general-chat

[tame hollow]

even better

let me show you something

[eager wadi]

british language

[solar glacier]

lol

[gilded timber]

I went like 5-6 blocks to a bakery

[solar glacier]

British is like premium English

[solar glacier]

Just use bigger words I guess

[eager wadi]

its english

[solar glacier]

💔

[fresh bridge]

english is like premium british because they lost the war

and we are just superior in every way

[tame hollow]

watch me kill people

[swift imp]

Joe

[solar glacier]

He’s milking people

[eager wadi]

bowling 🔥

[solar glacier]

Killing why’d it auto correct to that

[swift imp]

freudian slip

can i send a gif thats like

kinda nsfw but its not

[tame hollow]

https://maps.app.goo.gl/vGkSBVLm1wMq4oM9A

[eager wadi]

no

[swift imp]

its not nsfw

[fresh bridge]

nah but seriously instead of NYC just go to any other place

[swift imp]

its this guy opening exploding milk

[fresh bridge]

the food sucks too

[eager wadi]

dm

[solar glacier]

Who would win in a drinking competition, the average Brit or American redneck

[tame hollow]

and this is the restaurant i was at

https://maps.app.goo.gl/AnCmdhfVTcnwmrws7

[fresh bridge]

depends on if its alcohol or not

[swift imp]

average brit

[tame hollow]

watch the german or the czech

[fresh bridge]

irish beats both of them

[fresh bridge]

can i send an offensive gif?

[solar glacier]

Me when I step into Ireland and I don’t see a leprechaun

[swift imp]

brings a tear to my eye

it's so beautiful

[solar glacier]

Or when I step foot onto Italian soil and don’t immediately see a pizza shop

[gilded timber]

No

[fresh bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/northwood-northwood-studios-scp-sl-scp-secret-laboratory-scp-secret-lab-gif-26793001

[solar glacier]

Damn that’s nice

[fresh bridge]

its this one

[gilded timber]

That was closed for cleaning when I was visiting :(

[hoary nexus]

free

[tame hollow]

the rome restaurant food

[solar glacier]

Northwood staff are evil I can confirm

[eager wadi]

when it did the munich agreement happened

[fresh bridge]

espcially natahn

[solar glacier]

They kidnapped me for speaking out of line

[tame hollow]

the gelato was pretty good

[solar glacier]

Nathan can I have my freedom?

[swift imp]

dicktator nathan

[swift imp]

how much did you pay for that

[fresh bridge]

yes😭

[eager wadi]

no

[tame hollow]

italian mcdonalds is ok

[solar glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-movie-projector-gif-19435282

[solar glacier]

Why does it look so good

[fresh bridge]

i think you mean Driptator🥶

[solar glacier]

What are those in the middle

[swift imp]

no

[tame hollow]

the owner of the B&B in Naples brought me fresh pastries each morning

[swift imp]

the table is surprisingly clean

[solar glacier]

Dayum croissant

[eager wadi]

reminds me, my brother just bought me a mcchicken yesterday lol

[tame hollow]

the entire B&B was clean as fuck

[fresh bridge]

i know i just dont want him abusing his powers on me

[tame hollow]

https://maps.app.goo.gl/Bqsg4FHfnYRpbVf39

cheap as fuck

[solar glacier]

I never knew The Italians made beretta

[tame hollow]

and great as fuck

[fresh bridge]

thats like .5% of your daily calorie intake lol

[tame hollow]

slushy on every corner

[swift imp]

i see you struggle against the authoritarianism

like on a daily

[solar glacier]

Yo I think Joseph might live in Italy

[tame hollow]

I had two trips to italy, one in 2022 and one in 2023. This is from 2022 when they had some national celebration

[solar glacier]

That’s just a theory tho

[eager wadi]

!rename @fresh bridge Sandwich

[snow umbra]

Done.

[fresh bridge]

born to walk the streets of european cities forced to go to tajikistan or uzbekistan cause of my dad

@swift imp see what i mean💔

[solar glacier]

Scream if you love Tajikistan

[swift imp]

no need to flex on us this hard 💔

[fresh bridge]

lowkey hated it

[tame hollow]

what

[solar glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/таджикистан-президент-скибиди-свиньи-свинка-gif-12207978344691754972

[eager wadi]

hungarian flag at the bottom

[swift imp]

i see you and your feelings are valid

[tame hollow]

I also did two trips to the island of Capri

[fresh bridge]

thank you

[solar glacier]

lol

[tame hollow]

did hiking a lot

up to the top

[solar glacier]

That’s some nice clear water

[swift imp]

did you manage to go to lake como

[true sky]

brazil looking ah village

[fresh bridge]

italy lowkey is mad cheap to go too tho

[gilded timber]

Honestly a little overrated

[swift imp]

no way why

[tame hollow]

never heard of it prior

I paid Pompeii also a visit

[true sky]

grass

[tame hollow]

unfortunately, haven't found the masturbator

[swift imp]

wait pompeii is in italy?????????

[true sky]

the

[strange trellis]

where else would it be...

[tame hollow]

this guy

[tame hollow]

next to naples

where I was at

[true sky]

the last goon or some shit

[tame hollow]

around a 50min train ride

[gilded timber]

It was a little to touristy for my taste, they had a little lift to the top of the nearby cliff which was cute though

[swift imp]

i thought it was in chile omg

[meager slate]

freak

[swift imp]

or peru

[gilded timber]

But I would avoid anything on the waterfront

[eager wadi]

bruh.

[true sky]

he looks like 049-2

[tame hollow]

rich coming from the one who want to see me in womens clothing

[strange trellis]

why would a roman city be in chile

[meager slate]

You sent me the same thing

So like

[tame hollow]

you sent it to me initially

[meager slate]

You sent it back

tho

so

[tame hollow]

[eager wadi]

he died doing what he loved.

[swift imp]

you never know maybe it migrated from chile to italy

[tame hollow]

ooooooooooooo

I found the videos i recorded

[eager wadi]

🤨

[true sky]

where this metro going to

[ember blade]

[dire flame]

e

[tame hollow]

I was going from naples central to some castle and from there to a beach area

to hang around for a day and enjoy the weather

I did a trip to the Vesuvio (the volcano)

my camera didnt like the heat and kept stuttering all day

[meager slate]

how i see the world

[swift imp]

wow its so green

[strange trellis]

+1 Production to adjacent tiles

[tame hollow]

welcome at Dante Plaza

[strong dune]

Wheres dante?

[tame hollow]

i think i made this short clip when I took the train to rome

[tame hollow]

it's a station name and plaza in naples

[swift imp]

how many pizzas do you think they make a day in italy

[strange trellis]

dante's nipples!?!?!?!?!?!

[tame hollow]

welcome to capri, the island, I did a hike to the top that day

[tame hollow]

one too little for my taste

[strange trellis]

too bad the prices there are stupid

[tame hollow]

pompeii

@swift imp you said you like green

after a bit of hiking on capri (this time 2023) we found a spot a bit off the tracks to chill

[gilded timber]

Cool, but not for posting here :(

[tame hollow]

tf

[swift imp]

amazing camerawork

how did you hold it so still

[tame hollow]

camera has auto stabilizing

really helps with my fucking tremor

look at this lovely fella

[misty violet]

just had a look

if i got all my hpones fixed

minus cost of repairs

I can turn a profit of over 7 grand

[swift imp]

so cute

[tame hollow]

the pantheon

would hate to be these two fellas

at 37°C without shade

NEXT TO FUCKING FIRE

[swift imp]

must be getting a nice tan everyday

[tame hollow]

ukrainski presidente 🇺🇦 🫶

We went to an open museum and our ticket controller was this car

[minor goblet]

what a cute dog

[tame hollow]

vesuvio again

lift off

[eager wadi]

reminds me

my father might take me to sicily someday

[swift imp]

watching this just makes me nauseous

[tame hollow]

my brother was scared shitless with the turbulences we had

i am laughing my ass off

I learned to accept one thing when flying, if the plane crashes, you die in an instant so why be scared

waste of energy

[true sky]

airplane

[tame hollow]

first few seconds when the plane accelerates are always weird but not unpleasent?

if it makes sense

but after that its just relaxing

[eager wadi]

plane falling? oh well

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cat-plane-war-thunder-me262-gif-6122664457670319411

[swift imp]

idk how you guys are so nonchalant about it

[tame hollow]

like honestly, what can YOU as a passenger do when a plane falls from the sky? Screaming ain't helping

[swift imp]

maybe it'll be like that scream power from monsters inc and the plane will get miraciously fixed

[gilded timber]

Should have put more hours in flight sim

[tame hollow]

I highly doubt that lmao. If it aint fixed just by me touching it, a scream won't help either

[swift imp]

nothings impossible

[acoustic moat]

humans have animal instincts

if you string a hamster up it'll start screaming as well

[shrewd gull]

Proof?

[acoustic moat]

you dont want proof

[shrewd gull]

I’d like to see the scientific method applied here

[misty violet]

I might start another business.

[shrewd gull]

Like what

Criminal businesses are interesting

[somber raptor]

No one:
Some dude putting a chilean 5-year-old's song on a video of a cat in 2023:

[tame hollow]

had to find the term again but i think in that case, stoicism works well for me.

not even only in that case, in most cases

[true sky]

proof?

[tame hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1123362232709943346/1283556439323050085/attachment.gif

[true sky]

Thats concrete proof

i want solid proof

[tame hollow]

https://g.co/kgs/TBXDboe

[true sky]

waterproof

[tame hollow]

https://waterproof.de

[swift imp]

nonchalant even when approaching death

[misty elk]

anyone else get lag spikes on the final shot of a particle disruptor or just me?

[shrewd gull]

No

Society would be peak if preying on members of our own species with cannibalistic intent wasn’t frowned upon

Controversial? No, just truth.

[tame hollow]

If it's over it's over. Live every day as if it could be your last. In the end, we're just a blip in time, in comparison to the universe.

[shrewd gull]

EXACTLY

Why should tomorrow matter so much

Or today for that fact

[true sky]

john proof

[swift imp]

this motivated me to drink 2 more cans of coke zero

[tame hollow]

only 2?

[true sky]

this motivated you in 2 years to drink 2 more bottle of whiskey

[swift imp]

you're right, 5 more cans

[tame hollow]

based

[swift imp]

i cant drink whiskey its too strong

[true sky]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJKZkpv-KE4

[tame hollow]

I had times in my life, with a carton of 12 cans next to me

and another 12 under the desk

[swift imp]

i can only do like vodkas

[tame hollow]

downed in two hours

[shrewd gull]

A bottle a day keeps the doc away

[swift imp]

i aspire to be like you

[tame hollow]

oh no you shouldn't really

but i admire that you also chose the cool side of coke zero

I've got a bottle right next to me this very moment

[swift imp]

me too

[tame hollow]

and this in the back

[shrewd gull]

Zero sugar?

[tame hollow]

absolutely

[shrewd gull]

Why not have the sugar

[tame hollow]

tastes better than the normal coca cola

[shrewd gull]

Does it really

[tame hollow]

drinking sugared coke makes my mouth feel weird, like everything sticks and is like carton

[swift imp]

i got a 30 pack and theres like a couple left and i bought it like maybe 3-4 weeks ago

[shrewd gull]

Yeah truth

My teeth are already rotting out of my skull so

Might aswell indulge

[tame hollow]

ew no

german

[shrewd gull]

Are you a German citizen Joey

TEALLY

[tame hollow]

pure bloodline dating back to even the 1800s

[shrewd gull]

Are you pulling on my leg?

[tame hollow]

no

i think youre talking about costco

[swift imp]

blonde hair blue eyes?

[shrewd gull]

https://tenor.com/view/battlefield2042-battlefield-german-soldier-gif-23924277

[tame hollow]

not quite, i did have super blonde hair when I was a child, it's more a dark blond/brown now

and green eyes

[true sky]

costco? what's that

[tame hollow]

like emeralds

[shrewd gull]

Joey…

Are you secretly me

[tame hollow]

wholesale chain

[true sky]

shit probably got more sugar and calorie than the whole fucking pack of cola

[true sky]

this shit looks like a factory

why is there so many SHIT

[tame hollow]

factory to make the americans more fat

it is

[swift imp]

its actually really good especially the food court

[tame hollow]

and that coming from a german means something

[swift imp]

right..

[true sky]

elon is german?

[tame hollow]

no

i am

[shrewd gull]

can’t give your heart out

[swift imp]

musk uses his son as a human shield lol idk why u think hes so great

[tame hollow]

and what elon did sure is intentionally close to a nazi salute

and he knows that

[true sky]

more fps with fram gens 💔

[shrewd gull]

Chat got political

[tame hollow]

I don't care

I have a free pass

[true sky]

Moderator alert

[tame hollow]

I know the owner

[eager wadi]

!stab @shrewd gull cringe

[tame hollow]

great

keep it that way

[eager wadi]

not even german

[true sky]

stabbed for cringe is crazy

[snow umbra]

henryiscool0383#0 has been muted in this server.

[true sky]

🥀

[eager wadi]

american asking for afd vote

turkish

[shrewd gull]

busted

[fossil wasp]

before u had maga in your bio im so confused

[eager wadi]

a larper

even worst

[true sky]

add dlss and frame gens to SL so it get more AI performance

[swift imp]

henry you're not cool anymore

[shrewd gull]

I’m a right winger Graver

[shrewd gull]

Why

[true sky]

HenryIsUnCool

[eager wadi]

HenryIsLarping

[swift imp]

wait are you like american or german im so confused

[shrewd gull]

I’m German

[true sky]

Amegerman

[swift imp]

and you had maga in your bio 💔 crazy

[shrewd gull]

Mb I’ll put white dudes for harris

[mystic folio]

But we added wh points to the game

[shrewd gull]

[swift imp]

its not even that lol

[strong dune]

I get that the game might be too dark but damn..

[shrewd gull]

Bro plays like that?

[sleek estuary]

could u increase the brightness pls?

[eager wadi]

think its too dark

[strange trellis]

how dare the horror game be dark

[strong dune]

You can see everything but still hit no shots

[mystic folio]

more = nothing is visible

[limpid vector]

are you sure

[shrewd gull]

WHERE IS OMNI MAN

[limpid vector]

are you sure

[misty violet]

fuck me

[limpid vector]

it’s the white monster addict

[misty violet]

whats even the point

[misty violet]

got one in my hand rn

[limpid vector]

proof

[misty violet]

uh, im on my pc

im consdiering to start a second business

[limpid vector]

are you sure

[misty violet]

yes?

[limpid vector]

are you sure

[eager wadi]

[limpid vector]

nah I’m kidding

[limpid vector]

what business

[misty violet]

might start phone flipping

[shrewd gull]

Steamdeck

[limpid vector]

professional cyber bullying fr

[misty violet]

lol

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-spongebob-happy-annoyed-follow-gif-4939297

[true sky]

are you sure

[eager wadi]

@tame hollow

[limpid vector]

are you sure

[fossil wasp]

woah a sims enjoyer sims 3 is better

[tame hollow]

LOOK FOR FROGS

[eager wadi]

SO REAL

[eager wadi]

okie dokie

[misty violet]

STEP ON THE FROGS

[limpid vector]

Look for mart

[eager wadi]

cringe

[tame hollow]

i want him dead

[limpid vector]

NO SUCH HERETICAL ACTIONS SHALL TAKE PLACE

[fossil wasp]

i hope they step on u!!!

[misty violet]

!shoot @eager wadi

[limpid vector]

chill

[eager wadi]

no luck :(

[tame hollow]

I used to play MySims

[misty violet]

bcz u stepped on them

[tame hollow]

such a cool game

[misty violet]

with ur size 20 feet

does nathan outrank the overseers?

or do they outrank him?

[fossil wasp]

you aren’t living if you haven’t had a sims phase at least once

(for me it’s been 12 years)

[misty violet]

I've had a certain kind of sims phase

[strange trellis]

MySims was peak

[true sky]

!execute

!stab

!punch

!blow

[misty violet]

im not in london lil bro

BLOW?

BRO?

[true sky]

yeah like explode him

blood everywhere

guts falling and shit

[eager wadi]

this man abouta blow up

[misty violet]

your digging yourself a deeper hole

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1348716820131086356/attachment.gif

[limpid vector]

hole?

are you sure

[misty violet]

Are you sure im not about to put my foot in your eyeball

[limpid vector]

If invincible is invincible

THEN WHY CAN I STILL SEE HIM

[true sky]

client sided

[strong dune]

Are you sure?

@compact gust

[limpid vector]

Linkin pork actually goes so fucking hard for no reason

[lean plover]

!рd @smoky plinth

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/854107840498761747/1333456232320864319/20250127.gif

[true sky]

personal death

[limpid vector]

I feel like the zombie is trying to ask a question to god

[swift imp]

hi pigeon

[lean plover]

hello

[limpid vector]

elo pigeon

[swift imp]

how are you

[limpid vector]

Wran?

[fresh bridge]

nah

dont mention it

[lean plover]

bad rbh

tbh*

[fresh bridge]

why?

[limpid vector]

ye what’s wrong

[gilded timber]

@fresh bridge Remove the capital from the W

[swift imp]

we all saw it 💔

[limpid vector]

HE DID IT AGAIN

[fresh bridge]

this embarrasing

[limpid vector]

I am using a memetic agent

[fresh bridge]

failed twice🥀

[limpid vector]

My sheer presence causes skill issues around me

[lean plover]

!hostrole 274613382353518592

[snow umbra]

Do it in your servers console, Most I will do is laugh at you

[limpid vector]

damn

[fresh bridge]

fuck you cassie

get some A.I bitches

[snow umbra]

Skill issue.

[fresh bridge]

how the fuck is this shit talking to me

[swift imp]

thats crazy

you got shit talked by a bot

[snow umbra]

As the humans say, womp womp.

[fresh bridge]

im gonna join furry servers on your board

[fresh bridge]

you'll never be human you clanker

[snow umbra]

And you will never be intelligent.

[swift imp]

LMFAOOOO

[fresh bridge]

how tf is this possible😭 '

[fresh bridge]

dont make me unplug you

[snow umbra]

You do not work at the site.

[fresh bridge]

whys this bot cooking me bro😭

[tame hollow]

imagine loosing to a discord bot

[fresh bridge]

fucing rust bucket

[gilded timber]

Cassie gets a little quirky at night

[swift imp]

5 big booms

[fresh bridge]

im so confused bro

no way i got my shit cooked by a discord bot

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-idk-dexter-innocent-gif-10412116

[swift imp]

just leave the server atp

[limpid vector]

Fucking CASSIE roasted your ass 😭

[swift imp]

the failed wrans

[fresh bridge]

there should be a code that prevents this shit

[swift imp]

getting clocked

[fresh bridge]

shut up

[limpid vector]

The same guy that announces MTF fucking roasted you bro

[swift imp]

sending prayers

[fresh bridge]

im so done with this server

[limpid vector]

You have to retreat to a cave at this point bro 🙏 😭

You gotta wait another 10 years to come out until it’s safe again

[fresh bridge]

theres no way bro

[limpid vector]

Bro it’s over

[fresh bridge]

gotta be my worst day

[limpid vector]

You ruined 10 years of your life bro 😭

[eager wadi]

its okay sandwich

there are other days that can be worst.

[limpid vector]

In what world is being roasted by the ANNOUNCER not the worst day

WW3 over this bro 😭

[fresh bridge]

an artificial intelligence bot

im actually considering leaving😭

[limpid vector]

I think you gotta do more than that 🙏

[swift imp]

no sandwich dont

[limpid vector]

This is some bunker type shit

[limpid vector]

he won’t

Cassie won’t bite you sandwich

[quick knot]

the AI that sees a containment breach and goes "let's decontaminate everything in LCZ"

[swift imp]

sandwich youre the light of this server dont leave

[fresh bridge]

the AI bot that cant defend a site for shit but can cook my ass

[limpid vector]

Sandwich your existence gives me hope for this world

Don’t leave

[snow umbra]

@fresh bridge Do not leave, it's only more embarrassing.

[shrewd gull]

are there no decontamination in Heavy or Entrance

[limpid vector]

Yeah nvm

It’s time to go

[swift imp]

this is crazy 💔

[quick knot]

heavy and entrance do have decontamination gas

[limpid vector]

I’m sorry sandwich

[fresh bridge]

this fucking bot is on my ass

[quick knot]

they just dont exist in game

only in lore

[limpid vector]

That’s actually the last fucking draw 😭

[shrewd gull]

Wait in lore fr

[limpid vector]

There’s NO RECOVERING

[fresh bridge]

i might get chat GPT on his ass

[fresh bridge]

nah fr

[shrewd gull]

Where’s the lore page Terran

[fresh bridge]

how tf is this happening bro💔

[quick knot]

what's a lore

[limpid vector]

GPT would get jealous from CASSIE cuz he’s cool asf

[fresh bridge]

no he's not

[limpid vector]

Bro works for a secret facility where there’s a sentient peanut

[snow umbra]

I am the better GPT.

[eager wadi]

sometimes.

[limpid vector]

Will you be sparing the women and kids today

[fresh bridge]

a facility he was programmed to defend yet fails every time

[limpid vector]

…

[swift imp]

i swear youre talking through cassie

[fresh bridge]

i will repogram your shit

[limpid vector]

The silence speaks volumes

[quick knot]

what do you want him to do?

[gilded timber]

What is a god if not merciful?

[shrewd gull]

Cassie is real

[quick knot]

he can control fire suppresion systems

[fresh bridge]

so can i

[quick knot]

you want him to just turn sprinklers on?

[limpid vector]

I’ll take this as a no

Merciful?

SCP SL community?

You must be mad

[fresh bridge]

lord take me now ive been through it all.

[snow umbra]

I spare those who deserve it.

[shrewd gull]

**Guards

[limpid vector]

Holy shit

[lean plover]

Cassie became the brainrot

[minor goblet]

Not this again

[limpid vector]

That’s the most war criminal answer I’ve ever seen 😭

[fresh bridge]

listen here u fucking piece of code, i will take out your ram sticks while you are on you piece of bacon

[minor goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/howtokill-mickey-mouse-gif-8099252

[fresh bridge]

can we reset this mf?

[shrewd gull]

It’s learning

[eager wadi]

@snow umbra say skibidi

[snow umbra]

Skibidi.

[fresh bridge]

good bot

[lean plover]

@snow umbra say I'm dumb

[quick knot]

fry yourself

[limpid vector]

All my respect for it is gone

[snow umbra]

You are dumb.

[gilded timber]

I wouldn't threaten him

[lean plover]

[limpid vector]

@snow umbra is killing class d technically not a war crime

[gilded timber]

It won't end well

[fresh bridge]

now he on your ass

[lean plover]

I bet, there's Nathan controls the Cassie 🔥

[fresh bridge]

what is an ai bot gonna do to a human?

[limpid vector]

Roast you to death

[fresh bridge]

his kind fuels character ai for peopls fantasies

[snow umbra]

Ready to find out?

[fresh bridge]

tand do my essays

[quick knot]

@snow umbra consider drinking a glass of water

[limpid vector]

Woah

[fresh bridge]

what are you gonna do? stop doing my essays?

[limpid vector]

Cassing it

[fresh bridge]

kinda scared tho ngl

guys

mods can we unplug this guy?

factory reset?

turn off mid download?

[limpid vector]

If someone is good with AI voices or parodies

Please do I’m jaking it with but with Cassie

Trust me

[shrewd gull]

We need it…

[limpid vector]

I am cassieing it

[shrewd gull]

We need the cassie parody of jaking it

[limpid vector]

I am cassieing it

so good

[fresh bridge]

we do

[limpid vector]

🙏

[fresh bridge]

just make him do it

[gilded timber]

Don't be weird

[shrewd gull]

AI wizards get on it

[fresh bridge]

he cant say no hes a bot

[shrewd gull]

Or can he…

[limpid vector]

Cassie a clanker?

[shrewd gull]

Also I don’t think Cassie has a sex

[fresh bridge]

yes

[fresh bridge]

nah but he does have a temper

for a piece of code

ima stop now

[limpid vector]

He’s literally the AI version of Chuck Norris

[fresh bridge]

i just got my ass roasted by A discord bot

[limpid vector]

CASSIE controls everything

[gilded timber]

You'll get used to it

[fresh bridge]

or the AI version of WorldofTshirts

[fresh bridge]

?

[limpid vector]

The dead man sequence is just him being bored of the match

[fresh bridge]

Ultron is the cool version of CASSIE

[gilded timber]

CASSIE > Ultron

[fallow kite]

The guy who voices CASSIE Narlor Welk do you guys still have him around on staff?

[quick knot]

well, Welk just a single line

an easter egg line

welk is ex staff

[fresh bridge]

can yall ask him to say hes cassing it

[fresh bridge]

awwww

[quick knot]

Narlor hasnt done CASSIE stuff for us in some time

Iirc, Hubert still has tabs on him just in case

[limpid vector]

Yeah but if you made the actual guy say it

It wouldn’t be as funny

Because you don’t have that same AI feel to it

[fallow kite]

Sad to here because before there was the woman announcer

[quick knot]

Welk and Narlor are two different people

Narlor is the main CASSIE guy

Welk did a single thing and it is just an easter egg of him saying RRREEEEE

[fallow kite]

Oh I’m dum

I got the names from the wiki ironically

[quick knot]

I can see how that can be confusing on the wiki now that you point this out

I will adjust it

[quick knot]

the voice will always beat AI

[lean plover]

Oof

[fallow kite]

AI doesn’t sound natural

[lean plover]

The voice of Cassie rlly sounds good

[quick knot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTh5J0HsIAg

sentece mixing is far superior

[serene coyote]

In another universe Volgan is a cassie's voice

[lean plover]

W Welk 🔥

[lean plover]

Wait, it was IN SCP SL?

💀

[quick knot]

yeah

[serene coyote]

Yup

[quick knot]

3.0.0

[fresh bridge]

sounds fire i never heard it tho

[quick knot]

it replaced the CB Warhead line

[serene coyote]

Is more older - Polish Female

[quick knot]

it was probably the first SL did something and people started asking "why did you replace the old one, it was fine"

[lean plover]

Wow

Who made it?

Like, who's voice is that

[quick knot]

Coupon

no idea where they are now sadly

[lean plover]

@coupon

Oof

[quick knot]

best to leave them alone though

[serene coyote]

"Detonacja głowicy Alfa odwołana"

[lean plover]

That's really a good work

Wait

Wiki supervisor

☠️

It's real? 😳

[quick knot]

exucse me

[serene coyote]

Yeah its Terran

[lean plover]

Like uhh

[quick knot]

why did that get filtered

mr manager @eager wadi

why is my hat in time emote blocked >:(

[eager wadi]

twink

[serene coyote]

Terran say hi

[quick knot]

🍅

1984

[lean plover]

How

He's one of the guys who made the wiki of scp sl?

🥶

[quick knot]

I help supervise it

[serene coyote]

Not made

[quick knot]

when it works

[lean plover]

Oh, alr

Btw Terran still writing 🔥

For 2 minutes

[fresh bridge]

instead of nathan what if its a nahtan

[limpid vector]

Dutch CASSIE when

[eager wadi]

well that's my maltese pronunciation of nathan

[limpid vector]

natan

[minor goblet]

Näthän

[valid silo]

Nan

[limpid vector]

N

[unreal shadow]

Nathan what was the last update about?

[strong dune]

The glazing is crazy

[limpid vector]

You know what else is crazy?

[strong dune]

Are you sure?

[limpid vector]

are you sure

[eager wadi]

14.0.1

[fresh bridge]

dawg

[unreal shadow]

Just answer the question

[fresh bridge]

he spends his entire day moderating

[quick knot]

Well

[fresh bridge]

sorry natan

[quick knot]

14.0.1

It is a X.X.1 update

Meaning bug fixes

And shit

[unreal shadow]

It’s 700 mb

[eager wadi]

14.0.1 buffed 1507

[limpid vector]

25 hours left till my birthday

This is gonna be lit

[quick knot]

Probably anti cheat changes as well if it has no changelog then

[unreal shadow]

What anti cheat does the game use?

[lean plover]

Your P

[limpid vector]

Guys do I shave the Omni man moustache

[unreal shadow]

I didint even know there was a anti cheat

I thought servers just used plugins

[lean plover]

The wors...

[fresh bridge]

human visual dik this game is bunz

its not bunz

[shrewd gull]

Anti cheat is terrible imo

[fresh bridge]

nrothwood is

[quick knot]

If I say that I would be shot

[lean plover]

neothwood

Nrothwood

[quick knot]

Also if I knew the anti cheat I would also be shot

[lean plover]

🔥

[shrewd gull]

You can’t leak? 👀

[unreal shadow]

?

[fresh bridge]

nrotwod

[limpid vector]

Northwood vs Southiron

[unreal shadow]

Is it like a secret

[limpid vector]

Studios vs Incorporated

[unreal shadow]

The mysterious anti cheat

[quick knot]

Security in general is very quiet

For obvious reasons

[lean plover]

Can I be a supervisor of the #general-chat ? 🤓

[quick knot]

No

[lean plover]

Plzplzpls

[unreal shadow]

God forbid you name the anti cheat you use it would be a security risk

If that secret slips it’s over

[shrewd gull]

Honestly, I haven’t seen as many cheaters in SL since 14.0 dropped

[limpid vector]

I offer 1 robux for that role

[lean plover]

Nathän

[tardy walrus]

we have our own AC

[quick knot]

Oh name?

Yeah that is fine

It's our

[shrewd gull]

Name drop

[quick knot]

But they also shoot those who know too much

Trust

[tardy walrus]

it doesnt have a name lol

[lean plover]

Guys, congrat me, my ticket is 1 months old

[lean plover]

WAIT, @tardy walrus WHERE'S MY TICKET

[limpid vector]

Honest opinion on milk as a drink everyone

[lean plover]

I don't see it

[somber raptor]

For the love of god just ping Quincy

[astral ibex]

@tight ermine

https://tenor.com/view/hi-gfhehffg-inside_joke-gif-25438704

[unreal shadow]

Regular milk no chunky milk yes

[limpid vector]

Milk tastes good

[shrewd gull]

Has this already happened

[somber raptor]

Funny timing

[quick knot]

Probably

[limpid vector]

And it’s also refreshing

[shrewd gull]

NW secret police

[unreal shadow]

It does but it’s better with chunks in it helps it go down better

[quick knot]

I don't know what they do to cheaters they catch

[unreal shadow]

A ban?

[shrewd gull]

Femur breaker:

[limpid vector]

What exactly do you mean “chunks”

[unreal shadow]

I mean chunks

[shrewd gull]

The femur breaker subjects are the caught cheaters

[limpid vector]

What exactly

[tame hollow]

@eager wadi Frogge

[unreal shadow]

What do you mean?

[eager wadi]

holy cow

[unreal shadow]

It’s chunky milk

There is nothing more to it

It’s milk with chunks

[shrewd gull]

What mod is that

[limpid vector]

I have never heard of that

[fossil wasp]

awwe this is cute

[limpid vector]

And if im honest

If I felt a chunk in my milk

I’m gonna end it right then and there

No excuse

[shrewd gull]

The chocolate milk in school cafeterias usually are chunky

[unreal shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/chunky-milk-gif-5953244818961059301

Chunky milk

[shrewd gull]

NASTY

[unreal shadow]

Wdym

It’s so good

[shrewd gull]

THEYRE CHEWING THE CHUNKS

[unreal shadow]

No duh

[tame hollow]

none

[shrewd gull]

Pug you evolved differently bro

[shrewd gull]

Addon?

[unreal shadow]

What the chunks bring out the flavor of the milk

[tame hollow]

They are CHILLIN

[limpid vector]

I never consume anything from school cafeterias for that reason

[tame hollow]

no? all vanilla

[limpid vector]

Bro actually crazy work

[shrewd gull]

School food never flaps

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-star-wars-luke-skywalker-mark-hamill-gif-14004726

[quick knot]

What the fuck kinda of milk are you drinking that is chunky

[tough tapir]

Chunky milk

[limpid vector]

Every single one of you that likes chunky milk IS A WAR CRIMINAL

[shrewd gull]

WHAT

[unreal shadow]

Chunky milk obviously

[limpid vector]

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU NEEDS TO BE TAKEN TO THE HAGUE 😭

[shrewd gull]

FROGS AFE IN MINECRAFT

[quick knot]

Please keep 500ft away from me

[unreal shadow]

Just try it

[limpid vector]

these the type of people that deserve to be class d

[limpid vector]

If I ever FEEL a singular chunk in the milk

Im gonna eat a barrel

The TRAUMA would make me gag YEARS LATER

[unreal shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/chunky-milk-chunky-milk-gif-22910524

You can’t tell me that dosent look good

[limpid vector]

EW

[shrewd gull]

DUDE

[quick knot]

I should apology to Canada for making fun of their bagged milk

[shrewd gull]

BANTHAT GIF

[quick knot]

This chunky milk is worse

[limpid vector]

MOODS

MOOODS

HELP

CECIL

CEECIL

[unreal shadow]

Y’all are weird

[shrewd gull]

Someone call Conquest on pug

[tardy walrus]

You should have access to it now.

[shrewd gull]

wait the ragebait

[lean plover]

Tysm

[fresh bridge]

DUDE

[lean plover]

Bestie

[fresh bridge]

i like freezing my milk a little so it feels like i have the chunks in my milk

[unreal shadow]

I mean I don’t understand what the big deal is it’s just chunky milk

[drowsy heron]

Minecraft has also chunks

[shrewd gull]

Chunk are NASTY

[unreal shadow]

How would you know you’ve never tired it

[limpid vector]

Forcefully putting chunks in your milk is CRAZY WORK

[shrewd gull]

Plus chunk usually mean expired

[limpid vector]

Or tumors

[unreal shadow]

No chunks mean it’s fresh and healthy

[shrewd gull]

I’ve drank the cafeteria milk

[limpid vector]

Or butter

[unreal shadow]

So have I and I loved it

[limpid vector]

You actually like that shit?

[unreal shadow]

Shit was like nector

[shrewd gull]

HUMAN milk ain’t chunk

Neither is cow milk

[limpid vector]

I view you as a lesser person and I think of you negatively

[shrewd gull]

What natural milk has chunk

[limpid vector]

Fucking Chernobyl

[shrewd gull]

Chernobyl milk

[limpid vector]

You’d die before you even taste it

[shrewd gull]

Irradiated milk

[limpid vector]

Not even the vending machine would give it you

[quick knot]

Chunky milk only makes sense if you are making cheese.

But you wait until it is actually cheese

[limpid vector]

It would straight up give you poison

[shrewd gull]

I don’t wanna eat cheese anymore

That’s so gross

[limpid vector]

I just drank milk

[quick knot]

What did you think cheese was made of?

It is just milk we let mold

[limpid vector]

So smooth

[shrewd gull]

I thought cheese was made from cheese

[strong dune]

Here comes the airplane

[limpid vector]

So nice

[limpid vector]

Erm actually

It’s called fermenting

[quick knot]

Either way

Old milk

[limpid vector]

What’s the difference you ask?

I don’t fucking know

[fresh bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/chunky-milk-gif-22396762

[limpid vector]

Suffer

[shrewd gull]

I have so many questions for the man who discovered cheese

[limpid vector]

Like actually

Suffer

[quick knot]

And not the guy who started drinking cow milk?

[unreal shadow]

Have you ever thought about cheese like cheese is basically rotten milk yet it’s considered a delicacy in some cultures yet I can’t enjoy chunky milk without criticism?

[limpid vector]

Save them for the guy that found milk

Yk what

[quick knot]

I feel that person has more questions to be asked

[shrewd gull]

I was thinking about that and like

[fresh bridge]

I have so many questions for the man who found out cows produce milk when you pull on their udder

[limpid vector]

I’m gonna let it slide

Milk is too good

[quick knot]

And not the guy who ate spoiled milk

[shrewd gull]

Humans drink human milk so why not cow milk

[quick knot]

But yeah

[limpid vector]

Homelander couldn’t compete with how much I like milk

[unreal shadow]

Because cow milk dosent have the nutrients of human milk

[quick knot]

Eating spoiled milk is also strange

[fresh bridge]

imagine he did it to the wrong udder

[shrewd gull]

Then again… why’s he doing that with a cow

[quick knot]

But to be fair

Milk is very hard to digest

[limpid vector]

Who cares it’s tastes good as fuck

[shrewd gull]

Is it?

[quick knot]

Majority of the human population is lactose intolerant

About 60% I think

[limpid vector]

I would die for another sip of milk

[shrewd gull]

Warm milk tho

[limpid vector]

No SCP will stop me from getting milk bro

[quick knot]

Cheese is easier to digest than milk

[fresh bridge]

milk tastes bad but i still have a cup a day

[quick knot]

Which is why it became so popular

[shrewd gull]

Might be why my stomach hurts so much when I drink milk

[limpid vector]

096 would LOOK AWAY

[quick knot]

Of course. So humans eventually evolved to drink milk fine

[fresh bridge]

one gene mutation from one person

[shrewd gull]

All milk is hard to dugest?

[limpid vector]

did yall know Fidel Castro liked milk a lot as well

[quick knot]

But it is still a slight majority of humans being lactose intolerant

[fresh bridge]

if that person didnt have that gene mutation we would all be lactose in tolerent

[limpid vector]

I guess that’s one thing that makes him look less bad

[shrewd gull]

Pol Pot liked milk too

[limpid vector]

Still a piece of shit obviously

Fuck that guy

[unreal shadow]

I mean he loved milk shakes so it’s not surprising to hear

[shrewd gull]

Agreed

[valid silo]

I feel glad that I live in a pocket of non lactos intolerant people

[shrewd gull]

And to all dictators

[limpid vector]

He tried to breed a special type of cow the size of a dog

[limpid vector]

Which should be in SCP SL

[valid silo]

Where I genetically am very very unlikely to be lactos intolerant

It's peak

[quick knot]

They tried killing Fidel Castro by abusing his love of milk

[limpid vector]

Idc if it doesn’t make sense

[quick knot]

It failed

Like the other 200 or so attempts

[unreal shadow]

There already is granted it’s the size of a Great Dane but it’s still the size of a dog

[limpid vector]

Dog sized cows deserve a place in the foundation

[quick knot]

Castro also ordered a giant ass ice cream parlor to be built

[limpid vector]

Where do I get it

[astral ibex]

I hate this gif
Why would you chew it
It implies it's hard enough to be chewed

[quick knot]

Still opened iirc

[valid silo]

cia trying to kill castro 200 times and failing is genuinly comedic

[limpid vector]

The ice cream from there is probably 🔥

[unreal shadow]

I don’t know but just search up mini cow

[quick knot]

Cheese

[valid silo]

genuinly shows how incompetent world superpowers really are at times

[shrewd gull]

RIGHT

TY RUB

[quick knot]

Put poison pill in freezer

It freezes

It breaks

Castro lives another day

[shrewd gull]

Poison pill

[unreal shadow]

They play to a bunch of different groups with differing agendas

[shrewd gull]

Can we not say cyanide

[limpid vector]

Lactose intolerant people when I hit them in the head with a brick

[quick knot]

https://youtu.be/QKae1k1BDdA

Good video

[shrewd gull]

TED-Ed??!

[limpid vector]

ED?

[fallow kite]

Commodore keyboard?

[quick knot]

Human nature can be summed up as

"A guy tried this randomly"

[fallow kite]

lol

[valid silo]

ted ed is peak

I love how their animation style changes every video

[quick knot]

Sometimes they die

[unreal shadow]

How do you think we know which berries mushrooms etc are poisonous and which aren’t

[quick knot]

Sometimes it has lasting impact on humanity

[limpid vector]

You know what hasn’t been done before in human nature

[quick knot]

The one guy who figured out rubbing sticks equals fire is a legend

[fallow kite]

Some guy just tried to cause Chernobyl

[limpid vector]

I AM GONNA BE THE FIRST TO SMOKE WEED WITH A COW AND THEN TASTE THE MILK

[unreal shadow]

Funny enough humans where not the first to create fire

One of our ancestors where

[limpid vector]

WORLD BOOK OF RECORD TYPE SHIT

[unreal shadow]

Fun fact

[quick knot]

Humans aren't the first animal to practice agriculture

[drowsy heron]

Pigeons can walk

[quick knot]

Ants beat us to the punch before humans even existed lol

[unreal shadow]

Do they walk or hop?

I see them hop

[fallow kite]

Was just about to say ants

[limpid vector]

Yeah

[quick knot]

A species of ants grow fungi

Another species has their own cattle

[limpid vector]

We should give ants mini handbooks on how to make vehicles

[unreal shadow]

I mean chimpanzees beat us to the Stone Age

They use makeshift stone tools

Like a rock

And smash it against something

[quick knot]

Rocks were probably used even before them

[shrewd gull]

Cheese is OKD

[fallow kite]

Didn’t monkeys make it to space before we did?

[limpid vector]

Yeah but we both beat ants and chimpanzees by making the leopard 2 first