general-chat

[misty violet]

LOL

[fading surge]

Tea?!

[cinder sapphire]

like you are one to talk haha

[fallow kite]

Don't forget about us marshall

[meager slate]

!stab @misty violet

[cinder sapphire]

haha

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 has been muted in this server.

[eager wadi]

young people arguing.

[rocky adder]

Damn you are ruthless today huh Auro

[fallow kite]

we wanting the best for you

[meager slate]

Marshall will rest on peace

On

On peace

Yep

[full pond]

On

[rocky adder]

Yep

[eager wadi]

on piss

[meager slate]

Its just the way it is

[shrewd gull]

Marshall is dead for real now?

[fallow kite]

Guys TF2 SPY IS ON THE CHAT

[meager slate]

I'm not- i'm just the messenger

[eager wadi]

!unstab @misty violet

[fallow kite]

RED SPY IN THE BASE

[meager slate]

Noo

[fading surge]

ts shi so tuff 4 marsh

[misty violet]

hello

[eager wadi]

actually nvm

[rocky adder]

Wait no

[eager wadi]

!stab @misty violet

[meager slate]

Lmao

[eager wadi]

!stab @misty violet

!stab @misty violet

!stab @misty violet

!stab @misty violet

!stab @misty violet

[cinder sapphire]

haha

[rocky adder]

Jesus

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 unmuted in this server.

[eager wadi]

[meager slate]

[fallow kite]

Hello

[shrewd gull]

So ruthless god damn

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 has been muted in this server.

marshallr#0 has been muted in this server.

marshallr#0 has been muted in this server.

marshallr#0 has been muted in this server.

[rancid dome]

Man is not allowed to speak lmao

[shrewd gull]

Cassie tryin keep up 💀

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 has been muted in this server.

[cinder sapphire]

you glitched it @eager wadi

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 has been muted in this server.

[fallow kite]

ADMIN ABUSE

[full pond]

Cassie still flaming marsh

[rocky adder]

Nathan really said

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/532677995174035456/1143936218728509502/IMG_1789.gif

[fallow kite]

Finally some good show

[meager slate]

We silence the weak here

!stab @fallow kite

[snow umbra]

wskrzeszonyprzezjezusa#0 has been muted in this server.

[eager wadi]

waqqali is-sikkina, oops.

[full pond]

We just had a re-enactment of Julius caesar

[final lance]

what did i walk in too lol

[fallow kite]

Hello people

[rancid dome]

You're strong?

[rocky adder]

A stabbing

[eager wadi]

!unstab @misty violet

[full pond]

Britain

[cinder sapphire]

nah

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 unmuted in this server.

[misty violet]

LOL

[meager slate]

I'm sorry, Noemi

[rancid dome]

That's what I thought too

[meager slate]

!stab @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

noemi_#0 has been muted in this server.

[cinder sapphire]

NO noemi

[eager wadi]

noemi im gonna get miller here to call you a ladyboy

[misty violet]

Shade is gonna be so confused when rhey check my mod log 😭

[meager slate]

!unstab @fallow kite

[final lance]

im from their so i wasnt suprised but i though the foundain was abouve this

[eager wadi]

!unstab @rancid dome

[fallow kite]

Imagine NW used AI for CASSIE

[snow umbra]

wskrzeszonyprzezjezusa#0 unmuted in this server.

noemi_#0 unmuted in this server.

[rocky adder]

Ew

[fallow kite]

Guys, It was fun when others were muted

not me

[shrewd gull]

Auro is on a power trip

[fallow kite]

now it's not cool

[full pond]

Cassie generated images...

[fading surge]

?

[cinder sapphire]

I wonder why.... ;)

[meager slate]

You applied?

[fallow kite]

Because Auro is doing drugs

[eager wadi]

@simple abyss you should call noemi a ladyboy, they smelly

[misty violet]

I just need to review it then send it off

[rancid dome]

Nathan calling in miller

[meager slate]

Timeless I will stab you and fall asleep again

[rancid dome]

Lol

[meager slate]

Dont dare me

[final lance]

calm down or im gonna show 096

[misty violet]

I plan on reviewing what I’ve done in the morning

[rocky adder]

[shrewd gull]

You’re gonna be coworkers soon haha

[rancid dome]

Life is so over 😔

[cinder sapphire]

I didnt say anything

[meager slate]

Lord be with us..

[cinder sapphire]

dont worry

[fallow kite]

AI like for using the announcement system since Cassie doesn’t have all the words in English

[meager slate]

I'm joking

[misty violet]

I am Catholic soo

[fallow kite]

I'm here

[full pond]

n o

[meager slate]

I wish you good luck and a thousand fortunes

[misty violet]

Not a very good catholic but hey

[eager wadi]

amen brother

[misty violet]

Thank you very much.

[shrewd gull]

Big dub marsh

[fallow kite]

Did you have a bible?

[rocky adder]

Not speaking for Northwood here but
Absolutely not

[misty violet]

Can I srill be catholic if my towns church banned me from the grounds?

[cinder sapphire]

auro finally killing the people on his list

[shrewd gull]

The Bibble

[fading surge]

I do not think AI's a good idea

[cinder sapphire]

it been so long

[fallow kite]

The bubble

[fading surge]

They might take over the server

Someday

[rocky adder]

Yes

[fallow kite]

Because it's not

[meager slate]

I kill people randomly

[full pond]

Since the last time I've seen my son

[meager slate]

Sometimes a stab there sometimes one here

[cinder sapphire]

nah

[fallow kite]

Depends

[cinder sapphire]

you dont

[eager wadi]

i mean, yeah. you still believe in god.

[meager slate]

Another time somewhere there

[rancid dome]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[cinder sapphire]

^

[rancid dome]

Lol

[meager slate]

NAH

[eager wadi]

how ironic.

[rocky adder]

Hah twice in a row

[meager slate]

Its so fake man

[cinder sapphire]

the og maid

[meager slate]

Its not real

[rocky adder]

Oh but it is

[rancid dome]

^^

[full pond]

Hard evidence 😔

[final lance]

i will unblur 096 if yall fight

[shrewd gull]

Praise be Cassie

[rancid dome]

Auro ain't recovering from this

[eager wadi]

auro recovers?

[misty violet]

I got banned from rhe grounds after I refused to submit to a (Trigger Warning) || Conversion Therapy Camp for being gay. ||

[meager slate]

I could stab everyone

[fallow kite]

excommunicate

[meager slate]

Peaceful recovery

[rancid dome]

Never did anyway

[fallow kite]

google it

[misty violet]

WE KNOW

[rocky adder]

Cringe place

[fallow kite]

I mean speaking when the guy speaking the words for Cassie does retire or leaves it might be a good idea

[cinder sapphire]

do it

stab everyone in the server

[fallow kite]

If church banned you, you will burn in hell

[misty violet]

Wouldn’t know. I refused to go.

[cinder sapphire]

do it finally

[shrewd gull]

Do you know what it’s like there

[cinder sapphire]

give in to the voices

[fallow kite]

That's a god law

[full pond]

Isnt this already happened

[rocky adder]

Highly unethical without their consent

[eager wadi]

Malta just accepts everyone and we're a catholic state lol.

[full pond]

Its already a tts

[rocky adder]

Similar place not quite the same, regardless this isn’t the place for that conversation

[full pond]

No wait

[misty violet]

I would love to visit Malta. My grandmother loves it.

[full pond]

Thats 079 wools

Woops

[eager wadi]

not surprised, i think britian is like somewhere top 3 most tourist visits each year

1st being italians

[meager slate]

The voices are weak for I am strong; I must not stab my enemies for their punishment is to be given out by the almighty.

[fallow kite]

LISTEN

ZE

VOICES

[cinder sapphire]

give in to the voices

do it

[rocky adder]

Just stab who you feel like it tbh

[cinder sapphire]

you know you want

[rancid dome]

Damn that's delulu worse than Ferrari fans

[full pond]

Just like me fr

[fallow kite]

I'm not allowing stabbing me

I'm not allowed that

[cinder sapphire]

stab snow

[rocky adder]

Do not tempt fate

[full pond]

Too bad

[eager wadi]

!stab @fallow kite

[trim hawk]

Hey guys

[rocky adder]

HA

[trim hawk]

I need some help

[eager wadi]

idk you asked to be stabbed

[misty violet]

Personally, when I travel overseas for tourism purposes, I go somewhere that fulfils 3 requirements.

1. There is something there for me to learn
2. It’s history has played a part in my life
3. It will create core memories for me.

[snow umbra]

wskrzeszonyprzezjezusa#0 has been muted in this server.

[rocky adder]

What’s up

[eager wadi]

hi

[trim hawk]

My friend keeps saying "2/26/25"

Uhm

[meager slate]

We used to be cool

[trim hawk]

And there getting REALLY creepy

[eager wadi]

ew, american.

[trim hawk]

What do I do

[rocky adder]

Ngl lie to you we can’t do shit

[cinder sapphire]

hey

[full pond]

Beg for forgiveness

[fallow kite]

I'm gonna sue you know

[trim hawk]

No no, he's not

[fallow kite]

Hire a lawyer

[rancid dome]

I am now allowed to be unhinged af
I'm so sorry Auro

[full pond]

Not gonna lie lie

[trim hawk]

M

[fallow kite]

my friend, cuz you are screwed

[trim hawk]

. *

[eager wadi]

sorry, i forgot you were from there since you mention of being british

[misty violet]

I suggest blocking them if you feel uncomfortable.

[rocky adder]

This is the discord server for SCP: Secret Laboratory

[cinder sapphire]

that hurts

[trim hawk]

There my friend

[rocky adder]

Typo cause eepy

[cinder sapphire]

more than you know

[trim hawk]

Wait

#media-posts

[meager slate]

I will not forget this

[cinder sapphire]

my ancestors

[fallow kite]

It's a voices affirmation server

LISTEN THE VOICES

[rancid dome]

[cinder sapphire]

if I could stab people ...... I would

[rocky adder]

Chat does someone wanna give me super credits

[full pond]

If I ever decide to apply as a mod my first reason will be to stab people

[fallow kite]

I hope you will have a power of stabbing some day

[meager slate]

Can someone donate me a galaxy

[cinder sapphire]

true

[rocky adder]

Good bit but do not lead with that

[fallow kite]

I can donate you a Galaxy Note 9

[rocky adder]

Phone, watch, tablet, or like that thing composed of stars

[rancid dome]

Sure, I'll give you my broken screen samsung GALAXY A73

[full pond]

Mayhaps i should make it subtle

[fallow kite]

But i think sending bombs is illegal

[rocky adder]

I’d end off with it and make it an obvious attempt at comedy

[full pond]

"I've applied for this moderation position to help protect the servers through the power of stabbing."

[misty violet]

Please stab me in the eye for 30 seconds so I can unsee this.

[full pond]

Definitely getting rejected 🔥

[cinder sapphire]

nah

[meager slate]

Make it 30 minutes

[misty violet]

NO

[rocky adder]

Oop

[dull aspen]

i know there is a stab command but why isnt there a high five command for cassie

[meager slate]

!stab @misty violet 30m

[cinder sapphire]

30 hours

[rocky adder]

Damn

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 has been muted in this server for 30 minutes.

[eager wadi]

!stab @misty violet 30h

[fallow kite]

I remember a news article where someone attempted to send a pipe bomb through the mail

[cinder sapphire]

haha

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 has been muted in this server for 1 day, 6 hours.

[rancid dome]

Lmao

[dull aspen]

id be high fiving that mf every 5 minutes

[rancid dome]

30h

[eager wadi]

eh

!stab @misty violet 30d

[meager slate]

Big hammer

[fallow kite]

"I've applied for this moderation position to leak some assembly"

[cinder sapphire]

30 years

[meager slate]

Huge

[rancid dome]

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 has been muted in this server for 1 month.

[rocky adder]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[eager wadi]

!stab @misty violet 30y

[fallow kite]

Finally

[dull aspen]

me next!!

[meager slate]

How much are u willing to pay

[tough tapir]

Auro sized hammer

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 has been muted in this server.

[fallow kite]

Pls now me

[dull aspen]

my entire pay for this month

[eager wadi]

permanent lol

[meager slate]

Incredible

[tough tapir]

[misty violet]

IM ALIVE

[cinder sapphire]

do it auro

[meager slate]

Huge

[misty violet]

YOU CANT KILL ME!

[cinder sapphire]

strike ancient down

[fallow kite]

Tiny

[cinder sapphire]

you know you want to

it is ancient

after all

[misty violet]

I need some stitches

[meager slate]

Ancient I do not hurt

[cinder sapphire]

do it

[fallow kite]

Honestly what’s it’s like working for NW

[misty violet]

I have grave wounds

[cinder sapphire]

ancient been saying to eat the sea bunnies

all this time

[meager slate]

I know

[fallow kite]

It's a form of slavery

[misty violet]

Ask Auro when they’re not covered in blood.

[meager slate]

I am willing to forgive him

[cinder sapphire]

ancient is top of your list

[meager slate]

You dare say my name in vain

[misty violet]

NO

[eager wadi]

actually requiring to hold them with two hands.

[meager slate]

!stab @misty violet

[misty violet]

NO

[dull aspen]

nathan can we get a high five command

[full pond]

Auro

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 has been muted in this server.

[eager wadi]

actually that is cool

[rancid dome]

Auro becoming a serial stabber

[fallow kite]

Yeah, hands of 2-years baby

[eager wadi]

lets see

[fallow kite]

😎

[full pond]

The low five command

[tough tapir]

Auro the serial hammer

[meager slate]

!unstab @misty violet

[cinder sapphire]

he always was

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 unmuted in this server.

[rancid dome]

Oh yeah tru

[meager slate]

Auro the ripper

[misty violet]

no

You need a better name

hmmm

[fallow kite]

Being drunk as a mod is allowed?

[full pond]

MGR reference!??

[misty violet]

Auro the Bloody

[fallow kite]

@eager wadi is being drunk as a moderator is legal?

[eager wadi]

as long you dont act stupid, yeah

[cinder sapphire]

auro the ......

[tough tapir]

skibidi

[meager slate]

Bloody

[eager wadi]

skibidi auro

[fallow kite]

Drunkard

[fallow kite]

Auro is act stupid from like hour

[eager wadi]

no no, auro is auro

[meager slate]

Damn :(

[eager wadi]

silly hungarian

[cinder sapphire]

it starts with a g

[full pond]

This man is begging to get stabbed

[misty violet]

Whenever I go out drinking I inform a superior that I’ll be deleting discord for the night lmao

[meager slate]

Mean asf

[cinder sapphire]

and ends with a e

[fallow kite]

fair

[misty violet]

After last time I have ro delete discord

[eager wadi]

!stab @fallow kite 20mo

[rocky adder]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@rocky adder

[misty violet]

LOL

[tough tapir]

gae?

[rocky adder]

YEAHHHHH

[misty violet]

LMAOOOO

[cinder sapphire]

5 letters

[snow umbra]

wskrzeszonyprzezjezusa#0 has been muted in this server.

[fallow kite]

lol same idea

[meager slate]

Damn

[rocky adder]

I love pinging myself

[meager slate]

Can we pin this

[cinder sapphire]

the other letters are o n m

[rocky adder]

That’s how I win the maid ping

[fallow kite]

!maid

[misty violet]

!maid

of

[rocky adder]

Cooldown

[misty violet]

of

[full pond]

Simpletons

[misty violet]

OOF

[meager slate]

No maids here sorry

[full pond]

You must do it with style

[misty violet]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[fallow kite]

Skibidi Brazil auro

[full pond]

Observe

[misty violet]

LOL

[rocky adder]

HA

[tough tapir]

glove

[eager wadi]

lol

[fallow kite]

this bot is a joke

[meager slate]

NAH

[misty violet]

YOU WERE SAYING?

[rancid dome]

🔥

[meager slate]

@eager wadi fix the bot

[fallow kite]

5$ ovh hosting

[misty violet]

Im getting stabbed

[eager wadi]

auro you keep jinxing yourself

[cinder sapphire]

besides you and ancient

ya

[fallow kite]

Based

[misty violet]

that was class

[fallow kite]

code outdated like 3 years

[eager wadi]

fix what, you just finished making my bed

[misty violet]

Absolutely class

[rocky adder]

Tempting the fates often leads one down this path

[cinder sapphire]

the other letters are o n m

[fallow kite]

still using some outdated options

[eager wadi]

now im gonna absolute ruin it as usual

[cinder sapphire]

you are close tho

[tough tapir]

gonme

[meager slate]

!stab @eager wadi

[fallow kite]

cringe

[eager wadi]

that tickles

[full pond]

Gnome

[tough tapir]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@rocky adder

[rocky adder]

Oh huh

[fallow kite]

xD

[rancid dome]

Why was that message instant lmfao

[eager wadi]

!rename @meager slate Maidro

[snow umbra]

Done.

[eager wadi]

[misty violet]

This discord never ceases to make me smile 😂

MAIDRO

[rancid dome]

@meager slate

[misty violet]

LOL

[rocky adder]

Omg hiiiii

[meager slate]

I hate you

[fallow kite]

LOL

[cinder sapphire]

the og name

[fallow kite]

We hate you to

[tough tapir]

[meager slate]

Thats mean

[eager wadi]

it's okay auro, the server loves you

[cinder sapphire]

yes

[eager wadi]

no homo

[fallow kite]

lol cope

[tough tapir]

Mauro with the featherduster

[fallow kite]

we love, yes homo

[full pond]

Gnome way i was right i was just guessing

[eager wadi]

well, besides snow

[meager slate]

How about you cope with this, biatch

!stab @fallow kite

[fallow kite]

cringe

[snow umbra]

wskrzeszonyprzezjezusa#0 has been muted in this server.

[misty violet]

What did you stab him with? Your Mop?

[fallow kite]

@meager slate can I hire you clean my house

[full pond]

Sharp mop

[misty violet]

LOL

[meager slate]

!stab @misty violet

[rocky adder]

Maids have knives

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 has been muted in this server.

[rocky adder]

In case you haven’t caught on

[meager slate]

Thats your first strike

[eager wadi]

anyway auro finished their shift

[fallow kite]

oh no

[eager wadi]

!rename @meager slate

[snow umbra]

Done.

[rancid dome]

Finally, a 5 minute break

[rocky adder]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@still wigeon

[eager wadi]

ciggie smoke

[meager slate]

!unstab @misty violet

[eager wadi]

[rocky adder]

Even Cassie agrees

[meager slate]

!unstab @fallow kite

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 unmuted in this server.

[meager slate]

[snow umbra]

wskrzeszonyprzezjezusa#0 unmuted in this server.

[misty violet]

That’s watery’s second maid tonight

[fallow kite]

Check your snow biatch

[meager slate]

What a fucked up day

[dull aspen]

[fallow kite]

it's all pissed

now you have pissed snow

[cinder sapphire]

strike more people down

do it

[misty violet]

Are we making it better or worse?

[shrewd gull]

make more art

[fallow kite]

Better be nice to Cassie until the ai revolution

[cinder sapphire]

you know you want to

[full pond]

Meet the sniper

[cinder sapphire]

strike down ancient

[eager wadi]

next week has already been exhausting

[fallow kite]

Jarate

[meager slate]

[dull aspen]

literally working on the game right now

[misty violet]

MORE LIKE NEXT 4 WEEKS

[meager slate]

Work harder! Faster!!

Stronger!!

[misty violet]

I don’t actually want to sleep because that means tomorrow comes quicker

[cinder sapphire]

get back to work

[misty violet]

If that makes sense

[full pond]

Real

[fallow kite]

Hey auro

[shrewd gull]

and what would you be working on…

[meager slate]

[rocky adder]

Life alright for you lately?

[shrewd gull]

15.0…

[dull aspen]

thinking about it now cassie would love daft punk, its definitely a robot thing

[dull aspen]

some fixes

[full pond]

Here we go again...

[fallow kite]

Hey auro you know what?

[eager wadi]

around the world

[misty violet]

Not a conversation for this channel.

[eager wadi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0HSD_i2DvA

[meager slate]

Dont be mean please

Quite uncool

[fallow kite]

WORK HARDER FASTER STRONGER AURO

[rocky adder]

DMs are always open if you need.

[eager wadi]

auro cannot work

[misty violet]

Auro has said that’s enough.

[eager wadi]

its 4:36am

[full pond]

Is it because life is scp and is for scp discussion

[misty violet]

Thank you.

[meager slate]

Okay i need a !shoot command Nathan

[fallow kite]

Auro has nothing to tell

[meager slate]

I need to execute some people

[eager wadi]

!cc show stab

[snow umbra]

I could not not find that custom command.

[rocky adder]

Of course

[eager wadi]

!alias show stab

[snow umbra]

The stab alias will execute the command mute

[fallow kite]

he is having mod role just because he is doing funny

[shrewd gull]

“fixes” meanwhile the secret surface update

[eager wadi]

!alias add

[snow umbra]

! | C.A.S.S.I.E. Help Menu

Syntax: !alias add <alias_name> <command>

Add an alias for a command.

​

Permissions

User Permission(s): Manage Guild, Mod

Within a page, `[p]help <command>` will tell you more about it. Remember: It's case sensitive!

[eager wadi]

!alias add shoot mute

[snow umbra]

A new alias with the trigger shoot has been created.

[eager wadi]

have fun

[rocky adder]

YOOOOOOOO

[full pond]

Oh o

[misty violet]

YO

[meager slate]

Thank you!!

[dull aspen]

wheres my high five command nathan

[cinder sapphire]

I dont give you that permission auro

[rocky adder]

SHOOT SOMEONE

[eager wadi]

i need to ask masonic

[rancid dome]

We got the semi-auto loaded now? Sounds awesome

[rocky adder]

SOMEONE SHOOT ME

[fallow kite]

Time to shot off some motherfuckers

[eager wadi]

for highfive

[meager slate]

That's not true

I do tickets sometimes

And moderate..

[cinder sapphire]

sometimes

[meager slate]

!shoot @misty violet

[fallow kite]

Okay, i apologize

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 has been muted in this server.

[meager slate]

BAM

[cinder sapphire]

marshall didnt even say anything

haha

[rocky adder]

Has anyone here played far cry 3

[meager slate]

!unmute @misty violet

[full pond]

The Marshall is dead

[meager slate]

I got a boomstick

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 unmuted in this server.

[misty violet]

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY LETS STOP BULLYING NOW

[eager wadi]

honestly i can make something funny out of alias

[fallow kite]

No because I don't have 15 years

😎

[rocky adder]

I’d send a gif of what I’m thinking of but I can’t find one

[full pond]

15 years of what

[rancid dome]

Do you know what is the definition of "Insanity"?

[tough tapir]

broomstick?

[fallow kite]

OF LIVING

[cinder sapphire]

only played that and far cry 2

[meager slate]

Sure sure

[cinder sapphire]

2 was hard

[meager slate]

YOU

Sir

Are

[cinder sapphire]

shoot them

do it

[meager slate]

On thin ice

[rocky adder]

But I’m thinking if the scene with Vaas where he’s just screaming “LETS GO SHOOT ME! SHOOT ME! SHOOT MEEEEE”

[cinder sapphire]

he wont stop

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry3-among-us-vaas-not-funny-3times-gif-21813824

[fallow kite]

@rocky adder Did you want to play some actually cool games?

try terraria

[eager wadi]

holy cow

[meager slate]

[fallow kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1301633828586000404/attachment-3-1.gif

[meager slate]

[rocky adder]

Terraria is fun but that doesn’t mean far cry isn’t

[fallow kite]

Cannot be

doesn't make sense for me

[eager wadi]

the only far cry i played is far cry 3

on the ps3

[fallow kite]

i cry far

[misty violet]

The only far cry I played is crying in my bed

[eager wadi]

i cry fart

[fallow kite]

eugh

[misty violet]

What

[fallow kite]

ban

for this message

[misty violet]

Nathan that doesnt even

[rocky adder]

Far cry 3 was probably one of the best

[eager wadi]

im so tired lmao

[misty violet]

What

[cinder sapphire]

far cry 2 disease mechanic was brutal

[eager wadi]

:D

[rocky adder]

I really like 5 though

[cinder sapphire]

if I remember correctly

[misty violet]

HERE TAKE A MONSTER

[eager wadi]

ew

[tough tapir]

m'laria

[rocky adder]

Nathan

[misty violet]

Red Bull?

[fallow kite]

Hey kids did you want to play some REALLY COOL game?

[rocky adder]

How was your tea

[fallow kite]

Play wolfenstein

:3

[eager wadi]

i don't really drink alcohol

[fallow kite]

With music at 100%

[eager wadi]

liver is majorly clean

[rocky adder]

Wolfenstein is good

[cinder sapphire]

good game

ya

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/death-stranding-monster-energy-drink-can-crack-gaming-fetus-gif-15488504

[eager wadi]

I GOTTA GO MAKE IT

[cinder sapphire]

the og ones as well

[misty violet]

NO ONE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT ALCHOLOL??

[rocky adder]

Favorite games?

[fallow kite]

I love the soundtrack

of wolfestein

[eager wadi]

BUT I WAS BUSY LAUGHING AT MARSHALL BEING MUTED

[rocky adder]

Oop

[eager wadi]

[fallow kite]

listen all time

[cinder sapphire]

true

[rocky adder]

In general btw not just one series

[fallow kite]

I even found some version with text

[full pond]

Guys is it just me or is my metal gear rising for some revengeance

[misty violet]

FUCK YOU 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[fallow kite]

[eager wadi]

@meager slate is favorite mod

[fallow kite]

Tetris

[cinder sapphire]

this guy insulted you nathan

[rocky adder]

Lmao

[meager slate]

[misty violet]

NO

[cinder sapphire]

stab them

[eager wadi]

@bold talon is favorite northwood staff

[glossy coyote]

Might be missing out

[eager wadi]

:D

[misty violet]

DONT SUMMON RHEM

[meager slate]

<3

[rocky adder]

I hope I’m up there

[cinder sapphire]

smelly thomas is here

[eager wadi]

@deft fjord is best northwood memer

[rocky adder]

(Me omw to do feedback once every 3 weeks)

[cinder sapphire]

hello thomas

[eager wadi]

shoutout to discord status

[misty violet]

Auro is in my top 5 because their actually hilarious

[cinder sapphire]

how are you

[meager slate]

Nathan you arent drunk are you

[eager wadi]

i drank once and i felt like a toy

[misty violet]

what

um

what

[full pond]

Toy

[rocky adder]

Bro is eepy

[glossy coyote]

shut up

[full pond]

Toy Nathan

[eager wadi]

actually not, just laughter made me light headed

[misty violet]

Of all the words in the world Nathan

[cinder sapphire]

how are you thomas

[misty violet]

You chose those words

[cinder sapphire]

you doing good

[meager slate]

Go sleep

[fallow kite]

Alcohol is a tool of society destruction

[glossy coyote]

like a broken leg

[rocky adder]

Nathan buddy do you need to sleep

[eager wadi]

nah

[cinder sapphire]

that is good

[gilded timber]

Yeah

[rocky adder]

Are you sure?

[misty violet]

He needs a good British tea

[eager wadi]

i need to fix me schedule

[misty violet]

ITS LUCID

[glossy coyote]

no

[full pond]

Alcohol is a tool of society

[dull aspen]

an interesting way to put it

[eager wadi]

and my ass still hurts from the fall

[cinder sapphire]

oh even lucid is here

[rocky adder]

Oh real

[cinder sapphire]

the liar

[rancid dome]

[cinder sapphire]

why

what is wrong

[rocky adder]

Oh was it you who fell down stairs

[misty violet]

bcz you got no cake to cushion the fall

Flat pack

[eager wadi]

nah i got ass mate

saved me from breaking my skull

[cinder sapphire]

okay

[fallow kite]

Too bad

[misty violet]

There’s not much in there to damage

[gilded timber]

Hi :D

[rancid dome]

Quick, lucid

[eager wadi]

look whose talking

[misty violet]

See you in a minute guys

[rancid dome]

Stab your fellow countrymen

[eager wadi]

lucid

[misty violet]

IT SPARKS IF I RUB THEM TOGETHER OK

[eager wadi]

in the name of australia and all the shitty maccies

stab marshall

[misty violet]

NO

[fallow kite]

hahaha

[misty violet]

NOT AGAIN

[glossy coyote]

Physics exams are no fun

[fallow kite]

epic fail

[meager slate]

!shoot @misty violet

[gilded timber]

!stab 691264895269994496

[meager slate]

Tango down

[full pond]

🫡

[gilded timber]

Rip

[fallow kite]

xD

[cinder sapphire]

nah that is fun

[eager wadi]

duo tag team

[dull aspen]

hey now its relatively better than the ones in america

[tough tapir]

mango

[rancid dome]

🔥

[full pond]

Stabbed and shot

[tough tapir]

mango mango mango mango

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 has been muted in this server.

[meager slate]

I shot him while Lucid stabbed

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 has been muted in this server.

[rancid dome]

Always Peak, Lucid

Brilliant

[rocky adder]

Superior shot

[eager wadi]

i have to visit sydney

[deft fjord]

You’re a real one fr

[eager wadi]

eventually

[rocky adder]

Woah

You’re purple

[dull aspen]

literally why it sucks there

[cinder sapphire]

I am going to use this out of context btw

;)

[rancid dome]

You're my favorite gun person, Mikel

[eager wadi]

hell you mean sucks there

[full pond]

Screw Sydney Melbourne is way better trust

[meager slate]

Do we unmute Marshall or no, lets have a vote guys

[fallow kite]

no

[rancid dome]

Nooooo

[eager wadi]

canberra literally exists so sydney wouldnt have taken the capital title

[full pond]

Nuh uh

[meager slate]

Thats two nos

[rocky adder]

Yes

[meager slate]

One yes

[fallow kite]

I'm going out, i'm losing brain cells because of you

[gilded timber]

I'm going to give him a few minutes to think on his crimes

[cinder sapphire]

good

[dull aspen]

no it exists because they couldnt decide between sydney and melbourne

[meager slate]

Yessir

[eager wadi]

okay british

[full pond]

Because Melbourne was just so awesome

[fallow kite]

bye cya

[cinder sapphire]

haha

[dull aspen]

facts...

[fallow kite]

and remember

drugs are okay

[eager wadi]

nuh uh, sydney would have won cause how sexy it is

but everyone lives in melbourne

so they made canberra

[cinder sapphire]

this quote

[rocky adder]

I’ll be back in 15 mins

[cinder sapphire]

I love it

[rocky adder]

I swear if y’all fall asleep by then I’m blowing up Cassie

[dull aspen]

the only reason sydney is even known is because they have the opera house

[snow umbra]

I blew up Malaysia.

[meager slate]

Why so wide

[eager wadi]

thank you cassie

[cinder sapphire]

my monitor

most likely

[full pond]

Everyone lives in Melbourne because they chose personality over looks

[rancid dome]

Helll yeah

[meager slate]

Crazy Cassie quote

[dull aspen]

what

[rancid dome]

One less neighbor

[dull aspen]

blow me up next

i want to detonate into 100 pieces

and be scattered around the world

[full pond]

Masochist

[meager slate]

Alright alright

!unstab @misty violet

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 unmuted in this server.

[meager slate]

Enough crybaby jail

[proud turret]

how do you make an 079 voice changer

[misty violet]

😂

[eager wadi]

yeah and the funny split of rat town and normal

[misty violet]

The only reason I know Sydney is because my favourite tv show takes place there

[dull aspen]

melbourne weather gotta be the coolest thing ever even though everyone complains about it

[gilded timber]

Great minds think alike or something

[cinder sapphire]

Australian doesnt exist

[full pond]

I'm sitting in an air con train rn but damn it looks so sunny outside

[misty violet]

That’s actually scary

[eager wadi]

sorry foodeater, you're new zealander now

[full pond]

French*

[eager wadi]

im half non existent

[dull aspen]

as long as it isnt frankston line youre alright

[eager wadi]

timeless said so

[full pond]

Frankston gotta be the worst part of melbourne

[gilded timber]

New Zealand is pretty cool actually

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[dull aspen]

east side 👎

[cinder sapphire]

lotr was filmed there

[full pond]

West side on top

[dull aspen]

west side on top

[misty violet]

I srill haven’t seen LOTR

[cinder sapphire]

so I imagine the landscape is nice

[meager slate]

Well said

[misty violet]

Is that the one with gandelf

[gilded timber]

They have a really good go karting track down a mountain and some funny looking animals, 10/10 would go again

[misty violet]

I didn’t know auro was in New Zealand

[full pond]

New Zeauro

[eager wadi]

kiwis

🥝

[misty violet]

I’ve never had a kiwi

Any good?

[cinder sapphire]

it is alright

[eager wadi]

yeah its okay.

[full pond]

Is it weird if I like eating the kiwi skin

[gilded timber]

Yeah they just kinda strut around....

[eager wadi]

may as well eat the entire coconut then

[misty violet]

Isn’t that the most neutricious part

[gilded timber]

Yes

[full pond]

I scoop out the insides first then eat the skin

[gilded timber]

I also don't understand golden kiwis

[cinder sapphire]

the worse fruit is by far grapefruit

or whatever it is called

[misty violet]

I’ve also never had a peach

[cinder sapphire]

hate that

[cinder sapphire]

how

[full pond]

The skin is way more sour than the insides

[eager wadi]

you're missing out on that

[gilded timber]

Well.. it isn't designed to be edible

[full pond]

My favourite fruit tho will always be mangoes

[misty violet]

Are they rhe sort of thing I can eat during a smoke break?

[eager wadi]

peaches are literally meant to be eaten

[fossil wasp]

EAT ONE! NOW!

[eager wadi]

see

[shrewd gull]

Lucid where you live

[eager wadi]

even gravy supports on eating peaches

[misty violet]

I don’t have one to hand

[cinder sapphire]

go get one

[eager wadi]

though they mostly grow during summer

[gilded timber]

UK :(
Originally, Australia

[fossil wasp]

lucid origin story

[misty violet]

I live in Oxford, we import everything.

Lucid why the fuck are you awake

Bro go to sleep

It’s 4am

[shrewd gull]

Another UKian

Didn’t know you were an outback aussie lugang…

[cinder sapphire]

blueberries is also nice even tho I know most people dont like that

[rancid dome]

Says you mate

[cinder sapphire]

or some

[full pond]

Lugang

[gilded timber]

I could ask you the same thing......

[eager wadi]

i prefer grapes over blueberries

[misty violet]

I finished work 3 hours ago

[shrewd gull]

Yeah Lu is with my gang

[cinder sapphire]

true

[misty violet]

Im trying to delay having to wake up

[fossil wasp]

blueberries are the WORST fruit

[cinder sapphire]

I went blueberry picking one

[misty violet]

I don’t wish for tomorrow afternoon to come

So if I don’t sleep

[cinder sapphire]

grapefruit is

by far

[full pond]

Get out

[misty violet]

Its longer until the afternoon

[full pond]

Don't diss my blueberries like that

[gilded timber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/934062419733536768/1025189459857260604/29B137A0-B2CA-4BD3-A92E-542BCC35BEED.gif

[fossil wasp]

second worst imo close second

[misty violet]

I want to try a Dragonfruit ngl

[cinder sapphire]

no

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-angry-cat-mad-cat-mad-death-stare-gif-2007099240114134459

[full pond]

Raspberries are goated

[tame hollow]

[cinder sapphire]

grapefruit is worse than blueberries

[gilded timber]

True

[rancid dome]

Joseph!!!

[cinder sapphire]

what are you saying gravy

[rancid dome]

Use the sand hanitizer

[eager wadi]

hi joseph

[fossil wasp]

hi jo!!

[gilded timber]

Raspberry pancakes are my favourite breakfast by far

[eager wadi]

mama

[cinder sapphire]

hello joe

what are you making for today

[gilded timber]

Hi Joseph!!!

[misty violet]

Nahhhh. Pulled Pork Omelette.

[fossil wasp]

they’re close just one is like 1% worse

[cinder sapphire]

nah

[eager wadi]

im gonna go check for peaches actually

then make tea

[full pond]

I hate cucumbers

[misty violet]

Peaches are squishy right

[cinder sapphire]

grapefruits are for sure the worse fruit

[gilded timber]

I'm sure that would be lovely if I wasn't vegetarian lol

[cinder sapphire]

they taste so bad

[full pond]

Arent they normally like solid

[eager wadi]

no

[misty violet]

Oh. My mistake sorry.

[fossil wasp]

agreed

[eager wadi]

yeh

[misty violet]

Oh

[gilded timber]

Not particularly

[full pond]

Squishy peach is not a good sign

[gilded timber]

Depends how ripe they are

[eager wadi]

its actually best eating it with skin

[misty violet]

I’ve also never had lettuce

[cinder sapphire]

^

[tame hollow]

I woke up just now after 3.5h and will cycle to work in 10min

[eager wadi]

just make sure to wash it in the sink

[full pond]

What

How

[cinder sapphire]

ah

[misty violet]

Lettuce scares me

[fossil wasp]

vro is suffering severe vitamin deficiencies

[eager wadi]

reminds me, i want to inflate my bike's tires so i can start riding it again

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-bunny-lettuce-bunny-eat-bunny-muncher-bnuuy-gif-4879387357565881947

[gilded timber]

You don't need to apologise, it's basically voluntary since I just don't really like meat

[eager wadi]

fennek

[misty violet]

Yeah, I do, but for other reasons.

[misty violet]

Fair enough aha.

[gilded timber]

I fear you are bound for scurvy

[cinder sapphire]

that is another thing

but ya

[misty violet]

I probably will eventually, My body has seen better days.

[cinder sapphire]

thank you

getting a lot of blackmail on nathan

today

[eager wadi]

this slovene

with the M cut off

[willow wren]

wrong ts ✌️

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1082159111354986506/1222653706110242848/attachment.gif

[fossil wasp]

ikel

[misty violet]

Make sure you check the condition of the tyre before riding it

[eager wadi]

im gonna make them smooth so i can slip off more

[cinder sapphire]

wait you guys say tire tyre

[misty violet]

No balls

[cinder sapphire]

what

[rancid dome]

Brits use tyre

[eager wadi]

tyre but i prefer saying tire

cause im not a brit

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[gilded timber]

We speak the kings English

[misty violet]

Because your tyres are “tired from use”

[cinder sapphire]

same with using colour

[misty violet]

Haha Im so funny

[cinder sapphire]

it is color

[fossil wasp]

blimey!

[misty violet]

Crickey!

[eager wadi]

skibidi, your royal majesty

[willow wren]

i say tire

and colour

[misty violet]

Go home

[cinder sapphire]

nah

[fossil wasp]

please no. im dming hr

https://tenor.com/view/dog-moving-away-dog-backing-away-from-hand-mulchangel-gif-5785800496679350923

[rocky adder]

Hello chat are we all still alive

!maid

[willow wren]

skibidi 💔 ts pmo icl js sybau 🥀

[snow umbra]

@silent idol

[eager wadi]

ejja narraw skibidi loki ħabiba

[tough tapir]

Skibidi king that gives out blumpkins

[eager wadi]

:D

[cinder sapphire]

hubert loves it

[rocky adder]

Maybe I shouldn’t have come back

[gilded timber]

How dare thy declare such juvenile sayings in thy presence

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-homelander-yuyocomepingas-ayudaporfavor-gif-26089820

[eager wadi]

also yes, loki means toilet in maltese

[cinder sapphire]

loki

I am going to the loki

[eager wadi]

ħa inmur nagħmel loki

[misty violet]

wait wait wait

Maltese is a thing?

I thought you guys spoke Italian

[gilded timber]

Does this mean your toilet does tricks!???

[eager wadi]

italian is like

spoke by 60% of the population

maltese is the language

[rocky adder]

[fossil wasp]

we should all share the same language trust

[eager wadi]

Maltese and English are the official language