general-chat

[rocky adder]

alright

[unreal gate]

do i add u on steam

[rocky adder]

I got a friend wanting to join in so I'll have to make a gc or something

[tulip cargo]

For attack I play zero, finka or ace. defense is doc, valkyrie or mute

[rocky adder]

yeah sure one sec

are you wanting to hop in a call or no

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/pink-role-pink-pinkies-sols-rng-discord-rolecism-gif-14760189552710335277

[rocky adder]

I will have you killed

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/pink-role-gif-4954836399484216472

[unreal gate]

sure but i might not talk (its 1 30 am)

[shrewd gull]

RED ROLES ON TOP

[rocky adder]

Ah no worries then

If you want to just lmk and I'll make a group chat with that friend I mentioned but otherwise no worries

[unreal gate]

👍 (you can make the gc)

[twilit sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/darly-boxman-die-chat-milk-pooch-the-darly-boxman-show-gooseworkz-gif-4014566330640649133

[honest junco]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-now-might-do-something-silly-now-evil-emoji-smiling-imp-gif-11564238590346099186

Pending

https://tenor.com/view/kingpin-kingpin-clicking-pen-clicking-pen-spider-verse-into-the-spider-verse-gif-5180708998338482135

[true sky]

So when we getting SL 2 ?

[honest junco]

When GTA 8 releases

[unreal gate]

august 12th 2036

[uncut zodiac]

Does anyone wanna play some SCP

[rocky adder]

ok so he says hes not gonna play for now actually so give me a min im just gonna hop into a voice channel here. also my helldivers is doing that stupid ass thing where it has to check ALL of my game files again

[uncut zodiac]

Dm or @me

[true sky]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy1_9dcToJU

[true sky]

@me

[honest junco]

@me

Hi @me

[eager wadi]

pink roled

[unreal gate]

i had to disable the bluetooth audio gateway service again because the game detected the microphone in my headphones (which i don't even use) so it gave me shitty audio quality

[fallow kite]

NOOOOO

[rocky adder]

HA

[fallow kite]

NOOOOOOOO

[rocky adder]

ah damn

[uncut zodiac]

@honest junco @true sky you guys wanna play SCP

[true sky]

no

[honest junco]

Which SCP

Game

There’s like

90

[true sky]

go find servers by yourself

[uncut zodiac]

Secret Laboratory

SCP 5K?

[honest junco]

No

SCP:CB the best

[true sky]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkBeOKPOg2s

[twilit sluice]

more like a cancer game

[uncut zodiac]

Nah

its good game but not the best

[unreal gate]

ill gamble while we wait

[strong dune]

They really named the game “Scp cock and balls” and it became popular

Insane

[uncut zodiac]

Its good for solo horror and nostalgia I think there is a new version of The SCP CB

[unreal gate]

@twilit sluice im gonna hit it big one day

[orchid kraken]

Are you sure?

[unreal gate]

FACT: 90% of gamblers QUIT before they hit it BIG

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/luigi-casino-gif-18158832090148544636

[unreal gate]

FUCK

I LOST IT ALL

[true sky]

fucking loser

but wait

dont quit

gamble again

[unreal gate]

i'll Win this Time.

[honest junco]

Gamle 😍

[somber raptor]

"Да отъебись ты от меня ёбаный кусок говна блять Сын тупорылой шлюхи блять мать твою еьал"

• The russian dude in our team (i have absolutely no idea what it means)

[true sky]

use google translation

[true sky]

oh

[unreal gate]

@acoustic moat stop counting cards

i know what you Are.

[strange niche]

Dude, watching the lobby shit talk in text chat in any videogame is hilarious

Especially if the game has no form of filter

[true sky]

games have chat filter?

[strange niche]

There is NO holding back

[somber raptor]

Average Russian CS2 player

[visual basalt]

What ticket

[somber raptor]

Nuh uh not CD2

CS2*

[tulip cargo]

omg it’s the simplest wolf!!

[true sky]

difficult wolf

[unreal gate]

it depends on ur steam settings

[strange niche]

[eager wadi]

[true sky]

Music Producer Nathan

[frigid quail]

https://discordapp.com/channels/956245649534378124/956347138563014726/1020910099142819901

[strange niche]

Honestly though, whenever a game has no chat filter, insults become an artform

[eager wadi]

Gore-enjoyer french

[true sky]

thats worse

[somber raptor]

Hell, if you want you can bind keys to a specific message, then (with some keyboard, like my SteelSeries keyboard) use ur keyboard app to make that button toggle on/off instead of "do once"

So now you can toggle spamming a specific message in chat on and off

[strange niche]

It's no longer about throwing shit at the wall, it's making art on the wall with said shit

[somber raptor]

bind <key> "say <message>"

[unreal gate]

@rocky adder the bluff in question:

[eager wadi]

[strange niche]

People get surprisingly creative

[eager wadi]

@swift imp HELLO

[swift imp]

Please leave me alone

[orchid kraken]

@somber raptor

[eager wadi]

[unreal gate]

@lone marsh no this is comign out of hubert's blue lobster dinners

[strange niche]

That backfired

[orchid kraken]

@true sky

[strong dune]

6 people are actively gambling

[eager wadi]

make that 7

im going broke

[unreal gate]

@sour quartz click join table

top left

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/im-shocked-gambling-going-on-here-officer-police-gif-15913682

[unreal gate]

wait nvm

ur already in

[strong dune]

Imagine if the discord poker overlay was actually good

Just imagine

[strong dune]

Cuz discord is never gonna do anything good

[solid echo]

That is literally the only thing we can do

[unreal gate]

@twilit sluice if you lose all your money you cant play the next game

but you can play game after that

[strange niche]

It's all fun and games until @acoustic moat bets with the entire Marketing department budget

[unreal gate]

he did

i got half of it

[strange niche]

All £15.23

[true sky]

thats even more fun

[solid echo]

ALL IN

[true sky]

Hubert should bet the whole compan

company

[fallow kite]

How dare you pink role me

[solid echo]

ALL IN

[fallow kite]

DJ if I ever meet you in game you’re cooked

[unreal gate]

@polar spade

hop in

[polar spade]

I don't know how to play poker

[strange niche]

Wait a second, did # finally get unfiltered?

[eager wadi]

didnt you ask for it though

[polar spade]

Yea

[solid echo]

Yes...

[strange niche]

holy shit

[solid echo]

lmao

[polar spade]

Hastag fail

[fallow kite]

Never did

You

[strange niche]

Shh

I'm on a phone

[fallow kite]

You are evil

Unpink role me

[unreal gate]

its ok none of us do either

[solid echo]

We all are

[fallow kite]

Can I atleast be blue

Im boutta crash out

[eager wadi]

you did though

[solid echo]

ayo you better give him his blue role or he finna crash out

[fallow kite]

Im boutta switch to the other side of rolecist

[orchid kraken]

Bro just picked my WIP and made edit💔

[solid echo]

Hey he atleast credited...

[fallow kite]

Crazy

[solid echo]

Ur so mean nopliers

[orchid kraken]

No no
I actually do love it to see edits with my animation

Recognition is good

[solid echo]

Very true

[fallow kite]

Wait

My nitro ends tomorrow

I can’t send funny sticker anymore :(

[solid echo]

race car owners when the police is 24/7 chasing them:

[fallow kite]

Relatable

!rep @sterile salmon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @sterile salmon a reputation point!

[solid echo]

Im gonna make a real rep wheel, ping me if you wanna be in it

[unreal gate]

@rocky adder did you lose it all

[rocky adder]

that's what the bank says

[unreal gate]

just take out a loan

[strong dune]

This reminds me of something…

[strange niche]

ADHD?

[humble wind]

hi

[somber raptor]

🔥

[strange niche]

Because that is a wild as fuck pattern correlation

[unreal gate]

he cant keep getting away with it @sour quartz

[fervent shadow]

Hi guys i have an issue

[2025-03-20 22:56:50.224 +00:00] >>> !verify static
[2025-03-20 22:56:51.603 +00:00] [verify] Your IP address is already verified!

This because i have reinstalled the server and now got this

[2025-03-20 22:55:01.384 +00:00] Your server won't be visible on the public server list

[fervent shadow]

And while doing !verify static i got this

[gilded timber]

You'll need your old verkey file!
If you don't have it, you can ask for a new one by emailing verification:
[e-mail]

[fervent shadow]

I have sent an email 30 minutes ago, you need email?

[unreal gate]

@rocky adder i got kicked for inactivity 💀

[fervent shadow]

i can send it on ticket

[unreal gate]

from hd2

[sleek estuary]

we are not verification, so we cannot help, please just be patient for them to respond to you

[gilded timber]

Their standard response time is 3-7 Business days, unfortunately I'm not a part of verification so your email is of no use to me

[fervent shadow]

oh :C

[swift imp]

Does anyone like dogs here

[unreal gate]

@twilit sluice dont worry little monster we've got enough microtransactions to feed you your entire life

@rocky adder we not playin?

[rocky adder]

Unfortunately not my Helldivers says it needs 2 hours to patch

[unreal gate]

🕊️

[sterile salmon]

stop

[unreal gate]

Shared from Poker Night

[eager wadi]

Yeah, i own two

[strange niche]

The finest minds of SL lost to a tin can

We're fucked

[unreal gate]

dead internet theory is real

[maiden delta]

[fallow kite]

Y

I rep redscoutfreeman

Next

Then Baja

[sterile salmon]

because stop

like why

[fallow kite]

No reason

[sterile salmon]

one time you literally ghost pinged me

[fallow kite]

I do not remember that

[sterile salmon]

...

[fallow kite]

Me deadass I don’t remember

[fallow kite]

OH YEAH i tried you rep you after hand soap

But it has like a 5 hour cooldown

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 11 hours, 31 minutes, 19 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[fallow kite]

12 hours

So I just deleted it

[sterile salmon]

here

[fallow kite]

Wait I already did?

Do I have memory loss

[sterile salmon]

also nobody cares about rep bro just id rather not get pinged

[fallow kite]

:(

ok

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1189666903338254448/1232428473033691227/munch.gif

[glass condor]

Holy shit @rigid locust

wait my nickname doesn’t show up here sad

[strong dune]

The bot won?

[rigid locust]

@rocky adder

[unreal gate]

LOL

[strong dune]

Why is it a discord embed link

[honest junco]

Hi

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[honest junco]

Rigged

[unreal gate]

@rigid locust

What do you see

Send a screenshot

[unreal gate]

Let me try sharing my entire screen

[unreal gate]

What now

@rigid locust

?

[rigid locust]

https://www.youtube.com/@TosmatoSoup @twilit sluice

[unreal gate]

@rocky adder

erm

why didnt you tell me you were on..

yes @acoustic moat

@rocky adder game aint launching so im restarting pc

[astral ibex]

@rocky adder got room for one more diver?

[acoustic moat]

yes

[strong dune]

“Heh! Room for one more?”

[final lance]

Hows my favourite site researchers and fellow D class?

[warped magnet]

You’re cringe

[strong dune]

Why are you locked in the bathroom?

[unreal gate]

@north ledge

[north ledge]

mo and krill purple we gonnna game tonight

[unreal gate]

@polar spade 👁️

[polar spade]

Yea?

[warped magnet]

Maybe you should try getting a job

[orchid kraken]

J*b or scp sl?

[warped magnet]

Bro censored the word job!!

[orchid kraken]

Im cute goat dw

[orchid kraken]

Also please refrain from using word ||job|| as unemployed people find it offensive and racial

[warped magnet]

I can smell you from here

[orchid kraken]

I smell like discord user wym

We both same

[warped magnet]

🚿

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-title-card-blood-splatter-gif-21530878

[orchid kraken]

Jobs bro.. jobs

https://tenor.com/view/job-job-application-jobless-gif-2757097081210871087

4% on phone

[warped magnet]

@strong dune

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-minos-minos-prime-thy-end-is-now-punch-gif-16630674477332190433

[warped magnet]

I’ve done that before

[strong dune]

I am not fond of the people i meet

[warped magnet]

The people you “meat”?

[orchid kraken]

Eat

[warped magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/mrfresh-sad-cat-awkward-you-fr-rn-gif-12281662479441162282

[warped magnet]

feet😳

[orchid kraken]

I love fu

[warped magnet]

Kung fu

[orchid kraken]

My last message before phone dies

I love furry fee

[warped magnet]

Plus tip

[north ledge]

hell.

shiv and ivy kept malding when they got ganged on lol

no co-ordination at all

[unreal gate]

@dull aspen thats what i heard too

[fallow kite]

Wait

IM BACK

YEDDDDYESSS

IM NOT A PINK ROLE YESSS

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/roleism-roleist-geto-purple-role-gif-17179129728472666232

[unreal gate]

@tulip cargo

@acoustic moat its tf3

[unreal gate]

@rocky adder

[verbal grove]

Chicken jockey

Flint and steel

Enderpearl

[warped magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-movie-villager-minecraft-villager-car-gif-6049572966860059257

[verbal grove]

https://tenor.com/view/a-minecraft-movie-jack-black-chicken-jockey-minecraft-movie-minecraft-steve-gif-1457657517145302338

Are we deadass rn

[acoustic kraken]

[sand blade]

SL player jumpscare

[jolly arrow]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 3 hours, 10 minutes, 31 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[jolly arrow]

3 HOURS

WHATT

[warped magnet]

!rep @warped magnet

[snow umbra]

You can't give a rep to yourself!

[warped magnet]

Fuck you

[delicate sapphire]

Lol

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 1 hour, 33 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[misty violet]

hello gang

!rep @fossil wasp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fossil wasp a reputation point!

[misty violet]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-gif-25687409

[true crag]

why can I see no servers

[lime siren]

where'd the servers go

[honest junco]

New 2025 Tahoe shifter pmo so much I had to write an email to them

[burnt trench]

same here

[latent jackal]

everything seems fine

[polar spade]

A lot of the Australian players are reporting issues

Check KI

[latent jackal]

Steam issue

[rocky adder]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[rocky adder]

Gazz do you want rep

[latent jackal]

Sure

Why not

[delicate sapphire]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 7 minutes, 19 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[tough tapir]

!rep @rocky adder

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rocky adder a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[rancid dome]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[rancid dome]

Cassie has spoken

[tough tapir]

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/miside-mita-cappie-kepochka-cute-gif-12120807923627538028

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/miside-gila-gif-15350547883624744992

I shall go now, watch F1

[rocky adder]

!rep @latent jackal

[snow umbra]

You have just given @latent jackal a reputation point!

[latent jackal]

[rocky adder]

Just bought someone on my steam friends list a copy of titanfall 2

no clue who she is but i was feeling generous

[honest junco]

Pending

General Motors pmo so much I wrote an email to them

[final lance]

Love how that is a response but the original contain breach dudes said we still working on stuff butt to check out you guys

[still moth]

bf5 making me crash out rn

let me play the GAME

@meager slate this is all ur fault

[rancid dome]

Gear buttons sounds like hell

Mod it into a paddle shift 🔥

[valid silo]

mind accepting my steam friend req then..

jk

[rancid dome]

I would send you one for jokes but I have no money lol

[valid silo]

this is why I tell my friends to never gift me games on steam

cuz 90% of the time

I don't really like the game and it'll just sit in my liberary

if they REALLY wanna gift me something let it be an item I can sell or a gift card lol

[rancid dome]

I'm buying you Siege so you can go insane

[valid silo]

doubt I could run it!

[rancid dome]

Is it an old spec D:

[polar spade]

Buy him a new PC

[valid silo]

true!

[rancid dome]

New pc?

Just have my current setup lol
Gonna be moving into uni

[valid silo]

buy me a new pc so I can game on sl with anything more than 30 frames max..

(I refuse to stoop into low texture quality or anything under 1600x900)

[rancid dome]

4x3 res is best

No, not 4:3, 4x3

[tardy walrus]

@rancid dome @rancid dome @rancid dome @rancid dome @rancid dome

[rancid dome]

@tardy walrus

[full pond]

12p

[valid silo]

that is

horrifying

[tardy walrus]

haiiiiiii :3

[valid silo]

but jokes aside I have faith in northwood to optimize the game in the future updates!

(it's already happening cuz new heavy ACTUALLY goes down in quality depending on your texture quality settings)

so that's a good thing

just waiting for the dumpsterfire that is EZ to get reworked

I heard ez is what really hogs peformance

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/vaas-definitionofinsanity-farcry3-insanity-gif-4899376

[valid silo]

no

I believe in northwood!

[valid silo]

🙏

you guys are being blasphamous

whatever the word is

you should be fired!!!!!

[foggy coyote]

next update is adding building

entrance zone box fights

[valid silo]

ngl

would be kinda funny if

entrance zone had a boxing ring

just for the jokes yk!

[terse terrace]

.

[rancid dome]

Can't be fired if I'm no longer a staff

🔥

[valid silo]

WAIT WHAT

[full pond]

Did bro just realise

[valid silo]

NO

I DID NOT KNOW

[rancid dome]

LMFAO

My brudda, it's been more than 30 days

(31 days)

[full pond]

Wow month anniversary

Or something

Yippee!!

[rancid dome]

There's nothing special about that

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/man-on-knees-screaming-no-ymiyoms-gif-1715427374379541309

[rancid dome]

It's not dating or shit like that lol

[valid silo]

most PEAK mod of scp sl discord has resigned

this is a dark day for the scp sl discord

I respect it tho

[rancid dome]

Am I really that peak?

[valid silo]

uni is more important..

[valid silo]

you were the most peak..

[tardy walrus]

fuk studying big drop out gang

am i right @sleek estuary

[valid silo]

hell no!

dropping out is like

[full pond]

If Dino retires as well its over for us

[valid silo]

plan B

[lean plover]

Ayo

Hello guys

[valid silo]

if college doesn't work out plan b I become walter white

plan c is I become a mercenary!

plan d is

idk what plan d is

[full pond]

Plan D is D

[valid silo]

AMEN

[rancid dome]

I would not even attend college if I live in the US where it barely effects shit

[full pond]

[rancid dome]

Only in the US where I heard you dont even need a degree

[valid silo]

I wish I had like

a rich dad who has a company and I could just

never worry about anything cuz

I could always work for him

would be peak

[rancid dome]

Wait till he hears about die of old age

[valid silo]

also NO it ain't really nepotism !

[valid silo]

that's like

the plot of 90% of the drama shows

in my country

rich dad dies family fights to split his inheritance

turns out the adopted kid is the true heir

yadda yadda

not even kidding

[full pond]

Your father was quite the God with the empire he led, huh..

[sleek estuary]

[valid silo]

truthfully it was quiet the peak storyline

[full pond]

Guess you could call him

[sleek estuary]

covid forced me to drop out

[valid silo]

but it has been overstaurated..

[full pond]

The Godfather

[rancid dome]

Yeah that sounds like an average plot lol

[sleek estuary]

it was ggs since china fucked the world

[valid silo]

man I remember when covid happened

my grades went to the sewers

[full pond]

Really?

[valid silo]

didn't come back until a few days ago

[full pond]

I dont

[valid silo]

nto even kidding

[sleek estuary]

bro it was just 5 years ago 😭

[full pond]

I don't remember anything

[valid silo]

*months ago

bro it has been an important part of my life

[tardy walrus]

covid era was peak i cant lie tho

[valid silo]

I gotta tell it to my kids

I'm gonna overdramatize it

[full pond]

Its not that deep gng

[valid silo]

gonna make it out to be like the plague

[warped magnet]

Man you must be super old

[valid silo]

I am

(hair is already greying)

love mah genetics

[rancid dome]

Return arc is when I get rejected from uni Formula Student team club

But I'm already quite a bit unfiltered than my usual self here so not sure about that bit

[fading surge]

Hope that you'll get accepted 🔥

[rancid dome]

I'd pray for that too

Must be racist

I mean- racer

[valid silo]

keep up being like that and you're gonna get your rejection wish

XD

[final lance]

I've joined late cuz yal prainc

Praying*

[rancid dome]

I'm only unfiltered af towards friends

I'll be like PR trained when talking to strangers

[valid silo]

I like to think I'm already like good enough if I really want tp

*to

I don't have to beat my head into being respectful and mature!

but thank god I never used Friend A humor on friend B

or friend B is gonna block me!

[rancid dome]

You dont wanna see my ig reels

Darkest shit (behind Denty's and xor's)

[valid silo]

I already hate insta but

now I wanna know..

cuz I have a feeling it's not that bad!

[rancid dome]

I cannot say it here

Besides some of the good ones

Which are F1, motoGP, and siege.

[stone quiver]

Amogus

[valid silo]

this is why the lord has created dms

[tardy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-kobe-duo-nba-lakers-gif-26746857

[rancid dome]

Why does he wanna know this badly lol

[valid silo]

you can't just say something

and NOT expect me to be curious

[rancid dome]

Send me a dm req

[sleek estuary]

you have no idea how bad mine are

i cant even use reels anymore

[rancid dome]

💀

These 2 should be locked up

[sleek estuary]

I learned that, if you send someone a reel it influences their algorithm

aka, blame the groupchats im in

[rancid dome]

OH LOL

Yeah, I think I heard that from my friend too

[tardy walrus]

same shit with tiktok and youtube shorts

its the same everywhere

but yea its real bad in ig

[fading surge]

ig reels is cooked

[rancid dome]

Especially the comments in them

[lean plover]

💀

@fossil wasp so, you don't know bad words

don't you? 🥶

☠️

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/toucan-bird-loaf-loafing-animal-gif-16156592159053577301

[warped magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/fungi22-fungiblefungi22-bog-nft-mushroom-gif-24744750

Mushroom

[lean plover]

alr, since gravy too adequate

!rep @fossil wasp

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 22 minutes, 34 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[lean plover]

☠️

Alr, I'll give you it in 22 minutes, 34 seconds

[gaunt talon]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[gaunt talon]

!rep @unreal gate

[snow umbra]

You have just given @unreal gate a reputation point!

[polar spade]

Car

[lean plover]

Car

fr

🚙 :baguettescat:

[tough tapir]

orange car

[rancid dome]

CAR

[stone quiver]

can

[tame hollow]

Eep

[stone quiver]

Too much energy

[honest junco]

Heh, I’m literally friends with the volgun. We are in 3 mutual servers 😎

We are more or less besties

[gaunt talon]

You aren't

[honest junco]

Shut up

[valid silo]

This guy

Is literally like me fr

[honest junco]

I am everyone

[valid silo]

(I imagine people who dgaf as my friends!!!)!

[tame hollow]

Unlike you making things up, I have Hubert as a friend

[honest junco]

I have no people friended here

[tame hollow]

Almost the entire studio

[valid silo]

Joseph do you by chance know friendly foxy?

[tame hollow]

Who?

[valid silo]

Not a person

Sfm seriese

*seirese

Damn 8t

;(

[tame hollow]

I don't watch SFM stuff

[tame hollow]

So idk

[valid silo]

Man

Anyhow

[honest junco]

Ur missing out gang

[valid silo]

Real popular thing back in the day

I'm friends with da creatore

!!!

[honest junco]

Omg I’m level 20

[valid silo]

Creator?

[honest junco]

I’m piss colour!!!

[valid silo]

Yeah creator

[gaunt talon]

No you aren't

[valid silo]

If your piss looks like that

[honest junco]

Yes I am

[valid silo]

You need to go the doc man

[honest junco]

Why does everyone disagree with me

1984

[valid silo]

I ain't disagreeing

[tame hollow]

Imagine not liking prostate cancer

[valid silo]

I'm just sayin you should prolly get checked out

[honest junco]

Fr!!!! 😂

[valid silo]

Prostate cancer... le bad... actually..

[honest junco]

Le?

Fr*nch?

[valid silo]

No you dimwit

I just add it for the humerous effect it brings

[honest junco]

Oh god

[valid silo]

I'm in 3 servers with this guy 🤣 🤣 🤣

Me and him are practically friends

!!!

[honest junco]

Deadass!!!

Who even is he

[valid silo]

Fr

A nobody

A loser

[honest junco]

Clearly

[tame hollow]

I am immune to that

[valid silo]

A huge stinker

[honest junco]

Damn okay

[valid silo]

Yeah well you're not immune to me putting a bullet in your head

Sooo

[tame hollow]

I have too little magnesium and iron in my body anyhow

[valid silo]

Doubt you want lead in your head m8

[honest junco]

Isn’t that like

Bad

Having low iron

[valid silo]

It is bad but

There are ways to deal with it easily

[honest junco]

Holy hell it’s hot bro

[valid silo]

My preferred methode is eating raw elemental magnesium and iron

[gaunt talon]

Enter a freezer

[valid silo]

Just make sure you coat the magnesium in mineral oil

Otherwise it's gonna react with the water in your body and

Make magnesium hydroxide

Then it's gonna turn your fat into soap

[honest junco]

I can’t I’m in the car

[valid silo]

Would not recommend

[valid silo]

What's the temp?

[honest junco]

Idk

Fucking hot°

[valid silo]

Don't you have

A weather app

[gaunt talon]

Open the windows

[valid silo]

In your phone

[lean plover]

flamingos chat

fr

[gaunt talon]

Exists

[lean plover]

alr

[gaunt talon]

You need the 1507 role

[lean plover]

flamingos left then chat

[lean plover]

ik

btw I can't take it

am I right?

[gaunt talon]

It was Christmas only

[lean plover]

yuh

so that's why

[full mountain]

Which server did you host

[stone quiver]

[lean plover]

Me?

"The ||Alzheimer|| Project"

forgot

💀

[gaunt talon]

You don't know what server you're hosting

[lean plover]

I told the name of my server

like, Isn't it what you're asking for?

[gaunt talon]

Is it really named Alzheimer Project

[lean plover]

yuh

💀

[stone quiver]

You server host?

[lean plover]

yeah

I am

[stone quiver]

I forgor about it

[full mountain]

わかりました

[stone quiver]

You server host?

[lean plover]

https://tenor.com/view/emuemi-emi-emi-jones-gif-15014640195527574972

[lean plover]

yeah

[full mountain]

Just temporarily

[stone quiver]

Wait? You server host?

[lean plover]

yeah

[full mountain]

Which region

[stone quiver]

Ohhh

Which server?

[lean plover]

Asia, Russia

[full mountain]

Alz project

[lean plover]

Alzheimer 😭

[stone quiver]

Ohh

[lean plover]

no way

[stone quiver]

Wait? @lean plover is server host?

[full mountain]

Bruh

Yes

[stone quiver]

Okay

[full mountain]

An alz project server host

[stone quiver]

Who is server host?

[lean plover]

no, I just paid hubert 1USDT for it

[gaunt talon]

Me

[full mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/mashle-dance-gif-9745779996362916675

[stone quiver]

Oh okay

[stone quiver]

Damn

[lean plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240750606403239956/1286367391584092191/togif-5.gif

[stone quiver]

Damn i wished server host was here in the chat

[lean plover]

mewing

no way

[full mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/451607591181877253/1300497776873963540/Beethoven_virus_meme_FULL_VIDEO_original.mp4?ex=67de3db0&is=67dcec30&hm=f86de85db7eaf839442546797b41ae7403584f9932862b588bd142cda60221cb&

[gaunt talon]

I'm here

[stone quiver]

You server host?

[gaunt talon]

John server host

[full pond]

ts so peak 🙏

[stone quiver]

Which server you hosting?

[gaunt talon]

Northwood officials

[lean plover]

The worst server ever 💯 💯

[full mountain]

Sfw fell off

[stone quiver]

Never heard of that server?

Is it modded?

[gaunt talon]

No

[stone quiver]

Are there many rules?

[gaunt talon]

Not many

[stone quiver]

Admins are good?

[gaunt talon]

Very

[full mountain]

If you are not the rule breaker

[stone quiver]

What rules?

[gaunt talon]

The ones in the server

[stone quiver]

Which server?

[gaunt talon]

The cactus patch

[stone quiver]

Never heard of it

Who is host?

[full mountain]

Hubert should collab with Mark

[full pond]

cactus

[gaunt talon]

Me

[stone quiver]

Is it modded?

[gaunt talon]

Partly

[stone quiver]

What is biggest modded change there?

[gaunt talon]

Grenade launcher

[stone quiver]

Sounds fun

There are many rules?

[gaunt talon]

Not many

[stone quiver]

What not many?

[full pond]

I remember wiping a whole mtf wave with a grenade launcher which I thought was just a logicer

I was also an mtf

[delicate sapphire]

Who wants a free rep?

[polar spade]

Not me

[full pond]

!rep @polar spade

[snow umbra]

You have just given @polar spade a reputation point!

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/scout-tf2-finger-gif-10081374682332232700

[delicate sapphire]

!rep @polar spade

[snow umbra]

You have just given @polar spade a reputation point!

[polar spade]

Goddamn it

[tight ermine]

!rep @polar spade

[snow umbra]

You have just given @polar spade a reputation point!

[gaunt talon]

Gooddamnit

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 9 hours, 50 minutes, 26 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[gaunt talon]

Already gave it to mechasolaris 2

Or someone else

I forgot

[eager wadi]

!rep @bold talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @bold talon a reputation point!

[somber raptor]

that place sometimes feel like a warzone

[honest junco]

I made my first SCP article rah

[polar spade]

Share with the class

[honest junco]

Yes sir

[polar spade]

Was it a cold post or was it greenlit?

[honest junco]

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8272

[honest junco]

Cold post

I think

[somber raptor]

holy shit musescore is laggy

[somber raptor]

makes my pc shit itself

[honest junco]

I don’t know how to green light it 😭

[polar spade]

You’re in the official SCP discord right

[honest junco]

Yes

When I tried to join the thingy

Writing channel

I’m on mobile

So it didn’t work

[polar spade]

https://discord.com/channels/877710488673329162/877732938958131229

Oh you’re not in deer college

[honest junco]

Yeah

[polar spade]

Just link your wiki account to discord. You should be able to on mobile

[honest junco]

Alright

It didn’t work for me last time

[polar spade]

I think there’s a password

Which you have to find in the rules

[honest junco]

Minor issue

[polar spade]

Huh

Try going on actual safari

The bottom right button

[honest junco]

Alright

I think I did it

Wrong photo

[polar spade]

Nice

Check the discord now

See if you can access the deer college channels

[honest junco]

Yep

[polar spade]

Yep, the greenlighting process is outlined in https://discord.com/channels/877710488673329162/877732938958131229

Are you taking feedback on your article?

[honest junco]

Uhuh

[polar spade]

Well not to be harsh, but i think this article kinda embodies why coldpost articles dont tend to fare well

[honest junco]

Fair enough

[polar spade]

Firstly the biggest problem. It doesnt really have a narrative

SCP readers these days kinda expect a central narrative these days and not just thing that does stuff like series 1

You can still do thing that does stuff, but you should take some advice from this

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/things-what-do-a-thing-an-essay-on-things

[nocturne flare]

why am i in a server with 3 femboys dawg

this vc is so weird

one of them thinks hes tuff as shit
the other one is extremely horny and weird
then the last one is sorta normal

[nocturne flare]

ive been playing for a while but this is the first time ive seen this

humanity is cooked

[gaunt talon]

!hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[hoary nexus]

Hello

[polar spade]

The hom has been summoned

!o>

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555474008716607514/948611931932082237/originalrat.png

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 5 hours, 49 minutes, 22 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[tough tapir]

!<o

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1235787163904249866/image.png?ex=6635a3fb&is=6634527b&hm=1592c83a50d96c323b0f8269c590d4631eee3236723751f9d337349212bbd4fd&

[polar spade]

!scrungo

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/477069632407076864/481214054556499979/Scrungo-1.0.jpg

[tough tapir]

!scrungmas

[tame hollow]

Behold

[meager slate]

Sorry :c

[north owl]

Scp Sl reference

[still moth]

its ok i accept your apology

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/767064064362545153/1195881091186294917/ezgif-3-45c34353d8.gif

[meager slate]

[strong dune]

I dont

https://tenor.com/view/goku-namek-mad-angry-kakarot-gif-4697742235674074957

[jolly arrow]

!rep @fresh bridge

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fresh bridge a reputation point!

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/trollface-gif-8242347154758580084

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1213895427053846626/1316194370562686986/1733826442963778.webp

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

You have just given @jolly arrow a reputation point!

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/peepo-shy-pepe-shy-peepo-blush-peepo-gif-19500792

Thanks

[eager wadi]

it can be considered as normal

[eager wadi]

no its your fault

[eager wadi]

no

[jolly arrow]

I don’t get the invincible series

How is he invincible if I can see him

[eager wadi]

cause you have superpowers obviously

[jolly arrow]

Ah

But I’d say that it’s not a super power but only a power, seeing invincible people is pretty ass otherwise

[eager wadi]

on the bright side, you cant get pranked by invisible people

[meager slate]

What's wrong with that

[bold talon]

!rep @eager wadi

[snow umbra]

You have just given @eager wadi a reputation point!

[orchid kraken]

What type pf fine shyt my parents send me

[eager wadi]

[bold talon]

[eager wadi]

:D

[gentle beacon]

Real

[native drift]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-939-scp-sl-gif-5225116331559112105

Ok well tell me the scp 939 teeth look soo soo weak lookin like they are thinner than a goddamn twig.

[tame hollow]

"im gonna touch you"

[latent jackal]

[native drift]

?

[tough tapir]

Kid named you:

[eager wadi]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[lapis geyser]

Does anyone here have any good article recommendations on the topic of magic/Thaumaturgy in SCP?

[polar spade]

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/another-goddamn-magic-system

Good old reliable orientation

[lapis geyser]

Thank you

[astral aurora]

Excerpts from Site-300-14's Applied Thaumatology Orientation

by Abrethe, DrGooday
Rating: +14

[acoustic moat]

Not what I was looking for but alright

I meant this one https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/goc-supplemental-thaumatology

[somber raptor]

That feeling when you think about the facts that there are words in english with like a single vowel out of like 9 letters

[misty violet]

I am inevitable.

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/no-cat-gif-20807115

[tough tapir]

Georgian language:

[misty violet]

I am inevitable.

[eager wadi]

stinky

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/miside-mita-stinky-menu-crazy-mita-gif-3817157916438496788

[polar spade]

Smelly

[misty violet]

Nathan go shower

I can smell you from here

[polar spade]

I thought it was a gas leak

That explains it

[plush bolt]

ever look at a word and be like completely perplexed by it, like not even by one specific thing, the general spelling and pronunciation just doesn't make sense

[eager wadi]

nah you smelling

go shower

or fix your gas leak

[plush bolt]

would you rather have a carbon monoxide leak or a natural gas leak

[tight ermine]

You can smell gas

You cannot smell CO

[ebon flare]

both

[tight ermine]

Better chance of survival with gas

[ebon flare]

it will go up in flames once I use my lighter

🕯️

[tight ermine]

The most epic way of going out

[polar spade]

You cant tell if you’re suffocating when you breathe in CO

You simply drop dead unaware since your body is still expelling CO2

[tame hollow]

Wrong

[tight ermine]

Not wrong :(

[ebon flare]

Carbon and oxygen is a gas mix🔥

[polar spade]

Carbon Monoxide is a compound, not a mixture

[ebon flare]

https://tenor.com/view/fnuuy-na-na-na-boo-boo-gif-8072734753110685367

[ebon flare]

idk bout that one

[tough tapir]

buzzer

Wrong

Sulphuric acid

[polar spade]

I did not do chemistry in High school just not to use it

[tame hollow]

Wrong

[rancid dome]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 1 hour, 39 minutes, 42 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[ebon flare]

Minnesota agrees, you can’t smell it

[jolly arrow]

i can

[plush bolt]

so like

would you rather have a carbon monoxide leak or a gas leak

[ebon flare]

both

and a lighter

[polar spade]

Monoxide isn’t flammable

[jolly arrow]

gas is

[ebon flare]

insurance

[tight ermine]

In my chemistry classes I always learned CO is an odorless, tasteless gas that will kill you without your knowing (as it replaces the CO2 in your body, slowly depriving you of oxygen)

Not wrong :( :( :(

[ebon flare]

Not wrong

[tame hollow]

Incorrect

[acoustic moat]

Joseph emits so much odour that something as ostensively odourless smells better in comparison

[tame hollow]

And you know why its incorrect?

I use it for my gas lighter

[acoustic moat]

There's no causality to that

[ebon flare]

ain’t no way bros trying to contend with RESEARCH that has been accepted for years, mid opinion and ragebait

[acoustic moat]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs4-snake-bait-old-snake-mgs-bait-bait-used-to-be-believable-gif-16665329923744849402

[neon isle]

[polar spade]

Research is obviously faked to further western agendas

[tame hollow]

Sure hope you got the joke x3j50

[ebon flare]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1351576850878697553/attachment.gif

[acoustic moat]

no

[eager wadi]

maybe your room wants a cigarette

[ebon flare]

I won’t hear a word they say

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/you-bait-bait-you-bait-like-a-you-bait-like-a-pro-gman-gif-7874375902077166871

[tame hollow]

[eager wadi]

[uncut zodiac]

Anyone wanna play SCP SL

[ebon flare]

nah

im too poor

[tight ermine]

I'm going to buy SCP: SL when the next Steam sale hits

Are the DLCs worth it?

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[tight ermine]

!rep @strange trellis

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 6 hours, 7 minutes, 6 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[tight ermine]

The attempt

[strange trellis]

you are very smelly and stinky and a loser and you have a small penis

[ebon flare]

Nah

[autumn elk]

!rep @willow blade

[snow umbra]

You have just given @willow blade a reputation point!

[ebon flare]

🎣

[snow umbra]

Rude.

[tough tapir]

stinky spongdal

[ebon flare]

🐠

[tight ermine]

Spongdal is now banned :(

[oblique sand]

Tw: slight flashing lights at end

[nocturne flare]

i would honestly love 1048 (builderbear) as a playable scp

[gaunt talon]

Only the heavy duty dlc

[nocturne flare]

and then when he creates a copy it picks a random dead player for it

[gaunt talon]

The rest is not that good

Not really worth it for 10 dollars

[ebon flare]

yea

One of the dlcs nerfs cola

[uncut zodiac]

Why is SCP SL FPS so low is the game terribly unoptimized or something this is ridiculous Im pretty sure the older version wasnt like this I was playing on a GTX 1050 2GB at the time

[polar spade]

Game is quite unoptimised

What’s your frames and graphics settings?

[south scroll]

Not true it’s not the game it’s the fact it’s mining bitcoin in the background