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@tight ermine !!!!!

The further I scroll in my gif collection, the sillier the gifs get
accurate
holy shit its John Cat
!rep @silent idol
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@gentle dock give me one of those
!rep @fluid yew
You can't give a rep to yourself!
aw
Please don’t just ping random people
!rep @fluid yew
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here you go
thanks
hes Jarvis tho
Daily Spongdal
Yes but that’s just someone named Jarvis, I get the bit, but please do not ping random people without reason
Lmao
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
the wheel needs event winner chat
!rep dj_nathan_
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yippieeee
Hzow is everyone doing?
Ima try to get some levels
It's probably impossible to get rank 50
good! wbu?
nah jus gotta grind
def takes a bit
a bit?
aaa
Chicken
Apples when you slice them
dee sound
Why would I have a stupid fucking tank
why not 
I dont need one
Who the hell is that
I hate his face
No thanks
_ _
Btw?
That's indeed me
Some years ago
I don't even know how did that sticker got to exiled
i fell down the stairs and injured my left arm and ass yesterday 
Is the ass ok?
very unfortunate
where mtf plush 😠
tmr

!mais
!maid


!rep 
Member "
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any minute now ultrakill sex update comes out
Can’t wait 
And then a retro piano rolled down the stairs on top of you
I bet that's really fun to do
ba donk!
Flat
SCP: Secret Laboratory
SCP: Secret Laboratory
SCP : Discovered Laboratory
Friend!
Other friend!
Friend Shoddy!!!
Friend that doesn’t know they are my friend!
Hope y’all are doing good today :)
I plan to do a lap around the nurburgring with less than 5:19 lap time (in sim racing ofc)
Must. Go. Fast.
!rep @hazy citrus
You have just given @hazy citrus a reputation point!
Havent given ya one in a long while :3
Shoddy 😳
you need some milk and ibuprofen
@rancid dome @rancid dome
@tardy walrus @tardy walrus
@tame hollow Day 1948484992 reminder to not use the sand hanitizer
Use the sand hanitizer
Good. Good. Just so long as you don't come into contact with the hanitizer thing
He looks like he could use a visit to a doctor himself 💀
doctor home
That is foul

Ultrakill update dropped
Ultraslop slopdate
why he so
♻️
omg jinx
nathan #1 jinx fan
Gerry mud
Next room I make...
do it
@silent idol
dammit
you have to rep them now
I love confusing scammers
When my Rep returns I will
Hell yeah 🤩
no
if you knew what happens behind closed doors
did you send them a maid suit
Are you guys going trick or treating
garry blender
That's how it's supposed to be
Real
Just take off your headphones while CASSIE is active
Any Helldivers players in chat
I bought it and never played it because PSN hates my country
diving in hell
Gloom bugs
true
I love pizza
Dive in heaven instead
That’s so boring
heavendivers
Fall from heaven-ers
Been thinking about getting it for the Halt
Your pfp is the badly edited into the game kangaroo I made months ago
Ik
I saw it in my photo roll
roblox ah kangorou
I thought it was funny
CS2 when?
Picking up a random gun with a holographic sight just to be met with this as their custom crosshair

You commited attempted murder on me
Idk what he said
Let me turn up the volume
yes please
idk
Time to ping the support team
ok but you can't
@rocky adder puppy
You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!
!rep @fallow kite
You can't give a rep to yourself!
Aw
bro tried 🙏
!rep @scarlet dove
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!rep @sterile salmon
You need to wait 11 hours, 59 minutes, 46 seconds until you can give reputation again!
Ok
bro tried again 🙏
I don’t have perms either
appreciate it
oh yeah also im hosting today
Won’t make in
ofc
Only home on weekends
🐦 🐦🐦🐦⬛ 🐦 🐦⬛ 🕊️ 🦢 📘 📜
What
🤨
Hooray, my message was blocked as expected :D
Oh that
puppy :DDDD
Someone left that on my profile recently
Yeah you confused me a lot with that message lmao
Oh I could’ve sworn the account name was Justin
she doesnt know
Usually I take time to look at the actual accounts but I checked on my phone so
check the profile URL hahaha
Hang on let me boot my deck
most expensive I bought from valve is the index which lays dormant in my cellar lmao
F
not much space and barely any games to play
But yeah the deck got cheaper, I still feel it was worth every cent though
Ah yeah fair. When I play VR it’s almost entirely minecraft, Pavlov, or VRchat
I have yet to try minecraft VR
Pavlov is fun
and VRchat depends really
more than 3 years lol
Minecraft vr is amazing! With the right mods ofc
I mainly only play VRC with friends
I've seen someone fly elytra in VR
it did look dope
Also gotta love looking at your profile comments and seeing all the hacker accusations
I’ve never gotten to that point myself

Need to continue on the world me and a friend had going
We refuse to use our controllers for anything but movement
Everything else we do by hand
Look
They play minecraft to dig
And they vape because they want black lung but can’t get the real thing
It’s that simple
Put ‘em in the coal mines, they’ll be happy
I agree
I like putting a hole in the ground and thinking to myself “This is a hole that I dug.”
I’d phrase it differently but this is a discord server with 100,000 members and someone’s gonna take it the wrong way
oh baby, look at this fantastic hole we made
yeah you're right
Oh reminds me
@meager slate booba
Need nathan to make a booba command
I've yet to try helldivers, isn't it still locked to a PSN account?

!mais
!mais
no worries, you have greeaaat booba
Add mais command
It is not
did they back down from it?
DEMOCRACY IT IS
I’m pretty sure there’s still something there
Like I don’t have a PSN account but iirc in countries where you can’t get PSN you can’t play?
Only reason I did not buy the game or horizon zero dawn was the PSN account thing
Not a fan of it at all
oh yeah i remember that
We lost a lot of good divers that day
well, now knowing that i don't need a PSN account, helldivers looks much nicer to buy.
my bank balance may not like it
but I will ignore it's whimpers
I was considering spending money on it today to buy a new warbond
However I had to spend $100 for fees and application shit
So I shall wait
fees and applications?
College stuff
I am going to kill myself I hate living here
Yep
Please don't
Good
so real
Sorry I kinda forget that not everyone says “I’m gonna kill myself” at the slightest inconvenience
But the college itself is real nice
Are you sure about that? You should see me streaming my cooking
every other sentence is imma kill myself

if the people are fun as well, then you'll have a great time
I am sure of that
Oh by the way! If you do get Helldivers, let me know if you play over the weekend at all, I’d love to help out
Oh for sure, got a couple friends transferring with me as well
Will do! Gotta see how available I am but I won't turn down that offer.
I’ve been going to a community college for two years and I’m so ready for something proper
Actually, should work this weekend iirc. I got night shift next week so I'll play until late morning here in europe
remind me, is community college much different to a regular college
like in terms of living, eating, people, area etc
Pretty much. A regular college will usually have a city or at least a large town surrounding it
Ello
Community college you get a small town usually, maybe something big close by
The food here is ass
So much so that I genuinely cannot eat from the cafe most days
Lmao
But also I have food and sensory problems so that’s more of a me issue
I only ever had contact with "american" food while in Toronto two years ago, from that I can only imagine how bad it is for you.
I really wanna visit the US at some point
It's looks só clean
You never been
Regarding people, far too many people act like it’s high school, it sucks dealing with them, the rest of the folks here are mostly reasonable
Real
General area, as is the case regarding city/town, is less advanced than regular colleges
A lot of colleges and college towns around here have proper transport systems
Community colleges do not
You either live here or you drive from home
No, I have not been to the states, ever, peter.
Can’t personally recommend any of the states I’ve been to
What I've seen and heard is that american cities, even smaller towns are much more built for cars rather than public transport
so going from that
Fsp but it regenerates ammo
sounds like a shit time to not have a drivers license
Absolutely.
europe is quite good in terms of that, at least the more central and northern parts
where almost everything is mostly accessible by public transport or bike
where to if i may ask?
zt7777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777776
hello rub!
My cat says hi
In a perfect world? The Netherlands
say hi back for me rub
^
DO NOT move to amsterdam
I've been there twice
Duly noted
it's a cool place to visit but living among the tourists will be painful
coming from someone who's living in a city of which its major income pool are tourists
like
deadass 80% or so
Peter?
You WILL get hit by a bike
Peter on my griffin
Good to know
Lemme fetch something real quick
I wonder
Bro why is It só hard to level up I talk zo much and i'm Still level 0
That is a nice looking setup
if i kept my vaction images
Just keep talking
Ok
(Do not spam messages btw that’ll get you nowhere)
Fair
She bumps into the mic all the time 😭
pet her for me please
Lmao
Honestly my biggest motivation to move is just being safe as a trans woman
Ah damn, good luck
Name a women
auro
Cassete
id consider central europe relatively safe for that matter
also

if you move to the netherlands, let me know
Hi auro
Imaging scpsl with more roles like serpents hand, GOC and all those other GOI

I’m letting you know that i am no where near netherlands
liar
Quincy mentioned
More player count
Yea
Will be needed
Also I will for sure let you know
But that’ll be years and years down the line most likely
Ass
What would GOC add to the game?
How so
Why wouldn’t you be safe 🧐
Both MTF and Chaos have to kill SCPs to win
Cool uniforms
I’m a psych major so I got a couple years ahead of me
Goc would be mtf but with another name
Fair
I live in the Deep South. I really don’t think I need to explain more.
More round stalling
A GOI that kills SCPs is useless when all humans have to kill SCPs
But what About a lot of the others
:D
Nope that explains it all
SCP don't need armed reinforcements either
What if i don’t want to kill scp
Imagine a 4 human team war in heavy
I dont mind haha
Then perish
Because you work at North wood we need a answer

I work in PR
Will SCP 3114 ever come back
Oh
He was only removed due to crashing servers in 14.0
Report Mr Wiki to HR
But since he is RA only. He also isn't the highest of priorities to fix
Só thats a maybe
But why
I'll take it
I know of his war crimes
Serpent hand wouldn't help most of the scps in game
SHOW
YEAHHHHHHHHH
good girl
YOOOOOO
Nice cat
Pup reveal
That’s crazy

Man I was really planning to play Helldivers but I’ve just been yapping here
Real as fuck though
OMG
Raghh I still want to use the portable hellbomb
Have you tried it?
Só cute
Then we announced we were gonna move peanut’s spawn and she started genuinely fucking tweaking
Why wa Peanuts Spawn moved
Haven’t had a chance to yet! Had my eyes on other warbonds
Was it to give class d a chance
Yes
Because he would kill everyone in LCZ quickly
Pretty much
Even with the lock
She argued that the change would be the downfall of SL
You know how you fix that
3114 should spawn in heavy too
Make him lore acurate
People say that with every change
genuinely believed the game would be dead within weeks
If 3 people look at him he Can't move
"Stamina will kill the game"
I have too many warbonds active right now, I really need to wrap them up 
"New 173 model will kill the game"
Whattt
Got to the point where she was actually harassing me and telling me to leave Northwood over it
Spawnwave instantly kills 173
Whar
It was a joke
I know that would be broken
doesn’t 3114 have a female skeleton
I’ve been thinking about Truth Enforcers tbh
999 plush will kill the game
Har har ha har har
DUDE
I want truth enforcers solely for the "Free of Thought" title
Scp-5167 will kill the game
Real as fuck
Any change is "this will kill the game"
A group of sillies
No matter what
I feel like working at NW is fun but stressful
I want the camos, white outfit at the end, and the halt shotgun
Even with player count on average going up
They’re an indie studio so kinda just a learning curve experience
okay, it seems my old camera images from amsterdam have been stored on my recovery phone which I left somewhere unknown to me, possibly my cellar idk.
Add a Chick-fil-Ar skin/j
Yea
it would have been fun to show you a bit of the city

Guys Mcdonald Scp???
I love freedoms flame so much but with the new gloom changes I need guns with stopping power
I can’t believe NW has to pay taxes tho
Ah damn, rip
Sadly that's a real thing actually
Well. We are a company
We have to
Says who…
We aren't american billionaires
New 049-2 models when
You are in my heart
Poland law
If I win the lottery 10% goes to Northwood
I hate the polish IRS man
You are the worlds top 5 richest people
I wish
happens that i apparently sent a few meme images into a friends server around that time
A true Northwoodian patriot
Alright now I have the base bond and freedom's flame completed
so here goes
I could buy so much earthbound merch with that
Does NW pay good
bing chilling in front of museum
When i get an actually good paying job
Ofc no
I like freedom's flame purely because I use fire and hulk flamethrowers hurt
I need to finish the big boom one
I got $25 a month when I was in a paid position
Dang
The company doesn't make enough to pay minimum wage
Só it's just for the experience
It's volunteer work
That fucking hotdog trailer looks so out of place
Most staff don't get paid
But i mean it’s still well made game
It depends on the position
I am an arsonist on the bug front
Primary? Flamethrower
Secondary? Flamethrower
Support? Flamethrower
Stratagems? Napalm, all of it.
Grenades? Incendiary
Yeah. We do a good job for volunteers
True
Arson FTW
Again though with recent changes I’ve had to use shotguns again
the rumbles in my tummy upon seeing this dawg
SL flamethrower trust
Need stopping power for stalkers
Cool place :)
Skins will solve all the financial problems

How do I join the GOC like you
I have begged, and will continue to beg, that we get a can of hair spray and a lighter
TRUE, but I also use it a lot for automatons because I enjoy not burning to a crisp instantly to the hulks
Also any armor suggestions for automatons would be appreciated 
Lmao
SCP Crate to spawn as SCP
NW turns triple A
If you get unlucky it just gives 5 SCP Tickets
we saw monke at a zoo
Sell SL rights to ubisoft
SCPSL but pay to win
I swear from behind they look so fuckin goofy
For automatons I actually tend to go kinda stealth. So armor for that helps if that’s your play style. Otherwise consider something basic, additional stims, ammo, or grenades
Zamn
I rather stick my hand into a toaster than work at Ubisoft
@meager slate 👉 👈 us?
Do it 😈

I tore his fucking head off
SEX MUSEUM?????
I don't know about you,,, but the JAR-5 Dominator is a must have for automatons IMO
It's just so good
amsterdam is VERY open about sex
They should call it that
and everything around it
Dominator? Can’t say I’m familiar. What gun is that
Huh. Good for them honestly
amsterdam moment
Did you know, it is perfectly legal for women to walk around with boobs out in public, in germany?
ced appearance
as long as no one feels bothered, its perfectly legal!
Huh
Yearly general appearance
That’s cool I suppose
It's a special category gun from the steeled veterans pack with really good damage and penetration
It can usually one shot basic enemies
Yes, in Germany, it is generally legal for women to be topless in public, but the rules vary depending on the specific location and context.
- Public Places: There is no nationwide law prohibiting toplessness. In many parks, lakes, and beaches, it is common and widely accepted for women to go topless.
- City Regulations: Some cities or municipalities may have specific rules regarding toplessness in public spaces. For example, in 2023, a court ruled that Berlin’s public swimming pools must allow women to go topless if they choose.
- Cultural Norms: While topless sunbathing is common, especially in places like FKK (Freikörperkultur) areas, going fully topless in more urban settings might still be met with social disapproval.
- Private Establishments: Pools, gyms, or businesses may have their own dress codes, which they can enforce.
Would you like information on specific cities or regions?
Bugs it’s the flamethrower or punisher (until I get the halt)
Just a quick chatgpt summary
I just hate how sluggish it feels sometimes, but it does have good damage, I will agree
Squids? Idk yet I can’t find something great for them yet
boobs out are fine
WH- WHERE?!
Can i walk with my but out, but only with my butt out
they look like pillows
sure?
Aim for the weak points, I use it because it can one shot even devastators if you hit them in the head
I really struggle with squids
I just cant seem to get any good loadouts for them
But I probably just need to change my play style

Makes sense to me
Gonna try the Adjudicator next time I play
Apparently the explosive crossbow is also good

I could get beaches, but like street environments?
I mean yeah
I dunno man
"nightwatch"
that’s pretty taboo
painting
OMG @rocky adder are you also permanently stuck playing on Steam Deck???
erm, its rijks museum
Oh sick
No my deck is just on right now lmao
I was meaning to start playing Helldivers like 30 mins ago but I’m really enjoying this conversation
bro, your language is a hate crime against english and german, don't start it

Can you play SL on a deck?
It’s so funny to me
Yes
i had a stroke when i had german when i was still in school
Yes
How’s the gameplay
Your computer is right there
Speaking from experience, you can
It's.. okay
Inventory is iffy, no aim assist sucks
I am sorry it didnt take you out like it was supposed to
😔
Everything else is alright
modern warfare
Controller controls probably not optimized for SL
God, my first amsterdam trip was fun
being impatient and eating too many space cakes
Fun fact, ive never actually been to amsterdam

Yeah, unless you have a keyboard and mouse,, I can't personally reccomend it
I’d personally like to see a push for controller support and I’ve been meaning to draft up a document for something like that just as an idea but I keep forgetting. Also it’s not high priority
dick (is german for fat i think)
well to be fair, the only appealing thing for me was the museum and the park there
it is
Fett also works
which can be an Insult and also a noun for fat
just like in english
im dont really like the super big cities and try to stay away from them
so fucking crowded/busy
Germany is awesome
Call back to that hiring sign that says 'Wir Suchen Dich 🫵' or whatever
I went to the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid once
The burger king one
How was it?
Strange
Yo, I remember going to the bodyworks museum or whatever they were used to call
they did a body measurement there
Was there for my younger sister to see Santa
Now I can see how overweight I was in 2022
we were supposed to go to germany this summer, but were going to belgium instead because my mom insisted on going to a different place first 
Pyramid Santa
Oh wow, 18% body fat 
Don’t know the stats for my body but I’ve lost like 30 pounds since 6-8 months ago
Sighhhh bulgium is cool too I suppose
Back down to the 175-180 area, which is where I prefer to be
found it
Lmao
For me it's like 22€ to rise with a bus to Amsterdam
my watch says im at 9.3
What kind of watch do you have
which is apparently less than the last measurement
Isn't that like deadly
I once weight ~99kg at 6'0 (218.26 lb)
Did some diet and workout and went down to my current 84kg or something. I have yet to redo the body measurement
galaxy watch 5
Ah ok
Surely I mustve gone down in body fat percentage
I’m sure
its just below recommended
mind you, this was at 90kg
so already a good cut
Oh, ok
damn
NO WAY
106: behind you
March 23rd 2004 
I turned 18 that day
YOOOO
MARCH GANG
LETS GOOOOOO
my birthday's in July
imagine it not being 40°C outside on your birthday 
yeah but youre in italy
that doesnt count
I have been considering stopping celebrating my birthday and instead celebrating the day I started taking HRT I will say

Why not both?
for me at least
Fair!
Celebrate both
Primarily for the sake of money I suppose but they are far enough out for both
I don't make the rules

My brother has birthday just a few weeks away from christmas 💀

at least not born on feb 29th
I have a nephew who’s birthday is the 22nd of December
February 29th people when they can finally turn 3
💀
Flaming hot outside
Look if it’s raining I’m happy
Nothing more beautiful than drinking hot chocolate while it's all white outside
Kinda true
Are you one of those people who listen to thunder and storm playlists to sleep
if so
GANG
Sometimes yeah!
Ur HRT date is my birthday actually lol
Yoooooo
Hell yeah
But yeah I either listen to thunder or a playlist consisting of
-The Moon Will Sing
-Harpy Hare
-rises the moon
Thunder and rain is an especially good aid for me thought because sleeping for me is like
20 days behind my birthday 
I have to start daydreaming first to sleep comfortably
The best way I can put it is I need to be elsewhere mentally
Woah
Call my spicy brain stupid but I gotta concentrate on the white noise I am hearing all the time and then I just "black out" into sleep
Late September is better. You still have Halloween to look forward to, then Christmas
feels like 5 seconds
One of my exes was born Oct 13th
then I wake again
I’m a November guy
i prefer rainy/cloudy days over sunny most of the time in seasons other than summer
On a Friday too iirc
I especially like those days in summer
Getting birthday presents then getting Christmas gift a month later is fantastic
Winter is nice for clear skies
Cause I still talk to her
Nothing better than a heavy thunderstorm
?
I’m on good terms with most of my previous partners
Elaborate
TRUE
That’s rare
the peace
It’s nice to sleep too
brother the peace you feel
Bass
A little less so when you’re queer
That comes out of the sky
Oh
And makes the buildings wiggle
What did I do lmao
Wait I got image perms now?
Nothing, just sounds like some were complete assholes
Let’s goo
Oh hi torbek
Last one cheated on me, that’s mainly it
It’s nice seeing people know who this individual is
Ah nice lol
torbek
I never get the point of cheating
that’s loser activities
Gambling
name and place, I just need 5 minutes and my forearms
Wait does this server have
Anytime I think of thunderstorms I think of the stupid ass joke of a guy in the bathroom saying from a stall “where there’s rain there’s thunder” and ripping ass
We have rep instead
No slot machine
!rep @scarlet anchor
You have just given @scarlet anchor a reputation point!
Some place in Alaska, she’s moved since I quit talking to her
You can with commands !pd and !slot
I already repped @scarlet dove an hour ago
Anchorage area probably
time to play detective
!slot
-/s
!slot 100
But yeah no what’s crazier
#bot-commands
!pd
That was a poly relationship
Lets go gambling
Insane that she had two partners and I guess that just wasn’t enough
How do I not have 200 dollars
Not exactly
Imagine a relationship you’d have like, romantically, wanting to spend the rest of your life with them. Now imagine that with multiple people where everyone is consenting to it
That’s a poly relationship
I once had a terrible idea but you guys remember the OLD OLD E11 or mtf gun
ur thinking of open relationships
Holy I hate relationships
Like in beta 2017
My relationship was like a triangle, all points connected
Some relationships are not, with open lines somewhere
well yeah hard to comprehend for someone who hasn't had the chance to have that kind or any kind of relationship I guess
I think they are cool
I’ve tried poly relationships 3 times








