general-chat

[fresh bridge]

[gaunt talon]

No

[fresh bridge]

They're pretty special

[swift imp]

which ones the football one again

[compact sierra]

Like even the SCP sl guide says that we do not talk.

yet mtf's talk the most

[tame hollow]

@quick knot send the nintendo DS pic

[fresh bridge]

never mind im retarded😭

[tame hollow]

rarted

[fresh bridge]

waka waka is the football one😭

[swift imp]

classic spoingus move

wait do you like bladee by any chance

[fresh bridge]

i have trash satr in my liked

[swift imp]

omg wait do you like listen to ecco2k as well

[fresh bridge]

havent given his other songs a try tho\

[swift imp]

no please do theyre so good like mean girls

its my fav

LISTEN TO IT

[fresh bridge]

ive heard of him

[tame hollow]

mean girls?

[swift imp]

yeah mean girls by bladee

[tame hollow]

oh

[fresh bridge]

its not bad

[quick knot]

Console ports aren't easy yet alone cheap

[tame hollow]

@eager wadi

https://tenor.com/view/angry-gif-6891886407904187638

[eager wadi]

depressing

[fresh bridge]

since they used the wrong "you're" does that mean we can still wash our balls?

[tame hollow]

[eager wadi]

[fresh bridge]

@swift imp mean girls is not bad

[quick knot]

Does that mean I can wash other body parts?

[fresh bridge]

but trash star is better

[fresh bridge]

yes

whats free will for?

[swift imp]

ill listen to it

[tame hollow]

you make it sound like you have a foot or hand in your freezer

[swift imp]

i disagree with your statement

[cerulean forge]

hello

[fresh bridge]

ill respect that i guss

[brisk garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/nugget-chicken-meme-tt-tiktok-gif-9283300680097326569

[cerulean forge]

i lost my old wikidot account, im trying to make a new one but im not getting any confirmation email, any advice?

[brisk garnet]

the beep test is such bullshit

average score is 8 for males

i barely did 5.8

and i hike and do uber eats on a bicycle

so what the fuck

[tame hollow]

the fuck is a beep test

[swift imp]

i think they like run back and forth

[brisk garnet]

yh

[fresh bridge]

gram pacer test?

[gilded timber]

This probably isn't the server you are looking for, I'd try the official scp one!

!scpwiki

[snow umbra]

https://discord.com/invite/scp

[cosmic crow]

So that mean if I connect my phone to steam then I connect my phone to my PlayStation I can play SL?

[tame hollow]

so school stuff i guess

[brisk garnet]

no

army training

[tame hollow]

same thing just scaled up

with eagles and guns

[brisk garnet]

im british

[tame hollow]

tea and biscuit

[cerulean forge]

thanks dude, i wrote an orignal scp and im eager to post it on the official wiki, just kinda bummed i lost my old account

[swift imp]

do you do cadets

[quick knot]

I guess if you connect enough things then sure

[brisk garnet]

no

[quick knot]

But you can also just

Connect a Playstation Controller to your PC

[tame hollow]

raw or with protection?

[cosmic crow]

Ok

[eager wadi]

[tame hollow]

me very funi

[eager wadi]

[brisk garnet]

i lied

i acc scored 5.1, 5,8 was at the selection centre

ive somehow gotten worse

[tame hollow]

I made tacos today

[eager wadi]

🌮

should send it in your server

[bold talon]

[tame hollow]

i ate all 8 in a swoop

sorry

[strong dune]

Watch your calories

[gilded timber]

[eager wadi]

[eager wadi]

have fun in the bathroom

[tame hollow]

I am going to work

[bold talon]

Bathroom at worc then smh

[eager wadi]

don't be afraid to poop at work, be the reason others are afraid to poop at work

[eager wadi]

@tame hollow actually dming it

[tame hollow]

Literally

[gentle barn]

About 170 people use the toilet at work. No thanks

[strong dune]

Hold

It

In

[shrewd gull]

One hundred and seventy people

that toilet lost it’s luxury a long time ago

[gaunt talon]

Make it 1 person at work uses the toilet

[full pond]

Make it one toilet who uses the people at work

[shrewd gull]

[wicked spade]

what the FUCK is happening in istanbul bruh, i just saw 10 rioters chased by riot police in front of my dorm 😭

[fresh bridge]

cats gained control

[wicked spade]

cats were the mastermind all along

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/monsieur-omgba-shame-on-you-kant-tgi-gif-19293983

[fresh bridge]

is this mandela effect cause this never happened

[polar spade]

Its edited

[wicked spade]

thought it was ai

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/infinitesocialcredi-socialcredit-evolution-meme-social-credit-meme-gif-24881293

[glacial gulch]

Who here is a devloper

[polar spade]

Why?

[sleek estuary]

why you asking

[acoustic moat]

guy on the right hand side all the way at the very top red name

[jolly arrow]

i am dev but not northowood

[glacial gulch]

Can u buff the spc 096

[polar spade]

Ofc

[sleek estuary]

bro

[gaunt talon]

Shark punching center 096

[jolly arrow]

supfardo you evil evil man

[gaunt talon]

You too

[jolly arrow]

no

[fresh bridge]

can we buff the goggles?

[delicate bramble]

no his sight thing is goofy enough

[jolly arrow]

pls buff cola again, new cola is ass

[delicate bramble]

this maybe

[brisk garnet]

"the working man's lunch" and its just a 5 course meal

[delicate bramble]

and this

[polar spade]

[gaunt talon]

It's not bad currently

[brisk garnet]

if this is the working class's lunch i must be eating the equivalent of bugs

[jolly arrow]

working mans lunch is 1 pound of meat, a beer and some cigs

[gaunt talon]

Unless you're drinking 2 or 3 of them

[brisk garnet]

good luck affording that

[delicate bramble]

buff invis hat I need like an extra 5 seconds

[jolly arrow]

dont need luck, i just buy it

[gaunt talon]

You already have a lot of time

[delicate bramble]

erm well you see

[jolly arrow]

but instead of the cigs some more beer

[polar spade]

More

[delicate bramble]

last time it wasnt enough

[polar spade]

And make 268 permanent

[delicate bramble]

indeed

[jolly arrow]

add a gun that kills everything oneshot

[simple abyss]

just nerf everything into the ground

[jolly arrow]

and add battlepass

[delicate bramble]

NO

[polar spade]

SL skins

[delicate bramble]

HELL NAW

[polar spade]

Genius

[delicate bramble]

maybe

[jolly arrow]

and emotes

[delicate bramble]

no battlepass

very bad

[gaunt talon]

Dr house skin for scientist

[brisk garnet]

£10 for cigs, £10 for beer, £5 for meat, 3x a day, thats £55 a day

[jolly arrow]

i need to hit the griddy after 1v1 173

[fresh bridge]

lowkey agree with the battlepass

we need an sl shop

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/boo-gif-19787475173016375

[fringe hornet]

i remember when i was drunk for the first time and asked here for help and someone told me to not go to sleep so i don't vomit in sleep and die

[delicate bramble]

cigs and beer daily is bad for health

[polar spade]

Dont be drunk then

[brisk garnet]

water is wet

[jolly arrow]

how much does beer cost where you from

[delicate bramble]

damn... good argument

[fringe hornet]

i actually haven't been for 5 months already

[jolly arrow]

i dont need 5 L of beer for dinner, 1 L is enough lol

[gaunt talon]

Thought you were making up some price for the site 02 cafeteria

[brisk garnet]

£12 for a bottle of vodka

[gaunt talon]

Then I read the rest of the conversation

[jolly arrow]

wow nice but that wasnt the question

[brisk garnet]

oh ur a ragebaiter

lame

[jolly arrow]

???

[jolly arrow]

beer is not vodka

[grizzled totem]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs4-snake-bait-old-snake-mgs-bait-bait-used-to-be-believable-gif-16665329923744849402

[brisk garnet]

i dont drink beer

[jolly arrow]

so you just made up 10 bucks for beer

L

[delicate bramble]

but what if vodka is beer?

[jolly arrow]

its not

[fringe hornet]

beer is so expensive for me vodka gets the job done quick

[delicate bramble]

you missed the joke

[fringe hornet]

vodka is made out of potatoes beer is made out of wheat i believe

[delicate bramble]

vodka is potatoes now? what are these russians doing!!

[jolly arrow]

can you add me where you made a joke please

[brisk garnet]

why do people drink beer

it tastes like piss

[jolly arrow]

nah

[fringe hornet]

bc it's awesome

[jolly arrow]

never ever drank good beer then

[brisk garnet]

and yes i know what piss tastes like

[delicate bramble]

I reversed it

[jolly arrow]

Austria has good beer 🔥

[fringe hornet]

have you ever had beer after a pizza

[brisk garnet]

accidently drank my dad's piss 5 years ago

[delicate bramble]

dude

[brisk garnet]

he kept it in a bottle

[fringe hornet]

?????????????

[delicate bramble]

no details

[fringe hornet]

ohhh

[delicate bramble]

NO DETAILS

[fringe hornet]

same actually

[delicate bramble]

SHUT

[fringe hornet]

but 10 years ago

[delicate bramble]

WHAT

[jolly arrow]

Austria Nr2 World Wide beer drinker 🔥

[fringe hornet]

even more

[fringe hornet]

I WAS 4 OR 5 I THOUGHT IT WAS APPLE JUICE

[jolly arrow]

its valid that the Czech are nr1, their beer is great

[fringe hornet]

i agree

[jolly arrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266047228338896946/1308695582604398602/yeah1.gif

[fringe hornet]

me

[brisk garnet]

my guy, this is not a working man's breakfast

[fringe hornet]

soon

hopefully

asap

[acoustic moat]

The working class in the 18th century had a very different lifestyle to us today. We have it pretty easy nowadays where most of us are middle-class. Most people back then were workers whose whole lifes were spent pretty much working a trade like blacksmithing or tending a field.

'Lunch' wasn't called lunch back then and was instead called dinner, meaning that that plate there was often the last big thing anyone ate, usually in the middle of the working day. After work they go home and eat like a pudding or something then go to sleep.

[fringe hornet]

❤️❤️

[acoustic moat]

Wake up, eat some eggs and meat, work till the afternoon, eat dinner, work till the sun drops, eat something small, then sleep

[brisk garnet]

a real working man's breakfast is toast or coco pops

[jolly arrow]

working mans breakfast if we burn the bourgeoisie 🔥

[acoustic moat]

Toast and coco pops started becoming breakfast when the gentry started getting replaced by the bourgeousie

[simple abyss]

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper

[gaunt talon]

Dinner like a paper

[jolly arrow]

this or just eat a bullet 🔥

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-cobain-nirvana-kurt-cobain-smoking-kurt-cobain-smoking-a-cigarette-gif-1404711523471374692

[acoustic moat]

the social standing of the bourgeousie coming into existence was such a clutch for us living today

had that not happened we'd all still be peasants serving a 0,0001% nobility

[jolly arrow]

i beg to differ

[acoustic moat]

I would be part of that 0,0001% nobility

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/spiritus-guillotine-france-robespierre-robspierre-gif-9209812889856449347

[delicate bramble]

does anyone know when larry's new update drop (yes I am dum)

[acoustic moat]

also I admire that you have bourgeousie in your vocabulary that's not something I see often

[gaunt talon]

14.1

[delicate bramble]

and when does that drop (yes I am really stupid)

[gaunt talon]

Before summer

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/100plastic-gif-24476037

[delicate bramble]

I see

[polar spade]

Has anyone here read the communist manifesto?

[jolly arrow]

only a bit

[gaunt talon]

Partly

[polar spade]

I read like halfway, then lost the book in another country

Someone is going to be very confused why the hell there’s just a manifesto there

[jolly arrow]

Northwood can you hire me plese, i am good at

uhmm

uh

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1221947154613141585.gif?size=160&name=my+grip+on+reality+is+gone

[gaunt talon]

Moral support

[orchid kraken]

Me as kid imagining holding a gun

[brisk garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/nugget-chicken-meme-tt-tiktok-gif-9283300680097326569

[jolly arrow]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 2 hours, 28 minutes, 36 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[limpid vector]

Gentlemen the gaming set up is almost complete

I have a keyboard

A mouse

And a microphone

The screen and a headset is also already available

Now just the PC

[swift imp]

does your headset have cat ears

[limpid vector]

no

[simple abyss]

It's not a real gamer setup then sorry

[limpid vector]

😔

[strong dune]

Are you sure?

[arctic kelp]

crows suck

[strong dune]

I mean they are alright

[dull schooner]

anybody wanna play a server I just mades?

[strong dune]

An scp server?

[dull schooner]

yea

[strong dune]

How many peps join already?

[dull schooner]

none of my friends want on

none

I made it 4 hours ago

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-laughing-gif-lol-funny-loud-laugh-gif-7926424135311815001

sorry that was mean

whats the name?

[dull schooner]

No, it's fine.

[strong dune]

Hey man

[dull schooner]

I'm used to it

[strong dune]

Its hard to get new people

Ill join in a minute

[dull schooner]

It's Chloe's Murder Tavern

[jolly arrow]

Thanks ill avoid it 🙏

jk i am checking it out rn

[dull schooner]

Probably a good idea

and tbh

I dunno how man people it can handle

new hosting thingy

[sleek estuary]

4gb of ram and a somewhat decent cpu is all thats needed

[dull schooner]

its starting rq

hehe

1 gig ram

iom brokes

[sleek estuary]

understandable

[dull schooner]

51.81.57.217:27046
1.07 GHz1 GHz
1.04 GB1 GB
0.77 GB30 GB

its up

[cold vine]

whats the IP

[dull schooner]

51.81.57.217:27046

[strong dune]

im in it

[dull schooner]

oiki

i might not talk

my coughing is really bad today

[strong dune]

As well as your ping

[cold vine]

lagging so hard

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/auughhh-brain-meme-augh-brain-fun-meme-gif-26336320

[dull schooner]

I'm just gonna pay for one

it is a lemehost thing

[sleek estuary]

u can get a good host for about $10

[strong dune]

Where are you from by any chance

[sleek estuary]

also ovh kinda poo

[fresh bridge]

what are yall talking abt?

SL?

or mC

[sleek estuary]

sl

[fresh bridge]

alr

[sleek estuary]

ffs my wifi is dying and i joined late again

[dull schooner]

USA

[jolly arrow]

i wonder why

[dull schooner]

Where?

[cold vine]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-when-angry-lxxbig-shang-abi-chinese-tiktok-douyin-gif-23504730

[dull schooner]

They've never joined

I'd want a cheap but good thing

is this good? 3 GB RAM
2 GHz CPU
30 GB NVMe SSD
100 Mbps (unmetered)

[sleek estuary]

these aren't bad specs, but im not sure how good the host is + networking on it

not sure about the 100 Mbps (unmetered) part, but might be fine

[dull schooner]

What's a good host?

thats cheap

I'm dirt broke lol

[cold vine]

will player limit stay at 10 ?

[dull schooner]

idk

I found a shockbyte one for 8 players

5 bucks a month

[cold vine]

do you guys got any idea how many player can play on $6 one

[sleek estuary]

honestly, just getting a vps and setting up SL in cli is good, but only if you have experience, let me get a list of hosts

[strong dune]

hit me up when you get a new server

[dull schooner]

oki

[sleek estuary]

either terabit or shockbyte is what most ppl use that dont have experience w servers

stay the hell away from zap hosting

https://en.scpslgame.com/index.php?title=Server_Info#Hosting_a_server these are also hosting options

[dull schooner]

I JUST clicked on that

[sleek estuary]

zap hosting very bad

and not good

[dull schooner]

7 a month is still a bit

[sleek estuary]

everyone i know including myself have had a horrible time with them

[dull schooner]

i'm already paying 20$/m for my shadowpc

Would YOU yourself sday it's worth it?

[sleek estuary]

uh

what host

and how much

[dull schooner]

7$/m

terabit

1 CPU Thread(s)
2GB DDR4/DDR5 RAM
10GB NVMe SSD Storage
Shared IP Address
1 Backup(s) Available
Located in Dallas

[jolly arrow]

is dallas texas

[fresh bridge]

no its a city in texas

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cowboy-dancing-kid-spagetti-legs-dance-gif-18407973917863252684

[fresh bridge]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 5 hours, 47 minutes, 5 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[sleek estuary]

you might be able to get something better, ima check

[strong dune]

What about hosting

With the console

[dull schooner]

wehat about this

Game Server - 4 GB
4GB RAM
Unlimited NVMe SSD
Unlimited Slots
Global Locations
Instant Setup
Custom Control Panel
$11.96 / per month
ORDER package

[sleek estuary]

thats not a thing

[dull schooner]

bisect hosting

[sleek estuary]

either u mean a vps

[brisk garnet]

why do people decide to live in london, when you can just decide not to live in london

[sleek estuary]

or localadmin, which you need to use to host a server

[sleek estuary]

its more, but i haven't heard bad things about them

[dull schooner]

so.. good or bad?

[sleek estuary]

its good

but in ur case, it costs a bit more

[dull schooner]

is there anything good but cheap?

I can';t afford alot rn

[jolly arrow]

save your money then

[dull schooner]

I wanna get this up tho

Because then if its popular

I'll have my buy me a coffee on there

meaning some revenue

and i can keep the server running

[sleek estuary]

https://my.forestracks.com/store/scpsl-servers cheaper w better specs

[jolly arrow]

huge if right there

[sleek estuary]

but honestly, it might be better if you just save ur money until your in a better place

[dull schooner]

Chloe see low numbers

Chloe like

[sleek estuary]

starting a game server and getting it popular can be hard

[dull schooner]

I probably won't make it to a better place

[jolly arrow]

Chloe loses money

chloe sad

[dull schooner]

I'm not expected past november

So i'm not really loosing anything if I do go broke

@sleek estuary I'd have to do the 7.50 one tho, right?

Or would the 4$ one work

[sleek estuary]

honestly, maybe try the 4 one, in case there are issues your likely able to upgrade

[dull schooner]

ok

Does it support refunds if it sucks?

[sleek estuary]

i can check

[dull schooner]

oki

Can you help me make a rule pastebin too?

[sleek estuary]

based on their tos (https://forestracks.com/legal/terms-of-service) you can get a refund within 3 days

[sleek estuary]

sure i dont mind

[dull schooner]

Thank you :]

ok thank god

I'll buy it then

see how it goes

I CAN TRANSFER

WEOW

[lunar siren]

Hi

[sleek estuary]

[dull schooner]

I feel very scared to click on my paypal account

Zinidia?

Whats that?

[sleek estuary]

no idea

[quiet basin]

that’s forest racks ceo iirc

[dull schooner]

oki

[sleek estuary]

ong forestracks prices and specs are pretty good, might get a server at some point

[dull schooner]

im already trying to reset my password and it wont let me

it locked me out

ok nvm

WHOA IT INSTALLED FAST

[quiet basin]

They’re alright

I’m more of a interservers enjoyer atm

[sleek estuary]

good lord i forgot about interservers

they keep fucking sending me a email about my domain getting renewed when I stopped paying for it years ago

wait no

cpanel something for an ip

[quiet basin]

[sleek estuary]

[quiet basin]

Moment

[dull schooner]

what

[quiet basin]

For me, the dedi deals were too hard to ignore

[dull schooner]

@sleek estuary can you help with pastebin thing now please?

[strong dune]

You’re never gonna recover financially

[fresh bridge]

did u have to lease this?

[dull schooner]

almost done

[sleek estuary]

sure, dms so we dont flood general

[sleek estuary]

idek

[dull schooner]

ok :]

[sleek estuary]

ggs

[quiet basin]

Yeah you’re gonna go broke

[sleek estuary]

gotta sell everything now

[meager slate]

Sell your soul

To me

[strong dune]

Why are you censoring?

Dont be afraid

[fresh bridge]

what u need it for

is it a good cause?

[meager slate]

My doodad

[meager slate]

Mhm

[fresh bridge]

tf is a doodad😭 \

[jolly arrow]

can yo be my sugar daddy

[sleek estuary]

u right

[meager slate]

A contraption of mine

[sleek estuary]

[meager slate]

Go insure the quality

Or assure or whatever

[sleek estuary]

go moderate the mod

or whatever

[fresh bridge]

im sold

[jolly arrow]

do you have a dingybums too? Or Glopydoop

[meager slate]

I'll moderate you

[gilded timber]

Stab command inbound

[meager slate]

I wouldn't do that, come on

Go die

[hazy citrus]

hello friends

[meager slate]

!stab @fresh bridge

[jolly arrow]

Blimbleflop

[hazy citrus]

hi auro

[snow umbra]

waltuhwhite3979#0 has been muted in this server.

[gilded timber]

Evidence suggests otherwise

[meager slate]

hi shoddy

[meager slate]

236

[gilded timber]

See

[jolly arrow]

Noodlegomp

[gilded timber]

237 now

You monster

[hazy citrus]

hello lucid

[meager slate]

I am a villain, not a monster..

[gilded timber]

Hi :D

[meager slate]

!unstab @fresh bridge

[sleek estuary]

damn auro, how short are you?

[snow umbra]

waltuhwhite3979#0 unmuted in this server.

[fresh bridge]

saw my name there twice lol

[jolly arrow]

quippledipple

[hazy citrus]

i am a monster

[fresh bridge]

idk why she targets me fr

[meager slate]

!shoot @sleek estuary

[snow umbra]

dentytxr#0 has been muted in this server.

[jolly arrow]

twerpledinkiby

[meager slate]

I wonder why

[jolly arrow]

wogglenog

[fresh bridge]

'i wonder too\

[meager slate]

!unstab @sleek estuary

[hazy citrus]

what are these words

[snow umbra]

dentytxr#0 unmuted in this server.

[meager slate]

Before I pass out

and you remain muted for days

[fresh bridge]

i dont even know if you're short or not

[sleek estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/short-fight-tall-gif-21229601

[fresh bridge]

marshall said it once so i believed it

[meager slate]

!stab @sleek estuary

Gn denty

[hazy citrus]

hi denty

[fresh bridge]

and ngl u never denied it just stabbed e for bringing it

[snow umbra]

dentytxr#0 has been muted in this server.

[fresh bridge]

up

[hazy citrus]

bye denty

[jolly arrow]

not short but tiny

[meager slate]

I'm actually quite tall

[fresh bridge]

thats not bad

[meager slate]

184

cm

[fresh bridge]

nanometers?

[gilded timber]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hand-back-away-dog-leave-disgusted-gif-15798798190133447846

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/the-joker-heath-ledger-gif-19964065

[fresh bridge]

sorry sorry soprry

sorry

[gilded timber]

It's ok Auro

[fresh bridge]

sorry

[gilded timber]

We accept you

[jolly arrow]

18.4cm mabye

[meager slate]

Okay

!stab @fresh bridge

[fresh bridge]

we cant change somethings about orselves

[meager slate]

!stab @jolly arrow

[snow umbra]

waltuhwhite3979#0 has been muted in this server.

aalexderaal#0 has been muted in this server.

[meager slate]

Peace at last

[polar spade]

Why is it London in here?

[meager slate]

https://tenor.com/view/payday-police-assaut-payday-2-gif-18000108343583069257

[polar spade]

Serial stabber

[meager slate]

They get what they fucking deserve..

[sleek estuary]

im starting a petition to blacklist short people from joining northwood

[meager slate]

Who unstabbed you

[sleek estuary]

react to this message if you will sign it

[meager slate]

!stab @sleek estuary

[snow umbra]

dentytxr#0 has been muted in this server.

[gilded timber]

I was worried you would forget

Again

[hazy citrus]

why is friend stabbing another friend :(

[meager slate]

Dont you worry

[quick knot]

[hazy citrus]

stabbing kills people

[meager slate]

If I dont type for 10 mins

[hazy citrus]

which is bad

[meager slate]

I fell asleep

[quick knot]

no it doesnt

it is just a british greeting

[hazy citrus]

hi terran

[meager slate]

Wrong reply

Terran

[quick knot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/458030107324579841/707051368623636590/ezgif-2-3cc36a7682b7.gif

[meager slate]

Anything but that

[strong dune]

Old ass gif

[meager slate]

!unstab @fresh bridge

[snow umbra]

waltuhwhite3979#0 unmuted in this server.

[quick knot]

you're old

[meager slate]

!unstab @jolly arrow

[snow umbra]

aalexderaal#0 unmuted in this server.

[jolly arrow]

nibble nabble

[strong dune]

Cuz i went to the beach that makes you old

[jolly arrow]

fizzle faddle

giggly gaggly

[meager slate]

!unstab @sleek estuary

[jolly arrow]

tony tiny

auro

[snow umbra]

dentytxr#0 unmuted in this server.

[meager slate]

I didn't forget anyone did I

[strong dune]

Never any moderation going on with you

[fresh bridge]

auro

[sleek estuary]

im 🆓

[strong dune]

Just stabbing people

[fresh bridge]

please listen to me when i say this

[strong dune]

Jack the ripper

Looking ass

[meager slate]

Auro the ripper

[eager wadi]

shitter

[hazy citrus]

hello nathan

[strong dune]

Its scarier cuz your name is now in it

[meager slate]

Hm?

[fresh bridge]

being short makes you the auro we all know and love❤️ if you were tall you wouldnbt be our auro❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-albert-albert-wesker-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-gif-5143688443782660001

[eager wadi]

spoingus you're 4'10

[meager slate]

Be very careful

Out there

[fresh bridge]

alright bro where are the cameras?

[fresh bridge]

yep

[sleek estuary]

hi its been a while

[meager slate]

Real information

[swift imp]

Poor spoingus

[fresh bridge]

im actually 4'10.03

[sleek estuary]

like 5 years

[meager slate]

Validated

[sleek estuary]

!rep 219548889076858880

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hazy citrus a reputation point!

[fresh bridge]

nah fr tho

[meager slate]

It was deserved

[jolly arrow]

Auro a hobbit with anger issues

[meager slate]

It's just what happens

[meager slate]

!stab @jolly arrow

[strong dune]

Its okay to ping people

[fresh bridge]

😭

[meager slate]

Some of you dont learn from your mistakes

[snow umbra]

aalexderaal#0 has been muted in this server.

[fresh bridge]

nah fr tho

aalex is really mean

auro

[sleek estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-laugh-dies-dies-of-laughter-gif-16333178292675891297

[eager wadi]

red bull is the best german drink

[quick knot]

guys help, Auro got lost in the McDonald's Playplace

[jolly arrow]

AUSTRIAN

ITS AUSTRIAN

[fresh bridge]

red bull is buns

[eager wadi]

australian?

[jolly arrow]

DOW DARE YOU ITALIAN BOY

[eager wadi]

best australian drink

[meager slate]

Terran I will boil your head

[jolly arrow]

NOOOOO KANGAROOOS

[quick knot]

[fresh bridge]

funny cause i believe this😭

[eager wadi]

back to the german barracks

[latent jackal]

Morning chat

[umbral tartan]

hi

[eager wadi]

[jolly arrow]

good morning dino gazz, how was your night

[latent jackal]

Could've been better

[jolly arrow]

Aye get yourself a coffe and drink 2 glases of water and the day will be great either way

[minor goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-bite-orange-cat-orange-cat-attack-gif-10142361798712867466

[quick knot]

nuh uh

[eager wadi]

yup

welcome back to the EU

[jolly arrow]

And dont forget to eat nutritious meals, you want to get taller right? Not like certain someones

[eager wadi]

[quick knot]

NEVER

[jolly arrow]

Please Auro no

no stab

[meager slate]

You know

[latent jackal]

I see you all are still on that high house of a joke

[fresh bridge]

he never mentioned auro i think this is okay

not that i think it was for auro

nevermind

forget it

[meager slate]

I feel like being tall is probably not even that advantageous

[quick knot]

larger hitbox

[latent jackal]

Bad back pains

[quick knot]

less hiding spots

[jolly arrow]

the air is better up there

[eager wadi]

large hitbox, back pain, low stamina

[fresh bridge]

-Ankle biter😭

[jolly arrow]

i dont need to kneel down to speak with people like auro LOLOLOL

[meager slate]

!stab @fresh bridge

[snow umbra]

waltuhwhite3979#0 has been muted in this server.

[latent jackal]

saw that one coming

[meager slate]

!stab @jolly arrow

[snow umbra]

aalexderaal#0 has been muted in this server.

[quick knot]

stabbings are illegal

[latent jackal]

it's a massacre!

[eager wadi]

anyways

[meager slate]

They wont learn

[eager wadi]

red bull being german am i right?

[quick knot]

cause it's funny

[meager slate]

Marshall had to be stabbed many, MANY times

Don't be like Marshall

[latent jackal]

Red Bull was derived from a similar drink called Krating Daeng which originated in Thailand but created and owned by the Austrian company

What

[eager wadi]

thai drink

@jolly arrow haha

[meager slate]

!unstab @fresh bridge

[fresh bridge]

yk auro

[snow umbra]

waltuhwhite3979#0 unmuted in this server.

[fresh bridge]

you are more advantagious

[meager slate]

!unstab @jolly arrow

[snow umbra]

aalexderaal#0 unmuted in this server.

[meager slate]

I dont want to hear a single word out of your mouth

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-donald-trump-donald-trump-fake-news-fake-news-gif-3434055107152946442

[eager wadi]

red bull best thai drink

[fresh bridge]

a single word out of your mouth

[meager slate]

That's stupid..

[jolly arrow]

Playing with fire spoingus

[fresh bridge]

ik bro

but its like

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/lawson-joel-peat-lighter-lighters-in-the-air-gif-19112457

[fresh bridge]

how far till u get burned

[meager slate]

It wont be a first degree burn

[eager wadi]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[eager wadi]

!rep @swift imp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @swift imp a reputation point!

[jolly arrow]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 24 minutes, 5 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[fresh bridge]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 4 hours, 43 minutes, 56 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[fresh bridge]

!rep @eager wadi

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 4 hours, 43 minutes, 41 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[latent jackal]

So, Redbull came from Thailand, was picked up by germans, and was founded in Austria

[jolly arrow]

AUSTRIA 🇦🇹 LAND DER BERGE LAND DER STRÖME LAND DER ÄCKER LAND DER DÖME 🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹🦅🦅🦅🦅

Best country

[eager wadi]

Dome? i loved that map in the original MW3

[jolly arrow]

HELL YEAH

[fresh bridge]

whats an austria

[jolly arrow]

BEST COUNTRY

[eager wadi]

a spy capital

[jolly arrow]

HELL YEAH NUMBER 1

[fresh bridge]

if its the best country

how come they didnt make red bull and the germans did instead?

also

austria and germany are the same thing

[eager wadi]

south german language

[jolly arrow]

Germans did also ww2, ww1

[polar spade]

And lost

[eager wadi]

wrong

[jolly arrow]

We had nothing to do with that

[polar spade]

Both

[latent jackal]

Lets not start this

[jolly arrow]

We are neutral remember

[eager wadi]

austria-hungary did ww1, and an austrian caused ww2

[fresh bridge]

true

[eager wadi]

austrians are built to fail

[jolly arrow]

Small (auro) country which is neutral would never start anything

[eager wadi]

[latent jackal]

Nathan you're not helping

[eager wadi]

!stab @jolly arrow

[fresh bridge]

@meager slate

[eager wadi]

i helped

[latent jackal]

... Yeah

I guess that works.

[snow umbra]

aalexderaal#0 has been muted in this server.

[fresh bridge]

Lmao

[jolly arrow]

Huh

[tough tapir]

roingus

[eager wadi]

Gotta spill the facts

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[polar spade]

He survived

!seabunny

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/unfortunately-i-died-but-i-survived-ice-age-buck-crash-gif-17916310

[meager slate]

[fresh bridge]

heyyy

[jolly arrow]

And it took the whole world to take us down 🙏🏼

[fresh bridge]

my favorite tall person

[meager slate]

That actually wasn't funny

Like not even joking

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thumbs-up-cat-thumbs-up-meme-stock-image-gif-27117830

[fresh bridge]

who?

is she talking about me or the austrian?

[eager wadi]

soviets did most of the work

[meager slate]

The gif you sent

[fresh bridge]

not something to brag about

[meager slate]

I genuinely hate that

[eager wadi]

while west was mostly in france and italy

[fresh bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thumbs-up-cat-thumbs-up-meme-stock-image-gif-27117830

[quick knot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1227131981024727070/1289584292833529979/ded.gif

[brisk garnet]

fellas is it gay to give urself a cookie after completing work/a task

[fresh bridge]

yeah

[fresh bridge]

bro waht the fuck?😭

[solar glacier]

I like Australia

[brisk garnet]

does bro keep this in his special folder to get off to when he gets lonely

[meager slate]

What.

[fresh bridge]

nah its funny asf

[polar spade]

[fresh bridge]

thats not something to admit on an scp server😭

especially not one you plan to stay in

[solar glacier]

Couldn’t waterboard that out of the average Joe

We should know a little less

[fresh bridge]

106 couldnt get that info outta me

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/five-nights-at-freddys-sebastian-kurz-österreich-bundeskanzler-austria-gif-22870499

[meager slate]

Atleast they were honest

I suppose

[polar spade]

That’s a first

[solar glacier]

They come from the land down under

[fresh bridge]

bro took one sip and thought 'you know what would hit the spot?, Another sip!"

[solar glacier]

You better run you better take cover

[brisk garnet]

i mean the worst thing was that it was still warm

[meager slate]

This guy looks like Chuck-E-Cheese

[fresh bridge]

bro stop

[solar glacier]

I heard a donkey ate a bunch of malaria vaccines

[polar spade]

Too much detail

[solar glacier]

Like thousands

[fresh bridge]

4k

[polar spade]

Amnestics for all

[fresh bridge]

he ate 2k

and decided another 2k would do the trick

[meager slate]

Okay no actually stop

[solar glacier]

Must’ve been fire

How does a malaria vaccine taste

[polar spade]

Lets test out Discord’s new ignore feature

[meager slate]

Switch topics

[solar glacier]

Like out of genuine curiosity

[polar spade]

While we still have our sanity

[solar glacier]

I need a post another bunny video

Look at this gluttonous beast

[meager slate]

bnuuy

[jolly arrow]

What a cute fella

[meager slate]

Size of a grape

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/baothelop-glasses-bunny-professorial-gif-5087943380944875848

[jolly arrow]

I still can’t get the piss drinker out of my head

[meager slate]

Stop talking

Fr

[polar spade]

His greed will be his downfall

[latent jackal]

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thumbs-up-cat-thumbs-up-meme-stock-image-gif-27117830

[fresh bridge]

bro where did i put my dynamite shaped and colored like green grapes, i hope a small bunny doesnt mistake it for the fruit

[solar glacier]

Shi that’s the one I ate mb

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/caesar-anthonio-zeppeli-jo-jos-bizarre-mad-angry-pissed-gif-15097694

[meager slate]

Evil

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/vampire-adventure-time-evil-evil-thing-gif-9637053

[solar glacier]

I think we Americans should invade Canada so that we can get closer to the fallout universe

[fresh bridge]

or get closer to norhtwood studios

[polar spade]

Best timeline

[solar glacier]

I’ve been plotting

[fresh bridge]

all ears

[polar spade]

Invade Canada to get closer to SL universe

[fresh bridge]

invade canada just for a laugh

[meager slate]

Northwood is in atlantis

[solar glacier]

Northern woodlands

[meager slate]

(Secret)

[solar glacier]

Northwood was in Yugoslavia

[solar glacier]

But then it broke up so it moved to Poland

[polar spade]

But you’re called Northwood

[solar glacier]

W

[meager slate]

The point of the name is to mislead

[polar spade]

Just destroyed like a hundred dollars worth of product

[meager slate]

We are atleantwood

[solar glacier]

Guys gotta eat

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/howmanylies-haveibeen-told-gif-23177052

[fresh bridge]

bro yall arent some cool organization that goverments want for themselves😭

[polar spade]

Organisation without a cool name

[solar glacier]

Northwood is like the cia

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/perry-the-platypus-hat-phineas-and-ferb-smirk-squinting-gif-21156768

[meager slate]

Is what we expect you to believe

[jolly arrow]

oh so if you shoot all class ds in light, its actually a Srebrenica reference?

[polar spade]

OWCA is the best organisation

[fresh bridge]

fire her she just leaked the secret site😭

[meager slate]

I am too high value

[solar glacier]

Yes.

[meager slate]

An asset impossible to replace

[solar glacier]

They strap down their members and brainwash them

Full MK ultra to be loyal to the northwood name

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/lethal-company-lethal-company-lethalcompany-we-trust-you-will-be-a-great-asset-to-the-company-gif-17316297227959408769

[solar glacier]

And punish us common folk, (non mod staff)

So we have to rise up and revolt

[fresh bridge]

[fresh bridge]

[eager wadi]

well there arent hungarians as special as you so

[meager slate]

Thank you nathan

[quick knot]

womp womp

[fresh bridge]

are hungarians hunry or do they say hungary?

[meager slate]

Real

[meager slate]

Are you dead or dead

!stab @fresh bridge

[snow umbra]

waltuhwhite3979#0 has been muted in this server.

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/28stab-wounds-criminal-killer-interrogate-gif-17937824

[solar glacier]

OH NO

[jolly arrow]

yo aurora you from hungary? fire gulash over there

[solar glacier]

he’s been silenced

[latent jackal]

This keeps happening

[solar glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-movie-projector-gif-19435282

[quick knot]

auro

[solar glacier]

It’s literally 1984

[meager slate]

[quick knot]

that knife is gonna become dull

[quick knot]

eventually it is gonna break

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/austria-hungary-flag-gif-11676065686834277985

[meager slate]

I sharpen it with the cries of those who rest permanently

[polar spade]

If they're resting permanently, they aren't crying

[solar glacier]

Spoingus can you still hear us

From the other side

[polar spade]

Not a very sustainable source

[jolly arrow]

spoingus we will never forget you 🙏 Rest in pieces

[meager slate]

Don't believe me?

[solar glacier]

They killed spoingus

He died as a martyr

[meager slate]

Is that whar youre saying

[polar spade]

Im about to get stabbed aren't I

[jolly arrow]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 15 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[polar spade]

[meager slate]

!stab @polar spade

[solar glacier]

NOOO

[snow umbra]

goodman_the_user#0 has been muted in this server.

[latent jackal]

Sigh.

[fickle loom]

Ha he got stabbed

[latent jackal]

Auro you need to stop doing this

[solar glacier]

Dictatorship @latent jackal we demand civil rights

[meager slate]

Thanks for making sure I dont fall asleep and leave someone muted again..

[eager wadi]

skibidi

[jolly arrow]

Auro you have good Gulash recipe

[eager wadi]

!shoot @fickle loom

[snow umbra]

scporigami#0 has been muted in this server.

[quick knot]

where is sock

[latent jackal]

[meager slate]

!unstab @fresh bridge

[fresh bridge]

okay this time it wasnt warranted

[snow umbra]

waltuhwhite3979#0 unmuted in this server.

[meager slate]

!unstab @polar spade

[latent jackal]

"Worth it"

[polar spade]

Still worth it

[snow umbra]

goodman_the_user#0 unmuted in this server.

[fickle loom]

Mod abuse

[eager wadi]

pooman

hi

[fickle loom]

lol

[eager wadi]

[meager slate]

You just like being stabbed huh

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/hamsters-knife-gif-25539330

[meager slate]

Weirdo

[fresh bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/hungary-gif-1142201547216426190

[polar spade]

At some point, you get used to it

[fickle loom]

Well, I got shot

[quick knot]

LIVE FOOTAGE OF AURO

[meager slate]

I cant be mad at this

[polar spade]

its not that different from getting bit all the time

[quick knot]

watch as they trip on a power cord

[polar spade]

And Im brown now... great

[fresh bridge]

calling u short btw auro

[polar spade]

My name makes no sense

[fresh bridge]

stab her

!

[latent jackal]

Brownman

[jolly arrow]

do you have a good gulash recipe

[quick knot]

her?

[meager slate]

Can't be mad at the hampter

[willow shoal]

Scpman

[fresh bridge]

sorry chat

[fresh bridge]

STAB HIM

[polar spade]

Man

[meager slate]

Not on my mind rn

But probably!

[quick knot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/458030107324579841/1353888212413579284/caption.gif

[polar spade]

Make this a command

[quick knot]

YES

[eager wadi]

!warn @quick knot skibidi

[latent jackal]

lol

[quick knot]

oh no

[quick knot]

:(

[meager slate]

Dont make that a command..

[quick knot]

not even a 0 point

[jolly arrow]

if you ever find yourself having a good gulash recipe in front of you. Remember this conversation and send me gulash recipe please 🙏

[quick knot]

my clean record

ruined

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-star-wars-emperor-palpatine-palpatine-gif-799657800635657398

[meager slate]

Hi @velvet mason

[quick knot]

LIES

[polar spade]

Nuh uh

[quick knot]

thanks greenman

[quick knot]

and dino

[polar spade]

Dinoman

[quick knot]

I WIN THIS TIME NATHAN

[eager wadi]

make it a command?

okie dokie

[meager slate]

[eager wadi]

!cc create skibidi https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407010042707989/1353888461224022057/Screenshot_20250325_012852_Discord.jpg?ex=67e34a63&is=67e1f8e3&hm=b49341f4d93844f68204e74b040479077938a11314baa1e49c97e9bf67094760&

[snow umbra]

Custom command successfully added.

[quick knot]

NOOO

[latent jackal]

pff

[meager slate]

!skibidi

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407010042707989/1353888461224022057/Screenshot_20250325_012852_Discord.jpg?ex=67e34a63&is=67e1f8e3&hm=b49341f4d93844f68204e74b040479077938a11314baa1e49c97e9bf67094760&

[polar spade]

:(

[meager slate]

AWESOME

[polar spade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/458030107324579841/1353888212413579284/caption.gif