general-chat

[tough tapir]

[silent idol]

Have a good nap

[tame hollow]

@tough tapir

[silent idol]

Ahhhhhh! Scary language

[tough tapir]

Noe

I wish

Got tradeskool instead

[tough tapir]

Real

[mighty lodge]

Translation

[tame hollow]

Me and my coworker, reading 35 year old schematics of an installation older than us

[mighty lodge]

Relatable

[somber raptor]

it's always funny when you have a big ass error, look through the code and it's there because of TWO CHARACTERS

[somber raptor]

i thought i did something wrong in the solve function but no it turns out i just used OR instead of AND in the executor function

[stuck patrol]

One quest

Ion

Is SolarNET still there?

Bcs some server getting Ddosed in the german theme

[tame hollow]

Possibly

[stuck patrol]

How can you prevent them to ddos?

[tame hollow]

You cant

[stuck patrol]

Dang

[arctic cape]

My trip to the royal palace Bangkok in Thailand

[tame hollow]

He was there for the ladyboys

[eager wadi]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[tame hollow]

Booba

[eager wadi]

!rep @bold talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @bold talon a reputation point!

[eager wadi]

booba

trust the plan...

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/dutch-ive-got-a-plan-john-gif-26627734

[tame hollow]

Auro hasnt joined the server yet

Else she would have poked me again

[arctic cape]

I was fucking not excuse me

[meager slate]

I dont even kno the ip address

[tame hollow]

Its literally in the group chat

[tame hollow]

Stop lying

[meager slate]

I literally have the brain structure of a gold fish

[tame hollow]

So small, so cute

[meager slate]

[tame hollow]

https://discord.com/channels/@me/1348945187526807552/1350883654611763381

[arctic cape]

I did not I was just visiting the tourist spots that were advertised by the country

[tame hollow]

"tourist spots"

[arctic cape]

Shut up

[latent jackal]

Joseph, stop provoking them

[arctic cape]

Like Darwin

[meager slate]

I'm sorry I don't see my invitation..

[arctic cape]

Only dino gazz does that

[meager slate]

It is to be delivered in a golden letter, attached to a pizza

[arctic cape]

Anyways feels nice having to afford the trip while you broke boys cant afford this luxary😂😂😂

[tame hollow]

I'd buy you one if you were living closer

[tame hollow]

I feel like thailand can be luxury even with 300 bucks

[arctic cape]

Yeah its cheap here

[tame hollow]

Most expensive trip i had was like 5000€ in total for 10d

[arctic cape]

Its hot here though

bangkok is filled with white people tho

[tame hollow]

Bang kok

@eager wadi kok

[arctic cape]

expected since this is euro hotspot

[meager slate]

[eager wadi]

kok

[meager slate]

If you're a broke boy just say so 💅

[jolly arrow]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[jolly arrow]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[jolly arrow]

:(

[meager slate]

It only pings him now

!seabunny

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[jolly arrow]

👎

[eager wadi]

yeah hungary is expensive

[arctic cape]

Look who I found in a thailand market

[meager slate]

I am free from the shackles

[arctic cape]

Mods did you seriously blacklist something popular in thailand?

😒

[jolly arrow]

lady boys?

not blacklisted

[dull mantle]

rah

[arctic cape]

I think if you put them together without spacing them

[jolly arrow]

ladyboys

????

[arctic cape]

Ladyboys

Nvm

[jolly arrow]

????????

[arctic cape]

I'm stupid

[jolly arrow]

Yes

[arctic cape]

I'm not

[jolly arrow]

anyway someone wants rep

[tame hollow]

Thats why theyre called hungry

[eager wadi]

auro hungry for mone

[meager slate]

Shutup

[tame hollow]

Dont make me chain you up

[jolly arrow]

anyone hungry for reps

[meager slate]

I flee

[ebon flare]

I fein for the !maid to be ungreifed

[eager wadi]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[eager wadi]

idk it works fine

[jolly arrow]

👎

[jolly arrow]

!chef

[snow umbra]

@tame hollow

[jolly arrow]

!rep @tame hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

[jolly arrow]

see you in 12h

[arctic cape]

@meager slate should I break it?

😈

[meager slate]

Destroy their culture

[tame hollow]

I am holding Paul as hostage

[eager wadi]

and then pay for it

[arctic cape]

I'm in a mall but maybe

[arctic cape]

Might be charged for vandilization

[meager slate]

WOAH

Thats a warcrime

Paul is a civillian

[snow umbra]

You have just given @eager wadi a reputation point!

[bold talon]

I'm holding everyone hostage

I'm selling all of you for ransom

[eager wadi]

its not a crime if they didnt see it

[arctic cape]

This is where I'm gonna eat bois

[eager wadi]

its okay auro, you have a second friend there

[bold talon]

Your P's hostage :(

[tough tapir]

Hostage P

:(

[bold talon]

Pay the P if you want to see P again

[meager slate]

Who

[arctic cape]

Nice view

[eager wadi]

[tough tapir]

₽ coin

[eager wadi]

your p :(

[bold talon]

I bought an irl version of this hampter

[eager wadi]

:O

i wanna see

[bold talon]

I don't have it with me rn, it's at work, on my desk

My mood 24/7 at worc

[eager wadi]

@tame hollow brother you lazy, walking dog is fun

[tame hollow]

Try me

[eager wadi]

kinky

[tough tapir]

[tame hollow]

Wdym

[tough tapir]

Does it play the sound when you squish it

[tame hollow]

I average around 13.000 steps a day

[eager wadi]

just increase it with walking the dog

[bold talon]

Yes

[bold talon]

I am holding you hostage too

[quartz edge]

...

[tough tapir]

Best plushie

[tame hollow]

Try me

I will hug you once and its joever

[bold talon]

My desk at work is literally filled with plushies

Everyone's nightmare

[tame hollow]

Do you have a blahaj

[vernal jolt]

Big boy

[bold talon]

Yes, at home

On my bed

Smol blahaj and big blahaj

[tame hollow]

Based

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/cowboy-hamster-hamster-азиз-руслан-нег-gif-10734782939977434364

[tame hollow]

Shork

[vernal jolt]

Ewww so ugly

[bold talon]

[eager wadi]

kelb tal-bahar

[tame hollow]

Stop speaking enchantment table

[tough tapir]

Now you need a nessie plush

[bold talon]

Mald-ese

[tough tapir]

[bold talon]

I require Nessie plushie

Or I could buy another 500 sanrio plushies

[tough tapir]

Real

[eager wadi]

حسنا

[bold talon]

Sanrio everywhere in my house my brothers absolutely hate it

[latent jackal]

[tough tapir]

Sounds like a good reason to get even more sanrio

[eager wadi]

not you too

[bold talon]

[bold talon]

Yes.

I got the hello kitty pjs, Kuromi shorts and crop tops, I require more

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/cinnamoroll-style-book-cinnamoroll-sanrio-character-shoujogamer-sanrio-game-gif-2908234185989876112

[tame hollow]

I gotta learn ancient greek bro

For the meme

[tough tapir]

Who are you I am from ancient greece

[bold talon]

You know how little that narrows it down smh

[eager wadi]

you are your A

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[tough tapir]

[eager wadi]

[eager wadi]

how was your adventure in the sands before smelling the belgian air again

[tough tapir]

Camel by camel

[tame hollow]

Thats the joke

[fresh bridge]

U guys should reply to Hubert Mosaka’s cat photo

He’ll really appreciate it

You should ping him too

[steep summit]

terrible coders

[fresh bridge]

Hubert femboy confirmed?

[steep summit]

he lied in his resume

[polar spade]

Smh, just cant get good help these days

[eager wadi]

no

[fresh bridge]

Rlly?

But he has that universal femboy shark

[eager wadi]

hes just polish

[fresh bridge]

That they use to identify other femboys

[fresh bridge]

So femboy😭

[steep summit]

it's legal requirement in western poland

[polar spade]

What’s the difference?

[eager wadi]

or how codsworth describs him

[fresh bridge]

What I’m saying bro

[eager wadi]

polish boy

[fresh bridge]

It’s in polish blood to be a femboy at some point

[eager wadi]

youre weird lil bro

[fresh bridge]

Dawg he confirmed it😭

[eager wadi]

to own a shark plush?

[eager wadi]

yeah, be afraid

[fresh bridge]

😭😭😭

[fresh bridge]

Let’s mate,mate

[eager wadi]

no

[polar spade]

[fresh bridge]

Rlly?

[eager wadi]

[polar spade]

!chonk

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555474008716607514/948611231445549086/chonk.png

[steep summit]

nice

[eager wadi]

holy cow

!o>

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555474008716607514/948611931932082237/originalrat.png

[polar spade]

!scrungo

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/477069632407076864/481214054556499979/Scrungo-1.0.jpg

[fresh bridge]

What is Cassie even about bro😭

[polar spade]

!cassie

[snow umbra]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lJhWaunRINsqqv0igtm5R-KvT1gQOQH5PCbAYWcYEOE/edit

[eager wadi]

!<o

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1235787163904249866/image.png?ex=6635a3fb&is=6634527b&hm=1592c83a50d96c323b0f8269c590d4631eee3236723751f9d337349212bbd4fd&

[fresh bridge]

So he either defends top secret sites or sends funny animal pictures

[polar spade]

Cassie has the answer to everything

[fresh bridge]

My goat

[polar spade]

!8ball Does this even work anymore?

Nope

[steep summit]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-anguish-despair-gif-13915908866750092639

[eager wadi]

bot commands

!coinflip

[snow umbra]

[steep summit]

!coinflip

[fresh bridge]

Aww it’s heads

[polar spade]

Tails CASSIE is a genius

!coinflip

[snow umbra]

[polar spade]

There we go

[eager wadi]

!cc cooldown coinflip 10

[snow umbra]

Custom command cooldown successfully edited.

[tough tapir]

!thicc scrungo

[steep summit]

!conflip

[polar spade]

Kill

[steep summit]

!coinflip

[snow umbra]

[steep summit]

yee

[eager wadi]

heads

[fresh bridge]

What was this even supposed to mean😭

[tough tapir]

!flip

[snow umbra]

flips a coin and... TAILS!

[polar spade]

Coinflip is better

[fresh bridge]

Conflip

[polar spade]

!coinflip

[tough tapir]

Nate

[snow umbra]

[tough tapir]

Can I post thicc scrungo

[tawny carbon]

!coinflip

[fresh bridge]

I’m curious now

Sure

Go ahead

I give permission

[polar spade]

Who are you to give permission

Goddamn piss role

[fresh bridge]

Spoingus

[polar spade]

[fresh bridge]

Spoingus

[polar spade]

Interesting

!682

[snow umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-the-crocodile-explode-gif-17363137

[fresh bridge]

If bro is invincible why can I see him?

Invincible lizard my ass

[tough tapir]

Funny you mention Invincible

[polar spade]

Because they poured paint over him

[fresh bridge]

Ty

[fresh bridge]

We need to put this guy in the femur breaker

[polar spade]

You first

[fresh bridge]

Whyyy

[polar spade]

We need Maidcient

They clean the floor

[fresh bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/stupid-crying-cat-kitty-gif-14754128238842493357

[polar spade]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[fresh bridge]

Yk

[eager wadi]

ok

[fresh bridge]

How many d class does it take to clean the floor?

[eager wadi]

but you posted before i said yes

[fresh bridge]

10 but they all get killed by scientists

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/no-no-wait-wait-gif-8174347161288218584

[eager wadi]

so 4 weeks of !maid instead of 3

[fresh bridge]

Original joke btw

Created on the spot

Might have to patent

[polar spade]

Was that a joke?

[fresh bridge]

Yeah?

[polar spade]

Oh, ok

[fresh bridge]

Why?

[fading surge]

I didn't get the joke

[fresh bridge]

I thought it was pretty funny

You guys are lying right?

[polar spade]

Yea it was alr

[fresh bridge]

👍

[polar spade]

Anyway, moving on

[tough tapir]

You took too long

[fading surge]

I actually mean it

[tough tapir]

[eager wadi]

im eating

[fading surge]

I didn't get it

[tough tapir]

Stop eating

[fresh bridge]

I’ll repeat then

[fresh bridge]

How many d class does it take to wipe the floor?

[polar spade]

No need to

Itll ruin the joke

[eager wadi]

i dont eat at night

[fresh bridge]

10 but they all get killed by scientists🤣🤣🤣🤣

[eager wadi]

just at day

[eager wadi]

this joke stinks

[fresh bridge]

Mod abuse

[eager wadi]

smells like you farted

[fading surge]

Still don't get it

[polar spade]

Dont hurt his feelings

[fresh bridge]

Too late

[polar spade]

He’s trying his best

[eager wadi]

sorry, im evil

[fresh bridge]

I am

[eager wadi]

im actually Evil_Nathan_

[fresh bridge]

This doesn’t mean the joke is bad it just means, ur heart is more blessed then ours

[eager wadi]

the Dj is a distraction

[polar spade]

First Evil Cross,
Now Evil Nathan

Who’s next? Evil Hubert

[fresh bridge]

He already is

What about

[dull mantle]

How can you contact the technical support team about an in-game issue?

[fading surge]

I see. Thank you for the compliment

[fresh bridge]

Evilman?

[eager wadi]

!bugreport

[snow umbra]

https://support.scpslgame.com/bug-report

[fresh bridge]

Sure no problem👍

[polar spade]

Evil Hubert is going to optimise the game

[dull mantle]

not a bug report, thats a issue only I experience.

[fresh bridge]

I pet Hubert because I thought good Hubert

Little did I know it was evil Hubert

[polar spade]

!seabunny

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[fresh bridge]

“I am evil hubert” evil Hubert says with a grim tone

[polar spade]

!specs

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/787018668629557268/specs.png

[polar spade]

What’s TA?

[dull mantle]

the administrator

[polar spade]

Damn

[fading surge]

THE Asian

[polar spade]

Administrator is tech support now

!tasklist

[snow umbra]

To output all of the tasks to a .txt, do the following:
Press the Windows key and type Command Prompt
Right click on Command Prompt, and click "Run as Administrator"
Click Yes if it asks "Do you want to allow this app to make changes to your device?"
Type tasklist > c:\tasklist.txt, or, tasklist > [Location] if you'd like to put it somewhere else.
Then send that .txt in your ticket.

You can also use our batch file to do this automatically.
Download the file at: https://itsgamertime.xyz/SLStuff/Tasklist.bat
Run the file and allow administrator privileges
This will save the file to the root of your C: Drive.
Please send us the file at: C:\Tasklist.txt

[polar spade]

What?

[fresh bridge]

I wish scp secret laboratory was real😔

[dull mantle]

every second theres gonna be a warhead detonated

[polar spade]

Trust me, you dont want SCP to be real

[fresh bridge]

Talking about the game

But scps irl would be cool

[dull mantle]

no

[fresh bridge]

Just imagine

[polar spade]

SCP community is one of the few that desperately would not want their thing to be real

[dull mantle]

imagine being out on a normal day and suddenly 096 appears infront of ya

[polar spade]

You mean an unstoppable monster who’s face is a death sentence

[fresh bridge]

Or imagine getting in an argument with a friend and you pull this out🤣

[dull mantle]

you would look at it yourself

[polar spade]

Or the uncontainable eldritch horror undeterred by walls or doors and only attracted to suffering

[dull mantle]

tbf

[fresh bridge]

It would be a hilarious prank tho

[dull mantle]

funny prank

just buy scramblers

problem solved

[fresh bridge]

Exactly

[dull mantle]

I still have an issue

in SL

ive done everything public but this lil head aint popping up besides other names

its annoying

[fresh bridge]

Sounds like an ishYOU, not an ishME

Nah I’m joking

Good luck tho👍

[eager wadi]

whats the issue

[dull mantle]

I can't see that little head icon besides names

[eager wadi]

head icon?

microphone icon you mean?

[fresh bridge]

Like when scps talk?

[tame hollow]

But lovely pillows

[dull mantle]

wait

[fresh bridge]

Ur lucky he’s not offline

[tame hollow]

Why?

[steep summit]

joe has a pass

[fresh bridge]

Oh

[tame hollow]

[fresh bridge]

I got a warning or strike whatever last time I replied to bros message

[tame hollow]

skill issue

[fresh bridge]

He went offline as soon as sending it

Now I’m scared I might accidentally ping him

It brings me great pain

[steep summit]

it's not about online/offline

it's about being actively in a conversation

[tame hollow]

You shan't not pingeth the man

[steep summit]

[tame hollow]

[fresh bridge]

Nice try buddy but I won’t be replying to your message fed

[eager wadi]

funny out of context

[tame hollow]

You think hubert is a glowie?

[fresh bridge]

What context bro😭

[steep summit]

the only reason it exists is because otherwise I used to get (literally) hundreds of pings a day

[tame hollow]

Throwback to pink name

[steep summit]

yes

[fresh bridge]

I get that

[eager wadi]

joseph

[tame hollow]

[DO NOT PING ME]

[fresh bridge]

But I still won’t fall for it

[fresh bridge]

?

[tame hollow]

You were not there

[steep summit]

and people would do it in spite

[fresh bridge]

Kinda funny

[steep summit]

lol

[tame hollow]

yeah

I remember the anniversary ping event

[fresh bridge]

Also why is there just two capybaras kissing on your profile

[tame hollow]

With like

4000 pings

[eager wadi]

the ping event returns but im taking the hits

lion gave me the pass

[tame hollow]

lol

[fresh bridge]

@eager wadi

[steep summit]

what 😭

[acoustic moat]

NW merch giveaway to enter the giveaway you must ping hubert, one ping = one entry

[steep summit]

no

[fresh bridge]

😭😭😭

[fading surge]

Is it real?!?!

[tame hollow]

Go do some marketing, marketing boy

[fading surge]

💰 🤑

[fresh bridge]

@steep summit

[tame hollow]

Death sentence

[eager wadi]

yeah i asked him about bringing ping event but i get pinged instead of you, he said yeh

[fresh bridge]

Just got a knock on my door

[eager wadi]

!rename @fresh bridge Spongebob

[snow umbra]

Done.

[fading surge]

Must be the merch representative

[fresh bridge]

Yeah

[steep summit]

[fresh bridge]

Imagine if instead of warnings whenever somebody pings him they just get a message of this instead

[acoustic moat]

ping event but ping nathan rather than hubert moszka doesn't have the same chutzpah

[eager wadi]

yeah but who doesnt love spamming

[fresh bridge]

Wrong photo😭

[tame hollow]

I still gotta save up to visit hubert in person

To have a drink

Or more drinks

[steep summit]

come to this year's Pyrkon

[eager wadi]

add a bar to sl entrance

northwood staff exclusive

[fresh bridge]

Add tv systems that the chaos can hack and show photos of 096

[fresh bridge]

Pretty cool idea Spoingus

[fresh bridge]

Genius

[fading surge]

Symptoms of being a schizo

[fresh bridge]

Who?

[fresh bridge]

Idk man

[fading surge]

Who else?

[eager wadi]

are you real

[fresh bridge]

I’m as real as it gets😎

[eager wadi]

i think youre just an imagination

[fresh bridge]

Aw tysm

[gaunt talon]

Who's spoingus

[fresh bridge]

Me

Wait a minute

[gaunt talon]

You are SpongeBob

[fresh bridge]

Who is Spoingus?

[tame hollow]

I'll see

But i am a bit short on cash atm, i am waiting for my parents to pay of their debt

[fresh bridge]

So Dj when’s the annual ping event?

[steep summit]

Poland is super cheap. If you can afford train to Poznań, you've already spent most of the money you'll need

[eager wadi]

server anniversary

[fresh bridge]

When’s the server anniversary😭

[eager wadi]

yes

[fresh bridge]

Bro what😭💔

[vernal jolt]

Nooo why did you sent it

[eager wadi]

bro not aware when smh

[jolly arrow]

the anniversary is exactly at the

[fresh bridge]

Is it before the [REDACTED]?

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-a-lil-server-na-na-boo-boo-lil-guy-lolipop-gif-2129366379164752221

[solid echo]

yes

[fresh bridge]

U think ur a funny guy huh

[fresh bridge]

Is this funny?

[solid echo]

I dont live in the scp universe

I cant die

096 will fear the 096 hate council

[fresh bridge]

Get a load of this guy

[fresh bridge]

U don’t know that

[solid echo]

I do, otherwise there would be a massive fucking hole in cordoba

Or a massive fucking whale in the drake passage

[fresh bridge]

Did you just say

MASSIVE?

You know what else is massive?

[tame hollow]

Lmao

[fresh bridge]

Also idk bro

People of Atlanta sure seem like anomalies to me

[tame hollow]

If im lucky, i could get up to 15 grand back

Which would mean a month off work and global traveling

[solid echo]

Two bus rides in argentina is 800 ars

Thats like 0,8 usd

And nearly 1/4 of your salary

We are living like rats

[fresh bridge]

At least it’s not Atlanta

[tame hollow]

My salary isnt 3200ars

[tough tapir]

800 arses

[solid echo]

Average maximum argentine salary

[eager wadi]

800 booba

[gaunt talon]

096 isn't even in the frame

[fresh bridge]

Need

Nerd

[misty violet]

Well Im gonna be late for work today

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/small-cat-train-music-cat-cat-vibe-gif-7060107601701325778

[fossil wasp]

how come?

[fresh bridge]

Maybe he had to clock in at 9:18 but it’s 9:19

[fossil wasp]

[eager wadi]

minute late

[somber raptor]

cool, can i buy it?

[solid echo]

https://tenor.com/view/momo-bailando-torre-eiffel-gif-gif-357085961224104941

[gaunt talon]

I'll trade one tf2 key for poland

[vernal jolt]

I'm so hungry

[somber raptor]

weren't u like level 20?

[gaunt talon]

They took his level 20

[somber raptor]

damn

[gaunt talon]

Because of the stuff he sends

[somber raptor]

what'd bro send 😭

[misty violet]

Was riding with a group and one of us crashed

And we ain’t leaving until he wakes up at the hospital

[tame hollow]

🙏

[tame hollow]

Kiss him to wake bro up

[misty violet]

He took flying lessons bro

He got T-Bone’d by a car who failed to yield

Bike is fucked, but maybe salvageable

[fossil wasp]

ah :( hope he’s okay

[tame hollow]

Crash course in flying i guess

[fresh bridge]

😭

[vernal jolt]

An image where it said I pronounce you husband and wife

This server is worse than north korea

[stone quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/banned-one-wrong-move-ban-server-aint-no-playground-gif-11464951596714631122

[vernal jolt]

I ain't 173

[eager wadi]

what are the chances of watching a smiity video and he ended up saying booba

[glacial nymph]

Chat, Help:
XXRIES

Don't try gray ones

[eager wadi]

ew crypto

nah youre on your own

[glacial nymph]

I find it fun hehe

[misty violet]

AHAHAHAHA

THATS BRILLIANT

[gaunt talon]

Series?

Can't think of anything else

[glacial nymph]

Chat

Give this man a genuis role

It's the right word lmao

🔥

[gaunt talon]

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[fresh bridge]

We need to have group gambling sessions in this server

And is this nickname permanent?

[gaunt talon]

You are level 10

I think you should be able to change it

[fresh bridge]

Let’s go I’m Euclid

But wasn’t me that changed it

It was the power hungry bloodlusted monster mod

Dj

[eager wadi]

you should be able to change it though

[fresh bridge]

Oh yeah I see it now

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-a-lil-server-na-na-boo-boo-lil-guy-lolipop-gif-2129366379164752221

[fresh bridge]

Fixed it

[jolly arrow]

100% approved 🔥

good name

[fresh bridge]

Ty

[gaunt talon]

Very evil name

[eager wadi]

!rename @fresh bridge Scrungo

[snow umbra]

Done.

[eager wadi]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[eager wadi]

look its scrungo

[fresh bridge]

told yall he was power hungry

[meager slate]

I think he has all the power

[eager wadi]

[fresh bridge]

which is why we need to band together

and take him down

REBEL

i like Scrungo tho

[meager slate]

Cant rebel against Nathan

He pays me well

[fresh bridge]

trading freedom for earthly pleasures and materials

[eager wadi]

i read that as REEE

[eager wadi]

yeah, those cat decorations and the trident + netherite ingot on mc

[olive forge]

!rep dj_nathan_

[snow umbra]

You have just given @eager wadi a reputation point!

[misty violet]

is that all auros worth?

[olive forge]

auro is the only maid in the server so yes

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[olive forge]

commands broken

[fresh bridge]

feel like this company pays its employees with silly cat photots

[olive forge]

1/3 of Hubert’s messages in the NW staff chat I would wager good money is just capybaras

[fresh bridge]

how much u wanna bet theres a framed photo of a capybara in the halls off northwood studios

[gaunt talon]

Do you mean Hubert's basement

[eager wadi]

ancient is

!seabunny

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[olive forge]

auro propaganda

[eager wadi]

sea bunny

[olive forge]

[fresh bridge]

what about southwood studios?

[olive forge]

[tough tapir]

Auro is

[fresh bridge]

guys

i love dj nathan hes the coolest most awesomest mod ever right guys?

(please let my familly go)

[eager wadi]

yummy

[fresh bridge]

capybarmnya

[eager wadi]

lets see

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[eager wadi]

nope, you are

[orchid kraken]

@eager wadi

[gaunt talon]

Kojima productions Bbirownrn b coo6wectbe Steam

[eager wadi]

wuh

i dont speak spanish

[meager slate]

false information

[olive forge]

^

[orchid kraken]

Kojima was showing off art made by players Death stranding, very first image was by someone named
"Пошёл нахуй"="Go fuck yourself"

[eager wadi]

the world for once, became brilliant

[plucky wigeon]

gramps please censor the word j*b next time

it can be really offence....

[eager wadi]

broke...

[fresh bridge]

and Emplym*nt too please

[eager wadi]

blud lives in britian and calls himself lone wolf

💔

[plucky wigeon]

ur actually officially kos forever

[fresh bridge]

"gramps" how old are you dj

[eager wadi]

23

[fresh bridge]

holy uncle

[eager wadi]

i go by unc

[plucky wigeon]

23 x 7

[misty violet]

Bro is a unc

[fresh bridge]

get started on your will

[viral thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/job-job-application-jobless-gif-2757097081210871087

[plucky wigeon]

remember to write down remove 096 on the will too

[fresh bridge]

NOOOOOO

[misty violet]

@eager wadi youre close to retirement age

[plucky wigeon]

please stop posting NSFW.

[fresh bridge]

DO SSOMETHJING MODERATORS

[viral thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-foxes-cute-snow-poke-gif-9290384749482771871

[eager wadi]

probably in turkey but not here

[misty violet]

I AM NOT TURKISH

WHAT

[eager wadi]

[fresh bridge]

dawg its NSF because W stands for W8rk

[orchid kraken]

Who will replace dj nathan when he retires?

[plucky wigeon]

nsfl..

[fresh bridge]

auro idk

[misty violet]

Auro

[gaunt talon]

Dj nathan 2

[eager wadi]

not safe for liberal

[fresh bridge]

DJ nathan can never be rrreplaced

[viral thorn]

Not Safe For Letravail ?

[fresh bridge]

especially in my heart

[eager wadi]

@meager slate youre promoted

[fresh bridge]

NSFG

[eager wadi]

to Sea Bunny Manager

[orchid kraken]

Not safe for London

[meager slate]

FINALLY

GIMME OVERSEER

[plucky wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-i-show-speed-crash-out-funny-gif-8363744719394755136

nope dont

[meager slate]

OH

[eager wadi]

lmao

[fresh bridge]

already know auro is gonna abuse powers and cause even more destability in the middlle east

[meager slate]

been here for 3 years..

[plucky wigeon]

mr dad should become the new manager after nathan is on his deathbed

not far away anyway from that he only has a few years left on him

[meager slate]

The only thing mr.dad will be is dead

mark my words

[eager wadi]

defeating mr.dad like defeating dragut...

[fresh bridge]

fr bros old asl

get started on ur will

23 is innnnsane tho

guys

i have this wierd side effect

whenever i gullp down a whole ccan of C4 my body starts itching

is there a patch yet?

[fading surge]

a can of... c4?

[fresh bridge]

yeah

[gentle barn]

Hai silly man

[eager wadi]

hello person that cant eat pizza right

[fresh bridge]

how can u not eat pizza right?

[gentle barn]

When are we gonna become frienss 👉👈

[fresh bridge]

start from the crust?

[gentle barn]

Nono

[tame hollow]

Well ...

I eat pizza like a taco from time to time

[gentle barn]

Well .

[fresh bridge]

Dj is a nonchalant lone wollf

[tame hollow]

[fresh bridge]

he doesnt do friends

he does enemies

[eager wadi]

he doesnt eat the crust

[fresh bridge]

yeah ban him

[gentle barn]

Not if its hard

[fresh bridge]

crust is the best part

[gentle barn]

If its soft it wont hurt my mouth

[fresh bridge]

are we deaduzz?

[gaunt talon]

I do that sometimes

[gentle barn]

Imagine i just cut myself while the bread goes down my throath

No thanks

[stone quiver]

it's a good day to post a meme to the people that doesn't know language that is in meme

[tame hollow]

Depends on the pizza for me. Italian pizza? Crust is a must.
Store bought pizza where the crust is as dense as diamond? Not my thing really

[fresh bridge]

whats next u dont eat bananas with ketchup?

[eager wadi]

you dont understand

[gaunt talon]

Depends on how hungry I am

[eager wadi]

he doesnt eat the crust of the pizza and his hand is always covered in sauce

[tame hollow]

Hold my strawberry jam and cheese sandwich

[fresh bridge]

are u making fun of my taste?

listen

[tame hollow]

Absolutely

[fresh bridge]

u might think im joking

[tame hollow]

I make fun of anyone

[fresh bridge]

but it is a good combo

[tame hollow]

And everyone

[gentle barn]

Its funny how i actually got a full video made from reactions to the image

[fresh bridge]

it sounds bad but its kinda good

[gentle barn]

Yeah. You taste like grapes

Shower

[fresh bridge]

thats a threat btw

[gentle barn]

The knife

[fresh bridge]

yeah

[gentle barn]

I can use it to cut more pizza

[fresh bridge]

listen

[gentle barn]

Listening

[fresh bridge]

if my italian goons see this message tehy will come for you

[eager wadi]

a true person of equality

[gentle barn]

Good luck

[fresh bridge]

what do you know about equality gramps if you been through the time period of slavery

[fresh bridge]

wth

[eager wadi]

the british

[fresh bridge]

hate them

as a su perior bostonian

superior*

[eager wadi]

bosnian?

[gentle barn]

I kinda woek outside Newcastle

Ish 26 hours out to sea

[fresh bridge]

nno BOSTON

[fresh bridge]

how do u go through a drive thru

[gentle barn]

Based on who?

[gentle barn]

Uber

[fresh bridge]

lmk if u see my homie

he went onnn a trip in the ocean

i think througgh oceangate

[gentle barn]

He on his way

[gentle barn]

😭

[fresh bridge]

havent heard from him in a while

[gentle barn]

What server do you play

[fresh bridge]

wdym

dawg can u even play in the ocean

[keen verge]

#official-content-creators

[tame hollow]

Das who i am

[silent idol]

Bosnian

[vagrant ermine]

Just performed in st patricks parade in Ireland and holy there's a lot of people

[eager wadi]

youre shocked about a holiday thats mostly celebrated in ireland?

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[fresh bridge]

Do not insult me

[silent idol]

Good looking Bosnian

[fresh bridge]

Thank you for the good looking part but Bosnian is an insult

[fading surge]

B*snian

[fresh bridge]

That’s like calling somebody polish

[fresh bridge]

Exactly

[silent idol]

Good looking Hungarian

[fresh bridge]

I’m not hungry

[silent idol]

Good looking...

[strange trellis]

mountain croatian

[silent idol]

Belgian

[fresh bridge]

I go bro Balkan

[fading surge]

Balkan rage

[fresh bridge]

Exactly

[fading surge]

Those who knows

[fresh bridge]

The noradrenaline

Those who Pakistani sit💀

Where you from the Vulpi?

Istg if you say Belarus

[silent idol]

Ah ah

Good looking Turkish

[fresh bridge]

One insult away from a block🤓

Nah but Turkish is an insane insult

[silent idol]

Good looking Greek.

*?

[fresh bridge]

Yeah fine sure whatever

[silent idol]

Phew

[silent idol]

Belarus

[fresh bridge]

Was about to unleash my Balkan rage

[fresh bridge]

Good looking for a Belarusian

[silent idol]

I put the Bella in Bellarusian

[eager wadi]

one way to say britian

[fresh bridge]

I put the handsome in American

[eager wadi]

so you arent handsome or arent american

[fresh bridge]

Aren’t Americans

I live there tho

[silent idol]

[fresh bridge]

Great country

Really underrated

Underground fr

[eager wadi]

welcome to the underground

how was the fall

[eager wadi]

im sorry for your loss

[fresh bridge]

Wdym it’s great here

https://tenor.com/view/sonfys-nervios-gif-8896313124420390361

[eager wadi]

no it aint

[fresh bridge]

It ain’t

Trump messing us up fr fr

Massachusetts it great tho

[fresh bridge]

As long as it’s not Roman in Romania

[silent idol]

Roma in Romania instead

[fresh bridge]

Idk Romania seems worse then America

[eager wadi]

Roma-nia

[fresh bridge]

Dj furry confirmed?

[eager wadi]

what

no im not you

[fresh bridge]

I’m not furry

😭

[viral thorn]

no furry in sight

[eager wadi]

your avatar says so lil bro...

[fresh bridge]

It’s sinister mark but a cat

[eager wadi]

yeah see

[fading surge]

cant you like

crop the image?

[eager wadi]

literally

[fresh bridge]

Too lazy😭😭😭

[eager wadi]

youre on phone

[fresh bridge]

Ik

Still

[fading surge]

'Too lazy'

but has the strength to chat here

[viral thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-huh-m4rtin-huh-huh-meme-what-cat-gif-27377993

[fading surge]

💔 🥀

[fresh bridge]

Well

Dj Nathan needs to save his strength

[vernal jolt]

Ugly cat

[fresh bridge]

Might pop his back😭

Nathan

The end is inching ever so closer

It’s unavoidable

[fresh bridge]

It is not ugly

No cat is

Except Persian cats and those ugly hairless ones

[rocky adder]

Professional gay here to fact check: True

[eager wadi]

thats gay

[rocky adder]

Also I will not accept Persian cat hate

[viral thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-cat-asking-to-be-gif-20285714

[fresh bridge]

Dawg not what I meant😭

[fresh bridge]

U gotta admit they be ugly asf

[rocky adder]

They are kinda scrunkly that is true

[fresh bridge]

Not crinkly not funky not lunch

Lunky

Just ugly

[rocky adder]

No

[fresh bridge]

This is cute

[rocky adder]

I see a threat I don’t know what you see

[fresh bridge]

Huh

[rocky adder]

I know what I see in those eyes

[fresh bridge]

That’s the funny part cassette

Since birth she’s had weird eyes

They never look straight

So either you’re lying or a psychic

She’s so ugly

But cute

[rocky adder]

No she isn’t

That’s a sweetheart

Not ugly

[fresh bridge]

Idk

She’s bites like a mf

[rocky adder]

Looks like it lol

[simple abyss]

@tight ermine cat hate in progress kill them

[fresh bridge]

Still cute?

Didn’t think so

[rocky adder]

I mean

[simple abyss]

Just bite back?

[fresh bridge]

Alr bro

[rocky adder]

If I took a photo of you while you were yawning

You’d say you don’t look great either

[fresh bridge]

I’d look amazing

[deft fjord]

I went to ugly cat village and that cat was the only resident 🔥

[rocky adder]

No you wouldn’t

[fresh bridge]

Well u don’t have one of me yawning so irrelevant claim

[rocky adder]

No Persian cats?

My point is proven

[fresh bridge]

It’s filled with Persian cats

[rocky adder]

I trust Mikels word over yours

[high hinge]

[rocky adder]

True

[fresh bridge]

Why tho

[rocky adder]

Several reasons

[deft fjord]

I think they look goofy but in an endearing way

Like they’ve never experienced a single thought

[rocky adder]

Exactly!!!

They’re silly

[fresh bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-cat-kitty-funny-cat-happy-gif-17689495

[deft fjord]

Bro is onto nothing

[fresh bridge]

Telling me this is endearing?

[fresh bridge]

Point proven

They so ugly😭

The fact they’re fluffy carries

[rocky adder]

I think all cats are wonderful except that one that lives with me

She’s okay

[fresh bridge]

Same here😭

Wish I could trade her

[shrewd gull]

[rocky adder]

Man I was saying that as a bit :(

[fresh bridge]

Oh

Same

I love she’s just an asshole

[rocky adder]

That’s most cats

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/milioe-cat-kitten-meow-meowing-gif-15348765359288145842

[fresh bridge]

Bites me hard asf but is a sweetie to my sisters

[rocky adder]

They’re either assholes

Or stupid

[fresh bridge]

Yeah I love all cats

But I do find Persian cats ugly

I love them

But seriously

[shrewd gull]

Felines are the best

[fresh bridge]

Mhm

[fresh bridge]

Preach henry

[fading surge]

Absolutely correct

https://tenor.com/view/yes-gif-7339460555005205904

[rocky adder]

Persian cats are just like

[fresh bridge]

Dogs are worse

[rocky adder]

Little grumps

[fresh bridge]

Not really

But I was attacked by one at a young age so I’m really biased

[rocky adder]

Oh that explains it all

[shrewd gull]

Truth nuke

[fresh bridge]

Been a dream to own a husky tho

[rocky adder]

I love huskies they’re so loud

[shrewd gull]

Wolf like dogs are all nice

[fading surge]

those cats well-known over the internet as 'floppa' are so aggressive tho that i feel a pure hatred towards them

[rocky adder]

I have the exact opposite of that

[tame hollow]

Why is cleaning bathrooms so laaaame.

[fresh bridge]

Nope

I love floppas

[tame hollow]

On the upside, shelves mounted

[fresh bridge]

Plus the reason they’re like that

[tame hollow]

[fresh bridge]

Is cause they can’t meow so hissing is their alternative

Ever notice why they never attack their owners

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/caracal-big-floppa-flop-fo-gif-18296053

[rocky adder]

She’s homophobic