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"World's most famous spy" ahh
James Bond is the worst spy ever
It's like when that pentagon worker leaked classified documents on a minecraft server
"Headlines today, a worker for the top-secret MI5 caught leaking info on an SCP game server"
๐ญ STOPPP
Nothing dw
Classified
now i worry about it
Someone said a slur
You don't want a Brit*sh guy at your door now do you
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EW
Sure buddy
โI alwaysโฆcomeโ
-William Goonerton
-pinhead
What did you post
jpe9mafia raging at minecraft
why tf is jpe9 a blocked word
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Who knows
should be okay now
ManiaX
huh?
use the little caution symbol when u press N next to the hackers name
it sends a report to the server staff
k
or go into the discord server that said server is connected to and directly contact staff there
k
k
potassium
Selecting the cheater option (versus server rules) alerts GMods which might do it, but make sure only do that when you suspect them of hacking, not breaking server rules
@lunar bone ^
gotcha!
i usually report people for cheating cuz why not
feeling silly
I got a couple funny reports from people
fr tho ion think i reported anybody ever
?
Just a couple funny reports I've collected
n word in morse code
oh i thought it was people reporting you
what
ong
on your soul
The Ginch
My man cannot watch spongebob under any circumstances

Aint u supposed to take notes
?
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Good evening
Good morning
if i happen to be playing sl by the time im 18 im gonna be applying
you better put in a good word if i do
Seal
Opposite day
np
And that's true
Good night
who u gone apply for
either verif or qa
Yes, it really is the opposite day.
What's qa
@sleek estuary
It is?
hi
hello
quality assurance
Well... And I mean that he is right and the day is really the opposite, you know?
Hello
I see
am i supposed to get the artist role if i published 3 arts in art showcase
hello
You must be part of the Are We Cool Yet GOI
I mean
Yeah that one
Fixed it
Ok, how do i get into it
Well firstly you gotta create an anomalous being in real life, have the Foundation to discover it and then you'd have to come in contact with the Are We Cool Yet group of interest, they would become your buddies in creating more anomalous art from now on
Ok fr now
I think you need to send like 5 arts
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someone said it was 3
I hate the law
They're probably right because I have no clue how many it is lol
and some weirdo advertises cheats in my dms๐
Bonzi Buddy
So Shiny
real
Public beta dropping this weekend?
meow
Never
Only the information about it
๐
Nothing
WHAT DID YOU DO
CONFESS
NO
I swear
If I have to answer for that I'll be more than glad to do it
I mean
ughhh ๐ญ

I didn't mean to

You didn't happen to accidentally type in a g instead of a v did you?
Hello chat.
Gv
Hi
Yes that mistake could easily happen...
Or could it?
Why did that just take 2 minutes to send
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Is bill a name
We never touch the topic again
Yea
Bill Nye the science guy
Idk if its an easter egg in my english book
Theres a bunch of people called bill
Left 4 Dead bill
I was talking about him
@honest imp, why did you sent me a friend request
btw did they already solve thisisnotawebsitedotcom?
I dunno
Hi chat :>
Survived the nettspend concert
I just took the wallpapers and dipped
Shit hurt so much
Damn
Sorry vro I got no brains nor the time to solve it
Now go hug your cat
Cat
Camt
why
i hope you're trolling
?
u went to his concert?
Yeah
Lore?
jesus christ bruh
L o r e
Attempted murder
The weak will start danceing on the floor from watching this.
My eyes
The weak will fucking die from watching this
Trust me it was so much worse but for me better irl
Lights were bright as fuck
Music was so loud whole building was shaking
Heโs actually gotten so good
rip epileptic people
Dude it was 6 hours of straight dancing standing and jumping
Why would an epileptic come to the concert
Also ate a couple knuckle sandwiches
Thats suicide
true
And served some haymakers in the mosh pit
bro that sounds...
i mean sure
Im in class 
No joke the camera of my phone broke cause of how loud and lit the concert was
Digitally broke not physically
I never was at any concerts
When nathan giveaway 5 keys
It couldn't break from the sound
Loud that my ears couldnโt hear shit for a second
It probably was light
Maybe
Light...
It was completely black and red for a bit till it fixed itself
Light Yagami from the hit manga Death Note!!???
Shit was so amazing tho๐
Spunger check out my first ae animation lol
i think i would be dead by now if i was there ngl
I almost died
At first there was a crowd crush and I was in the middle of it but Iโm chill now
crowd crush...??? what..
Im glad i dont go to any concerts
Missing out so badly
Im still too smol for them
Did you hug your cat?
Iโm at the doner kebab place next to it
I canโt even fucking stand
Waiting on parents
Woah
At some point my right ankle was fucking done for so I was putting my whole body wait on my left ankle
ouch
Im in class
That is a little bit painful i think
e
Is it just me or have you been learning Eng for two years
Just a feeling
Maybe
Or maybe not
sybau king ๐ฅ๐ชซ
CI plushie to arrive within a week 
Mine just arrived...
A man will love those he does not know
A man will hate those who have been with him from the very beginning
A RN will have no enemies
Should i get a ci plushie for birthday?
I hope its not out of stock
If you can find a reseller, maybe
It was a makeship, so only pre-order
25 days more for my birthday, ima go try to find a reseller lol
Does someone also resell d class plushie
Good question
Wtf, 173 is 250 dollars
why did they block dollar with automod
preventing adverstiment i guess
i mean, where do you usually find a reseller
I dont
Where do people usually find resellers
I also dont know this 
I could sell you my CI one if you agree to pay for the delivery, customs, etc.
limited time moments
It depends on the price
Imagine if it reached the states and for some reason got tariffed ๐
I live in asia lol
Current time is good enough
GMT+5
havent played in a few months has anything changed
They reworked heavy
3114 is back
peak
It will be
new keycards
Living gun
3114 is my favorite scp
like more keycards or like redesigned
oh is that the guy who is a gun
But now server owners can make custom ones
redesigned and some new
Yeah
swag
thats sick
rp servers, ARISE!!!1
i should write an scp since im not a child anymore
imagine money as custom cards
My experience with that is pushing an scp into a chamber
Scp cb Mastercard
we should have a credit card
That's genius
imagine having a black card
1% chance on very fine with a normal credit card
your credit score goes up when you get it
fornite gif card
you get guards spawned on you to follow you
Lol
ive tjought of writing an scp since 12 and i have no clue what i'd write lmao
my writing level is akin to that of a 6th grader i can barely do research papers
Ask chatgpt for ideas :p
we got 4449 on our server
i think the best scps are simple ones
thats a cool scp
thats why the first series is still my favorite
A rat BUT it's also half mouse?????
Ideas like that are hard now when there are over 5k
sentient rat communist
icl i havent read any articles past 5000
idek what number we are on now
A cube that causes communism in anyone that touches it
8000 or so
Same lol
damn
We're at 8k now? Tf
They are quite brainrot and content farmish
i much prefer the feeling of reading them and feeling like you stumbled across something
They are helpful to me tho because I have trouble comprehending only words
Scp illustrated?
thats why i like sometimes saving the articles to html so it feels jank
This site is also very helpful
Even tho I'm sure it cuts out alot
And probably takes away from the original authors vision
Who killed the chat
hah
?
hah
my internet knows i shouldn't be playing SCP SL at 1 am
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Which guy from the Salamanca family
Idk, name was only "SALAMANCA", all capitalized
FreaksRequired
Unrequired
bro, discord disabled my acount for 3 minutes XD
bc i de-authed and re-authed the patreon bot
Obvious hacker/scammer behaviour
obviously northwoods fault XD
The patreon bot is annoying af to deal with
had some person buy patreon for my server, complain about not getting role in the server despite already having discord linked, bot took like 3 days to kick him out and add him back
Yeah it gets a little silly sometimes
Was at risk once
It also likes spam removing and adding patreon roles to people
Because one guy was mass reporting me
mass reporting is crazy
Appealed it and now it's clean
What have you done? Evil person behaviour
Patreon has the second most amounts of kicks in the server, behind only wick, and thats because wick was a little too silly
now our instance of wick ceases to exist
I just removed it's kick permissions 
We ended up doing that, thats the only reason it didnt pass wick
bc of this
Not very nice of you
why would level matter
gif spam 
anyways back to the other channels where people speak sentences and not memes
Are you sure?
yes i'm sure, it's better outside the community channels
SEA SALT
Are you sure? Are you sure?
WHERE IS OMNI MAN
WHERE IS HE
are you sure?

Good morning everyone
Good morning Revenant
Good Night Revenant.
A salt rifle.
Nice try
is it sea salt
Role discrimination 
role racism
too far

rip, mods deleted it
there.
it wont let me do the gif
good Morning
mornin
Gravy without vampire flower ??
What if the main warhead would blow up the entire facility ?
That wouldn't be good
Or what would be cool is a new O5 protocol because I think it comes from the O5 council so you should have about 2 minutes or so ?
Deadman exist
Yes, but in my opinion it is a bit boring if it comes from the O5 council
Wdym
Can someone send something cool here for a thumbnail
I think it should be changed a little bit so that it sounds a little more threatening because of the O5 council
The announcement is a placeholder
Look how cool it is, the kitten got shadows
Well, I play on German servers, I don't know if it's different on your other servers
When did they talk about this
I've seen it only being suggested
Yay
I did
for now :( twinning with someone
change in the autonuke
Your smile through the screen:)
3 minutes till the arrival
Would you like some Abrams airdrop?
Nah, itll be fine

When my ci plush
Mail them 100$
Just need your address Noemi
Ofc
I sniff thay yall want a photo of me sitting in class
It's 308 Arroyo lane, Alberquerque, New Mexico
No way
Yes way
im go to school
1 class
nah
my friend grabbed my phone
he lying
i didnt grabbed
Iam working for IP
What a crazy thing to say with your friends phone on a public place
i can trust my friend for sure
its me now trust
Thats,s crazy
Common sense for them to not say shit like that in the public

i cant trust my friend for sure
So can you or can't you xD
i cant i guess
Eliminate your friend. He knows too much
i will
I agree
what tool i should use to get him
a crocodile in a pineapple
a song appears in my head when i see him
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!warn 639378675195838464 Leaking Patreon Content 
Shit
they missed the date by 2 days
Why is he peeking out like that
when u deleted it u made it seeable for mods, they got logs
for how long did u mute him?
May be until appeal

oh
How long is it
I didnโt expect that from Saul lol
A year and a half
I'm not the one who issued the mute if Dino wants he will tell
๐
Actually
He wonโt speak ever, because his vocal cords have been severed
And fingers cut off
How in the harr harr
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Miles Upshur?
so thats why u never leak patreon
mhm, our mods are like hitman
assasins
Steam support alike
Better than steam support
Actually donโt take me for word, idk how long has he been muted for as im not a mod
Controll the Nine Talet fox Tesla Gate disablet
Why did bro suddenly do that
Sadly no support is better than that
I guess we'll never find out
mods it was H.E. robot mods
they possessed him for 20 seconds
rip @polar spade 
This is so sad.
Damn helium robot
Controll the Nine Talet fox Omega wahead is ready for Detenation this Site is No secure and the Last Hope is dead
Why is bro yapping
I currently have such an admin panel at scp sb open
Nine talet fox
Scp secret bar
He probably listened to the NTF song
Mobil task forcemnt
and am currently inventing new announcements
SCP security breach
He leaked patreon accidentally
He busted
John scp explained it
How?
Man
Why am I always NOT around when patreon leaks happen
;(
He probably thought he had something else copied
scp secret bar (it sells that chaos insurgency vodka)
This is some bullshit man
he thought it was eas public
Oh
He didnโt cook
I think players that leak in War Thunder forums also thinking this is public
hm
Control of the nine-tailed fox The nuke will be activated and will destroy all zones in about 2 minutes All personnel must evacuate the facility immediately There is no hope anymore
there we go
What did he leaked btw? 
Not public
For research reasons of course
how do you find that?
Im not getting my ass beaten
To not repeat what he did
You
Know like
Learn from his mistakes
ass beating is temporary, scp sl leaks are a longer tenporary
Hats for SCP SL yay
tf2 all over again
Rip
Wot
Im gonna stak a lot of 127 plush hats on my mtf
Goodman didn't survive the NW hitsquad 
Auro please give me gulash recipe
She's not here
096 photograph hat for 1k$ would go hard
Squad? I thought there was one guy doing the job..
SCP 682 in Sl๐
Honestly
That's what they want you to think
!682
Just make a custom one
True
I need to make a custom d class costume till summer
im still waiting for the day 058 is added
@valid silo is ci plush on your pfp is yours?
tiny mini minion i summon thyyy Auro, you shall giveth me the promised recipe
Mine
@tight ermine Sure wonder who this is
John cat
cat version of john anti-cheat?
Add me in freds
I need freds

Who can add me in freds
Oh i sure hope he doesn't spy on you, explode you or infect you with memetic hazard and he will make you happy
Maybe, maybe not
i added you to the list for the feds
get wanted idio
He WILL make me happy
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Who's Freds and why do you need him
But i wanted freds, not feds๐ญ
Lots of Freds as well
beggars are no choosers
apparently
WHAT IS THIS
Too dark to see what's on there
WHAT AM I LOOKING AT
A good doggie
@heady palm i need you to type !rank in bot-commands please
do it yourself
The best half life creature
Bullsquids are trash and poo poo stfu
Yes he "WILL" make you happy
Shut your goofy ass up
Science team solos
Hlx aka hl3 confirms there will houndeyes but no bullsquids
Hmmm i wonder why
๐
There's no confirmations
Yes
John game file explorer just saw a reference to a hl1 ememy
And said it will be in hl3
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Mogged
Bro got BTFO
๐๐๐๐๐
Bro what
We can't even confirm there will be a third game
2026
Gonna happen eventually...
congrats you are now on the list of the most wanted people world wide, added you on the fed list like you wanted :D
enjoy
I don't enjoy it
it would have been so much easier would discord allow hotlinking
i needed to put ts into photoshop
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!maid
@tough tapir
!kill

you are as evil as always

emerge victorious to use this command
I hate you all
Evil SupFardo be like: ||I don't enjoy it||
!maid
@tough tapir

:)
If we ever do helldivers I'll drop a 500kg bomb on u
!rep
You can give a rep!
Your the evil one
why
A man was just asking for fred
am i on the most wanted list? no
not nice
it is infact a notice
And you put him in the feds list
the feds are the good
the friend is the enemy
thx for the thumbnail chat
!rep @near estuary
You can't give a rep to yourself!
fck
no one does
:(
:(
Orbital laser better?
Are you sure?
What's In the pic
WW2 was domestic violence if you think about it...
Germany is the fatherland.
Russia is the motherland.
Poland is the child.
anyways, i have school in 4 hours, i should get to sleep 
Just sleep at school
Just skip school
Me when inspect element and snipping tool
not enough time in class to do that
me when unexcused absence:
_________
Anytime I forgot my AirPods I just went back home even if I got late to school
i ride the bus, and am in high school (dont have my drivers lisence yet, will soon tho)
You have a lot of reinforcement budget, you should be fine
Tell them you have diarrhoea
the plan was only to use inspect but discord is a bitch, would have needed to upload the picture or host it myself.
I shit my pants.
not how school in my state works...
its not like calling into work homie
Shit your pants Infront of teachers
How does it work
Maybe that will work
we get 5 "mental health" days per school year that replace the first 5 unexcused absences.
I have used them all due to Chronic migraines.
if i want to stay home, i need my parent to call the school to tell them im not going.
and i can't skip because our school sends notifications to parents automatically when the student is absent for a majority of the classes.
Never heard of mental health days
if i want to go home, i'll just ask the assistance principle if i can call whoever to come get me
Mental Health Days ๐
Ok so tell parent
Wait I forgot youโre not actually sick
welcome to Illinois in the Midwest US
the school has favorites. And im one of them <3
No
what the fuck lol, i just didnt go. At the end of the year i signed all my excuses and bam
Oh just ask your parents then
Fax.
Alex, have you ever heard of ''Arbeitszeitbetrug'' ?
What parents would let you stay home
goated meta
unless we have an official note (doctor, school, medical, military, etc...) and we have used all MH days. it is an unexcused absence.
Just ask your doctor lol
I asked mine and told him that I just didn't wanna go and he gave me 2 weeks off
where do you live ๐ญ
Well he said he can skip if a parent call and say that he will not come.
Switzerland
In Italy you can just put some random shit in the excuse box
the type that dgaf
The teachers don't care
I mean why do teachers even care lol
hehe its the sweeds ||ik, ik its swiss, but cry abt it||
ahahha a friend of mine wrote bloody diarrhea and hallucinations, our teacher just asked if he is alright and bam, excused
Why is dolfy here
Hand magically reappears the day after
The fact that you censored that ๐ญ
Well do you believe in the magic?
i will say this rn, i am the type of highschooler who does 0% of work and notes, and still gets high marks on tests.
that might have something to do with it but idk ๐คท
I wonder how did blu demo die
Fire
Magen-Darm ๐
missed a point
Unmiss it
nah prolly not
T=Turned In Late
N= Not Turned In
i dont like doing notes.
Wow.. Youu missed the whole point
marks?
What's the blank one
are you sure
points/marks same diff
Markplier
are you sure
there is no indicator
yeah
TNT
sea salt
im so lonely
bro does NOT get it

Months later.. finally noticed
Months 
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rip
ใใใใชใใใ
Every day I checked my Steam friends list, hoping the "pending" would change to "accepted"
Every day I got disappointed
It is now :)
I had almost given up..
D:
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Absolutely kidding
Arigatou <3
i thought this was the version without him
pretend so
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Lurking againnnnn
Lucid my beloved
Symptom of 2nd monitor 

Lucid fans when unclear fans come in
Got nothing to say unfortunately
I can't see them anyway
He's still being tortured by the Northwoods
I think hes suffering
What if he enjoys it
They sold his hand to fund the entrance zone rework
why the long face
Do my eyes deceive me or is this uni the cat?
Tetrahydrocannabinol in the morning drives away sorrow and worries
just me or is it fow others aswell on ocasions i use nivida and have a few filters just to change the color and such cause its nice now i cant use any of them.
Is it better then lobotomy?
utter woke bollocks
wtf
018 and 049/049-2 will never stop being funny to me
See you around space cowboy
grenade comical ragdoll
@eager wadi are you and burt in a relationship
no
burt
hes burt





