general-chat

[limpid vector]

And the F-14 too

Take that you stupid fucking bugs

fuck you and your fungi

[shrewd gull]

Chimp biology is related to their tool usage

[quick knot]

Bacteria was the first living creature in space

If you count animals. Than it isn't USSR despite popular belief

That dog was just the first mammal

[tame hollow]

it was my hamster

[quick knot]

USA sent flies up earlier

[limpid vector]

Also

Funny enough

[fallow kite]

It was a capybara

[limpid vector]

German ww1 warships were used for space as well

[quick knot]

A lot of space stuff have German origins

especially post WW2

[limpid vector]

So there’s probably a satellite floating around who’s sank a couple of ships before it became a satellite

[quick knot]

Being a German scientist was the easiest way to stay alive

[shrewd gull]

Yup

[limpid vector]

They did make some wacky shit

[quick knot]

You were "useful"

[limpid vector]

One of the more questionable things was the ME-163

[limpid vector]

Which had a terrifying flaw btw

Anyone ever heard of the test flight incident

[shrewd gull]

Educate us…

[limpid vector]

Alright so

Before I tell you guys

A little background

The fuel of the ME-163 also know as T-Stoff was infamous for how incredibly acidic and corrosive it was

[limpid vector]

If you had a singular fuel leak you would be screwed

[fallow kite]

More then the M29 Davy Crockett

[limpid vector]

During a test flight

[quick knot]

Let me guess

An executive forced a flight

Despite being told the dangers

[limpid vector]

Yeah uh

That’s not the worst part

There was a fuel leak

[quick knot]

Something happened with the Challenger

[limpid vector]

INSIDE THE COCKPIT

now would be the perfect time for a thousand yard emoji gif

That’s not even the worst part

[shrewd gull]

Titan submersible reference

[limpid vector]

Now the pilot attempts an emergency landing

[limpid vector]

More so ends up as a crash

The cockpit is still somehow intact

[limpid vector]

Emergency crews rush to the aircraft

[quick knot]

It is sad that the engineers know when it isn't safe to launch

But executives see money

[shrewd gull]

What remained….

[limpid vector]

Only to find the pilot turned to liquid

[quick knot]

An entire generation of students got traumatized

[unreal shadow]

A lot of German scientist who help in researching and bringing about some of the worse chemical weapons in ww2 where spared from justice since there knowledge was so valuable

[shrewd gull]

The money outweighs the engineers most times

[limpid vector]

The T-Stoff melted the fucking pilot into a mess

[shrewd gull]

I wouldn’t wanna be stuck cleaning up human slurry after that.

[limpid vector]

However a compliment to the pilot

He still managed to put his plane back on the ground

Even though he was literally being liquefied

It’s a terrible way to go

[quick knot]

"Sir. The rocket is frozen. We can't launch it!

"I don't give a damn. We need to launch it so kids are interested in space!"

Challenger explodes while kids all over the nation were watching it live

[shrewd gull]

☠️

That contradiction tho

[limpid vector]

Yep

[quick knot]

A teacher was on board

It was an event

[shrewd gull]

Seriously?

[limpid vector]

Yesh

[quick knot]

Classes all pause so students can watch it

She would teach from space

[limpid vector]

The first female teacher in space

[quick knot]

Originally

[shrewd gull]

But it exploded

[quick knot]

They were gonna have Big Bird in the ship

[limpid vector]

Seeing your own teacher blow up right in front of your eyes is terrible

[quick knot]

The Big Bird

[limpid vector]

Yeah that would’ve actually been horrible

Sesame Street would have a hard time recovering

[quick knot]

Text wall

Crush their skull

[misty violet]

CHAT WALL

[drowsy gate]

Oh right

this is general

[misty violet]

SEND IN THE MOD ARMY

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-albert-albert-wesker-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-gif-5143688443782660001

[drowsy gate]

I thought discussions

[tame hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/646114205342105601/1260675056544124978/feba9716daef531c38b3941ac3dd59941644147f9f7133b9b5d963c77e5b90b2_1.gif

[drowsy gate]

I was going to put this in discussions raaahhh

[oblique sand]

https://tenor.com/view/timboulder-futurama-bender-gif-17108718790171461205

[shrewd gull]

Put what

[drowsy gate]

Something funny

[limpid vector]

God I looked somewhere else for a single second

And this shit happens

[strong dune]

Something funny right now

[misty violet]

discord is crazy

[quick knot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760317894663602177/1353119475087577190/ezgif-77add2cb9696e1.gif

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/wah-serval-wah-serval-blue-corner-wah-wah-wah-gif-9294668074869302114

[true drum]

https://tenor.com/view/i-don't-know-idk-idk-about-that-gif-7336250873949261946

[fossil wasp]

WOAH WHAT KIND OF CAT IS THAT

[limpid vector]

Yep

[limpid vector]

Ocelot

[tight ermine]

Serval

https://tenor.com/view/sogga-serval-money-cash-gif-5737146421950837829

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/my-enemy-enemy-gif-26060859

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/pizzer-cat-serval-pizza-gif-23110888

[fossil wasp]

joe's #1 opp is a ocelot serval

[shrewd gull]

Ocelots are smaller iirc

[fossil wasp]

silly lil guys

[tardy walrus]

minecraft animal

[limpid vector]

Damnit

[shrewd gull]

Servals are jumpy creatures

[limpid vector]

What’s that one extremely small cat called

[limpid vector]

Leaf sized

[shrewd gull]

I’ve seen what you mean

Rusty spotted cat

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/ocelot-youre-pretty-good-video-game-gif-11543511

[orchid kraken]

Gotta.. grind.. art showcase pins..

[fossil wasp]

oh yeah theyre in india iirc

[orchid kraken]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/942379275984732193/1050233744084172840/democonga.gif

[shrewd gull]

Spawnpoint set to hardcore ☠️

[limpid vector]

guys

hear me out…

We HAVE to get that cat

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-wyd-cat-wide-eyed-gif-13192431

[limpid vector]

It’s worth it going to India for

It’s worth it

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/we-breaking-bad-walter-white-gif-14928204287258878513

[shrewd gull]

Alright seeing tiny leaf sized cat might be worth the risk

[limpid vector]

Fuck you fine

I’ll do it myself

This is worth the risk

[shrewd gull]

What’s seventeenth more years

[limpid vector]

That cat is literally so worth the risk

I NEED IT

[strong dune]

Are you sure?

[limpid vector]

are you sure

[dawn karma]

are you sure?

[dawn karma]

are you sure?

[strong dune]

Gooning

Gary

92

[limpid vector]

“Gooning Gary”

[strong dune]

Has joined the conversation

[fresh bridge]

/

[dawn karma]

are you sure ??

[strong dune]

ITS HIM

[limpid vector]

HOLY SHIT

ITS are you sure GUY

[dawn karma]

its me

gooning gary

are you sure?

[fresh bridge]

no fucking way

[dawn karma]

are you sure?

[fresh bridge]

are you sure?

[dawn karma]

are you sure??

[limpid vector]

This is even better than my birthday in 2 days

[fresh bridge]

are you sure?

[dawn karma]

are you sure!!!!!!!

[shrewd gull]

I Miss William

[fresh bridge]

Nolan he needs to take it slow

[limpid vector]

he’s so nice wishing me a happy birthday

[dawn karma]

are you sure!

[limpid vector]

Anyways

Would you guys smoke weed with jfk

[shrewd gull]

Hell yeah

[dawn karma]

are you sure.

[limpid vector]

This is an extremely important question

Personally

I definitely would

[shrewd gull]

Can you imagine what kind of unfiltered knowledge jfk would spill if he were high in the same room

[limpid vector]

If you educated him about the modern world at the moment you could have some fire conversations though

[dawn karma]

i think, i miss my

are you sure?

[limpid vector]

“Stronger men”

“What are you saying”

“Stronger men”

I LIKE YOUR FUNNY WORDS MAGIC MAN

[fossil wasp]

two omni mans

brain hurt

[dawn karma]

are you sure?

[strong dune]

Are you sure?

[shrewd gull]

They multiplied

[fossil wasp]

can u guys just kiss already

[dawn karma]

are You sure?

[strong dune]

https://fixupx.com/nerdyomniman/status/1903172820584333362?s=46

Nerdy Omni-Man (@[e-mail])

@InvincibleHQ

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FixupX · Mar 21, 2025, 7:52 PM

[shrewd gull]

oh my god

[strong dune]

Stop being weird

[dawn karma]

are you sure?

[strong dune]

Are you sure?

[fossil wasp]

oh was referring to the two omni mans just to clarify

[dawn karma]

are you sure?

[strong dune]

@deep bronze

[dawn karma]

are you sure?!?!?!?

[limpid vector]

huh

no look closer at my pfp

It’s not Omni man if you look closely

[deep bronze]

why do i keep getting @s bruh

[dawn karma]

are you sure

[limpid vector]

well are you sure

[deep bronze]

I had a pretty interesting day...

[dawn karma]

are you sure?

[limpid vector]

are you sure?

[fossil wasp]

what da

[deep bronze]

Am I sure?

[limpid vector]

Omni man in SCP SL

[fossil wasp]

also don't spam chat with that stuff

[dawn karma]

are you sure?

[limpid vector]

I am no longer sure of myself

[fossil wasp]

😭

[fresh bridge]

are you sure?

are you sure?

[dawn karma]

are you sure!

[deep bronze]

WHERE IS OMNIMAN WHERE IS HE!?

[dawn karma]

are you sure?

[limpid vector]

Oh no it’s spreading

[strong dune]

@compact gust

[limpid vector]

The invinciblery is spreading

[pearl anvil]

hi its perperder

[dawn karma]

im vincinig it william

[pearl anvil]

perderder

[strong dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1179868457366458390/1352111523266297917/u1cx4gkdv65D5ngU.mp4?ex=67dd7c3c&is=67dc2abc&hm=d0ccad4c47a8c1a277760d3a1d7915196f0530e4c2d4e0439847837250e3f529&

[fresh bridge]

L

Are you sure?

[deep bronze]

Are you omniman?

[dawn karma]

Are you sure?

[deep bronze]

WHERE IS SURE WHERE IS HE

[fresh bridge]

stand ready for my sure

[strong dune]

I suddenly like this place again

[fresh bridge]

Are you sure?

[swift imp]

why is everyone are you sure

[fresh bridge]

Are you sure?

[strong dune]

@elder jasper

[fresh bridge]

im spoingus/sandwich/scrungo/spongebob/spoingboing

[swift imp]

dont worry i remember you as your walter white username

[deep bronze]

Are we sure?

[fresh bridge]

awww

[strong dune]

Are you sure?

[pearl anvil]

bombardino crocodilo

[swift imp]

i dont get it is it from invincible

[fresh bridge]

no

[pearl anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/bombardiro-crocodilo-bombardino-bombarillo-crocodillo-gif-11502489947518545947

[fresh bridge]

its from invisible

dummy

[pearl anvil]

if hes

[eager wadi]

i wonder how the single line became a meme

[pearl anvil]

invincible

[eager wadi]

yeah planes work like that

[pearl anvil]

why can i

see

[honest junco]

What the fuck is happening

[fresh bridge]

people find literally anything funny

[pearl anvil]

him

[eager wadi]

too much brain rot

[deep bronze]

after about a week without a new episode we all lost it

[fresh bridge]

that last about so good

shit me fire

[strong dune]

Funs over…

[fresh bridge]

[deep bronze]

Are you sure?

[honest junco]

I feel like this is a troll 😔

[pearl anvil]

i refuse to watch invincible after seeing that clip of the animation just being a png moving upwards

[fresh bridge]

Are you sure?

[fresh bridge]

watch episode 8 clips

s3

[swift imp]

didnt that guy in your pfp impregnate an insect

or am i like thinking of something else

[fresh bridge]

bro refusing utter joy and pure happiness and choosing a life of depsair and agony

[honest junco]

What

[deep bronze]

prehaps

[misty violet]

im sorry?

[fresh bridge]

mayhaps

[eager wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-whar-whar-what-cat-whar-cat-cat-whar-slow-blink-orange-cat-whar-slow-blink-gif-6291533950402242103

[fresh bridge]

no no she is absolutely correct

[swift imp]

i saw it on the tiktok clips

[fresh bridge]

i did impregnate an insect

but a DAMN FINE ONE

[deep bronze]

so did i

we are sure

[fresh bridge]

no way really?

[fresh bridge]

them thraxans be fine

[deep bronze]

no diddy

[fresh bridge]

nah fr

[swift imp]

diddy jokes in 2025

[fresh bridge]

plus our kid is just purple\

[deep bronze]

not a diddy joke

[fresh bridge]

not insect like

[honest junco]

Diddy jokes at all

[fresh bridge]

wasnt a diddy joke

[deep bronze]

its like saying ong

[gaunt talon]

Why are there 2 are you sure

[honest junco]

There’s 3

[fresh bridge]

cuz why not

[deep bronze]

are you sure?

[gaunt talon]

Where's the third

[pearl anvil]

i will not be watching this show

[fresh bridge]

HOLY FUCKING LOUD

[deep bronze]

what else would he do

go down?

[honest junco]

Nvm maybe there’s not 3

[deep bronze]

we mightve lost one

[fresh bridge]

all that was budget was taken from this uselss scene and used on conquest just whispering sweet nothings in marks ear

[honest junco]

@dawn karma @deep bronze and @fresh bridge

Fucking he’ll

[swift imp]

''useless seen''

[honest junco]

Hell

[pearl anvil]

he’ll

[honest junco]

Shut the frick up

[fresh bridge]

fuck you dawg😭

[swift imp]

why did you edit it

[fresh bridge]

you're crazy

i didnt edit shit

[honest junco]

Hi crazy

I’m dad

[fresh bridge]

can we ban this guy?

[swift imp]

i agree

[misty violet]

Crazy?

[honest junco]

Atleast I’m not the mitosis result of fucking Omni man

[misty violet]

I was crazy once

They locked me in a room.

A Rubber room.

[deep bronze]

well are you sure

[misty violet]

A rubber room with rats.

[fresh bridge]

while you're at it assasinate this guy

[misty violet]

And rats make me crazy

[honest junco]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-of-my-head-gif-24390027

[misty violet]

Crazy? I was crazy once.

[fresh bridge]

NATHAN

WE GOT A REPEATER HERE

HE KEEPS REPEATING THE SAME THING

[deep bronze]

absolutely not

[swift imp]

you have to say dicktator nathan

[misty violet]

i said it once bro

[fresh bridge]

OH DICKTATOR NATHAN

[fresh bridge]

You're fucked bud

wth

[misty violet]

not really

[fresh bridge]

who changed this

[fresh bridge]

im jokin

[deep bronze]

what

[fresh bridge]

"hdcheerios" what a name😭

[deep bronze]

sup

[fresh bridge]

sup

lowlander?

[deep bronze]

they tore off my mask like a scooby doo villain

[fresh bridge]

u lowlander?

[deep bronze]

nope

[fresh bridge]

aww

[deep bronze]

im hdcheerios

[gaunt talon]

Waltuh

[fresh bridge]

did you make a completely new account just for this practical joke?

[deep bronze]

no im a real guy

[fallow kite]

What’s 17 more years

[fallow kite]

I can always start again

“Make another kid”

[deep bronze]

like a 4 year old account just for the joke would be insane 😭

[fallow kite]

We on some duplicate

[fresh bridge]

Doings

[fallow kite]

Oh my god

[fresh bridge]

Do I go back to Spoingus or doingus?

[jolly arrow]

bro waltuh why not spoingus

[fresh bridge]

They stripped me

[deep bronze]

doing

[jolly arrow]

Yo why

do doingus

variety is key

[fresh bridge]

How about

Spingus

[jolly arrow]

!rep @fresh bridge

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fresh bridge a reputation point!

[jolly arrow]

good enough

[elder jasper]

who pinged me

[gaunt talon]

Me

[fresh bridge]

!rep @jolly arrow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @jolly arrow a reputation point!

[jolly arrow]

<3

[fresh bridge]

How’s this?

[jolly arrow]

good

[gaunt talon]

Bad

[fossil wasp]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 3 hours, 13 minutes, 56 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[gaunt talon]

Aalex is evil

[jolly arrow]

WHY

WHAT HAVE I DONE

[fresh bridge]

He’s a sweetheart

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/defeat-cait-sith-final-fantasy7-final-fantasy7remake-pounding-fist-gif-26071824

[limpid vector]

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

[fresh bridge]

Heyyy lowlander

Yeah

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/conquest-invincible-conquest-conquest-heart-conquest-season-3-invincible-meme-gif-10329306791575303087

[eager wadi]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 3 hours, 33 minutes, 54 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[limpid vector]

THEY WERE UNARMED

AND YET YOU STILL DID IT

[jolly arrow]

yes because i didnt say that

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/no-russian-gif-20629229

[elder jasper]

are you sure?

[deep bronze]

stripped of my title

[jolly arrow]

it doesnt mean i support racism tho

[fresh bridge]

😭😭😭

[limpid vector]

This man has done terrible things

Also

[limpid vector]

Hi 👋

[true sky]

wow dude you support racism?

thats crazy

[jolly arrow]

only against the french

[misty violet]

gang if you need something to watch on netflix I STRONGLY recommend Adolescence

[limpid vector]

This is among the terrible things he’s done

[fresh bridge]

Or pantheon

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/fact-of-the-day-facts-fax-fax-bro-fax-bruh-gif-26309542

[limpid vector]

if yall want something also really good

The highwaymen is worth a watch

[jolly arrow]

huh really? thought bout watching that, but wasnt sure cuz no action

[true sky]

fuck is payday even about

[fossil wasp]

the omniman takeover is real

[swift imp]

adolescence isnt good

[jolly arrow]

not omniman

[misty violet]

I genuinely recommend it. It is relevant to our society today.

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-gif-2092851540894037985

[deep bronze]

are you sure?

[limpid vector]

This song is so good

[gaunt talon]

Heist

[limpid vector]

I am esseking it

[misty violet]

The bare bones of it is,

[fresh bridge]

I’m nathaning it

[misty violet]

Andrew Tate created a 13 year old killer

[limpid vector]

What

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/my-beloved-omni-man-trollsome-gif-22836505

[fresh bridge]

Bro are you fucking serious

Way to spoil it

[limpid vector]

Dude

[fresh bridge]

For someone

[limpid vector]

Lay down the fucking white monster 😭

[misty violet]

its not a spoiler

[misty violet]

its directly mentione din the 1st few minutes

[deep bronze]

like his own little child soldier or something?

[misty violet]

its what the entire show is about

[fresh bridge]

“Hey guys you should watch this really cool show oh and btw everybody dies and the main character is the real murderer”

[true sky]

what

[misty violet]

LMAO NO

[deep bronze]

the heck does that mean

[misty violet]

its not a murder mystery

[fresh bridge]

Andrew Tate told him to kill?

[deep bronze]

sending out my pocket 13 year old to go kill people

[true sky]

"Listen here son, I need you to kill this guy"

[fresh bridge]

And you’ll be a cool millionaire with model chicks

Like me

[fresh bridge]

India

[misty violet]

POCKET 13 YEAR OLD IS DIABOLICAL

[fresh bridge]

How the fuck did lmfao autocorrect to India

[jolly arrow]

ATTACK! Go! Spread out! Move across the globe—destroy everything in your path! Make them see him. Make them fear him. MAKE THEM HATE INVINCIBLE

[deep bronze]

dude i was so confused

[fresh bridge]

😭😭😭

[true sky]

Invincible...?

[fresh bridge]

I was invincible once

[gaunt talon]

Invisible

[limpid vector]

If invincible is invincible

[jolly arrow]

why he called invincible if i can see him

huh

[limpid vector]

THEN WHY CAN I STILL SEE HIM

[forest field]

autocorrect finds the concept of India comedic, autocorrect is racist

[fresh bridge]

They locked me a viltrum prison

[true sky]

I keep seeing that shit on my tiktok fyp

[fresh bridge]

I find India hilarious too

[jolly arrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1213895427053846626/1346566876704014386/ezgif-253888d867e397.gif

[forest field]

you're cool, I just have a personal vendetta against autocorrect

[fresh bridge]

Nah but back to Andrew Tate recruiting 13 year old assassins to kill other 13 year olds

[fresh bridge]

Ty

[jolly arrow]

what

[misty violet]

just watch it#

[limpid vector]

Florida middle school type shit

[jolly arrow]

french guy confusing me again

[deep bronze]

still very confused about this

[fresh bridge]

How come I never heard of Andrew Yates 13 year old army of assassins😭

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/bleak-it's-bleak-shaking-head-its-bleak-black-and-white-gif-9592734580409210082

[jolly arrow]

nathan pls put the french in jail again 🙏

[gaunt talon]

Put everyone in this chat in jail

[deep bronze]

NOOOO

[gaunt talon]

[eager wadi]

ok

[fresh bridge]

I thought Andrew Tate was about scamming his fans and then bashing on women never once did I see a clip of him recruiting and training children😭

[jolly arrow]

put fardo in jaul forever

like hydra

[limpid vector]

Je suis frenching it

[fresh bridge]

Can we kill fardo Nathan?

[limpid vector]

Nardo Fathan

[jolly arrow]

lets kill him with a rock

[fresh bridge]

Let’s put him in the femur breaker

Or trade him to the scps to save everyone else in 914

[fresh bridge]

This never works for some reason

[limpid vector]

SCPS gonna walk right by

Top gun style

[deep bronze]

turn everybody into goop in 914

[fresh bridge]

I miss old dog where you could negotiate😭

[limpid vector]

“I’ll hit the brakes and he’ll fly right by!”

[brisk garnet]

are u sure?

[limpid vector]

Oh you still can

[fresh bridge]

No no no

[fresh bridge]

It’s harder

Since he can’t speak

[limpid vector]

With a hitman and enough doxxing anything is possible

[limpid vector]

“John if you hear this”

[deep bronze]

Are YOU sure?

[fresh bridge]

Just morse code jump

[jolly arrow]

john anticheat?

[limpid vector]

“There is a hitman aiming at your head right at this moment”

[fresh bridge]

Please no

[limpid vector]

“If you hit me even once”

“Your wall will be scattered with brain matter”

[fresh bridge]

Conquest is outside, and he’s lonely.

[limpid vector]

He wants to conquest it

[fresh bridge]

Last episode was fire but damn I feel bad for Oliver

Nvm

[limpid vector]

I have the perfect meme

[strong dune]

Are you sure?

[stable wolf]

He doesnt deserve pity

I summon nathan, please come

I have questions

[fresh bridge]

How did like 70% of the chat disappear

[gaunt talon]

Shot

All of them

[fresh bridge]

I meant it

Got deleted

[tame hollow]

@quick knot i swear, if they dont use one of these master pieces in the minecraft movie, imma fume

[eager wadi]

captainsparkles not being the ending theme would be 0/10 movie

[sand blade]

Theyre not going to use any community stuff in the minecraft movie, its just gonna be jack black saying names of all the items and shit for like 2 hours straight

[quick knot]

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A HERO, BRIAN

[tight ermine]

Chicken Jockey

[gaunt talon]

I'm

[fresh bridge]

Why is there even a Minecraft movie

And action figures of jack black being Steve😭

“Hey mom can I get this action less figure of a grown middle aged fat man?”

[unreal shadow]

Money

[sand blade]

Which kid is going to be buying that action figure
like "Yes please, i will have 2 middle aged chunky man action figures for my daughter "

[unreal shadow]

Minecraft I guess isint making enough money to satisfy Microsoft

[fresh bridge]

😭

[stable wolf]

Are you sure

[unreal shadow]

Do children even play with toys like that anymore?

I mean now a days it seems like every young child has three face buried in a iPad

[sand blade]

Considering my little brother has a siren head toy, yeah.

Dude is literally 5 and loves that creepy thing
literally no idea how it started and dont wanna know whats next

[unreal shadow]

What is siren head?

That sounds stupid as hell

[sand blade]

Some creepy pasta stuff
its a giant skinny monster thing that hides in the woods that lures people in with the sound of a siren and eats them

[unreal shadow]

And it got popular enough to have toys made of it?

[sand blade]

Yeah

[unreal shadow]

Well I guess slender man got a movie

And he came from a creepy pasta

[polar spade]

Its a Trevor Henderson creation

[unreal shadow]

Who?

[polar spade]

He makes some good short horror stories

A lot of his stuff ends up being creepypasta

[acoustic moat]

sirenhead rap battle vs baldi's basics

[orchid kraken]

Freddy wins no diff

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/942379275984732193/1050233744084172840/democonga.gif

[spice coyote]

sonic.exe wins zero doubt

[eager wadi]

So called "sonic.exe" when i deploy bonzi buddy

[crystal kelp]

Whats in the new update?

[sand blade]

stuff

[orchid kraken]

So called bonzi buddy when u deploy
Butterfly.exe

[crystal kelp]

WHAT STUFF!?!?!?!?

[unreal shadow]

I tried asking but there so damn secretive of it for some reason

[sand blade]

get patreon dummy

🍅

[crystal kelp]

odd

its a 30 MB update

they aint even put the update log on steam

[unreal shadow]

I thought it was 700mb

[crystal kelp]

lmao

[polar spade]

They added a secret spider into the game files

You have to search through them

[sand blade]

Heard you get a free pet spider delivered to your house if you manage to find them all

[eager wadi]

technical update

[sand blade]

what a generous dev team

[eager wadi]

not big deal

[unreal shadow]

Nathan I have a question what potato server host do you guys use?

[crystal kelp]

oh alr

[eager wadi]

not sure, not really a question for me.

[minor goblet]

!rep @rocky adder

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rocky adder a reputation point!

[unreal shadow]

You don’t know the server host that host your servers on your game?

[polar spade]

Not his game

[eager wadi]

Why would a discord manager need to know that.

[tardy walrus]

is he a system administrator?

[eager wadi]

[minor goblet]

[unreal shadow]

Who owns the game?

[eager wadi]

Hubert Moszka

[minor goblet]

^

[unreal shadow]

oh

[strong dune]

I do

[hallow isle]

hello gays

[minor goblet]

Morning

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-wtf-what-the-fuck-what-the-hell-what-gif-5922332

[rocky adder]

Wahoo

[minor goblet]

Yes

[fresh bridge]

@limpid vector if Mark is Gray’s son then who is Nolan?

[limpid vector]

No idea lan

[fresh bridge]

Fr

Is he like the first Paul?

[fresh bridge]

Are you sure?

[limpid vector]

THE COMING OF THE BLART

[honest junco]

Silly car

[limpid vector]

so car

[fresh bridge]

Dude

Lowlander

I just realized

Dupli-kate(duplicate) and Multi-Paul(multiple)

[polar spade]

Oh my god its real

[fresh bridge]

@limpid vector

[polar spade]

I didn't even notice

[limpid vector]

Oh my god

MY LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE

[honest junco]

It’s normal for me

🤷‍♂️

[fresh bridge]

What’s next?

[polar spade]

Im on desktop

[rocky adder]

This shit is like omni man Twitter

[honest junco]

Oh

[fresh bridge]

Battle beast is a beast that battles?😭

[polar spade]

This changes everything

[limpid vector]

If invincible is invincible

Then

[fresh bridge]

No

No no

Stop

[limpid vector]

Omni men

[fresh bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-of-my-head-gif-24390027

Bulletproof is bulletproof?😭

[jolly arrow]

trans omni man is crazy

[fresh bridge]

Omni-gay “I miss William”

[fresh bridge]

OMNI TRANS*

[jolly arrow]

sorry

how many omni trans would have flown into the black hole

prolly higher than the average omni man

[fresh bridge]

Omni-day “man I hate night”

[strong dune]

Are you sure?

[rocky adder]

An image from the early days of the Omni-verse

[jolly arrow]

where is thicc omni man

[limpid vector]

The Omni men

Omni skateboard

[limpid vector]

(peak meme btw)

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/my-beloved-omni-man-trollsome-gif-22836505

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-z-dbz-anime-gohan-cell-gif-17680494

[rocky adder]

Let me find the updated poster

[fresh bridge]

What if instead of Omni-Man it was Omni-Nam and it was just Omni man but in Vietnam era soldier clothes fighting the Vietnamese?

[rocky adder]

We probably had one of those

[fresh bridge]

Nah vro this an OC

Might patent this shit

[rocky adder]

And the others aren’t?

[fresh bridge]

@limpid vector what you think?

[fresh bridge]

Not like this they ain’t

[rocky adder]

Omni-Jameson is a beloved character

[limpid vector]

I think

[limpid vector]

I think I miss my wife

[fresh bridge]

Gay Omni man:I think I think I miss my husband

Too lazy to add the quotation marks

[rocky adder]

Omni Woke you mean

[limpid vector]

So fucking WOKE

IM FUCKING SICK OF IT

[fresh bridge]

Wait? “Mark”?

I know a mark

[limpid vector]

ALL OF THESE FFFUCKING LIBERALS

RAAAAAH

[fresh bridge]

He’s [Title Card]

Y’all think Debbie is a liberal cause she never lets Oliver get beaten up nearly to death?

That’s a liberal mom right there

Kids gonna grow up to be soft

[limpid vector]

My mom threw me into the gorilla enclosure

[limpid vector]

Too bad there weren’t any gorillas around

So the zookeepers did the next best thing

[fresh bridge]

Oh for a sec I thought you were the asshole that got harambe killed

[fresh bridge]

?

[fresh bridge]

What did they do?…

[limpid vector]

the gunshots were so loud…

[fresh bridge]

YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I KENW IT

[fresh bridge]

[rocky adder]

FOUND IT

[silk zealot]

huh

[stoic coral]

huh

[fresh bridge]

huh

[silk zealot]

huh

[fresh bridge]

Is that Omni-Jew😭😭😭😭

[rocky adder]

No that’s Jewish Omni-Man

[eager wadi]

omni-fallguy

[fresh bridge]

Omni-Jew is funnier

[rocky adder]

Yeag

[rocky adder]

Eh

[latent jackal]

[fresh bridge]

Dude immortal is the most useless fucking super “hero” in the show

[rocky adder]

Most folks from the Omniverse were “[descriptor] omni man”

Pretty sure Fortnite Item Shop Omni Man kept up his bit

Lemme check

[silk zealot]

Worth the invite.

[fresh bridge]

Where’s among us Omni man

[rocky adder]

We didn’t have that

[fresh bridge]

also is that an scp facility guard Omni man

[stoic coral]

https://tenor.com/view/mood-dance-russiankiddance-club-dancevibe-gif-21421102

[rocky adder]

Yes

[rocky adder]

See image 3

[tame hollow]

Is that max fosch

[fresh bridge]

So my fren I looked through the entire thing I didn’t find Omni-Nam so take that

[fresh bridge]

Who?

[eager wadi]

[eager wadi]

[fresh bridge]

This is amazing

[fresh bridge]

Is this about the Christian event?

Cause it stayed till January 17th I think

[polar spade]

Yes its about Christmas

The event starts on the last week of December

But you always have people asking when's the event

[fresh bridge]

That’s funny asf😭😭

[jolly arrow]

Why you red

[rocky adder]

Might make edits of this tbh

[silk zealot]

so when is the event?\

[fresh bridge]

When’s the Christmas event?

[jolly arrow]

Christian Event

[fresh bridge]

We both got the same idea

[polar spade]

We need an April Fools one

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/moyai-stone-face-gif-26105229

[silk zealot]

what idea? I just want to know when is the event;)

[fresh bridge]

Or a hanukkah one

[fresh bridge]

Jk

[fresh bridge]

Favorite moderator

[rocky adder]

I miss the Omniverse

[limpid vector]

I DIDNT DO IT

[polar spade]

Least controversial moderator

[limpid vector]

HARAMBE WASNT THERE

I CAN STILL HEAR THE KID CRYING

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

[fresh bridge]

Controversial? Nah all I see is based statements by my goat natan

[limpid vector]

Anyways

[eager wadi]

pink you say?

jk i give you piss yellow

[fresh bridge]

Huh

[stoic coral]

huh

[eager wadi]

wuh

[fresh bridge]

huh

[limpid vector]

huh

[silk zealot]

wuuuuh

[fresh bridge]

huh

[stoic coral]

wuh

[shrewd gull]

huh

[silk zealot]

huh

[fresh bridge]

Wah

[silk zealot]

waba dub dub

[stoic coral]

huh

[fresh bridge]

Huh

[rocky adder]

Mods make this mans name piss colored

[eager wadi]

okie dokie

[fresh bridge]

huh

[silk zealot]

wait

[shrewd gull]

WHAT

[fresh bridge]

Not mine right?

[silk zealot]

can you make it dark yellow?

[stoic coral]

NANI

[shrewd gull]

YOU CAN INFLUENCE COLOR

[fresh bridge]

Man fuck you giys

[rocky adder]

HA

[eager wadi]

#utility-roles

[shrewd gull]

Nat, you’re so cool, please make me a vibrant red

I miss red so much

[eager wadi]

there u go

[shrewd gull]

LETS GO

WTF

[rocky adder]

HA

[shrewd gull]

NO

[fresh bridge]

Hahaha

[silk zealot]

can you make Schloingus's take Dark yellow?

[fresh bridge]

U got pink

[shrewd gull]

WHYS IT GIRLY PINK

[rocky adder]

:3

[shrewd gull]

ERASE THIS PINK

MAKE IT RED

RED

RED

[silk zealot]

its perfect on you:)

[fresh bridge]

I’d rather have pink then piss yellow

[polar spade]

Goddamn it

Im scientist colour now

Ew

[fresh bridge]

Born to be a cute girly pop forced to be a sigma boy

[shrewd gull]

bro

[fresh bridge]

Thank you Nathan

[eager wadi]

you gotta pick a color now

[fresh bridge]

This looks amazing

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/piss-role-yellow-role-instant-loss-jjk-blip-gif-7999702603089902540

[stoic coral]

great

[polar spade]

I can't

[shrewd gull]

Awww no

It’s history now

[eager wadi]

you are piss now

[jolly arrow]

NOOOO

[eager wadi]

why

[fresh bridge]

😭😭😭

[silk zealot]

Bless with piss

[polar spade]

Its just not possible

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry-release-me-joseph-seed-gif-12887358985963630884

[eager wadi]

it is

[stoic coral]

everyone's turning to piss nooooooooooooo

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-gif-23978179

[eager wadi]

fine ill give you brown

[shrewd gull]

brown ☠️

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/no-no-wait-wait-gif-8174347161288218584

[jolly arrow]

I did Nat see that coming

[shrewd gull]

I just want my red back

[rocky adder]

[shrewd gull]

DOOKIE

[fresh bridge]

Mines pretty fire

[shrewd gull]

Give me your role.

[fresh bridge]

I hope that wasn’t Nathan that reacted to it

Good

[silk zealot]

huh?

[jolly arrow]

Huh

[fresh bridge]

huh

[eager wadi]

just boost or reach lvl 50

[stoic coral]

huh

[fresh bridge]

huh

[silk zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-catstare-cat-stare-sus-catglare-cat-glare-gif-14942558849944709546

[shrewd gull]

does boost really work

[eager wadi]

yeah

[fresh bridge]

Did I get insta modded?

huh

[jolly arrow]

How much Xp does lvl 50 require

[silk zealot]

dang cant do cat gifs

[honest junco]

40

[limpid vector]

I will not sleep until I reach level 10

[honest junco]

Xp

[cinder sapphire]

congrats you are piss now

[jolly arrow]

100k

[limpid vector]

I WILL DO IT

[cinder sapphire]

okay have fun

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-freak-out-mouth-agape-how-could-you-ahhh-gif-15407466461964829512

[fresh bridge]

U won’t

[stoic coral]

good luck

[cinder sapphire]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[cinder sapphire]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[jolly arrow]

Thanks

[fresh bridge]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 9 hours, 44 minutes, 21 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[limpid vector]

Yeah prob have to start a very interesting conversation

If that’s not the case

[silk zealot]

huh

[limpid vector]

Then all nighter it is

[stoic coral]

huh

[limpid vector]

I’m trying to get to level 10 before I sleep

[fresh bridge]

Let’s talk about the political and economical state of the world right now

[polar spade]

No

[limpid vector]

Easy

1 word

Shit

There you go

[jolly arrow]

Mods timeout him 🙏🏼💪

[fresh bridge]

This much dedication just to be mod abused by Nathan?

[shrewd gull]

Butterfly blue

[limpid vector]

Anyone watched space king

[cinder sapphire]

at least you didnt chose this color like @meager slate at one point

[limpid vector]

Then I give up

[silk zealot]

THE HORROR

[fresh bridge]

Mods reset his XP❤️

[limpid vector]

I will burn this planet down

[stoic coral]

Mods, crush his skull

[limpid vector]

Before I spend another minute living among these animals

[eager wadi]

Mods, give him the piss role

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/nba-gif-15687325833433865178

[cinder sapphire]

when bonk was still here he could have xp ban them

[silk zealot]

Mods, give him the splits

[cinder sapphire]

or was still a bot eng

[eager wadi]

@scarlet pike :(

[meager slate]

fark off

[fresh bridge]

Mods make him bench press 400 without a spotter

[cinder sapphire]

haha

[eager wadi]

@meager slate its okay auro

[fresh bridge]

Why would you pick piss color😭

[eager wadi]

i gave him poo brown

[limpid vector]

truly terrific

[shrewd gull]

Dookie color

[silk zealot]

pookie?

[limpid vector]

Anyone played war thunder?

[fresh bridge]

Played earlier

[limpid vector]

Good

[fresh bridge]

For the first time in months

[limpid vector]

Do you wanna learn about pulse Doppler radar

[cinder sapphire]

nah

[fresh bridge]

nah

[cinder sapphire]

dont make me that

[limpid vector]

Your gonna learn about pulse Doppler radar

[fresh bridge]

Can we talk about

Freddy Fazbear?

[limpid vector]

Pulse Doppler radar?

[limpid vector]

Ofcourse my friend

[stoic coral]

https://tenor.com/view/ahoklollmao-angry-cat-angry-black-cat-angry-black-cat-gif-8431628872897666919

[fresh bridge]

😭😭

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/naskar-abhijit-naskar-freddy-fazbear-fazbear-freddy-fastbear-gif-5735922649878879729

[limpid vector]

Pulse Doppler radar is a type of radar used on aircraft beyond 11.0

This type of radar does not suffer from ground clutter as much as radar before 11.0

[limpid vector]

Because it has a key difference

Pulse Doppler tracks its target using velocity

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/abhijit-naskar-phone-case-abhijit-naskar-merch-naskar-merch-naskar-merchandise-abhijit-naskar-merchandise-gif-10630300038023750572

[silk zealot]

huh

[fresh bridge]

Hmm

[limpid vector]

It works this way because it has a set receiving speed for the radio waves

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/abhijit-naskar-naskar-sonnet-of-cryptocurrency-bitcoin-blockchain-gif-22100172

[limpid vector]

Now this radar is very effective

[fresh bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/abhijit-naskar-naskar-braveheart-character-character-building-gif-23219478

[shrewd gull]

Cryptocurrency

[limpid vector]

It allows you to fire radar missiles at extremely low altitude

And isn’t as weak to chaff

HOWEVER

there is one major flaw

[shrewd gull]

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/accessibility-is-humanity-abhijit-naskar-accessibility-accessible-design-accessible-employment-gif-13505507016402129465

[limpid vector]

If one flies 90° to the front of the pulse Doppler radar

[limpid vector]

You cannot be tracked

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/abhijit-nascar-naskar-gif-10366898378120570347

[limpid vector]

And thereby you become invulnerable to radar missiles

[jolly arrow]

Invincible???

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-mark-omni-man-hugo-hugo-dance-gif-16156516806200771435

[fresh bridge]

What if you fly at 91 degrees?

[limpid vector]

You’ll be fine

It’ll still be hard to track you

[jolly arrow]

92?

[limpid vector]

But if you generally fly sideways to the enemy radar

[fresh bridge]

How about 93?

[limpid vector]

You’ll be hard to track

[cinder sapphire]

true

[limpid vector]

Also fine

[fresh bridge]

94

[limpid vector]

Fine too

[jolly arrow]

94?

[shrewd gull]

Invincing it

[silk zealot]

what about 94.1?

[limpid vector]

Yes fine too

[limpid vector]

Yes

[stoic coral]

How about 95?

[fresh bridge]

96?

[limpid vector]

Oh yes also

[limpid vector]

Yeah

[jolly arrow]

97?

[silk zealot]

96.2?

[limpid vector]

Yes

[cinder sapphire]

there was actually a mission in ace combat while you had to be low as well

[jolly arrow]

98

[fresh bridge]

And what if I fly at 98?

[jolly arrow]

99

[limpid vector]

Yes

[cinder sapphire]

because radar

[limpid vector]

Yeah

[jolly arrow]

100

80

[limpid vector]

Hmmm

[jolly arrow]

60

50

[silk zealot]

what about 360?

[limpid vector]

I think at 100 they could probably achieve solid locks

[fresh bridge]

What if fly vertically?

[jolly arrow]

0

[stoic coral]

256

[jolly arrow]

8

[fresh bridge]

This server is so brainrotted😭

[limpid vector]

You get tracked then

[fresh bridge]

Anything gets repeated

[cinder sapphire]

good

[fresh bridge]

Literally anything

[jolly arrow]

What bout 65

[silk zealot]

what if you fly at -12 degrees?

[limpid vector]

Flying vertically causes slight speed bleed

[jolly arrow]

@limpid vector

[limpid vector]

The radar will pick that up

[jolly arrow]

65

[shrewd gull]

**full of geniuses

[jolly arrow]

What about 65

[cinder sapphire]

2017/2018 discord was even worse