general-chat

[tame hollow]

:D

[quick knot]

You never know what an anomaly can do

[rocky adder]

I don’t mean to say it’s bad

But

[valid silo]

I think it's true!!

[quick knot]

Better to contain it

[rocky adder]

I hate the “it’s just beyond human’s ability to comprehend”

[cinder sapphire]

serpent hand are the true good guys @valid silo

[cinder sapphire]

true

[valid silo]

Exactly!

So you can drop it on your enemies and watch it ravage them!

[rocky adder]

If it’s not like the Cthulhu stuff I hate that

[valid silo]

Hahaha

[tame hollow]

Its magic, unga bunga doesnt like magic

Unga bunga hit it with stone

[rocky adder]

If it’s magic it plays by it’s own rules

[quick knot]

Drop it on them then the anomaly turns on you or the public finds out

Now more people are against you

[valid silo]

I think it's fair to think that humans have an understanding cieling

[cinder sapphire]

most of modern science would be considered to be magic at this point

[valid silo]

We aren't an all knowing specie

[cinder sapphire]

lets face it

[valid silo]

Explainable magic

So not really magic

[cinder sapphire]

ya for sure quantum mechnaics

explainable magic

for sure

[valid silo]

It is

!!!

A big part of it is the fact

We don't even understand it fully

[cinder sapphire]

people that say that have no idea anything about that

[valid silo]

We have reached a point in human understanding where people believe humans knoe everything there is to know

Which is in fact NOT true

[quick knot]

I have never seen anyone think that

[tame hollow]

We tricked stones into thinking, we're able to do anything

[quick knot]

Considering how much we know exist that we don't understand

[cinder sapphire]

if you explain quantum mechanics to most people back in the day

[rocky adder]

Hard disagree

[quick knot]

You would probably be put on trial as a witch

[cinder sapphire]

they would think it is magic

[quick knot]

Hanged

Or jailed

[cinder sapphire]

for a reason

superposition for example

[valid silo]

That's fair!!!

[quick knot]

"Look at this device that lets me harness electricy"

"THIS PERSON IS USING GOD'S POWER! EXECUTE THEM!"

[cinder sapphire]

electron uncertainty cloud

[quick knot]

Of course

This ignores the fact they would kill you right away for speaking a different language

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[quick knot]

Or just toss you in a ditch

[tame hollow]

Speaking enchantment table

[quick knot]

If you are lucky they probably just think you are speaking the language of the gods and get some random to "translate"

[rocky adder]

“She says god wants Gary dead”

[valid silo]

Funny how the convo went from "funny green guys" to "you can't explain knowledge to people of the past"

!!!!

[rocky adder]

Yeah

Y’all wanna talk about music or something

[valid silo]

I led the guard is peak!

(It's a lion guard song!)

[fallow kite]

E

[rocky adder]

Ah nice

Can’t say I’ve heard of them

What kind of stuff do they do

[steep summit]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/878677719615930388/1196094961582612610/gingerbread-hello-cat.gif

[rocky adder]

Hello Huber

[strong dune]

It’s the guy

[rocky adder]

It’s

Can you believe it

[tame hollow]

Hello hoobert

[steep summit]

hello

[summer wave]

scp sl in vr

[rocky adder]

How are you doing Hubert

[steep summit]

im good

working on something big!!

[summer wave]

oh the staff be talking

i dip

[rocky adder]

Hell yeah

[valid silo]

Yippe!!!

[strong dune]

The game?

[steep summit]

yes

[summer wave]

vruh what else

😔

[steep summit]

the spider

[rocky adder]

You lost the game

What

[valid silo]

A few months ago I was like waiting on 3 updates (zomboid worldbox and sl) updates

[strong dune]

Go find it

[valid silo]

It almost made me go crazy!!

[summer wave]

how is this gonna play out for arachnopobics

a no leg toggle

[tame hollow]

THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER

[summer wave]

😔

[eager wadi]

hi hubert

[steep summit]

they will all die

[rocky adder]

https://tenor.com/view/giant-spider-enemy-spider-gif-15912591

[summer wave]

sounds great!!! i quit fr

[valid silo]

Man that game was so peak

It gives me nostolgia

[summer wave]

also i have question about level design since you seem like a person in charge of things

[rocky adder]

“Seem like a person in charge of things”

[summer wave]

is it planned for most of those random small doors that r on lockdown to eventually have stuff behind them

[summer wave]

senior admin override

[valid silo]

I think the deadends will either be removed or

[summer wave]

a role you do not have (no offense) therefore hes probably higher rank

[valid silo]

Replaced with

[quick knot]

Solution

[valid silo]

None deadend rooms

[quick knot]

This will clearly fix every issue in SL

[summer wave]

hes also working on spider so hes a dev

[quick knot]

All bugs and balancing fixed

[summer wave]

yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rocky adder]

Do you actually not know who Hubert is lol

[summer wave]

no im stupid i only play this game bc i always watch the youtubers and im the type of idiot who reads the scp wiki

[valid silo]

Omg

This is actually the funniest shit ever

[rocky adder]

Why do you keep putting yourself down

[valid silo]

Funnier than that guy that didn't know who hubert was

[rocky adder]

Like you don’t have to keep calling yourself an idiot

[summer wave]

i think im slightly depressed idk

[valid silo]

Back in an old drama!!

[summer wave]

dw about it

[rocky adder]

This is a game about SCP

[summer wave]

yes very spooky

oooo

[rocky adder]

A lot of us read articles

[summer wave]

yeah but across communities its not so universal

like rust

well they hate everything so ig its a given there

[valid silo]

I genuinly read that as "you don't have to keep calling yourself an idiot, idiot."

😭

[rocky adder]

Lmao

[summer wave]

theyll do it for me yipee!!!!

the burden is lifted

anyway i cant wait for the update that kills everyone that doesnt like spiders

[jade dune]

hi hubert

[steep summit]

hi

[valid silo]

Omg wheatley

[jade dune]

have you ever heard of this game called: SCP: Secret Laboratory, ?

[rocky adder]

Doubt it

[summer wave]

its wheat man!!!!!!!!!!!

best day of life i finally meet the wheat

[valid silo]

I love that sticker holy

Is that a beer in his hand

[summer wave]

i didnt get to the part of portal 2 where i think he kills you

[valid silo]

Lmao

[jade dune]

but hubert can you be my friend?

[rocky adder]

No it’s Bloxy Cola

[valid silo]

BEER

[summer wave]

look on the far right he just ran over someone

[valid silo]

ROOT BEER

THAT'S ROOT BEER

[valid silo]

I can be your friend...

[summer wave]

oh wait this is hubert?

i didnt notice

genuinely

[jade dune]

I want huburbterbt to be my friend but thanks for the offer but double it and give it to the next person

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/pusheen-lazy-sleepy-gif-12639436694103901770

[valid silo]

Who's the next perosn...

[summer wave]

he got the whole bowl to take 2

[valid silo]

Bro you have sent me on a mission

[jade dune]

mrbeast

[valid silo]

Who's fhe next 2 people I gotta be their friend

😭

[summer wave]

hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jade dune]

one thing hubert gaming toast inpersonated you once ban him NOW

[vital crystal]

[valid silo]

Wait

Am I schizo

Did something

Grt deleted

[rocky adder]

Hello gravy

[tame hollow]

Hello gravy

[fossil wasp]

hi!!!

[jade dune]

@steep summit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSzZr0KpYDc&t=780s 1:23 gaming toast impersonated you ban him NOW!!!!!

[fossil wasp]

hi!!!

[summer wave]

Hello gravy

[rocky adder]

How are you doing?

[valid silo]

Okay this guy is gonna die!!

[fossil wasp]

hi!!!

[fossil wasp]

good u?

also @jade dune cut it out

[rocky adder]

Eh I’m alright

[valid silo]

Moderators!! Throw him in the still water

[rocky adder]

Might be going to a zoo

[valid silo]

Those who snows..

[jade dune]

sowy :C

[tame hollow]

I eated too much

Tummy horr

[tame hollow]

Youch

[summer wave]

eeted too moch,,,

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/pusheen-gif-19397950

take pics if u do

[rocky adder]

Will do!

Also Joseph dude I had a stomach ache all day yesterday

Shit sucked

[valid silo]

Stomach aches are the worst!

[tight ermine]

How'd that turn out for you 💀

[hearty frigate]

hello

btw my name is zer0

[rancid dome]

Not so good by the looks

[valid silo]

Mom and grandmother have IBS so I'm def next in line and every time I have a stomech ache I wonder if I finally got if lol

[rocky adder]

You can change your nickname

[summer wave]

real question why dont scramble goggles exist in scpsl

[tame hollow]

:(

[rocky adder]

I have acid reflux from my mom it sucks lol

[rancid dome]

They can't, yet

[rocky adder]

Item that counters one SCP

[summer wave]

not even low battery power nerfed ones

[rancid dome]

Needs like lvl 5 iirc

[rocky adder]

OH ALRIGHT

[hearty frigate]

I cant actually

[rocky adder]

Oh oops

Caps

[tame hollow]

I never had acid reflux

[rocky adder]

Nickname perms at level five…

[tight ermine]

I used to as a baby

[tame hollow]

Lucky me i guess

[valid silo]

I had an acid reflux yesterday it was horrible

[rancid dome]

@fossil wasp should change this person's nick :)

[tame hollow]

EDS enabled me to eat so much its awful

[tight ermine]

@fossil wasp!!!!

[rocky adder]

I used to have it bad enough to where I would be struggling to breathe for a second when it flared up

[valid silo]

I was fasting so it was just pure acid and it burned the roof of my mouth lmao

[rocky adder]

That shit would burn my throat on bad days

[tame hollow]

Yikes

[valid silo]

Had to swallow it back cuz I couldn't just throw it on the carpet

Horrifying

[rancid dome]

Wonder if the command still does the thing

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[rancid dome]

It does

[fossil wasp]

🫡

[tough tapir]

;-;

[rocky adder]

It’s just Ancient rn lol

[amber ether]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-gambling-gamblecore-slots-addiction-gif-13719756177810728433

[rancid dome]

Yeah lol

[fossil wasp]

!rename flamingo4ew zer0

[snow umbra]

Done.

[rancid dome]

[tame hollow]

[fossil wasp]

!!!

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-hat-gif-24889203

dapper joseph

[rancid dome]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 22 minutes, 25 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[rancid dome]

That's it I'm going to bed

[rocky adder]

Rip lol

[visual acorn]

Xd

[tight ermine]

@unkempt tree

[strong dune]

Marketing specialists be like

What if we gave the community an update

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[steep summit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1166336095718481991/1322989972101533737/absolutecinema.gif

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-lol-arcane-absolute-cinema-absolutecinema-gif-2823717891940156292

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-shadow-shadow-the-hedgehog-shadow-absolute-cinema-gif-11357734032629135578

[coarse pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/sancho-sancho-limbus-sancho-canto-7-canto-7-canto-7-limbus-gif-14334152630275618064

ew

no gif(

[frank coral]

not again...

[jolly arrow]

balkan rage + mango + umba lumba 💀

[jolly arrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1159759794295545928/1333655308416974888/nk-image-edit-caption-gdn6nxus.gif

[ocean stump]

is there like a channel to give ideas for the game ? cuz ngl controller support would be awesome

[coarse pendant]

aaaaw i can't send gifs

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1341408817392521300/1348368326597808208/attachment.gif

noooo

my gif with my cat

:ε

[strong dune]

You’re gonna have to level up

Meaning youre going to have to

Dare I say it

Socialize

[coarse pendant]

i understand

[coarse pendant]

soci...what?

[rocky adder]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[coarse pendant]

sorry that too hard for me to understand

[rocky adder]

Send messages
Level up
Get embed perms

[coarse pendant]

ok

thx

[quick knot]

https://tenor.com/view/i-got-embed-perms-gif-2306837263009398517

[near valley]

pull up we making buck friday night

[jolly arrow]

There are still people with no embed perms?
Ha 💸 Ha 💸 Ha 💸 Ha 💸

[coarse pendant]

good strings from song

i love it

[near valley]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-durden-gif-24812468

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/tree-wise-tree-freaky-laughing-rich-laugh-gif-15557946362957196968

[coarse pendant]

miracle aligner sounds like smth good

so

[tame hollow]

Who needs leveling up anyway

[coarse pendant]

from song text i understand that he staff dealer ☠️

good song

[rocky adder]

True…

[tame hollow]

I wonder how many messages i sent in here

Including pre-discord-rework times

[rocky adder]

No clue

[jolly arrow]

what the fuck

[sterile crater]

ive been here since like 2019 and sent a grand total of 7

[coarse pendant]

AHAHHAHAHAH

[tame hollow]

Listen, we had two discord reworks at least

Its probably well in the 200.000 region

[tame hollow]

Can you check in NW

Or wait

Someone from security should do

[rocky adder]

On mobile so I can only see “1,000+” rn

And yeah that too

[jolly arrow]

bro how many years ago were you last outside

[tame hollow]

@meager slate can you check darling

[tame hollow]

Today, at work

[coarse pendant]

no no no

[jolly arrow]

yea sure buddy

[coarse pendant]

okay

[tame hollow]

I've been a member since 2018 lmao

[coarse pendant]

how many age ago you go TO WALK

just walk

on nature or smth like

[tame hollow]

Video and photo evidence from 2nd march

[fossil wasp]

7 years?!

[tame hollow]

Absolutely

[coarse pendant]

for nitro too

[valid silo]

Wait 2018 was 7 years ago?

Goddamn I feel old as hell

[rocky adder]

Joseph joined in when I was 13

[tame hollow]

I aint broke

[coarse pendant]

lovely

[valid silo]

It still feels like 2018 wad 2 years ago

[tame hollow]

[valid silo]

😭

[tame hollow]

[jolly arrow]

thats it, based on the stars ill track down your exact coordinates, then ill find out how you look like in IRL and THEN ILL DRAW YOU PREGNANT

YOU ARE AT MY MERCY

[coarse pendant]

so

[tame hollow]

I am living in northern germany, so have fun

[coarse pendant]

i was amm

[rocky adder]

You can just ask him

[coarse pendant]

in 2009 i was borned

in 2018

[jolly arrow]

Moin oin fischbröttchen büdde

[coarse pendant]

oh

and so,in 2018 i create my first acc in discord

[tame hollow]

Krabbenbrötchen wenn scho

[coarse pendant]

i was nine oh

[tame hollow]

Lovely day

[glossy coyote]

Actually

[coarse pendant]

good

[rocky adder]

Oh that is quite nice

[glossy coyote]

I’m deleting that message that sounds weird

[coarse pendant]

i can't send

aaaahhh

[tame hollow]

💀

[rocky adder]

Here’s a photo I got recently

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-awkward-awkward-dog-staring-dog-patchibana-gif-13086408744970718509

[coarse pendant]

oh wait

stickers from another servers

[jolly arrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1159759794295545928/1333655308416974888/nk-image-edit-caption-gdn6nxus.gif

[tame hollow]

This ones a banger as well

[glossy coyote]

What I tried to say is that I was around here in 2017

[fossil wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1159759794295545928/1333655308416974888/nk-image-edit-caption-gdn6nxus.gif

[rocky adder]

Hey gravy you were the one who asked me to take photos right

[fossil wasp]

ja!

of da animals

[rocky adder]

Got it

[coarse pendant]

vencord for help cause i had nitro until.i have money

fuck

[rocky adder]

Looks like I am going to the zoo so I’ll dm you photos cause I would rather not publicly give people to ability to figure out where I am

[coarse pendant]

my all stickers from ru discords

[fossil wasp]

sounds good!

[coarse pendant]

all

like a

aa

[tame hollow]

Too late

[tame hollow]

I am in your wallet

[fading surge]

people can do that?

[rocky adder]

I didn’t bring my wallet with me

[coarse pendant]

sticker was blocked

[rocky adder]

Kinda but also I’m just paranoid

[cinder sapphire]

just ban them they did it yesterday

[rocky adder]

Joseph are you just at my house

[cinder sapphire]

they obv a troll

[fossil wasp]

he got locked up

[coarse pendant]

aaaaaah i can't send stickers with fakenitro from.vencord

noooooo

[cinder sapphire]

ah

[fossil wasp]

i feel that in my soul

[glacial nymph]

Elo elo

It's been a while

[fossil wasp]

WB!

[unkempt tree]

Yoooo, they sell these at the toy store near me

And the big ones as well

[glacial nymph]

!rep @fossil wasp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fossil wasp a reputation point!

[fossil wasp]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 11 hours, 38 minutes, 51 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[tame hollow]

Yes

[glacial nymph]

:p

[tame hollow]

It smells nice

[fossil wasp]

!remindme 12hr rep sg

[rocky adder]

Oh thank you I just cleaned the place the other day

[fossil wasp]

IT NO WORK

[tame hollow]

L

[glacial nymph]

Me when #bot-commands

Tyyyy

:3

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-jumping-jumping-cat-jumping-cat-gym-cat-jumping-gym-gif-3870098694296539016

[glacial nymph]

I've been down and distracted alot these last 2 weeks

Alot of things happened what can i say

[rocky adder]

[glacial nymph]

New emji

What did i miss

[rocky adder]

Not a lot

[fossil wasp]

glad ur doing okay!

[tiny furnace]

Hello

[rocky adder]

Hello

[fading surge]

Hello

[fossil wasp]

hello

[orchid kraken]

@gaunt talon words cannt describe how im laughing rn

[rocky adder]

“donation”

[cinder sapphire]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[cinder sapphire]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[rocky adder]

It’s all ancient?
Always has been

[tough tapir]

[tame hollow]

You should check huberts games owned

[gaunt talon]

The game is peak

[strong dune]

Scp SL:

0 hour of playtime total

Overwatch:

800 hours of playtime total

[gaunt talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407075419586560/1319420175077998664/image.png?ex=67d3fa8b&is=67d2a90b&hm=d55a29844d988d159e13af81b9c496ec75fbde7fc8c9eac62b3c477eefff5564&

[strong dune]

I pretend not to see

[trim hawk]

If someone in pjsk does YAMINABE on master and gets a all perfect, lock them in scp contamination

Hell even a full combo

That thing isn't fucking human.

[fading surge]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-hatsune-miku-vocaloid-gif-26481947

[tame hollow]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[fading surge]

https://tenor.com/view/relatable-hood-irony-gif-13756733498746010969

[verbal grove]

Chat should I eat noodles or pasta

[fading surge]

Noodles

[jolly arrow]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 6 hours, 17 minutes, 3 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[honest junco]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[humble wind]

Mobile Task Force Unit, Epsilon-11, designated, Ghostbusters "[ECHO]-[7], has entered the workshop. All remaining personnel are advised to seek shelter in the nearest gingerbread house, MTF squad reaches your destination. Awaiting recontainment of [4] SCP subject(s).

[tame hollow]

!seabunny

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[wicked spade]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[jolly arrow]

@hydra nnn

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-12756433236776117962

[glacial nymph]

Can we heal this guy?

[boreal ether]

nah he gone

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-meme-dead-death-bad-ending-gif-26049237

[tame hollow]

I love cars so much

[somber raptor]

so

apparently

[topaz cosmos]

https://i.redd.it/m1f4yfgbxrfc1.gif

i ahve an idea.....

[tame hollow]

I think????

[topaz cosmos]

what if instead of this icon

https://tenor.com/view/cat-petting-cat-scp-scp-containment-breach-gif-9727177371314582459

[somber raptor]

there's no italian wikipedia page for the Quadratic Formula

[topaz cosmos]

it was the subnautica palm icon

[valid silo]

Unironically I LOVE games that have interaction symbols being hands

Amnesia seriese my beloved

[strange trellis]

what about games that make your cursor a little gauntlet

[tranquil jolt]

Oh man

I know this is rarely spoken

But

The s24U screen scratch resistant is awful

[woeful whale]

Dungeon keeper 2's cursor is the best

[strong dune]

3114 thinks hes part of the team

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dog-staring-at-sun-cute-dog-dog-closed-eyes-dog-staring-at-sunset-gif-10310895250239531072

[sharp skiff]

why not both

[lean totem]

PASTA

[ancient quiver]

can you get achievements in internet servers

non official ones

[glacial nymph]

No way...

[polar spade]

Yes

[tawny vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/toucan-bird-loaf-loafing-animal-gif-16156592159053577301

[turbid ledge]

conditions

[somber raptor]

why are you blue

[valid silo]

Thos is the kind of blue that hurts my eyes

[south scroll]

Guys this chat is exclusively for talking about generals

I personally really like Hannibal

[cinder sapphire]

Who wants to solve a math problem I have

yes or no

[fading surge]

Perchance

[tame hollow]

whats the math problem @cinder sapphire

[tawny vapor]

I like it, it's a nice color

[cinder sapphire]

I am sorry: d/dx ln (3x^(2x^(2x+5x^(2x+5)+5x+6)+5)/(x^2(x^(86x^(6x)+6x)+6x+5)

[tame hollow]

for what in the hell is that

[polar spade]

Scipio is better
He destroyed Hannibal

[cinder sapphire]

I wanted to do it to someone else

calculus

[polar spade]

Nope

[cinder sapphire]

what it is not hard

[novel otter]

Am I able to make reports for Northwood here

[polar spade]

I havent done calculus in ages

[south scroll]

Only reason Hannibal lost is because of Carthaginian politics

Scipio just copied Hannibal

[polar spade]

Still lost

[gilded timber]

Depends what they are about, what are you looking to report?

[south scroll]

Tbf compared to most Romans scipio is based

[novel otter]

Got a dude in Northwood Canada 3 saying the n word multiple times and killing detained d-boys

[south scroll]

But he’s out here pretending he’s part divine so scipio can suck my balls

[gilded timber]

!nwofficials

[snow umbra]

https://discord.gg/nwofficials

[novel otter]

thanks

[gilded timber]

No problem

[cinder sapphire]

it is worse because it is a X^(2x^(2x) like problem

[woeful whale]

150$

[cinder sapphire]

exponent of a exponent are challenging

and a ln and /

[lean totem]

what is this

[polar spade]

Dont you have to chain rule that shit

[quick knot]

Mods

[lean totem]

ban yourself from the server

[quick knot]

CASSIE is advertising again

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[lean totem]

im not doing that derivative

[woeful whale]

Calculate the reverse hash of 38249232

[lean totem]

thats awful

[cinder sapphire]

and you have to do a 1/x/x for the answer

[cinder sapphire]

I made a worse one before

[polar spade]

CASSIE has become self aware. Has to be decommissioned

[woeful whale]

dw

[lean totem]

thats not a real problem

[cinder sapphire]

it is

[woeful whale]

!wran @snow umbra advertising

[snow umbra]

@woeful whale has wranned CASSIE Reason: advertising

[cinder sapphire]

you can solve it

[lean totem]

uh huh

yeah

[cinder sapphire]

you need like a lnx= 1/x; chain rule; product rule; quotient rule; power rule; exponetnial rule; and log properties

to do it

but it is possible

[cinder sapphire]

that website usually cannot do it

ya

or it doesnt simplfy it

[fading surge]

Wtf is this 😭

[south scroll]

The answer is 2

You’re welcome

[cinder sapphire]

my masterpiece

[lean totem]

calculus gets so much easier when you finish all your calculus classes

cause you dont actually have to do calculus anymore

or its just some shit like

find the derivative of 2x^2

[cinder sapphire]

calculus is fun

I dont know what you talking about

[lean totem]

uh huh

[cinder sapphire]

a lot funnier than trig

fuck trig

[lean totem]

no lmao

what

[fading surge]

You guys must like math sm

[lean totem]

trig is easy

as heck

[fading surge]

Future engineers

[lean totem]

ooh a triangle

[cinder sapphire]

trig is fucking annoying

the unit circle

ugh

[lean totem]

you just sin or tan an angle and you get the answer

oh i never memorized that

[cinder sapphire]

that is the thing

I had to

[lean totem]

i somehow got through all of calculus and differential equations without knowing it

[cinder sapphire]

it come up in advanced calculus as well

[lean totem]

all of calculus meaning like, calculus classes 1-3

[cinder sapphire]

fuck trig

my bane

[woeful whale]

I love this comic and the artist

[cinder sapphire]

it is funny to type it in google as well @lean totem

[honest junco]

Hi

https://tenor.com/view/stig-driving-saying-hi-gif-9226650

[verbal grove]

Bro do u know how expensive food is nowadays 😭🙏🙏

[strong dune]

Its literally free

Theres no cashiers anymore

[rocky adder]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[woeful whale]

!rep cassettequeen

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rocky adder a reputation point!

[true beacon]

hey i have no clue where else i would ask this im trying to host a server for like only 10 or so people all of which are close friends but when we play the hume shield seems really powerfull is there like a config i can change on my dedicated server to change hp of a scp

[strong dune]

Probably pluggings

[jolly arrow]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 3 hours, 14 minutes, 54 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[jolly arrow]

picl 💔💔

[tender spindle]

I think for april fools they should change SCP 096's face to a handsome squidward

[strong dune]

Copyrighted

[jolly arrow]

i think for april fools we should uuhhhh capture and torture you

[tender spindle]

good luck trespassing

[jolly arrow]

good luck getting captured and tortured

[tame hollow]

!seabunny

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[tame hollow]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 5 hours, 40 minutes, 44 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[tame hollow]

Damn

[eager wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-gif-5848418847127216186

[tender spindle]

yeah that's fair... what about just chad looking face?

[strong dune]

No comment

[pseudo ivy]

[jolly arrow]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 2 hours, 44 minutes, 45 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[tight ermine]

!rep grveyrdbby

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fossil wasp a reputation point!

[shrewd gull]

[tender spindle]

They used to do April fools day events/ themes but they haven't done that in a long while now

[shrewd gull]

It’s only a day long event

[latent jackal]

April fools is dead

[gaunt talon]

Fools are dead

[latent jackal]

No fool..

[shrewd gull]

NW propaganda…

[latent jackal]

I mean, I guess. Yeah.

[strong dune]

April fools be like

We are adding fun into the game

For one day

[latent jackal]

The April fools joke is that there is no joke.
Go back to work.

[strong dune]

The joke is the tears that will be shed on April 2nd when we remove all the good content

[gaunt talon]

Hardest achievement in the game

[strong dune]

Spawn as d class

[tender spindle]

not really

[strong dune]

Find gun

Go to 914

Kill a white guy

Its that simple

[shrewd gull]

The hardest is that one where you have to be the last alive on your team

[strong dune]

Or make a guard card and make a gun to kill a white guy

[tender spindle]

"kill a white guy"

[gaunt talon]

That's easy

[shrewd gull]

How

[strong dune]

White coat

[lethal scroll]

I bought

Dino nuggies

[gaunt talon]

Low player servers

[tender spindle]

why not kill the tall white guy

[shrewd gull]

[strong dune]

That would be admitting that I am smaller

And I’m not killing my ego

[tender spindle]

tbf the tall white guy is also screaming and getting pissy that you stared at his ugly face

[strong dune]

Wait hold on

When I said white guy

I meant a scientist

[tender spindle]

i know what you mean

off topic... I joined this server back in 2018 and I was able to change my name on the server. When did that perm change?

[strong dune]

You can still change it

[gaunt talon]

Not low levels

[strong dune]

Why would not be the case

😭

[gaunt talon]

It was when they had to change bots

[tender spindle]

oh interesting

[strong dune]

I guess thats life

Take your time

[digital cedar]

Im in the club drinkin straight piss

[gaunt talon]

I'm drinking the non straight version

[digital cedar]

in the crib sippin on peepee

[gaunt talon]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-hospital-boulder-rock-earth-elemental-gif-7467216631534515949

[strong dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1349899763314589757/Awesomedazzledfragrant_377f7b_12355588.mp4?ex=67d4c79f&is=67d3761f&hm=b26dc64b67844b16deec0e342d594be100fe6b731f35d5814a130af7ea64f800&

[finite kelp]

it

[strong dune]

Took you long enough

[finite kelp]

I’m SICK

give me some TIME

[eager wadi]

!rep @bold talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @bold talon a reputation point!

[warped magnet]

Takes you longer

[strong dune]

I gotta make you wait to build my mysterious personality

https://tenor.com/view/piccolo-dbz-dragon-ball-piccolo-standing-on-tower-tower-gif-13558229454457057953

Do not heart me

[hybrid summit]

Every server is full how am i supposed to play 💔

[warped magnet]

Keep clicking

Someone leaves eventually

You’ll take their place

[hybrid summit]

man

😞

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-neat-part-you-dont-invincible-gif-27194608

[shrewd gull]

Conquest battle was peak

He’s literally me

[rigid locust]

kill orange people
kos all d class

[shrewd gull]

Guard Supremacy

[rocky adder]

Hello chat

[shrewd gull]

Howdy Cass

How goes it

[rocky adder]

Eh it’s going alright

Tried to play Pavlov with a friend on quest

Was quickly reminded why I do not do that

[steep kernel]

anti racists when they see the orange jumpsuit

[shrewd gull]

🧐

[rocky adder]

Non stop racism and jokes that center around endangering children

[shrewd gull]

Oh my god

[rocky adder]

Aka the least funny people to ever fucking exist

[shrewd gull]

How can a community of those same players have made it this far

[rocky adder]

They bounce off of each other

It’s an echo chamber

Genuinely had to change my quest pfp because I couldn’t play TTT without some fucking kid going “furry. Kick.”

And I would immediately get voted out of the lobby

[strong dune]

@rocky adder are you happy?

[shrewd gull]

Over a pfp is wild

I dunno how someone has the time for that

[rocky adder]

I’m slightly below neutral

[strong dune]

I see

[shrewd gull]

Boost your happiness

[strong dune]

Don’t say with drugs and alcohol

[shrewd gull]

I want more whimsical attitude

[strong dune]

Me too buddy

[rocky adder]

I am working on it

[misty violet]

Introducing Marshall Uber! The premium service for drunk friends needing a ride home

For the 3rd time tonight..

[shrewd gull]

Playing the space shuttle tonight Marsh?

[misty violet]

Apparently so

Wasn’t even aware I was until the phone started ringing

[shrewd gull]

On three separate occasions?

[misty violet]

Two trips from the same place, one from another place

Probably gonna end up with a 4th since I know someone else is also out tonighr

[shrewd gull]

Isn’t it late late time for you?

[misty violet]

2am

[shrewd gull]

2am and clubbing is kinda crazy

[misty violet]

I live in a city with major universities

Oxford

[shrewd gull]

Well that would make sense

[misty violet]

Most of my friends are either finishing their degree or starting their masters

[rocky adder]

That would indeed make sense

[misty violet]

Or just go clubbing because you only live once

And rhey know I won’t leave rhem without a ride home

Providing we stop for food

I can always eat

[shrewd gull]

They get a meal and a ride home

[misty violet]

They are living the dream

[shrewd gull]

I hope you get many thanks for your services

[misty violet]

It also gives me an excuse to move the car

[misty violet]

I do

Several dozen

When it’s me needing a ride home i forget I said thank you

And repeat it

[misty violet]

Might actually rename the car space shuttle

[shrewd gull]

You might aswell

[misty violet]

She’s quick enough to go into space

[final lance]

<alert> an unrestricted English man has entered the server <alert> [9 TAILED FOX] Deployed

Hey peeps

[misty violet]

That took you an entire 3 minutes to type

[final lance]

No only 2 mins 47 seconds

[fluid wolf]

I AM MUSIC

[final lance]

Hello music I'm dad

[fluid wolf]

I2 HOURS

[final lance]

GROUNDED

[fluid wolf]

I AM MUSIC

[final lance]

I AM DAD

[fluid wolf]

I AM MUSIC

[final lance]

I AM DAD

[misty violet]

And Im mom

You’re both grounded

[final lance]

Ahh damn, now see why you did

Right, back to 682 poop scooping

Wait if one of my songs get used can a have a D-Class tag lol

[tardy walrus]

you can get a pat on the head

[final lance]

Damn all my dreams would come ture hahaha

All I want is the demotion. Orange is my colour haha

[rancid dome]

@tight ermine Picked up something new to work on, a small side-project, rather

[misty violet]

time to figure out how much money i waste

[rancid dome]

Just gonna stitch up 2 songs into one. Basically the same song, but by two different bands, I like vocals on one more, and the instrumentals on the other one more lol

[finite kelp]

Ive had a soar throat for 2 days that won’t go away and it hurts so much that I can’t sleep and I just want it to go away

I’ve been sick 3 times in 2 months God hates me

[wispy tartan]

Nightquil/Dayquil + 2 Benadryl/ 1 Zirtec goes so hard at beating a sore throat's ass

[finite kelp]

I’ve been eating nothing but chicken noodle soup and microwave pancakes (the heat makes it feel better for a bit) and an advil every so often

sometimes a spoonful of honey

I hate using that cherry throat spray shit

[wispy tartan]

Yeah hot soup and general congestion medications will do the trick at healing a sore throat in less than a week

[finite kelp]

I’ll try this once my advil wears off

[wispy tartan]

Yeah it will prolly make you hella tired but it will fs take that soreness on the throat off for a while

[finite kelp]

I’ve been unable to get a good night’s sleep cause the dry air makes my throat hurt more, then I swallow instinctively in my sleep, and the pain wakes me up

I could use something that’ll knock me the fuck out

[wispy tartan]

yeah that'll do the trick fs. best of luck to that sore throat, makes you reminisce on the times you could breathe normally and took it for granted lmao

[finite kelp]

real shit

[misty violet]

so after doing an assessment of my bank account

I have no idea where nearly a grand a month is beign spent

I have some subscriptions that i dont even use

some still from BACK IN SCHOOL

[polar spade]

Fake ur death

A dead man can’t pay their debt

[wispy tartan]

Or... can he? Hey. Michael. VSauce here

https://tenor.com/view/vsause-michael-michael-vsause-vsause-michael-gif-25125732

[finite kelp]

Found a better solution

Took a melatonin and then grandma had me pop an edible

based grandma

[misty violet]

i have no idea what half of this shit is

[wispy tartan]

Ah, that brings me to my other solution, although that one willl definitely clear the sinuses

[finite kelp]

No no no no no my sinuses are completely fine

[wispy tartan]

Smoking SCP-420-J clears the sinuses quite well after all said coughing is done

gets my throat and nose fully right

[finite kelp]

My only symptom is ONLY the sore throat

[finite kelp]

I’m playing Doom 2016 on permadeath (been trying to beat it for awhile now) so I’ll see how far I can get before I forget my name

[wispy tartan]

if it's 100mg or more, give it a nice hour and a half

I played Subnautica off edibles and forgot to bring a heated knife down to the lava zone along with a few vital resources I needed at the time

[verbal grove]

Yk how come whenever I try to join a server with 24/25 it always says “server is full” and yet when I enter a server with 27/25 it lets me in 💔 this system makes no sense bruh

[fallow kite]

The server list updates are weird

[verbal grove]

Ong bro 😭🙏🙏

[fallow kite]

Fix needed 😔

[misty violet]

So does SCP-231-7

[misty violet]

^

Im thinking of rewriting an SCP

It looks like it was done by a 13 year old kid

And thats being kind.

I might try the lowest rated article on the wiki

Created 3 days ago 😭

[sleek estuary]

server list does not update in live time

[tardy walrus]

server list does not update in live time

[sleek estuary]

mf

[tardy walrus]

fuck carti bro

[sleek estuary]

istg I summoned u

hop on SL

i was gonna ask

[tardy walrus]

fuh no bruh

[misty violet]

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8294

What the fuck

Am I meant to do with this

How the fuck can I rewrite this while still keeping to the original authors idea.

[tardy walrus]

@sleek estuary aight fuck it tho might as well just stay up whole night

cuz mf dropping at 3 and i needa wake up at 5

[sleek estuary]

who what

[tardy walrus]

carti

[sleek estuary]

mid

[tardy walrus]

smd

[sleek estuary]

[cyan mango]

carti is dropping

its a good day

🫡

[verbal grove]

Is it bad that my pc is extremely hot to the touch whenever I play scp SL 😭🙏

[rancid dome]

Nah wdym that is one of SL's many features

https://tenor.com/view/laptop-smoking-fire-burning-lag-gif-19373925

[lavish hamlet]

My 4 year old laptop does fine on SCP:SL.

[wispy tartan]

If your PC isn't going through an Alpha Warhead Detonation Sequence while you're playing SL, you're not really playing SL.

[rancid dome]

^^^

Exactly

[valid mist]

I use to play SL on a laptop on my bed and it would burn my legs but it was worth it to play

[vernal jolt]

Radiationmaxxing

[final lance]

Geting as many arms out as possible befor sickness

[visual acorn]

Built-in vape

[visual acorn]

I feel bad for your laptop

[neon bane]

the burn is not real

your brain is tricking you to quit playing

[serene coyote]

Smoke machine

[valid mist]

Real

[neon bane]

blessed to play SL 🙏

heard a box fall near me at work the other day

thought i heard the tesla gate go off

[valid mist]

It’s been out of use for awhile I bought an actual computer, no more gaming in comfort

It was a gaming laptop with 32 gb of ram so there’s no pure reason for it not to handle it

[serene coyote]

Sl have a good optimization

(Only on the NASA computer)

[vital arrow]

that had to have been done as a joke

[lethal scroll]

Blood moon!, watch out for zombies folks!, the blood moon makes them aggressive!

[rancid dome]

@distant cove I am crying
Both RBR drivers got beaten by the Racing Bulls

What universe is this

[tough tapir]

The noemita universe

[rancid dome]

Terrible universe

I'm finding a wormhole

[visual acorn]

Bought

[solemn flame]

If only my phone wasn’t ass lol

[visual acorn]

Kinda rare thing

Saw it one time in my life

[solemn flame]

Yeah it’s pretty cool

I saw my first solar eclipse last year and now this

Edited the pic a bit

[tough tapir]

sold

[shrewd gull]

Oh sweet

Summoners are lucky tonight

[solemn flame]

Lmao

Looking at it goes so hard while listening to the blood moon theme

[lean totem]

Bro

I should look outside

Nah

Fuck it I’ll look out the window

Ok can’t see the moon from my window

Damn

Goodnight

[tight ermine]

MIX MIX MIX

You better send it to me >:D

[rancid dome]

I will once I finish it

If I can even do that

[tight ermine]

Yippee

Good luck :D

[solemn flame]

To helldivers players that were watching the blood moon moradesh was destroyed exactly at the time of totality 😭

[stone quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-surprise-gif-9360519211974653726

R.I.P. Moradesh, i hope we will stop Meridia's rampage

[solemn flame]

Can’t believe it happened during the blood moon lol

[stone quiver]

I think it was intentional

[solemn flame]

Probably but damn

I step outside to watch, come back and hear a planet was obliterated 😔

[green mountain]

@everyone Good night everybody!

[serene coyote]

Man

[latent jackal]

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/everyone-ping-everyone-discord-discord-moment-gif-19916334

[serene coyote]

Are u really want to ping 120k members

[minor goblet]

I've never been up this early

Time to go back to bed

[stone quiver]

Me! Me!

I want to ping 120k people

[visual acorn]

@everyone

See?

Notin happen.....

[stone quiver]

Im blind

[serene coyote]

Ok guys

[stone quiver]

Your day is at least better then citizen of Moradesh

[serene coyote]

Return for cassie ability to ping everyone

[stone quiver]

@snow umbra ping everyone

!everyone

[serene coyote]

Once x3j pinged everyone

[stone quiver]

He should do it again

[serene coyote]

079 bot was funny

Rn x3j can ping everyone when he want it

[stone quiver]

079 is no longer with us here?

[serene coyote]

Yup

Cassie is a new 079 bot

And 079 had 3 gens

I forget names

[tight ermine]

Thank you!!!

[tight ermine]

@here

[visual acorn]

[tight ermine]

[latent jackal]

[visual acorn]

Are you allowed to do @everyone

[latent jackal]

I wouldn't want me too

[serene coyote]

Dino is scared

Big Nathan will eat Dino's food

If Dino make smth bad.

[rancid dome]

Nathan would throw another meteor at him

[serene coyote]

We all not to know what will be with Dino without food for 9 months

[latent jackal]

I survived the last three

[stone quiver]

Then you can survive 6 more

[eager wadi]

reeee

[stone quiver]

Nathan, ping everyone please

[jolly arrow]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[jolly arrow]

Who needs who wants

[rancid dome]

I definitely need the rep point :))))))))))))

[jolly arrow]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[tardy walrus]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

Thanks guys!

[jolly arrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1159759794295545928/1333655308416974888/nk-image-edit-caption-gdn6nxus.gif

[tardy walrus]

ur welcome

[polar spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1045168452278702162/1315082817096650823/i_do_not_care_not_reposting.gif

[jolly arrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/792997164539183115/889203538213879888/image0-6.gif

[fallow kite]

bonjour

chat

[latent jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727450170962346058/1331327641852051476/hellochat.gif

[full mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/mashle-dance-gif-9745779996362916675

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[neon falcon]

Hi

[rancid dome]

Thank you, O Maid of SLcord

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-at-you-hired-mita-miside-stare-gif-13033948160865150232

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/miside-mita-cappie-kepochka-cute-gif-12120807923627538028

[eager wadi]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 3 hours, 19 minutes, 33 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[tame hollow]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[tame hollow]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[eager wadi]

rep is now 6 hour cooldown