!hubertrep
#general-chat
unreal gate
snow umbraBOT
sturdy flame
Guys, who wants a universal word in Russian that means almost all emotions?
polar spade
Dungeons and Dragons. Oh god no
low juniper
!hubertping
snow umbraBOT
polar spade
Guys, who wants a universal word in Russian that means almost all emotions?
No not really
unreal gate
Dungeons and Dragons. Oh god no
She dungeon on my dragon till i
orchid kraken
@sturdy flame
polar spade
She dungeon on my dragon till i
I will lock you in the dungeon with the dragon
sturdy flame
No not really
This word "пиздец, ахуеть, блять"
Using these three words, every Russian will look at you with a smile
unreal gate
This word "пиздец, ахуеть, блять"
polar spade
I really doubt that
inner walrus
What
unreal gate
I really doubt that
sturdy flame
Xdddddddd
sturdy flame
Yeah, Russians have a huge variety of obscenities
Now I'm using Yandex Translate
I have very terrible English
orchid kraken
Yeah, Russians have a huge variety of obscenities
I think russians should also try to be funny and not annoying =3
Especially in english SL servers
polar spade
Be gone with your multilingualism . This server is only for the superior English
!langru
snow umbraBOT
Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к русскоязычному серверу сообщества здесь.
unreal gate
I think russians should also try to be funny and not annoying =3
People are so hostile towards russians in valve games it's insane
Even if they didnt do anything wrong
sturdy flame
Especially in english SL servers
To be honest, I sometimes go to English servers, and often see our people yelling at the intercom "ГООООООООЙДА!"
orchid kraken
People are so hostile towards russians in valve games it's insane
I doubt that
Valve games are infested with russians
polar spade
People are so hostile towards russians in valve games it's insane
The CBM fiasco
orchid kraken
To be honest, I sometimes go to English servers, and often see our people yellin...
Goida must be unfunniest meme there
unreal gate
I doubt that
Valve games are infested with russians
Are you european
sturdy flame
Goida must be unfunniest meme there
Yeah
orchid kraken
Are you european
sturdy flame
Have you heard at least once in the intercom "СЦП СОСААААТЬ"?
orchid kraken
Have you heard at least once in the intercom "СЦП СОСААААТЬ"?
Oldest scp meme
sturdy flame
Oldest scp meme
7 years
orchid kraken
Praying you get a warn
sturdy flame
I doubt that
Valve games are infested with russians
Swarming, still swarming, of course, less than the British, but there are a lot of them there, and very often I hear in my direction "I fucked your mother", just because I am Russian, funny
unreal gate
https://tenor.com/view/true-austria-franz-josef-fleischkassemmel-fact-checked-gi...
Then surely you can see why people act hostile to them, because they populate servers where the majority of people don't understand their comms and it makes playing the game harder/more frustrating
But that doesn't make it justified until they say something back anyways
inner walrus
Embed fail
sturdy flame
Embed fail
inner walrus
sturdy flame
Yo we hating russians in this chat?
It's unbelievable
orchid kraken
Then surely you can see why people act hostile to them, because they populate se...
Most of them join English server and start talking russian, get banned and complain in discord server why they got banned, 90% they dont even understand when its clearly said "english only"
Even tho theres no need to know high english or be an English man to know what "ENGLISH" means
valid silo
I do not mind russians but I do agree that if someone is speaking any other language in an english server it does get annoying
inner walrus
🗿
sturdy flame
Even tho theres no need to know high english or be an English man to know what "...
I'll tell you this, we study English in schools
orchid kraken
I'll tell you this, we study English in schools
Yet fail to understand what english only means
sturdy flame
The fact that some people go to English servers and interfere with the game, yes, it's disgusting
valid silo
I too do see people who speak my language in nw servers sometimes but I always stick with english because that is da way!
orchid kraken
The fact that some people go to English servers and interfere with the game, yes...
And ita mostly sone 12yo (assuming by their voice)
stone quiver
Yo we hating russians in this chat?
we hate only bugs
sturdy flame
And ita mostly sone 12yo (assuming by their voice)
Yeah
inner walrus
stone quiver
we hate only bugs
they don't have politics, so we can hate them
valid silo
Harmful bugd are bad
sturdy flame
The older generation will not do this, they are smarter, and children simply have nothing to do
stone quiver
Harmful bugd are bad
orchid kraken
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/988931792843182175/1276271579604713563/ca...
Me trolling my team in csgo
i just suck
orchid kraken
https://tenor.com/view/bile-bile-titan-stick-bugged-gif-5435929987286904790
Helldivers 2 is literally Lost Planet 2 but 2024
stone quiver
valid silo
Cuz your argumemt can make perfect fucking sense but then a typo and it is ruined
stone quiver
yeah like one spelling mistake and you lost in the arguement
sturdy flame
Okay, I'll go on to do the rounds, bb
stone quiver
Helldivers 2 is literally Lost Planet 2 but 2024
unreal gate
Most of them join English server and start talking russian, get banned and compl...
This makes sense if not for the fact that they cant queue into russian only servers in games like CS2 or deadlock or tf2
orchid kraken
My normal pfp everywhere else
I see sometimes 2 instead of 1
orchid kraken
This makes sense if not for the fact that they cant queue into russian only serv...
Deadlock isnt even released tho
stone quiver
and im invisible
sturdy flame
yo
stone quiver
Boss?
stone quiver
I am are big boss.. and you are too
invisible
stone quiver
If you're invinicble how come i can destroy you?
Walking by the wall
stone quiver
that's not how it works
strange trellis
Daily Spongdal
sturdy flame
I know, however, it is more pleasant to communicate with a native speaker than with a computer
eternal rock
what is the objectively best SL server
stone quiver
what is the objectively best SL server
host in the console
eternal rock
host in the console
noone play in that server
stone quiver
noone play in that server
no anoying sweats, no cheaters, no rules breaker, no soundboards spam, no stupid teammates, no annoying people and etc.
nothing will go wrong there
eternal rock
nothing will go wrong there
jeff the killer spawns and jeff the kills me :/
inner walrus
what is the objectively best SL server
The servers you find the most enjoyable
stone quiver
jeff the killer spawns and jeff the kills me :/
he just expresses love like that
strange trellis
jeff the killer spawns and jeff the kills me :/
just be a good boy and go to sleep when he tells you to
brisk garnet
also yes job application rejections are automatic and arent hand written at all
"You may have received an automated rejection email but please ignore this as I misclicked when trying to invite you to interview"
stupid bitch
fossil wasp
thank you! sorry for delay.
gaunt talon
@low juniper how is it at Southwood
errant hollow
misty violet
<@691264895269994496> whats a cap badge
It’s a badge on military headdress usually denoting what service, branch, unit and/or trade you belong to.
brisk garnet
I have to fill in this form as part of foundation training for reserves but idk if have a cap badge
am i supposed to have one
misty violet
Do you have a beret
brisk garnet
yeah
misty violet
Do you have a little shiny thing on it
brisk garnet
i mean i think ive seen something like it when doing a kit check but i dont have access to it
misty violet
What country are you
brisk garnet
uk
misty violet
Oh you’re joining cadets or Reserve Force?
brisk garnet
reserve force
brisk garnet
army, royal logistic corps
brisk garnet
Army cringe
brisk garnet
ok thanks
misty violet
You are most welcome
Feel free to DM me on any questions regarding the Armed Forces.
swift imp
okay marshart
misty violet
Armed forces more like jedi with blasters
Our aim ain’t that good
tame hollow
how are you
Pretty good! Just had amazing food and my day trip has been fucking tits so far
Soobmarine visit
How's your day so far?
swift imp
aw that’s so good
lean plover
ayo, is that right
swift imp
have you ever been on a submarine
tame hollow
Yes
lean plover
that server infos of every server got broken
tame hollow
Its a museum, you can go inside and check out the tech
Think its like 2.50€ entrance fee
swift imp
How's your day so far?
its okay lol nothing amazing happened beside from my cold getting better
tame hollow
It used to be that iirc
tame hollow
its okay lol nothing amazing happened beside from my cold getting better
Get well soon!
lean plover
@eager wadi I'm sorry for pinging, but can you check please, is that right that server infos of every server got broken?
valid silo
<@304659754704175105> I'm sorry for pinging, but can you check please, is that r...
Your grave
Is ticking
It calls for you
tame hollow
It's an old WW2 submarine
lean plover
It calls for you
lean plover
polar spade
AI
swift imp
It's an old WW2 submarine
aren’t you scared it’s gonna explode
valid silo
Why would AI make this...
polar spade
tame hollow
aren’t you scared it’s gonna explode
Remember the nonchalant part?
valid silo
Studio ghibili being based as ever
tame hollow
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/877751507175505970/1355176268223741962/...
Deserved
unreal gate
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/877751507175505970/1355176268223741962/...
AI creators deserve protection in meat grinder
tame hollow
hahahaa
swift imp
even in the face of an explosion
polar spade
AI creators deserve protection in meat grinder
tame hollow
He doesnt know
valid silo
My toes don't knows
polar spade
No, you should start with unreality
valid silo
What is unreality...
swift imp
polar spade
You can always know morr
valid silo
What if I do not want more
polar spade
What if I do not want more
You assume you have an option
Consume
You shall consume more
valid silo
You could like remove the scp stuff and replace this with burgers and this'll be america btw
polar spade
Your brain will be filled with SCP
valid silo
Your brain will be filled with SCP
My brain already does
But like the mainstream cb stuff
polar spade
SCP is more important than your name
valid silo
Like everything that is in cb I do know
Everything that is outside cb
I'm illiterate
Cb is like my entire understanding of the scp universe I'm not even kidding
polar spade
polar spade
But there’s so much more
valid silo
polar spade
tame hollow
So fucking real
orchid kraken
https://tenor.com/view/scp-cb-scp-cb-containment-breach-containment-gif-12057663...
One of the most scariest scps for no particular reason yet most safe scp
fossil wasp
creepy crawler
valid silo
More like creepy climber
polar spade
One of the most scariest scps for no particular reason yet most safe scp
Until you get 4 guys to stare at every corner of the room
Then things get.. nasty
solemn flame
One of the most scariest scps for no particular reason yet most safe scp
could be a hilarious joke if it was added to SL without saying anything and people thought they were going insane
glass bronze
swift imp
So fucking real
you need to tell me some niche german places to go to that isn’t overpopulated by tourists
valid silo
could be a hilarious joke if it was added to SL without saying anything and peop...
And then remove it but also have it so in every patch it says "we removed it" kinda like minecraft's "we removed herobrine"
sour quartz
solemn flame
And then remove it but also have it so in every patch it says "we removed it" ki...
we did that for 055 once i believe
shouldve kept going lol
wait, apparently it was twice
in 11.1.1 and 13.4 🔥
solemn flame
im gonna delay the update by making translation have more to do for the changelog brb
and content
assuming we DIDNT remove 055
strange trellis
the wheel has spoken
valid silo
im gonna delay the update by making translation have more to do for the changelo...
Lysol.. don't do it...
strange trellis
!rep @errant hollow
snow umbraBOT
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
eager wadi
<@304659754704175105> I'm sorry for pinging, but can you check please, is that r...
what
valid silo
Otherwise you'll stop being my most fav nw member...
solemn flame
Lysol.. don't do it...
we WILL delay 14.1 to make translation and content go through changelogs again 🔥
valid silo
I'm telling hr about this
orchid kraken
could be a hilarious joke if it was added to SL without saying anything and peop...
This could be actually so funny and scary
valid silo
They shant't be pleased...
eager wadi
stone quiver
Be funny... if in 14.1 it says... we removed scp 055...
when 14.1 changelog says - added 055 
valid silo
This is me durning april 15th
orchid kraken
we WILL delay 14.1 to make translation and content go through changelogs again �...
WHERE IS
"Art Transmission #9" ?
glass bronze
!rep
snow umbraBOT
You need to wait 3 hours, 37 minutes, 15 seconds until you can give reputation again!
glass bronze
hm
eager wadi
!rep
valid silo
WHERE IS
"Art Transmission #9" ?
Doesn't x3j manage that
snow umbraBOT
You can give a rep!
eager wadi
!rep @bold talon
snow umbraBOT
You have just given @bold talon a reputation point!
solemn flame
WHERE IS
"Art Transmission #9" ?
i have plans that i cannot share right now... because the haters will sabotage...
(ill look into it)
orchid kraken
i have plans that i cannot share right now... because the haters will sabotage.....
Haters will never be same level as we
We are beyond their low iq comprehension
stone quiver
We are beyond their low iq comprehension
you are hater
orchid kraken
you are hater
No im a liker
tame hollow
you need to tell me some niche german places to go to that isn’t overpopulated b...
My town lol, but besides that, i've only ever been to larger cities. Pretty much comes down to what you consider touristy. We could have a VC chat later today, omw home.
Also, @eager wadi why not let her join our mc world
eager wadi
up to her
fossil wasp
Rate this emergency exit
cope 😎
eager wadi
Rate this emergency exit
when i run out of blocks to continue the wall
tame hollow
Train
fossil wasp
You were supposed to be on my side <:sobbeale:1016963790551650364>
“COPE”!!!
eager wadi
and maybe irl
tame hollow
fossil wasp
solemn flame
WHERE IS
"Art Transmission #9" ?
unfortunately may take a bit of time
tame hollow
unfortunately may take a bit of time
Took you long enough to write up that excuse
solemn flame
i was asking around
eager wadi
nah hes lazy
eager wadi
lysol post the 106 pd on twitter
solemn flame
lysol post the 106 pd on twitter
nathan post the youtube stream on saturday in game announcements
solemn flame
well, i got it on all the other platforms
eternal rock
I am quite fond of kitchen laboratory
tame hollow
I dont
solemn flame
i dont see why he'd say no, its more viewers and potentially more money
eager wadi
the only kitchen here is joseph's
solemn flame
i thought he'd like the kitchen yeah
eternal rock
Kitchen laboratory is ass
you only say that because you can't cook as NTF captain
eager wadi
Not the women simulator
!stab @tame hollow skibidi
eternal rock
(i can cook as mtf captain)
snow umbraBOT
joseph_1337#0 has been muted in this server.
tame hollow
you only say that because you can't cook as NTF captain
I can cook without that
!chef
snow umbraBOT
@tame hollow
eager wadi
!maid
snow umbraBOT
@tough tapir
fossil wasp
tame hollow
Auro leak
fossil wasp
solemn flame
garden warfare my beloved
orchid kraken
i was asking around <a:TROLL:980160485167095830>
solemn flame
https://tenor.com/view/half-life-black-mesa-gman-stop-gif-1136710120364100320
ughh fine!! scrapping all plans immediately
fossil wasp
garden warfare my beloved
who up gardening their warfare 
orchid kraken
ughh fine!! scrapping all plans immediately
Ueah im rehiring Gordon freeman.. in the flesh or rather in the hazard suit
solemn flame
no more 14.1 marketing, gonna drop it completely unannounced
snow umbraBOT
@meager slate 
acoustic moat
Its even funnier that I know more about what goes on internally than marketing
are you delusional
orchid kraken
no more 14.1 marketing, gonna drop it completely unannounced <a:TROLL:9801604851...
We have a deal
Was it a deal?
No it was just the
solemn flame
no
orchid kraken
It was the
valid silo
It was the
solemn flame
youll have to wait for the art transmissions 😔
meager slate
orchid kraken
youll have to wait for the art transmissions 😔
Uhhh waiting.. my worst enemy...
Waiting...
solemn flame
sl players worst nightmare
orchid kraken
Scp 5k update before 14.1 is crazy💔
valid silo
What do you mean I have to wait... for devs to work.... what do you mean devs are real people!?!?!?
serene coyote
Marketing team dead after 14.0
polar spade
Squeezed all the marketing out of them
orchid kraken
Marketing team dead after 14.0
Its that one dude on tiktok who steals everyones content who's marketing scp sl💔
polar spade
It took everything they had to market 14.0
strong dune
sl players worst nightmare
“Full server”
solemn flame
“Full server”
serene coyote
ChatGPT and Lysol make all marketing work
strong dune
“Youre being rate limited”
solemn flame
Scp 5k update before 14.1 is crazy💔
me when the studio with a paid game and has more money makes updates faster..
valid silo
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/944481779316817953/1320975729881780347/Si...
This is so true
solemn flame
😔
valid silo
Bro i just wanna hop on sl
orchid kraken
me when the studio with a paid game and has more money makes updates faster..
Arent they too on just hopes and prayers?
Oh wait their game cost money
solemn flame
nvm its way more
solemn flame
impresonating nw staff...
valid silo
impresonating nw staff...
Your honor
jolly arrow
hello staff
valid silo
I did it for the troll
strong dune
Am i doing a good job?
jolly arrow
i am aalexderaal
tame hollow
are you delusional
Yes but I also have two insiders
orchid kraken
impresonating nw staff...
Scp 5k is peak for its money, completed today all missions in a row with no deaths
orchid kraken
I love moments where you're surrounded by 15 guards praying all time because half game you have no medkits
acoustic moat
alright so you don't know anything happening within the marketing department
acoustic moat
is that it
tame hollow
I have astral projected my mind into marketing channels, no information is hidden from me
They gave 106 a worse ass than 939
acoustic moat
I know this type of joke is like comedy gold for SLcord culture but this escapes me
mighty crest
brain hacker is back
tame hollow
solemn flame
Scp 5k is peak for its money, completed today all missions in a row with no deat...
oh right didnt 5k add a thing so i dont have to restart the entire campaign if i die too many times
cause thats the reason i stopped playing it
tame hollow
oh right didnt 5k add a thing so i dont have to restart the entire campaign if i...
They had what
solemn flame
back when i played im pretty sure if you ran out of lives it was just done
orchid kraken
oh right didnt 5k add a thing so i dont have to restart the entire campaign if i...
Checkpoints?
solemn flame
i think?
tame hollow
super mario ahh spawns?
orchid kraken
You can start again in checkpoints from main menu
1 life run is way way more fun because acting like you will actually die irl too is hilarious
solemn flame
i just hated having to redo everything all over again
lime bay
Hello people
orchid kraken
Prison part last chapter is probably one of the shortest but also the hardest, you get surrounded by 20 guards and you barely have ammo at the end
solemn flame
got boring
pretty sure i only ever made it to the uhh
like road past the storage area
then i didnt want to redo everything again
orchid kraken
i just hated having to redo everything all over again
I hated this pre c1 overhaul
'Restart generators' 0/5
C1 overhault maxe it soooo much better and playable
tame hollow
orchid kraken
Solo runs are also way fun because playing online you'll have 3 dudes speedrun game and you will stand confused all time
jolly arrow
yoo this is SL? looking crazyyy
solemn flame
oh i did play solo
eager wadi
poor alice
gaunt talon
Prison part ~~last chapter~~ is probably one of the shortest but also the hardes...
Had more problems with the D-class
eager wadi
gaunt talon
When going up
tame hollow
poor alice
Bold of you to assume i'd ever consider doing that to alice
Alice is taken, I can't make a bro unhappy
eager wadi
fair, hubert still needs to keep calling her french
orchid kraken
Had more problems with the D-class
Dclass were more menacing than guards
orchid kraken
Guards/guard zombie had more HP but dclasses were more precise with guns
solemn flame
fair, hubert still needs to keep calling her french
@unkempt tree french
swift imp
My town lol, but besides that, i've only ever been to larger cities. Pretty much...
lol okay 
errant hollow
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/877751507175505970/1355176268223741962/...
AI creators deserve to be fucking thrown off a cliff
unkempt tree
<@235063489960476672> french
;edbihgfv;sediwuhvgf;sedrhfvg'dsofrrehgv'ioderfjugv
I am not french
tame hollow
@unkempt tree french
eager wadi
Also, <@304659754704175105> why not let her join our mc world
@swift imp
eager wadi
And called me french
belgian french
unkempt tree
;-;
unkempt tree
Your computer is gaslighting you into believing your belgian
It literally created the keyboard layout for french when I reset the pc, and then I couldn't delete it for a while
tame hollow
hon hon hon
unkempt tree
I don't use an azerty keyboard, but a qwerty one
tame hollow
Hey alice, did you see where I was today
solemn flame
;edbihgfv;sediwuhvgf;sedrhfvg'dsofrrehgv'ioderfjugv
swift imp
<@397118503871840256>
okay i’ll join 
tame hollow
tame hollow
I will remove england and france from the world map
unkempt tree
unreal shadow
90% would say remove france
what did the french do to you man?
honest swan
hello
tame hollow
what did the french do to you man?
Exist
swift imp
french people are good for croissants
honest swan
I have a problem.
strong dune
Je pas parle le francais
Je ne parle pas français.*
solid echo
Je ne parle pas français.*
I CAN, i shouldve not use pas
jolly arrow
!rep
snow umbraBOT
You need to wait 2 hours, 45 minutes, 33 seconds until you can give reputation again!
unkempt tree
90% would say remove france
Real
eager wadi
I have a problem.
they left
eager wadi
I will remove england and france from the world map
@swift imp 
rip bozo
solemn flame
I am not french
oh yeah its okay cause living next to quebec i also get called french sometimes
i feel your pain
eager wadi
oh yeah its okay cause living next to quebec i also get called french sometimes
hi quebecian
valid silo
oh yeah its okay cause living next to quebec i also get called french sometimes
I know someone from quebec...
But they're actually like british
solemn flame
that would be an interesting combo back in british north america
tame hollow
<@397118503871840256> <a:HappyWave:1351698917057626152> rip bozo
I dont think anyone would miss the garbage pile in the atlantic
Because
Look at this
unreal shadow
that would be an interesting combo back in british north america
this isint the 1700's
tame hollow
unreal shadow
no one calles north america british nortn america
unkempt tree
oh yeah its okay cause living next to quebec i also get called french sometimes
At least we aren’t alone in the pain 
solemn flame
no one calles north america british nortn america
hence why i was referring to the 1700s
unreal shadow
ornate barn
Northwood, please hire me. I need a job.
eager wadi
earl of sandwich made the sandwich cause their food is still as if the germans were flying over
unreal shadow
Northwood, please hire me. I need a job.
they dont pay
ornate barn
they dont pay
i know
tame hollow
earl of sandwich made the sandwich cause their food is still as if the germans w...
Literally
glass bronze
unreal shadow
ornate barn
<#1279953987520565282>
Moderation is not a job, it's slavery :(
valid silo
Moderation is not a job, it's slavery :(
Twll that to the mods here!!
true sky
french people are good for croissants
tough tapir
ask rub-a-dub
gaunt talon
Who's dub
true sky
dubby
tough tapir
rub
unreal shadow
of course a man named rub a dub is apart of hr
tame hollow
Do NOT rub this man
tame hollow
of course a man named rub a dub is apart of hr
His previous name has been shitfart
unreal shadow
how did he get hired
valid silo
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/827601423529017374/1354492518443651113/wa...
Man..
unreal shadow
with a name like that
valid silo
I cannot wait for granoula to see this
unreal shadow
i get that but shit fart?
tame hollow
Farting while shitting
Shitting while Fartin 
eager wadi
Farting while shitting <:SteamHappy:1157333712950800497>
Shitting while Fartin ...
its all shit n giggles till i giggle n shit
tough tapir
gigs and shittles
tame hollow
As long as you do it on the shitter
valid silo
I giggle and shittle
unreal shadow
that sounds like a ice spice bar
if you dont know who that is consider yourself lucky
strong dune
Green
swift imp
skittles are disgusting anyone who eats them needs to get publicly executed via guillotine
orchid kraken
skittles are disgusting anyone who eats them needs to get publicly executed via ...
sae's are disgusting anyone who's named Sae, needs to get publicly executed via guillotine
tame hollow
M&Ms better
gaunt talon
M&Ms better
Truth nuke
glass bronze
eager wadi
M&Ms better
yup
swift imp
sae's are disgusting anyone who's named Sae, needs to get publicly executed via ...
i stand my ground on this it tastes horrible and the ads were never funny
orchid kraken
i stand my ground on this it tastes horrible and the ads were never funny
Never ate skittle so i never know
glass bronze
Sand better 
true sky
grass
true sky
glass
fossil wasp
tight ermine
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/482023591332806656/1011480532816769024/...
@fossil wasp moment
fossil wasp
<@1241267716153806930> moment
“you’re vegetarian because you love animals. i’m vegetarian because i HATE plants!”
strong dune
skittles are disgusting anyone who eats them needs to get publicly executed via ...
Okay mister i have good taste
What do you like
true sky
glass is savory sand
easter egg for sl: guard with modeled hubert face
valid silo
My lawyer has advised me to say thjs
Please do not eat glass
It can be bad for your health
glass bronze
Please do not eat glass
sand and glass are yummy
fossil wasp
easter egg for sl: guard with modeled hubert face
nah. instead we’re modeling your face to be hubert’s
glass bronze
swift imp
Okay mister i have good taste
smarties
eager wadi
Never ate skittle so i never know
imagine m&ms, but tastes dull
eager wadi
nah
eager wadi
buy chocolate instead
orchid kraken
do not worry, just finish your art and you'll get money
I got 0€ as donation from MWSTW
eager wadi
dairy milk 
true sky
I got 0€ as donation from MWSTW
Mozska Wolwerine Secret Tea Warriors?
orchid kraken
Mozska Wolwerine Secret Tea Warriors?
Man who sold the world
orchid kraken
true sky
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/944481779316817953/1320975729881780347/Si...
SL main menu is so ass
stone quiver
SL main menu is so ass
add gore into SL menu
true sky
add gore into SL menu
orchid kraken
add gore into SL menu
Garry's Mod Workshop incident
true sky
Garry's Mod Workshop incident
glue
ebon flare
orchid kraken
I got my paycheck yesterday
Nevermind i got magically 450€ out from no where
And.... 200€ is gone
Please kill me
orchid kraken
My parents refuse to let me live alone, retards i cant live my entire life with ya, not to mention them being dramatic always to the point any human would not want to live with them
unreal shadow
And.... 200€ is gone
Is that a lot?
orchid kraken
Theres literally apartment
300€ and 30m², best thing for a single person
unreal shadow
It sounds like a lot
orchid kraken
It sounds like a lot
Well yes
unreal shadow
Im America so I have no idea how much 200 euros is worth
orchid kraken
Im America so I have no idea how much 200 euros is worth
Literally 200 dollar with some -+
Im lazy to convert
tame hollow
My parents refuse to let me live alone, retards i cant live my entire life with ...
Are you over 18
If so
Just move out
orchid kraken
Are you over 18
19 next month, i can live myself with no problem, i have a job and any documents needed for it
eternal rock
the fuck is going on in kitchen lab why is 939 invisible
ebon flare
Im America so I have no idea how much 200 euros is worth
I think probably like ~240
orchid kraken
They cant force you to stay
Funnily enough they're ready to kill me on spot if i do so, and i mean it
ebon flare
So I can continue my tf2 gambling
Brother is not opening a crate after this
orchid kraken
I had entire hour conversation with them why i wanna live alone and move out, how i am prepared and have it covered, i ended up talking to a wall and got entire essay on why im useless
tame hollow
Cease and desist, move to a different city
ebon flare
I had entire hour conversation with them why i wanna live alone and move out, ho...
makes sense manipulators gonna manipulate or become the most hated thing
gaunt talon
!rep @orchid kraken
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astral ibex
<@316703271274151936>
ebon flare
orchid kraken
makes sense manipulators gonna manipulate or become the most hated thing
Funnily enough that i am paying for rent and for food like if i am the parent and they're children
Why make children when ur not financially stable
tame hollow
Why make children when ur not financially stable
Time to pump out 7 kids
Welfare be like
ebon flare
Welfare be like
😭
ebon flare
Funnily enough that i am paying for rent and for food like if i am the parent an...
Are you paying rent for them or are they making you pay rent to live there
orchid kraken
Are you paying rent for them or are they making you pay rent to live there
Mix of both
ebon flare
what do you mean by both?
orchid kraken
what do you mean by both?
Well everytime i get my paycheck, first thing they do while im asleep is use my bank account to pay the rent, and this also makes ME lose money on which i worked on, also even get a chance to buy rent for myself
tame hollow
They have access to your bank account?
orchid kraken
I dont have a choice but to say yes and let em pay for rent with my money
orchid kraken
They have access to your bank account?
Entire phone
tame hollow
What
Like deadass what
Did they ever hear of privacy?
Id change every password and shit
ebon flare
if you separate yourself from them you gotta do it fast
tame hollow
Remove them from my own bank account etc
orchid kraken
I got my phone once broken because i refused to tell password
tame hollow
I got my phone once broken because i refused to tell password
Did you pay for the phone?
orchid kraken
Did they ever hear of privacy?
I dont have anything to hide but still, no one wants strangers going through their chats
orchid kraken
Did you pay for the phone?
Yes i bought my phone
tame hollow
Yeah, next time grab theirs and throw it against the wall or something
ebon flare
I got my phone once broken because i refused to tell password
whenever you move out, change everything
tame hollow
Yeah, next time grab theirs and throw it against the wall or something
Or better yet, go file a report at the police for damaged property...
orchid kraken
whenever you move out, change everything
Thats obvious first thing I'll do
tame hollow
Sounds like your parents place is hell
ebon flare
Or better yet, go file a report at the police for damaged property...
they could do so much than that
orchid kraken
Sounds like your parents place is hell
Stereotypical parents are worst parents
tame hollow
Id talk to some government institution in your area to move you out asap
Those are not normal living conditions...
Almost like they think they own you
tf
ebon flare
I don’t know how eu/european countries laws work but it feels super criminal what they are doing
ebon flare
As hes over 18
still that shit is awful, worse to do to a minor
orchid kraken
I don’t know how eu/european countries laws work but it feels super criminal wha...
When you two are extremely stereotypical and financially unstable so you two go fuck and make a child so he works for you
Smart move
God forbid anyone to have these kind of parents
shrewd gull
Sounds mighty rough Nox
orchid kraken
Tbh dumbest argument a parent can give is "i clothed you, i fed you and i raised you" ok? Thats literally parents responsibility?
ebon flare
Tbh dumbest argument a parent can give is "i clothed you, i fed you and i raised...
The government could have done that for you😭
tame hollow
Dont put a child into the world and expect applause for the consequences
shrewd gull
Tbh dumbest argument a parent can give is "i clothed you, i fed you and i raised...
That time’s long past tho
ebon flare
Tbh dumbest argument a parent can give is "i clothed you, i fed you and i raised...
The worst part about that is whenever a parent is on child support and welfare too
tame hollow
Yeah so doing backreading, i highly recommend moving out asap from that place and maybe even cutting contact
Because that shit is like being held hostage and being a paypig
shrewd gull
Is cutting contact really all so nessacary
orchid kraken
The worst part about that is whenever a parent is on child support and welfare t...
They can get the child support, i dont care abt that, i only want my privacy and the way i want to live without my money being taken away second its on account and getting my phone checked if i have entire gallery of 18+ in it
tame hollow
They can get the child support, i dont care abt that, i only want my privacy and...
Fun fact, at least in germany, if the child moves out, the child support goes to the childs bank account
Not the parents
ebon flare
They can get the child support, i dont care abt that, i only want my privacy and...
they ain’t checking for that
shrewd gull
That’s a fact
orchid kraken
If i turn 20 and they still dont allow me to move out, im still going out
orchid kraken
1 year only, to see if they changed mind and if their brains have evolved
ebon flare
1 year only, to see if they changed mind and if their brains have evolved
It’s been 19
tame hollow
The only reason i stayed at my parents place until 25 was because to financially support them willingly. They never forced me for shit or asked for anything in return, even offered me to stay as long as i want.
Moved out last year so they get more welfare bonuses, my paycheck reduced their welfare quite a bit
polar spade
In my culture, you dont really move out until you’re old enough to be married
odd minnow
Sorry to hear you’re dealing with that Nox. That’s absolutely horrible what you’re going through and you deserve much better
polar spade
Hell most dont move out until they are married
orchid kraken
It’s been 19
Lets just count till ive turned 17, cuz any 17yo can apply for rent here in austria
May God forgive me for things I've told abt parents but its true all
polar spade
I can understand being overprotective of your child. I assume you’re the eldest. But this is overboard
ebon flare
more then possessive
orchid kraken
I can understand being overprotective of your child. I assume you’re the eldest....
My dad moved out when he was 18, why cant i?
limpid vector
My dad moved out when he was 18, why cant i?
you should
I want to move out when I do become 18 myself as well
limpid vector
I want to move out when I do become 18 myself as well
(housing crisis tho might fuck up everything)
lucid wind
Imagine if they made pocket dimension actually take skill instead of luck 🙏
orchid kraken
Imagine if they made pocket dimension actually take skill instead of luck 🙏
Luck is better
polar spade
Both suck
iron gyro
Hi
orchid kraken
Its better to have randomized exits than skill related or whatever you mean by that
lucid wind
Its better to have randomized exits than skill related or whatever you mean by t...
Like make it a hard parkour or something like that, RNG isnt fun in my opinion
orchid kraken
Like make it a hard parkour or something like that, RNG isnt fun in my opinion
No
That be easy exit for anyone who has more than 10 hours in that game
lean totem
https://tenor.com/view/lotta-words-wow-thats-a-lot-of-words-not-reading-that-not...
Where’s the rest of the words
Wtf
polar spade
https://tenor.com/view/lotta-words-wow-thats-a-lot-of-words-not-reading-that-not...
Okay self upvoter
lean totem
Eh you guys probably know what it says already
polar spade
Where’s the rest of the words
Wasnt bothered to show them
bold talon
!rep @eager wadi
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bold talon
eager wadi
verbal grove
Abt scp 127 or whatever
orchid kraken
@verbal grove
limpid vector
Make it cheer while you shoot civilians in light containment
verbal grove
<@1110043087159427114>
Bros holding nothing 🥀🥀
jolly arrow
!rep
snow umbraBOT
You can give a rep!
orchid kraken
Bros holding nothing 🥀🥀
Me as a kid imagining a gun
jolly arrow
@valid silo yo want?
orchid kraken
!rep @gaunt talon
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jolly arrow
the rep
red raven
!rep @tacit sparrow
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near estuary
rop
alpine dagger
.
cedar temple
how to check what keybinds are set
gilded timber
how to check what keybinds are set
Type cmdbind in your console!
orchid kraken
Whoever is responsible for discord mobile should be killed and hanged to rot
quiet basin
Whoever is responsible for discord mobile should be killed and hanged to rot
It could’ve been worse
On the beta version, the notif icons were just a red circle
No numbers or anything
mighty lodge
before the newest update message requests literally did not have a notif at all
no red numbers
last galleon
hello im have big problem with game where i can report this and get help?
verbal grove
Idk
fossil wasp
hello im have big problem with game where i can report this and get help?
look for your issue on https://discordapp.com/channels/330432627649544202/1098299774291157043 but if you can not find/resolve it then open up a ticket at https://discordapp.com/channels/330432627649544202/968248941994971187
brisk garnet
omfg i hate people staring at me when i ride my bike
gaunt talon
run them over
brisk garnet
two old fucks just dawdled at me as i went past so i just said fuck off
brisk garnet
Maybe they think its a cool ass bike
no they're staring at it cus its pink
brisk garnet
Checking you out
i dont want old men checking me out thanks
strange trellis
pink is cool but purple is better
somber raptor
dim plover
Sorry to hear you’re dealing with that Nox. That’s absolutely horrible what you’...
Hello, is true that noclip is not a cheat???
mystic folio
<@1110043087159427114>
sleek estuary
Hello, is true that noclip is not a cheat???
noclip is a ingame feature
dim plover
accessible through the Remote Admin
wow, exceptional knowledge
mystic folio
guys wtf is that
sleek estuary
i didn't know the pistol in light spawned with 0 ammo
it doesnt/shouldn't
lilac frost
it doesnt/shouldn't
It did when i picked it up
sleek estuary
modded server?
lilac frost
I mean it has nothing heavily modded
Only scp swap
And that's all
Nothing when it comes to weapons
sleek estuary
somber raptor
guys wtf is that
it's a button
solar hound
why did they get rid of the zombie nodding
somber raptor
to release handcuffs
lilac frost
pretty sure its fixed
I can send a clip but it doesn't show when i picked it up because i clipped too late
rancid ivy
does anyone here know how to do laplace transforms and can explain what f(0) is supposed to be on something where every term is divided by S
mystic folio
to release handcuffs
has the guard tied up the d class and can I untie it with this button?
somber raptor
has the guard tied up the d class and can I untie it with this button?
yes if someone handcuffs someone else you can uncuff them with this button
sleek estuary
I can send a clip but it doesn't show when i picked it up because i clipped too ...
what gun is it called
i forgor
rancid ivy
the integral 0-14 was correct
mystic folio
yes if someone handcuffs someone else you can uncuff them with this button
oke thx
somber raptor
yeah im not doing math at 9PM
somber raptor
what gun is it called
COM-15?
lilac frost
what gun is it called
The default pistol with the silencer
rancid ivy
come on man it's 1 laplace transform help a fella out
i just gotta know what its asking
sand blade
rancid ivy
ur not here yet
im not asking anyone to do my math im asking what tf it even wants
it asks for F(0) but all terms are divided by the variable
unreal gate
it was in a older version
I checked the bug tracker, and there hasn't even a mention of the COM-15 in a bug
sleek estuary
a bug report was sent 4 months ago but its closed now
unreal gate
So either it's lost to the ether of the trello or the bug affected modded servers only (but I do remember experiencing it in a official beta server)
unreal gate
https://git.scpslgame.com/SCPSL/SCPSL/-/issues/1584
1584?
The newest issue is 1052
Also it told me to log in
with NW CAS
sleek estuary
uh
oops
thats the internal one
but yeah it was reported but closed, i can check on the status of it
unreal gate
thats the internal one
mystic folio
yes if someone handcuffs someone else you can uncuff them with this button
what is it?
somber raptor
what is it?
it's not an effect
gaunt talon
what is it?
Is this your first time in ra
sleek estuary
i didn't know the pistol in light spawned with 0 ammo
ok im a little slow. the issue will be fixed in 14.1
lilac frost
ok im a little slow. the issue will be fixed in 14.1
got it
mystic folio
it's not an effect
I understand that these are effects, but I don't understand what they do
mystic folio
Is this your first time in ra
too
somber raptor
I understand that these are effects, but I don't understand what they do
gimme a sec
mystic folio
and this too
send monospaced, what is it
somber raptor
what is it?
Strangled was the effect 3114 gave you when strangling you. it is no longer in use
Traumatized is the effect you have permanently after escaping the pocket dimension. it makes it so 106 can instakill you and so that you get the effect and ambient music when being chased by 106
Disabled is an effect you have for 20 seconds after escaping the pocket dimension. it slows you down
Corroding slowly takes away your health
Concussed is an effect you can get if you're near an explosion. It makes your screen blurry, the blur increases the more you move your screen
**Vitality **is an effect given after eating Green Candy. it blocks all negative effects except for Amnesia, Blindness, Blurriness, Cardiac Arrest, Deafened, Decontaminating, Ensnared, Flashed, Pocket Corroding, Scanned, Severed Hands, Sinkhole, Slowness, Strangled, Traumatized
Rainbow Taste is the effect you get when eating Rainbow Candy, it reduces by 40% the severity of negative effects like Asphyxiated, Bleeding, Burned, Disabled, Hemorrhage, Hypothermia, and SCP-207
somber raptor
and this too
send monospaced, what is it
monospaced means each character is the same width
this text is written with a PROPORTIONAL font, meaning each character has different widths, this is noticeable with characters like i and m
this text is written with a MONOSPACED font, meaning each character has the same width, you can see i and m, for example, occupy the same space
somber raptor
monospaced means each character is the same width
this text is written with a P...
monospaced font is basically typewriter font
empty hearth
**Strangled** was the effect 3114 gave you when strangling you. it is no longer ...
“it is no longer in use”
mystic folio
can you please explain this, I don't understand what's responsible for what, and I'll go ahead and teach the rules for the admin)
mystic folio
**Strangled** was the effect 3114 gave you when strangling you. it is no longer ...
I'll read it now
somber raptor
can you please explain this, I don't understand what's responsible for what, and...
at this point i'll just
https://en.scpslgame.com/index.php?title=Remote_Admin
brisk garnet
how i feel asking the aldi staff if they have any chocolate milk left
mystic folio
**Strangled** was the effect 3114 gave you when strangling you. it is no longer ...
I got it, thanks, I'll remember it all right (especially if I don't know English), but I should have at least known)
mystic folio
monospaced means each character is the same width
this text is written with a P...
Interesting, I understand you
mystic folio
at this point i'll just
*https://en.scpslgame.com/index.php?title=Remote_Admin*
There's only Cassie's words that I can put in there.
jolly arrow
who should i rep
orchid kraken
who should i rep
plush gale
hmmmm yes raw dogging servers in 2025
eager wadi
steam having issues
strong dune
I have noticed
strong dune
@jaunty umbra are you on northwood rn?
jolly arrow
!rep @strong dune
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jaunty umbra
nope
strong dune
Fuck off
jolly arrow
shrewd gull
dont be rude
eager wadi
eager wadi
ur buns bunsthan
096 getting damage resistance
plucky wigeon
humbled real quick
strong dune
dont be rude
I just dont want the rep
plucky wigeon
!rep @strong dune
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delicate bramble
strong dune
Stop it
true sky
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/755611873600077905/958802635111157840/o...
Stealing unfinished content 💔
orchid kraken
Stealing unfinished content 💔
He stole my csgo intro even lmao
Why even steal WIPS!!!!
brisk garnet
are you sure?
shrewd gull
Bro so greedy
brisk garnet
true sky
He stole my csgo intro even lmao
Bro needs that money 🥀
shrewd gull
Bro needs that money 🥀
How much money tho
true sky
onyx iron
scarlet pike
I've traded in that power for a far dumber one
eager wadi
then fell down
true sky
Like someones animante for him?
orchid kraken
Like someones animante for him?
Yes
orchid kraken
steals my WIP
someone asks where he made these
bro answers with blender
orchid kraken
You tiktok sucks never cook again please
I AM SHADOWBANNED
true sky
orchid kraken
All my vids only get 400 views WHILE SOMEONE WHO STEALS 300K??
true sky
Is austria russian country
true sky
Arent you russian
orchid kraken
Arent you russian
Austrian
true sky
ok
true sky
banned him from the discord
Hé Will still find a way
shrewd gull
banned him from the discord
Leak his info
true sky
💔
shrewd gull
💔
orchid kraken
💔
Theres dude MrPiruha who makes edit
90% of his edits are with my man who sold the world 🛌
shrewd gull
All the content you could steal you chose sl
true sky
Who the fuck is sisi
orchid kraken
Who the fuck is sisi
Thats what im saying
Pretending to have animator who makes these