#general-chat
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Looks like you already got your own hell
That’s a pretty fair deal
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Looks like an ice cream cone
Double scoop
It looks like
hi guys
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I shall not
You use the less than symbol than 3
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Make that joke
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bro istg a fucking german shepherd could play tf2 better than me
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I can smell you from here
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do you wipe?
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or do you just get up cuz you wanna start the round
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As his gaming chair
"4.5k hours" "I am not addicted"
So he does not have to stop gaming to shit
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“i paused my game to be here”
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And you play SL on top of all that
Not the connection
What a terrible life
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I watch movies more than I play games
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You play SL, it definitely is horrible
I dont even play SL nowadays I just come here to chat cuz yall truly good
My biggest sin is that I play brawlhalla ranked
But brawlhalla is peak tho so it's fine
The only game I play nowadays is garrys mod doing random ass npc fights
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NO LIFE
Istg finding movies to watch is getting harder the more movies I watch
Bro I'm barely clinging to gold
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and the grass is green
Ew
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Spammer
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Gauntlers and blasters go brrr
horror movies has like, 2 sub-catergories: Jumpscare bowl, And slasher movies, Horror is a better catergory in the form of games tbh, Not movies
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They get you funny combos
smile? ima check it out
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But honestly scythe is such a sweat weapon
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I swear to god I want a movie about SCPs so badly but I have to live with the reality that any studio which makes it is probably gonna screw it all up
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But people always fall for my nsigs as cross
Why do people fall for my nsig with blasters IT LITERALLY SHOOTS IN THE SKY JUST DON'T FALL INTO IT
whats nsigs?
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They are like moths to a light they are attracted to ot
we talking about a game?
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brawlhalla? is it multiplayer?
Yeah
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That's the whole point..
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whatever I'll probably be bad at it anyways
Anhhow as I was saying people dumb as fuck they fall for my nsig alot it's funny
somehow im better at SL than any other game. Sometimes
Cuz like they'll be high up and I'll do my nsig AND THEY'RE ATTRACTED TO IT
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no spoilers
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Bro trying to get plat
Doesn't feel like I should be
And trying to climb godl is
Like climbing mt olympus
That shit is rough
I'm barely in gold
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Istg whenever I hear "mount olympus" or any greek shit I just think of god of war
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I havent played ragnarok
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Ong
And her sigs are like
So annoying
Cuz they have
Huge hitboxes
And her sigs are not clunky
They fast
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She just flies and goes in the air bro where is the skill in thag
Pre ussr collapse....
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Ong
!rep @rancid dome
You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!
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You have just given @valid silo a reputation point!
Now it worked
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AAAA
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guys anyone want an scp movie?
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All I'd want is for them to not screw up everything scp is about
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It's jusr
If you rep me
The opps will come for you
They ain't playing they'll come out of the woodworks 🤣 🤣 🤣
You're fucked
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Rise and grind
Mr freeman
What's valorant
A game
!rep @swift imp
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Huber
Moszk
What
Why would you need that
No way this real bro
The gif gotta be scripted
Omg it’s that guy
luna the tabby epic
The silly has a long tongue
Mozart
Scp rp map atp

Why is fuel suddenly super expensive again
i drank it
I stole it
Can you also explain
Why 4 pints of milk and a loaf of bread
Just cost me £8.77
4 pints as in 4 milk cartons of 1liter?
no
One pint is a measurement
4 pints is just over half a gallon
so 500ml
No
1 pint is roughly 500 mil
alcoholic milk
Chunky alcoholic milk
white russian 🗣️ 🔥
!langru
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!rep
You can give a rep!
Me
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choccy alcoholic pilk
you evil man
Lies
Daily Spongdal
Whats the command to Rep Hubert
!rephubert
You need to wait 7 hours, 25 minutes, 22 seconds until you can give reputation again!
!rephubert
You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!
IT PINGED HIM
I thought it didn’t ping him
I thought thats the whole point of the command
hes online
THE TEA ALARM IS NOW LORE
THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT HAS MADE A TIKTOK DISCUSSING THE TEA TIME ALARM 😭
the mandrill maze...
117.8K likes, 825 comments. “you can find out about the tea alarm, and other helpful government information, on gov.uk ☕️”
The comments on this
Are wild
ITS NOT NICE TO DO THAT
you need help
keep yourself safe from caffeine overdose
taste buds and soul yeah, body not so much.
literally keep yourself safe
Don’t know about that chief
Dark chocolate maybe in small quantities
But can’t say the same for milk chocolate

But rn its a moment....
Cuz im discord manager too
We have one body
One soul
One mind
one thousand pounds
one thousand pounds
thank you gare bear
gary is a villain name
gary the snail
gary from bully
gary oldman
Garry Newman
canis edit best game 
legendary game
like purplegoop's demo
got platinium on it on ps4
then dont play bad songs from soundboard 
!rep
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Damn
Be stable then 
Womp
Sorry I was visited by the permit crab today :(
They send me house to house committing atrocities in their names
Finally someone got the reference after me looking like im venting
"I am victim of my own success" was tuff ts icl did not pmo💔
I hoped you were venting, would be funnier
I dont have a reason to vent tbh
As i get better at it.. they fear me more
amosgusus? yus?
Nus
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
NW staff trying to use all their 2 braincells trying to spell amogus
Sosiksi
When the imposter is sus
skibidisogus
Guys there’s a chaos among us
I love moment when someone says theres ci spy among us and everyone forces each person to shoot at each other
On a FFA server 
The art of spychecking
Dumbass doesn’t watch invincible
Seems youre more like VINCIBLE
Music: The Sound of Warfare
Listen - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw99c5PeqGQ
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How would you watch it if it’s invincible??? You can’t see it
Idiot
Santa is real, he only comes when you're sleeping. Im 13 and i know more than you, people these days..
Pls do not destroy my discord
Sorry I hacked you
Discord mobile moment
Wrong, 3114 will be coming back in 14.2
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
we should eat the top 1%
No
Bro thinks he's a
🚁
||SCP SL 15.0 PATREON LEAKED||! 1!! 1! 111

"Let me break it down for you" ahh vid
Fr
I keep seeing this ragdoll
Almost every match
Mostly after someone gets lunged
bro breaking it down so hard the alarm went off
how are we feeling about brownie sundaes
Bernie Sanders???
is that the new mcdonalds icecream
i like icecream 😊
EXCUSE ME
goop no
train got here late because somebody was trying to off himself 😭
True
Im so lonely
All the other viltrumites are scared of me
prolly cuz you drink piss

:SteamHappy
did something changed? Something definitely different.
no
ui update?
i think
as a courier i should not have to deal with assault and attacks for not even the minimum wage that i dont get
They did, and it sucks penis
AYE, keep the server familiy friendly yes?
i don't like it too but it always like that. First impression.
Except this time it really sucks balls
Ye they update
Eat the poor feed the rich
@rancid dome @rancid dome @rancid dome
why dont we feed BOTH the poor and the rich
such a philosopher 👏
Bread taste better than key
What kind of bread?
fortune street 2 or I will shit in the mandrill maze
Fuck Nintendo we need another gta 6 leak
Nintendo the company no
The games yes
I hate buying Nintendo games because here company is soulless
yeah as a company they fucking suck
But they make good games
also they suck because no fortune street 2
"almost 2026", sir we are a little under 4 months into 2025
yes
either ragebait or u had a horrible childhood
no one can top Nintendo games and consoles 🗣️
(virtual boy)
never had anything other than a laptop/pc
xbox 360
nothing beats what the xbox 360 was like back in its hay day
xbox 360 for online, wii for local
wii got to intense
me and my brother would start of playing wii all casual and stuff but it would quickly turn volient
I think that says more about you than it does the wii
love the wii
but man do i hate the controllers and pointer scan
its so ass
i ported all the games over on my pc and i can use the wii controller on my pc and emulator which is amazing
does this mean better graphics
yep
finally
and stylized stuff like PS1 style models or even PBR
Peak news for people who do posing in gmod
just saw a clip of a woman getting attacked by a man in a train station and literally no one helped, this is why pepper spray and other self defence items should be legal in the uk
shameful
no
i carry around a criminal id spray (the only somewhat legal thing i can carry), id just blind him
then run
when u on xan u dgaf about pepper spray
NYC moment
also what if this was you getting attacked? would you still say the same thing?
sl switch port when
Sl quest port when
also theres like a million things you can do to help, throw a brick at them from a distance, shout at them, get the attention off the victim and on you, leaving a helpless person to be attacked is a bit shitty
hi guys!
these are good options, u should never come closer to someone who can have a gun or knife
distance
someone sell me xan 😋
nuhh u like fentanyl
what type of shaders again?
screenspace, model, brush, decals and info_overlays
Nah 🙏🏼
No one‘s answering my ticket :(

I got, at most, an 81% on my calculus exam
The free response is still being graded but I got a 78% on the multiple choice
I know I got one of the free response questions wrong but if I got everything else right that means I will have gotten an 81%
And the professor has said that this is the hardest exam in the class so if I can pass this one then I should be good
HELL YEAH
booba
I broke the toilet
Fix it
🫢
ME
tf is that angle bruh
The partition of pol- toilet
booba
Fixed it enough so i can blame the next person
Evil
I may be fucked
my online classes for this year started a few days ago and they all involve some sort of virtual software
So I gotta learn VSCode, Blender, and Unity all at once
On top of 3 in-person classes I’ve already been doing this semester
you are evil
You are the snake in my backyard
I am in your backyard
mhh yummers apple
eat the apple
eat the apple
you want it
nothing bad will happen
eat the apple supfardo
hey apple
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ジョセフハヒギマメルですか?
!langjapan or some shit
shit..
Don't cry little sl fan nw has enough slop memes to feed you your entire life
LYSOL BRING OUT THE BRAINROT ASAP THE BOY'S HUNGRY
the fuck
I don't think it happened
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I was able to connect it, ty
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I can tell ass suggestion already
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does he know chat
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Killing you
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Meeting SCP-173 is such a headturning experience
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Happy to help!
Seeing shy guy's face is a life changing moment
What is going on there? xd
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Pootis
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Thats slaps me on the knee
That punches me on the knee
Yesterday I asked who'd win ''ChatGPT or SCP-079'' and he said that he'd solo 079 xd
''asked ChatGPT''
you know a class is gonna be ass when the professor tells you to download GitHub
Said Professor in this Discord seeing this: 😢
this discord update looks kinda crappy but i just realized something
i accidentally updated to windows 11
the new ui is suppose to fit windows 11 i think
Dude I'm gonna die before I update to windows 11
It looks ugly
im tying to revert it to windows 10
cuz i don't want to use windows 10
for all the haters and losers this is me whenever you say mean things about me
I hate you
i remember think when windows 11 requirements came out that they were high as like a really high standard that you can run old to mid pcs on but no its genuinely that badly optimized
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you know what ELSE is badly optimized...
hell on day one even high end pcs struggled to run it before they optimized it
nothing ever happens....
chicken jockey
flint and steel
I won't let you
I'm gonna replace your recipe with molten lava
So what is SCP-001 exactly? I mean it‘s multiple things but which things and what things
From what I’ve gathered, a multitude of anomalies that made the SCP universe in some way
Or just shaped it and influenced it
I'm pretty sure there's different scp 001s for each canon
I don’t think so
Simple has a better answer
Maybe I shouldve worded that better
Mekhane and Yaldabaoth are more associated with Yin and Yan
What a throw back 
Especially because of the Xia Dynasty
096 and 173 the yin and yang fr
The real world answer: 001s are self contained mega-articles, effectively being their own canon
Whatever happens is part of that Universe and doesn't bleed into others (unless a tale or SCP explicitly mentions it)
Your boss would be proud
What's the sun like?
Soooo.. huh?
leaking sun
not again
3114 in 14.1
SCP:SL does use a 001 article, fun fact
where
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
Specifically the Foundation part
Could 343 make the Rizzler a godly being?
14.1 feel like 14.5 already
is it still a .1?
with all the new content and shit
There will never be a 14.1, we'll just keep incrementing
There will never be an end
Just drop the update 
so what exactly is goin on here
more like smith them
The main meat is how the Foundation is formed
So uh 15.0?
to get D-Class off the menu
love it
And it makes the British Empire canon
which will never not be fucking funny to me
yay
001 made Britain real
What is the 1st of April Update?
Site-02 will be reclaimed by British Red Coats with muskets and bayonets
Ah xd
The SCPs and Chaos have no fucking chance
British update
Bri'ish
I think this is a reference to that one movie about turkeys going back to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys. Off. The menu.
That's right
Northwood it would be really funny if you made more patreon stuff public 
This is a reference to that one movie about turkeys going back to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys. Off. The menu.
true
tbh they should remove the D Class and add death row inmates instead
why?
god i genuinly hate britain's law on self defence and stopping theft
security guards cant even touch you if you just decide to leave without paying
do you know what GPT suggest you do as a guard?
"Politely ask a suspected shoplifter to return goods."

makes you proud to be #british
There is nothing to be proud off to being british
Shit weather
Bland food
Miserable island
And worst of all
YOU HAD THE BIGGEST EMPIRE AND BLEW IT AWAY
but a full english breakfast is so good
the only redeeming thing about britain is that its not a third world country at least

!rep
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And witnessing a stabbing on the sidewalk
ok look
im just gonna say it
women arent real
have you seen the film ex machina?
if they can create this, and it looks real, then just maybe women arent
I think you need a filter
bro maybe you gettin laid if you dont drink fucking piss
you're
never gonna believe what they are
I got team killed
okay?
I killed the team
It is from the same guy
I remember this clip lol when i first played scp 5k solo and was terrified by just zombies
Was pre chapter 1 remake
report them on the server's discord?
Guys, im a furry, does that mean im an scp now
no
No it just means your a target for aim training
Try me :3
What like eat you?
I mean okay you seem like a dark meat
I can go for a dark meat right about now
No it means you're furry
Grand
Is cat dark meat?
Idk
Never really thought about it
well i guess they dont know eaither since they deep fry everything
I mean
You can still tell if its dark or white after frying it
ts gotta be racially motivated
can you not make comments like this + the chinese thing? thanks :,)
Mods, execute him by deep fryer
i think i would deepfry nicely
weel
puglife8276#0 has been muted in this server.
Why that one specifically
that wasent nice
if its jamming like sticky then it dusting isint going to do shit
not sticking
Air duster
You need to clean your keyboard
if like they keyboard key is sticking into the slot air dusting isint going to do anything
its 1am
If there's anything below the key, it can get it out
ive had better luck getting the key out with a knife running it under some water and putting it back in
works like its brand new
you can also air dust the key board port when they key is out
Sorry I don't think bro wants to waterboard his setup
you dont?
you take the key that isint working out of your keyboard right
a single key
Nah bro that's only you
i mean it works
The keycap?
if thats what there called idk
Or the switch
but anyway yes you just take one of those out which ever one is sticking or jamming clean out the thing that it goes into run the key under some water dry it and put it back in
its alyways worked for me
hell no might as well say "clean your gpu with a toothbrush"
What, it always worked for me
You should try it
Try the blunt end so you can really get in there
i just use a power washer i take off the side glass panel and give the insides a good power wash like this
gets the whole system squeaky clean in just a few minutes
uperization
Im gonna kill somebody
@tardy walrus we gotta be the skibidi duo
what
aight
^ω^🔫
These people were hired for work
UwU
OwO
That was uncalled for
@sleek estuary nice vac ban
yeah?
yeah nice vac ban bro
its pretty cool
fucking cheater
dirty cheater
yah totally
Nice skin bro
van ban is not cheating lol
thats how you get a vac ban?
You trade banned
no
at&t gave me a fucking phone number that was used on another steam acc
LMAOO
Skibidi
u right
my bad
totally cheated
its a low level vac ban so idc
i play cs2 on my other acc anyways
i got double
i havent got one
u actually cheated
because i dont cheat
no tf i didnt
Just don't play Counter strike 
no perms 3:
fakenitro moment
In the big 25 🙏
i forgor
!rep @bold talon
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Nw would make 100x times the money they do now if they added hats to the game
They would be actually able to pay their staff...
fuck hats
we need gun skins
but i dont want loot crates
Meow °ω°
Act normal
im a FURRY i CANT
I wish I also didnt care what other people thought of me
I don't wish i was as boring of a person as you

Like damn bro season your personality a little bit
damnnn
Gaming isn't a personality trait
personally i would never let that slide
No need to be hostile
thats bold coming from the furry
Sir, your name is a shitty pun from a shitty meme, lower your tone
get your facts right
Get youyure hairline right
im bald
Boutta play chess on that shit
no hair
Oh sorry
It's over
Fixed
Shitty image quality
@sleek estuary
OH NOO
BITCH
It's so over.
You need to wait 28 minutes, 6 seconds until you can give reputation again!
LITERALLY ME
Also
ς <----- your posture
You're talking shit but my fursona is a cat so i just take that as a compliment
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