general-chat

[mighty lodge]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tight ermine

[quick knot]

What other ancient events were there

Uh

[rocky adder]

!rep @tight ermine

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tight ermine a reputation point!

[quick knot]

Chat channels for suggestions didn't always exist

[fickle zephyr]

when is suggestions becoming public again

was it not public

[quick knot]

Ambassadors just told people to use ranked general for discord suggestion chat

It was never public

[rocky adder]

My job would be such a pain

[fickle zephyr]

oh my bad then

its just cancelled patreons

[quick knot]

It had always been a ranked thing since Ambassadors added it

[fickle zephyr]

i just remembered smth different

[quick knot]

The downfall of Ambassadors

[rocky adder]

Welp

[light lily]

this is how i feel after massacring the whole chaos team just to die to my stupid ass teammate shooting me

[rocky adder]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-chat-big-chungus-gif-19739716

[fickle zephyr]

what was ambassadors i think i remember like super vividly seeing someone with an ambassador role but im not unc enough to know what it did

[quick knot]

Create an election to vote discord users to an Ambassadors
Ambassadors exist to listen to feedback on the discord
meme guy somehow wins
Ambassadors added discord-suggestions
immediately become useless

Yeah

[fickle zephyr]

ok nvm its self explantory lol

popularity contest

[quick knot]

Connor propaganda was effective

And you take the moon

[fickle zephyr]

awesome combo bro

[somber raptor]

Not mine

[misty violet]

YUNGBLUD CONCERT CONFIRMED???

Bro the support acts aren’t even support acts. They’re fucking concerts of their own

[visual acorn]

Big money waste😭

[misty violet]

YungBlud, Chase Atlantic, Blackbeard, jxdn to name a few

[quick knot]

Prop hunt be like

[fickle zephyr]

sell it for more 🥸

[misty violet]

THATS not even a support acts. THATS individual concert 😭

[visual acorn]

You can win in a casino with a bigger chance

[strong dune]

Cone corner

[fallow timber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092197721139589198/1343722400314949693/stewie_sit.png?ex=67be4e81&is=67bcfd01&hm=61220249fc13dca490a6bac1b8078f0eea69bacf2b4967a38448430dc7af1681&

[strong dune]

Riveting conversation

[sick bluff]

e

[strong dune]

She was so nice

She deserves someone better

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-gosling-ryan-gif-27474238

[vagrant ermine]

I didn't even notice the knife at first, I saw the stupid amount of cones there

[strong dune]

Wait it was a knife flex?

[quick knot]

I just see cones

Someone there is a hider

Shoot the cones

[strong dune]

“I drop my controller” moment

[vagrant ermine]

^
Assumed it was a knife flex after they said this

[strong dune]

I bought a knife before 2020 and the value has been going up

So I think i made a pretty good investment

[fallow kite]

Terran

Can

Can you code

[quick knot]

Somewhat

Havent done it in awhile

[misty violet]

Time to head home

Scenic route or quick route home gang?

[polar spade]

Backwards

Stay where you are till tomorrow

So you dont need to walk back

[quick knot]

Head to a random home

Spin multiple times then walk backwards

[misty violet]

Motorbike

[misty violet]

“You spin me round baby”

[quick knot]

Bike backwards

[misty violet]

I’ve crashed once

Not again

Marshal V Motorway Lane Barrier

Barrier won

[polar spade]

Just dont crash again

[misty violet]

No shit…

[strong dune]

Never trust a biker to not crash

[polar spade]

Does anyone else run over every motorbike driver they see

In GTA ofc

Like you see a guy on a bike and you think, I have to run him over

[misty violet]

YOURE TELLING ME

[misty violet]

It’s not just GTA

It’s irl too

I’ve legally filtered through slow moving traffic before

And had some woman open her door

Right as I was about to pass her

[shrewd gull]

Selena Gomez kinda slaps

[misty violet]

So does Quincy

[shrewd gull]

I dunno who that is but this girlypop shit goes hard

[misty violet]

LOL

[misty violet]

@tight ermine

How do you not know Quincy

[shrewd gull]

Well I know that quinc

[misty violet]

Quincy is on god the best

Auro is a close second

[shrewd gull]

Mr gato manager

[misty violet]

Tied with Gravy

[shrewd gull]

BANZAI

[minor goblet]

👁️

[misty violet]

Banzai spotted

[shrewd gull]

What up B dawg

[misty violet]

Did you breach containment again

[minor goblet]

Maybe

I turned myself into to a marketable plush

That's all

[misty violet]

LMAO

[minor goblet]

Nothing more

[misty violet]

When is the next plush

We need more

[minor goblet]

We do need more. Sadly I have no info on that

[shrewd gull]

The marketeers got to Banzai 😔

I know you have insider knowledge.

[minor goblet]

Correct they did

[misty violet]

Unfortunately I haven’t managed to obtain any yet

[shrewd gull]

Now I have the origin for the pfp

[misty violet]

Im praying one will appear on eBay

[minor goblet]

Wait they sell them on ebay?

[misty violet]

They occasionally appear

[shrewd gull]

I want staff plushes

[misty violet]

For exorbitant prices

[minor goblet]

Like second hand

[misty violet]

Yeah

[eager wadi]

3 krona dobaloons

[misty violet]

They appear for like £100+

[minor goblet]

[misty violet]

And people actually buy them

[eager wadi]

[pseudo ivy]

Amongus

[minor goblet]

gusnomA

[pseudo ivy]

[minor goblet]

Dam phone blew it up

[misty violet]

How long did that take you to spell

[minor goblet]

To make a fair point

I have dyslexia

So

[misty violet]

Same

[minor goblet]

[shrewd gull]

what’s that again

[misty violet]

I have to spell the entire word correctly and then work my way backwards

[shrewd gull]

doesn’t jamie have that too

[misty violet]

It’s been proven everyone has it to SOME degree

[minor goblet]

Trubel
Reading, spelling ect..

[eager wadi]

dice alexia

🎲

[misty violet]

I also have dyscalica

[shrewd gull]

Pretty sure that’s me

[misty violet]

Im not even gonna bother correcting rhat

[minor goblet]

[eager wadi]

[misty violet]

Whoever called dyslexia rhat is an idiot

WHY SO MANY DIFFERENT LETTERS

[minor goblet]

When it's 02:52 AM and you can't sleep

[misty violet]

I’ve just got home from work and I’m considering cooking a pizza at 2am

[eager wadi]

youre a minute into the future??

holy cow

[misty violet]

They’re an SCP

[shrewd gull]

It’s 8 for me

[misty violet]

am or pm

[shrewd gull]

PM

[shrewd gull]

I live in Ohio amongst the corn

[misty violet]

Past your bed time then

[cinder sapphire]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[misty violet]

LOL

It’s honestly just true at this point

[cinder sapphire]

!rep @meager slate

[snow umbra]

You have just given @meager slate a reputation point!

[shrewd gull]

what in tarnation is this maid command

[misty violet]

I can sense it

It’s coming

As soon as Auro sees that

[cinder sapphire]

@tough tapir

[quick knot]

A command that shows you maids

[misty violet]

Hang on

WHY IS AURO OFFLINE

[shrewd gull]

can terran be a maid please

[misty violet]

This is unacceptable

[quick knot]

No

[misty violet]

Auro isn’t allowed a life. They’re a maid !

[shrewd gull]

Auro is like

30 or somethin

[cinder sapphire]

auro is 30 or something

ya

[meager slate]

[meager slate]

Thats so sad

I'm just going to sleep

[misty violet]

There’s Auro!

[cinder sapphire]

you old fella @meager slate

[meager slate]

Thats how sad that is

[misty violet]

I reckon Auro is mid twenties.

[quick knot]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-grandpa-gif-14729663161359511049

[meager slate]

IM 21

HOW

WHAT

[misty violet]

Nathan face leak?

[shrewd gull]

See I was close

[misty violet]

THATS early

[meager slate]

Thats a terran selfie

[misty violet]

Not mid

Im 21 too

How tf I made it this far idk

[meager slate]

What month.

[misty violet]

September

2003

[meager slate]

Old ass bitch

[cinder sapphire]

true

[misty violet]

fuck you both

[meager slate]

You!!

Fark you!!

[misty violet]

Just because my back is fucked doesn’t mean Im old

[cinder sapphire]

you old fella

[meager slate]

Timeless can fix your back

He's an old man

Mummified corpse

[misty violet]

If im old Nathan must be prehistoric

[meager slate]

From the Xi Jon Mi dynasty

[misty violet]

That has got to be a stab surely

[cinder sapphire]

1 million years old

[meager slate]

Let Nathan sleep

[misty violet]

Y’all sleep?

What’s that

Never heard of such a thing

[meager slate]

Explains alot..

[cinder sapphire]

true

[meager slate]

I'm a meanie today

[cinder sapphire]

instead of getting builled like always

you doing the bullying

[meager slate]

Yeah I feel bad too

[misty violet]

ow

[meager slate]

Idk how you keep it up

[misty violet]

LOL

[polar spade]

It’s easy when the victim is short

[cinder sapphire]

^

[misty violet]

LOL

AHAHAHA

[meager slate]

I despise you

[misty violet]

Especially when it’s gremlin sized

[cinder sapphire]

;)

[meager slate]

I will make sure to become the AI that will rule over the world

I will express my deep hate toward you then

[quick knot]

Will you be able to reach the "upload yourself into AI" button?

[misty violet]

You could play Professor Flickwick in Harry Potter

[misty violet]

LOL

[meager slate]

Catching strays left and right

[misty violet]

THAT WAS HARSH

LOL

[quick knot]

I'm harsh to all patrons and staff

[meager slate]

Terran I hope the wiki explodes

[quick knot]

And Marcus

[cinder sapphire]

I mean it is marcus

[meager slate]

Mysteriously the wiki loses all data

[cinder sapphire]

it makes sense

[misty violet]

Has the Wiki ever been DDoSed?

[quick knot]

Wiki is apart of our main servers

[misty violet]

I feel like if that happened Terran would cry

[misty violet]

Ah

[quick knot]

When centrals go down so does the wiki lol

[meager slate]

You forget i trip on the main server cables once in a while..

[misty violet]

Does that include NW Official servers?

[meager slate]

Great

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-cat-fall-hello-chat-cat-gif-24961178

[meager slate]

That guy is also here

[cinder sapphire]

how?

you cannot even reach them

[fallow kite]

I know I’m not “that guy” to you

[misty violet]

LOL

Poor auro

[meager slate]

Alright

[meager slate]

Good night everyone

[quick knot]

Well. The cables are on the ground

[cinder sapphire]

good night gnome

[quick knot]

We don't have the budget to put them up high

[meager slate]

!stab @cinder sapphire 2h

[quick knot]

Duct tape is expensive

[misty violet]

Cables are too wide to for her to grab

[meager slate]

Sleep well Timeless

[misty violet]

F

[snow umbra]

thetimelessone26#0 has been muted in this server for 2 hours.

[quick knot]

Slowass @snow umbra

He got muted 20s ago

[misty violet]

Leave cassie alone

She’s trying her best

[strong dune]

Update the 914 wiki page

[quick knot]

Quadrillion dollar Foundation project

Takes forever to say someone got stabbed

[misty violet]

They’re on LOA

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-beating-gif-24531604

[quick knot]

My current focus is waiting for Hoang to return as well

[strong dune]

They are clearly present

[quick knot]

Then we push for wiki changes

[strong dune]

They are like

Right there

Hi

[quick knot]

I don't have a PC

[strong dune]

Hello ness

[quick knot]

I'm not editing the 914 page on mobile

[misty violet]

What did you do

[meager slate]

I dont believe there exist words to express my deep unfathomable hate

[quick knot]

Charts are nearly impossible to edit on mobile

[strong dune]

Hatred

[quick knot]

And 914 charts aren't optimized yet

[strong dune]

Thank me later

[quick knot]

Should do that when I return

Optimize 914 chart

[meager slate]

I will blow your home up

[misty violet]

What if hes homeless

[meager slate]

I will blow up the world

[misty violet]

PLEASE DO

TAKE ME OUT

[meager slate]

Blow you up first

[misty violet]

thanks

Can you make sure to do it before my taxes are due

[meager slate]

No

I will wait patiently

[misty violet]

Fuck

I think I fucked my taxes this year

[strong dune]

Can you change that guys pfp instead

[quick knot]

No

[strong dune]

I have a ripe 10 for the job

[quick knot]

I want to be Red

[misty violet]

I’ve got either too much or too little saved

[quick knot]

[strong dune]

Not you toom link

From we toon toons

[fallow kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1318032238855852063/1343766417530687578/caption.gif

[misty violet]

Stop bullying auro now

[fallow kite]

Ok

[misty violet]

Nathan isn’t here to approve trolling back

So it’s unfair

[quick knot]

We meet the bully Auro quota today

[fallow kite]

Aw

[quick knot]

Return tomorrow

[fallow kite]

It’s not bullying if it’s true ok

But alright

[misty violet]

We can only bully when they can bully back

Otherwise it’s boring

And a little unfair

!maid

[meager slate]

What have I done to you to deserve this..

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[misty violet]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[meager slate]

Everyone is so mean all the time

[misty violet]

Hey I just defended you

[pseudo ivy]

Gotta buy them cookies and maybe they'll be nice

[misty violet]

YOU KNOW

HE AINT WRONG

[pseudo ivy]

I'll even make them for you and pass them around

[misty violet]

Now I want fucking cookies

Ffs

[eager wadi]

!stab @quick knot 21m

[misty violet]

Oh Nathan is here

[snow umbra]

terranhawk#0 has been muted in this server for 21 minutes.

[eager wadi]

!stab @fallow kite 25m

[snow umbra]

darklord233#0 has been muted in this server for 25 minutes.

[eager wadi]

you are safe now

[misty violet]

Nathan has been sharpening his knife

Did I spell that right?

It looks wrong

[strong dune]

Hold up

[eager wadi]

dont you live in britian

[strong dune]

Ain’t you NathanielB?

[misty violet]

No comment

[eager wadi]

wym you dont know how to spell it

[misty violet]

Dyslexic

[eager wadi]

no, i was named Nathan

[misty violet]

I can’t decide if I spelled that correctly or not

[strong dune]

Say that your name is Nathan

[misty violet]

what

[eager wadi]

and you are strange.

[misty violet]

that doesn’t make sense

[misty violet]

Calling people weird is better

Why the fuck is my dog snoring

[eager wadi]

deep sleep

[misty violet]

Bless her

Wair hold on Im missing a dog

[strong dune]

No like

You gotta say

My name is Nathan

[misty violet]

WHY IS IT SO LOUD

[eager wadi]

You're being somewhat weird.

[strong dune]

Say it

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-better-call-saul-walter-white-saul-goodman-heisenberg-gif-24139785

[misty violet]

It’s like she swallowed a JBL speaker and is playing snoring sounds

[rigid locust]

"you have been muted in scp secret lab discord"

https://tenor.com/view/tf-tf2-pyro-team-fortress2-fire-gif-15641617

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/freedom-gif-14887144685173519659

[pseudo ivy]

Couldn't be me

[fossil wasp]

NOOO WHY IS TERRAN MUTED

[misty violet]

Might buy a micropig

[pseudo ivy]

More like microhid

[strong dune]

HEY

It’s average

[eager wadi]

[pseudo ivy]

Sorry, averagehid

[fossil wasp]

so tiny

[dull aspen]

me next!

[eager wadi]

!rename @fossil wasp 5'7 gravy

[snow umbra]

Done.

[fossil wasp]

5’10

[misty violet]

WHY DOES THE GOVERNMENT TAX YOU TO OWN A MICROPIG

[fossil wasp]

anyway stab jamie

[eager wadi]

im donating that '3 height to other people since you cant behave

!stab @dull aspen 5s

[snow umbra]

foodeater#0 has been muted in this server for 5 seconds.

[dull aspen]

wow...

[misty violet]

I NEED THIS

[fossil wasp]

awwe

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/bacon-sizzling-yummy-food-gif-17768489

[misty violet]

NO

GRAVY THATS A STAB SURELY

[fossil wasp]

ALR

!stab marshallr 30s

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 has been muted in this server for 30 seconds.

[misty violet]

😭😭😭

[rancid dome]

Shoulda been 30m 😔

[misty violet]

You’ll be the bacon

[fossil wasp]

[rancid dome]

Huh

[misty violet]

Im deadass considering to get a micropig now

[strong dune]

I know that buying none processed foods makes it so it won’t be taxed but damm

You’re going the extra mile

[misty violet]

I will hunt you

I will capture you

And then release you

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/pusheen-i-will-get-you-gif-7266089

[misty violet]

And hunt you down again

Staying just in uour field of view

To make you suffer

Until your so mentally broken

You cannot continue,

I will then feed you to my micropig

How does that sound?

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-albert-albert-wesker-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-gif-5143688443782660001

[misty violet]

Good because there is no time

Look out your window

Im here

[strong dune]

Just stop right here…

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ping-how-dare-you-gif-25855256

Cat gif posting

[misty violet]

Im coming for you

[quick knot]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-inconvenience-f1-gif-26332436

[fossil wasp]

omg he’s back

[misty violet]

Have you seen the F1 version of this

Bro took out half rhe fucking race

[topaz cosmos]

wheres the car

https://tenor.com/view/rage-cat-despite-all-my-rage-get-real-gif-20016880

[rancid dome]

The best F1 car; the 2 wheels gen

[dusty nacelle]

they should add 682

[quick knot]

!682

[snow umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-the-crocodile-explode-gif-17363137

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/ultra-turles-blu-turles-dbl-turles-turles-turles-vs-goku-gif-18043583268303844787

My monthly limit of messages ran out see y'all in uhhh a few months (maybe)

[rocky adder]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@silent idol

[spiral silo]

how do you even

[spice coyote]

i wish you luck during your hard times

[rancid dome]

My guy has monthly message limit quota

Rip

[haughty oasis]

[strong dune]

There are waterbears on your face and you can’t do anything about it

https://tenor.com/view/x4ndrr-jake-gyllenhaal-gif-34612794103494451

Sleep well!

[rocky adder]

My face is pretty healthy so I take it they’re doing something right

[rancid dome]

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/the-big-smiler-doggie-gif-151138532593658709

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[tough tapir]

!rep @silent idol

[snow umbra]

You have just given @silent idol a reputation point!

[crystal lily]

Does anyone else ever have an issue of trying to join a server, and then after loading to 90%, the game just crashes? because it keeps happening to me, and I either have to verify integrity or restart my PC each time and its annoying asf

[polar spade]

Bro, i saw a kid in a construction site

Like in the actual construction parts where the workers are actively working

[full pond]

Holeh moleh

[tame hollow]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tight ermine

[tame hollow]

!rep @tight ermine

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tight ermine a reputation point!

[polar spade]

Oh my god, there’s two of them

On the second floor, Throwing rocks into a puddle below

Not even wearing any protective equipment, just school clothes

[solid echo]

Did they fall

Also what the fuck

I've heard news from a kid drowning in a mud hole full of water in my neighborhood

Why is every kid tryna die this month

I thought we left the challenge shit two years ago

[pallid fossil]

That was still water💀
Those who know💀

[solid echo]

get out

[vagrant ermine]

This is why we ban people

[pallid fossil]

Add still water to sl pleas🙏

[rigid locust]

they are not waterbears they are facemites

https://tenor.com/view/erm-aksuali-veli-vel-nerd-nerd-emoji-gif-11908435316515627035

and they are good for your face

[somber raptor]

That is the point

[dire crag]

those who know

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/mita-miside-cappie-cool-mita-sunflower-gif-15992507359702628934

[rocky adder]

This Ultrakill update got me fucked up

[latent jackal]

I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

[rocky adder]

ERROR: NO VOCAL INTERFACE DETECTED, UNABLE TO COMPLETE TASK is what gets me

A machine created for war

In its final moments

[rocky adder]

Dying

Failing

It lacks the components to even do so

And yet

In its final moments

It tries to scream

[latent jackal]

It feels the need to scream out in pain, or even scream out for help

[rocky adder]

Because it doesn’t want to die

[latent jackal]

It feels

Poor thing

[rocky adder]

I love art so much

[latent jackal]

Oh the art that people are making for the game over text is amazing

[rocky adder]

I’m a big fan of this one

[olive forge]

who else up trading they spices

[tame hollow]

Why are you online so late casette

[tame hollow]

Color scheme gave my evangelion vibes, instantly

[rocky adder]

Well

First I stayed up for school work

Then talked to my bf for a bit

Then started genuinely obsessing over this Ultrakill stuff

So much so I tried to sleep for 20 minutes and I genuinely could not stop thinking about it

[latent jackal]

The Ultrakill brainrot

[rocky adder]

Finally started calming down from that and my bf is having a rough night

So I’m talking to him until he’s feeling better

Then I’ll rest

[latent jackal]

That's nice of you

[rocky adder]

Not much I wouldn’t do for the folks I care about

[tame hollow]

Have you watched my video yesterday?

[rocky adder]

Oh let me do that now

That’s one hell of a view

Okay

Time to rest

Oh also actually

Getting a comm done for something personal and I absolutely love the sketch already

[glacial nymph]

Niiice

[amber ether]

That guy on the very left is my favorite

I know nothing about him

But he’s my favorite

[glass bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1224800738123714662/1294713510047256731/cat2.gif

[light lily]

hello Mr munchkins man

[hallow belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/l4d2-hunter-l4d-left-4-dead-pounce-gif-4022317405279704633

RAHHHH

[tight ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/304725899650007041/1211575539916341319/60-1.gif

[light lily]

https://tenor.com/view/oi-oi-oiter-gif-25211037

[full mountain]

Sup

[tight ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760551870673846317/1340461380255612978/caption.gif

[glass bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1135978890897149982/1335645882351091712/millycatt.gif

[light lily]

cat sandwich

[glass bronze]

https://imgur.com/VmwoNKc

[manic sentinel]

gm chat

[glass bronze]

!rep @gilded timber

[snow umbra]

You have just given @gilded timber a reputation point!

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-steam-steamhappy-gif-11912067498964962572

[untold shoal]

hey guys

i saw a funny command called "accstats"

is it illegal?

[gaunt talon]

You can use it

But the normal crosshair is better honestly

[tight ermine]

accuracystats is a base-game command and can be used at your own discretion

[untold shoal]

okay, thanks

[gaunt talon]

Scpsl mentioned in the ready or not discord

[light lily]

buried alive for eternity

[polar spade]

Disappointed they didn't use the SCP logo for SL

[light lily]

dissapointed when they didnt make class d caked up

has anyone noticed the fire selector on the mp5k or is it just me 😭😭

a nw staff told me its "fuller auto" 💀🔥

[gaunt talon]

How did you request an advertisement in #advertisements

[light lily]

scp 1853 x scp 1344 x scp 127 gonna go crazy if 127 will have infinite ammo and fast ass firerate

[gaunt talon]

The firerate is probably the same as the crossvec

[light lily]

i think its gonna have the same damage as the mp7 but its gonna be fast asf with regenerating ammo

but knowing nw, the item will be released in about 2 years

gonna be a mini micro

[gaunt talon]

Isn't the update almost finished

I saw the images of the room

[light lily]

idk

yea i saw the close up of the scp tag and the box

and ofc facility guard holding the gun

[polar spade]

Its coming out with 14.1

14.1 is literally called Tooth & Nail

[light lily]

they better add the quake nailgun

still have no clue what he meant

[gaunt talon]

:3

[light lily]

its gonna be an automatic weapon with "fuller auto"

[polar spade]

I think that was a joke

The white one is just a safety switch like the real MP5

[gaunt talon]

Can we switch between single fire and auto

[polar spade]

That would be great

Why did that take so long to load

[light lily]

honestly i dont really see the point

[polar spade]

It'll be cool tho

[visual acorn]

If only it had some benefits

[light lily]

wait i just noticed that instead of the bullets it will shoot teeth

was wondering what that was

[visual acorn]

Explosive teeths

[polar spade]

SCP-127

[visual acorn]

An SCP

[light lily]

no shit

but like the fire selector, thought it will like fire 2 bullets at once

i just realised its a tooth

[visual acorn]

[gaunt talon]

How didn't you notice

[light lily]

idk im stupid

[serene coyote]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@silent idol

[serene coyote]

!rep 274980208690593802

[snow umbra]

You have just given @silent idol a reputation point!

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/jamessunderland-running-fog-silenthill-silenthill2-gif-764251833426379849

[light lily]

kanye west concert in sl when?

[gaunt talon]

How does ethernet work

Do I just plug in or there's more to do

[arctic cape]

Kakakaoa

[light lily]

nah i think u just plug it in

[arctic cape]

@light lily

[light lily]

hell yea

add berserk to sl

imagine just going around the facility and 1 shotting everyone with ur fists lmao

[arctic cape]

That you when I see you

[light lily]

☹️

[arctic cape]

Too op scps would lose and get wiped

[gaunt talon]

Do I need to plug in both the router and pc

[arctic cape]

Darwin killed billions...

[light lily]

billions must kill

[arctic cape]

Darwin didn't commit any warcrimes😊

[arctic cape]

Why did he do it?

[light lily]

why not

its not like murder is illegal

ngl if i was a class d and got killed by a facility guard for no reason i would sue him

[somber raptor]

holy shit i just need express what are the other 68 modules for 😭

[arctic cape]

True and besides I wouldnt want to piss off Darwin when he gets mad..

[arctic cape]

Darwin looks so cute on a dictator attire lol

[strange niche]

[dire crag]

[arctic cape]

If he tells me to REACTED and REACTED on people then I would whole heartily so

[tight ermine]

Dependency of dependency of dependency of dependency of dependency of dependency of dependency of dependency of dependency

[somber raptor]

fr

[tight ermine]

People can't write their own code anymore

[arctic cape]

Food in my culture

[somber raptor]

one time some dude deleted 11 lines of code cuz he was angy and billion-dollar company websites started to fail 😭

[tight ermine]

That's why one might not want to depend on too many dependencies

[dire crag]

Writing code is for LOSERS real gangs use other people’s code and wonder why it doesn’t work

[tight ermine]

Dear ChatGPT, please fix this code, it doesn't work

ctrl+A, ctrl+C

[dire crag]

ChatGPT do my programming final 🙏

[tight ermine]

"Oh dear, it still doesn't work"

[dire crag]

You didn’t be abusive enough

[gaunt talon]

I'm waiting for my wifi router to fall apart so my parents can buy a new one

That shit is on life support

[dire crag]

Get a job and buy a new one

Worked for me

[tight ermine]

Throw it against a wall, like you would your children if they refuse to bring you a beer

[gaunt talon]

Bear

[dire crag]

Bear

[dire crag]

Call the ISP and 9/10 they’ll send you a new one for free

Just say it’s having problems and be as vague as possible

They’ll give up eventually

“The internet doesn’t work” “the megabytes aren’t downloading”

[somber raptor]

and then you end up like this

[visual acorn]

I hate governmental instances

Gosh

[tight ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1135978890897149982/1335645882351091712/millycatt.gif

[dire crag]

Banger name

[arctic cape]

I hate you all

[dire crag]

[arctic cape]

Die

[somber raptor]

thy end is now

[arctic cape]

I will destroy you

[arctic cape]

Literally me

[haughty oasis]

[arctic cape]

would you stop sending that stupid frog emote

Or else....

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-cat-absolute-cinema-cat-gif-8724746330989628604

[somber raptor]

now, it obviously needs a stylesheet

[arctic cape]

@tight ermine @haughty oasis that's it prepare to die...

[tight ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1313975233266585732/shocked_car.gif

Come get me bud

I'll be waiting

[haughty oasis]

[tight ermine]

[somber raptor]

i just thought about this, all of the formats i use for web pages (.html, .css, .js, .json) are plain text files
so someone crazy enough could just build a website with all .txt files (except for the Node index file)

[haughty oasis]

I'll wait for you

[tight ermine]

Well they wouldn't get read properly

[somber raptor]

when returning a web page to the client with node i'm the one specifying the format
so if i read a .txt file and return its content with {'Content-Type': 'text/html'} the client is gonna read it as html

hold on i gotta test it

[tight ermine]

Please do lmao

[somber raptor]

it works

[tight ermine]

HAH

Goodbye, IntelliSense

[somber raptor]

so yeah if you want with node you can replace all text formats with .txt
the only file that still needs a different extension is the index.js file

[tight ermine]

lmao

The more you know

[visual acorn]

Windows text editor you mean

[somber raptor]

css files don't work as .txt tho so you'll have to use <style> tags

[visual acorn]

Interesting

[somber raptor]

teacher says link isn't working

[somber raptor]

how do i explain to her that URLs don't contain raw html code

[tight ermine]

Dear teacher

Please get a different job

Kind regards

[arctic cape]

Don't worry you wont feel anything after I get my hands on ya

😈😊

[tight ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/964209285645082734/1100774265957126245/caption-1.gif

[arctic cape]

This you bro?

Sit down 4'11

You don't want these hands on ya!!!

ong

[tight ermine]

Yeah I really don't

Get away

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-explosion-explodes-cat-explodes-gif-10311420692458175149

[tight ermine]

@meager slate mentioned

[arctic cape]

Good know your place 4'11

[tight ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240750606403239956/1286367391584092191/togif-5.gif

[arctic cape]

😂🤏🫵

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/you-bait-like-a-you-bait-bait-gman-gif-4343162085042298619

[arctic cape]

Sounds like I hit a nerve there huh shortie?

feels good to be 6'1

I'm a literal chick magnet

😎

[visual acorn]

I'm almost 6'5

At some point you start scaring them

[arctic cape]

Yes feels so good to look down at the shorties

Their sacred as always

[visual acorn]

😔

[arctic cape]

[pure mica]

the lakers need a center

[visual acorn]

Basketball?

Not a big fan of it

[gilded timber]

Bait used to be believable :(

[icy flume]

I'm at the psychologist

Ngl I don't think it's helping lmfao

[somber raptor]

lol

[arctic cape]

Your a discord mod so its not believable you got any bitches

[tight ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760551870673846317/1343894636971954176/watermark.gif

[arctic cape]

Gottem

😎

[tight ermine]

Oh no :(
You're* it's*

[tough tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760551870673846317/1316386242086174770/togif.gif

[visual acorn]

[arctic cape]

Shut up shortie

[arctic cape]

Yes I know you love me and all I'm touched

[gilded timber]

At least I can use a '

[somber raptor]

i hope you have to fly in Ryanair economy class every week

[tight ermine]

💀

[somber raptor]

legroom gonna be really funny for you

[tight ermine]

That's gonna be comfortable

[gilded timber]

You wouldn't survive more than one

[arctic cape]

🤓

[gilded timber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1313975233266585732/shocked_car.gif

[arctic cape]

First class because I got that oil money

😎

[dull aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/face-awkward-cringe-gif-25272066

[tight ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760551870673846317/1342412616668282971/togif.gif

[gilded timber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kisses-love-you-fur-baby-animals-gif-18101227

[arctic cape]

Yummy food

[visual acorn]

Light snack

[arctic cape]

Yes

[icy flume]

The duelty

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-cat-furious-cat-cat-angry-fury-gif-23071861

[misty violet]

Morning everyone

[tame hollow]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 5 hours, 8 minutes, 3 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[tame hollow]

Aw

[minor goblet]

HI

[eager wadi]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[eager wadi]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@rocky adder

[eager wadi]

!rep @rocky adder

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rocky adder a reputation point!

[minor goblet]

!rep @rocky adder

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rocky adder a reputation point!

[somber raptor]

welp

[somber raptor]

totally not needing 6 NPM packages to make 22 lines of code work

[tame hollow]

const balance = require('money')

[somber raptor]

🥲

[misty violet]

wtf are you making

[somber raptor]

some random test code
(form processing)

[misty violet]

It’s internet connected i see

[tight ermine]

HUH

[gaunt talon]

They still refuse to buy a new one

They say nothing is wrong with it

TF2 classic is on steam

[jolly arrow]

goodnight darling

[visual acorn]

[jolly arrow]

huh

[arctic cape]

Wait its actually out now?

[gaunt talon]

Not yet

[arctic cape]

Dammit

[jolly arrow]

on the tf2 discord they announced it will be dropped at the end of the week

[arctic cape]

Yahoo hope open fortress gets the same fate

[fallow kite]

I’m awake

[minor goblet]

"Planned Release Date: 2025"

[strong dune]

That’s how we feel about the updates yall be making

[rigid locust]

chicken butt

[tough tapir]

SL update, tomorrow

[ebon flare]

Hamburger

[misty violet]

Lovely! My local hospital has just declared a Code Black.

[olive forge]

they’ve begun flying the Jolly Roger…

[misty violet]

No, Apparently a house blew up

Although Im only seeing verified news of the code black, unverified about the house

So Im not sure what happened

But my local hospital is one of the largest teaching hospital in the country and hasn’t had a code black in 7 years

[pearl heron]

just got back why tf are we talking about blown up houses

why did it go boom

what happened

[tight ermine]

He said a bad word :(

I had to

[pearl heron]

ok

[olive forge]

he said dogs are better than cats

[pearl heron]

very sad

[olive forge]

and he was right btw

[pearl heron]

i love cats

[olive forge]

me too

but dogs are cooler

[pearl heron]

i gusse but puppys drive me insane

[olive forge]

puppies are awful

they aren’t even cute

[pearl heron]

agreed

[tight ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1224800738123714662/1294713510047256731/cat2.gif

[olive forge]

I like my big dipshit dog who I can put my helmet on him and he sits there confused

[olive forge]

what beer is he indulging in

I like his plate

[pearl heron]

got to show this to rico to show him howmuch of a peasent he is

[olive forge]

star shaped

[icy cipher]

Feasting like a true king

[pearl heron]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-feast-food-anime-breakfast-gif-27000024

[tough tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760551870673846317/1316386242086174770/togif.gif

[pearl heron]

he is now posted

keep it that way

wheres gravy?

i like him

[river burrow]

[pearl heron]

i think i just get along with mods idk

[full mountain]

I've heard that our tf2 items will be inherited to tf2 classic

[pearl heron]

good

[pearl heron]

even my world travlers hat?

[full mountain]

I forgot to reply

[minor goblet]

How?

Like hats?

[tight ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760551870673846317/1343609247811768423/caption.gif?ex=67be8ddf&is=67bd3c5f&hm=1dcc580fefa1a5efa802fe6169a5a0cdc53bcd2f5da51cdac2b26b29040d156e&

[full mountain]

Idk someone said it on YouTube

[minor goblet]

That would be problematic

I get unusual hats and so

It would have to use the same item system and inventory system then as the base game

And I don't think valve is happy with that

[pearl heron]

probs

[tight ermine]

Valve encourages TF2 mods to use the exising inventories of players

So yes, that's true

Or could be

[minor goblet]

So

[arctic cape]

yeah right

[full mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/752533433041027194/1343866768560623656/Screenshot_2025_0225_072610.jpg?ex=67bed4f5&is=67bd8375&hm=ddb21e1510cf5c4d84fe28aa961f57df7def472008b805ad78776de14dea9fb0&

[minor goblet]

It could just load the inventory of the player from the tf2 item servers

[tight ermine]

Yes

[strong dune]

Him…

He would be happy to see that

[pearl heron]

shit did i use wrong pronouns?

[strong dune]

What no

He would be happy that you like him

[minor goblet]

I doubt you will be able to open any crates or so on tf2 classic

[pearl heron]

oh

ok

btw is the point of media chat for if someone below Euclid wants to post an image?

[full mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/kamen-rider-decade-kadonya-tsukasa-gif-27147903

Fight me

[pearl heron]

bro my best weapon is 22 magnum varmint rifle

i would lose

no 22 is breaking that

[tough tapir]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tight ermine

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[tight ermine]

!rep @strange trellis

[snow umbra]

You have just given @strange trellis a reputation point!

[gaunt talon]

The spongdal is daily

[strange trellis]

thank you for the arbitrary internet point

[gaunt talon]

!rep @polar spade

[snow umbra]

You have just given @polar spade a reputation point!

[misty violet]

pugs = on top

[olive forge]

ew

[misty violet]

pug as a company pet = on top

[olive forge]

pugs are inbred deformities

[misty violet]

do not disrespect fluffy!

[olive forge]

I’m a German shepherd Rottweiler enjoyer

I used to have a pitbull as well

[misty violet]

I also have 2 Pure breed Jack Russels

I'm crying

[somber raptor]

i mean... the fact that it's under CC-BY-SA (Attribution, Share Alike) doesn't mean it has to be free, that would be CC-BY-NC-SA (Attribution, Non Commercial, Share Alike)

[misty violet]

thats why im crying

Does CB even make money anymore

[fallow kite]

Guys

What command is to host a private server in console?

I forgot

[minor goblet]

CST

I believe

[fallow kite]

Ok

But there was command "host" working

Idk

[minor goblet]

It will toggle the create game I

[fallow kite]

ok thanks

[somber raptor]

did they ever make money?

[misty violet]

good point

[somber raptor]

I

[tight ermine]

I

[olive forge]

straight up reading it

and by it

let’s just say

[gaunt talon]

They did get donations

[somber raptor]

oh

[olive forge]

the New Testament and Book Of Psalms

[olive forge]

wrong that’s their cover

CB was real life

it was a body cam not a video game

[misty violet]

im tryna figure out how much the website is costing him

surely they dont still get enough donations to cover it

[tight ermine]

Websites aren't that expensive to host

[misty violet]

ik,

[tight ermine]

,

[minor goblet]

@tight ermine

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/shinetoki-yb-nba-nba-youngboy-nba-yb-gif-12023954918515968559

[tight ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760551870673846317/1343957952490504243/caption.gif

[dire crag]

NBA Youngster

[orchid kraken]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/786767350754050070/1057419439802433626/togif.gif

[cinder sapphire]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@cinder sapphire

[cinder sapphire]

fuck you bot

[dire crag]

Me

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/my-little-pony-mlp-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-twilight-sparkle-frown-gif-6744746480009735372

Wym u

[cinder sapphire]

oh @eager wadi your favorite show

;)

[dire crag]

[minor goblet]

Yes!

Hyena

They are the best

[minor goblet]

Such a silly

[cinder sapphire]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[cinder sapphire]

!rep @meager slate

[snow umbra]

You have just given @meager slate a reputation point!

[rocky adder]

Y’all got some real interesting inputs on this lmao

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[rocky adder]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@still wigeon

[rocky adder]

!rep @still wigeon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @still wigeon a reputation point!

[orchid kraken]

Why did u ping him

Bro gonna rename me for the 103e8282th already 😭

[rocky adder]

https://tenor.com/view/you-have-alerted-the-cat-cat-has-been-alerted-gif-26351872

[cinder sapphire]

oh because nathan is one

dont let him fool you

[orchid kraken]

AND I GET ATTACKED

https://tenor.com/view/shinetoki-yb-nba-nba-youngboy-nba-yb-gif-12023954918515968559

[cinder sapphire]

all I hear is positive

[lethal scroll]

ya know...never expected to see a real corpse in PPT

[strong dune]

Animators who can’t animate in sfm vs animators who can animate on sfm

[orchid kraken]

"Can't animated"💔

[strong dune]

Idk what youre talking about

[gaunt talon]

(eitdited

[true sky]

Animators who cant use blender vs animators that can use blender

[topaz cosmos]

the bus driver from that one call of duty game

[lethal scroll]

It does look like him actually

[solid echo]

Scp sl devs who can sing

Vs