general-chat

[meager slate]

NATHAN

[eager wadi]

hi

[calm crown]

no case is sexy

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 has been muted in this server.

[misty violet]

I asked for that one

[meager slate]

!unmute @fallow kite

[polar spade]

This is why Nathan’s in charge

[fossil wasp]

[eager wadi]

!stab @eager wadi

[snow umbra]

You cannot mute yourself.

[polar spade]

He’s just better

[calm crown]

why are so many people getting stabbed

[latent jackal]

He felt like it

[calm crown]

london pov:

[eager wadi]

stabbing all by yourself handsome?

[misty violet]

Why is it NW Mods know how to have a good laugh, but other SL Mods start crying when you have a laugh

[snow umbra]

darklord233#0 unmuted in this server.

[fallow kite]

I said one second gang

[calm crown]

@izzyPHD

[fallow kite]

Not 60 minutes

[forest field]

Because they're higher in the oligarchy

[calm crown]

damn they aren't in the server anymore :(

[meager slate]

Oh my bad

[meager slate]

!stab @fallow kite 60h

[misty violet]

Be grateful you didnt get muted 12 times like me

LOL

[snow umbra]

darklord233#0 has been muted in this server for 2 days, 12 hours.

[eager wadi]

Physically, we are professional

Mentally, sometimes.

[misty violet]

sometimes?

[latent jackal]

Sometimes.

[misty violet]

QUESTION MARK?

[meager slate]

!unmute @fallow kite

[fallow kite]

I’m getting abused

[snow umbra]

darklord233#0 unmuted in this server.

[calm crown]

mb

[latent jackal]

Indeed

[polar spade]

Mentally, you are unstable

[meager slate]

I am perfectly mentally sane

[forest field]

Every businessman should be allowed to get a lil silly with it

[calm crown]

true

[misty violet]

Perfectly insane is more accurate

[eager wadi]

So true brother

[misty violet]

And thats 13

[eager wadi]

next week has already been exhausting

[meager slate]

!stab @misty violet

[forest field]

Wouldn't being imperfectly insane make you more insane?

[meager slate]

He just knows its coming

[latent jackal]

God damnit

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 has been muted in this server.

[meager slate]

A visioneer

[polar spade]

Do you get a CASSIE message everytime you get muted

[eager wadi]

!stab @misty violet

!stab @misty violet

!stab @misty violet

!stab @misty violet

!stab @misty violet

!stab @misty violet

[latent jackal]

Oh god

[polar spade]

Spam

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 has been muted in this server.

[polar spade]

Mods ban him

[forest field]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-he-is-already-dead-stop-gif-5552043

[eager wadi]

"i got balls of steel" - glorifiedpig

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 has been muted in this server.

[fossil wasp]

he's gonna bleed to death

[fallow kite]

!stab @thevoicesinmyhead

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 has been muted in this server.

[latent jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/connor-pressure-interrogation-28-stab-gif-12222100

[meager slate]

Okay!

( i cant )

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 has been muted in this server.

[fallow kite]

Detroit becomes human mentioned

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 has been muted in this server.

[polar spade]

Coup him

[fallow kite]

28 times

[calm crown]

!wran @calm ferry scalie

[snow umbra]

@calm crown has wranned viper_1943 Reason: scalie

marshallr#0 has been muted in this server.

[eager wadi]

wow auro, i bought you dying light 2 and that cat decoration

[latent jackal]

[meager slate]

!unmute @misty violet

[forest field]

marshallr is the new julius caesar

[rigid locust]

!stab @rigid locust

[eager wadi]

and you treat your manager like that?

[calm crown]

viper scalie meme is still MASSIVE 2025

[fallow kite]

27*

[eager wadi]

[meager slate]

!stab @misty violet

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 unmuted in this server.

[meager slate]

Bet they didnt expect that one

[polar spade]

!stab @everyone

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 has been muted in this server.

[latent jackal]

28 STABS

[fossil wasp]

suga mama

[meager slate]

Its all an act!

A performance

[fallow kite]

@scarlet dove I’m being bullied protect me

[calm crown]

why is chat so alive

[misty violet]

@polar spade does rhis answer your question

[meager slate]

I am the dancer

[polar spade]

Oh god

[fallow kite]

Protect me hand soap by hosting an event on Kpg

[polar spade]

Nathan, what happens if you !stab @everyone

[misty violet]

CASSIE is DDosing me

[eager wadi]

first off

[latent jackal]

Don't.

[eager wadi]

i can ping everyone

[fallow kite]

Do

[eager wadi]

second off

[fallow kite]

Do do that

[eager wadi]

it doesnt stab everyone

[meager slate]

I can stab them too..

I can stab everyone..

[calm crown]

i remember when i had an !remind me with SCP-079 (rip)

[eager wadi]

besides the higher ups

[polar spade]

You should make it so you can stab everyone

[meager slate]

!stab @meager slate

[snow umbra]

You cannot mute yourself.

[misty violet]

Im presuming thats due to you having the administrator role permission?

[fossil wasp]

can staff stab staff

[eager wadi]

correct.

[fallow kite]

Oh is red scout freeman banned

Damn

[misty violet]

I see

[fallow kite]

He was my secret weapon

[meager slate]

!stab @fossil wasp

[misty violet]

I’ve lost count how many times I’ve been stabbed now

[fossil wasp]

:0

[eager wadi]

family fight

[misty violet]

Dont

[eager wadi]

!stab @meager slate

[calm crown]

dad and dad are fighting

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/killed-em-hold-this-stabbed-gif-14017151

[snow umbra]

auroduh#0 has been muted in this server.

[misty violet]

Cassie i-

[fossil wasp]

NOOO AURO

[misty violet]

LOL

[polar spade]

Auro's been stabbed

[fallow kite]

!stab @fallow kite

[misty violet]

AHAHAHAHAHA

[haughty oasis]

💀

[polar spade]

!miad

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tight ermine

[meager slate]

SO MEAN

[fossil wasp]

NATHAN BRING EM BACK

[fallow kite]

E

[meager slate]

SOO MEAN

[fallow kite]

Ez

Oh

Nvm

[misty violet]

GET STABBED NOOB

[eager wadi]

what the flip

[misty violet]

i can sense it

[eager wadi]

!stab @misty violet

[misty violet]

It’s coming

[latent jackal]

There it is

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 has been muted in this server.

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cacabrotbrot-cat-kitten-kitten-lick-kitten-paw-gif-17263805443468530457

[polar spade]

!stab @snow umbra

[eager wadi]

hello viper

[misty violet]

😂

[meager slate]

Vipa

[snow umbra]

No fuck off

[calm crown]

no way he alive

WHAT

[misty violet]

I must have the most muted by now sur-

WHAT

[fallow kite]

@snow umbra

[misty violet]

LOL

[polar spade]

CASSIE's alive?

[calm ferry]

I'm killing droids

[misty violet]

Vipa

[eager wadi]

whoops

[quick knot]

@snow umbra you're a poopyhead

[eager wadi]

i inserted the wrong CD to CASSIE

[polar spade]

Well, if it's alive, that just means it can be stabbed

[calm crown]

how are you doing man i haven't seen u in like

actual years

[snow umbra]

:(

[fallow kite]

Where’s Hubert I want to discuss the capybara with him

[calm ferry]

doing good

[fallow kite]

But if I ping him I’m cooked

[calm ferry]

state job go funny

[misty violet]

Does Cassie have Bluetooth functionality.

[calm ferry]

how bout you

[calm crown]

yooo sick

[calm crown]

i'm in uni now

[calm ferry]

noice

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/pusheen-cat-capybara-pusheen-gif-1777467292732936241

[latent jackal]

neat

[calm crown]

graduates hs last summer

[quick knot]

CASSIE has magnetic tape functionality

[fallow kite]

“The Bluetooth device has connected”

[calm crown]

moved out life's good

[meager slate]

Its 3:30AM

[fallow kite]

Can we get scp 682

[quick knot]

But he has no wireless stuff

[fossil wasp]

go sleep

[latent jackal]

!682

[snow umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-the-crocodile-explode-gif-17363137

[quick knot]

So he wouldn't support bluetooth

[meager slate]

[misty violet]

Exactly what i was hoping Nathan would made cassie say

[calm crown]

i'm fucked lmao

[eager wadi]

i am now finally going to lay in bed.

[forest field]

You do not feel real emotion, you are a mere mockery of a human

[calm crown]

got class at 9:00

[misty violet]

You said that fucking ages ago

[quick knot]

It's 9pm

[fallow kite]

Chat if we got an official playable scp that wasn’t seasonal what do you think it would be

[eager wadi]

i will be laying in bed on 3:33am

[fossil wasp]

gang

[calm crown]

the creature

[misty violet]

Aurapoo

[calm crown]

[meager slate]

I have to confront the grey man behind my door

[fossil wasp]

if it's past 3 for u go to sleep else ur gon start seeing demons

[quick knot]

A good SCP

[eager wadi]

overdose

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-awkward-awkward-dog-staring-dog-patchibana-gif-13086408744970718509

[fallow kite]

Anything but An actual specific scp

[quick knot]

Something that isn't 682

[fallow kite]

Actually auro is an scp on its own

[misty violet]

Stab him, or do you need more practice

[fallow kite]

So I’m not surprised

[latent jackal]

l..l eak?

[fallow kite]

@sterile salmon

[misty violet]

3

2

1

[calm crown]

also northwood adding an MP5 into the game made me slightly locked in

[meager slate]

!stab @misty violet

[quick knot]

!leak

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/422385982235475968/707658562910027806/source.gif

marshallr#0 has been muted in this server.

[fallow kite]

Can we get a com 85

[meager slate]

Its just the way it is

[eager wadi]

no i got perms

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/mince-cut-onion-chop-slice-gif-15382189

[latent jackal]

Oh okay :)

[eager wadi]

i always ask before posting

[meager slate]

I'm not- i'm just the messenger

[quick knot]

Gorey MP5

[calm crown]

we need more HK weapons!!!!!

[eager wadi]

MP5K

[quick knot]

We added gore to a gun before humans

[calm crown]

bring back the USP

[eager wadi]

get it right

fake german

:(

[quick knot]

USP isn't coming back

[meager slate]

Can we get the P90 back

[calm crown]

[meager slate]

!unmute @misty violet

[calm crown]

😭

[fallow kite]

Terran guess what

[quick knot]

No need for USP

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 unmuted in this server.

[quick knot]

We have COM-18

[misty violet]

Why not just add a time to the stab so you don’t have to unmute me each time?

[quick knot]

Much cooler

[calm crown]

yeah but

[fallow kite]

Guess what Terran

[calm crown]

doesn't one shot

[quick knot]

USP. Boring ass

Looked boring

[meager slate]

Because I like to make you think you might remain muted forever

[fallow kite]

Terran guess what

[quick knot]

Revolver is our oneshot pistol now

[meager slate]

One of these days

[quick knot]

@fallow kite no

[fallow kite]

No what

Guess what man

[misty violet]

I am half expecting you to forget 😂

[calm crown]

true...

[meager slate]

Too tire

[fallow kite]

Guess what Terran

[calm crown]

but the old usp was so clunky it was extremely funny to hit one taps with it

[misty violet]

I must be the most muted person by now surely

[fallow kite]

Yukzo guess what

[calm crown]

chicken butt

[quick knot]

Only time I one tapped with COM-18 was a misclick

[fallow kite]

No

Guess what

[calm crown]

what

[quick knot]

I shot some chaos through the fog

Whoops

[fallow kite]

Chicken butt L yukuzo ez ez get good

[meager slate]

You'd be surprised how many times I was muted

[misty violet]

😂

[quick knot]

They have many stab wounds

[misty violet]

Troll muted or punishment

[calm crown]

im already on thin ice so

[meager slate]

Troll

[calm crown]

i'm not gonna answer to you

[meager slate]

Did too much trolling

Got trolled back

[calm crown]

be quiet dude

[meager slate]

Thats scary

[latent jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/trolling-troll-troll-face-apocalypse-gif-20830139

[misty violet]

YOURE ON THIN ICE? ASK AURO HOW THIN MY ICE IS.

[fallow kite]

Auro needs to be locked behind the highest clearance, I’m talking Omni card level to be contained

[misty violet]

My Ice has cracks in

[calm crown]

omni card in big 25 💔💔💔

[meager slate]

My containment chamber cannot be built I am too tall to be contained

[quick knot]

You don't need a clearance level to lock Auro away

[calm crown]

how tall are you

[quick knot]

They wouldn't reach the door knob

[misty violet]

A shoe box will suffice for you.

[meager slate]

Choose your next words cafefully mortal

[quick knot]

Shortest NW staff

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-jailed-jail-cage-gif-12742508553562715694

[fallow kite]

Auro is gremlin sized?

[calm crown]

isn't zenlet like

[quick knot]

Needs to be picked up so they can see the top of the counter

[calm crown]

3"11

[fallow kite]

I KNEW AURO WAS SHORT

[misty violet]

GREMLIN

[fallow kite]

L

[misty violet]

LMAOOOO

[fallow kite]

XDDD

[misty violet]

AHAHAHA

[meager slate]

!stab @quick knot

[fallow kite]

POV: no height

[misty violet]

GREMIM

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-awkward-awkward-dog-staring-dog-patchibana-gif-13086408744970718509

[snow umbra]

terranhawk#0 has been muted in this server.

[misty violet]

BRILLIANT

[latent jackal]

oh

He's dead

[shrewd gull]

They killed Terran

my god

[calm crown]

goodbye terran

[misty violet]

@fallow kite you are now my favourite person

[meager slate]

It needed to be done

[fallow kite]

Yay

[fossil wasp]

it was nice knowing u wikiman

[misty violet]

Gremlin ahahahaha

[fallow kite]

Short people always got anger issues

[urban tide]

Where can i report bugs to?

[misty violet]

Absolutely class

[fallow kite]

Lil gremlin

[shrewd gull]

They’ve killed Mr Wiki

[misty violet]

!bugreport

[snow umbra]

https://support.scpslgame.com/bug-report

[fallow kite]

Auro is too short

[fossil wasp]

napoleon for instance

[meager slate]

!unmute @quick knot

[misty violet]

Embed failure?

[fallow kite]

I tink auro needs booster seat

[misty violet]

LOL

[snow umbra]

terranhawk#0 unmuted in this server.

[fossil wasp]

yay terran!

[misty violet]

HOW HAVE YOU NOT BEEN STABBED YET

[quick knot]

I found a channel that bypasses mute

[meager slate]

Its just getting so mean

[shrewd gull]

Mr Wiki is back!

[calm crown]

btw what do y'all think of this low-fat mac n cheese and cornflakes airfried chicken

[fallow kite]

Hubert is also as short as auro (playing with fire now)

[meager slate]

Theres some

[fallow kite]

I’m sorry

[calm crown]

also penne pasta is the best pasta there is i DONT care what you think

[rigid locust]

cafeteria #2 chat

[shrewd gull]

[fallow kite]

Surely Hubert isn’t in chat

[quick knot]

Hubert tall

[fallow kite]

Unless you guys don’t snitch

[meager slate]

My knife has gone dull

[quick knot]

He can see top of fridge

[fallow kite]

Uh oh

[calm crown]

i'm taller than hubert

[stuck hull]

i cant remember does down under log your ip

[shrewd gull]

Hubert’s a man

[calm crown]

isn't he like 1m60

[calm crown]

i'm pretty sure he can fit in the cargo of a volvo

[misty violet]

Auro needs to ask staff at the store to help get items of the lowest shelf

[calm crown]

or at least he was able to

[meager slate]

SO MEAN

[fallow kite]

Auro needs a ladder just to get on their bed

[quick knot]

You mean highest shelf

[misty violet]

DIDNT DENY IT THO

[meager slate]

See this is why I disappear for two whole days

[misty violet]

No no, the lowest.

[meager slate]

Everyone is just a meanie

[quick knot]

Oh yeah. Those are like 30cm off the ground

[misty violet]

Do you have T Rex arms?

[fallow kite]

You stabbed me for 60 hours

[meager slate]

Gah I hate you

[eager wadi]

okay no more bully to my mod

[calm crown]

stop using this 2019 ahhh animemes reaction 💔💔💔

[misty violet]

https://tenor.com/view/trex-arms-pickup-gif-7622211

[quick knot]

[meager slate]

If I wasnt told to calm down..

[eager wadi]

!stab @quick knot 1h

[snow umbra]

terranhawk#0 has been muted in this server for 1 hour.

[eager wadi]

go work on wiki stinky

[meager slate]

[misty violet]

I’ll chill too then aha

[shrewd gull]

Bro they killed Mr Wiki again

[meager slate]

A small price to pay

[maiden blaze]

Mornin

[polar spade]

Wikidot is down for you too?

[fallow kite]

Thanks I needed a cuppajoe

[maiden blaze]

I just had one

[shrewd gull]

Nah Terran got muted for an hour

[maiden blaze]

Wasnt productive all day so less sleep for me tonight

[misty violet]

How tf can you just walk in here and say morning after everything rhis chat has been through in the last 2 hours 😭😭😭😭😭

[calm crown]

unlucky

[polar spade]

Oh

[maiden blaze]

...what happened in this chat?

I just got here...

[meager slate]

Nothing happened

[misty violet]

I need surgery for my stab wounds

[fallow kite]

Nothing

[meager slate]

https://tenor.com/view/йокелемене-men-in-black-light-sunglasses-gif-15516530

[misty violet]

@meager slate is paying for my surgery

[maiden blaze]

You know what, I dont want to know. No need to tell me.

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[fallow kite]

Auro being a gremlin kept biting and stabbing @misty violet ankles

[misty violet]

😭

[fallow kite]

Evil

[misty violet]

Stop before i piss myself laughing

[eager wadi]

i wanna play minecraft now but its late

[meager slate]

It just doesnt stop

Nathan let me at them

[fallow kite]

It never will

[misty violet]

You’re meant to be in bed

[meager slate]

I will show them

[shrewd gull]

what time is it for you

[misty violet]

It’s past your bedtime

[calm crown]

can i just say i love ur banner btw

[eager wadi]

!stab @fallow kite 30m stinky

[shrewd gull]

nat is it your bedtime fr

[snow umbra]

darklord233#0 has been muted in this server for 30 minutes.

[calm crown]

ps2 was the best console i ever owned along side the psp

[shrewd gull]

Yo they killed sup too

[misty violet]

Is there any particular reason for CASSIE’s slightly lag in response times?

[calm crown]

deserved

[meager slate]

[calm crown]

discord

[meager slate]

For the love of all that is good

[misty violet]

My bots dont have the lag

[polar spade]

Hasn't been maintained since 2014

[misty violet]

Unless it’s on a shared server with other functions

[polar spade]

!cassie

[snow umbra]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lJhWaunRINsqqv0igtm5R-KvT1gQOQH5PCbAYWcYEOE/edit

[meager slate]

Cassie is old

[eager wadi]

3:45am

[haughty oasis]

C!A!S!S!I!E!

[meager slate]

Old timer

Boomer if you will

[calm crown]

cassie is actually a second name

the real name is 079

[meager slate]

079 o7

[calm crown]

still am sad the bot got shut down

i legit used it a lot on my server

[shrewd gull]

cassie isn’t a real one

until he sings bouncy balls

[meager slate]

Bouncy balls, bouncy balls

Bouncing all the way

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/pusheen-play-gif-21742253

[calm crown]

why would cassie say that

[misty violet]

LOL

[eager wadi]

cause you told it to

[calm crown]

nuh uh

[eager wadi]

yuh huh

[meager slate]

🔔 Reminder! 🔔

Your end is nigh

[eager wadi]

you were in your denial stages for being french

[calm crown]

i found it funny that my 079 reminder got ported on to cassie

[misty violet]

I personally think that

[calm crown]

idk why i did it tho

[misty violet]

Yes

Thats what I think

Thank you for listening

[calm crown]

np

[meager slate]

Explains a lot Mr shart

[misty violet]

I actually forgot what I was gonna say

[eager wadi]

only i pick when people can mess with you

[calm crown]

chat i got an idea

[meager slate]

Thank you Nyathan

[eager wadi]

okay you can call auro short

[misty violet]

Nathan? More like Leviathan.

@meager slate Gremlin

[calm crown]

should i make like an sl mod that gives you source movement

[meager slate]

HEY

[misty violet]

Hey

How’s it going

[eager wadi]

okay you cant call him short now

[meager slate]

Hey hey why are you living in the USA~

[latent jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-minos-prime-minos-v1-gif-12688228552171977177

[eager wadi]

[meager slate]

It is not a good place to stay

[eager wadi]

exactly

🇪🇺

[misty violet]

I need to sleep but honestly can’t be fucked

[meager slate]

Its a song

[eager wadi]

i can tell

[meager slate]

Sorry to hear that

[misty violet]

And I can’t get comfy in bed

[meager slate]

Deserved

[misty violet]

Probably because my motorbike helmet is on my bed

And I can’t be asked to move it

[meager slate]

Lazy

[eager wadi]

lazy

[meager slate]

Boo

[eager wadi]

boo?

booba?

[eager wadi]

@tame hollow booba

[misty violet]

Gang

What do we think of

[eager wadi]

just throw it

[misty violet]

POT NOODLES

[misty violet]

And risk damaging the crash protection

You tryna kill me

[sonic musk]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@silent idol

[misty violet]

I’ve crashed once already

[pearl heron]

!maid

[eager wadi]

its literally its job to take the blunt

[misty violet]

I don’t need ro again

Im lucky I made it out alive

[meager slate]

Not again

[eager wadi]

:D

[shrewd gull]

Yo sheets are pink marsh

[meager slate]

Pink!!

[misty violet]

Orange

[meager slate]

Girly Marsh

[shrewd gull]

that’s orange?

[pearl heron]

Nah it's olive green

[meager slate]

Girling Marsh

[misty violet]

It’s the light from all my RGB in my room rhat makes it look pink

[pearl heron]

!stab @meager slate

[meager slate]

Yeah yeah you expect us to believe that

[shrewd gull]

So it IS pink

[meager slate]

Weak

[misty violet]

Room tour

[meager slate]

Wont even load

Took your

[misty violet]

LMAO

[eager wadi]

your

[shrewd gull]

I want the room tour dammit

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-cat-sour-cat-cat-meme-cat-gif-4305398913986271634

[misty violet]

Any better?

[meager slate]

Yes

Is that two men kissing

[pearl heron]

Gravy show us the funny flower

[fossil wasp]

soldiers kissing

i need that

[misty violet]

Police actually

[eager wadi]

🤨

[shrewd gull]

So I wasn’t tweaking

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-funny-vampire-flower-plants-vs-zombies-pvz-gif-26980447

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-awkward-awkward-dog-staring-dog-patchibana-gif-13086408744970718509

[misty violet]

And why is rhat what you noticed

[fossil wasp]

even better

[pearl heron]

I like that flower

[shrewd gull]

Graver? 🤨

[meager slate]

Why do you have that.

[misty violet]

No one noticed the Vinyl Record Player or the RGB gaming chair

[meager slate]

Is the right question

[fossil wasp]

we noticed. just didnt say anything

9/10 room btw. missing one point for lack of cats

[misty violet]

Because I’m gay and my grandmother insists I must have all of her banksy artwork on display

[misty violet]

I have 4

[shrewd gull]

yeah cool stuff but the police were more intriguing

[fossil wasp]

WHERE WERE THEY!!!

[misty violet]

Sleeping with the dogs

Ffs let me get out of bed hang on

[eager wadi]

he banned them from entering the room

[shrewd gull]

Gatos and pups??

[meager slate]

Yer grandmother painted those?

[eager wadi]

he is evil

[pearl heron]

Where's my cats

[eager wadi]

:(

[misty violet]

No

[meager slate]

(In scottish accent)

[pearl heron]

I'm going to send pictures of them

[misty violet]

Here’s 2 of them

[fossil wasp]

cute!

[meager slate]

So smol

[misty violet]

No idea where the rest of my animals are

[shrewd gull]

Your place looks so tidy

[misty violet]

Probably downstairs

[pearl heron]

Look at him

[meager slate]

Bad owner

[misty violet]

I have to when I have 6 pets

[shrewd gull]

True that

[misty violet]

Their all likely downstairs

4 cats and 2 dogs

[pearl heron]

The beasts

[meager slate]

I steal them

Only the cats

[misty violet]

Yeah no

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-drag-come-here-comehere-gif-21771860

[meager slate]

The dogs are truly beasts

[misty violet]

I have scars from one of them

My cat got stolen and was being held hostage in a drug house

[pearl heron]

Bro was snatched

[shrewd gull]

Cat discussion

[meager slate]

Love is pain

[misty violet]

I got her and she was so high

[fossil wasp]

ur next

[misty violet]

So she didn’t recognise me

And clawed me so bad i needed stitches

I refused to let her go

[pearl heron]

Oh god

[meager slate]

That sounds bad

[misty violet]

That took all 2 of my brain cells to not let her go

[meager slate]

I dont like that

[misty violet]

I was crying while the vet checked her out

My best mate ended up getting called BY THE VET

TO COME GET ME

[quick knot]

I have returned

[misty violet]

I’ve had a blade pointed at me in London, didn’t affect me

[shrewd gull]

MR WIKI IS ALIVE

[misty violet]

But my poor cat

She was hurt and it broke me

[quick knot]

[misty violet]

Technically your still on LoA

[shrewd gull]

The average London occupants

[misty violet]

So you haven’t returned

[misty violet]

Im not from London

A knife i can easily deal with

[shrewd gull]

Where you at

Birmingham

[misty violet]

The Cotswolds

[shrewd gull]

I think that!s worse

[meager slate]

Fooking birminghem

Thee cotswelds??

[shrewd gull]

I’ve seen that area before

[meager slate]

Thats how I imagine you speaking

[misty violet]

It’s a district in England

It’s supposed to be the “wealthy area”

With all the old money families

And the lords and ladies

[shrewd gull]

The lords

[misty violet]

Yet half time I can’t decide if that’s accurate or not

[shrewd gull]

what does it take to become a lord

[misty violet]

Depends

[rigid locust]

You are going to /b/

[misty violet]

Lord encompasses many titles

Lord of the Manor for example

Can be bought

[rigid locust]

What if I steal

[arctic cape]

/b/ is full of gooners

[misty violet]

Peerages are either inherited or granted to you by Letters Patent

[misty violet]

Not how it works

It’s attached to a property

[rigid locust]

Exactly why we are sending the undesirables there

[shrewd gull]

Are there any French northwoodians

[rigid locust]

Idc I took a screen shot of it

[quick knot]

Probably

[arctic cape]

I'm checking there now the threads are usually just p*rn

so yeah its weird

[shrewd gull]

you’re french, aren’t you Mr Wiki…

[quick knot]

I'm American

[shrewd gull]

Texan

[rigid locust]

He was forced to go to /b/

[quick knot]

Oklahoman

[shrewd gull]

Type shit

[quick knot]

Shit

[arctic cape]

/trash/ is weirder because its furry p*rn instead

[shrewd gull]

man

[rigid locust]

Casino

[rigid locust]

Blud forget that let's talk about /s4s/

[arctic cape]

Is that where all the green text vids come from?

[quick knot]

Huh

[calm crown]

fake place

[cinder sapphire]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tight ermine

[cinder sapphire]

@meager slate

[calm crown]

i must study your yakubian skull for science

[rigid locust]

No that is /r9k/

[misty violet]

121k members exactly

[calm crown]

who is bro calling on snaps

[arctic cape]

Oh yeah full of males who have feminine features too

[shrewd gull]

The count is +1 now

[cinder sapphire]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 2 hours, 26 minutes, 34 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[misty violet]

My best friend trying to convince him to come with me to Starbucks at 3am

[arctic cape]

Never went to that board whats it like?

[cinder sapphire]

go to bed

[fossil wasp]

aw man just realized noxplis left

[calm crown]

wait

[arctic cape]

Who?

[cinder sapphire]

happens

a lot

[calm crown]

UR BRITISH

[misty violet]

Yes

[calm crown]

im sorry for ur loss

[shrewd gull]

you still on about your 3 am starbuck runs

[misty violet]

yes

[fossil wasp]

artist guy

[misty violet]

I need a starbies

[arctic cape]

Ah

[shrewd gull]

dude i’d be knocked out till 12

[cinder sapphire]

oh it is the cartoon/anime guy. How are you? @arctic cape

[shrewd gull]

could be french

or canadian

[rigid locust]

Go beary, go beary
Go beary, go, and just
Ride beary, ride beary
Ride beary, roll

[calm crown]

nothing wrong with being canadian

canadians are like the best people i've met

along with aussies

[arctic cape]

@cinder sapphire my face right now

[shrewd gull]

I agree with the chill people but the countries are wack

[calm crown]

nah the countries are good

i mean shit politics but almost every country is like that nowadays

[shrewd gull]

true that

it’s just aussie wildlife that keeps me away

[calm crown]

fair point

[cinder sapphire]

honestly they are not that scary

[arctic cape]

furry weeb escque le creature
Pass

[calm crown]

me when the evil ass huntsman spider appears in my hotel room at 2 am

[scarlet dove]

huh wuh

[cinder sapphire]

the fact that you think they are evil is funny to me

[calm crown]

idk i never went there

but like spiders here are nice

they eat ze bugs for me

[cinder sapphire]

it been a really large time since spider time and dude mention these so ya @idle shard

[calm crown]

yooo

sick

[arctic cape]

Food

Give me gonna make a stew

[weary ridge]

I got the announcement saying the 05 activated the dead hand. What does the dead hand mean? (Sorry didn't know where to put it)

[calm crown]

auto nuke

when no respawns are possible

[idle shard]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-vita-carnis-trimming-live-reaction-gif-1586894495945712406

dumbass spiders bro

I no diff them easily

[quick knot]

[polar spade]

Had a uni introduction to engineering class today. This is what came up

They also asked us about Fornite dances

[forest field]

To test you or because they themselves didn't know the answer?

[polar spade]

Test us

Australia university is weird

Apparently its because both animals cant move backwards, so it represents our progras forward

[rocky adder]

You take photos about emus but not photos about this? Shame…

[rocky adder]

Oh that’s cool

[polar spade]

I thought i did

[rocky adder]

Oh fair then

[polar spade]

No one on my table played Fornite, so we were frantically trying to guess

I completely guessed the answer as Supa Lonely
Other choices were griddy, dances moves and , Orange smth

Actually i think someone on the table got a photo

Ill try to ask them

[rose turret]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-john-hello-thanos-john-thanos-hi-john-gif-22390046

[glossy coyote]

Your not there for an engineering degree

Your there for a Fortnite degree

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/rizzler-the-rizzler-christian-turn-rizzler-turn-gif-3468410536510015644

[polar spade]

Crap, must have walked into the wrong class

[timid yacht]

https://youtu.be/QSzi9zXslq4?si=Je-4G5ooFsc2UhdN

[vagrant ermine]

!rep @humble cypress

[snow umbra]

You have just given @humble cypress a reputation point!

[silent idol]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@cinder sapphire

[silent idol]

!rep @cinder sapphire

[snow umbra]

You have just given @cinder sapphire a reputation point!

[proper hull]

Всем Z

[tough tapir]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@cinder sapphire

[rancid dome]

!maid

[snow umbra]

[rancid dome]

[tough tapir]

[neon isle]

[humble cypress]

ty!

[tame hollow]

Booba

!maid

[snow umbra]

@silent idol

[tame hollow]

!rep @silent idol

[snow umbra]

You have just given @silent idol a reputation point!

[calm crown]

is the maid randomized

[tough tapir]

Mhm

!maid

[snow umbra]

@rocky adder

[somber raptor]

I am so fucking COOKED

I am beyond COOKED

I've got a maths test in 40 minutes and i barely know what the test's on

[midnight zephyr]

i mean... dare i say, that you kinda deserve to be cooked if you didn't pay attention to know what it was gonna be on

[tight ermine]

I need that gif please

[orchid kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/965027990939533312/1254651130558939238/scp-scp-sl.gif

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-19495068

[full mountain]

Sup.

https://tenor.com/view/kadoya-tsukasa-kamen-rider-decade-gif-27147894

[untold wyvern]

[runic lichen]

Bro

I just came back from holidays

[tough tapir]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[tough tapir]

Aumaid

[meager slate]

Nyo

[tough tapir]

Yuh

[vast blade]

No way power ranger

[light lily]

that one cs2 bug for some reason

[gaunt talon]

[glacial nymph]

How can i be a staff

:3

[untold wyvern]

fuck off

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-steamsad-steamangry-steammad-steamangy-gif-10453971517039865787

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/miside-mita-cool-mita-cappie-cute-gif-855422970590846786

[glacial nymph]

Whoever thought steamhappy would ever curse at me

[untold wyvern]

no nsfw please

[runic lichen]

FN + F1

[untold wyvern]

[runic lichen]

“Lemons gulag”

[glacial nymph]

French

[glass bronze]

!rep @gilded timber

[snow umbra]

You have just given @gilded timber a reputation point!

[gilded timber]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[gilded timber]

!rep @glass bronze

[snow umbra]

You have just given @glass bronze a reputation point!

[runic lichen]

oui

[runic lichen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240750606403239956/1286367391584092191/togif-5.gif

[runic lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/sherman-tank-sherman-m4-m4sherman-stfu-gif-26740445

[gaunt talon]

I do

[runic lichen]

a

[runic lichen]

show

[gaunt talon]

You show

[runic lichen]

no

[gaunt talon]

You're fake then

[runic lichen]

no

[glacial nymph]

French are always fake

They always act big but they are just a lil low quality pookies

(idk what did i just say lmao)

[meager slate]

Whar

[runic lichen]

true

no but like

I live in Nice rn

and they're all fakies

[glacial nymph]

Nice

[glacial nymph]

Its nice to live there

Must be only nice people there

[runic lichen]

they aren't bro 😭

[glacial nymph]

Then it should have been called Fake instead of Nice

Lmao, even french suck at naming places

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/locked-away-for-eternity-cat-cat-caption-caption-sealed-away-forever-gif-3957358998428931561

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-doggy-doggo-pitbull-pitbull-dog-gif-8007997899227659147

[gilded timber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1313975233266585732/shocked_car.gif

[glass bronze]

hm

[misty violet]

!rep @modest veldt

[snow umbra]

You have just given @modest veldt a reputation point!

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/bane-no-banned-and-you-are-explode-gif-16047504

!rep 548222052402724876

[snow umbra]

You have just given @modest veldt a reputation point!

[tame hollow]

You fear pinging shade?

[eager wadi]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[eager wadi]

!maid

[snow umbra]

[eager wadi]

!rep @tame hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

[stoic fjord]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 11 hours, 31 minutes, 45 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[stoic fjord]

!top -r

[tight ermine]

@stoic fjord holy shit!!!

[eager wadi]

#bot-commands

[stoic fjord]

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-nobu-hey-hello-gif-25165084

[stoic fjord]

[misty violet]

i gave shade a rep bz they answered my hr questions easily lol

the only person you should fear pinging

is auro

[tame hollow]

Thanks

[tame hollow]

@meager slate booba

[hot shuttle]

Hi

[meager slate]

[hot shuttle]

Auro

[meager slate]

Now what would make you say that

[hot shuttle]

Please come 5 min dm?

[meager slate]

hi

[hot shuttle]

for me?

[meager slate]

You are free to dm me

[hot shuttle]

Thanks <3

[simple abyss]

booba @meager slate

[meager slate]

[hot shuttle]

@meager slate

[meager slate]

[eager wadi]

booba @meager slate

[fossil wasp]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[fossil wasp]

[misty violet]

auro is a maid

[meager slate]

stop with this nonsense

[meager slate]

down with the propaganda

[misty violet]

shouldnt you be asleep rn?

[meager slate]

its 2:36 PM wah

[misty violet]

oh your eu?

[eager wadi]

magyar

mug

🍵

[quiet basin]

I WAKE UP coming from a dream where we had event winner chat, maybe one day we can get that to reality!

[gaunt talon]

!mais

[meager slate]

yup

[eager wadi]

youre in the wrong universe

[meager slate]

mais

[gaunt talon]

#discord-suggestions

[quiet basin]

SoonTM

Only those who know

[meager slate]

so like... general but cooler?

[eager wadi]

and dead

[gaunt talon]

It would be as alive as #voice-text

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-gif-20550641

[meager slate]

yeah

[meager slate]

i got pinged there yesterday

was too lazy to check

[tough tapir]

Auro is maid

[quiet basin]

you underestimate us Event winners now, were different from the past event winners..

[eager wadi]

@tame hollow btw

[fossil wasp]

also half of the disc team is eu

[true sky]

27 mutes, 9 warns, 1 ban

[meager slate]

fake

If I was maid I would have a maid dress

[eager wadi]

if auro is maid then ancient is obviously a maid too

[true sky]

maid

[viral thorn]

French

[true sky]

alright buddy

[viral thorn]

I'm french fox

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/locked-away-for-eternity-cat-cat-caption-caption-sealed-away-forever-gif-3957358998428931561

[viral thorn]

nooo :c

[tight ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760551870673846317/1343579047602425938/caption.gif?ex=67bdc8ff&is=67bc777f&hm=becb4d7a791fa068d196ffed665441a6e7a2f263c3ddbe3517b1a9e85cdfd59b&

[meager slate]

Cannot be proven

[tight ermine]

@strange niche @eager wadi

[eager wadi]

team fort 2

[true sky]

team lab 3

[gaunt talon]

2 fort is peak

[true sky]

nah 3 fort better

[eager wadi]

this french cant count

no wonder they hate gore in sl

[gaunt talon]

Valve can't count to 3

[true sky]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/478224237065273344/1149466239694028840/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[eager wadi]

march 3rd 2024

[gaunt talon]

What does that mean

[topaz cosmos]

dude i cannot WAIT for the crazy post

[meager slate]

My bad..

[misty violet]

so you have one?

[tight ermine]

Of course

[misty violet]

Do I wear my crocs to work

its cold today

[tight ermine]

Of course

[misty violet]

so slipper crocs will keep my feet warm

[tight ermine]

Holy shit it's a new one

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cat-kitten-meow-cute-gif-17230681

[tight ermine]

Sports mode → Comfort mode