I will not be paying my taxes to NW
#general-chat
fresh bridge
orchid kraken
Absolute chat
acoustic moat
FOR ONLY [[5 dollars]] YOU CAN BE A [[Scientist - Tier 2 Patreon]]
heady copper
latent jackal
He's turned into spamton
fresh bridge
Do you guys get payed with discord benefits instead of dollars at NW?
orchid kraken
FOR ONLY [[5 dollars]] YOU CAN BE A [[Scientist - Tier 2 Patreon]]
For only 5€??? I can be scientist in foundation??
shrewd gull
I don’t know about the rest of chat but I’m sold
fresh bridge
Once half life 3 drops i will invest 20 dollars
acoustic moat
subscribe to patreon or i'll glue myself to the street
fresh bridge
Real American freedom dollars
fresh bridge
subscribe to patreon or i'll glue myself to the street
I’ll subscribe to see that
heady copper
Real American freedom dollars
Canada is better
orchid kraken
subscribe to patreon or i'll glue myself to the street
Cant wait for the next newspapers!
fresh bridge
Canada is better
But bro in the femur breaker😭
strange trellis
Real American freedom dollars
fish money is better
fresh bridge
How about this level of marketing
heady copper
But bro in the femur breaker😭
At least my hospital bill will not be my life savings
fresh bridge
You sell sl for 10 dollars
fresh bridge
At least my hospital bill will not be my life savings
If your life savings is 0 dollars than you need help
hearty stirrup
If your life savings is 0 dollars than you need help
im in debt
fresh bridge
In Massachusetts it’s free for residents
polar spade
FOR ONLY [[5 dollars]] YOU CAN BE A [[Scientist - Tier 2 Patreon]]
Lies. It costs me 10$ a month
heady copper
If your life savings is 0 dollars than you need help
1000$
polar spade
Well $9.35
fresh bridge
Or so I believe
latent jackal
This video sounds like it came from a dashcam car crash.
polar spade
Fun fact, 5$ a month doesnt include tax
shrewd gull
This video sounds like it came from a dashcam car crash.
**The shimmering sounds of angels
heady copper
This video sounds like it came from a dashcam car crash.
It does
latent jackal
love this gif
acoustic moat
Lies. It costs me 10$ a month
You got a badge with that
odd minnow
the gloobly goober
heady copper
shrewd gull
polar spade
You got a badge with that
No, AUD just sucks
shrewd gull
No, AUD just sucks
another aussie
polar spade
Im like the original Aussie in this server
acoustic moat
alright so let me get you in on this deal
shrewd gull
I thought that was Gazz
latent jackal
G'day
shrewd gull
aw no mr marketeer is trying to sell
acoustic moat
subscribe to the tier 3 patreon
polar spade
subscribe to the tier 3 patreon
I think that’s like 20 bucks for me
acoustic moat
for every 2 other people you get to subscribe to tier 3, you will get 10 dollars usd back
polar spade
!patreon
snow umbraBOT
heady copper
for every 2 other people you get to subscribe to tier 3, you will get 10 dollars...
Make it 100$ and im in
acoustic moat
and those people you get to join patreon, tell them the same thing
honest junco
I signed up for SCP foundation article thingy ma jig!!!
latent jackal
"Find my patreon posts"
-# Via paying me money
polar spade
for every 2 other people you get to subscribe to tier 3, you will get 10 dollars...
10 USD? I'd actually be rich
shrewd gull
Accurate depiction of the marketing manager
honest junco
I signed up for SCP foundation article thingy ma jig!!!
Idk how to write stuff 😔
heady copper
shrewd gull
Idk how to write stuff 😔
420 J should increase your writing abilities
polar spade
Idk how to write stuff 😔
That's what the writing support channels are for
heady copper
Quite
honest junco
I have a perfect SCP idea: an SCP that makes every male want to drink and drive
heady copper
I have a perfect SCP idea: an SCP that makes every male want to drink and drive
Done hot women
honest junco
Done hot women
What
latent jackal
What
fresh bridge
I have a perfect SCP idea: an SCP that makes every male want to drink and drive
Well that scp might be in my brain everyday telling me to drink and drive
heady copper
Makes man want to drink and drive to show skills
fresh bridge
You guys should watch pantheon such a nice and wholesome show
honest junco
How does that relate to “hot women”
fresh bridge
How does that relate to “hot women”
No idea
heady copper
Because they are hot and the man don't want to not look like a chicken and call a cab
honest junco
Are you having a stroke
fresh bridge
wtf are you saying
latent jackal
heady copper
Are you having a stroke
Maybe
heady copper
Of the 90 in a school zone
jolly arrow
I drink and drive because if I drink the trembling stops
fresh bridge
90 in a school zone is to teach the kids not to jaywalk
I’m doing my community hours
fresh bridge
I drink and drive because if I drink the trembling stops
When I drink and drive the voices stop
honest junco
I speed in school zones to teach kids the dangers of the road
fresh bridge
I speed in school zones for the fun of it
heady copper
90 in a school zone is to teach the kids not to jaywalk
You can teach them how to fly too
jolly arrow
When I drink and drive the voices stop
That’s bad isn’t it?
fresh bridge
That’s bad isn’t it?
No
jolly arrow
The last time my voices stopped my girlfriend just vanished
fresh bridge
That’s bad isn’t it?
Voices are lowkey chill sometimes
jolly arrow
Never taking those pills again
fresh bridge
The last time my voices stopped my girlfriend just vanished
Dude no way
I love have shitting buddies
heady copper
I love have shitting buddies
Get a dog
odd minnow
What is this convo
heady copper
I hate when my cat follows me into the bathroom
Wants free water
latent jackal
fresh bridge
Wants free water
odd minnow
goober
heady copper
Bath time
odd minnow
why are they in there
latent jackal
kitty in the toilet
fresh bridge
why are they in there
Idk I walked in and she was there
strong dune
TAKE HIM OUT OF THERE
honest junco
alpine shard
why are they in there
when he was taking num2 he slipped to toilet'
fresh bridge
Yo wtf
latent jackal
Flush em.
odd minnow
Y to save, X to flush
fresh bridge
That looks exactly like my old cat we gave up for adoption
heady copper
Flush the kitty
honest junco
That looks exactly like my old cat we gave up for adoption
What was its name
fresh bridge
fresh bridge
What was its name
Teddy
fresh bridge
I can't see it
Pics years old
honest junco
heady copper
Mom?
fresh bridge
Ehh only picture I have of her
honest junco
Pics years old
My cats like 1 and a half
haughty oasis
I can't see it
Jump brightness
heady copper
Jump brightness
It look like the bed sheet
fresh bridge
strong dune
Is it female
honest junco
Is it female
Yes
latent jackal
sleepy
heady copper
After Brfore
strong dune
Where are you from
honest junco
Australia
honest junco
Why?
fresh bridge
Before and beforer
strong dune
I lost a cat looking like that
honest junco
Oh
heady copper
Oh
fresh bridge
I lost a cat looking like that
Maybe it swam to Australia
delicate sapphire
Maybe it swam to Australia
I don't think you would've seen it if it went to Australia 💀
Or it would even be able to land there safely
polar spade
People swim away from Australia
heady copper
Maybe it swam to Australia
Spider ate it
polar spade
Even the prime minister swam away
acoustic moat
isn't that an scp
polar spade
isn't that an scp
I mean i was thinking of the actual thing but sure
latent jackal
Spiders...?
heady copper
YES
acoustic moat
I mean i was thinking of the actual thing but sure
I forget the number
polar spade
3477
heady copper
heady copper
acoustic moat
Are you well
heady copper
I need to make more sticker in my server brb
acoustic moat
Alright don't hurt yourself
heady copper
Alright don't hurt yourself
I cut my finger off
acoustic moat
I'm sorry to hear that
jolly arrow
jolly arrow
I cut my finger off
Don’t do that, not healthy
heady copper
!rep
snow umbraBOT
You need to wait 5 hours, 12 minutes, 25 seconds until you can give reputation again!
delicate sapphire
SL logos are an OSHA violation
jolly arrow
With power there comes responses or shi
heady copper
SL logos are an OSHA violation
From stream
jolly arrow
You need to wait 5 hours, 12 minutes, 25 seconds until you can give reputation a...
YOO I get a rep in 5h12m???
Thanks dude
heady copper
https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1221947154613141585.gif?size=160&name=my+g...
My eyes
honest junco
!rep aalexderaal
snow umbraBOT
You have just given @jolly arrow a reputation point!
spiral silo
what
honest junco
jolly arrow
Thanks 🙏🏼
heady copper
https://tenor.com/view/mock-gif-26601406
acoustic moat
I did application for SCP wiki
planning on contributing?
jolly arrow
Yoo Elon’s child
delicate sapphire
Create a new SCP called Secret laboratory
honest junco
Spider that when bites you makes your balls explode
jolly arrow
A new SCP which is a discord community server with 100.000 people, and the dude on the top of the member list is racist
fresh bridge
!rep @heady copper
snow umbraBOT
You have just given @heady copper a reputation point!
honest junco
A new SCP which is a discord community server with 100.000 people, and the dude ...
@odd minnow ?
heady copper
!rep <@1351283302845251624>
Thank you
fresh bridge
A new SCP which is a discord community server with 100.000 people, and the dude ...
@odd minnow is racist?
acoustic moat
When the shoe fits
jolly arrow
He is 😭🙏🏼
fresh bridge
DJ isn’t racist
honest junco
Proof
fresh bridge
Not a race but yeah
jolly arrow
Literally bullied a french out 😭
honest junco
How is that racist
delicate sapphire
Literally bullied a french out 😭
LOL
fresh bridge
How is that racist
It’s funny asf tho😭
honest junco
Literally bullied a french out 😭
Pls censor Fr*nch
fresh bridge
My goat Dj
polar spade
Literally bullied a french out 😭
I don't see the problem?
jolly arrow
Pls censor Fr*nch
Sorry
honest junco
Erm
fresh bridge
I didn’t say racism is bad
honest junco
acoustic moat
Oh golly gosh
honest junco
I missed it 😔
odd minnow
<@221800095690129410> ?
huh
heady copper
I didn’t say racism is bad
odd minnow
<@221800095690129410> is racist?
No
fresh bridge
Yeah bro just stop
fresh bridge
No cool
odd minnow
No idea why you are joking about racism
heady copper
haa
odd minnow
You've been bringing up a few questionable convos
jolly arrow
fresh bridge
heady copper
You've been bringing up a few questionable convos
Thanks
fresh bridge
Racist confirmed?
heady copper
yes
latent jackal
honest junco
Crazy 😔
jolly arrow
You've been bringing up a few questionable convos
Explain
delicate sapphire
That's wild 😭
solemn flame
delicate sapphire
https://tenor.com/view/but-here%27s-the-spider-but-heres-the-spider-but-heres-th...
My sleep paralysis
heady copper
https://tenor.com/view/but-here%27s-the-spider-but-heres-the-spider-but-heres-th...
australia be like
honest junco
Can confirm
delicate sapphire
Def Australia
cinder mural
Hello, sorry to bother you, but does anyone have the new model of the microhid?
heady copper
Hello, sorry to bother you, but does anyone have the new model of the microhid?
No but i have a ip grabber if you want
heady copper
Absolutely not
fine your no fun
solemn flame
whats that one command for the blender port stuff
odd minnow
!blender
jolly arrow
!blender
odd minnow
i'll check cc
solemn flame
jolly arrow
You've been bringing up a few questionable convos
Explain
honest junco
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, which means I have more time to play SCP:SL!!!
solemn flame
micro is probably in there for the guy whos looking
heady copper
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, which means I have more time to play S...
My man
solemn flame
honestly its been really helpful for me cause i spent all day fucking with putting some stuff in unity lol
perhaps might learn a skill someday
odd minnow
whats that one command for the blender port stuff
!scpslports
snow umbraBOT
acoustic moat
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, which means I have more time to play S...
After a break up, you need to comfort yourself with things that are absolute, reliable, and present.
honest junco
After a break up, you need to comfort yourself with things that are absolute, re...
War thunder
latent jackal
https://discord.gg/VwN9hMAkfj
@cinder mural The files should be in that server somewhere
latent jackal
whoops
honest junco
Deadass tho she did break up with me 🙏
acoustic moat
Your girlfriend might not have been there for you, but the SCP: Secret Laboratory Patreon can be
solemn flame
i was scrolling u pto see his name and didnt see you already ping lmao
fickle zephyr
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/944481779316817953/1320975729881780347/Si...
i will be on the death bed and there will still be no server queue
cinder mural
oh
delicate sapphire
Your girlfriend might not have been there for you, but the SCP: Secret Laborator...
They sure didn't made you marketing for nothing 
solemn flame
Your girlfriend might not have been there for you, but the SCP: Secret Laborator...
for just $5 you can have more love than she could ever give you 🗣️
heady copper
After a break up, you need to comfort yourself with things that are absolute, re...
I had a break up and cried then laughed it off and now like someone new I'm on a role .
jolly arrow
You've been bringing up a few questionable convos
odd minnow
Oh I forgot to add
Stuff about politics, the racism stuff
I can't remember if you were apart of the drunk driving convo
jolly arrow
Example
odd minnow
Crazy chat tonight
heady copper
Stuff about politics, the racism stuff
The fun stuff
odd minnow
latent jackal
No, not fun
heady copper
No, not fun
oh okay
delicate sapphire
They're boring,not fun
acoustic moat
for just $5 you can have more love than she could ever give you 🗣️
Over at the Patreon, you will be given so many teasers!
heady copper
They're boring,not fun
I know) AD TIME (jk)
acoustic moat
... something that she probably never even gave the time of day to
delicate sapphire
... something that she probably never even gave the time of day to
😭
fickle zephyr
there is HUGE things on the patreon teasers
solemn flame
i bet she wouldve never dedicated her time to write you a special post about 14.1 like northwood has 🔥
delicate sapphire
there is HUGE things on the patreon teasers
You could say they're MASSIVE
heady copper
You could say they're MASSIVE
jolly arrow
Stuff about politics, the racism stuff
When stuff bout politics, and what exactly was wrong with the racism?
solemn flame
uh
latent jackal
Wording.
acoustic moat
brother just asked "What was wrong with the racism?"
jolly arrow
Literally the convo
fresh bridge
I’m with aalex on this one
solemn flame
i hope he didnt mean he was racist and thought it was ok
jolly arrow
Not what’s wrong with racism, but what was wrong with the conversation where it got mentioned
solemn flame
lmao
delicate sapphire
brother just asked "What was wrong with the racism?"
Remember kids,racism is bad 🔥
heady copper
Remember kids,racism is bad 🔥
you sure?
latent jackal
Pay us please
Mate I don't get paid for this
heady copper
Mate I don't get paid for this
Same
jolly arrow
Yall love to take stuff out of context crazy
fresh bridge
Mate I don't get paid for this
So we can be racist?
fresh bridge
Aww
solemn flame
Yall love to take stuff out of context crazy
no you straight up said what was wrong with being racist
it was poor wording lol
acoustic moat
Look I'm no Discord Moderator but it doesn't take a genius to realise that randomly dogpiling someone and calling them a racist for no tangible reason whatsoever is a pretty antisocial thing to be doing
heady copper
Yes, very bad
Dang if you don't get paid you should turn a blind eye for a sec
fresh bridge
Look I'm no Discord Moderator but it doesn't take a genius to realise that rando...
Exactly
Plus it was pretty funny
delicate sapphire
0/10 bait
heady copper
BRB
acoustic moat
No this is directed to you guys for randomly calling Nathan/Andimal out like that
fresh bridge
No this is directed to you guys for randomly calling Nathan/Andimal out like tha...
Gulp
jolly arrow
Never called out andimal lol haven’t seen who was atm the top of the member list
fresh bridge
No this is directed to you guys for randomly calling Nathan/Andimal out like tha...
Both the Nathan and andimal thing were very clearly jokes
solemn flame
guys genius idea what if we talked about anything other than racism
jolly arrow
DJ fr*nch hater nr 1
solid echo
What did i miss i was having a headache
delicate sapphire
guys genius idea what if we talked about anything other than racism
Like SL Patreon perks 🔥
jolly arrow
🙏🏼🙏🏼
solemn flame
Like SL Patreon perks 🔥
big post about the next update for only 5 bucks 🗣️
delicate sapphire
big post about the next update for only 5 bucks 🗣️
Tempting
fresh bridge
Come on bro no way this is supposed to be taken seriously
acoustic moat
but sometimes you gotta consider the person on the receiving end
odd minnow
x3j does make good points. Jokes are jokes, however there's some things you shouldn't continue to joke about, best to move on from the convo instead of fighting it
I'm sure many other people would take issue with that being said to them
solid echo
Hey can you oranges leave this shit for another time lmao
fresh bridge
Alr
solid echo
x3j does make good points. Jokes are jokes, however there's some things you shou...
Ts bruh, why cant people be civillized
delicate sapphire
Who's everyone's favorite SL staff?
fickle zephyr
like 20 minute read man
solemn flame
Who's everyone's favorite SL staff?
me (no bias)
fickle zephyr
disecting images about the new update
fresh bridge
Well the other many people would be dumb to take that seriously
solid echo
Who's everyone's favorite SL staff?
Gabriel
fickle zephyr
and the new update is very good
delicate sapphire
its massive too
Ma-ma-ma MASSIVE?!
latent jackal
Shut
solid echo
Well the other many people would be dumb to take that seriously
Just, stop
solemn flame
if you buy the patreon you can get a low taper fade
gilded timber
Well the other many people would be dumb to take that seriously
Please drop the topic and move on
fresh bridge
Alr
fickle zephyr
if you buy the patreon you can get a low taper fade
now thats massive
solid echo
Finally
gilded timber
if you buy the patreon you can get a low taper fade
Is this real?
acoustic moat
Yeah point is you gotta know when to read the room and figure out when a joke isn't appropriate
solid echo
Lets talk business men
solid echo
SHUT THE FUCK UP
acoustic moat
sometimes a lot of things are inappropriate
fresh bridge
solid echo
Stop
solemn flame
bottom line is even funny things can stop being funny if you make it annoying
odd minnow
x3j50 forced me to spend my final $5 on patreon
solid echo
Yes, true
odd minnow
(it was worth it)
fossil wasp
if you buy the patreon you can get a low taper fade
jolly arrow
acoustic moat
For only $5 you can get access to exclusive SL teasers
fickle zephyr
and potentially more 👀
acoustic moat
Add $5 to the deal and you get a unique in-game global tag
solemn flame
you can see the spider
gilded timber
I sold my House and all my possessions to keep up with my patreon payments
solemn flame
fresh bridge
For only $5 you can get access to exclusive SL teasers
And it’s just a ss 2 days before public
solid echo
For only $5 you can get access to exclusive SL teasers
Does it include in depth gabriel commentary
odd minnow
fossil wasp
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1159759794295545928/1333655308416974888/n...
would usually repost but not chilling rn
fickle zephyr
And it’s just a ss 2 days before public
months... actually....
solemn flame
not to mention if youve had any ideas you want to suggest for the game or want to chat with devs you can do all that with exclusive channels as well 🙏
jolly arrow
would usually repost but not chilling rn
Damn hope you gonna chill soon 🙏🏼
solid echo
not to mention if youve had any ideas you want to suggest for the game or want t...
Exclusive channels my salary, no thanks
jolly arrow
Good luck for future chilling
acoustic moat
You also get the firm benefit of being treated with respect by the marketing departments
solid echo
Im negatively broke
minor goblet
jolly arrow
fresh bridge
Instead of have a good day
solid echo
Have a very splendid afternoon
odd minnow
splendid 🍵
acoustic moat
Let me tell you more about our Patreon
jolly arrow
Have a good 10 hours of unconsciousness
solid echo
But now, lets talk about today's sponsor
VirusVPN
jolly arrow
Elon kid can you tell us something bout the cyber truck
acoustic moat
Folks come up to me and ask "x3j50, why should I get Patreon? I can easily probably find the same information on it for free!"
Well, dear viewer, to that I tell you
fresh bridge
My granmamas last wish was to get 5 more people to buy the patreon
acoustic moat
I'll strangle you alive if you participate in piracy
solemn flame
imo the best perk is being part of those who know... and you can collectively laugh at everyone who doesnt know 
fickle zephyr
guys x3j sold me fent
true or false
fresh bridge
guys x3j sold me fent
100%
sour quartz
I'll strangle you alive if you participate in piracy
i dont think thats piracy
thats leaking
acoustic moat
I'll make you leak if you leak
solid echo
I'll strangle you alive if you participate in piracy
Good sir! If to buy is not to own, fhen to pirate is not to steal!
solemn flame
!leak
snow umbraBOT
sour quartz
I'll make you leak if you leak
x3j not in public
jolly arrow
My granmamas last wish was to get 5 more people to buy the patreon
You can make your money back if you also get 5 persons to buy patreon
fresh bridge
X3j sold my grandma a calculator saying it was the new iPhone 16 pro max
acoustic moat
That was supposed to sound like a threat in my head
odd minnow
LMFAOOO
acoustic moat
didn't come out like I thought it would
fresh bridge
That was supposed to sound like a threat in my head
Freaky threat
solid echo
Too freaky...
odd minnow
solid echo
Mods, destroy his career
sour quartz
freakiest threat ever
fresh bridge
Mods bring up the daily quota of patreon subs
acoustic moat
Anyways, the number one benefit of being a Patreon Supporter is to be IN THE KNOW
You can be a part of something.
sour quartz
I know
acoustic moat
A part of something more.
solemn flame
you can join the hivemind and laugh at all of those who dont know
odd minnow
I am always in the know because I have telepathic communication with x3j
gilded timber
Anyways, the number one benefit of being a Patreon Supporter is to be IN THE KNO...
And support the game's continued development
jolly arrow
I know without patreon is it allowed
odd minnow
I know the name of the next update is x3j's secret weapon
fickle zephyr
you can build the secret laboratory
acoustic moat
Something greater than yourself.
solid echo
Here at scp sl industries, we evaluate your pc's performance
sour quartz
Something greater than yourself.
hey so
acoustic moat
Become a legend
fresh bridge
You can spend 5 dollars a month to finally feel special and feel like you achieved something in your life
sour quartz
when are you expanding lore on murdoch shit
acoustic moat
Become a hero
acoustic moat
Become a Patreon Supporter
odd minnow
Hi banzai
dense dagger
Hi guys, still banned!
acoustic moat
when are you expanding lore on murdoch shit
Yeah I'm writing something rn for the next Echoes
solid echo
Hi guys, still banned!
For what
sour quartz
Yeah I'm writing something rn for the next Echoes
sweet...
jolly arrow
Hi guys, still banned!
solid echo
Everyone adress the elephant rn
acoustic moat
just need to wrangle together voice actors
sour quartz
just need to wrangle together voice actors
hey...
acoustic moat
producing those episodes is harder than it looks
misty violet
Well gang. Second motorbike crash of the season
sour quartz
if you need a deep voice..
odd minnow
https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-impressive-very-nice-coping-patrick-bateman-gif-26518058 @ banzai
sour quartz
im here..
fresh bridge
Well gang. Second motorbike crash of the season
Maybe it’s time to buy a car
odd minnow
Well gang. Second motorbike crash of the season
Stay safe
solemn flame
i just remembered some guy once asked me if he can voice act for sl and i totally forgot to actually look into it for him
fossil wasp
Well gang. Second motorbike crash of the season
you good?
solemn flame
he had a pretty awesome mic
dense dagger
For what
Offical Scp discord, and uhhh... I asked if someones claims that everyone on the right deserves to suffer is a serious post
misty violet
Maybe it’s time to buy a car
It was a half intentional crash
fresh bridge
It was a half intentional crash
That’s funny
jolly arrow
Well gang. Second motorbike crash of the season
Broo stop hurting urself, not healthy
dense dagger
How good is your batman impression?
Mines spot on
solid echo
Offical Scp discord, and uhhh... I asked if someones claims that everyone on the...
Oh, uh, not sure if we can help, if its not sl related
minor goblet
just need to wrangle together voice actors
fossil wasp
Im fine. Bikes fine. Im just bruised
ah :(
misty violet
Broo stop hurting urself, not healthy
IT WAS ME OR THE HEDGEHOG
acoustic moat
I know the name of the next update is `x3j's secret weapon`
Not a good look for a Discord Overseer to leak content
misty violet
I CHOSE THE HEDGEHOG TO LIVE
fresh bridge
IT WAS ME OR THE HEDGEHOG
He’s faster bro
odd minnow
Not a good look for a Discord Overseer to leak content
Please forgive me.
fresh bridge
He coulda dodged
dense dagger
Oh, uh, not sure if we can help, if its not sl related
Nah, not at all, I just told this server first when I got banned a while ago
sour quartz
IT WAS ME OR THE HEDGEHOG
ohhh
solid echo
I CHOSE THE HEDGEHOG TO LIVE
Priorities, thank you marshall
misty violet
He’s faster bro
bro ran off and left me on the road
fresh bridge
Hedgehogs run at Mach Jesus
jolly arrow
I CHOSE THE HEDGEHOG TO LIVE
Hero 🙏🏼
gilded timber
Not a good look for a Discord Overseer to leak content
Can't even report it to HR 
misty violet
I would rather get hurt than hit an animal
odd minnow
I'm reporting myself
acoustic moat
I don't go to HR
jolly arrow
Thanks to you we get another sonic movie 🙏🏼🙏🏼
misty violet
I braked so hard my back wheel locked up 😅
fresh bridge
Was it blue?
fossil wasp
I braked so hard my back wheel locked up 😅
glad it’s just some bruises :(
misty violet
I was going too quickly to swerve
solemn flame
latent jackal
sour quartz
yeah bikes are hard to control at fast speeds
misty violet
If I swerved I’d have entered the motorway barriers again
minor goblet
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/998141853411070002/1287787443495637075/ca...
Nothing for QA
i cry
misty violet
Last time they won the fight
jolly arrow
But Marshall heads up, prolly looked sick af with backwheel up
fresh bridge
If I swerved I’d have entered the motorway barriers again
“Again” yeah bro just sell the bike
misty violet
So I chose rhe floor today
solemn flame
Nothing for QA
honestly you guys would be the stick bug
misty violet
But Marshall heads up, prolly looked sick af with backwheel up
Ask the Hedgehog
solid echo
Get a skateboard marshall
sour quartz
minor goblet
honestly you guys would be the stick bug
Thank you
sour quartz
thats the wrong image
misty violet
Get a skateboard marshall
I can’t skate
jolly arrow
Ask the Hedgehog
odd minnow
https://tenor.com/view/stick-bug-stick-bugged-bug-dancing-bug-dancing-gif-180599...
he is stick bugging
odd minnow
https://tenor.com/view/sonic-sonic-the-hedgehog-tails-knuckles-freaky-gif-128307...
I hate freaky sonic
fresh bridge
I feel a little less safer knowing @misty violet is on the road with me
odd minnow
this is the worst gif in all of Discord
solid echo
I can’t skate
Fair enough
odd minnow
it haunts me whenever I see it
misty violet
glad it’s just some bruises :(
My ego is boosted bcz I saved Sonic
misty violet
I feel a little less safer knowing <@691264895269994496> is on the road with me
Im UK
solemn flame
wait actually, the most fitting bird for QA would be a wood pecker repeatedly hitting the same spot until it breaks
misty violet
You should feel safe
jolly arrow
I hate freaky sonic
misty violet
Or at least hedgehogs should
odd minnow
fresh bridge
I feel a little less safer for queen elizabeth
minor goblet
wait actually, the most fitting bird for QA would be a wood pecker repeatedly hi...
lmao
misty violet
His friends will never believe him
solid echo
this is the worst gif in all of Discord
I dislike how slow it is, like its forcing me to watch it, i want it to burn with the lemons
misty violet
“Bro a motorbike crashed to avoid hitting me today”
honest junco
Poor guy got stuck
acoustic moat
misty violet
lil bro probably recorded it on his HedgePhone 16 Hog
fresh bridge
lil bro probably recorded it on his HedgePhone 16 Hog
Holy drag
delicate sapphire
What da 049 doing
misty violet
Poor guy got stuck
My AirPods make this sound great
solid echo
Poor guy got stuck
Why didnt you push him into the finish line
misty violet
Im gonna name him Sonic
solemn flame
thank you
fresh bridge
“Quality” being mentioned in sl official server💔
acoustic moat
What da 049 doing
don't call me that
solemn flame
“Quality” being mentioned in sl official server💔
you say this but you do not want to live in a world where SL isnt tested
honest junco
Why didnt you push him into the finish line
Never
fresh bridge
“Quality” being mentioned in sl official server💔
honest junco
misty violet
Can I become the Hedgehog Saver
fresh bridge
Can I become the Hedgehog Saver
Holy drag
empty hearth
misty violet
There we go
fresh bridge
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/507514160746201098/1337345347139276964/sl...
They’re just silly little guys
misty violet
They’re just silly little guys
@meager slate
odd minnow
misty violet
More evidence Auro is short
misty violet
<:SeaBunny:1285601513422454826>
It took me until yesterday to realise you was an overseer
valid silo
being in QA is genuinly a dream job cuz your job is literally just playing the game!!
valid silo
plus all the benifits of being staff
odd minnow
I have kept forgetting to set myself to online which doesn't help either
misty violet
<:dogekek:634902262325444608>
I thought you was simply staff in the ticket
And then realised
misty violet
wait hes an overseer
snow umbraBOT
homhomhomhomhom
misty violet
What do y’all actually do?
fresh bridge
What do y’all actually do?
Oversee
odd minnow
But we are still moderators
valid silo
deleted..
odd minnow
who deleted my message
valid silo
message..
misty violet
who deleted my message
Probably Nathan
odd minnow
it deleted itself
valid silo
odd minnow
no one else did lmao
misty violet
LOL
shrewd gull
The Northwood government is watching.
valid silo
it gained conciouseness
odd minnow
that's crazy LOL
tardy walrus
wtf
odd minnow
OH
valid silo
wow!
odd minnow
IT'S THE SLASH
fresh bridge
that's crazy LOL
Say northwood sucks to test out the spyware
misty violet
no one else did lmao
Am I allowed to ask what the end result of the situation of which we discussed was?
odd minnow
Yeah it was the / between both words with no spaces
tardy walrus
i thin
misty violet
They/Them
tardy walrus
yeah
odd minnow
yea that one
odd minnow
it is slow
odd minnow
cassie is a grandmother
valid silo
IT DID NOT DELETE IT SELF
fresh bridge
Discord/team
valid silo
SOMEBODY DELETED THAT
odd minnow
it was actually automatic
misty violet
Poor cassie
valid silo
I'm NOT schizo!
odd minnow
try again
shrewd gull
odd minnow
cassie is being elderly
fresh bridge
Discord/team
honest junco
valid silo
Discord/team
it's the other way pal
misty violet
She gained elderly dementia speed
odd minnow
Am I allowed to ask what the end result of the situation of which we discussed w...
What situation again?
fresh bridge
it's the other way pal
Wow I look retarded😭
valid silo
dw about it
fresh bridge
Said it twice lmfao
odd minnow
Nah I typed that too spoingus
valid silo
we all play sl!
odd minnow
misty violet
What situation again?
Uh, without leaking you had to remind me to email HR 😂
odd minnow
No problem at all
It is up to HR to email you back with what they plan to do. They may not give a distinct answer but they should email you back with something
I'll ask the HR director if it has been handled and if they can send you an email so you are in the loop
misty violet
Action was taken as per policy is what I got
But idk what that was lmao
Im just curious
acoustic moat
I'll be handling it personally off the books
misty violet
Fair enough
fresh bridge
Steam support just murdering hackers
misty violet
Didnt wanna email and ask and waste their time lmao
odd minnow
Really appreciate the report though, thanks for that
odd minnow
It's never a waste of time, best to ask and try 
misty violet
Really appreciate the report though, thanks for that
I was so confused on what they said
valid silo
its' unbelievable how they have like
misty violet
I was like “IM SORRY?”
fresh bridge
steam support is actually the best thing ever
I love them
valid silo
so little people
polar spade
I'll be handling it personally off the books
Handling it?
valid silo
that handle ALL of steam support stuff
tardy walrus
steam support is actually the best thing ever
after us
fresh bridge
They never deny my refunds
heady copper
tardy walrus
right
fresh bridge
you're like bottom of the barrel
Fr
valid silo
hell you're UNDER the barrel
misty violet
Actually NW customer care is actually epic
valid silo
(if i ever get a technical issue tech support is NEVER helpign me now!)
fresh bridge
Actually NW customer care is actually epic
Yeah right
misty violet
apart from when they start speaking in a language that doesn’t exist
valid silo
apart from when they start speaking in a language that doesn’t exist
we don't really talk about that part
misty violet
Im convinced they was speaking troll language
acoustic moat
Yes I do care for the customer
misty violet
Yes I do care for the customer
YOU ARE THE CUSTOMER TECHNICALLY
fresh bridge
Nw support telling me to go watch a yt video on it😭
shrewd gull
Yes I do care for the customer
**Customers money
acoustic moat
Hubert is technically my client yes
tardy walrus
Nw support telling me to go watch a yt video on it😭
which one
valid silo
funny how that works
shrewd gull
Who’s the REAL John Northwood…
misty violet
no that's not how contract work works lol
Depends how much power you get in the contract
fresh bridge
Northwood harbor butcher
steep kernel
Who’s the REAL John Northwood…
the friends we made along the way
acoustic moat
Hubert is the Game Director / CEO but only a regular Programmer
fresh bridge
Hubert is my favorite nonchalant 6’7 trillion are
acoustic moat
he is the boss of the Lead Programmer, but at the same time the Lead Programmer is his
misty violet
Hubert is the Game Director / CEO but only a regular Programmer
So basically you’re saying hes boring
steep kernel
hahahah hubert
fresh bridge
Billionaire
shrewd gull
God bless Huberts programmer heart
misty violet
We only love the programmers here
I have a date with a software dev soon
I don’t understand how docker works either
Hes already tried to explain it
shrewd gull
Are you versed in software?
odd minnow
*I have a date with a software dev soon*
Good luck!
misty violet
Are you versed in software?
One word
odd minnow
they're a web dev
misty violet
Failure
misty violet
Good luck!
Thank you.
misty violet
I do however
Seem to be very very good
At fixing errors
And then creating 2 more in the process
odd minnow
that's a good thing, considering errors in-
okay nevermind
but that's also how it goes
misty violet
LMAO
odd minnow
you fix one and there's more
misty violet
I think my favourite one
odd minnow
at least you can fix them
odd minnow
misty violet
became Latin
fresh bridge
Was I APPARENTLY decided to not program in English
Yeah we can tell
misty violet
My brain just decided “Yeah let’s do Latin here”
Took me fucking ages to find it
The thing is tho
misty violet
It kinda still worked
valid silo
dude that's awsome
misty violet
The client actually found it hilarious
heady copper
misty violet
Since it was for a Roman history blog
They found it absolutely hilarious
When I explained what I had done wrong
honest junco
Hi
misty violet
Identify nationality immediately or face expiration.
honest junco
Australia
misty violet
Deactivating orbital lasers.
Im actually watching an Australian TV show rn
You get ONE guess what im watching
I’ll be very disappointed if your wrong
twilit sluice
Sanic
twilit sluice
I'm not from prison island
twilit sluice
HAHAHAHA
twilit sluice
Perfect timing, it knows what your discord knows
misty violet
Aha
twilit sluice
Sonic 3 sucks though
misty violet
I actually can’t believe I did it
I could have died
To not kill a hedgehog
I doubt I’d have even felt it
If it hit it
It would have just got yeeted out of existence
polar spade
Deactivating orbital lasers.
Bondi Watch?
polar spade
The inner machinations of its mind are an engima
misty violet
Last time an engina was broken it was by a gay guy
I’ve got a legacy to live up to
Whats going on inside your head my kitten.
polar spade
Last time an engina was broken it was by a gay guy
Alan Turning reference!?!?!!
polar spade
Broke the Engima code
misty violet
He likely saved millions of lives
And brought the war to an end faster
Without his breakthrough, and his rogue actions, the death of millions is almost certain.
polar spade
It always amazed me how the actions of a single person can affect the whole world
There were millions of people in WW2
misty violet
I cannot believe it took the British government until 2013 to pardon him
polar spade
But a single guy, not even a world leader or anything, changed the fate of humanity
polar spade
I cannot believe it took the British government until 2013 to pardon him
The criminal act of liking someone with an XY chromosome
misty violet
He was one of those people who should have got a free pass for him crime (at the time being gay was a crime)
It’s actually a disgrace the government didnt overlook it
polar spade
That's the old guard for you
misty violet
He is one of those people that will be in history until the end of time
solemn flame
It always amazed me how the actions of a single person can affect the whole worl...
when you think about stuff like how insulin was discovered on accident it really does make you think
polar spade
Like even today he's important
He made the Turning Test which determines true AI
misty violet
when you think about stuff like how insulin was discovered on accident it really...
And penicillin
full pond
when you think about stuff like how insulin was discovered on accident it really...
Minecraft creeper trust
polar spade
Never forget the Russian commander who refused to launch a nuke and probably saved all of humanity
solemn flame
DUDE
misty violet
Never forget the Russian commander who refused to launch a nuke and probably sav...
Yup
solemn flame
i think about that guy more often than i should lol
polar spade
A communication failure almost wiped out our entire race
honest junco
Hi
polar spade
Moments like these make you believe in God
misty violet
Ive always said that it’s the little people who actually rule the world
solemn flame
the fact that we are only here cause he was confident enough that it was an error is insane
the right man in the right place
polar spade
The other commanding officers were all ready to launch it
misty violet
the fact that we are only here cause he was confident enough that it was an erro...
He was shunned by the follow key holding officers
solemn flame
yep
misty violet
What actually happened to them all
polar spade
the right man in the right place
Can make all the difference
No idea
That guy was probably demoted or called a coward
visual acorn
when you think about stuff like how insulin was discovered on accident it really...
Was it?
solemn flame
misty violet
I’ll ask ChatGPT
polar spade
Guy was called Vasili Alexandrovich Arkhipov
solemn flame
That guy was probably demoted or called a coward
genuinely insane
its not talked about enough considering how many people he saved
solemn flame
oh yea
polar spade
solemn flame
i was thinking it did
full pond
https://tenor.com/view/komegatze-halflife2-half-life-2-vortigaunt-gordon-freeman...
The right man in the wrong man can make all the man - Gman
polar spade
solemn flame
another time was in a submarine wasnt it?
solemn flame
and they had no communication with the world so for all they knew the world ended already
or something like that
but they still chose not to launch
misty violet
and they had no communication with the world so for all they knew the world ende...
So according to ChatGPT
full pond
but they still chose not to launch
It came to like a vote
solemn flame
yea
misty violet
It was sunlight reflecting off the clouds
full pond
And one guy saved us
misty violet
To the satellite
solemn flame
and iirc it was only one guy who stopped the vote
visual acorn
pretty sure
I thought they did experiments on dogs, and then discovered it
misty violet
Which detected the sunlight as a nuclear warhead
polar spade
If i had a nickel everytime the russian almost launched ww3 and were stopped by one guy, ill have two nickels
misty violet
and iirc it was only one guy who stopped the vote
Yeah it was just him
polar spade
Which is 2 nickels more than id like
misty violet
If i had a nickel everytime the russian almost launched ww3 and were stopped by ...
You’re ok about the radar station guy aren’t you?
visual acorn
If i had a nickel everytime the russian almost launched ww3 and were stopped by ...
USA almost started a nuclear war once
full pond
Man if I had a 939 body pillow for every time one specific person saved the world
solemn flame
It’s such a mind bending concept that everything humanity has ever done and will ever do could instantly boil down to one moment in the hands of one man
full pond
Well uh
visual acorn
And USSR also I think
valid silo
If i had a nickel everytime the russian almost launched ww3 and were stopped by ...
forgor his name but that guy in the sub is a real hero for humanity
polar spade
I dunno bout GPT
misty violet
more like a few dozen times
valid silo
It’s such a mind bending concept that everything humanity has ever done and will...
that's just the human way!
misty violet
It’s such a mind bending concept that everything humanity has ever done and will...
OR WOMAN
valid silo
thankfully we haven't killed ourselves to extinction just yet
misty violet
thankfully we haven't killed ourselves to extinction just yet
How do you know that?
solemn flame
Singular human
solemn flame
Plus half life reference
solemn flame
Time dr freeman?
misty violet
The right person, in the right place, at the right time can make all the difference
valid silo
I swear this game and everything is just a huge half life joke
misty violet
There was actually an incident at a UK Nuclear Powerplant where a JANITOR prevented a total nuclear meltdown
valid silo
half life is everything
solemn flame
Life is just a half life reference
full pond
The right living organism
polar spade
Life is just a half life reference
Half Life was half based on Life
valid silo
what was the other half based of..
misty violet
There was actually an incident at a UK Nuclear Powerplant where a JANITOR preven...
He noticed the cooling systems wasn’t working but the monitors said they was
As he was really interested in how rhey work
full pond
The right box in the right time can make all the difference 😔
misty violet
I believe estimates put it at 1 hour before total meltdown
The one janitor
Who actually had zero qualifications
polar spade
I love blindly following technology
misty violet
Probably saved millions of lives
solemn flame
what was the other half based of..
death idk
polar spade
Always right don't you know
valid silo
death idk
this remindes me of a game
called like half death or whatever
it was like people
with shoes
polar spade
Quarter death
full pond
Who actually had zero qualifications
Imagine some random d class in SCPSL convincing O5s to turn off deadmans sequence just to be publicly executed
valid silo
but I remember they had shoes and