermine]

https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/hZdzzEg6lbGWXEu4Z/d1337FGyzIUh?invite=cr-MSw0MXAsMTY2ODE4MDc2LA

[latent jackal]

Stop that

[vagrant ermine]

guh

[stone quiver]

-# Sure. I 100% will not do this.

[serene coyote]

Can we ban this guy?

[upper geode]

lowkey ban him

🌹

[stone quiver]

Can we vote on who will be banned for fun reason?

You know

[latent jackal]

No

[stone quiver]

Like in among us

[icy flume]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-humble-cat-humble-fish-glo-glo-gif-5213219921735092029

[vagrant ermine]

Dino is showcasing exactly why being a discord mod for this server is something I never wanna do

[serene coyote]

Mute him
-# he dont want to help for goodman escaping

[stone quiver]

-# we don't talk about Goodman's escape attempt....

[gaunt talon]

It's payday fellas

[upper geode]

i wanna send a gif here but im afraid dino take it as an offense 💔💔

[errant hollow]

Dino hates everything

[icy flume]

Said the inmate Hoxtoner

[remote sand]

https://tenor.com/view/scp096-gif-27605639

[stone quiver]

I don't believe you

[errant hollow]

He litteraly does

[stone quiver]

Proof

Prove it

[gaunt talon]

The dino that hates

[errant hollow]

I posted a meme that says the word pussy and he deleted it

[icy flume]

swag messiah

[heady palm]

But thats a cat

[upper geode]

This is why dinosaurs went extinct 💔💔💔

[heady palm]

Why would he hate cats

[errant hollow]

BC he sucks

[stone quiver]

I rather get you flinted into steel then believe in that

[icy flume]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lemoner-lemon-fruit-gif-8336049723534042865

[upper geode]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-flint-and-steel-a-minecraft-movie-minecraft-movie-minecraft-gif-3077997196724310231

[errant hollow]

Um ok
https://media.tenor.com/9VR__yguYzMAAAAM/raising-my-eyebrows-steve.gif

[latent jackal]

[serene coyote]

Yes its true what all game designers of 096 in 10.0 is dead

[plush belfry]

096 in 10.0 is peak

[icy flume]

Has anyone here ever played Bully

[upper geode]

https://tenor.com/view/scpsl-scp-sl-scp-scp-sl-hop-on-scp-secret-lab-hop-on-gif-9841699717607994645

[heady palm]

I started playing in 14.1

[plush belfry]

bro comes from future

[stone quiver]

I ended SL in 17.0

[upper geode]

Im from the future, hubert added the sex update in 21.1

[icy flume]

Bully soundtrack is amazing

[latent jackal]

!leak

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/422385982235475968/707658562910027806/source.gif

[full pond]

I just watched the minecraft movie in cinema it was so fucking peak

[upper geode]

LETS MINECRAFT

[full pond]

Literally everytime Jack Black said something everyone cheered

[stone quiver]

No spoilers man

[icy flume]

https://youtu.be/3ihZvCWca-Y?si=EaCT29UsIBnwASUf

[remote sand]

What the villagers in the Minecraft Movie do behind my back

[stone quiver]

Some people here didn't watched it

[latent jackal]

[icy flume]

Fire tunes.,,,,

[heady palm]

There is some bad guy leaking patreon in tiktok

[full pond]

I can confkrm

[heady palm]

Or wait

Is that publix

I dont know

[icy flume]

Yes

Most of 14.1 stuff is public now iirc

[heady palm]

Naw he still leaked patreon, what a bad guy

He leaked it when it wasn't

I looked at the dates

[full pond]

My favourite part of the movie was when Steve said "it's steving time" and steved everywhere

[upper geode]

like my sanity

[brisk garnet]

im gonna have myself, a real good time

[remote sand]

I sold my little brother on Ebay

[heady palm]

For how much

[mighty lodge]

no

[upper geode]

how much is he?

[remote sand]

Idk, how much does the new Fortnite Battle Pass cost?

[heady palm]

It costs v buks

950 v bucs

[remote sand]

That's how much he costs

[heady palm]

is he sold?

[remote sand]

Nope

[heady palm]

nobody wants him i guess

[full pond]

I'll buy him for 700

[remote sand]

Wait, Ebay took down my page

[heady palm]

Sell ebay

[remote sand]

Bro, how do 2 SCPs die in the Decon xd

[brisk garnet]

just seen one of my mutuals like one of those weird ass instagram reels

i gotta question them bro

[full pond]

What's a mutual

A mutual

A new tool...

A PICKAXE!!???

I WILL MINE STUFF WITH THIS PICKAXE AND USE IT TO CRAFT STUFF

[remote sand]

FLINT AND STEEL!!

[median valley]

Check it

I can’t send screenshots here

[brisk garnet]

are you sure

[tough tapir]

Should be able to in #media-posts

I think

[heady palm]

And i can

[inland wasp]

Me too!

[heady palm]

Sending pictures is so fun!

[remote sand]

https://tenor.com/view/no-image-perm-nostalgia-critic-jambanreborn-gif-19193919

[gilded timber]

!rep @glass bronze

[snow umbra]

You have just given @glass bronze a reputation point!

[gaunt talon]

I hate eating sand

[heady palm]

Yummy yummy, my little tummy

[tender turret]

i saw the capybara profile effect in discord shop and knew that hubert would already have it

[heady palm]

He didn't

How

[remote sand]

!wran @regal shoal Anti Capibarnyism

[snow umbra]

@remote sand has wranned enwyqh2 Reason: Anti Capibarnyism

[inland wasp]

!wran @inland wasp dumb

[snow umbra]

@inland wasp has wranned thetravllr Reason: dumb

[remote sand]

!wran @inland wasp Anti-Intelligentism

[snow umbra]

@remote sand has wranned thetravllr Reason: Anti-Intelligentism

[heady palm]

Guys how do i name this artstyle

!wran @tropic fractal Being a cutie patootie

[snow umbra]

@heady palm has wranned maksim_maksumov Reason: Being a cutie patootie

[heady palm]

tf you look at

Finally bro

My class is over

[signal nova]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-5132983713244395301

[haughty blaze]

Hi

[inland wasp]

!wran @remote sand furrie

[snow umbra]

@inland wasp has wranned revenantthewolf Reason: furrie

[remote sand]

furrie 🚬

[snow umbra]

You have just given @eager wadi a reputation point!

[eager wadi]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[eager wadi]

!rep @bold talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @bold talon a reputation point!

[gaunt talon]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 8 hours, 35 minutes, 57 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[fallow kite]

hello

[remote sand]

Hey

[fallow kite]

wsg

[eager latch]

Hello everyone, does anyone know if there is a channel here where you can ask any question you are interested in?

[remote sand]

What kind of questions?

[eager latch]

I want to get into the NW staff

and I hope these are not all the vacancies #1279953987520565282 message

[remote sand]

I think they have a website with all those things

[eager latch]

Ok

I would still like to hear an answer from a Northwood employee

[gilded timber]

That is a complete list of our currently open positions, you'll be pinged via "Job notification" when new ones open!

[tame hollow]

Make me manager again

[eager wadi]

nuh uh

[gilded timber]

You'd have to fight Andimal

[tame hollow]

I couldn't hurt andimal

I act by honour

[tame hollow]

WDYM

[gilded timber]

Sorry Joseph

Your usefulness to us has expired

[tame hollow]

[eager latch]

ok, thanks for the answer

[gilded timber]

Happy to help

[tight ermine]

A strike team is on its way

[eager wadi]

start from scratch

[tight ermine]

Do not resist

[tame hollow]

I will now distribute the entire security gdrive backup I have on random turkish and russian discord servers

https://tenor.com/view/ferass18-gif-7869831930024597864

watch the world burn

[night escarp]

World already burned

[tame hollow]

Where

gotta sell the charcoal

100 rubel

!rep @meager slate

[snow umbra]

You have just given @meager slate a reputation point!

[tame hollow]

Has anyone watched the minecraft movie yet

[tough tapir]

(No job offers) [NO LOANS]

[tame hollow]

Saw the Technoblade tribute a couple of days ago,

I think that's quite nice of them

[tough tapir]

Haven't watched but saw ppl on X post unfinalized footage

[tame hollow]

oh?

[tough tapir]

So the cgi looked a little... odd

But finalized should look pretty good from what I saw

[tame hollow]

I only know that a couple of weeks ago, some kid with cancer got to watch the movie

unfortunately passed away shortly after iirc

[tough tapir]

Rip

[tame hollow]

i agree

[remote sand]

Eww

https://tenor.com/view/mcdo-cat-meme-cat-hat-gif-4320019723440576113

May I please take your order

[tough tapir]

@tame hollow https://x.com/r05hytakesoff/status/1907841321605480922?t=5Y6kU8AZZczopduk7GhtzQ&s=19

r0shy (@r05hytakesoff) on X

why did they add an unfinished version of the minecraft movie in theaters bro 💔

X · Apr 3, 2025, 5:03 PM

Here's the thread if u want to look

Found it again

But it's the unfinished rip that somehow got out

[tame hollow]

i still don't like the villagers faces

they are offputting

[valid silo]

It's 37 c rn

(98 f)

In EARLY APRIL

[tame hollow]

sounds nice depending on humidity

[valid silo]

0% humidity

Okay actually

It's 7%

[tame hollow]

then the 37°C aren't that extreme

at least for my taste

if it were 80% humidity

oh boy

[valid silo]

You seem

To forget the part

It's 37c

In EARLY april

It's only gonna get hotter from here

[tough tapir]

Yeah the villagers look weird I agree

[tame hollow]

Are you in norway? For those temperatures, I think you gotta be somewhere in spain, portugal, turkey, italy, greece etc

or even lower

We had 18°C yesterday

which was quite nice

[tough tapir]

Good times

[tame hollow]

damn

i want that rn

[tough tapir]

Makes me want to do Feierabend rn

[tame hollow]

my shift starts in 2h

im done by 11pm tonight

💀

[tough tapir]

Oof

No more sun

[valid silo]

Saudi arabia

Lmao

[tough tapir]

Sandy arabia

[valid silo]

My country is just one big oven

[remote sand]

Chat, should I go to McDonald‘s today and get the Minecraft Collab stuff?

[tame hollow]

i will after work

for the meme

[remote sand]

But don‘t forget your ….

FLINT AND STEEL!!

[tame hollow]

[full pond]

I got the minecraft Big Mac meal

I got this toy inside it

[remote sand]

Naaaw

[remote sand]

Eat it

SCP-049-2 ahh looking

[tough tapir]

A minecraft movie Jack Black with a side of minecraft movie Jack Black

[full pond]

Every single time Jack Black said smth from the trailers everyone was cheering and screaming vro

[heady palm]

Bro why am i living in kazakhstan

[tame hollow]

i wonder how the nether flame sauce tastes

[full pond]

Literally whole cinema went quiet when Jack Black said “I…am Steve” and soon as he said it things went crazy

[tame hollow]

people gonna hoard the sauce like the rick and morty szechuan sauce

[remote sand]

Sameee

Probably just like the Devil Hot Sauce

[tropic fractal]

На батоне абузил теперь и тут абузит

[heady palm]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к русскоязычному серверу сообщества здесь.

[remote sand]

Geological skill issue

[tropic fractal]

Пофиг

[heady palm]

💀

[heady palm]

Teleport me to usa

[tame hollow]

the what

[tropic fractal]

Все давай пока удачи

[remote sand]

I live in Switzerland lol

[remote sand]

It‘s a disgusting hot sauce they have

[heady palm]

Or europe

[remote sand]

Nah

The rest of Europe is weird

If Europe then Finland, Iceland, Switzerland or a country like that

[tough tapir]

It'll be worthy investment

Trust

Hold onto the nether sauce for 20 years

Then you can say you....are steve

[remote sand]

Minecraft‘s gonna be dead by then

[remote sand]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-movie-a-minecraft-movie-steve-jack-black-gif-17997916878979753001

[tough tapir]

I mean it's still going after 16 years

[remote sand]

Ngl this movie should be called "Jack Black in Minecraft"

[tough tapir]

Minecraft 2 with RTX raytracing

[remote sand]

I mean Minecraft just needs a whole VGU

[tame hollow]

It's even funnier if you consider that RTX is supported on bedrock iirc

like ages ago

[tame hollow]

the obsidian texture looks nice

[tough tapir]

See

And it'll only go higher over the years

Millionaire from nether sauce

[remote sand]

"Dad, why are we so rich."

"I hoarded Minecraft x McDonald‘s Nether Flame Sauce"

[remote sand]

deserved

[remote sand]

You aren‘t Capybarnian

[regal shoal]

I am the peak of human evolution

And you just capybarnia

[night cipher]

e

[remote sand]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-theboysfinale-gif-26212533

[tame hollow]

Man, I am playing lottery each sunday and I WISH I was winning for once

I only want to own a fucking flat

nothing more

[tough tapir]

Let's go gamba

[tame hollow]

[remote sand]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-gif-21055307

Us? 👉👈

[tame hollow]

rick and morty season 8 trailer?

what

[regal shoal]

Ofcourse daddy

[remote sand]

Shut up

[tame hollow]

bro

[remote sand]

Not here, kitten whiskers

[remote sand]

https://tenor.com/view/not-now-gif-10856209995038760884

[tame hollow]

i hate this chat some much from time to time

[regal shoal]

What?something wrong

[regal shoal]

😳😳😳

[regal shoal]

Yeah people be wilding here

[remote sand]

I haven‘t used a wallet in years

[tame hollow]

what

[remote sand]

Idk

I pay with my phone

[regal shoal]

Gimme your mani

Im

[tame hollow]

You don't need to carry your health insurance or personal ID with you?

[regal shoal]

Romanian

[tame hollow]

like

up here in germany it's law that you gotta carry at least ID with you

[regal shoal]

I hold it in my jacket

[tame hollow]

i know most don't abide by that

but like

[regal shoal]

🚬

[remote sand]

Ah yes, but I have a card thing for that

[tame hollow]

oh those slim wallets?

[regal shoal]

Its actually everywhere

[tame hollow]

with RFID blockers?

[remote sand]

Yeah

[minor goblet]

[tame hollow]

I dont hate on em but I don't think they're something for me

too many cards

and i need the coins

for snack machines

[remote sand]

I mean I only have my PLATINUM AAAAAMEX card

[regal shoal]

How much A

[remote sand]

Sorry I think I stuttered

My PLATINUM AAAAMERICAN EXPRESS card

[remote sand]

You‘re gonna need those A‘s tonight. Imma break so many SCP ankles tonight

[regal shoal]

Blud is peanut himself irl

[remote sand]

Obviously

[regal shoal]

[remote sand]

I have arrived

[minor goblet]

On the plane?

[somber raptor]

@rancid dome they say my plushie should arrive today

who says? HR Parcel... a company i DEFINITELY do not trust seeing the reviews :)

[somber raptor]

if the reviews are accurate i'm lucky if i do get the plushie

[rancid dome]

💀

[regal shoal]

Suzuki

[regal shoal]

Isn't it everyday

[rancid dome]

Dude's plush gonna be reduced to just cotton

[remote sand]

Obviously?

What else do you think was my goal?

[gaunt talon]

Every friday

[regal shoal]

[rancid dome]

Probably McDonald's cuz it's in more than 50% of the photo

rough guess

[remote sand]

Today Imma buy the Suzuki x Minecraft Collaboration

[gaunt talon]

Today I'm buying a McChicken and medium fries

[remote sand]

Enwy, ready to "envy" me?

Ok hell nah

!wran @remote sand Unfunny

[snow umbra]

@remote sand has wranned revenantthewolf Reason: Unfunny

[somber raptor]

"I'm gonna put one star because i can't put 0. They faked delivery: it says they delivered the package at 19:23 but at that time i'm in the studio and NO ONE rung my doorbell or left a note, like real couriers do. They do not have a phone number, nothing. I'll be contacting my lawyer, these guys need to be removed from the market, they only cause damage"

[gaunt talon]

You pinged the wrong person

[remote sand]

No?

[visual acorn]

Peak discord

[regal shoal]

Nicee😈😈

[remote sand]

You can‘t even see my name

[gaunt talon]

They say

[rancid dome]

Delete them

[remote sand]

I won‘t let you forget about this

[minor goblet]

What the

[regal shoal]

...

[misty violet]

MOTORCYCLE MANUFACTURER MENTIONED

[tough tapir]

My id is expired 😔

[remote sand]

@regal shoal @tame hollow @tough tapir

[tough tapir]

The legendary nether sauce

Its real

[regal shoal]

Bros eating lava

[remote sand]

Future Billionaire in this server btw

[regal shoal]

Frr

[tough tapir]

Preserve the sundae

[misty violet]

IS THAT THE ADULT HAPPY MEAL

[tough tapir]

Keep it in a freezer for 20 years too

[remote sand]

lol

[misty violet]

IS IT?

If so Im getting a mcdonalds

[minor goblet]

Are they playing the minecraft ost in the restaurant

[misty violet]

I need an answer

[remote sand]

No

[minor goblet]

: (

[remote sand]

I won‘t unbox the toy

[misty violet]

LOL

VALID

[remote sand]

In 20 years on StockX

"Vintage Minecraft x McDonald‘s toy"

[heady palm]

Thank you🙏 🙏

[heady palm]

Shoot, i forgot to remove the ping

[latent jackal]

Nah it's all good

[rancid dome]

@latent jackal

[latent jackal]

G'day!

[rancid dome]

:3

[remote sand]

Alright guys

The Ultimate Nether Flame Sauce Test

Alright, it‘s weird

It‘s Hot and Sweet

[regal shoal]

Lava obviously

[remote sand]

Have you ever eaten Hot Peach?

It smells like peach.. but hot

[minor goblet]

@latent jackal

[latent jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1112087624706969681/1333550310630625280/petpetmp5.gif

[minor goblet]

Yes

[regal shoal]

No homo,just kisses

[remote sand]

Hmm

The McFlurry is interesting

https://tenor.com/view/bigmoneyberkin-gif-14618067940820646832

[remote sand]

Me with every bite of this menu

[remote sand]

It‘s like Sour Apple, Vanilla and a bit of chocolate

[regal shoal]

Yummy

[strong dune]

Never check this chat in public

[remote sand]

Why?

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 4 hours, 30 minutes, 4 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[tough tapir]

Wah

[remote sand]

!rep @regal shoal

[snow umbra]

You have just given @regal shoal a reputation point!

[regal shoal]

!rep @remote sand

[snow umbra]

You have just given @remote sand a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 4 hours, 16 minutes, 30 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[valid silo]

so true bro

[orchid kraken]

Revolver is officially my favorite gun holy shit i just did -6 ntf with it in 3 Ci vs ntf spawn scenario with nuke already REXploded

[valid silo]

revolver is genuinly one of the things that got me in sl

pre rework ofc

[orchid kraken]

Worst part is i didnt even have scope but iron sight aint this bad

[remote sand]

Imagine being born today

[orchid kraken]

1584 born today

Such an L

[remote sand]

Broskis are younger than the MC x McDonald‘s collab 😭🙏

[tawdry coyote]

She rex on my plode till I shrinking ray

[orchid kraken]

https://youtu.be/64CndlJT2GM?si=cLruFc-4Oq0FWigD ts played in my headphones during 3CI vs ntf spawn wave

[strong dune]

@tough tapir you dont get it

[orchid kraken]

Managed to kill all ntf as only ci left, died to 166hp 096 who was camping outside all time

[orchid kraken]

He will never

[remote sand]

SCP-049 spotted!

[tough tapir]

🥥

[heady copper]

Hello

[trim sinew]

update info when

[heady copper]

How is everyone's day going?

[tame hollow]

Das illegal, 100 gorillian fine

[tame hollow]

Damn

What toy?

[remote sand]

Skibidi Steve

[somber raptor]

Hello plushie person

[valid silo]

Hello Chaos Piano Man

[somber raptor]

My plushie is gonna get here today :3

[tame hollow]

Show

[gaunt talon]

Buy cat ears for the plushie

[valid silo]

you must

do the chaos piano video again

but the plushie must watch

it must be there to see

[remote sand]

i can‘t rn lol

I‘ll ping you when I send it

[somber raptor]

No

[tough tapir]

Have to go to Berlin to grab new one

But no time

Gesellenprüfung soon

[tame hollow]

lol

[verbal grove]

Is it gay if I hypothetically kissed a guy on accident

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[strange trellis]

yes

[verbal grove]

I’m cooked chat

[heady palm]

Guys what font i should use for my preview to a video

[strange trellis]

comic sans

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-cat-cats-cat-hug-cat-love-gif-9176149428765300540

[strong dune]

What a random thing to do

[valid silo]

I love how I can put my finger under the CI's helmet

[turbid ledge]

same

[strong dune]

Its a bullet

It means go faster

[true sky]

what does the cat eyes mean 💔

[heady palm]

Rate it

I remaked the preview

[latent jackal]

8/10

[heady palm]

I made this in like 4 minutes, but i couldnt make it without ur source image, thanks again🙏

[true sky]

comic sans

[tawdry coyote]

Yes

[heady palm]

Thats not comic sans

[true sky]

Source engine

[tawdry coyote]

Do it again

[true sky]

no shit, make it comic sans

[heady palm]

Lemme try

[tawdry coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/maxwell-maxwell-cat-maxwell-the-cat-laundry-doing-laundry-gif-9386017078935591047

Maxwell makes it automatically 10/10

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-cat-cats-cat-hug-cat-love-gif-9176149428765300540

[valid silo]

Embed..

Fail...

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[tawdry coyote]

DON'T

[true sky]

failure

[heady palm]

Why tf is the seven so small

[true sky]

is that motherfucking paint 3D

[heady palm]

Yes lol

[tawdry coyote]

I know I forgot which server I'm on💔

[true sky]

bro what the fuck 💔

[valid silo]

Paint 3d is goated

I make all my minecraft textures from it

[true sky]

Paint 3D thumbnail

[heady palm]

Its easy to create sumth in there

[valid silo]

Paint 3D is fucking goated

[true sky]

3D letters!!!! 3D CAT!!!!

3D HCZ!!!

[valid silo]

Paint 3D slander shall not be tolerated

[heady palm]

Suggest something

[true sky]

3D car

[valid silo]

Fucking

Dexter edit

In general

Bro

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/952649686278369351/1341086149502046238/nightmare.gif

[tawdry coyote]

Peak

[valid silo]

https://fixupx.com/TF2Emporium/status/1907833218365022390?t=lbIJvAhktxCfPxqnOB02hA&s=19

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FixupX · Apr 3, 2025, 4:30 PM

This is fucking peak

[true sky]

Is he invincible

[valid silo]

We need soldier as nolan

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-invincible-war-i-need-you-cecil-cecil-invincible-gif-17654934589302344134

[heady palm]

Now to see which one is better

[valid silo]

And heavy as

Conquest

Absloute fucking peai

Peak

[true sky]

Cat with helmet and armor from 14.1

[heady palm]

Wtf

Anyways

Compare it guys

Which one is better

[true sky]

i dont have Paint 3D?!

what the fuck

[ebon flare]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-cat-cats-cat-hug-cat-love-gif-9176149428765300540

[true sky]

oh

[heady palm]

I SAID COMPARE!!!!

[true sky]

they remove Paint 3d since november 2024

[true sky]

way better

[heady palm]

How do i have it then

[ebon flare]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1260243118889111627/1268608039821508728/Ewkc91U.gif

[true sky]

idk windows 10

i'm on 11

[heady palm]

Cats are silly so she wont figure out how to shoot (hopefully)

[true sky]

shoot herself

[valid silo]

They lack

The dexterity

[ebon flare]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1282732645373182074/1282781959067799613/speechmemified_pasteimage_9.gif

[tawdry coyote]

The what ity

[valid silo]

Dexteritu

*dexterity

[ebon flare]

tonight’s the night.

[valid silo]

Yknow

The

Ability to

Manuever

For human hands are dexterous

They allow us to type!

[ebon flare]

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-idk-dexter-innocent-gif-10412116

[heady palm]

in what?

[valid silo]

1976

[ebon flare]

1. don’t die

[tawdry coyote]

And it's going to happen, again and again. It has to happen.

[true sky]

secret laboratoria

[ebon flare]

There’s a reason it’s blocked

[heady palm]

2. Delete the game

[true sky]

3. play cs2

[valid silo]

1984

[heady palm]

4. Touch some grass

[valid silo]

Taking away my free speech

[ebon flare]

4. open a case after this

[solid echo]

@rigid locust

!rep @rigid locust

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rigid locust a reputation point!

[tawdry coyote]

5. Ask for more CB mechanics to be implemented

[heady palm]

6. Get raised by wolves

[rigid locust]

[tawdry coyote]

7. Start the Roman empire

[valid silo]

Jamie added a cb refrence to scp sl

We should execute him

[heady palm]

8. Become chingiskhan

[heady palm]

They added a capybara button to RA console

Im happy

[true sky]

peak thumbanail

[heady palm]

I wonder if this preview can actually get viewers attention

[ebon flare]

Secret lobotomy

[true sky]

just need to add a background

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/outlast-outlast-trials-ryan-ren-outlasters-gif-13949395554090173152

[heady palm]

x3j50 not sending this to game announcements: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ado_QR0uGss

[true sky]

say that again

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/outlast-outlast-trials-ryan-ren-outlasters-gif-13949395554090173152

[ebon flare]

Tachanka

[valid silo]

It still did not release

Bro

But the thumbnail is fire

[true sky]

Lets see if your can Outlast this trial

[true sky]

pubg guy

[tawdry coyote]

The SCPs have broken out of this secret laboratory!

[ebon flare]

deploying turret🔥

[valid silo]

🔥

[heady palm]

Still needs to be publsied

[true sky]

get OUT of my screen buddy

[valid silo]

Honestly I just love people with the welder mask thing THAT I FORGOT THE NAME OF

AGAIN

[valid silo]

No! I shall be there always

[ebon flare]

tachanka helmet

[valid silo]

Tachanka...

[ebon flare]

https://tenor.com/view/tachanka-rainbow-six-siege-lmg-gun-gif-21497597

[tawdry coyote]

Apocalypse helm

[ebon flare]

Tarkov helmet

[valid silo]

Kinda like the atlyin helmet

[ebon flare]

german autocorrect be communist

[near stirrup]

My level 3 Twitch Sub role has expired QWQ

[tawdry coyote]

Be more like eastern germany

[acoustic moat]

ill do ping later closer to release

[near stirrup]

But my game badge is still there:D

[ebon flare]

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-idk-dexter-innocent-gif-10412116

[valid silo]

Btw

[heady palm]

Aight ig

[valid silo]

Morthwood should make new steam pfp things

[brisk garnet]

John SCP meets John Chaos

[valid silo]

With the new models heavy armor and combat armor stuff