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his shit was his downfall
@sleek estuary brother can you tell him to not be cringe near me
milion
least obvious photoshopped picture
🥀

!rank
#bot-commands
🥀
🥀
Nice lol
ok buddy

you obviously got bored of denty's reels
he reacted to my reels i sent him but didnt send any back
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Imagine not replying to reels
he did but he ain’t send any back
yoo i need job can i get hired by northwood pls
i am doing projectmanagement class rn so i am good at that shi
doing stuff
Yummy mangos
Or is it mangoes?

Those who know 💀 Mango mango mango

Let the people who work there decide
Cuz idk where to apply
thanks memeus
nothing listed atm
i am not asian
First one
Oh I see

what
position
Crazy
Oh ahha
Bro is not making it out the jail
Keep it sfw please



instead of counting like 1 missisisipi 2 missisiisspi we should count like: 1 hawk 2 hawk
🐟

I count like 1 one thousand 2 one thousand
🎣 ♒ ♒ 🌊 ♒ 🐟 🐠 🐟
...
We don’t talk about it
osha wants to find your location
Health insurance providers would like to know your information
Too bad I already avoid my taxes
I mean what
egg
Discord don’t do this
Cant get worse than the league feet avatar
or was it streetfighter
Dunno


It was street fighter

sfw stands for So F**king What?
So I mean
sfw stands for safe for work
Lies
Agreed
sexy fuckin women
Lol
Is it a multiple in one?
No i
No it’s just normal shampoo
But
It smells like glue
39 in 1 shampoo
Scary
Yes
1 in 9762662 actually
Includes glue
let me guess you also use lynx africa
no it's like deodorant
yeah that's why i said also
I see
whats that
Tim hortons
whats that
You may not
Tim hortons is a Canadian made fast food chain created by the famous Tim Horton hockey player, made in 1964 Tim hortons is Canadas biggest fast food and cheapest chain to date
why did a hockey player make it
It’s also owned by a Brazilian company that owns Burger King

For the fun of it
He made good coffee
So he just made the brand
but whats it gotta do witjh brazil
Idk some company owns them
hows it gone from canada to brazil
They also own Burger King
riddle me this memeus
ok but who actually eats burger king
ok that makes sense
Dudeee they're making a new cartoon of El Chavo Del 8
Uh
Idk what show that is
I’m assuming it’s Mexican cuz of the “el”

It's from Mexico, but it got REALLLY popular in Brazil as well
It's like a comedy show
It's really good lmfao
There were adult actors playing as children lol
This was Chavo btw
its cool el Chavo del 8 is still around after all these years
Like
After like 30-50 years I think?
i believe that it is a good comedy
Huh
We’re you failing before
It was an awesome show
I didn't liked the sad parts tho 💀
They used to make me upset
And they still do 😭
It still is great actually tbh
I was at a low D
Cause ughhh
h
calculus is hard
just use photomath
I have the perfect reason to play SL
I want to yell at people
Not in an angry way but a “IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK GIVE ME A MEDKIT” way
Also don’t do this you won’t learn shit and you’ll struggle where it matters most, lock in
Real bro real
is it business calculus
Anyone wanna make like a series? A show?
What kind of series or show
Give us some info
Is it going to be a regular show 
How do I join
Regular show hell yeah
Idfk
anything for another episode man
Definitely like explosive and shit
Total drama island
are you sure
Stinky French man
an scp sl show
yeah very funny croissant
Hell yeah
Now tell me
Sooo, first my name is Santiago
are you sure?
And I'm fuckin desperate (kinda)
Are you?
Are you?
#media-posts message is it gonna be like this
But imagine a total drama island in SL
are... you?
Are YOU?
SEA SALT I NEED YOU SEA SALT
Are you?
You mean with dark/ horror theme with those soldier-like appearance includded??
Yeah
this shit is NOT ok i genuinely might quit discord
theyre making the ads larger w every update i just noticed too
With the theme inspired by Doom Game, some Catholic themes, Space Marine style, sci-fi, & horror like and a little mix of regular show too
I struck gold for my university housing
did you know that dorms give you no rights
Priavte room // shared bath for $8700 a year, which is cheaper than pretty much everything else on campus
did you know!!! people can raid ur room without your consent or a warrant
dont do weed
im a reserved person the dorms are fine for me
:(
Are you sure?
Dog
Car
wghat,,,,,,,,,
do you get paid at northwood
genuinely curious
bc it seems like a better side job than retail
Some portions are paid (by bounty or other tasks ect modeling or so) Some roles are voluntary only and there is no payment involved in that
Like me. I do my part as Quality Assurance supervisor to make sure all bugs , bugreports are properly logged and forwarded to the programing team. I personally say from my side. I don't want to get paid for my part. This Is a passion project for me. And for allot others as well
oh fun
do you get a funny tag in scp sl above ur head
thats the most important thing
Most Management roles are also paid Monthy
id do anything for vanity 😔
oh well i have
Yes, all Northwood staff get an ingame global tag :D
very tight schedule so i cant do that kinda stuff
#1 benefit
i will apply after i finish like
moving idk
if theyre open then
Good luck!
Unless...
Obviously lol
where do i find the apps btw
👽
https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/1279953987520565282 lists all our currently open positions
You'll also get a ping whenever we open any more since you have the notification role
Me being a freelance EH be like 
heck
Trying to get an actual job
I was about to say "dang it I can't apply I'm not 18" then remembered that my 18th birthday was literally 5 days ago lol
Happy (late) Birthday!!
We try
Lol
If only I could get an IT job and leave retail
I'm required to sell credit cards like GUH
That feeling when you realise you’re old
Ikr?
i wish we could be unemployed forever
I'm in foster care tho so Bridges is good
Imagine being able to hack computers and brains but not being able to do it cause foster care
(You should totally ask me what hacking brains mean)
what does hacking brains mean
elon musk brain chips
I'm also a hypnotist
neuralink
Nah
literally an army of human slaves for the first person to find a backdoor
Hypnotism lol
does it actually work though
Yeah
Most people think brainwash
Hypnotism requires consent
If you don't wanna do it, I literally cant
how does it work
It's kinda like...
Getting you so sleepy that everything I say is true
Or smthn
I can hypnotize too
I use VRCHAT tho
I insult my friend till he asks what I want
Oh lol
Vrchat makes me ashamed of humanity
well that's not very nice
But, I also put in these things called safeties
phantom sense 💔
Average male friend group behaviour
So, like, I can't ask for your credit card info
I can actually give people control over phantom sense
That's a popular one
Did my CI plush just ship wtf
What did I just walk into
Guys let’s not talk about that
I'm a hypnotist
That is not what I’m getting at
I can hack computers

And brains
well
I do sessions for free too which people enjoy I guess
I need my headset back, but when that happens, I can
Finally, another plush in the collection
Stab them all
Huh
CSGO trailer is peak
tbh it should be illegal that universities can just enter your room anytime they want without warning
It’s just part of the policy man
You live there, and you agreed to it
Sucks ass yeah but it’s their right to say “if you live here we can do that” and then you decided to live there
Tripmine
any1 know where i can get plugins?
well i didnt really decide
if i had to decide, i would be living in the bahamas, not studying at uni
I mean fair
Then it’s more just a condition of your stay there then. Again, it sucks, but they have that right
anytime you say?
now
wouldnt it be a shame
to wake people up at 3:30am
on exam day
I’ve had this happen before you know
Except it was because someone tripped the fire alarm
fire alarm you say
Yes indeed
@gentle sentinel tell cassette about the water incident at you uni
The what
the story is quite funny
I’m quite curious now
i can't recall the entire thing, happened to robert. I want him to properly tell it
Oh also I’m gonna hop on the mc server for the first time later tonight, are y’all set up near spawn or no
not really far away
i can tp you
Got it
the update is stored in the balls

Im hoping the updat e is
Some idiot on the 5th floor at my old dorm building left a candle burning and it lit their curtains on fire and then the wall, the sprinklers activated and flooded all the rooms below them, people had to leave them and move to new ones because they weren’t habitable anymore, hallways were soaked and they had to rip off the siding, put humidifiers in all the rooms and hallways that were waterlogged. Luckily my place was on the other side of the wall so we didn’t get any damage.
31st of march
@rocky adder
Jesus Christ that is terrible
||Five Pebbles||
Sweet I did
cannot comment on that
Be patient dawg
either way so in this upd there will be new larry's dim
I'm very excited lad
im not marketing so no
idk why everyone hates on the new discord layout, i think it is peak
it is concise and compact
I haven’t used it enough to comment
it doesnt make too much of a diff tbh
Evenseance but lyrics is name of ppl
mf ghosts me
alrr bud
leaving me on read
not even
i have a genuine fear of roadmen now
anytime i see a man with bin bag looking clothing, that retarded ass walk and a tired face im going the opposite direction
people don't like sudden changes, especially unannounced ones
same thing happened after Discord announced it's new font
humans when a piece of software changes the colour of their background:
after some time we get used to it
humans when a piece of software changes the shape of their letters:
Brunet if there is an unattended warm bottle with yellowish fluid: 🤤🤤🤤🤤
watching glue dry is worse than watching paint dry
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i need gulash
I can’t even relate to both things
i ain’t depressed or have gone to school depressed and my school is filled with wannabe gangsters
God please put some sense into some of these actual morons
how to spot public schooling 101
SCP's don't have fall damage right?
Yep
but when your only option is public schooling
yeah what now then
yeah fair
This was a major fucking mistake
i went to a private school, def better than public but still full of fucking retards

are you sure
I’d have loved going to a private school because that would mean I could do literally anything in peace
In this shit hole however it is impossible to get ANYTHING done
I am actually baffled at the amount of people not even trying to do semi well
until some stupid kid tries to fight you, and you dont even fight back, and you somehow get suspended too
did that…
did that happen to you?
Alright, thanks
yes, a few times
Yeah that’s pretty stupid
Here they don’t do shit though
Everyone gets away with everything
Where do I download and is it free???
even when we went to a trip to France a few months ago in a bus
Some bastard was pouring water over everyone trying to sleep
what
Now I myself have been a victim of his malicious behavior
But after a couple times
The game?!
A man without sleep will start quote on quote “tweaking”
what game
sorry but if ur friend group is bullying you and ur still in that group, u deserve it
steam
u also deserver it if you fucking drink piss
Me?
i dont drink piss man
oh no I’m not friends with that guy
what
it was fucking one time 5 years ago
my bad gang thought you were talking to me
@sleek estuary you wanna know what I did?

sure
Beat the shit out of him 💀
Deep within one of the SCP Foundation’s emergency containment sites, a catastrophic containment breach leads to multiple SCP subjects being released from their cells. With containment compromised, facility personnel rush to evacuate while waiting for Mobile Task Forces to arrive and restore order, but with the Class-D population running amok i…
I don’t think he’s making it this year btw
He got arrested I’m pretty sure alongside his other friends I think
And framed for “neighborhood terrorism”
not free
Yes it is
That’s not even the worst tho
I can’t even play
😭
omni-mark
Maybe BC I have a life and doesn’t really exist in this server
Still waiting for PC delivery
A life?
life?
thats just common sense bud not a question of life
idiot
My Iq is 200 bud
yeah right
"i have a life"
"alpha g**er"
pick one
If you take a look at his pronouns it does not get any better
oh
I wish I could just petition punishing brainrot
"maybe because i have a life" 💔
what
OMG SORRY MY LIL BRO WENT ON MY DISCORD ACC
hello, do you know where i can dowload discord or use discord web version?
Yeah my 10 yo bro went on my acc
deadass
Deadass
man
seems like retardation
we should have a talk about your brother man
yep
why would you want to talk about his brother?
Man i don't think thats Hubert
Have you seen the shit that just happened here
yes it is
suit hubert
What are the specs on y’all’s PC’s
I have a 7th gen i5 and a GTX 1070 ti
16gb ddr4
Hubert Sans doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
scp 173
Does anybody know how to solve microphone issues? Or should i just open a ticket?
It's better to open ticket then wait for someone to respond here
Do what you want
Check #897643267473145866 if your issue is there
nope
If it's not then you can open a ticket
alright thanks
That's mod mail
Well mod can help you to direct you to the right path
Instead waiting for someone to respond here and probably don't get help, or denied ticket in support
You are stupid

You need the smart drug
Hello
I'm

hello mr chinese man
Big
mama, ooooo
english only buddy
!langit
Salve, questo è un server in lingua inglese, puoi unirti alla community italiana localizzata qui.
you can tell it is him, he's just that good looking
You need to wait 9 hours, 46 minutes, 45 seconds until you can give reputation again!
you'd be surprised.
here he comes

yo you are HR right can i have mod pls
i can do many things
and there are even more things i cant do
what who is spreading these TRUTHS
i am your man
im not hr
god damnit
i dont get gulash recipe and dont get mod
Nathan what have you done to gravy
im not italian you sudtirol
you want me to get political so you can ban me right
you are italian
SÜDTIROL IST ÖSTERREICH A E I O U
It’s always about that one person
Austriae est imperare orbi universo
good joke
what have you done to gravy
@fossil wasp la toilette e esplosa
WHY DID THE TOILET EXPLODE
Yoo Nathan do you have good pizza recipe
or noodle
do maltese even have food
yeah
what is your favourite
pastizzi 
damn i literally have no experience in making pastries, but thanks gonna try to make them
U from austria?
I dont believe you
Du trottl
Söba
vui wappler
Better to be a wappler than a niederösterreicher
I know you live somewhere there
Whyy
That wasn't English
its quote
It's almost Midnight, don't make me bring out translation apps :(
😔
can i send spotify link
If the song is appropriate
Oh no.
Not the steiermark.
Personally I think the staff on this server are really cool 
And Epic
literally best, vienna is after kärntn und burgenland last
Wien is the bottom of the 7 layers of hell
why you live there boy, escape
Parents
graz >>> vienna
They hate when i mention word "living by myself"
Difference is only that wien is more modern than other bundeslands
For the cost of that you might randomly get stabbed
in vienna you can easily live by urself right? It has the cheapest flats in like europe doesnt it
300€ for 30m²
Monthly
Skill issue
Better city tho
helo
wonderful evening scp man, how has life treatend you lately?
Why is northwood cooking so hard rn
life has treated me particularly well recently, how has life been treating you
blessed to hear that! On my behalf life goes uphill again, the sun in shining brightly on the wonderful blue sky, the birds are singing, people are getting happier.
It’s should have been me!
oh no mate! tell us about your sorrows. talking helps
I will do no such thing as close to opening up publicly
you are scared to appear weak, but in fact talking about weakness makes you appear strong
Sun tzu art of war
or sum shi
Why not own up and say you made the qoute up
I have yes
you have not
guess i need rep you once more
Hell I helped co-author his book
I'm reporting this
!rep
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To the the hivemind
THANK GOD
time is ticking
Buddy
If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight
Sun Tzu said that

On a sadder note
R.I.P rick may
"yoo never said that shi"
sun tzu, flower of the horizon
and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it
and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor
Oh? He knows more than fighting than i do? I dont think so. In the elementary school i won gold in running fast
i dont know what the one thing has to do with the other
but i won gold in running
@glass vortex this was me 2 years ago I still look like you
Pocket sand!
you nirvana fan? Name 102 songs then

sorry

yoo you are hr right, hire me
i can provide many things for northwood. My Myself and I
my biggest accomplishments are secret
ok how do you kill as 173 i teleport into people and approximately jack shit happens like 80% of the time and the other 20% i get the kill
you are not allowed to be in sprint mode
doesnt it automatically deactivate once someone sees you though?
the cooldown for it has to be up too?
idk man i dont understand
Breakneck Speeds can be turned on by pressing ⇧ Shift, and can be used whether or not SCP-173 is seen.
In this state, SCP-173 moves 1.7x faster, blinks 1.8x further, charges blinks twice as quickly, but is unable to kill players. The ability can be used by SCP-173 to quickly escape a dangerous situation as it allows them to move much more quickly at the cost of being unable to kill. SCP-173 will automatically shatter windows when moving into them while this ability is activated.
This mode ends when the player presses ⇧ Shift again. There is a small grace period of 1.5 seconds after the ability is activated where pressing the ⇧ Shift key will not cancel the ability. It will also end automatically 10 seconds after SCP-173 is spotted. SCP-173 is unable to use Tantrum while in Breakneck Speeds
The ability has a 40-second cooldown, the cooldown only starts after the ability ends.
Breakneck Speeds is on cooldown at the beginning of the round
NERD
Next time you play as any role, press F1
I am not HR haha

god damnit
i do maybe im just illiterate
Even has the fancy ⇧ symbol
Im a dev ofc im a nerd lol
i apologiese i was rude, might happen again tho
Can you hire me Banzai
sadly not my job

Can you fire me Banzai?
mcthemain#0 has been muted in this server.
damn
Murderer Nyathan

I forgot how good the shotgun was
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gotta love that instakill with the 2x shot attachment
Hai guys °ω°
Hello
hi!!!
Hows everyone doing ^^
Good, you?
Great
Someone told me to off myself so i spent the next hour belittling them and calling them cute and adorable :3
awesum 
what da
Thats not good at all
Well they came after me first
Appropriate crash out
wuh
oh
Sorry mate, you need to fight in the pit to get the privilege again
Against 19 others
The pit is just a beyblade arena
If a new one comes out you will be granted access again. (this is the reduce clutter)
beyblades died out a LONG time ago i remember those being the shit back in school
It’s a fight, only one is allowed to win
do i need patreon for it
Dude same
The others are just fuel for the winners fate
ok
Kinda like a beyblade battle
Theres just a chair ratchet strapped to it
My proficiency in English does not allow me to comprehend this message sorry
Also is that a cat sona i see @lucid raft
Yes it is ^ω^
Nice!
Duct tape a chair to a beyblade
duck!!! i know that word!!!
Huh
awwe
What is this mythical being you speak of
I want to hold 1 duck
you're not gonna believe me
But they won’t let me
I dont want to force ducks either
theres these things called ducks
that fill that void
🤯
i didnt believe it either at first
you're my friend now! we're having soft tacos later!
Yippe!
this sounds like the first voiceline from a mediocre indie horror game
AHHHH MY PURITAN MIND CAN NOT COMPREHEND SUCH A CREATURE
I mean it has good Narrative design so
head fucking vaporizes
wait is it actually from an indie horror game
Sorry this gif only comes in 1 pronoun
Its from Poppy play time
justifiable 🙏
best one in my opinion
thats u
(im the hand)
This server will die once @fossil wasp retires as staff member
FISH
ima get hitman'd now
The SL opposition is after graver now 😔
Nox are you real
No, pony man.
No
never heard noxplis speak before maybe they're ai
No guys im totally not AI
IM HEARING THIS FOR THE 27TH TIME TODAY
Why the fuck
Does
Dr breen speech
Go well with this
I always loved dr breen speeches
They are always peak
this goes hard 
Because "you have destroyed so much, what is exactly you have created, can you even name one thing?" Goes directly good for foundation asking CI what are their goals
Hai nox ^ω^
Hello joy:3
