#general-chat
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!maid
@tight ermine
🌭 Hotdogs are best french food. Isn't IT?
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bro took 5 mins to write this sentence
Kinda

bobr kurwa
Tak
Hubert Moszka is also from Poland so no problems. Right?
"lemand"
you are immediatly talking about hubert cuz he's polish. Else, if he wasn't, a problem would occur like you mention it in your sentence

😩 You won this time
i always do
can i please have embed perms I swear my gifs will be productive and appropriate 
lvl 10 buster
Buster? i barely know her!! 😂😂😂😂😂

@lunar siren you smell
what is this
you
why
why not
Are servers down ?
And ima waiting for still water in the game
457 would be cool too
those who know 💀
Bro
?
I don’t wanna have to fight in a 1v1 against the guy with the short mustache
Skill issue
7652 better
i am better
Mein Beileid für keine Kindheit

@tame hollow i do not understand
Ur gonna have to find out urself look it up
BOiii WHAT U SAY ABOUT PHONK??
german larper
!warn @raw garnet ghost ping
Most cringe ones
What happened?
you pinged someone and deleted the message
Real
I was curious about its role, so I pinged it to check it out and deleted it.
@raw garnet clearly this is your calling to take the blackpill and initiate the mod purge

You can just tap/click on the user
There are many users who were not active.
you trying to find the staff ember?
Don't worry, I found it.
@meager slate
LOL
Success
@latent jackal
Hmm.
hello HR
I dont fear no HR anymore
I will leak internal documents with names and addresses of all NW staff on 26.07.2026
and yet if i make a joke like that i get ban
:))
Difference being, I was NW staff for about 5 years and they know me and my humour
Don't post memes like this man
It's funny because you do have my email somewhere
I hope you wake up in France

At least I am not a certain manager who signs up emails for BD and so on. Cough cough
A fate worse than death
Alpha Warhead
Hi gray
vy
hi rub hru today 

kanye's pr team after realizing he managed to get into his twitter account again
Hi gravy
nicee silly game
hi joseph hruu
Not so good pic tonight
Hey guys
that’s good to hear
doing okay! tired
wsggg
Get some rest then :D

Who are you angry? That’s my job
GN
You too, till tomorrow (where I gonna be angy again, so be ready)
!maid
@tough tapir
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Noob
Add Balkan rage to scp 096 plese
@regal compass @sharp remnant @sharp remnant @rocky coyote @magic turtle @cerulean forge @regal arrow @celest shale @vague elm @half jetty @maiden rose you are all fake
Only a fake king needs to proclaim his title for others to believe him
Jeez what was that ping
He got what was just
whos cassy
The bot based from the ai from the game
theres no ai in the game
wait are you new
The announcer
or are we watching A tier rage bait
If that's the case I just fell for it
do you mean the autism train going on in spectator chat
Roasted nuts
Lore wise the announcer ("Light Containment Zone Decontamination in T-10 minutes") is an AI for the foundation
cassie is not an AI
Lore
cant even host a braincell
Buh
cassie is a basically a PA system with scripted responses to events
Exactly that is not ai
he sees thing, he does thing
Ok the ragebait is over
I knew it was cassie who she is ive played more than all of you
wait is this genuinely confirmed
believe so yeah
i could be wrong but in most cases this is what its described to be
i mean the way he speaks is just a word bank that he can stitch together if a unique event happens
cause i thought some voicelines such as "Chaos Insurgency spotted at Gate A" wouldn't be hard codded into a PA like that
CASSIE is basically Siri
Isn't that how AI works with extra steps
Alexa and google assistant
like sure if he saw serpents hand show up he is capable of saying that but in most cases that doesnt happen hence it not having a pre recorded announcement like it does for the NTF spawning
That's vocal model, different from a learning model which is usually what determines if something is an AI
Microsoft Sam canon on the SCP universe
its not even capable of saying every word, i mean idk if this specifically is canon but in SL its not
!cassie
C. A. S. S. I. E.Central Autonomic Service System for Internal EmergenciesBACKSTORY, LORE AND TECHNICAL CLARIFICATION Internal emergencies - what are they? ‘Internal Emergencies’; referring to all activities requiring immediate personnel evacuation, such as containment breaches, fire ...
vocal model still is a type of AI but
Let CASSIE explain how CASSIE works
its not really an intelligence
shut up cassie
:(
Ungrateful 💔
Poor Cassie you broke the machine feelings
!cassie
C. A. S. S. I. E.Central Autonomic Service System for Internal EmergenciesBACKSTORY, LORE AND TECHNICAL CLARIFICATION Internal emergencies - what are they? ‘Internal Emergencies’; referring to all activities requiring immediate personnel evacuation, such as containment breaches, fire ...
!singlesinmyarea
We're too busy talking about CASSIE to talk to you CASSIE
!o>
!anime
lmao
!sexy
well, even if its technically an AI its not the kind youre thinking
broooooo cassie aint even that smart 💀
"The second letter of the abbreviation stands for “Autonomic”, which essentially means that C.A.S.S.I.E. can make its decisions and judgement based on its own understanding of any situation or circumstance it detects. The idea is simple; “in case of an emergency, focus on escaping, leave the rest up the machines”. Artificial intelligence has the ability to process more information than humans."
basically its siri or alexa
which while its kinda AI its not really intelligent
Ah, so it does work like that
I should rewrite CASSIE into an early aic
Yes
like i dont think cassie can actually think for itself
It lacks an active learning model
CASSIE doesnt understand what its doing
yeah
These are assistant
but can still make it's own interpretations and comparisons
It seems fire, program tell it there should not be fire
For your phone or your Jon bezos machine
It doesn’t know why there shouldn’t be fire
actually now i wonder how much of this document is even canon cause isnt it really old lore lol

yep
its just told fire is bad so it accepts that
wait with all the cameras around that facility, is that handled by CASSIE usually, or is there on-site monitoring
or offsite
Correct me if im wrong but i believe CASSIE’s doc is canon unless contradicted
well i know it is canon but
low level canon
But its automatic, it has to be able tell fire apart from other things
its just very old
i didn't write it
We wouldn't never know
^
You dont need AI for that
google images can tell if its a fire
if you put an image of fire in
its not really AI
Okay well what about CI in that case
its just image recognition
Giant CI logo
big ass license plate that says chaos insrugency 
it says AI in the document btw
Usually a dead giveaway
Yeah thats what I said
I'm pretty sure it's an AI, just lacks an active learning model
Idk why its getting ignored-
Hi @acoustic moat, @solemn flame
like i said i dont think its the kind of AI you think, especially compared to something like chatgpt
It's literally the official doc
Reading comprehension is an understandably difficult thing nowadays
Ci is just those rich boys that flex his new Bugatti but they flex a m249
I even quoted a part from it
it may be AI, but that doesnt mean its capable of thinking or understanding it just can determine what things are and the best way it knows how to respond
And goggles that destroy your eyeballs
But it is AI
yes and?
^
Wasnt that the point
But it doesnt work like the AI we’re talking about
have you guys seen AI generated music
Idek anymore
This makes no sense
it's insanely scary how good it sounds
Well it thinks by itself
im presuming most people assume when you call cassie an AI that means he can think like 079
By the breach in SL he chooses to decontaminate light
Some do sound really decent, but you can easily tell usually
i dont think its really thinking
it just sees "hey theres bad in here. this is my best protocol to respond with"
That's generative AI
and the voice itself is also not an AI
its pre recorded words
like any PA youd find at a subway station or smthn
Does CASSIE in canon use pre-recorded lines or TTS?
is this a conversation abt smth else mb
i didn’t look
We can at least agree that CASSIE isnt an AGI
Doesnt matter if it thinks or not
No free will here
The conversation of the day is Cassie is a AI or not, no worries
it’s a
i've discovered that if you made some pop/metal stuff it spits out the most generic shit
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Thamnk
that doesn’t help actually
its so eazy to tell if cassie is ai or not.
her role in the facility is to announce things and stuff
how can she detect if mtf spawns or chaos? she has intelligence
I have a better answer
you dont need someone to tell her that the mtf spawned she can tell herselfg
well for one cassie literally calls the NTF
We've been over this
they show up because cassie told them to
Its in the document
why are you calling cassie a she/her
It
because her name is a womans name
Cassie is just a JavaScript file running on a pc
i mean that’s true it’s a little weird that cassie can identify chaos
CASSIE doesn't deserve human pronouns
why wouldnt there be a system to detect groups of interest attacking
nerd
Why is it confusing?
CI constantly attacking, the alarm system should have an alarm for CI
Especially Site-02
well yeah you kinda need AI in order to detect something like that
The Foundation is being attacked worldwide by the Chaos Insurgency
The Foundation does not program their site security to be able to identify Chaos Insurgents
Exactly
again you can just put an image into google and it is able to tell you what it is
so rude
you dont need literal AI its just image recognition and comparison
be nice
idk
How can the ai tell if is ci or ntf
You're always rude to me
If the cameras of surface are far away
Ok
why are we even having this conversation x3j is right here
The dubious Chaos Insurgency license plate
that is because you are a gno
@acoustic moat is cassie an ai
if anything i would bet cassie has a databank of what insurgents look like for cross referencing
;)
Their car literary says chaos insurgency on it
Didn't he say he wants to turn CASSIE into an early AiC unit
But I don't think there was a camera looking at the street
I am getting shoot
I feel like this topic is just circling back constantly
there is though
Dang
No
I have to play 079 more
plus the facility is bigger outside of the playable area and current surface zone is from CB
Youre at fault!!! Fix cassie
!!!!
but nowadays I can probably come in and do whatever i want
X3 do marketing
please consult the chart
Make cassie into a marketable plushie
You bouta change the lore and make the playerbase delete the game from that one support option
i don't understand what that sentence means
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Yeah ignore it is stupid
incredible
huge
nice
incredible
another cc was made
not even my original one but the mikel edit one
!x3j50
yall ever get up and your ass cheeks are just imprinted on your chair
you failed
Well now what
i swear you have a command
@still wigeon
!short
See
@meager slate
okay im gonna create short and do the same as maid
then who gets the ping ill delete it
You have shoot
shoot marshall
I do have shoot..
Im still at work so not yet
Shoot deez nuts
okay
!short
@cinder sapphire
short is created
HA
lol
omg
Alright
tom and jerry ass situation
I guess I am short
and its gone
!shoot @strong dune
it is what it is
mcthemain#0 has been muted in this server.
why him
What happened to stab?
He asked
it is still there
knoife

Id love to know what Nathan was thinking when giving auro a Gun
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!unmute @strong dune
Smh
mcthemain#0 unmuted in this server.
I have new ones
!unmute @polar spade
Bla
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Too accurate..
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accurate
plugin
the size is also accurate
Damn
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Man got shot while sleeping
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plugin
wat
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i played on some but i dont remember the names
Damn that kid, what an attention seeker
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Too far
they left
Man got deleted from existance
@eager wadi what does the second part of your status mean
only mates know this one
Nathan is a very mature person who can be trusted with responsibility
^
Yo @meager slate
probably went to sleep
what a kind friend
is anyone here an admin in dr brights server
join their discord server?
I am
i cant thats why i need an admin
(joseph isnt)
i got banned like 4 years ago and i forgot why can i get unbanned plz
You cant
forever stuck in purgatory
Ahhhhhhhhhhh ok ok I c
but no fr make an appeal in their discord server
bro im banned
oh thought you meant ingame

😭
nah bro ingame i have a huge autistic prescence the server cant survive without me
Are you 16 by any chance
hahahaaha you know who i am
Yes why bro

2019 i take?
Fun times
At work again, cant check zips
so can i get unban

No

I sentence you to play on SCP Unlimited
no
@vague cove are you on brights
I wonder how many servers I snapped in the past years
but how you know im 16 joseph
❌
pretty obv
Astral projection into your RJ45 port
that as well
bro youre in my ethernet?
Always
we all are
so you see every thing i watch
You should stop your frequent visits to e6 and fortnite prn
wtf?!
nahh you trippin
ye
Leave him banned
actually I dont want to know why xD i just want to know if i can unban from discord
Its funnier
no
Do a doink and get an alt banned as well
I want a car
man some mf judged me based on my bio
he appealed so technically hes unbanned but one of his alts are banned so he cant join

the judge will throw my ticket out immediately
Imagine this
It's 1am
Your on a motorbike alone
You notice a car following you
So you decide to double back on yourself to check
Still there, So I decided to gtfo out of there
Cue blue lights and sirens
I was being followed by a copper
He even said after he pulled me over he was waiting for me to speed off
So that is entrapment right there
I also have the Justification of Self Preservation
which is a common law defence which allows you to break the law to protect yourself or limb
You told your folks bout this yet Marsh
N you ain’t chatter with your folk no more?
I forgot we’re separated by an ocean
I'm not gonna ring the old man and go "so i got a ticket"
😭
i think any normal person would react how i did in that situation
See danger, get away
Car v Motorbike, car always wins
I’m sure the courts got yo back
the magistrate should recognise i did what was necessary and the cop was a prick
Im working on a song named "B.U.L.K" | An ambiance song for heavy containment zone. It's meant to sound like a cramped abandoned factory with sci-fi elements, like the tech of the SCP Foundation. If you don't want to hear this song all the time, there are radios scattered around the zone, witch you can turn off. Well, by "turn off", I really mean "Mute". the song will be silent, but still playing. They will all be turned on at the start of the match.
Mechanic: JAMMED DOORS | The huge bulk doors have a small chance to malfunction, and slam shut. This is currently the only way to kill the player directly with a door, though SCP-079 cannot make the door malfunction. The only way to fix it is to use a HG-PWR object, like a grenade, a large firearm, but ill recommend an instance of SCP-018. If any kind of HG-PWR object can hit the button, depending on the type: [Bullet: 8% Chance To Fix] [Grenade: 45% Chance To Fix] [EX-PWR Objects (Like SCP-018): 100% Chance To Fix]






i cannot tell if this is something you're working on or a suggestion.
Same here I think it’s both
happy new year
Cassette's final 42 minutes on Earth

Same bro
I am the eeper, master of eeping
of what
You’ll see
Ghost ping?
is update?
aw
Completely unrelated to SCP
Apologies for any false hope, but that would come through official channels, not through one member of staff saying it just because
whats it related to then
You’ll see
Alright chat it’s official I’m 20
Happy birthday
Thanks
Happy birthday

oh o
Expired :(
But I’m about to teach you about getting stabbed
Happy birthday 🥳!
Been that way for a minute lol
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Birthday rep
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Wahoo



Equip the dead ringer
Never said I was gonna kill him
Thank you Noemi
I am going to sleep now my back is killing me
It’s finally happened
I turn 20 and my back is fucked
It’s over
@rocky adder happy birthday
Goodnight grandma 👵
Officially old now
@rocky adder 🎂
He stand
now taze it
Nah, I misplaced my green hand
I fell asleep
he was gonna bully you if you were awake
Perfect







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Seabunny chain
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!maid
@cinder sapphire
!rep
You can give a rep!
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🎂
Happy bday @rocky adder
:)
cassetteday
cassette is now ancient like us
!patreon
nerds
!maid
@cinder sapphire
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Done.
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something something witty remark about your bio
please add me to your friends list Nathan xoxoxo ❤️
no
NOOO
no
me btw
!rename @jolly arrow alex number 1# gravy fan
Done.
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STOP
/nick aalexderaal | gravy hater
Nooo
we better set up a group for those who got bullied by nathan 

i did it in bot
just woke up so
brain malfunction
Good morning lul
morninf
so nothing new huh 

Buh
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!maid
@rocky adder
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WHY IS SOMEONE FROM BRITTAIN CALLING ME
Bruv
my bad
Oi, pick up the phone
Hors
Bojerk horsman
Honse
Hello server
I knocked myself out
what do I do when I caught someone cheating
Your best option is to report them through the player list!
N > Find their name > Warning Symbol > Describe the cheats > Report for cheating or raiding
Report them
kill them then make fun of them
then shit all over their body
it doesnt matter if your not peanut
figure out a way to break the games code to allow yourself to shit on people
Unfortunately global moderators can't accept clips unless it contains that players authentication token, which you can obtain through the admin panel
wth u talkin about
I'll break the game code to add tf2 jarate
oh
he will keep cheating then
you want me to send the clip anyways?
I'm not a part of the global moderation team so it would be of no use to me 
Do you happen to have their steam64id?
or profile?
what fly
Bro do you not watch the news?
no
The Fly is the name for essentially Europes largest criminal leader
He did that massive escape back in France
is he like el chapo where he escaped like 3 times
The Fly is the modern version of him yes
So far he has escaped once
Quite impressive too actually
He was recently captured and is being held in a purpose built cell in Frances most secure facility
He will get out.
He won't
His organisation has recently been declared by numerous sources as now being more powerful than the Cosa Nostra (the Italian Mafia).
Thats what people said when he was first captured
He was literally under 24/7 watch
if he has alot of money he can just bribe people
Yet he found a vulnerability (or rather his team did)
And exploited that
There is ALWAYS a vulnerability
Why don't they execute big criminals like that
They are still human
We don’t just kill people
And he hasn’t even had his trial yet 😭
amazing.
I love waking up to 16 birthday pings lol
Sundlower
Happy birthday!!
f
Now it's 17 :)
:D
@rocky adder happy birthday
Here
Evil birthday
I already pinged ya for your birthday,
But that won't stop me from saying happy birthday again @rocky adder
Thank you all :)
<--- can yall see this emoi
Yes
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Free week of nitro
pluh
I got it too
Hmmm
discord never tells me anything smh 
Happy birthday 
Wrong emoji
That works too
That emoji
No
I AM FORKLIFT CERTIFIED
WHY IS IT RAINBOW
ITS RUINING THE FLEX

better
I actually have a video of me somewhere on the forklift
MASTER FORKLIFT CERTIFIED
:D
I hope I get to be forklift certified someday
It’s the ultimate flex
Especially when you get a massive forklift like mine
I could do this
:D
How about without damaging the pallet
I can tip a 60 pallet trailer in 27 minutes
Which technically violates HSE (UK OSHA) Guidelines
I can do it perfectly

Daily Spongdal
Auro you’re a hazard to life
She's too short to get on the forklift
LOL
If I would mute you for 2 days
The thing is
We have a dwarf
That drives a forklift
It would lose its daily status
Would be too evil
!shoot @gaunt talon
Speaking of evil
They are terrifying on it
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I reckon Auro could damage something on a forklifr
I have my ways of still making it daily
I give you a pass
!maid
@tough tapir
We actually have a dwarf forklift driver
I give you a pass.
THAT REMINDS E
Command is working
auro wanna see me stood next to a dwarf
You unmute Supfart or ...
Im barely taller than them LOL
I could
in my defence rhey are stood on a stall
Unmute
I just need to make sure they learn from their mistake
Did he call u short?
can you mute the daily spongdal so his streak breaks
Mhm
I need a daily thing
I see you've finally gone mad with power Auro
So you avoiding facts?
I'm a villain, not a monster
Excellent
1984
You know I got a bullet with your name on it
like the year not the book
!shoot @orchid kraken
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🥶
Dead
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Auro never should have been given a gun

Too dangerous
I like my gun
What’s next for Auro? First a knife, now a gun? What’s next? An RPG?
It gets rid of problems
Actually, yeah let’s give auro an RPG






