#general-chat
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not rage baiting, just pointing out how ridiculous this is
Okay?
pls no warn
was just expressing my freedom of speach sorry for criticism
pls no warn
why u being cringe
rick: ugh another low iq savage
mods get him on science
"waltuhwhite3979"
Know ur place bro
theres 5 of them mods
“Rollmywoodsbitch” corny pothead😭
Stop this nonsense arguing or you guys will be muted
Yes sir
Focus on ur scp sl game
I’m flattered but I don’t swing that way sorry lmfao
...was it breaking the rules? pls point out what rule so we can avoid it
1/10 rage bait fatass
Mad?
No
wowow he calling him a fatass??? Mods get him
Mods get me
Mods put him in the femur breaker
this channel is literally for this, what does he mean by nonsense arguing 😭
Mod doesn’t know his own rules😭
😭
Hey stop before i warn u
Hey stop it guys
!wran
Syntax: !wran <member_0> <text_final>
Created via the CustomCom cog. See !customcom for more details.
dude its wednesday
Stop this nonsense arguing👉👈🥺
!wran @fallow kite uhmmm uhm might be against the server rules he was ermmmmm rude
@jolly arrow has wranned rollmywoodsbitch Reason: uhmmm uhm might be against the server rules he was ermmmmm rude
that short guy in the moderation team
Auro? @misty violet
!wran @jolly arrow Breaking server rules, Disrespect against mods, being fat, Being morbidly obese, Being overweight, being obese.
@fallow kite has wranned aalexderaal Reason: Breaking server rules, Disrespect against mods, being fat, Being morbidly obese, Being overweight, being obese.
i am not fat :(
!wran @fallow kite being a cornball, rule 7 violation.
@fresh bridge has wranned rollmywoodsbitch Reason: being a cornball, rule 7 violation.
!wran @fresh bridge Also being fat
!wran @jolly arrow is not fat
@jolly arrow has wranned aalexderaal Reason: is not fat
!stab @fallow kite
stabbed
rollmywoodsbitch#0 has been muted in this server.
!wran @eager wadi power trip😭
@fresh bridge has wranned dj_nathan_ Reason: power trip😭
:D
!stab 1070553111103537222
waltuhwhite3979#0 has been muted in this server.
who walter
It's never been a democracy
Where is our civil rights
Me
Down with the evil authority!
You don't have rights

seabunniocracy
you're welcome
@meager slate this you?

!wran @meager slate 4’3
@fresh bridge has wranned auroduh Reason: 4’3
god this joke sucked
walter
!stab @fresh bridge
waltuhwhite3979#0 has been muted in this server.
waltuh
aurora can you warn me instead of watery please
Nope, I believe Watery can do it just fine
nah
bruh why do we have a short maid in mod team bro 😭
!maid
@meager slate 
justgranoula#0 has been muted in this server.
@swift imp hawk tuah
with the power of determination the d classes sprang back to life!
nah cuz who the fuck are you?
the proud lord said
That i must bow so low?
Only a cat of a different coat
That's all the truth I know
In a coat of gold or a coat of red
A lion still has claws
Mine are long and sharp, my lord
As long and sharp as yours
HA I GOT AWAY WITH IT
gupierre_#0 has been muted in this server.
@plucky wigeon you will not be forgotten
!unmute @fresh bridge
Makes sense now
waltuhwhite3979#0 unmuted in this server.
!unmute @plucky wigeon
You know something funny?
justgranoula#0 unmuted in this server.
bum
All 4 of the worst mods I’ve ever seen were in this server lmfao😭
nothing ever changes
!unmute @true sky
gupierre_#0 unmuted in this server.
Cry about it
shame we don't have unstab cmd
wild
😢
aurora valid mod
You know I’d cry too if I was short
hi
just when the unemployment couldn't get any worse 
little do you know, the knife is still in the wound
😭😭😭
about your email, idk why noone is claiming it, it might be good to send another
👍
whar email
Whar😭
whar
whr?
how you look typing that
verif stuff
dm?
Zenlet doesnt have to know-
no
Unemployment final boss fr
sorry
you can dm too if you want, has nothing to do with anything really- but you can
its just 1 thing
wdym who
whos email isnt being claimed
Isnt😭
Inzi's
if they got the auto response back then all they can do is wait - verif doesnt handle it outside of emails
and if you send another you get put to the back of the queue
i dont even know
If I become an assassin I’m doing this shits funny asf
you got one from godfather
@neon isle and the message above this
Its VSR
oh
dont think i do
:(
Their email was probably glanced over

Hey Auro
It's better to just get another one since technically they aren't in the q anymore
No stop
sup
She’s gonna power trip😭
in the mail queue?
the joke is dead
Yeah
It’d be funny if she tripped irl but she’s not even half the size of a curb
:(
Who hurt you
You
I can hurt you more dw
With a stab
you did stab him
!stab @fresh bridge
not to say the stab isnt deserved
hes bleeding
waltuhwhite3979#0 has been muted in this server.
poor cassie
bruh they are beating the remains of a horse at this point
bot is crawling
anyways @snow umbra get some robo bitches you bri'ish
@snow umbra yeah bro get some bitches
XD
hubert komar
!unstab @fresh bridge
hello
waltuhwhite3979#0 unmuted in this server.
My favorite tall person
hello
Good
hello
One more time and I'll leave you rotting
hloel
!stab
Won’t happen again, Ms,tall
OwO
British
nah

INZI !!!
?
@eager wadi how do I send an advertisment of my server?
who are you
open a modmail i think
XD you sure?
where? 🥶
Inzi unban me on ds !!
😭
@dull ferry
"tall"
@meager slate How do I add my server in #advertisements ?
Open a modmail ticket.
Dm the bot
=help
@dull ferry
dm him
Not usually no. Unless ik why ur contacting me. A better way to reach me would be making a ticket on chaos theory.
Just write what do u need
No the bot send the message to any mod of the server
If u need support
contact support? 💀
if you send anymessage it will ask you if you want it to send it to the stuff team
@lean plover
You have just given @still wigeon a reputation point!
!rep @meager summit
You can't give a rep to yourself!
Rip
@tame hollow

Name him harold
💀
I'll play with yall tomorrow again
they'll name him ||J||||o||||s||||e||||p||||h||
I guess u could say
The week is not weak
Lmfao😭😭😭😭😭😭
No it is I just don’t know how to function like a normal human being
Weak and weak
Same
Works been killing me
!chef
@tame hollow
i'm off uni until april so i've been sitting at home unemployed (lost my job recently) all week
I’ve got mid-terms and project due dates all overlapping and then I’m trying to go to a con Saturday and then I got a bunch of other shit
How the fuck did you loose your job
@dull ferry
they couldn't afford the workers
lol
market them
@still wigeon uhh, again...
forgot to say
Good luck man
( #advertisements )
Be like me x3j50
Yeah, you send us the advertisement and we will review it, after that we will give you access to it.
how, you dont need to pay bills under huberts basement?
Can i advertise my OnlyJoes account
who's joe
Hubert makes us pay for our own food
Exclusively with doordash
welp, hubby doesnt disappoint 
y-you get paid...?
add baby steamhappy emoji ong
man who needs to get paid when you have a gun?

gun works like an atm machine, you point at people and get free money
yeah, that's so easy
I was as a manager
Nw pays its staff?
@fossil wasp hello, sry for pinging, lemme give you the link-
idk how tha bot works, so I'm sorry 💀
you’re good! you can ping me in your server
Hi guys
hdello
Wich language you translate?
How can i get roles on the game
@fossil wasp I'm your fan :)
Who is he?
@fossil wasp I adverted server, thank you!
no problem!
!avatar
Oh, that stuff, I see
Hungryyyyy
How can i get roles on the game
Hungary
which ones?
you?-
like
@meager slate
Always
what
oh you need to buy patreon
fr
🇭🇺❗️
@viral thorn
or become staff 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥
Horizontal italy
or if it's some server badge, it's probably server have donation that you can buy and get custom one on server
northwoods slowly turning into Minecraft
or donate a bazillion dollars
how old are you?
SO TRUE!
@rancid dome@rancid dome@rancid dome@rancid dome
what is the minimum
Mevius! 
14
oh well
18*
Been some time since I last saw ya
deadass?
💀
I was trollin bro
@tardy walrus @tardy walrus
gotta be 30
haiiii :3
crazy
the end of the life cycle
go work for a in-game badge 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥
SO crazy
you want to get a badge on server you playing on? Or global badge?
:333333333333
global
idk
i js want smth

it looks cool
Really ?
It feels like it was yesterday
Yesterday?
💯
then go buy patreon, it will give you Patreon supporter global badge
I dont remember seeing you yesterday D:
Heck, not even this past week I think
anything else
auro
and got patreon
well become NW staff, but you can't as i can see
do you want some pasta
like, it will be staffrole | patreon?
I want :D
bru 🔥
im 15🙏
well Patreon is the only choice for you then
yay
No, I think it's either priority on staff one or you get to choose one to show at a time
Can't remember
applying for a job at northwood just for a badge is a negative mindset
you have to see if server you playing on accepts some kind of donation
like you would have no motivation to do anything just because you already got something you wanted
it looks cool 
not cool
i have bad news for you buddy
Wdym, that worked splendidly for me (this is a joke)
but i had worked all these years so hard just to get a cool badge
its a badge 😭
It's a show-and-tell
@swift imp 
Almost no one gives any fks about it
only 'some' individuals
Start selling plushies of NW dev badges on amazon 
Brilliant business idea
Only from the greatest mind
You should dm marketing manager that
show me what a kind of badge you talking about
stop pinging random users ahhh rule
im in vc with them
Tbh, I think they just want any lol
tell them hi
Yea
Even local comm servers
also nathan
yes
you want pasta
for tomorrow, sure
yummers
I see people thar have
im again open chat
Profesional dumbass
Ah, ltags
It looks like a mess but probably tastes really good
comfort food
thx again Joseph for reminder
This is the food you make when watching a 4 hour long video essay on some random topic you dont care about
Bro why sometimes i get kicked from games saying full lobby when im alredy in
!rename @swift imp Nathan's Friend
Done.
:)
rude
I didn’t consent
she asked for it
lmfao
saving this
whar
Im scared of woman
why

they’re scary
Aaa
true!
Oh im mtf
Male to female
nine tailed fox?
yes
I was thinking the same as Fardo lol
Captain
!rep
You need to wait 4 hours, 32 minutes, 22 seconds until you can give reputation again!
!rep
You can give a rep!
!rep
You can give a rep!
@eager wadi rename me to "Nathan's Enemy" please
Pigeon put an entire 5 minutes of his life into that meme and yall ignored it. Fake friends.
uhhhh
I'm at telephone, so I don't know how to do it
Never said I was
actually yea why not
fr 💀
most likely 10 seconds
of my life 💔
Im his friend?
Oh the pain.
oh, I got it
Apparently, yea
💔 🥀
Zombies dont count
@swift imp how are you?
No
imma make u scared 😈
@eager wadi
Me
Cleanup time Nathan
You're getting stabbed
hi
hello
hi 💀
nathan rename me as sigma please
Rename him to chud
gravy's POV:
Life = pain
PLEASEE
just change your default username
btw that car really exists
This is what tuc tucs look like in 2050
WE FOUND BAGUETTE'S CAT!

Dont forget the modified exhaust so the car emits the loudest noise in the world. And these people have the audacity to start racing their little fart mobiles down the nearest road at like 3am
IT LOOKS IN YOUR SOUL
nah fr bro
This is like the most typical shit where I am. But with bikes
they be doing that shit on a 370z like bro you ARE regular traffic broke boy😭
xor pov
Classic one too
Just so annoying
excuse my language but south park was right about them
Gotta love people spending money on useless car mods to make them think they sound so "cool" at 3 am
Especially the exhaust bruh
SSS tier Chinese tech engineer recommended car mods
If its not my roomate having his 3am showers and sizzling sausages in the kitchen at 3am then you can be sure that a rampant honda is gonna storm down the street to ruin my sleep.
Then i go into Uni looking like a zombie
Fart mobiles, that was mad funny
Im not wrong lol
They do sound like that
spendinggg 1k on a spoiler for a shitty 20k car lol
You'd believe its on its last days
Actually true
My uni is right on the international airport landing path :)
You poor soul
Very awesome ambience
You must get NO sleep during summer
if u gonna have a loud car atleast make sure its an expensive annd really good sounding one like a corvette
I like it tho, probably cuz I'm an aviation boi
how's uni treating you so far
Cant relate im deathly afraid of heights
not going on a plane unless i have a wingsuit and a parachute
Not starting yet so I can't exactly share my experience studying there :(
@tardy walrus being mean asf for no reason...
planes are soo fun bro
But I have been to camps at the uni and stayed overnight
I hate uni so fuckin much
Wrong 🍅
The only fun part is the takeoff and landing
if i get any turbulence imma start freaking out
bro never gonna make it out the states
idk what you mean, flying above the clouds is bliss
@astral ibex is it right that you had a username like "shittyhead7831" some years ago? 💀
But well good luck @rancid dome
u should drop out
Shitfart
life is meaningless
oh, yea
we all die
a degree means nothing in the grave
We shit and fart..
pursue doom scrolling a rainbow six siege
We decided to close your server of DDoS attacks.
VSR VIOLATION 8.6
Kind regards,
shitfart7183
What if I’m not in the grave
Whats wrong with your uni?
I dont particularly like mine much due to the amount of HW (like a billion pages of taylor series and calc 3 stuff a week) but its not too bad
lol unlucky
last minute professors i guess
@tame hollow , so, you was a verification manager of rub-a-dub?
i was managing rub yea
What? 3 times is 2 too many times 😭
technically yes
The one time, sure, a mistake, I get that.
Gonna love attending this place mate
Im basically self teaching linear algebra because my LA professor cant speak a lick of english and scribbles in hieroglyphics. Organic chem tutor saved me too much. Also my calc professor looks like House MD with a buzzcut
shouldn't have taken this private uni 😭 like those in public unis study way less than we do
Im getting fear reacted
i am scared 
yall seen that one video of the indian professor
Finance sounds cool
one unmarketable tomato
3rd year BSc gonna branch off into more cosmology
if it goes well
idk abt yall but ima join the military and pray to god there's a war with france
The duality of man
I forgot who started that joke exactly
Thanks
uhm, it isn't true?
that your nickname was like that
Oh that's what BSc means? Sounds awesome
||also I still want to buy PFP from you||
perchance
wasnt that a guy in our emails
I heard that BSc grads dont do as well as Engineering ones here so I kinda got dragged into this xD
oh, it was a joke?
that nick of rub was like shitfart
Would probably be just comp sci anyway if I was gonna take BSc
💀
Comp sci is mandatory part of the BSc here
at least 1 year of j*va
@astral ibex pong
upon taking finance i did not sign in to learn how to use R
i aint going to mcdonalds
fires in the bag
I hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it
Oh fk, I just realized it's almost 3 in the morning lol
Not your choice buddy
I should probably head to bed
Yea
its your time now
Goodnight lads
Gn Noemi

Gn

My apartment is across the road from a mcdonalds
its calling my name
dont
fire if you';re fat
Owner a 7y.o dumb
I'll check the emails now but if you are lying, you are getting supressed
I typed "jk" 💀
Too late
Its funny because the gym i go to is literally not even 30 meters away from the mcdonalds
its like, the worst positioning ever
nuh uh
almost intentional
main competitors 🗣️ 🔥
Pigeon live execution
rlly
nah-
More like partners in crime
Guarantee it was set up so people get mcdonalds after going to the gym which makes them go to the gym longer or something
Putting my tinfoil hat on rn
Hi guys how are we doing
alr guyz good night to y'all
Hello Nathan's friend. I am doing absolutely fine. What about you?
I'm Nathan's enemy
fear me
😠
Helloo
I will not cry
Hello Nathan's enemy
That’s good to hear im doing okay
well you have
Get blanked
I’m a dj
got fired 🔥
magic
OMG

Yeah
I think I know who, but I wont say
It was forever ago
lol
Good bit
hi shitfart
Ping!

Nono, it was a message
Who rocking these with me
I will
Aw
I havent seen a pair of these roller shoes in well over 10 years
Who fr wore kicks with the wheels
People who loves to roller skate but are too lazy to wear a real roller skate shoes
programming exams are always horrible
i keep learning this
there is no amount of studing that can prepare you for professor bullshit
how to fuck am i supposed to know what a xml element is, its a fucking python class
😎
so what's an xml element
obviously should learn java

make minecraft mods
java has got the be the single worst coding experience i have ever had (i only used java)
i bought repo and i actually cant fucking play it cuz all my friends are offline
devs GOTTA add public lobbies 😭
Use C# 
cant be worse than runtime languages

Lies and slander
Anything is java but better, i am right. I will die on this hill.
Everything but runtime languages apparently
js, py, etc. anything that runs without needing to compile
aka scripting is what some ppl say
Ahhh right
def better than js from what ive heard
anything remotely related to javascript should burn in hell
real
It's basically just better js
Just learn machine language
go big or go home
real
Whos binary 
What would even be lower than binary hypothetically?
Just learning quantum mechanics? More abstract logic?
01001101 01111001 01110011 01110100 01100101 01110010 01111001 00101110 00101110 00101110
Yes
But not much
Maybe since computers operate off of boolean logic, instead of going purely physical first you can i guess, study logic? Like how exactly is boolean logic derived, you will eventually have to run into the laws of logic and metalogical inferences, and meta-metalogic
they using photon (THE WORST possible solution)
literally they could have just use steamworks for it
but nooo
use SaaS solution
well atleast I aint paying for upcost
is this ai slop?
Are you being intentionally dense?
hUH?
This vexes me
Curse of House
Same
ill try joining
Sweet

best CS2 feature fr
Did you try the medicine drug?
Hi :D

holy shit Rainbow Six is lagging so bad it's surviving the fucking task manager
we are so cooking
as dense as a 1m³ tungsten cube
apparently that would be about 19.25 metric tons
or about 42,430 pounds
Chicken jockey
Flint and steel
THE NETHER
water bucket
😭
I applied at another place but they completely ghosted me
You ruined it
not surpised because the manager there is a literal druggy
my bad
@strong dune
Thats me
Are you sure?
Very
Always northwood but never southsteel
Here a render i made which i never gonna use
what
U got it bro
mf was literally shooting himself up with drugs in the fucking store
Why is dude even laughing with this kind of body pillow behind
still up?
its peak
"dude"
its not just a dude its x motherfuckin qc
@tardy walrus why are you a logical non-equivalence
I should throw this image in a dumpster
eastbrick
Northrop Grumman instead of Northwood
My worst enemy there is probably Pride
(Also known as Exclusive Or)
Are you sure?
I can account for Lust
Yeah sorry I just got back to my place
My worst enemies there are probably Pride, Greed, Sloth, Wrath and Envy
:3
Lots of a traffic and shit

I’ll be on in 15
GOOMDIVERS
So we're in plastic
What the fuck
i ❤️ the automaton scourge
You go monty and stub your toe on a frost mat or something?
We’re making it out of Super Earth with this one
most useless feature
My rank after playing one game of R6 (I heavily regret playing ranked)
Add super to a thing and it makes it 10x less likely to sound nice
you will discover ethnic slurs you never knew existed
!status
@snow umbra
@rocky adder wanna leaen how to make tshirts in blender?
Oh trust me i already have
Rn i'm Copper II, my best is Bronze II
Sounds interesting but I am so fucking tired I just wanna kill bugs bots or squids
CS 2 lobbies never get old
CS has such a colorful community
I think gold has been my highest, but I can’t bear the random players I queue with tbh
899 hours on cs2 since 2019
938 hours in sfm since 2024
1382 hours in scp sl since 2023 (started in 2019 but left there, came back in 2023)
I have more hours on Garden Warfare 2 than you have on Counter Strike. We are different
Such a shitty friendly community we love it
I lost a bet and now I have to play siege until I make it to plat
2500 hours on gmod
oh my, you’re in for a rough, rough journey
Like the colors of the stickers on my AK :)
they spell out the 🌟 magic word 🌟
2500 on your gmod rp post
💔
my friend begs of me to play a few rank games and I just lost all the skills I had
I’m hoping the guy I’m stuck playing with hates it more than I do
My friend has 8k💔
I quit playing siege because nothing in the world pisses me off like siege
Magic? Like friendship is magic?
8000 hours of freekill and roleplay and crimes 💔

MLP reference?
I love playing sandbox more than rp
Yeah my first game of R6 after a year, I had people yelling slurs in voice chat lmao
R6 suckass
and i have a feeling R6 X isn’t gonna be any better
They nerfed my main as well
Hi
who’s ur main
Why do most lame and unfinished things get more reactions than finished ones
cheating
low self esteem much?
Monty
The what
He was at least
just saying you should be happier
fairwell are you wanting to play helldivers btw
I am tbh but like its just confusing
yeah



