general-chat

[eager wadi]

i abducted the entirety of luton

[compact sierra]

You are gonna have fun.

[tame hollow]

from 110 to 90

[compact sierra]

You have 3 MC days to prepare.

3 max.

[fresh bridge]

I hate my ultra wide monitor

NGl

[compact sierra]

after that if U die u die.

[meager slate]

I meant to like 60

[plucky wigeon]

ok I see how it is….

[fresh bridge]

That’s not bad

[meager slate]

Tiny monitor

[tame hollow]

like you?

[meager slate]

Bitch

[tame hollow]

you

[fresh bridge]

Mines hell to play on

[tame hollow]

vertical monitors ew

[fresh bridge]

Selling this pos

[eager wadi]

a pro at fnaf games

[compact sierra]

I play on a laptop.

And I have 40 fps in sl.

Im a sigma.

[eager wadi]

a true eastern european

[compact sierra]

Im well known eastern european on meme scp.

Pull up, If you dare nathan.

[fresh bridge]

Gonna spend the money to buy a smaller 27 inch flatscreen monitor

[heady palm]

Im pro at at sl trust

[fresh bridge]

Never buy an ultra wide guys

[tame hollow]

good for you, and i am a literal legend in germany

[fresh bridge]

Trust me

[compact sierra]

Legend of Joseph.

[tame hollow]

no, i mean it

I've been around for so long

[compact sierra]

You said a legend.

[fresh bridge]

Wait

[compact sierra]

So you are a legend.

[fresh bridge]

Are you Joseph gamer?

THE Joseph Germany?

[tame hollow]

I am joe mama

[compact sierra]

And legend's mean good people that have died in the past.

So you indeed are the legend.

[fresh bridge]

Wish I had admin

[tame hollow]

the ragebaiter strikes again

[eager wadi]

!stab @fresh bridge 10s

you're welcome

[snow umbra]

waltuhwhite3979#0 has been muted in this server for 10 seconds.

[gaunt talon]

He's welcome

[fresh bridge]

What was this for dawg😭

[compact sierra]

Nathan.

[orchid kraken]

@eager wadi can u stab @gaunt talon for 30 sec?

[compact sierra]

Give me the new beta code nathan.

[eager wadi]

!stab @orchid kraken 31s ok

[snow umbra]

noxplis#0 has been muted in this server for 31 seconds.

[gaunt talon]

What did I do

[eager wadi]

if i could, i would do 5 beta key giveaways

[orchid kraken]

Dont i deserve one?=3

[wicked spade]

holy shit that gif got deleted in a split second

[eager wadi]

after doing that face, no

[fresh bridge]

Me too?:3

[eager wadi]

probably cassie

[eager wadi]

no also

[compact sierra]

Who is Cassie.

Voice Actor.

Terminate.

[snow umbra]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[eager wadi]

that cassie

[compact sierra]

That's not cassie.

[wicked spade]

it's the fucking bot that i hate

[compact sierra]

that is C.A.S.S.I.E

Not Cassie.

[fresh bridge]

It’s the fucking bot that I hate

[snow umbra]

@wicked spade isn't really good at the game.

[fresh bridge]

I’m having flashbacks😭

[wicked spade]

you aint good with bitches

[fresh bridge]

Dude

[violet scarab]

this perplexes me

[plucky wigeon]

ok now mute yourself we need you to pipe down and control yourself…

[snow umbra]

You don't even have one to begin with.

[fresh bridge]

You DO NOT WANT TO FIGHT WITH CASSIE

[heady palm]

we need nathan to make a giveaway of 5 keys

[wicked spade]

FUCK 😭

[fresh bridge]

He cooked my ass too😭

[eager wadi]

!stab @plucky wigeon 10s ok

[compact sierra]

Either way Im curious

how alive are

[snow umbra]

justgranoula#0 has been muted in this server for 10 seconds.

[compact sierra]

Scp SL 14.1

servers

[eager wadi]

none

[compact sierra]

like how many players do they even have?

[gaunt talon]

When remove 096 channel

[compact sierra]

brotha stop the cap

all the cool kids were playing

[eager wadi]

there are no 14.1 servers

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/tenenbaum-stab-shank-royal-gif-11985593

[compact sierra]

Ronkhus was playing

[eager wadi]

they were online for a day

[wicked spade]

london

[compact sierra]

fr?

for how long

[plucky wigeon]

nathan is OUT of control and someone needs to keep him in check..

[fresh bridge]

FR

[gaunt talon]

Hr

[eager wadi]

there still bugs need to resolve before patreon beta

[heady palm]

calm him down someone

[fresh bridge]

He’s stronger then HR

[compact sierra]

like what?

[heady palm]

its too dangerous

[jade oracle]

it looks like april 1st

[eager wadi]

idk, im not a dev

[compact sierra]

I've noticed a bug on fin's video

bro didn't explode

when he hit the person with the jailbird

[fresh bridge]

This means northwood is cooler than Ubisoft😭

[heady palm]

dont u explode with a chance?

[fresh bridge]

They actually fix bugs in the beta😭

[compact sierra]

NO

😭

It's a 100%

chance u explode

On impact

[heady palm]

Then my friend was lying

[compact sierra]

test it in ps servers

it's 100%

always

[fresh bridge]

When’s SL coming to PS4?

[compact sierra]

i mean northwood is better than midsoft

[fresh bridge]

Leagues better

[heady palm]

Lucid said, not soon

[compact sierra]

League as in?

League of legends

or leagues as leagues better

[fresh bridge]

Leagues better

[orchid kraken]

Dont i deserve one? With serious tone now

[fresh bridge]

Ubisoft maybe a lot richer but northwood is richer in devs having souls

And caring

And having short mod abusers

Ahem auto

Auto

[eager wadi]

cause the game is a passion for us lol

[fresh bridge]

Yeah

[gaunt talon]

Auto

[heady palm]

atleast i deserve a key:)

[compact sierra]

im swear to god

if in 10 years

Northwood becomes like ubisoft

im gonna lose it

[fresh bridge]

Guys

[eager wadi]

so cool

[fresh bridge]

You know what would make northwood really rich?

[gaunt talon]

When second Northwood game

[fresh bridge]

A battle pass system

[heady palm]

U made me feel bad, only a key would help

[gaunt talon]

What does it become on fine

[compact sierra]

tbh battle pass would ruin the game

[fresh bridge]

MP5????

[fresh bridge]

It would

[compact sierra]

and that is scp 127

[eager wadi]

@tame hollow Maschinenpistole 5 Kurz

[fresh bridge]

I’m glad there aren’t any cosmetics and it’s just straight plain

[compact sierra]

new scp gun coming to sl

I MEAN IT'S REALISTIC

I DO NOT WANNA SEE AN MTF IN A DUCK SUIT

[fresh bridge]

Haven’t had a new gun in a while

[fresh bridge]

Is that a fucking scp?

[compact sierra]

I like the new keycards and

[eager wadi]

SCP-127

[compact sierra]

armour

than the fucking scp 127

[tame hollow]

nice

[heady palm]

Say sorry now

[compact sierra]

but i'll give that lil guy a try

I might like him

[fresh bridge]

That’s cool and all but I got hopeful it would also be a normal gun

[eager wadi]

its not

[compact sierra]

there is 100 videos

on yt

[serene coyote]

No

[compact sierra]

talking about scp 127

and u still don't know that htis update is here

Like do u live under a rock?

[fresh bridge]

Maybe

[wicked spade]

surface update when

[serene coyote]

Yesterday

[compact sierra]

surfcae has gotten an update

in this one

it has gotten new skies

and search lights

tbh I like the new skies

[serene coyote]

But bernie ate surface zone too

[wicked spade]

still not a full surface update 😔

[fresh bridge]

How op is scp 127

[compact sierra]

they are not as moony like the

[fresh bridge]

Like is it one shot?

[compact sierra]

old old surface skies

[wicked spade]

infinite bullet

[fresh bridge]

Holy

[compact sierra]

and they are realistic

[wicked spade]

with recharge ofc

[compact sierra]

it does have infinite bullets

but it has a recharge

[fresh bridge]

Awww

[compact sierra]

IF IT HAD INF BULLETS

WITH NO RECHARGE

IT WOULD BE hyper unfair

[serene coyote]

(At 3 tier u can just spam)

[meager slate]

I got to play with it

[compact sierra]

Cuz I can js hold left clcik

[wicked spade]

teeth gun go brrrrrrr

[compact sierra]

but getting to tier 3

is the hard part

[wicked spade]

ok NERD

[fresh bridge]

How many bullets before recharge?

[compact sierra]

Im gonna slap you with the jail bird

[serene coyote]

Hi Meowro

[compact sierra]

60*

[fresh bridge]

Oh

[wicked spade]

*maidro

[compact sierra]

CHANGES WILL BE MADE

[fresh bridge]

So lmg is still better?

[compact sierra]

TILL THE FULL RELEASE

[compact sierra]

yea

[wicked spade]

ofc duh

[compact sierra]

on tier 3 it is a LMG

similiar ofc

but lmg's are still better

[fresh bridge]

Ehh sounds cool

[serene coyote]

Oh im just realized we dont have more general disscusion

Only general chat

[fresh bridge]

HES LEAKING GAMEPLAY

MODS!

[gaunt talon]

General discussion deleted

[serene coyote]

💔

[meager slate]

[eager wadi]

[near valley]

are these lights cast dynamic shadows?

anyway im not playing with shadows

[gaunt talon]

He activated the Russian mode

[wicked spade]

can you modify 127 or nah

[near valley]

yeah this

seems like its not

[fresh bridge]

How do you acquire 127?

Those scp boxes?

[serene coyote]

Its just animated light

[eager wadi]

yeh

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/in-love-the-deep-the-boys-watching-fish-tank-amazon-gif-7251023045873887946

[heady palm]

A whole containment chamber for it

[strong dune]

No

What

[serene coyote]

Containment Chamber

[fresh bridge]

NO No No No

[eager wadi]

cant use workstation

[strong dune]

He has a whole room

Are you stupid?

[serene coyote]

But he in box

[heady palm]

Atleast 127 can talk

[fresh bridge]

Where’s the room located?

[fresh bridge]

What’s the gender of the MP5?

[strong dune]

Its two different boxes

[heady palm]

In hcz? Thats generation lol

[gaunt talon]

I need a triple flashlight for the com45

[strong dune]

Randomly generated

[serene coyote]

But its a box

[fresh bridge]

I meant like heavy light?

[serene coyote]

Heavy

[strong dune]

Heavy

[heady palm]

hcz

[gaunt talon]

Male voice

[fresh bridge]

Alright

[gaunt talon]

No gender

[serene coyote]

Just read it

[fresh bridge]

Ik it was a joke

[serene coyote]

Its a box

With water

[gaunt talon]

Aquarium

[serene coyote]

But box

[tough tapir]

Put auro in box

[heady palm]

Wait, if u got the plus for this

THEN WHAT iS THIS?!?!?!

[fresh bridge]

I know there are gonna be some cool ass clips with the throwing card system

[eager wadi]

idk

[heady palm]

I got this from x3j50

[gaunt talon]

Edited

[heady palm]

I have no idea what that screaming emoji is

[tame hollow]

finally, the game is playable, janitorial tools

[serene coyote]

Just an April Fool version for NW

[heady palm]

They wouldnt do that

I mean

[serene coyote]

No

[heady palm]

They scraped every single texture for this but the video is 240p, so it would be useless

[gaunt talon]

Did you watch the latest Southwood video

[fresh bridge]

Can you slip on the wet floors?

[heady palm]

I literally took the screens off this video but good quality

[gaunt talon]

Yes

And you die

[fresh bridge]

Nice

[fresh bridge]

Not so nice

[heady palm]

I wish, they would add this voiceline for 127

[eager wadi]

no.

[meager slate]

Are you tupid

[fresh bridge]

New 05 card looks nice asf

Also can you customize the names on the card

Like auro did with her “tall” pass?

[meager slate]

Tall pass

[tough tapir]

Small pass

[meager slate]

Your pass

[serene coyote]

Battle pass

[fresh bridge]

Wait no that’s cool asf

So anything?

Without a filter?

That’s amazing

[eager wadi]

you can make your own cards

[tame hollow]

someones gonna make an n word pass

im sure of it

[heady palm]

💀

[fresh bridge]

Creative

[meager slate]

Sadly

[fresh bridge]

To be fair

It’s SL

Had a little kid screaming the hard r a couple days ago

[gaunt talon]

!05

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/851230673025236992/saying05insteadO5.gif

[strong dune]

You already made this joke

[meager slate]

Its not a joke..

[fresh bridge]

It was funny the first time

[meager slate]

Its real

[fresh bridge]

It’s smart but it’s fake

[meager slate]

Signed by Hubert

[fresh bridge]

I don’t see a signature

[tough tapir]

Booba pass

[meager slate]

Finger is covering it

[eager wadi]

booba card

[fresh bridge]

Okay….

[eager wadi]

[tough tapir]

Booba card

[gaunt talon]

I don't see mike from breaking bad

[fresh bridge]

I can’t wait to see what people come up with

Ima rock the silly pass

[meager slate]

Kid named finger

[fresh bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-gif-4609562927098887177

[fresh bridge]

When somebody says a funny joke but that somebody is Auro

[tame hollow]

freak

[meager slate]

.

[eager wadi]

kid named freak?

[fresh bridge]

Kid named class

[meager slate]

Kid named Spunger

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-snake-mgs-mgsv-naked-snake-big-boss-gif-27484124

[fresh bridge]

Kid named auro

[eager wadi]

idk bout you

they are old

[fresh bridge]

?

[meager slate]

Expired

[eager wadi]

20s be like

[meager slate]

I'm 21

[fresh bridge]

Yeah

[meager slate]

[fresh bridge]

Not long left for you guys

[meager slate]

Old ah hell

[fresh bridge]

Wait really?

[meager slate]

One foot in the grave

[eager wadi]

i be 23

[meager slate]

Yeah

[eager wadi]

[fresh bridge]

Don’t drink too much alcohol it hinders your growth

[meager slate]

The skeletons are modelled after me

[eager wadi]

you need a hug?

[meager slate]

I will send you to the shados realm

[fresh bridge]

Sure

[eager wadi]

not you

[fresh bridge]

Shados😭

[fresh bridge]

Aww

[meager slate]

Shados realm

[meager slate]

Yes sir

[eager wadi]

im turning alcoholic probably when i meet joe with bowling

[fresh bridge]

💔

[eager wadi]

you can get a pass

[fresh bridge]

Alcohol and bowling?

Not a good combo

And Im not alcoholic

[eager wadi]

if drinking and driving is a good combo

then drinking and bowling is

[fresh bridge]

Gods drunkest driver

[fresh bridge]

Cause I’m 16

[eager wadi]

weak

[fresh bridge]

Yk what’s crazy?

[idle trench]

are you american?

[fresh bridge]

I can own a gun on private property if it’s bought to me by a parent but I can’t drink till I’m 21

[gaunt talon]

And what

[fresh bridge]

Yes

[idle trench]

it explains everything

[eager wadi]

in europe you'd already taste alcohol by the time youre 11

[fresh bridge]

I’ve drank alcohol before

Tastes ass

[gaunt talon]

Earlier

[fresh bridge]

Except beer

[tame hollow]

wild thing to say

[idle trench]

I did it the first time when I was 13 lol

[eager wadi]

thats germany

or czechia

[fresh bridge]

Had my first alcoholic drink way younger

[eager wadi]

literally younger than us

[fresh bridge]

Family went to turkey and a hotel had a fridge with alcohol

And I drank one

[idle trench]

alcoholic

[tame hollow]

ikr

[fresh bridge]

Beer

[gaunt talon]

How much

[fresh bridge]

Half a can

Maybe less

[fierce star]

guys imagine if

[fresh bridge]

Instead of secret laboratory it was secretly freaky

[gaunt talon]

Went to a bar in Italy when I was 13 and we all had 1L mugs of beer

[fresh bridge]

And instead of escaping the facility

We got freaky in peanut room

[heady palm]

Escaping the freaks?

[true sky]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=disLjRoE-i4

[fresh bridge]

Who’d wanna do that?

[heady palm]

Escaping to freaks?

[fresh bridge]

Yes

[fierce star]

instead of northwood it becomes northweed

and instead of containing scps we give them drugs

and make them gambling addicts

[fresh bridge]

049 would be a chill ass guy to smoke weed with

[heady palm]

We just wrote the scenario of the next april 1st scp sl event

[fresh bridge]

Idk tho hardest drug I’ve had is caffeine

[fresh bridge]

That would be amazing

[fierce star]

049 would be tankin that shi

[fresh bridge]

Fr

[true sky]

omg this is pure peak

[heady palm]

049 be beating the shit out of their children

with a belt

[fresh bridge]

@warped magnet how’s the new onward update?

Haven’t had the chance to play it

[heady palm]

Yo spunger they give free keys to content creators

[fresh bridge]

I have 40 follows on ig

And 14 on twitch

Do I qualify?

[gaunt talon]

I think it's YouTube only

[heady palm]

A true content creator

[fresh bridge]

1

[fierce star]

049 is the type of guy that would put everything on black

[heady palm]

2

[woeful whale]

4

[heady palm]

thats a crazy coincidence

[fresh bridge]

106 is a fucking menace

He’d rob that place

[heady palm]

who got 3 followes

[fresh bridge]

And kill everybody there as a side quest

[heady palm]

we need the symmetry to work

[fresh bridge]

Hey guys

[fierce star]

oh shi fr

[fresh bridge]

Wanna hear a joke?

!seabunny

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[fierce star]

bruddy can just not give a fuck

[heady palm]

106 remembers 1941 and grabs a fucking shotgun

[fresh bridge]

Fr

[heady palm]

"Ahh, the good days"

[heady palm]

What is this

[true sky]

touch grass simulator

[limpid laurel]

I mean

[meager slate]

Is that french

[limpid laurel]

You're mankurt

[true sky]

uh

[heady palm]

U mean what, tell me if its weird

[limpid laurel]

It's common to don't know kazakh living in Kazakhstan

[meager slate]

French

[limpid laurel]

But I think that this is pretty disrespectful

[true sky]

okay small guy

[meager slate]

Better than being french

[heady palm]

How is this disrespectful, i need to know the language if im born/living in the country?

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/slipping-penguin-funny-animals-cute-winter-gif-13064024

[limpid laurel]

Indeed

[heady palm]

Look, auro bullying people!

[meager slate]

No i'm kind and angelic

[heady palm]

Shes trying to bait people

[meager slate]

Angelic and kind

[heady palm]

U wont trick me!

[meager slate]

Innocent and angelic

[valid silo]

auro's pfp remindes me of those

female assasines in hl1

[idle trench]

why subway surfers 😭

[valid silo]

bro these things give me nightmares

I genuinly thought they were robots first time I played

[meager slate]

Gravy made this cool pfp

[fresh bridge]

Hey guys

[valid silo]

it's peak!

[meager slate]

It's me as an mtf

[true sky]

peter griffin episode

[fresh bridge]

Wanna hear a joke?

[valid silo]

I see

it's supposed to be an mtf

[heady palm]

Yes

[fresh bridge]

Okay

[valid silo]

still looks more like hl1 blackops ............

[meager slate]

Older MTF

[fresh bridge]

What happens when 106 walks into a bar?

[meager slate]

That's okay!

Its still cool

[heady palm]

U would die instantly as an mtf

[valid silo]

true

anything in hl1 is cool!

always is

[fresh bridge]

No she could sneak around an be deadly an efficient due to her small stature

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/gman-half-life-alyx-creepy-gif-16000932

[fresh bridge]

Back to the joke

[valid silo]

erm

that's

g-man from

hla

[fresh bridge]

What happens when 106 walks into a bar?

[valid silo]

🤓

[meager slate]

Not true

[valid silo]

not hl1

[true sky]

shut the fuck up

[heady palm]

So, no one could see her u think?

[fresh bridge]

Yeah

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-hl2-half-life2in-the-end-breaking-benjamin-gman-gman-gif-26553645

[fresh bridge]

Man fuck y’all

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/noob-blocked-thumbs-down-emoji-gif-27142977

[valid silo]

bro

what did I do

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life2-half-life-valve-hl2-hl-gif-25189478

[meager slate]

Truly heartbreaking

[fresh bridge]

What the fuck happens when 106 walks into a fucking bar??

[meager slate]

Nothing

[woeful whale]

Idk

[tight ermine]

Nothing

[valid silo]

nothing ever fucking happens

[true sky]

i'm starting to loose it

[meager slate]

This!!

[heady palm]

He kills everyone because he is the evilness himself

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-chud-chudjak-soyjak-90-seconds-to-nothing-gif-9277709574191520604

[fresh bridge]

Nothing, he walks right through it🤣🤣🤣

[heady palm]

More evil than auro

[true sky]

surface zone, megapatch 3, half life 3....

[fresh bridge]

Quincy and auro ruined it

[meager slate]

[warped magnet]

Definitely less realistic but I like it a lot more

[meager slate]

If you could see my smile rn

[valid silo]

surface zone will happen

[fresh bridge]

Nice

[woeful whale]

[valid silo]

half life 3

[tight ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/952649686278369351/1341086149502046238/nightmare.gif

[valid silo]

megapatch 3

they ain't!!

oh and also

opposign force 2

[true sky]

3d block car

[fresh bridge]

Is the revolver good or have you not tried it?

[valid silo]

I really want opposing force 2 bro

[heady palm]

Nvm, 106 is an angel compared to auro

[valid silo]

even more than hl3

[meager slate]

Up high twin

[valid silo]

I want my goat adrian shephard

[meager slate]

I am the big bad

[fresh bridge]

Is the revolver good or have you not tried it?

[meager slate]

The misunderstood

[heady palm]

SEE, SHES NOT THE ANGEL HERE!!

[meager slate]

Forg

[valid silo]

nah

you're the small bad

🤣

[remote sand]

What is this 😭

[meager slate]

I will slaughter you

[tight ermine]

You might get shot or stabbed

[woeful whale]

Revolver good, make sure you use buckshot, 2x scope, small barrel, flash stock

[meager slate]

This shit will turn into the neon level from ready or not

[valid silo]

only thing you slaughtering is my shins pal

[tight ermine]

Epic level though

[valid silo]

(I'm probably as tall as you 😭)

[fresh bridge]

I meant for onward

[meager slate]

Scary level

[woeful whale]

Use that onward

[true sky]

legalize drugs #drugs

[warped magnet]

It’s bad lol, way too niche

[meager slate]

Neon Tomb will be the new name of this server

[fresh bridge]

That was funny but not what I meant😭

[fresh bridge]

Aww man

[heady palm]

Revolver is trash with buckshot

[fresh bridge]

Was really looking forward to it being good

Yk what

I don’t care

[heady palm]

Ur supposed to do some cool headshots with it

[fresh bridge]

Ima be a cool ass Cowboy anyway

[tame hollow]

i already have prescription drugs at home

fight me

[true sky]

no

[valid silo]

revolver is like hard to hit with and probably cuz I have a skill sisue

*issue

[fresh bridge]

I’m talking about onward

[valid silo]

:(

[heady palm]

Idk, seems pretty easy to me

[valid silo]

I have no part in this conversation

[woeful whale]

If you read it you could telll it is a troll build

[minor goblet]

[true sky]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKYkOWgnLYI

[valid silo]

bro

I need my

black mesa: opposing force

there's like

[tame hollow]

@meager slate would you do drugs with me 👉 👈

[meager slate]

I will release the plague into this server

[valid silo]

an adrian shephard easteregg

in black mesa

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/schedule-schedule-1-steam-game-drugs-gif-8070089552193078416

[buoyant helm]

i arise

[meager slate]

Yes honey

[tame hollow]

jokes on you, my doc prescribed me 150g of pot

[heady palm]

I need 1 more art for the artist role

[valid silo]

go back

I repeat

go back!

[tame hollow]

💀

[true sky]

crazy

[valid silo]

abort the mission

[fresh bridge]

Grams??

[meager slate]

Let's make that 3

[fresh bridge]

you're doctor is high

get it?

[buoyant helm]

verstanden

[fresh bridge]

cause he prescribed weed

[valid silo]

bro

shut

[buoyant helm]

digging myself back into my grave

[heady palm]

I got no ideas for edits

[valid silo]

zip it

never say anything again

[tame hollow]

grams spunger

grams

3x 50g

[heady palm]

The only thing im doing good is edits

[fresh bridge]

im bad at multipling and i dont have a calc

[valid silo]

bro

it's just

3 50's

50 + 50

is 100

[fresh bridge]

okay?

[valid silo]

plus another 50

is 150

😭

[fresh bridge]

its a joke dawg

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/genius-reyleigh-gif-2624811426640502973

[woeful whale]

It's 860 g

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-gif-6146351594915160161

[valid silo]

never joke about being bad at math on my watch lil bro

[fresh bridge]

than k you bro

[meager slate]

Make an edit of me stabbing people

[fresh bridge]

"lil bro"

[valid silo]

yes

lil bro

[heady palm]

I need materials

[fresh bridge]

alright buddy😭

[valid silo]

cuz I'm big bro

cuz I'm always watching

[fresh bridge]

sure u are bud

champ

[heady palm]

And some catchy song

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-movie-projector-gif-19435282

[meager slate]

Look up from Auro has stab

[valid silo]

this is me btw

guys

face reveal

[heady palm]

On the server?

[meager slate]

Payday 2 armored to the teeth

[strong dune]

True

[fresh bridge]

wait auro

[meager slate]

Yeah

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/slipping-penguin-funny-animals-cute-winter-gif-13064024

[fresh bridge]

if you're 5'9 then why does everybody make fun of you being short

[meager slate]

Wah

[valid silo]

honestly..

[heady palm]

Are u sure this will earn me 2000 followers on youtube

[valid silo]

5'9 is pretty average..

(coming from a 5'4 guy)

[fresh bridge]

yeah

[meager slate]

I may be short but i am no liar

I am not 5'9

6'3

[woeful whale]

7'6

[valid silo]

people over 6 feet aren't real btw

they are goverment agents

[fresh bridge]

pretty short(5'8)

[valid silo]

it's about accepting your height 🙏

[woeful whale]

Idk I dont calculate with my foot

Im not into it

Sorry

[valid silo]

ngl I learned measuring height via feet because of how many americans I interact with

I kinda learne dit

*learned it

[meager slate]

Auro has: stab

[valid silo]

although I will NEVER ever in my life

learn how to use fehrenhite

that shit is not real

[fresh bridge]

discord holmes

[valid silo]

it's a lie

[meager slate]

I'm 5'

[heady palm]

Oh

[valid silo]

5'0

[fresh bridge]

ohh

[valid silo]

wait

[fresh bridge]

thats not bad

[valid silo]

like srsly??

[minor goblet]

*-5'

[fresh bridge]

5'0 isnt even short for women

[valid silo]

at least it ain't 4'11 🙏

[woeful whale]

🤏

[fresh bridge]

nah fr

[valid silo]

women's average is 5'4 no?

so it's fine!!

just 4 inches

[fresh bridge]

also based on region

[valid silo]

true

but truly

[fresh bridge]

4 inches is ALOT

[valid silo]

genetics is somewhat random too

your parents could be giants and you can be short

[true sky]

have you guys tested the minecraft april fools update

[meager slate]

Yeah..

[woeful whale]

No

[fresh bridge]

in hugary the average for women is 5'4.5

[meager slate]

hugary

[woeful whale]

Hugary is where everyone hugs?

[valid silo]

my dad's like

5'6-5'7 so like

I'm cooked

no way I'm getting any taller

[eager wadi]

womp womp

[fresh bridge]

im still growing my dads 6'3 and my moms side of the family all the ment are short asf😭

[valid silo]

nya-than shut!

[heady palm]

But it's nathan

[valid silo]

bro you better not get the wrong side of the family for your height 😭

[fresh bridge]

already taller then both my uncles

[fresh bridge]

i hope not bro😭

[valid silo]

it feels like

I inherit ALL the bad traits

and genetic diseases

from my maternal family

[woeful whale]

And what's in there

[valid silo]

I;m cooked

[fresh bridge]

i got ulcerative colitis from somebody in the tree so im pissed abt that

its not bad tho

[heady palm]

Chicken jockey on a chicken?

[true sky]

craft a mine

[fresh bridge]

place a block here and place a block there and then place another block here

[heady palm]

wait, they actually did something on the 1st april?

[true sky]

yes

[eager wadi]

is ok auro, i can give you piggy back rides when you like

[fresh bridge]

less then 12 hours to that nettspend concert🎉

[fresh bridge]

what the charisma

[meager slate]

[fresh bridge]

do i be productive today or take a 8 hour nap?

[meager slate]

Nap

[fresh bridge]

perfcet

[eager wadi]

nap

you can do that tomorrow

[eager wadi]

[inland wasp]

But…you can also….nap…tomorrow…

[novel nimbus]

A

[spare knoll]

Nap 😴 💤

[serene cobalt]

sigmar....?

[eager wadi]

raqda zghajra

[serene cobalt]

what

[eager wadi]

rieqed

[lunar bone]

Z

[strong dune]

!langgiberish

[eager wadi]

this guy gets it, im sleepin

[peak bane]

the new form of sleep?

chatting when sleeping?

[eager wadi]

no mcdonalds

[serene cobalt]

do you never do that

i do it all the time while sleeping

You're saying you don't?

[peak bane]

i do

[eager wadi]

yes

thats me yesterday

[heady palm]

Is that huberts moszka servant

[eager wadi]

no

[heady palm]

How did you transform into a capybara

Or

Are u a capybara?

[eager wadi]

i am

[heady palm]

How does it feels

[eager wadi]

im either a capybara or an owl

[meager slate]

Furry nyathan

Typical

[astral ibex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/980498431829241937/1356735661532516432/speed.gif

1 hour till Switch 2 Direct

[tight ermine]

7 years till GTA 6

[meager slate]

Soon

[eager wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/in-orbit-destiny2-capybara-onbroad-gif-26847789

[eager wadi]

im gonna force you on the floor and sit on your back

[still moth]

@meager slate i heard youre out here lying about your height again

5'1

[serene coyote]

5 years till Surface Rework

[heady palm]

Why would u think a half human half capybara would be a furry

[eager wadi]

i have a hairy body in general

[serene coyote]

monke flip

[tight ermine]

Freaky Nathan

[serene coyote]

dwarf

[eager wadi]

!rename @tardy walrus calls people good boy

[snow umbra]

Done.

[eager wadi]

weirdo

[astral ibex]

Nathan is a Furry
He showed me his OC

[eager wadi]

wuh?

[tardy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-coolin-slam-desk-rage-plaqueboymax-low-quality-videos-gif-1629536125606798692

[serene coyote]

i think we all saw Nathan's oc

[heady palm]

Send me a pic of it

[peak bane]

and it is not 1 april

[regal shoal]

My kids will see the scp update 🔥🔥🔥

[astral ibex]

Thats up to Nathan

[astral ibex]

[eager wadi]

what the flip dub

[meager slate]

Capybara activities

[eager wadi]

i have no furry oc

[tough tapir]

dub a rub

the evil twin

[meager slate]

Fark you

[tame hollow]

Let me draw you and auro a matching one

[meager slate]

I will shoot your ass when I see you

[tame hollow]

500 rubels

[still moth]

was ist fark

[meager slate]

My pfp is my oc

[eager wadi]

🤨

[meager slate]

Deine mutter

[tough tapir]

Farquad

[astral ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/point-gun-shoot-bang-bang-crying-scared-gif-15272562

Me when I have to gaslight our community because I'm bored

[valid silo]

this is nw staff

on the regular

btw

[eager wadi]

you have to gas?

just fart bro

[novel idol]

hello

[tough tapir]

Why be bored when you could just post

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/458030107324579841/1353888212413579284/caption.gif

wrong gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760551870673846317/1316386242086174770/togif.gif

[eager wadi]

[tame hollow]

Way ahead of you

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/babyfs-hi-babyfs-hi-babahaxson-baba-haxson-baba-gif-14577381479433662356

[eager wadi]

whar

[still moth]

アウロは小さいです。

[eager wadi]

!langjp

[snow umbra]

こんにちは。ここは英語圏サーバーです。日本語圏のコミュニティサーバーはこちらをどうぞ。

[peak bane]

nathan is shocked

[true sky]

You cant do that

[valid silo]

!langpr

oh man

why is pirate speak not here

I demand pirate speak be added in the commands

it'd be unironically funny

[true sky]

Please speak english or else

[near stirrup]

!langzh

[still moth]

Good afternoon. Here is the english-speaking server.

[meager slate]

Mean

[still moth]

Roughly

[near stirrup]

?

[eager wadi]

!langcn

[snow umbra]

您好，这是英文服务器，您可以加入中文服务器.

[meager slate]

Speak to me in a language i dont know

[still moth]

おはよう

[near stirrup]

oKaY

[tame hollow]

You heard me

[eager wadi]

bongu

[tame hollow]

Auro already has an mpreg OC

[true sky]

je veux manger potato et une Scp sl

[still moth]

これは日本語です。

[valid silo]

سوف يتم طردي من هذا السيرفير

[true sky]

[peak bane]

necəsən? yaxşılıqdır?

[true sky]

[meager slate]

A what oc

[astral ibex]

Found Nathans OC

[tame hollow]

lol

[meager slate]

Damn

[eager wadi]

whar

[meager slate]

Nathan caught

[meager slate]

Whats mpreg

[still moth]

thanks for giving me an excuse to get into the japanese mindset before class auro

[eager wadi]

rub you just drew that

[valid silo]

is that a middle finger or a thumbsup I have no idea!!!!!!!!

[true sky]

Nathan is a ubicorn ?

[tame hollow]

He doesnt know

[eager wadi]

man pregnant

[tame hollow]

Its better like that

[still moth]

ありがとうございます

[valid silo]

oh you innocent summer child

[meager slate]

Wow

[true sky]

🫃

[eager wadi]

or a man with an alcoholic belly

[meager slate]

I dont have an mpreg oc

[tame hollow]

Me when I eat at the buffet

[valid silo]

good

[true sky]

Prégnant Nathan

[valid silo]

nah that's me when I'm about to fard

[eager wadi]

your french leaked out

[serene coyote]

é

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/catpoof-gif-17446471031191054002

[serene coyote]

!langfr

[snow umbra]

Bonjour, vous êtes sur un serveur anglophone. Vous pouvez rejoindre le serveur communautaire Français de référence ici.

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/952649686278369351/1341086149502046238/nightmare.gif

[still moth]

also literally this would be "Good afternoon. Here, it is the english speaking area server."

but context makes a difference

[valid silo]

why did this taco disappear

[still moth]

and i find this quite humorous

[eager wadi]

idk "matching one" means

[valid silo]

hank why do you know japanese

*jank

typo

[tight ermine]

typo

[still moth]

wait i just realized something funny

[tame hollow]

Surprise

[tame hollow]

heisenberg-sama

[still moth]

does japanese not have a word for commune or community?

コミュニティ

komyunitei

[tight ermine]

This is a commune

[eager wadi]

guess im in for a surprise

[valid silo]

heisenberg but he is japanese

[still moth]

[valid silo]

and instead of having lung cancer

it's just the horrible work conditions

of japanese society

[still moth]

but a lot of words in japanese are treated this way

[valid silo]

and instead of drugs

he makes

anime

[eager wadi]

@hardy sleet

[still moth]

am I about to get fact checked in real time chat

[valid silo]

doubt it

[tight ermine]

(timezones)

[valid silo]

that person doesn't seem like

to be online

currently......

[eager wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-gfhehffg-inside_joke-gif-25438704

[still moth]

oh i thought they were lol

[tight ermine]

gfhehffg

[still moth]

but yeah a lot of stuff is purely contextual in japanese

[valid silo]

you will infact not get fact checked in real time

[eager wadi]

hi gfhehffg

[valid silo]

also same in arabic

[tardy walrus]

@rancid dome

[still moth]

you use the same word to describe plurals a lot apparently

which is very jarring to learn

[eager wadi]

noemi's thai

[valid silo]

stuff are written exactly the same from an objective point of view but vowels change meaning entirely

[tight ermine]

How good is Noemi's Japanese?

[tardy walrus]

they learn japanese

iirc

[rancid dome]

looking to*

[tardy walrus]

but might have the answer

bruh

[valid silo]

trolle

[rancid dome]

[eager wadi]

good one xor

[tight ermine]

Pls fact check after you've learned Japanese

[still moth]

join my classes they are fun

[tardy walrus]

useless

[still moth]

our instructor is funny

[rancid dome]

They free?

[tight ermine]

Of course!!!!

[valid silo]

curse of being poor

[still moth]

if you live in NY

[eager wadi]

then go learn japanese so you arent useless

[valid silo]

actually

you can't even

get in

[eager wadi]