#general-chat
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I mean I was already banned but for other things how long would they ban you from nw offic game serv?
But they shoulda stopped at after season 8
erm guys
If an anime isn’t dark and grimey, wtf are you watching
AoT, Not yet. VPNs are tricky to work around since most shows i watch these days are on the train
what a european thing to say
the train
Clearly you’ve never watched my wife got reincarnated into a middle schooler
just join the discord server
He's australian..
you can ask there
WHAT
why does that sound like a real anime
gulp
We don't even have HBO down here
!nwofficials
joined but couldnt find the durations lol
IM LOOKING THAT UP
We have something else called Binge instead of HBO
ask a staff
It’s real
i just pirate everything
it only says ts is prohibited
Fair
Peak: desperate housewives
they want 80 dollors a month fuck that
i was never able to finish prison break
I love prison break
It’s real ☠️
Me too
okay thx man
I stopped mid s4
Tue
right @swift imp ?
True
I started watching that with my sibling but they got busy and we don't really watch anymore
The american lobby am I right
My wife got turned into a middle schooler is the most appropriate plot ever
i alyways managed to get thru the first arc but after that the show kinda went in a weird direction with that secret company shit
The Miles O'Brien's Wife Incident
But honestly ti has some peak characters
Nah
Company is what makes the show intereseting
oh god i missed this
What?
They really missed a chance to say "looks like we got company" as a line...
Easy screenshot lol
i enjoyed the prsion break aspect of the show thats what i thought the show was going to be about granted it was intresting it just wasent what i was expecting nor really wanted to watch
i was expecting a prison break show
and just that
ACTUAL PEAK
That and s2
PANTHEON
That was a suprising easy find
its so good
What a title
S3 is where it fell off
tbf half the shit netflix says it has they dont
Anime show titles are funny. Literally just the entire plot of the show in the title
so real
i stopped watching mid way thru when they where breaking out of the second prison in mexico
got reincarnated as a truck driver
One Punch Man and both seasons are about bro just one punching people
and the sequel "got reincarnated after being hit by a truck"
Exactly
king von of the anime verse
which is a surprisingly common scenario
Death Note
A notebook that does death
One Punch Man is getting another season
isekai animes are either eally good or copy and paste bullshit
I remember I watched a film about a mom and daughter swapping bodies
Death Note is peak
theres one anime called I Want You To Make a Disgusted Face and Show Me Your Underwear not kidding just looked it up and its weird
It was an experince... to say the least
get a load of this believer
There's like 20 Freaky Friday movies
Ghibli films are the real peak however
and you believe that henry
I do
i forgot freaky friday even exist
One Punch will return
It was certainly... a movie
the gorge was literally an scp movie under a different name
I remember I watched it cuz it was on the tv
I need to stop letting my sister choose the movie
I found the plot fnnny
Wasn't that a really dumb movie
Anime has two sides of the coin: Genuinely interesting or you're left watching the screen grimacing wondering wtf you are watching
no
He broke
i dont know why over sexulzing female characters is such a common trope in anime
alya speaks russian show was good but the fan service was too much it was annoying
like bro thats his fucking sister
What about the men?
sometimes
The few artists who don’t are so peak
Almost like... most anime watchers are straight men.. and they like that?!...
Sex appeal, yay...
when the female characters are human instead of boob physics only it’s awesome
when you do that, the blue checkmarks on twitter whine
that one cat anime movie i cant remmeber the name
I think when the female character feels like a genuine human instead of sex appeal it is peak
i mean im a striaght man and i dont enjoy seeing sexualized female characters (sometimes who are underage) overely sexuliazed its gets annoying
cause they are scared of real woman
Kim was great
wtf is this new discord ui
THE RATINGS ARE GOING DOWN, QUICK! GET JERI RYAN IN A SPANDEX SUIT AND GET HER ON SET
True
Preach
"B B B BUT SHES 50000000 YEARS OLD"
who gives a damn about twitter, give me more human characters goddamn it
"in a 8 year old's body"
so its perfectly ok!
yeah
"Actually she's a 3000 year old dragon"
I hope they tweet their fingers down to the bone
what did i just open discord to
cause it is funny to laugh at them
I saw someone show progress of their minecraft resource pack earlier today
showing off 3D ladders
The solution to TV ratings dropping
same
the bluecheck markers got so angry thinking it was official
Ive only watched the old Evangelion series. So what's this about a hospital
twitter has like 3 universal tweets a day where it seems everyone watched it
which I mean, in fairness it worked for Voyager
breaking bad didnt need this because waltuh was fan service neough
I feel so bad for that artist
would have loved to see him in a latex suit cooking meth tho
the tweet left the intended audience so badly
evangelion is so good kaworu was my g 💔
Twitter users complain about anything
oh, nothing ever hits the intended audiance. The whole chess.com tweet showed that
Twitter is so retarded 
watched 6 episodes before getting bored
sorry chat
i got perma banned for saying that word in ravengrad
but you can say it in the discord
makes sense
The hospital scene 
"let's make a series of tweets asking for joke suggestions for each chess piece"
"alright, what should the bishop be?"
Also what was the ending of Neon Genesis
What the hell is the human instrumentality project
but u can watch something like invincible
[MESSAGE CENSORED]
oookay bud
broooo
I sure hope he takes the situation well- oh no
there she goes again
that's the entire thread summed up
The official servers enforce this and every time it’s brought up nobody cares
And why did the ||14 yo girl start flashing a 30 year old man||, and why did that scene keep looping
😭 '
yoo
ill respect the opnion tho @swift imp maybe
what now
@swift imp
the offical servers suck mostly kings i got warned on there because one time a staff member and me where running from an scp i shut the door on the staff memeber so that i could get away they pulled me in a sit and warned me
never play on kings if there are staff on
I just realised they was talking about the name of the show
seriously
he?
staff taking the e job too seriously 
i had a fever when i watch the last like 10 episodes and it mentally changed me. the mental fog + the concepts that show brings just messed with me in a way no show had before
they where like "ermm thats against the rules"
Honestly all you red people look the same. I thought that was you
Racism..
TF DOES THIS MEAN
What were you talkin bout Pink 
RACISM
Red names are 50% more likely to get banned
This is why I'm burgandy!
just find better community servers
Yea, im questioning it
I am just as weirded out by it as you are
i tried but they have stupid rules
like in one i got warned for shooting a d boy as a gaurd
because i guess it "isint nice"
and against the rules
A day boy...
i hate you
what rules do you not like
Day boys when the night girl walks in
some are stupid tho
that you cant kill a d boy unless they are holding a weapon or using goggels
so im forced to restrain them
guh
We should have the right to bear arms on discord
just play on a KOS-allowed server
Bear
Our 2nd amendment
Arms?
personal opinion on KOS is it should be allowed at all times unless the person is cuffed
Honestly
Truth nuke
It may suck for the CD, but that's not the guard's fault
I KOS to keep the population low
That's the game's fault
Why not instead kill EVERYBODY
The game should reward cuffing and make it easier for CD to fight back instead of having servers restrict KoS
Do the smart move and KOS everyone so the MTF spawn wave is larger
TRUEEEE
But but, escaped CD become MTF
I have more of a reason now
(Chaos spawns instead)
i shoot them even if there cuffed because its funny
Nah the system works if more are dead
Made a recommendation for something like that and it got downvoted a bunch cause SL players are an extra type of special
That CD ratting away because he knows you're going to kill him and instead grabbing a dozen SCP items
I purposefully let the people suffering from cardiac arrest asking for meds to die so I can loot them
Where's this?
youre the type of person i never want to play with
maybe if they arent cuffed or for the bit
SL Players never left sped class 
but
yeah ill shut the door on you in a heart beat if it will save my life
#game-suggestions when i still had access
Hear beat
pug understands it
🫵
Sl players are sensitive cuz any other player with a gun dunks them so they take their anger out on defensless players
Too poor to acsess....
thats fair but KOSing cuffed people makes me mad in a whole new way
thats what makes it funny
Banned for wall of text
Pretty sure. That was a really rough design
That text wall was rough?
But it was a radnom thought I got and wrote it out quickly
I normally take multiple days to refine a suggestion 😭
Bro
okay actually that was a good joke
You care too much about a suggestion
!rep @polar spade
That will never get added!
You have just given @polar spade a reputation point!
hey
Tbf, i wrote 2000 words on the FSP-9. So naM is normal compared to me
is there a way i can be an employee
One of the few clips I have where I genuinely get tilted
normally I am pretty good at keeping my cool
You fully let yourself get heated there
i am not 18 or older
for understandable reasons 
Was he asking for ammo?
Unfortunutely for you
Should I play Batman Arkham or SL now?
Not anymore
Lucid was a child worker
I still remember that day 🚬
Amen
here's another clip
sadly... All i wanna do is try verification...
I'm at the point where
When I see old heavy or old models I feel nostolgic...
it was yesterday
square discord server icon update
What did he even say
"in 2024 december the update named "Heavy Duty" will have reworked HCZ, Human models, new SCP-1344, reworked Micro-H.I.D. and 3-X Particle Disrupter and etc!!!"
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum
The army is a necessary concept
Algum Brasileiro sabe por que os servers estão off?
Bro how do I report
mate ur talking to pixels
what sitting down are u doing
The more Brunet talks, the less I am surprised that he drank piss
how do i post pictures
On instagram or where
here
Do you need embed perms for pictures? If yes you need to have level 10
Or send them in another channel
ok thanks
You need to wait 1 hour, 51 minutes, 54 seconds until you can give reputation again!
Whats up my ninjagos
Roof
Your pfp is hot
Ooo yeahhhh
You know what else is hot? A good Schweinsbraten mit geiler Kruste
Or Leberkas
What 🙏🏼😭
Why so random 😭
Sorry for speaking German I guess? 🙏🏼😭
Apology accpected
What’s the name of your server
wym
You have server host role
I use to have a server

Stand ready for my arrival worm
He better be in the movie…
We both know he won't be 

@eager wadi
Lmao
too locked into vampire flower
I think we should get an update
Sl
Its called recognition
I escaped using Ness as my pfp all the time
Now we sont know who you are
I am the master chief and slender man
Completely different person


?
It was like 33 mb or sm
It updated my sl today
It does it every other day
Maybe some memory thing idk
oh alright
thank god the uk doesnt have guns otherwise i woulda been shot by now
Why would you have been shot? For drinking uhmmm drinking… you know?
loading my cannon with a cannonball
Anyone know how to take down a speed camera?
We do have firearms
oh my god get lost u nerd
Damn ok
Uh, not nerd, Ex-Regular Military now reserve after medical incident
WHERES OMNIMAN
WHERE IS HE
There are over 110,000 people in the UK with the authority to be in possession of a firearm
are you sure?
Yes
are you sure?
The vast majority of that number is the British Armed Forces
What's the US number?
Farmers usually get them
The country
Then people who go to gun clubs
i had a pretty interesting day
are you sure?
British Armed Forces
And Police Authorised Firearms Officer
we get it bro u wanna show off ur part of the army
why are you being so mean
you should show peace love and tranquility
Based on what he has said, I would assume he is British.
And brits hate each other
It’s just some weird thing where we can’t seem to be nice to each other
its friendly bullying
???
bullying can be friendly
depends on what you do and who you do it to
Check DMs
What if it’s Auro 🤔
no
no because auros super cool
**short
he doesnt deserve any bullying only peace love and harmony

Furry confirmed?
the stabbing awaits me…
Is it just me or has the server browser stopped working?
Ugh...
Im sorry?
Me and my friend just had the server browser stop working for 3 minutes or something like that
🤓 that comment makes no sense as a "Furry" is defined as an anthropomorphic animal which is animals displaying traits as humans...This wolf gif I posted does not appear to act human in any way as a "furry" usually would. 🤓 OVER!
I GOT ESSAY’d
Im not sure what you mean by server browser
HANG ON
do u not play this game
READ YOUR MESSAGE AGAIN
if you restrat the game it should work again
made*
I thought he was on about the steam web browser or sm
I didn’t realise he meant the server list
Shame on you
AY GOODMAN
I hate being around in the early morning cuz that's when my internet provider does maintaince
I don't blame them but goddamn
No, me stay frogge
Scammer
it has no benefits
Mods ban this scammer
!ban @crisp phoenix you are cringe andn retarded (scammer)
Done. That felt good.
fake
i didnt know you could say retarded here
damn this ui is ass
yeah
this ui is retarded
ur retarded
that's quite edited
Andn...
i like the way his head moves
The ferocious garfield taking a bite out of the delicious lasagna
Im so tired
why the cat looks like this dude
idk
We will never know
Does someone else have a fat fucking brick for a textbox
no it was sum asian dude on the show
Well then gang
Tech radar has made it official
“Gayfemboy” is now the worlds most dangerous botnet
Im as shocked as you are
It’s am Mirani-variant thats become better than the original
Think of it this way
If the botnet launched a full scale attack
We don’t know if Cloudflare could mitigate it
And they just recently mitigated the largest ever attack IN HISTORY and it didn’t even set off an alert saying a DDoS was happening directly at cloudflare
discord new ui is so confusing
Yes, there is such a thing.
they changed it for mobile once and now they changed it for pc users
I'm kind of used to it already
i genuinly wonder why the brain finds ts interesting
ts pmo tbh
"im depressed, lemme stick my raw ass dogs out for everyone to see"
Someone felt it was worth 11 minutes of discussion, I’m curious as to how and why
!rep
You can give a rep!

!rep @polar spade
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Jessie
Perfect video to eat lunch to
Hate it when im done cooking and have to search for a video to watch while eating

So true
Simple solution: don’t eat
Or
Eat around other people and have a conversation
You need to wait 1 hour, 54 minutes, 56 seconds until you can give reputation again!
drat
the medivil urge to eat while being entertained is so real
rep in 2 hours then
!rep @rancid dome
You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!
Oh. I didn't even know that was still on cooldown LOL
😔
You can give a rep!
!maid
@tough tapir
!rep @tough tapir
You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!
bye
!rep
You can give a rep!
Orange
Cringe
no-no
Cause no one won't write it or smth
Let’s just call him pocko

Epic embed fail
i swear
as soon as i start doing uber eats deliveries its like im a magnet for assholes' attention
one time i was kicked off my bike by two fuckers on a motorbike who then sped off
lmao
This came
How do I host a server on a non default port? Ive been looking through the config files for an answer and couldnt find one. Any info would be helpful!
why does this exist
nevermind im just dumb
by default localadmin will ask which port you want to start the server on
Why not
A spicy jelly
When john lisak (bullsquid) 2
I mean gummy
@wispy hill sorry for the ping, and the lengthy question, but is there any way that you know of for running the !verify command on a DS with a port tunnel active? (The ip to connect to the server is different than the ip for my pc, and when i run !verify static, it fails, likely due to the ip of my pc being the ip tested, not the ip of the tunnel)
Can you not see the (ON LEAVE) in all caps in their name
I can, just was asking if they knew off the top of their head and its something im missing
But rxtnshi helped him before
this too
I'd recommend asking the verification team at server.verification@scpslgame.com :D
They'll be able to answer your question and help you further with any verification-related issues
I did send them an email for verification and explained the whole ordeal, im just being impatient i guess 😭
Ill just suck it up and take the 72 hrs
I do appreciate it though, and now I will sleep
Night fellas!
No worries :D
Proxies and tunnels are just something the tech support team isn't trained to deal with (as is the case with any verification issues), so they're your best bet for a clear answer
Yo
Technical support
How to appeal discord ban
You will be boiled
💀
Nah
I'm serious
How to appeal
Not me, from this server
That'd be @dull ferry, I'd imagine
What ab appealing a discord ban
not from a server
from discord
yall got that right?
Cooked
If you're banned from Discord, you'd contact Discord support
I'd contact Quincy
How to use it outside of this discord server
Dont worry its only a ban until may 27th 2027 ill tell my buddy to just wait it out
We gotta get AEX unbanned
You can DM the bot outside of the server
Well, could be worse haha
2037*
Only if you think ab it like that though
Really its only 3.8405e+8 seconds its really not bad
count to 384,048,000 real fast
the ban will be done then
shen is typing btw
I will get unban anyone who will give me 1 million dollars
shen is no longer typing btw
@stone quiver read like a picture book bc i cant read all that good
I will defend you from discord mods every morning
And not only in the morning
Everyday
evening?
Until you will get unbaned
Trust me, for 1 million dollars i will 100% get you unbaned
but will you defend at 7:13 pm 😢
So, better call me if you have 1 million dollars and you've been banned on a discord server
If you pay me 1 million dollars then yes
990k + a ten piece nugget with honey mustard?
Nope
@tight ermine Should I ban cheaters in my discord server?
Like, I banned them in game, but should I also ban them in discord?
No
You are allowed to keep them
k
are you sure?
wait
it isn't cheats?
they say its an scp sl command - accstats
why i can't join server
its say i got kicked bah bah
help i want to play
only 1 server i can't
What else
Yea it's like for the spread of the gun i think
alr
Mods should have at least 600 hours
oh thats not cheats
you get that from typing in accuracystats in console
tells you the exact stats of your bullet accuracy
i use it some times
How does one enable it?
Console
Type in accuracystats
We should bet on goodman next color
You have just given @polar spade a reputation point!
Can i get into the pot
I dont even choose my colour
Yes
As the VSR (https://scpslgame.com/Verified_server_rules.pdf) states in paragraph 3.2:
A Server Owner and their administration are responsible for keeping their Verified Server free of
cheaters. All active cheaters must be banned and reported to the Global Moderators via The
Studio’s Polaris bot (instructions on how to add this bot can be found here), or any other official
cheater reporting system, within a reasonable timeframe.
We can't force you to ban people outside of the game, just to ensure people in violation of the EULA or other agreements are banned.
You have just given @tight ermine a reputation point!
Knowing Nathan, he’ll probably make me piss or red after i insulted both of them
i said the same thing earlier why didn't i get repd
im turning evil
Car
Shark
Y'all are delulu that's a damn dinosaur
No that's an eldritch horror
It's a shark
It's a plane
Hey guys
If you subscribe to the Patreon, where‘d you get the Ingame colour and role?
You need to have tier 3 patreon. So the 15 USD
And then link your patreon to your discord account
Polaris 💀
Many servers have this bot
But it says that the 5.50 one also gives you the Discord role
But dont know how to setup and use it
Oh, yea the 15 dollar gives you ingame
Any patreon gives you the role here
No, the 5.50 gives Discord and InGame
Not in game
or else the description is wrong
Send a picture
Where do you see the $15 option?
Patreon have commission
And if u paying 10 usd
U pay 15
Once you link your discord account with patreon you'll gain access to a channel with instructions
Ah alright
Its a super simple process, don't worry
I fail at the simplest tasks xd
There is no shame in failure, only in giving up 🙏🏼
You got this
!seabunny
@meager slate 
Who’s blood did you donate?
One of your many many victims?
Then get off of discord, lay in bed and watch movie or sth 👍
O- by any chance?
A
Well if it's - you can donate to more people!!!
i have 0-, i really need to watch out to not bleed out lol
Do they not know???
Pretty sure they'll take a sample and test it for the rhesus factor
i am not well versed with the blood amount stored here lol. But i should prolly start donating too
You can tell the blood type but not the rhesus factor although most blood type tests do rhesus factor
If you want to do some good in the world do that
Hopefully once I become 18 I will start donating blood
My bone marrow stem cells work so why not donate blood I can produce again and save a life down the line
Nothing lost on my part
Same with organ donation
I'm gonna die so might as well have someone have a chance at life with my organs than let the worms eat them
?
You mean eventually right
Yeah
Like naturally right
yo need to be still alive for donating organs dont you? They only can harvest them while you technically still live.
Hopefully
i thought you said this like you were already dying
Brain-dead
Or JUST died
7 days 5hours, i am comming
u never seen my surgeon simulator finesse
Where can I apply to join the Northwood Studio team?
Our currently open positions are posted in https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/1279953987520565282!
Can I apply as a 17-year-old?
No
Sadly not
Unfortunately we only accept applicants 18 or older, sorry!
@polar spade so as I was saying
We have taken this land in the name of breaking-bad-discussion
Todd is unemotional and uncaring and kills in cold blood
Unlike jesse who actually cares alot for people and murder is hard on him
Jack is cold and does not value other people's situations somewhat like hiesenburg
Who is walt's worse
So jack and todd are evil mirrors of walt and jesse
Its not that Todd freely kills people. Its the fact he doesnt even consider it bad at all
Hed kill someone and then ask Lydia on a date
He literally just saw them with gallons of "stuff" and
He might as well think they were just
People fixing rails or smtjn
Kill me guys
That ending was.. wow.
The whole episode was kinda comedic
Over the top train heist where nothing really bad happens
I do believe todd is like
Inheritly a good person but his enviroment made him into a morally empty person
Nature vs nurture thing
Nah, he’s a psychopath
Yeah
He doesnt know what’s he’s doing
The train hiest was cool
No concept of right and wrong
I believe his enviroment taught him that
Fair
With the type of people his uncle and his gang is like
But Todd is in no way good
I never said he was good
But he was good in nature
But his enviroment corrupted him
Like he wasn't born evil
that’s just untrue
he is textbook sociopath
and a very accurate representation in media by far I’ve seen
3 blocked messages
the fact you couldn’t spot it also proves it
4 blocked messages
ur such a retard
5 blocked messages
Peaky blinders so peak
Todd is naive and essentially child like in a way
Didn't finish season 1
Todd is just a sociopath he only cares about himself
You know who else is naive and essenrially child like in a way
@plucky wigeon
he didn’t give a shit when Walter killed everyone around him he was just more interested in how Walter killed his gang
Honestly you could say he was going through shock
he kills a kid cause he thinks it’s a threat to him
Hey guys, I was searching for a SCP SL suggestions tab, but I guess the isn't one here. Anyway, I wanted to ask why isn't the a keybind in game for the Candy Bag (SCP-330)???
This is the moment Walter White became Heisenberg
I unironically believe it is when he threw mercury fulminate into tuco's place
this is the moment badger and Pete became hitmen west of the Mississippi
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G'day!
You can suggest things to our devs on the stream Suggestions & feedback forums, or be apart of our patreon to gain accuses to the discord Game suggestion chats
pay to remove 096
Sl feedback is literally pay 2 get your suggestion acknlowdged

And then it goes straight to the shredder
Halloween candies were steam suggestions
Hate
Unless every suggestion has 20$ stapled to the letter nobody will open it!
So are guns
You must ban yourself
!shot @valid silo
When I learned the weakness of my flesh
It disgusted me
I yearned for the certainity of steel
Bad shot
Hold on
How about you go back to stabbing
Thanks, I'm sure it will be seen eventually 
Im juts a bad shot it seems
Are you sure the iron sight is correctly adjusted?!
Yknow they funky sometimes
Btw speaking of shooting
Make sure the safety’s off
I shot a water bottle 18.8 meters away
This gun is auro's
I'm a damn good shot
It's too small for me
Video games don't make it out to be but shooting irl is hard
😭
It is true..
Actually now I'm 5'4 so idk but
I assume it is close
Close enough to not matter
How could you do this… i have no choice now
Height isn't everything

"I ain't a dog but I don't mind being called a good boy 🗣️ 🔥" - me probably
hi guys 😜
I swear if anyone brings up that typo you will be shot

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