general-chat

[near prawn]

scpsl

[rancid dome]

Damn, I had a stroke reading that

[valid silo]

Remindes me of a

[near prawn]

sad

[valid silo]

"Even the letters seem confused"

[near prawn]

hi i ddijtn't wknwow that yuo wluoud gte a sotrke im' sryoy aobut taht

what the fuck i cant read that myself

[rancid dome]

Oh Jesus

[near prawn]

idk bro

[lofty minnow]

is it ok for sl to use 13-14 gigs of RAM?

[near prawn]

most definitely

[rancid dome]

Wdym, that's totally normal

[near prawn]

yeah exactly totally normal

[rancid dome]

@somber raptor Do you perhaps still want that image of the plushie?

[glass bronze]

Heya Noemi!

[rancid dome]

Mine should arrive later today

[rancid dome]

Hiyaaaa

Been a while man

[somber raptor]

mine is arriving in may 😭

[summer wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/885064523785064458/1290090249896198176/411939629_1040651203882463_4235100071922730009_n.gif

[somber raptor]

[summer wave]

mine

[rancid dome]

May?

Damn, that's late

[glass bronze]

Yeah :D

[rancid dome]

Also very unfortunate

[rancid dome]

How have ya been :)

[glass bronze]

Good, how about you?

[rancid dome]

This picture still brings me shit tons of joy just seeing

So rn, I do nothing but rot in my room after my morning to afternoon routine

[rancid dome]

Also you changed your username to aiko now?

Was wondering who that person was on my steam friend list lol

[glass bronze]

Yea xD

[rancid dome]

!seabunny

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[rancid dome]

[meager slate]

[eager wadi]

!rep @bold talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @bold talon a reputation point!

[verbal bone]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[verbal bone]

yo btw i tried scp sl again yesterday

its totaly a different game

[eager wadi]

[tame hollow]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[tame hollow]

hmmm

[jolly arrow]

SAE

give sae

[tame hollow]

Why

[summer wave]

getting a second opinion w u

[jolly arrow]

sae goat

[summer wave]

legal to use jailbird in personal projects

?

im not getting sued

[tame hollow]

Define personal projects

[jolly arrow]

trust jospeh, rep sae

our supreme leader

[summer wave]

i work for a roblox fighting game as a volunteer dev/contrib

jailbird is sick so i was thinking of getting that added for fun

[tame hollow]

I mean, isnt SL licensed under CC

[summer wave]

i dont know what that means man

[tame hollow]

Creative Commons

[summer wave]

yeah i still dont know

[tame hollow]

You can use whatever as long as you license it properly

i think

[summer wave]

ok ill like

idk tell them to credit scp sl

[tame hollow]

I'd check in with someone from PR

Just to make sure

[summer wave]

can you ping one that is most likely to say yes

[tame hollow]

I am pretty sure I dont know any god damn PR person in NW, at least since i left NW

[tame hollow]

I only know one

The Senior Director

[summer wave]

i dont have stamina for this

[tame hollow]

Which I wont ping

[quick knot]

[summer wave]

r u talking about nathan

i hate that guy

[tame hollow]

Are you?

[summer wave]

hi can i steal

[quick knot]

Wiki Supervisor counts as PR Head

and I already said just read into creative common things to be extra sure since I'm not a lawyer

[summer wave]

wait i already asked you

[quick knot]

but I do think what Joseph said is correct

[summer wave]

ill like

possibly do that later

im sure either way theyre not suing a roblox game with 10 concurrent players

but sure

[swift imp]

alex one day you will be my right hand

trust me bro

[true sky]

scpls

[near prawn]

thx you forr teh veyr im[o0lratant info

man i gotta stop typing way too fast

[tame hollow]

!rep @swift imp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @swift imp a reputation point!

[tame hollow]

Not today auro

[swift imp]

thanks so much joseph

[summer wave]

!rep @fossil wasp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fossil wasp a reputation point!

[jolly arrow]

you are second goat, not first tho (Cuz sae first goat [biggest goat aka supreme leader])

[fossil wasp]

!rep thecoolerkelsey

[snow umbra]

You have just given @summer wave a reputation point!

[swift imp]

sorry alex dicktator wont let me have my role back

[tame hollow]

I feel like you're a bit over the top with some things you say

Like i genuinely worry about your mental health bro

[valid silo]

nah

let bro be bro

don't be a buzzkill

[eager wadi]

[tawdry coyote]

Is anybody here actually sane

[swift imp]

yeah, me

[tawdry coyote]

Why am I green now

[lavish hamlet]

Proof?

[tawdry coyote]

Not after I lobotomize you.

[swift imp]

my name is literally sane without the n

[swift imp]

i don't consent to this

[tawdry coyote]

I don't care.

[lavish hamlet]

So you're not sane then, you are just "sae".

[swift imp]

what if im dyslexic

[tawdry coyote]

I'm a 1950's doctor I don't need patients consent to preform life altering procedure

[swift imp]

that's too bad i dont CONSENT no means NO

[tawdry coyote]

hi dyslexic im Crimson One

[tame hollow]

Some more than others

[swift imp]

why are you called the crimson one if your name is green then

yeah exactly

[jolly arrow]

what 😭

[tawdry coyote]

I wanna be crimson

Like my namesake

[lavish hamlet]

Gotta grind the discord server till he gets lv 20.

[tawdry coyote]

Not like I have anything better to do

[swift imp]

go outside maybe

[lavish hamlet]

💀

[heady palm]

Scp sl players do not do that

[tawdry coyote]

You see I would love to but there's a small problem known as an in effect weather warning

[heady palm]

Who cares

[tawdry coyote]

God bless Canada

[heady palm]

For weather

[tidal wasp]

[tawdry coyote]

@cares

I dunno who is he

[swift imp]

i can tell 💔

fine specimens

[heady palm]

Why did french appear when i @ search cares

[tawdry coyote]

Homeless man calls another homeless man a bum

[heady palm]

Wait but actually, i did touch grass today

[tidal wasp]

U pay for discord bru i dont wanna hear it

[heady palm]

Im an scp sl player as a reminder

[swift imp]

okay listen

i have no excuse

[swift imp]

that's not true because i dont play scpsl

[tidal wasp]

Red handed

[lavish hamlet]

HEY! Don't you use my name to describe this "human".

[heady palm]

Then ur a part of its community

[tawdry coyote]

You pay for discord. Nobody who has a life pays for nitro.

[swift imp]

well i proved you wrong

[heady palm]

I dont pay for games because i got the free ffty buck from some good people

[tawdry coyote]

Nuh uh

[heady palm]

They said something like 50 dolla free

[forest citrus]

Sigma!

[heady palm]

And sent a link

So kind people these days

[eager wadi]

i can confirm that sae has a life and does go outside

[swift imp]

THANK YOU

SEE

YEAH

EXACTLY

[heady palm]

Did you pay him

[tawdry coyote]

The glaze is crazy

[swift imp]

no he did this out of his free will

BECAUSE IT'S THE TRUTH

[heady palm]

But that's impossible

Ur a part of scp sl community

[tawdry coyote]

Say Z three times if they're holding you hostage

[swift imp]

who says

[tawdry coyote]

The fact you're in the fucking discord

[heady palm]

U are a part when u join the server

Technically

[swift imp]

that's not true

[tame hollow]

I know where she will be in two months

(i didnt doxx this time)

[eager wadi]

you have a signalis avatar, you also dont go out

[tawdry coyote]

[eager wadi]

[tawdry coyote]

I love peaknalis

[eager wadi]

well i already know also

[heady palm]

Atleast i do

[swift imp]

no you dont

[tame hollow]

You two on a date?

[eager wadi]

no

[tame hollow]

Freaky

[swift imp]

i can tell you have a vitamin d deficiency

[tame hollow]

[eager wadi]

she would hurt me

[tame hollow]

No wonder in the UK

[heady palm]

Howd you know

[swift imp]

no it's for the beyonce concert 💔

[tame hollow]

Weak

[eager wadi]

well, "hurt"

[swift imp]

i'll have you know it was sunny today, and a nice breeze

[tame hollow]

You tell me you hear beyonce but don't know what a GBA is

[tawdry coyote]

You aren't in superposition? I thought everyone could do that?

[tame hollow]

or SNES

[heady palm]

I should get sleeping now

Good night chat

[tame hollow]

Testicular torsion

[swift imp]

im sorry im not in my mid 50s

[tawdry coyote]

Gn thing

King

Queen

[tame hollow]

[swift imp]

i dont understand old ancient artifacts

[tawdry coyote]

Monarch

[swift imp]

goodnight

[tame hollow]

"""""artifacts"""""

[swift imp]

they are

they're like OLD

[tawdry coyote]

Is this a reference to the hit series stalker?

[tame hollow]

no

Sae told me she doesnt know what a super nintendo is

or a gameboy

[swift imp]

no listen i know what it is but when you shorten it to snes

[eager wadi]

[swift imp]

that's a different story

[plush bolt]

did yall know botox's main ingredient is the most toxic substance known to man

bc I didnt

[eager wadi]

i mean, i can just sit on their back and then im permanently safe

[swift imp]

basically paralyse me for life

[swift imp]

theres no way thats true

[plush bolt]

oh not main ingredient, it's the active ingredient

[tawdry coyote]

Ok

[tame hollow]

You dont weigh 130kg do you

[swift imp]

well he is a discord mod soo

[swift imp]

i dont know which is worse

[plush bolt]

it's a toxin made by botulism bacterium

[tame hollow]

You didnt have to do him dirty like that

[tawdry coyote]

But it was pretty funny

[swift imp]

careful he might stab you

[tame hollow]

I don't stab

[tawdry coyote]

I'm begging

[tame hollow]

I ain't bri*ish

I only hug people

And break spines

[swift imp]

whats that supposed to mean

[tame hollow]

British people are known for knives

[valid silo]

man hydrochloric acid hurts af

[swift imp]

and german people are known for

[lavish hamlet]

British is a word that's [REDACTED]

[swift imp]

you know

[tame hollow]

" I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT" ahhh sentence

[swift imp]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[tame hollow]

[valid silo]

emebd

failure

I saw

what you deleted..

[livid arch]

You saw nothing

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-discord-gif-24306382

I see everything

[livid arch]

I need to grind level 10

[icy flume]

Can someone buy me dead by daylight

[frosty thunder]

2nd episode incase anyone wanted to know

[gilded timber]

I promise you don't want to play that game

Idk what you've heard

But it's not worth it

[valid silo]

I have never tried dbd

exept once

but then never again

[icy flume]

NO ACTUALLY

Cult of The Lamb

[valid silo]

cult of

the lamb

is peak

please do get it

[icy flume]

Way better than DbD

True

[valid silo]

absloute peak fiction

hell yea

[icy flume]

It's on sale but I'm broke rn

Fuckkk

[gaunt talon]

Can someone buy me payday 2

[icy flume]

I still regret buying Doom and Outlast

[tawdry coyote]

Up the ra

[gaunt talon]

Which doom

[valid silo]

fym regret buying outlast

outlast is peak

I shall not tolerate outlast slande

slander here

[icy flume]

here's a tip for life, NEVER buy stuff people recommend you, you might end up not liking it

[icy flume]

Bro it's a walking simulator

[proven salmon]

what a thing

[icy flume]

What the fuck

[valid silo]

BRO

it's WAY MORE

than a walking simulator

[unreal shadow]

its 10 bucks you dont have 10 dollars?

[valid silo]

have you even gotten to the doctor?

or played whistleblower??

[icy flume]

It's bsd

[valid silo]

bro

your opinion is just wrong

[gaunt talon]

Too much

[icy flume]

I gotta go, brb, we'll discuss this later

[heady copper]

Thanks

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/outlast-outlast-trials-ryan-ren-outlasters-gif-13949395554090173152

[unreal shadow]

i payed 40 for call of duty black ops

i think its 12 years old now

that was too much

[gaunt talon]

I went bankrupt by buying payday 3 with all the dlcs

[unreal shadow]

payday 3 from what ive seen from gameplay videos dosent look like much of an improvement from payday 2

granted ive never played the game so

[gaunt talon]

I only have payday 2 on console

With all the achievements

[tawdry coyote]

It's honestly kinda shit

And I played it

[gaunt talon]

I enjoyed payday 3

[tawdry coyote]

I loved Payday 2. But payday 3 is worse in most ways.

[tawdry coyote]

I did too but if you have payday 2 there's literally no reason to play payday 3

[valid silo]

me and you.. we will rob a bank... it'll be a big.. payday... 2...

[tawdry coyote]

The skill system is worse, heists are mid, guns are mid

[gaunt talon]

Fear and greed was good

[eager wadi]

no

[mighty lodge]

Chicken jockey

[true sky]

fear and greed

[deft oriole]

where do I go to share a bug

[gaunt talon]

#1266667711573000212

@deft oriole

[deft oriole]

dah thanks

[lunar egret]

Friendly reminder:
Jesus Christ is God and he loves you. He loves you so much that he died for your Sins❤️🎉

[honest imp]

[gaunt talon]

Burt

[jolly arrow]

i still literally dont understand 😢 sometimes yall act a bit too serious, so i wouldnt really worry about my mental health tbh

[rancid ivy]

Look at my church's mosaic

[lunar egret]

It's beautiful, amen❤️

[rancid ivy]

9 foot gold mosaic from some random donor

[jolly arrow]

i am writing like i am talkin (maybe a bit exaggerated cuz its online yk) but out of my pov its like yo are from a gated community that so many things are so serious

[rancid dome]

Not often do I see you say smth like that

[jolly arrow]

so joseph, please calm down this is discord not the bundestag

[tame hollow]

Right?

[rancid dome]

Definitely. Especially for someone who sends me loads of alcoholic reels lol

[rancid ivy]

What is going on

[jolly arrow]

i literally dont even see why 😭
because of the "are you sure?" spam? obv meme.

i am so confused

[rancid dome]

Good question Derple

[rancid ivy]

Derole

[jolly arrow]

i feel attacked

[rancid dome]

My typing shits the bed when I'm on mobile lol, sorry

[icy flume]

The story was good, but all you do is walk, something happens, walk again, do this, do that, spooky scary skibidi jumpscare, never play again because I know how it'll end

[jolly arrow]

Derole i dont know whats going on either

[icy flume]

@valid silo

[jolly arrow]

(sorry joseph this is obviously also a joke pls dw about mental health)

[full pond]

Whos derole porp

[jolly arrow]

i also dont get an explanation 😭

[rancid ivy]

Who's an irritating canine

[jolly arrow]

like its just some made up insult joseph made

👎 huge L

[rancid dome]

Joseph? Insulting people? Never heard of that at all

Unless towards Auro

[icy flume]

Outlasting all of the bad games 🔥

[rancid ivy]

The most important thing is getting that bread and getting huzz (but replace huzz with a fulfilling lifelong relationship)

[jolly arrow]

without explaining, without context without everything it seems like an insult tbh

[tame hollow]

I wanna bake some on the weekend

[jolly arrow]

maybe it was meant as a joke but seriously without explaining its just rude

[rancid dome]

Looks like he really needs the explanation Joseph

Why not enlighten him

[tame hollow]

Your Honor, league of legends.

[rancid ivy]

I know some guys who are experts on baking but for some reason their eyes are always shot and they talk like they have low blood sugar

[rancid dome]

Ah yes

[jolly arrow]

Maybe i am direct? Sorry for being the way i am, expressing my opinion? Sorry i live in a free country, exaggerating sometimes? sorry mate its discord

[swift imp]

ur a funny fella so let it roll off your back

[full pond]

Getting bread gets the huzz

Two in one

[rancid ivy]

Here's the problem

[jolly arrow]

why you so goated 😭 🙏

[rancid ivy]

No bread = no huzz

[full pond]

No huzz = no bread

[rancid ivy]

I have no bread because I'm an engineering student and I have no time to get huzz because I'm an engineering student and I also have no will to live because I have no huzz and no bread and no time and I'm an engineering student

[simple abyss]

Nice loop

[rancid ivy]

it's quite a simple 3 variable integral

[swift imp]

i dont mean to pry but i do see u like not getting taken seriously lol

[rancid ivy]

the only way to escape is to graduate or engineer yourself into the grave (allegedly)

[full pond]

Will you be engineering your limit

[rancid ivy]

I am past my limit but I keep going it just hurts exponentially more

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-team-fortress2-engineer-engineer-tf2-tf2engineer-gif-22691307

One must imagine engineer happy

[rancid ivy]

I would be happier if I wasn't kinda retarded

I got that adhd

[valid silo]

reporting you

to mods

for pinging

inactive members

[low axle]

guys , hi , i am looking fora NORTHWOOD MODERATOR

[full pond]

@valid silo

[rancid ivy]

it made me a whizz in highschool but now there are too many separate things to do and I can't hyper focus on ANYTHING

[low axle]

It's important

[rancid ivy]

at least I'm here for free on scholarships I got by being good at highschool lol

[jolly arrow]

i just hate getting called things without explanation. I am totally fine with being wrong or sum shit but straight up insulting is not cool. There is a difference in joke and insult. Maybe i just didnt get the joke? Please tell me! Maybe i did something worng? pls tell me! I am always open to argue bout stuff, important skill n shit

[deft oriole]

Hi, the people in scp-Disussion were not helpful, I have a bug I found but the bug report website just aint having it today. Is their someone here I can send it to instead?

[full pond]

Hire for free 💔

[jolly arrow]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 1 hour, 40 minutes, 23 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[valid silo]

honestly

people who don't get your sarcasm are

[rancid ivy]

One of the support channels

[full pond]

Smelly

[valid silo]

just simply not in the same level of emotional intelligence as you

I hate to call people unintelligent but some are just simply not

[full pond]

[simple abyss]

This site? https://support.scpslgame.com/bug-report

[deft oriole]

yep

[simple abyss]

Works fine for me

[gilded timber]

Hi :)
If you need something, @dull ferry is the best place to contact us!

[swift imp]

i get where you're coming from and it does suck but dw bro youre a cool fella

[deft oriole]

just not wokring for me

[full pond]

I think a better word would be...unenlightened

[simple abyss]

Could you try another browser?

[deft oriole]

Tried google

Opera

Fucking yahoo

nuthing

[simple abyss]

Damn

[full pond]

Whos fucking yahoo!??

[valid silo]

nah

[full pond]

[valid silo]

they just straight up not on the same level of emotional intelligence

[low axle]

can i pm you insted to explain it to you ?

[simple abyss]

Press F12, anything in the console?

[gilded timber]

Could you elaborate a little, what part is not working?

[simple abyss]

502

[valid silo]

you could just pm the modmail

it'd be the same as pming a mod

[deft oriole]

the actual process of sending in a bug report

[valid silo]

but more quickly to get a response

[deft oriole]

Instant bad gateway error 502

[low axle]

how do i do it ?

[gilded timber]

I don't handle moderation cases via dm, the best place to contact us is through @dull ferry!

[gilded timber]

Send it a direct message, then follow the instructions

[valid silo]

just message it

[dawn karma]

Get a job

[gilded timber]

Have you tried a vpn?

[jolly arrow]

not sure the way he phrased it seemed like i did something wrong :/

[deft oriole]

Tried a vpn, using a proxy

even used my phones hotspot

[valid silo]

you didn't

[jolly arrow]

but i wouldnt call me emotionally intelligent so

[valid silo]

people just say shit man

[jolly arrow]

[valid silo]

don't let it affect you

[valid silo]

everyone has some amount of emotional intelligence

[full pond]

Let it reflect back instead

[valid silo]

some more than others

[full pond]

PELT THEM WITH SHIT

Um

[valid silo]

if you say you have 0 emotional intelligence that means you're completely incapable of socializing with anybody no matter what

[full pond]

Figuratively

[valid silo]

which is wrong

since you do socialize with people!!

people have varying levels of emotional (or more commonly just refrenced to people's smart) intelligence

highest level is when someone is sarcastic

[swift imp]

#weseeyoualex

[valid silo]

people who cannot cue and understand those sarcastic remarks

[full pond]

Sour cat sticks

[honest imp]

[valid silo]

are just not on the same level of emotional intelligence

[full pond]

I hate em

[valid silo]

as that person

[full pond]

Wait

What even happened to have this conversation

I frogot

[simple abyss]

I'll try to fetch you a webdev contact and see if they can help you

[deft oriole]

thanks

[rancid dome]

I really dont know all too much xD

But man was shit deep at the end (can we move on?)

[full pond]

I hate it when the shit is deep ;( I prefer my shit shallow

[valid silo]

nah

never move on

[valid silo]

we shall discuss the human psyche

[rancid dome]

Alright, I'm heading to bed then

[full pond]

Hey I got a

[rancid dome]

[full pond]

I got a joke

What happened to the guy who studied psychology

[valid silo]

wait

why aren't

you ze spy

why are you ze annoying dog now

[full pond]

It was an April fools thing but once deltarune got announced im gonna stay until it releases

DELTARUNE TOMORROW

[valid silo]

man

I don't

I forgo

deltarune

I only know undertale

sands undertale

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/undertale-sans-bounce-smile-gif-16511668

[swift imp]

swear there was like a purple dino in deltarune called susie or something

[full pond]

Yup

[icy flume]

murders you

but yea, i really wish i'd have buyed Cult of The Lamb instead of Outlast and DOOM 2016, DOOM was decent, i think i only didnt got to enjoy it as much because i wasnt "feeling like playing it" at the time

[simple abyss]

Could you email [e-mail] with a detailed explanation of the issue? Make sure to include as much detail as possible.

[rancid dome]

Miller working during LOA. Chad.

Oh hey, Mod on leave is not separated anymore

[brisk garnet]

no one gonna talk about how the immortal is abraham lincoln?

[valid silo]

roleplaying ain't allowed boy

[full pond]

Bats eyes cutely and aggresively

[valid silo]

Whwre is nya-than

[eager wadi]

!stab @valid silo

[snow umbra]

feras_plays#0 has been muted in this server.

[tame hollow]

Nice

[eager wadi]

remind me to unmute in a year

[heady copper]

Hello

[heady copper]

Dang

[valid silo]

Man

I almost got a heart attack

[icy flume]

Goodness gracious

[valid silo]

I'm on thin ice with cassie

(Do not mind the saul goodman gif)

[icy flume]

I thought that was Tad

[heady copper]

Dang

[icy flume]

From Bully

[valid silo]

Dumbass

[heady copper]

!rep @lime bay

[snow umbra]

You have just given @lime bay a reputation point!

[heady copper]

[brisk garnet]

workfoce? more like wokeforce

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-mark-omni-man-hugo-hugo-dance-gif-16156516806200771435

[frosty thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/allen-allen-the-alien-invincible-allen-allen-invincible-invincible-gif-17732105590001850520

[lilac frost]

Nathan gotta open OSM apps 💔

[eager wadi]

im not osm

[lilac frost]

Who does

[eager wadi]

masterk

[sullen sky]

[lilac frost]

He wouldn't mind if he got spam pinged right

[eager wadi]

no but ill let him know to blacklist you

[simple abyss]

osm 💀

[lilac frost]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-ptsd-war-emotional-gif-2730913392879312174

[lilac frost]

Masterk gotta open the apps frl 💔

[fresh bridge]

good afternoon

[valid silo]

Why the hell is "the other side" so damn catchy

[valid silo]

I still stand by this

https://youtu.be/KL2bISAB1j8?si=2wSY67UdH16iizXm&t=45

Absloute peak

JACKSEPTICEYE

[brisk garnet]

was that jacksepticeyee

[valid silo]

DID I SEE A JACKSEPTICEYE

[fresh bridge]

yeah

[valid silo]

lmfao

that'

s so funny

[brisk garnet]

i was less than 1 mile from jacksepticeye 2 weeks ago btw

[fresh bridge]

i was in the SAME room as nettspend last night

[valid silo]

bro

[fresh bridge]

i saw him without his shirt

[valid silo]

if I ever saw like

a celeb ik over the street

idk if I'd have the courage to approach them

lowkey

it'd depend on my mood

sometimes I'm like "fuck it we ball"

[brisk garnet]

my friend ran to the pub jacksepticeye was in and got a pic with him

i was too lazy to follow

[fresh bridge]

they are usually chill except for that trash actor adam sandler

[valid silo]

I doubt i'd run into many celebs

[fresh bridge]

the fuck is a poly

[brisk garnet]

woke

[fossil wasp]

polygon

[brisk garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-eating-spaghetti-will-smith-spaghetti-ai-gif-12546117032276153065

[latent jackal]

[brisk garnet]

AI is soon gonna replace moderators

[latent jackal]

[fossil wasp]

well it was a good run

[tame hollow]

I love a bath at midnight

[fresh bridge]

why

[tame hollow]

Work shift over and sweaty af

Im gonna cozy up in ma bed with my blahaj in a few min

[fresh bridge]

if u take a bath while sweaty wouldnt u be just as dirty or mayble a little less dirty but still dirty

[eager wadi]

@brisk garnet no need to rat yourself out like that.

[fresh bridge]

4 baths in my house and i dont use any of the,

lol

[brisk garnet]

ok

[tame hollow]

🍹

[brisk garnet]

bro what

[tame hollow]

What do you guys think about six packs

[swift imp]

hell yeah

[eager wadi]

reminds me

[tame hollow]

I think a six pack is not enough

[eager wadi]

saving up for this
https://www.eurosport.com.mt/liveup-single-station-home-gym

[tame hollow]

Two six packs might be enough

A 24x crate is my go to

[tame hollow]

Youre a discord admin, you dont need that

[brisk garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-mark-omni-man-hugo-hugo-dance-gif-16156516806200771435

[brisk garnet]

mark is lowkey sexy

[eager wadi]

excuse you, i do. lifting dumbbells aint enough for me

[tame hollow]

Just get a treadmill

[fossil wasp]

destiny2

[eager wadi]

i mean, i did treadmill for like 1.5 years

[brisk garnet]

thats just gay

[tame hollow]

Jokes on you, my employer pays half of my membership and i have access to almost every fitness studio, even swimming halls, saunas, archery clubs and what not

Everything sports related

[brisk garnet]

💀

[vagrant ermine]

thank you of reminding me of destiny 2 time to play for the next 3 days straight

[brisk garnet]

first time ive heard of someone "doing" "treadmill"

[shrewd gull]

I was banned?

[eager wadi]

every gym is car required

[eager wadi]

no need to show yourself like that

[swift imp]

excuse me

listen bud

[eager wadi]

keep it in dms

[brisk garnet]

why does this acc make me uncomfortable

[eager wadi]

😉

[swift imp]

because nathan is literally like that

[latent jackal]

second warnings softban users

[swift imp]

and every other discord mod

[brisk garnet]

the fucking legs bro

[eager wadi]

nah i have an alarm close on the wall.

[shrewd gull]

How many do I have

[tame hollow]

I ASKED YOU NOT TO LEAK PRIVATE PICS

[eager wadi]

[shrewd gull]

I’m a new users

[tame hollow]

Welcome new member

[ripe wing]

hey how do i get my code to access the scp sl beta?

[tame hollow]

Don't fall for my ragebaits

[shrewd gull]

hardy har har

[eager wadi]

there is no beta

[tame hollow]

freddy fazbear

o cholera

[ripe wing]

oh

[brisk garnet]

id hit

[ripe wing]

i thought there was a beta for the alive gun

[eager wadi]

beta isnt out

it would have been publicly announced.

[fickle zephyr]

patreon hub when its out

[shrewd gull]

not unless you’re special like staff or content creators

[eager wadi]

^

[shrewd gull]

Lars got to play before me 💔

[tame hollow]

Me when my beta access has not been removed yet

(rub, this is a joke, dont worry)

[brisk garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/pretty-sure-mark-grayson-maybe-yes-invincible-gif-20907699

threw a garbage bag

into space

[shrewd gull]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-cat-angry-suspicious-hmm-revenge-gif-11397750304347476071

[heady copper]

Mad cat

So cute

[eager wadi]

it looks ai generated

[serene coyote]

soap

🧼

[cinder sapphire]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[cinder sapphire]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[cinder sapphire]

Nah

[eager wadi]

he has till 13th btw

[cinder sapphire]

Unless it gets extended

…

[heady acorn]

will Patreon beta arrive on weekens

weekend

[cinder sapphire]

how would I know that

smh

[heady acorn]

will it

[tardy walrus]

it wont

i cancelled it

💔

(i have no idea)

[heady acorn]

dis u

[tardy walrus]

?

[heady acorn]

are you that cool tech guy

[tardy walrus]

i am

everybody knows that

[heady acorn]

very nice

[tardy walrus]

i am HIM

literally

[eager wadi]

info yes, release i wont say

[heady acorn]

i am a silly guy

[heady acorn]

meh

if I buy the Patreon rn, will I be able to play for 3 weeks?

cuz the release is probably next week

[eager wadi]

the beta will be 10 euros

[heady acorn]

ok

Is that confirmed

[eager wadi]

confirmed what

[heady acorn]

that it's 10 buckaroos

[eager wadi]

yeah

[strong dune]

You should just wait

[eager wadi]

its a .X update, not X.

[heady acorn]

ehhhh

I'll buy it on the weekends

when info releases

like I did with 14.0

[strong dune]

Just think about what you could get with 10 bucks

A chicken sandwich

A turkey sandwich

[tardy walrus]

bacon egg and cheese

[strong dune]

A sandwich

[orchid kraken]

McChicken..

[strong dune]

With cheese

[tardy walrus]

drooling rn

[heady acorn]

only a chicken sandwich?

I can get like 4 burgers in my country

4 big burgers

[strong dune]

See

That’s why you could keep you 10 bucks

[heady acorn]

nah

[strong dune]

Or Hubert will use it to buy a wig

[heady acorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/598098551242752021/946925604945678346/IMG_3517.gif

[heady acorn]

he looks better bald

[humble wind]

"Tactical Holiday Unit, Epsilon-11, designated, "[sigma]-[4], has entered the workshop. All remaining elves are advised to seek shelter in the nearest gingerbread house, until a unit has festivized the facility. Awaiting recontainment of [4] spoil-sport holiday haters

[heady acorn]

add bald Bert smiling emoji

[leaden remnant]

if i already paid for and am actively paying for zone manager patreon do i still have to pay extra for the beta?

[valid silo]

Truthfully being bald or having hair makes you good looking

Balding is where you look ugly

The inbetween stage

[heady acorn]

no

[leaden remnant]

alr

[heady acorn]

you will receive a link with a key

I think

[gilded timber]

Keys are distributed via our patreon portal, once the beta is active

[eager wadi]

^

[leaden remnant]

muahaha

[heady acorn]

thanks

[heady acorn]

also who's the gremlins that bought 20$ Patreon for the beta

you make nw studios hapy

[humble wind]

"ALPHA WARHEAD EMERGENCY DETONATION SEQUENCE ENGAGED. THE UNDERGROUND SECTION OF THE FACILITY WILL BE DETONATED IN T-80 SECONDS."

[heady acorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1332435591530414082/1342977475507916841/togif.gif

[eager wadi]

helps continue keeping the developement and servers up

[humble wind]

"[SCP-939 Scp-049 scp-079 SCP-173] successfully terminated by Alpha Warhead."

[noble wren]

i wonder if i can make this as a voice line

i do have all the CASSIE lines downloaded

for no apparent reason

[humble wind]

how?

[noble wren]

terran gave them me lmo

[humble wind]

can i have them

[noble wren]

should i actually try to make htis

[noble wren]

it's a lot

[humble wind]

pklease

[humble wind]

please bro

[noble wren]

lol

[humble wind]

ill do anything

[brisk garnet]

so after spending like 30 minutes powerscaling characters with GPT, "The One Above All" from marvel is the strongest, lazy and cheap, lame

[leaden remnant]

the update was a late april fools joke

[humble wind]

bro i need them

[unreal gate]

the pot calling the kettle black

[brisk garnet]

what does that even mean

why is a pot calling a kettle

[noble wren]

does this sound ok

[humble wind]

bro that is great

[noble wren]

it is a lot of stuff

compared to CB

[humble wind]

i have 50 gigs

[noble wren]

k

[noble wren]

the order wasn't right

i hate GPT'ing Python

[rocky adder]

He’s here…

[eager wadi]

[shrewd gull]

He’s hangin out with the Vita games

[rocky adder]

Hell yeah he is

[heady copper]

Minecraft

[rocky adder]

Mhm

[brisk garnet]

"if we're not monsters we're food, and I can never be food" how about you move out of london and get a proper job? not hard mate

roadmen and thugs thinking they have it hard

[inland wasp]

This man is having a different conversation with himself 💀

[noble wren]

lmao

[brisk garnet]

no its criminals tryna justifty their shitty behaviour

[inland wasp]

in…an scp sl server?

[rocky adder]

Usually is

[inland wasp]

What?????

[brisk garnet]

r u ragebaiting

[inland wasp]

dog im leaving

My ass aint built for this shit

[inland wasp]

Sigh

[eager wadi]

[brisk garnet]

why do criminals do crime i dont get it

u can just not do it

[inland wasp]

dog

idk man

[rocky adder]

Desperation

[inland wasp]

The money

[brisk garnet]

job

[inland wasp]

Thats hard work

They dont wanna do allat

[rocky adder]

What if you can’t get one

[brisk garnet]

getting stabbed is hard work

[inland wasp]

More payoff ima be fr

[inland wasp]

Also, this!

[brisk garnet]

🤷‍♂️

thats for the elected politicians to sort out

[inland wasp]

This man has never gotten a job in his life…

sighhhhhhhhh

[rocky adder]

“Why commit crime it’s dumb”
“Here’s why”
“Ok but that’s not my problem”

[brisk garnet]

well its not

idk what u want me to say

[inland wasp]

my man, have you ever

Actually

Been to a job before

Like WORKED

[brisk garnet]

no ive had everything ive ever wanted handed to me on a silver platter

[inland wasp]

Aaaaaaand time to redirect the conversation!

Queen, how was your day?

[brisk garnet]

like do you want me to come up with a solution to permanently end unemployment?

[rocky adder]

It’s been decent!

[inland wasp]

hurray!

Good times for everyone.

[valid silo]

We have to agree that

[brisk garnet]

the brain aint braining

[valid silo]

There are people who get joy out of stealing or committing horrible acts

The discussion is how many criminals are that

And how many do it for other more understandable reasons

(Not saying crime can be justified unless in very niche circumstances)

[brisk garnet]

tbf i would do it if police didnt exist

free tv

[rocky adder]

Biggest complaint is severe weather over on the east side of the country, been having to worry about that

[valid silo]

That is also a group of people who would do crime if authority did not exist

Truly even tho the shopping cart thing is a meme it truly describes alot of people and relates to this subject

[brisk garnet]

i would steal northwood's game

[valid silo]

You don't have to do it

No one is gonna praise you for doing it or boo at you for not doing it

But inheritly it's the right thing to do

So would you do it

[brisk garnet]

naw

[glad flower]

Give it a crack

[eager wadi]

can't believe you'd pirate a free game.

[valid silo]

Would be funny if sl

Became a p2p game..

Like cbm....

[brisk garnet]

ok, you wouldnt like the answer

[glad flower]

Not entirely against it

[inland wasp]

Yikes…

We had a flood a few days back, but everyone’s ok!

[brisk garnet]

first, deport all the old people

[inland wasp]

Hope the weather gets better for you.

[inland wasp]

buddy.

[brisk garnet]

genuinly, all they do is sit and fart in retirement homes

what do they bring to the table

[glad flower]

I would say retirement is different from unemployed

[inland wasp]

Context: this man has not brought anything to the table yet

[glad flower]

Cause they did their time

[swift imp]

worst take of the century

[eager wadi]

He did say he never had a job so..

[rocky adder]

Yeahhhhh

[inland wasp]

Exactly…

[brisk garnet]

tbh i work harder than you guys

[rocky adder]

Do you?

[brisk garnet]

yeah

[strong dune]

Does he

HES RED

[inland wasp]

Says the actively unemployed person.

[eager wadi]

does he

[valid silo]

Unironically being unemployed is like actually one of my biggest fears

[brisk garnet]

i help keep the nation secure

and

[strong dune]

Are you sure?

[valid silo]

I'd rather get payed minumem

Wage than be unemployed

[inland wasp]

By what, sitting on your ass at home?

[strong dune]

Are you sure?

[brisk garnet]

i deliver your meals when ur too fucking lazy to walk 5 minutes to mcdonalds

[glad flower]

This server mixes scp sl stereotypes with discord stereotypes

[eager wadi]

so you're a y-plate delivery

[glad flower]

Not too hight of a bar

[brisk garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/pretty-sure-mark-grayson-maybe-yes-invincible-gif-20907699

[inland wasp]

That is a VERY low bar, but sure, lets go with that.

[valid silo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/732027496719057037/1331237370967887872/ballin.gif

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[brisk garnet]

i literally have army training in 2 hours

[glad flower]

Don't even think there is a bar

[brisk garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/lethal-company-ken-stornes-jump-cliff-gif-10743480565689763810

[lavish hamlet]

Cat food tastes pretty good, you just need to deal with the sweet flavor though.

[brisk garnet]

ew

[inland wasp]

Buddy, thats a legal obligation, not a thing you decided to do.

[glad flower]

I wouldnt imagine it's sweet

[inland wasp]

Unless you live in one of THOSE countries.

[brisk garnet]

legal?

[lavish hamlet]

The cat food I have is pretty sweet.

[valid silo]

I love being in a country where millitary service is not required for every citizen

:D

[eager wadi]

conscription?

[valid silo]

I get to enjoy le rights

[brisk garnet]

i think i very much deicded to sign up for training

[inland wasp]

i really hope you’re just talking about like, berries and stuff.

[glad flower]

Real

[brisk garnet]

no one forced me to join

[inland wasp]

Good for you then.

And you think

You should deport old people.

So like, lets talk about that for a sec.

[brisk garnet]

how much of our tax money do we spend on them to keep them alive

[inland wasp]

Trump’s old as shit.

[glad flower]

To canada or Mexico (since the whole world is the usa)

[brisk garnet]

deport him too

[inland wasp]

Not…much?

[glad flower]

Not against it

[swift imp]

out of all the concerns you have about where taxes are going you decide to focus it on old people

[inland wasp]

Do you not get how retirement works?

[glad flower]

Deport pandas

[inland wasp]

True…

[glad flower]

They are so expensive

[eager wadi]

deport him to america, exactly.

[glad flower]

I was thinking canada

It's poetic

[brisk garnet]

its the third biggest expense

[valid silo]

Deport him to greenland

He'd like it there

[glad flower]

Whats 1st and second

[valid silo]

Trust me

[latent jackal]

good enough

[latent jackal]

Cow time

[inland wasp]

Cow…

[brisk garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/england-football-euros-footballs-coming-home-england-football-gif-22256087

[pearl anvil]

!999

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/1284167557749932082/999dies.gif?ex=66e5a5bc&is=66e4543c&hm=117ef29b2688b4555731cc5ddcbc4882e58044d78485817d2fb2c8fd3436fb94&

[glad flower]

!035

Well just hope

[brisk garnet]

!173

[barren thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/goodnight-goodnight-chat-minecraft-gif-9960598526624359912

[fresh bridge]

Dude

[fresh bridge]

Nettspend memorabilia

[barren thistle]

damn

[latent jackal]

[strange trellis]

WOKE northwood replacing wavepoole with the sl logo

[fresh bridge]

Nettspend

[brisk garnet]

what

[brisk garnet]

pov: birth

[glad flower]

Thats my response.

[glad flower]

Gulp

[latent jackal]

[brisk garnet]

im acc so fucking cooked

i have training in 3 hours and i havent slept

[glad flower]

This is my second more controversial response.

[inland wasp]

This is the least controversial tierlist ive ever seen.

[glad flower]

Good to hear

Controversial in my friend group I suppose

[inland wasp]

discord mod I have a question haiii 👋

[latent jackal]

G'day!
How can I help

[inland wasp]

How was your experience applying for Northwood?

I wanted to try it out, but im not sure

[glad flower]

This is my friends list

[inland wasp]

Putting computer in b tier is a crime.

[latent jackal]

It was simple, just fill out the application, wait to get a email about how you went, do a voice chat interview and answer honesty

[eager wadi]

079 is very much A tier depending how good they are.

even S

[latent jackal]

A good 079 can ensure a SCP win

[eager wadi]

unless there's one hiding for a respawn to keep draining the scp's health out

[latent jackal]

Can't do much about that

[inland wasp]

Is there any specific requirements or anything?

I dont really wanna get rejected ;-;

[quick knot]

Don't listen to his lies!

Hubert appeared in my house one night and I woke up with a computer in front of me with wiki access

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/555965991868432385/SmartSelect_20190313-202202_YouTube.gif

[latent jackal]

It'll be in the Job Description Requirements

[latent jackal]

naughty NW staff will only be thrown deeper into the basement

[quick knot]

:(

[glad flower]

Its only based on how fun they are to play

[latent jackal]

And you put CI and NTF in D?

[glad flower]

Yeah

Well no my friend did

I put ci in d

And ntf in f

[cedar ingot]

bruh guard is S tier

[glad flower]

Mine vs my friends

[cedar ingot]

i get to kill all the dboys within 5 seconds

[glad flower]

Im on the right

[eager wadi]

security starts with s so they're always s tier

[inland wasp]

Now im scared…

[cedar ingot]

cuff the d class 🤓