#general-chat
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Remove this poo guy from sl
Guardman only had 10 you said?
We must grow
Gangster
40 on electric indigo you say?
WHAT have i done
We will defeat red
deleting electric indigo
i bet 150€ on electric indigo
Do it
I'm taking the money
Purge them
What if
😿 fascists ware worse enough, why fascists furrys
Eletric Indigo was the Chaos color
Lavender rose best colour role
Pink?
Subfardo what have i done to you
Yeah it's a nice shade tbf
pink
stinkie
pink is the most hated color in SL land
Purple so hard it melts brain
down with subfardo
lean
if i ever come to britian, you should show me around and then go for a drink
🍺 
Did you talk to that guy I was telling you about?
Will you pay
ill pay once, then its split
I see how it is
who are you

Split (, Croatian: [splît] ), historically known as Spalato (Italian: [ˈspaːlato]; Venetian: Spàlato; see other names), is the second-largest city of Croatia, after the capital Zagreb, the largest city in Dalmatia and the largest city on the Croatian coast. The Split metropolitan area is home to about 330,000 people. It lies on the eastern shore...
erm
and this is how hubert and nathan met
Hobert*
robert
Bobetr
Bober
though it is a nice looking place
Curva
Kurva
Cuz there no young people in the industry anymore
old ass guy thinking he walter or sm shit
We are in a labor shortage
We see the purple bro
It spreads
CC?
content creator
purple user
criken is probably one of the first
hubert
along with frisky

Well. Youtube has been around longer than the SCP fandom
hubert doesn’t count
The neon purple is actually nerve racking
Join us
To look at
hubert the first one to get partnered 🙏
it insists upon itself
ASSIMILATE
i will be purple
hibert pleas wen i nezt voepdieo
wow
It’s a terrible colour
purple color best color
Uh oh
We must grow
Level 10 can't change color
Skill issue
Yeah
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skill issue
Skill issue

Drinks in croatia?!
@scarlet anchor you should do this
Yeah cola 
nice link
Hehe
Try again!!

The fucking man behind the slaughter virus
Oh my goodness
Oh my damn
Oh my goodness
He's going ham
I don't know what I was thinking
Leaving my child behind
i forgot
I will win just like this
it will be easy
just like that
you going to have -32
like number nine
russia flag
who
thought it was roblox
smh
thought it was another thing.....
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@rocky adder
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@silent idol
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@tight ermine
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@meager slate
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nuts
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@meager slate
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waku waku teto teto
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@cinder sapphire
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L
lol
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w and w
L
God Im such an asshole
e
:3
Evil >:[
Hi gravy
hi vegeta hru
Great

@meager slate just curious here, are you friends with Pigeons?
I just had one bird strike into my arm while on the motorway
My bike is covered in bird blood
Was this the first of many attempts to kill me?
Where? Ima lick it off
Okay Dracula
Im lucky I didn’t crash
It was so unexpected
I was just cruising listening to Artic Monkeys
AND BOOM
uhm what
Yes
Ask back
Graver
Gravity
I wanna fuckin fight one of those New York pigeons
there’s a compulsion to fight birds
There’s no laws against the pigeons Vegeta
NO HENREY DONT DO IT
I never had a choice
Hope i don't get introuble for that joke
Uhhh
They are immortal
Literal gods
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aggravated cruelty to animals §353-a
Yeah
Look up the one in my bio
:(
if auro going to kill anyone .... it is prob going to be me
isnt that right @meager slate
Delicious
I didnt say that auro
Let her sleep
WHY DIDNT THEY CORRECT ME YESTERDAY



imma ruin the chain
true
Smell? Smell what?
thomas thomas thomas
Not cool dude
you know what I mean
Happy birthday @tropic violet
Does anyone have any ideas on how to rapidly warm up my toes
Happy birthday
I’ve had them in my electric foot warmer for an hour now and their still cold
A tub of hot water always works
I have poor circulation in my hands and hot water always helps
Burrito style

if i attempted, i would have succeeded

go ahead

Did I misgender you as female last night? If I did I wanted to apologise.
Volcano
Tried that
Stars?
In my language he and her is the same
we use "they"
Ight am I making 10pm mac n cheese or 10pm chicken tendies!?
😭
10pm chimken
What do YOU want?
I dont care
Chimken it is thennn
How you are refereed to as isn’t my choice, it’s yours.
let me try that again
Reffered
I give you the choice
Wait that’s still wrong
Okay thank you
Now how the fuck do I spell what I’m trying to spell
Im genuinely stuck here
Referred
Oh, I was right second time.
ingliż uwa vera iebes :(
No comment.
You need a foreigner teaching you your own language hm? 
Dyslexia.
dice alexia
Not this again aha
Blabla
🎲 🔊
Some words piss me off more than others
charlie good show
Wob
Wibble wobble.
auro on the hunt for rule breakers
Me finding people to global ban
youll probably find some on nwo eu servers 
Feel free to dm me about them if u ever see one
ACCURATE

Most accurate statement ever made
Just report 
NWO EU servers are literally just British Roadmen throwing slurs
Hence why I no longer play them and choose the Canadian ones.
Buh
As soon as I got the f slur for sounding “gay” I dipped and never returned
For the record i dont sound gay.

Mr Worldwide
French
I'm part German >:(
why so purple
And 1/128 native american
🇲🇹🇦🇺
That's all I have on my heritage
i will get lvl 50 and obtain purple
poland but with a cross
I get the funny icon that shows i'm a server hoster, that's good enough for me 
gonna prank all of server host tomorrow
You dont need that..

What... 
Server host icon should be changed into amogus
delisted so you dont have any badges
how did you like the sea bunny I sent
auro
Understandable they are super soft
Sadly I cant
Mine is auto verified and Ced777ric can also mess with my server 
Allergic :(
Wackkk!
That didn't stop my ex. She had a bunny but was allergic lol
Yeah but
Guess it depends on how allergic

Fair enough
a fate worse than being french
where is the cats
now its just 1 turtle and 2 dogs
I have a date on Saturday
Same
I had a lot of hermit crabs (back before I knew better), frogs (a decent amount), fish (decent amount), 7 dogs (not at once but overall), 4 cats (again not all at once), and a snake
AYYEEE good luck
I can’t decide whether I make the guy suffer by giving him little bits at a time or just see how it goes
It’s fun messing with them sometimes
good server
no idea what im doing here though
i downloaded the game like 4 days ago
4 days is 4 days
now you'll never leave
yeah... can't even stop :(
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@tough tapir
I don’t get it. People saying racial slurs all the time and I say fk once and I’m banned?
For a week?
Fk
frick
frack
fricking frick 😠😠

Fk actually means frenzied kangaroos and people don't want frenzied kangaroos invading their server so they had no choice but to kick you out

Ah makes sense. Ty
Bros yappin
I been here before u😭 i js be forgetting im even in this bih
lmaooo
What u staring at mario
Why did I just have to see this at the start of the day 😭
hi

hiya
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@cinder sapphire
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Oh really
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Fuc
No way, it's BooBeese
The man himself
!mais
i have appeared
gonna apply for discord mod just so i can leak secrets then leave :3
it would be hilarious even
That I can agree
so funny i might even do it just for the bit if not for the fact i already got secrets i cant leak lol
oh shit true that position is literally to replace you lol
nathan got sick of you i guess
I mean, tbf, there are shit tons of EU mods already lmao
Rn, there's only 1 singular AU mod to cover all this timezones lol
Yup

And he's on invisible like 70% of the time so you wont even know if hes on 😭
I applied for dmod after stop playing SL

Just out of curiosity are there a lot of NA mods too?
There's about 2-3 iirc
also im old enough to serverhost, too young to do NW roles smh
might as well be 1984
You will be able to apply when 15.0 comes out
(2038)
idk what i would even do cause you are NOT catching me being a discord moderator for this server lmao

What was ts
Tech support
Tech Support
Tech Support...
@tame hollow @gaunt talon you two posted chudjaks
tell me who its based on now to pass 
fate worse then death
yep they failed the chud test
i would just annoy one of the gmod or verif people to let me back in
im trustworthy with sensitive player info :D
For my opinion in tech support there are guys who dont know how to help with the default issues
these newgens don't even know where chud came from
"Did you try validating your files?"
"No..."
Patrick
bingo
I could learn to do it, if im being honest verification seems like the one I would choose if I could just cause I already know most of the VSR off the top of my head and it gives me a reason to explore new servers and meet new people
inaccurate!!
there would be a 3 day wait for a reply from the person opening it and it would be such a simple fix its not even funny
real
Sometimes appear cases when u can think many times
Cuz not all in vsr rules work
?
the VSR rules are so brain dead its not funny lol
verification server rules rules
Or they are not described in vsr rules
dont bully me english is my first language
Understandable
vsrrrr
I mean that's gonna happen no matter what, there are gonna be new situations that haven't been brought up/don't have a common solution so you gotta just figure smth out, either yourself or checking with someone higher up
Vsr rules sounds better than vsr
Same thing happens in just staffing any community server
^
issue is the VSR has a lot of rules that make no sense or are unfair to enforce
Most fun part about verif is writing reports, totally
cheaters are really obvious 99% of the time it feels
even when trying to closet cheat
"You cant have server with more 60 slots!!!"
"btw if u want make server with 1000 players say it in the letter 🥺 "
The tate?
Yooo beese
Havent seen you around
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@cinder sapphire
you can just read their skill level then compare how they act, nobody playing like they are a seasoned veteran is going to be making large, stupid mistakes, plus people playing like ass won't have perfect recoil, etc
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One example but we have reports for players in server list
this is my half yearly check in to shit on NW and see who is still active before i disappear again
Lmao

Me when I have purposely added VSR rules which annoy server hosters because they are annoying fucks
How will players know about all agreements between vsr and server?
The fuck are you on about
You can give a rep!
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think hes trying to go on about how some servers are allowed to have more the 60 slots but players reporting wont know that?
idk really
dont think you can spam report
Spamming emails will blacklist you, spamming the ingame report will get you a funny reaction on discord and a blacklist ingame from using the feature
2nd guy report that
really the 60 slot rule shouldnt exist along with a shit ton of others but guess no one has bothered to rewrite the vsr
And etc
As its based on 'karma'
You resigned quite a while ago as well but boy do I know things
I say fcin example
Before leaving management
Read the vsr
when will people learn not to park on the fucking bike lane
You sound like alkyne
Just ride over

Man...
ive seen maybe a few cases total between both gmod and verif where someone got their friends to help them mass report one person or server and usually its like 4 reports max and does nothing to inconvenience anyone
Okay
Me when I move email to spam and just dont care because i am a chill guy
That message was meant in reply to beese
too many messages
how the fuck did i get a splinter with gloves on
karma for what you did
The splinter was in gloves
surely you leak all the secrets to me :3

Not much of a secret, it was announced in serverhost announcements last year iirc
I probably still have the drafts n shit
But seeing how I resigned, Dan resigned and the team restructured, things are probably not going how they were supposed to
feel like i know exactly what you are talking about lol
though maybe its something that happened after i left
REVOLT REVOLT REVOLT
MOD PURGE
HR, kill these men
lmao
Meow


dont tempt me, i will say things that will make HR never let me back in
I'm here
Power out

Power inside
society we truly live in
truly one the societies of all time
What game
Thought that was krunker for a second
I miss Krunken
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@tough tapir
im stupid as hell
Machine
Maid
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@meager slate
@meager slate maid
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Atoms, add one mod to every body in his electron
This became gay very fast
Mods
Blow 173 up and ship his remains to the far corners of the universe
I require one universe shaped peanut to form
S
S
A
S
S
A
S
Mango
mango
mango water?
Evil water
Funny water
Nathan did
A romantic abatement
A romantic basement
A roman base
decus imperii!
why are you french
Latinum est...
indocti barbari ignari quid latine sit
!langlatin
h
lt I guess
No lol
!langit
Salve, questo è un server in lingua inglese, puoi unirti alla community italiana localizzata qui.
It is alive!

Latin is a dead language
Buddy
That's Italian
I think I know...
mostly doctors learn it for some reason
Why you're a hater
Romans were known for having advanced mediicne
Latin is dead
You can learn it with Duolingo
🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣
Finally!
Which is why the pig is ... sus.. scrofa domesticus...
i have been learning the minion language on Duolingo while my wife cooks and wraps presents for our 9 children.
I mean what if you will need it someday
bc most names for like muscles have latin names
are you gru
Most medical things have latin names
MOds!!!
!stab 1283825435729199193
dvitez1#0 has been muted in this server.
Release him!!! He ain’t done nuthin
I'm surprised this is only a stab
already banned
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woke up and choosed violence
I heard news that a Thai navy ship got ram by a Vietnamese fishing ship commandeered by 2 people 
Man you can't make this shit up lmao
One message removed from a suspended account.
@rancid dome !!!!
@tight ermine ¡¡¡¡¡±
unfortunately happens, at best you could try to report them for toxicity on their discord servers.
what did he do
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does the bot ping you when it reps you Nathan
broke the rules
cause I avoid doing the rep @ bc I don’t wanna ping you but it seems kinda useless if the bot just pings you 2 seconds later
I hate humans
Some humans are actually so evil
I see
So true bestie
me when my burger order is wrong
A kid in my area has been missing for 3 months
Some other kids trolled his parents
Not all of them :D
By calling and pretending to be him

bro 😭
They must be boiled
me
Absolutely evil children
Us
gang shit fr
who else up trading they spices
I wonder..
At last I got it
you arent from new york though

falling gravity or something

Why is there a black option in #utility-roles if the max level role already makes your name black
I just learned Denmark has a police unit that plays games to catch criminals
And SCP:SL has been played
Police unfairly died to 079 and quit the game after the first match
playing as MTF
Chaos Gaming
You are left handed
Please tell me they recorded it i wanna see it
I am left handed
I will never understand why chaos is using full cut PASGT helmets and then like
900$+ AVON protection gas masks
honestly the most unrealistic thing about SCP:SL is the idea that H&K would ever not dickride the MTF and cuck over chaos

Immune system after increasing body temperature to fight virus risking itself for death

guys…that’s what the earth is doing to us…#savethetrees
everybody an environmentalist until it’s their turn to pour 2lbs of sugar into 1 tonne of concrete to make it never fully set
for donors when they reach 50
Foundation makes their own gun H&K ain't selling them stuff
Foundation gunworks
Yes
if so why the fuck is the foundation doing all this containment shit if they’re producing MP7’s and 4.6 domestically they could make literally a trillion dollars in a day if they just became a gun company
wait no the MP7’s are 9mm
it’s over
still
terrorist group havjng H&K weapons
super unrealistic
ruined my immersion
Apparently they're also secret
"Foundation material - secrecy restrictions apply"
My guy, it's a box of 5.56x45mm NATO rounds
You’d have to check their twitch
oh my God they’re not even using black tip no wonder MTF squads get their shit kicked in
arguably the most common round in the world other than 7.62, and indisputably so in western countries
About 7.62...
this isn’t some secret technology dawg I know 4 people irl who have more 5.56 than the foundation does on site
Do you know what Bordelli means?
The UK uses 5.56mm
literally everyone uses 5.56
even the Russians switched to 5.56 they just didn’t wanna admit it so made a round called 5.45
which is just 5.56 but with the name at the top of the homework changed
It means Brothels
😭
Didn't know it said italy
The UK also uses 7.62mm rounds
They managed to pull off the largest ever bank heist yesterday so
the general purpose round almost all of NATO uses is 5.56 because it’s a good intermediary cartridge
9x19mm ammo says made in poland
and it works extraordinarily well in general purpose rifles
It doesn’t work very well in sharpshooter roles
I’m sure the largest ever bank heist was assisted by them using 7.62 and not 5.56 and not their entire wing of the government dedicated to hacking into foreign assets
LMAO
it was actually a single asset they hacked
- Tell that to the insurgents in fallujah
- not every soldier is going to be a sharpshooter obviously, we are talking general purpose
it works good enough for the soldier to use at great distances
for anything precision obviously they’re not gonna use 5.56
In general you’re gonna get accurate fire of ranges up to 300 meters in OPTIMAL conditions
Key word is optimal
it depends on the weapon as well because the british weapon they were using was the L8 wasn’t it
I was about to say "Anti-Material rifle in SL when" before realizing the 3-X works pretty damn well against materials
Did you travel back in time?
We have a variety now.
because Americans in Afghanistan were engaging in 500 metres or more
I’m basing this off of the Afghanistan war because it’s a conflict we have a lot of footage of although Ukraine as well
the engagement range is quite far
not to mention the foundation isn’t exactly a necessity for sharpshooters
you’re not sniping officers or high ranking people
Engagement Range and Range of Accurate Fire is very different
5.56 works flawlessly for the foundation actually
sure but they were accurately engaging up to 500 metres or even more
which, again, for the foundation works perfectly
because site 02 isn’t exactly a sharpshooters dream
No it’s their nightmare.
you can have long range engagements on surface sure but the distance is perfect for 5.56
.50 BMG or annihilation death beam
works all the same tbh
Realistically Site 02 should be CQB & Sidearms only.
Excluding the new heavy and surface
What if we had Negev as Repressors LMG?
The new heavy provides for Rifle usage.
please please
please God all I want is a PKM or PKP
It’s a suppressor
Add .50 bmg com 15 you can create in 914
Can't wait for every single SL player to "mistakenly" mispronounce it as soon as they spawn in
realistically site 02 should be CQB
except for half of the facility and the entire surface zone
Old heavy would have been CQB
Logicer is literally Negev but yellow
Add a fucking Browning M2
Fucking .50 BMG machine gun
Just put scope on it and watch it easily go brrrr
the Logicer is an MG5
Literally what BMG stands for
While Negev is NG-5 
true
but when I call someone that it’s an instant perma mute
YOURE A KING GG
NG-7 works well for Surface Zone actually
1 use .50 bmg com 15
Why you go around calling people NG-5s 
It explodes after shooting it once
.50 BMG com 15
So basically a welrod you shoved a 50 BMG into
when you shoot it your wrist shatters
and you can’t use a gun for the rest of the game
Who's this supfardo hater guy
the current facility is extraordinarily good for the current MTF rifles and squad automatic weapons
Guys guys
Hear me out what if NW added Mp5k? Wouldnt that be cool!?
Artic Warfare would actually be perfect for the Surface Zone for picking off lone targets.
the current weapons of choice are actually really good considering the MTF LMG is very mobile and uses 5.56 as well
similar to the
which one is it
is the M240B the one in 5.56
Ngl just for the funny hubert should add an anti-material rifle like an M82 and let us use it for CQB
MP5K is so ugly
I know thats why Mp5-s is better
It would just result in mass genocide





