#general-chat
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What happens to northwood staff when they ask for a raise?
A raide would mean we get paid
So you want one?
They get raised and dropped from a building
Company execution
Guys do NOT look up terraria fanart
Or any game's fanart if it has female characters
overwatch fr
but to be fair
artists should sue for the rights cause the devs suck lol
Overwatch reminds me of combine overwatch
Combine come from the half-life 2 universe
...
You know who else is from that universe
Alyx Vance!!!
😏
!hom
homhomhomhomhom
!hom
homhomhomhomhom
;-;
Expect a visit to your home sometime son
w threat
Couldn't afford grammar lessons though...
He's bringing pineapple on pizza too...
I hope you got a good weapon
Just had to suspend one of my employees
im american
I saw him with a terminus from calamity mod
why wouldnt i keep that big iron
That’s it, Gołąbki for you
I'm gonna send you polish food to your home
You have just given @eager wadi a reputation point!
Ayo, how do you name yourself when you contact people for verification and other things?
Like,
Kind regards,
Your P :(
nah
Ember
Kind Regards,
:(
What is?
Kind regards,
Kind regards
Your P,
Ember :(
I had an inkling of temptation to sign off one of my emails with See you in the dark once
rub-a-dub's old name was the worst because it was shitfart7231 or something like that
☠️ 🔥
The industry sales representative communicating with the Northwood employee signing their emails as "shitfart7231"
😩
Really
I suggest you to rename yourself to
The rat in your walls
@bold talon
Do you sign emails off with x3j50
Best Regards,
Human Resources
shitfart7231@scpslgame.com
https://scpslgame.com/
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Northwood Studios | Human Resources
nuhuh
order of importance/how much i care about this email
Very Important - Full legal name, Marketing Manager
Important - Legalname "x3j50", Marketing Manager
Eh - x3j50, Marketing Manager
idgaf - Northwood Marketing Team
Honestly that's fair
Do I now commit suicide with 3 gunshots to the back of my head
3? How could you do 3? ||you should do 4||
The title of your P shall be passed to my successor
Our P :(
Our P :(
All good things must come to an end
i must glass this person

why is the gun glowing
the gun is a federal agent
the gun is a required object to continue the quest
Me: Can't log into amazon
Amazon: Try our Recovery Page
Also Amazon: Please log in to access this page
Me: I CANT LOG IN TO ACCESS THIS PAGE
❤️ @delicate sapphire @solemn flame
Play my demo
keep up the cooking king 👑 🔥
hi fairwell
thanks for free Ad 
light snack for DJ
SAW THIS IN IG REEELS
hello bathan
Bathman
who are you
Batman
see you in the dark alley,
x3j50, Marketing Manager
shitfart7231@scpslgame.com
https://scpslgame.com/
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Northwood Studios | Marketing Team
Why aren't you dj anymore
Polska Kurwa
lost his job
!rep
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its my new loa
!rep
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Hes dr🔥 🔥 🔥
Your_P Nathan
His name is !rep Nathan
!rep
You need to wait 2 hours, 59 minutes, 7 seconds until you can give reputation again!
FUCK
Your_M aidcient
please keep it SFW
Damn?
frick
Ah yeah that works I suppose
!rep cassettequeen
You have just given @rocky adder a reputation point!
WAHOO
Daily Spongdal
!rep
You can give a rep!
!rep @rocky adder
You have just given @rocky adder a reputation point!

Does @frigid quail accept friend request
Yes but you need to ping him in every channel first
Please don't do that
Just once though, you wouldn't want to overdo it
Can’t say for sure, but personally I know I don’t accept random friend requests.
Plus, she has message requests turned off, if you need to contact her specifically for any particular reason though I’m sure there’s proper channels for it somehow or another
I'm not much of a yapper :(
Fair
I used to be super active in SCP discussion at some point like 2 years ago
But now I just hop in general and yap
I yapped more, back when Tech Support was a single channel
Look at these yappers
!rep
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I can’t even find my original join date to know my anniversary
Only 5?
Need to rack those numbers up

who got their tag took?
I have purchased undertale
Have fun being addicted to everything in the game now
What
r there any eng speaking asia server
Real
30/11/2019 it seems
oh yeah my second time when I rejoined
If we don’t win against Serbia in football today… dann wird Serbien sterbien
Since I went to twitchcon in 2019 (NW had a attendee goers channel) I can confirm I was here before that date
@acoustic moat lmao what i found
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQHIA5DQM_Q
From : @ComicSans#4140 (discord tag)
For : Hubert Moszka.
Note : It is not me who sung this, all credit goes to Sans.
I don't remember when I even added this note xD
Cold showers are a warcrime itself
Poor lad got subjected to torture 
I remember that guy
What happened to comicsans?
wtf it looks more dead than i remember
yeah lol
Is it me, or the images on the wiki are not loading
Which wiki?
the official scpsl wiki
can you send a link to what you're looking at
There's an SL wiki?
Yes
Mhm no photo
Dino Gazz was talking about this in the NW server earlier today
Photo ain't photoing
oh
yeah no images are loading on the site
3 if you count the operational guide in the game
Fair
tbf i dont think anyones given it attention yet, folks were mainly just blaming their internet
ya they have not
Who wants a free rep?
me
Fineeee
@quick knot gets a ping
!rep @rocky adder
You have just given @rocky adder a reputation point!
sweet
though i think hes dead rn as well
You can't give a rep to a bot!
Who killed terran
Thats it... im drawing it pregnant
Ayo?!
sleep took him
@gusty plover
I prefer cold hard cash
Why the fuck do I ever tab in here man
Wait is Bitcoin even still relevant?
Hot soft cash
I should invest
Look man. If you ever annoy any artist, we have the power to do so
Terrifying
to some folks yeah
I mean
one of my friends still makes an effort to put $100 of each of his paychecks into bitcoin
I remember that poor guy that spent all of his Bitcoin on pizza back then like 2008 was it
Cat 
Then theres this kinda torture
car
Roblox
Tbf who wouldn't resign after seeing that
Northwoods making peak
Wait wtf onionman is gd supervisor now
Well it was meant to be my thumbnail
But i couldnt figure out what to use
So good 'ol boykissee
He’s just plain evil
Silly little fella
Why does he have a santa beard
I had the house to myself with him for a week and he wouldn’t leave me alone all week
Kept biting my ankles whenever he was hungry (so, always)
Average cat behavior
You were in his house
Is anyone here good at physics and trajectories
Still better than @urban ice’s cat tho
How did you fumbled that
how in the hell did it bounce like that
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
That's one weird bounce ngl
Grenades are funni
fucking what
my only thought is that maybe somehow its a ping issue and somehow or another the game thinks it bounced off the door?
The old explosion effect was funny
Probably an invisible block
Im legit cursed
I remember it span after i trew one, so it rolled back to me
Mine sometimes clips through the elevator and falls to the void
So that makes two of us
Aah, the old tps
I akso found out
If you spawn about 5000, you can detonate the entire facility and recontain 079 from light ctz
I spawned 1000 dummies and made them 173 before killing them all instantly. It said 4fps, but i clearly did not have that
I counter an like 0.13 fps
The steam one?
Or less
Ingame f3
How did you have time to spawn 1000 dummies
SCP-001-IT/GRAF — (Il Drago della Rivelazione) (+46) by DrGraph. (Image: Mandelbulb 3d Fractal Cpmacd by Carroll MacDonald, licensed under Pixabay License)
Eell, i made a video about it
I was just curious really
Who would win:
Hubert
or
Moszka
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
I remember that video now
Thought someone else made it
Znuts
Im pretty ignorable
I actually managed to be the first in a lot of things
By just breaking the game
Wait that was you?!
Thats me
Qq all
Do you have that clipped
Sadly not but i can do it again
Just gimme a few hours when i get home
Well as i said, thats how i found out about the fps counter
Lmao
You already said that
Nathan be like
!warn @vernal jolt multiple disturbing messages, you seemed to ignore the verbals before about it.
and now 6 month mute.
guess they don't learn 
so sad..
a true welsh nightmare
just woke up from a nap since i randomly woke up at 4am and took me a while to sleep again
now i have 3 mosquito bites
would u also deny my friend request
let's all send friend request to Nathan 
ill just ignore
how have we not been discord friends after nearly 7 years of service
doesnt seem like it
it has been 7 years
I hate keeping requests in pending
because it leaves a notification open
service? Millitary service?
Yeah Nathan and I fought in the war
right, it's annoying
how was it?
Not all it was hyped up to be
7 years ago is when i started my final year of high school
discordian wars...
what war was it?
The Occult War
what the fuck
there have fun
Hi ladies
and me
You are a lady
I cannot let you do that. Self-harm is bad 😔
:(
so buns
can't wait for scp-096 to be buffed
unc cant even ban himself so so buns

do i need to humble you again.......
it only takes you a goggle and a hat to kill me
ermm unc i didn't have goggle and u used 018 and 2 nades
and u still got humbled
dont even yunc....
then you died as to a random while holding 500
The only reason 96 is op is because no one shoots
unc u might be special i used the 500 and he had cap gun
i was about to use the hat but he got me nayway....
womp womp
nope wrong btw
its just a krill issue lil bro
ur actually BEGGING to be kos
Skill issue
ok ur blocked bye bye
I'm not wrong
isn't this the 4th time now
He gets easily killed by a semi competent spawn wave
im also losing count of how many times ive had to humble you
ur not the only one...
uh huh totally
Just
Remove HS
nope
Increase the bullet resistance
nope
just dont be bad and work with the team
The good old days
Exactly
if this is the feedback NW gets on the regular it's so bleak 
HS is op
Hume is op
Change my mind
It really ain’t bro
hume just incentivizes camping
It only really shuts down solo attacks on Scps
cause scps dont wanna push and take a beating at all
Is this another conversation I can munch on more chips while reading?
I survived a whole 30 minute game with only losing 100ish health total

It's a casual game
Not csgo
I want to be able to play while drinking
Not sober
And also
I WAS SOLO AGAINST 17 PEOPLE
ONLY LOST 100 HP ISH
All together?
It’s not that hard to stick with a group
Depends
That was because the enemies were dumb
You’re not exactly setting up 300iq strays
Probably Northwood officials or chaos theory
Yeah but, if it's 17 people then it's some problems, no matter how bad they are
You’re literally standing next to teammates and focus firing enemies
I only play on one server
Neither of them
What is it
Dr brights 
then which one?
I ain't saying
typical
Y'all's just gonna mention that they kill their teammates
Exactly
That's why I only took 100 damage
playing in host server and killing 17 dummy's

Lmao
lol
Also hello shen
hello
I'd get one
Redline
Against a group
Taking no damage
He plays on dr brights and is hiding it
Getting isolated kills against a group and hardly getting punished for is basically just pinning the blame on humans bru
dr brights players 
It's because you can enter a room or many people and run out
I wasn't camping or lurking
That's boring
Also who was bro playing as?
I'm guessing 173 given the context
No
Prolly 939
ah, christ
939 is made for lurking
So 049 with slow initial speed and picks up pace later is not?
939 is still silent I do believe
Even tho nobody ever takes advantage of the silent footsteps
Not many know how to abuse hunters atlas either as 106
Aggressive
You need to be aggro as 049
Otherwise he's weak asf
my cat is beautiful and i MISS HIM
i haven’t seen him for a WEEK
@gaunt talon May I send you a dm by any chance?
Yes
cool :)
He needs cooperative zombies ultimately
It's useful during chases
Power in numbers
No strategy needed
if 049 made 6 zombies, it's good, if 8 and higher then it's OP
With 1000 men
That's how swarm characters work
They are weak, but power in numbers
Most SCP wins are because of a proactive 049
Most SCP wins also because of good 079
Most scp wins are because of hume
106 in the end game
Most SCP wins.
well if MTF/CI are smart
BIG IF THERE
they can out smart 106 easily
just being carefull
"I wanted this game to be casual so you could play it well drunk or half asleep"
yeah he also need to move to get hume shield
He can just enter a far away room
people just can catch up with him
Not fast enough
and make him stalk over and over again
untill he have 0 power
he will walk, but people can run
and they will just shoot him down
it's easy
By that time he's regened
And he can get one
Then run
Regen
Get another
Run
Regen
well you have to walk atleast 1 room to get 20 power
people already can shoot your HP a bit
No one pushes simultaneously
That won't get him any kill
then you will try to escape, people will go after him
He can survive to get kills
in casual game where people for some reason not afraid of SCP that much how it used to be
That's the wrong gif discord
You bastard
like i see more and more that people target one SCP
What did terran mean by this
I barely see any
and just going after him
Do servers like that actually exist
Idk
you playing on some strange server
Damn, labbie gonna have some beef
why does scout doesn't have shoes there
Idk
Why
Why not
What happened to you to say something like that?
SCP fell off
You can give a rep!
1REP!
give it to Nathan
You have just given @eager wadi a reputation point!
keep your rep or double it and give it to the next?

swiss
Double it and give it to me


what if i give rep to Hubert?
👿
ooo he doesnt mute me for calling him that now
Why are you a block of cheese
!hubertrep
idk, alex is
!rephubert
You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!
Nathan is pizza guy
!rephubert
You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!
anything sent by Nathaniel is 🔥
You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!
Bro might be the thinker
see
i am the one who thinks

What are we having for dinner today guys
you
yes
15c
Wow
cold
That’s so cool
@eager wadi
You are not a DJ anymore? :(
:(
:(
!rename @eager wadi
I do not have permission to rename that member. They may be higher than or equal to me in the role hierarchy.
Nathan wants to get pogged
poggers
Hello everyone Can you please visit my project please
But replace the o with an e
Yes mr plastic
Let's play together
19°
(she wont)
@eager wadi @glossy coyote thank you both for dealing with a n word problem
Bro might be a dog
also, Nathan, did you add a filter of russian n words?-
So lucky
yeah
I still feel cold tho
filtered
that's nice
And I have two blankets
N word problem???
Mr plastic I will visit your project
nvm
Damn dont tell me you live in the uk
Were people saying slurs here before
write to me in the BOS who wants to join me on the project
I live in Maryland
Bro might be a meerkat
What’s BOS
What even is in Maryland
Brotherhood of Steel
I’d be concerned if there wasn’t any trees
Big Oily Stuff
Like my 7 inches
mournforme#0 has been muted in this server.
Bro might be a sog
Anyone who measures that is weird
That’s not cool
Yeah measuring is for losers
I got curious
I can see with my eyes I have 8
shes just making stuff up
8cm

That’s not true

You’re jealous
i hate the taste of water
uh huh
Microing dog
based
real sigma from ohio drink Stillwater 💀 💀
Americans dying of thirst (they can't drink until 21)

thats such poggers champ thing
fr
hit the no scope clip
360

Do you see it
mom get the camera
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh roasted
Forbidden monkey bars
I see it
Do you really?
Those who glow
Yes
Prove it
i clearly see that there is an object
How
Show me where it is
Well
I know where it is. I see it
(she don't know)
Here’s funny thing i dont have pic perms
(kill her)
just dm silly
hi
Those who know 💀 🌻
@strange trellis do you see it can you see it
banned
No one sees it. I am alone here
depends on what "it" is, cause I can see it but I can't see it
I see it
morgan freeman
I see it Dee
i can see the 4th dimension
You just highlighted random bars

No i never
Not what I meant. Killing you
schlong

Something in the image
Hard to see maybe but it's there
the bird spyi
i drink stillprime
water is for betas
had a feeling it was hidden bird
I wish you guys didn't see it yet though because I wanted to say "well. It should be expected you wouldn't see it after all your PENIS is TINY"
and make it seem like that was the whole joke
Anyways yes it's birds
Yeah i got that

Unfortunately I didn't have my good camera with me so I couldn't take good photos
You could see it when i was like drawing on the things
Guys what’s your favourite type f bird
damn, bird deservers better camera
Chickadee
idk, probably magpie or a different corvid
chicken nugget
@eager wadi Nathaniel B
Vitamin c
What’s your favourite McDonald’s order
Here's more birds
Why is Nathan killing floors
hepatitis C
10 McNuggets large fry(light salt) medium coke
5/10
evil
avian
wtf is this
Hawk
Messages sent by SupFardo, Nathan, Dee and Wahsteinious
I don't eat at McDonalds
Omg yes
Omg no
wanted to follow that up but the second funny word is filtered
What about kfc
sometimes i go for big taste with bacon
Not my favorite
doesn't even exist where I live
1 KFC spot at the moment
you can just say hawk too
true
ah tu
Nope
homemade supremacy
I actually haven't had fast food lately
@still wigeon hi mods and staff 
resources human
McChicken and medium fries
My sister and mom have been having some stomach issues the past year so we've had to stop getting fast food and we didn't even get it that often to begin with
I hope they get better soon
Such as
I never eat fast food
What places?
Idk there's other burger places
Wdym what places
burger king,
and there is one specific in my country Hesburger
Bomb Burger King
agree
Nuke it
nuke all fast food
It’s so disgusting anyone who buys it should get an open fire execution
Just fast food places
No
You’re right
yes, it is unhealthy garbage that doesn't even taste good
I hate Applebees
It's the slowest food can get
And Chilis
I've never had burger king
lucky
!warn 619110443448795142 bypassing filters
A warning for @jolly arrow has been issued, but I wasn't able to send them a warn message.
first time hearing about it
Actually I don't think I've had a fast food burger in years even before my sister and mom were having some issues
Except for chicken burger
!warn 397118503871840256 bypassing filters
crazy
Who was this
nathans friend
Shrike
more avians
I wish I was a bird too
POST TIMBETDOODLE
If was god I'd replace people with birds
am4 motherboard
I don't have a picture of one of those.
if so i need options under 800 dollars plz
sae might about to say something very delusional
These pictures are all ones I've taken with my camera
I’ll give you 800 dollars
Yay
totally
THEYRE AWESOME!!!!
Dont worry dr mr jr sir phd sgt mk I
Wait you mean the woodcock
Yay
I got your back
are you fucking forreal 😭
(don't trust sae)
These guys are good
they're begging me for 800 now
I don't think they are in my city though
why is the hawk meme blocked 😭 and getting a warn for that is absolutely insane
bird i took image of months ago
We live in a dystopia
No free speech
OOOOOOOOOO
What happened to this democracy
Magpie
real, except its the mods who are shooting against the french
Literally 1984
thats completely fine
Because of the sexual meaning behind it.
I love magpies
Nuke Québec
https://youtu.be/4Owj52XhoxI @astral ibex
The Music of Nature proudly presents "American Woodcock," a video portrait of an American Woodcock giving it's nasal "peent" calls at dusk. Notice the subtle throat sound that immediately precedes each peent. At the end, he takes flight and you can hear the high-pitched twittering of his wings, a sound made by modified wing feathers.
© 2009 Lan...
took that even more months ago
Doplhin
he was actually drinking from the fountain too iirc
interesting cat
is watery still here or can we have fun
wild
i think its clear?
@still wigeon can you stab this guy pleasw

there is also a lake close to where I live that gets a ton of birds during summer
yo watery, yo want to move to another text channel? #pet-pictures might have something for you
These are not pets though :/
sadly
Also slow mode.
slow mode important for him, so he might calm the fuck down
pls no warn for fuck
fuck
also not supposed to discuss there...
can we all agree on @snow umbra is a whiny bitch and doesn't get robo hoes?
hahah whaat
I want a curly hair cat so bad bro
hell yea @snow umbra get some bitches, dude
They look like sheep cats
YEAHHHHH
sorry for bitches, pls no warn watery
pls
!rep @jolly arrow
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thank you very much spoingus 🙏
Don’t spend it all in once place
yessir
This fr be us






