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arctic cape
fading surge
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It looks like me - a shining star 🌟

raw vault
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ok im fucking mad now

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the server i was in took a shit

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but gravy fixed it

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so thanks

sleek estuary
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SL addict pray

fallow kite
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Can anyone speak polish?

arctic cape
fallow kite
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Plays piano

arctic cape
zealous viper
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yo where do i appeal ban

gaunt talon
snow umbraBOT
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zealous viper
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ty

rancid dome
willow wren
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@crystal reef hi

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wake up!

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8am

zealous viper
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my account says its not banned but im banned

serene coyote
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Or just server ban

zealous viper
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server ban

serene coyote
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Guh

zealous viper
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can i send gifs

gaunt talon
serene coyote
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Only level 10

gaunt talon
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Then appeal there

zealous viper
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okay

zealous viper
serene coyote
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yeah is brazy

gaunt talon
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Absolutely brazy

full pond
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who's brazy

polar spade
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I was brazy once

full pond
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I thought level 10 was brazy not you

polar spade
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They locked me in a broom

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A broom with bats

manic hare
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scp 096 looks like as if its inspired from witch (l4d2)

serene coyote
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Are u eat it?

zealous viper
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shy guy has better feet

manic hare
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bruh what

full pond
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he's not wrong

manic hare
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why do you even care about feet

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i mean

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thats weird

serene coyote
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Levels 0 is weird

zealous viper
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would you care if ur feet were chopped off

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yes or no

manic hare
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yes

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but thats not the point

zealous viper
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case closed

manic hare
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you saying 'his feet is better'

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wym by that

zealous viper
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i think ill be banned if I explain why

full pond
serene coyote
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Its true

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Im mr weirdo

full pond
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the man the myth the weirdo

latent jackal
full pond
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why is it so smol

latent jackal
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Eh

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Who knows'

full pond
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those who nose

full pond
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@fallow kite your in soundsmith's new video

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scout main

gaunt talon
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Did you search in every second for usernames to search in this server

full pond
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i just realised it right now

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i thought that name looked familiar

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and while i was in discord suggestions i suddenly realised

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standing here

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i realise

somber raptor
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funny how web developing uses like fucking 15 different languages

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you got HTML for structure (HyperText Markup Language)
CSS for styles (Cascading Style Sheets)
JavaScript for code
but you've also got TypeScript for code
you have JSON for storing objects (JavaScript Object Notation)
you have SQL for databases (Structured Query Language)
you have SVG for vector graphics (Scalable Vector Graphics)
you have PHP for server-side code (Hypertext PreProcessor)
but you can also use JavaScript with Node for server-side code, and don't get me started on NPM packages with this one
oh, you can also use XML for web pages if you think HTML's stupid (eXtensible Markup Language)

glacial nymph
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Can't they make... Only one language for everything?

tough tapir
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Early days of web were a wild west

jolly arrow
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🥶

strange niche
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I made a mistake this morning, I showed a horse the concept of massages

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She's been gently nudging my back since

polar spade
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There is no escape for you

polar spade
polar spade
strange niche
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As the ancient Klingon proverb goes: Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick

tough tapir
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Walk softly, and carry a big gun

polar spade
tough tapir
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Qapla'

polar spade
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Nope, it was Theodore Roosevelt according to wikipedia

strange niche
polar spade
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Star Trek was full of lessons

strange niche
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Klingons treat Shakespeare as if he were a Klingon too

north owl
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Is it better to be Skibidi toilet or suspicious Baka?

polar spade
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Dead

somber raptor
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@gaunt talon later today we play CS2, myes?

strange niche
minor goblet
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These silly things are going with me on Närcon

fallow kite
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Hawk

vagrant ermine
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!rep

snow umbraBOT
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You need to wait 2 hours, 4 minutes, 14 seconds until you can give reputation again!

sonic musk
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!short

mighty lodge
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what currency do they use in the uk

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idk?

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sterling?

tough tapir
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pound

fallow kite
sonic musk
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Fish

static drum
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I just got banned for globplke

fallow kite
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Oof

eager wadi
snow umbraBOT
#

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misty violet
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Im flying to Sweden for Narcon

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I wonder if Arrowhead will be there

tender galleon
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I will finally can play SCPSL after about 4-5 years since I last played it on my low end laptop

misty violet
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Sudden lag spike to only come back to 096 running towards you

gaunt talon
vagrant ermine
misty violet
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I srill need to book my flight for Narcon Summer

static drum
# eager wadi !banappeal

I didn’t even do anything bad + I had the role of a player on the server and 102 hours in the game

minor goblet
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No NW merch sadly

misty violet
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NOO

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Northwood Studios meet-up when

misty violet
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So when is Northwood releasing their vinyl album

static drum
misty violet
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If your a record label 😭😭😭

tough tapir
misty violet
eager wadi
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!maid

snow umbraBOT
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@tough tapir

true sky
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ipgrab

eager wadi
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!rep @tough tapir

snow umbraBOT
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You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

misty violet
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wtf is rhe maid command

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I keep seeing it

true sky
static drum
tough tapir
misty violet
static drum
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help 😭

true sky
misty violet
static drum
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I'm afraid

misty violet
misty violet
true sky
tough tapir
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Sentenced to maid outfit duty

eager wadi
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the appeal is for you to create.

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not others for you.

true sky
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how does one get global ban

misty violet
true sky
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other than cheating

true sky
misty violet
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Nathan’s blood is actually rep points

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It’s been proven

static drum
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I say I didn’t play with cheats, I was just walking around waiting and then bam and that’s it

true sky
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nathan soul is in the cassie bot

misty violet
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He doesn’t have a soul

true sky
misty violet
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He sold it a long time ago

vagrant ermine
snow umbraBOT
#

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misty violet
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Do that

eager wadi
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talking isnt gonna revoke the ban.

misty violet
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WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA

static drum
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😭

misty violet
# static drum 😭

Follow the information here 📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal

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true sky
misty violet
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Why did it reply to that

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I clearly chose bot

static drum
vagrant ermine
misty violet
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Bro stop speaking in poetry and just do rhe ban appeal

misty violet
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And pray to rhe gods it gets accepted

true sky
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that was scary please never do that again

misty violet
trim pond
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surface rework when?

true sky
static drum
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I've already fallen

misty violet
true sky
trim pond
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15.0 surface rework 100%

vagrant ermine
static drum
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And if they say no, then what to do?

true sky
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you

misty violet
eager wadi
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then theres nothing else you can do.

vagrant ermine
misty violet
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ALL information you need is contained in those links

vagrant ermine
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anyways time to sleep, 5am rn and I kinda wanna wake up sometime tomorrow

trim pond
misty violet
true sky
static drum
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Well, everything is kerdyk

woven dagger
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is there a way to understand this game map i just started and i get lost 90% of the time

trim pond
rancid dome
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So if you can remember the layouts, you'll not get lost.

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Just may need to remember which rooms go where in each round

polar spade
woven dagger
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alright

polar spade
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So follow a wall to get anywhere. So just keep going left

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This kinda works in HCZ and might get you to EZ checkpoint, but some rooms spawn in the centre so its not completely reliable

rancid dome
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@tame hollow Day 2 reminder to not use the sand hanitizer

glacial nymph
somber raptor
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Unemployed activities

rancid dome
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!maid

snow umbraBOT
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@cinder sapphire

gaunt talon
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Did they add timeless too

rancid dome
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A long while already

gaunt talon
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I have dementia

tame hollow
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I have dementia

rancid dome
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Auro, Ancient, Timeless, CassetteQueen, Quincy, Wulf, Me, 1 other person that I forgot the name of, and SeaBunny

glacial nymph
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Me when?

gaunt talon
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You when

glacial nymph
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We when?

rancid dome
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When then

glacial nymph
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French

runic lichen
runic lichen
eager wadi
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neither do you

runic lichen
misty violet
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!maid

snow umbraBOT
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@tight ermine

misty violet
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!rep @tight ermine

snow umbraBOT
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You have just given @tight ermine a reputation point!

rancid dome
minor goblet
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No SCP theme folks yet

strong dune
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Yall need girlfriends…

rancid dome
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I already do :)

tough tapir
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Already do

rancid dome
somber raptor
tight ermine
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Whar

rancid dome
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@tight ermine ¡¡¡¡¡¡

tight ermine
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@rancid dome!!!!!!!!

somber raptor
rancid dome
tight ermine
rancid dome
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What is boca

tight ermine
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Background blur

rancid dome
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Ohhh

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Yea I added it

tight ermine
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Of course :D

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You'd need a crazy lense for up-close boceh like that

tight ermine
rancid dome
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No edit

polar spade
polar spade
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Nuh uh

polar spade
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Dont remind me of Monday

tight ermine
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Idk who makes or uses these but the Trending section is an absolute gold mine (if you find the machine that turns feces into gold)

misty violet
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So I’ve just bought shoes for £300

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And now I’ve seen my ex in the store

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Help

rancid dome
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They hardly break 30 usd here

gaunt talon
rancid dome
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Ok, now I'm just dumb

polar spade
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The cheapest pair of nice shoes here is like $90

misty violet
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So I spend it on shoes, watches and motorbikes

polar spade
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I spend my money on PC parts

misty violet
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And now im spending it to avoid my ex

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Currently hiding out in the Gucci store to avoid him

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He can’t afford that so I know he won’t come in here

polar spade
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Lmao

misty violet
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Time to run to Tesla

polar spade
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Crap, he has disposable income

misty violet
polar spade
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Hide in the boot

topaz cosmos
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i hope everything goes horrible in your life

tight ermine
strange niche
tight ermine
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Least toxic SL player

topaz cosmos
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why spend money on shoes

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dont be so dumb

strange niche
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disposal income is disposable income

tight ermine
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Well if you were to go "outside", you'd need those

topaz cosmos
strange niche
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I ain't gonna judge how someone spends their money

topaz cosmos
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for the side thats out

strange niche
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it's their money

tight ermine
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Yup

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The jealousy is taking over

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Calm yourself down and reconsider

topaz cosmos
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no!

runic lichen
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!rep @tight ermine

snow umbraBOT
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You have just given @tight ermine a reputation point!

topaz cosmos
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300 dollar shoe is dumb

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!rep @strong dune

snow umbraBOT
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You have just given @strong dune a reputation point!

tight ermine
snow umbraBOT
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You have just given @runic lichen a reputation point!

tight ermine
misty violet
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So I’ve just been talked into taking a Tesla for a test drive 😭😭😭

strong dune
polar spade
strange niche
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Poor financial choices are a different matter

polar spade
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:(

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I impulse bought Batman Return to Arkham like a month ago

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Because i got to play Arkham knight with ps+

strange niche
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The most based thing Steam did was tell me that I could get a partial refund on a game that went on sale a day after I purchased

rancid dome
polar spade
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Just found out Arkham series was 12$ on PC a few days ago

tight ermine
topaz cosmos
misty violet
misty violet
haughty oasis
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: D

tight ermine
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Beloved ✨ Patron ✨

rancid dome
tight ermine
rancid dome
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Frick, the photos gone from my gallery

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Imma look for it

misty violet
rancid dome
misty violet
strange niche
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Paddington spotted

rancid dome
strange niche
fossil wasp
river burrow
misty violet
polar spade
rancid dome
rancid dome
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Missed her birthday for the trip

polar spade
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I had a gift card so it wasn’t technically a waste of money

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But i could have spent that 44 on something else

rancid dome
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She'd kill me if I went back home with no gift

haughty oasis
fossil wasp
rancid dome
misty violet
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I need more shoes now

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Gang

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Pick a shoe for me to buy

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It needs to be semi formal

strange niche
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my irresponsible spending manifests in the form of Space Engineers DLCs

misty violet
strange niche
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True, they are probably the best kind of DLC content

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I purchase them instantly whenever they come out

misty violet
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And spending only becomes irresponsible if it begins to negatively impact your financial stability

tough tapir
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!rep @silent idol

snow umbraBOT
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You have just given @silent idol a reputation point!

tight ermine
misty violet
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their so comfy

tight ermine
strange niche
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Crocks are an understandable reason to start using living income for purchases

misty violet
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Their one of my favourite shoes

strange niche
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I've not worn crocs in so long

tight ermine
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Yeah they're so comfy

misty violet
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The best part is

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The slipper bit

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Is removable

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To turn them into normal crocs

tight ermine
strange niche
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honestly the trouble is that I can't find crocs that fit my damn feet

tight ermine
misty violet
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MODULAR

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LOL

strange niche
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Wait

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Modular crocs

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hold the fuck up

misty violet
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I keep my croc slippers in sports mode

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Gotta make sure I can run

tight ermine
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That's so epic

strange niche
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Holy shit what is this

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What have people done to their crocs

misty violet
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When I get home I’ll ping both of you with a picture

strange niche
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WHO PUTS A STORAGE BAG ON THEIR CROC

misty violet
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LOL

river burrow
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I have never owned crocs SteamSunny

tight ermine
misty violet
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I’ve seen a croc accessory which allows you to put your ohone in it

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And an AirPods case for them

tight ermine
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Lmao

strange niche
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I assume it's waterproof

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...right?

tight ermine
misty violet
dull furnace
tight ermine
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It's genius

river burrow
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I don’t see when i would ever wear crocs

misty violet
dull furnace
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Real

river burrow
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Autocorrect

tight ermine
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They're so great for summer

misty violet
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Sports Mode crocs = god mode

strange niche
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behold

tight ermine
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HAH

river burrow
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I like sneakers

tight ermine
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Fanny pack

misty violet
river burrow
strange niche
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It was a bodega collab

misty violet
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a what collab

strange niche
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no idea

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lemme find their actual website

misty violet
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£225 for me apparently

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I can justify that

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Justification = It’s a Croc

strange niche
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This is the kind of footwear someone who lived solely in an urban environment would take to a walking trip

fossil wasp
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it’s always funny seeing whole families wear crocs

dull furnace
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Guys there’s high heel crocs…

misty violet
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WHAT

quiet basin
misty violet
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That’s my mother day present sorted

fossil wasp
dull furnace
misty violet
dull furnace
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I usually go sixth form in crocs when I cba

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Acc proper comfy 😭🙏

fossil wasp
misty violet
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They really are

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I need to wear them less

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I’ve managed to SOMEHOW

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chip them

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Dont ask me how I’ve chipped crocs

dull furnace
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GIRL WHAT 😭🙏

misty violet
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Because I don’t know

dull furnace
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rip your crocs ig…

misty violet
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Rip me

fossil wasp
misty violet
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All this talk about crocs is making me realise just how essential they are to my life 😭😭😭

dull furnace
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Frfr same

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Need to put a bin bag in the bin? No fuss just slide them on and boom can easily go outside now without your feet getting wet or have the hassle of putting trainers on

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Literally a life saver

misty violet
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These are my shoes rn

topaz cosmos
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pro vs noob

fossil wasp
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kiddinf

misty violet
misty violet
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I just like how white they are

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CROCS SIGHTEE

dull furnace
tough tapir
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@meager slate seabunni saturday

misty violet
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NOT IN SPORTS MODE THO

dull furnace
misty violet
tough tapir
fossil wasp
misty violet
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@eager wadi we need a croc appreciation channel

eager wadi
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no

glacial nymph
misty violet
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Overruled

fossil wasp
glacial nymph
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What's croc?

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Crocodile?

misty violet
quiet basin
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Nathan we need an event winner channel for us event winners to chat in

dull furnace
misty violet
glacial nymph
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Oh

dull furnace
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I need some pins on mine

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Like some Star Wars ones or smth

glacial nymph
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Yeah im not an english speaker, didn't know what that mean

quiet basin
fossil wasp
misty violet
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They are legendary

wicked spade
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man i better buy some crocs or my feet will be screwed

tough tapir
misty violet
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fake fan

tough tapir
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I wear them at home or when I go to the balcony, sometimes I cross my legs while leaning

misty violet
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They must be worn according to the schedule set by the Croc King

tough tapir
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croc ends up on top of croc

misty violet
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FOR DUST TO FORM

tough tapir
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there's dust outside, idot

misty violet
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do you live in Dubai or sm

tough tapir
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no

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that'd be sand

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I hate sand

misty violet
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fair point

misty violet
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HOWEVER

tough tapir
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its rough coarse and gets everywhere

misty violet
scarlet crescent
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guys i am blind any good books to read?

misty violet
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The sand drains out the holes

tough tapir
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Well I mean

misty violet
eager wadi
tough tapir
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If you have shoes with no holes sand can't get in

polar spade
misty violet
polar spade
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Sand is evil

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Nothing can stop sand

polar spade
scarlet crescent
misty violet
misty violet
polar spade
scarlet crescent
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they can stop sand

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wait thats racist

odd cobalt
polar spade
scarlet crescent
polar spade
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That game sucks, what are you on about

scarlet crescent
polar spade
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Get out of here with your stupid GOC and Serpents Hand

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And CI neutral with SCPs

tough tapir
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serpent's sand

polar spade
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What the hell is a surface containment zone

scarlet crescent
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I'd rather play mobile scp CBM than play a roblox scp sl

scarlet crescent
polar spade
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Dont forget the rocket launchers and CQB snipers

uncut jay
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when surface update?

lucid vigil
#

Minecraft

polar spade
odd cobalt
scarlet crescent
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guys, I forgot the name of that protagonist from all quiet on the western front, is it paul baumer or paul weiner?

scarlet crescent
polar spade
polar spade
scarlet crescent
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sniper in a game where you spent most of the time in close quarters?

polar spade
# polar spade CBM Flashbacks

Never forget the CD with super gas mask, ballistic vest, rocket launchers and minigun with 2 500s which gave them max HP of 300

scarlet crescent
#

I swear how do people learn programming language when even their brain isnt programmed to function

scarlet crescent
odd cobalt
polar spade
odd cobalt
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like surface or long corridors in office

scarlet crescent
scarlet crescent
polar spade
scarlet crescent
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im pretty sure Pscp's surface doesnt have watchtowers sooo

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fuck that sniper

odd cobalt
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High damage single shot is practical but thats why we have disruptor whichg is basically a sniper

polar spade
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PSCP spawn waves have special sniper roles and i think their only gun is a sniper

odd cobalt
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but chargeup

odd cobalt
scarlet crescent
#

guys

strange trellis
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Daily Spongdal

scarlet crescent
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nobody at northwood ever though, that "guyz so like surface barely has any cover especially at it's gate B part so lets change that"

somber raptor
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@gaunt talon i see you on CS2
it's about time i teach you c o m p e t i t i v e

polar spade
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They’re planning to rework surface all at once iirc

scarlet crescent
scarlet crescent
polar spade
somber raptor
scarlet crescent
#

oh

gaunt talon
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Testing if it's good

somber raptor
polar spade
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Either way, im not looking at pSCP as an example of great game design

orchid kraken
scarlet crescent
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if you get what I mean

polar spade
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Mostly because its SL if it was by people who would add anything suggested in the steam forums

scarlet crescent
polar spade
scarlet crescent
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already sounds bad? nice guess

somber raptor
scarlet crescent
odd cobalt
somber raptor
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welp at least they got good music

scarlet crescent
polar spade
polar spade
scarlet crescent
polar spade
#

Railgun and snipers are two distinct weapon classes

somber raptor
scarlet crescent
#

yall heard that unused mtf soundtrack for scp sl?

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that also slaps

polar spade
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We gotta run?

scarlet crescent
#

yes

somber raptor
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it's mid

polar spade
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I dont really like it. A lot of build up that leads nowhere

scarlet crescent
#

yeah but I'd listen to it

somber raptor
# somber raptor ^^

the closest thing we got to a sniper rifle in SCP:SL is the revolver with the scope

scarlet crescent
somber raptor
scarlet crescent
#

dont even ask me why lmao

polar spade
somber raptor
scarlet crescent
#

seriously why doesnt ci music play WHILE the car's coming?

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never made sense

royal marsh
#

yo guys

scarlet crescent
#

yhes

polar spade
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CI car should get speakers that play the drums

scarlet crescent
polar spade
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Psychological warfare

scarlet crescent
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lmao

polar spade
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Imagine CI installing speakers to strike fear into the Foundation members on surface

scarlet crescent
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i was a mod on some roblox rp game and someone sent a beheading video after i banned them

polar spade
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Should have sent back, could be me and you one day

scarlet crescent
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I dont need to SEND beheading videos back if you get what i mean

scarlet crescent
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l<:";jk

polar spade
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Kids are funny. They try so hard to act grownup and then act even more childish

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And then when they grow up, they want to be children again

scarlet crescent
polar spade
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Yea, ever watched Tale Foundry?

scarlet crescent
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no

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thats a movie?

somber raptor
scarlet crescent
tough tapir
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Skibidal places

rancid dome
gaunt talon
somber raptor
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damn

tough tapir
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no that's mita

polar spade
south wadi
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Is anyone else having a cross server issue in which when you and other people move they kinda tp forwards rather than actually walking? Its only something that happens to me and im pretty sure its not ping related as my ping is at 30 when it happens and my internet is fine.

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ive only started getting this recently

pearl heron
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Cola react me

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Good

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Good

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Let the cola flow through you

scarlet crescent
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hi im back

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something happened

scarlet crescent
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whoever reacted with pregnant man emoji i am gonna find you

pearl heron
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It was me

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I did it like this

fossil wasp
royal marsh
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maybe better run?

minor goblet
scarlet crescent
minor goblet
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No

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Don't

fossil wasp
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let’s cook mrswagster for dinner

minor goblet
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They are 2 chill

minor goblet
scarlet crescent
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your the one being cooked right now

minor goblet
fossil wasp
scarlet crescent
fossil wasp
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vita😭

scarlet crescent
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@pearl heron fuck you

pearl heron
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My place or yours :3

scarlet crescent
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omg your place fr

pearl heron
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Lmai

pearl heron
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Lmao

scarlet crescent
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come back here

scarlet crescent
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wait a minute

scarlet crescent
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haha

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i win

pearl heron
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You may have won the battle but you have lost the war

pearl heron
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Fine

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Dont want to annoy the mods

scarlet crescent
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checkmate

pearl heron
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NO

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NOOOOOO

scarlet crescent
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i just realized this is like serverblight but for discord

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pregnant man emoji infects all of discord

scarlet crescent
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but thats just a theory

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a game theory

pearl heron
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When do I get image perms?

pseudo ivy
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level 20 i think

scarlet crescent
pseudo ivy
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oh nvm

pearl heron
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!rank

scarlet crescent
pseudo ivy
pearl heron
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Opps should have done that in bot commands

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Still level 5

scarlet crescent
misty violet
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I just spent fucking £60 at pizza hutt

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Absolute joke

scarlet crescent
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sorry

misty violet
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ACCURATE

scarlet crescent
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oh ok

pearl heron
misty violet
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ADVERTISING HOW MUCH OF A THIEF THEY ARE

scarlet crescent
misty violet
misty violet
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Drop in the bucket

pearl heron
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Bro got a delivery from fucking Kepler 96 b

scarlet crescent
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minor grammer mistake from you

tight ermine
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Pizza Hut*

scarlet crescent
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not stuff that i typed

tight ermine
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I*

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Not*

pearl heron
misty violet
scarlet crescent
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busted

misty violet
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Paid for it on the company credit card tho

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So it’s all good

tight ermine
scarlet crescent
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oh shit i did it too

scarlet crescent
tight ermine
scarlet crescent
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since its

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a credit card

misty violet
scarlet crescent
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paper trail and stuff

scarlet crescent
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dude

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if you own an entire company why'd you yap about 60 goddamnn dollars lmaooo

misty violet
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I decided to reward one of the employees by taking them to their favourite restaurant (hes autistic)

scarlet crescent
pearl heron
misty violet
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Unfortunately that’s harder for me

pearl heron
misty violet
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We have a contract with a local government authority

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So our financials get scrutinised

scarlet crescent
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stop using fancy english words

tight ermine
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@scarlet crescent :🤨

misty violet
pearl heron
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Lucid taking a while to type

scarlet crescent
pearl heron
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What are they saying?

gilded timber
misty violet
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@tight ermine what do you think about me creating a company policy of crocs only in the office

scarlet crescent
gilded timber
tight ermine
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Conpany-issued Crocs

misty violet
scarlet crescent
misty violet
gilded timber
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English is hard

scarlet crescent
pearl heron
scarlet crescent
misty violet
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You can work remotely

misty violet
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99% of the remote workers will never talk

pearl heron
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Learn C#

misty violet
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Only the office staff really have to make phone calls

scarlet crescent
scarlet crescent
misty violet
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We provide the community care services for a local council

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So taking phone calls and directing to the relevant apartment

scarlet crescent
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wow what a great man

misty violet
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Social media

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Emails

scarlet crescent
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he could sure donate 10 thousand to a local homelessman (me)

misty violet
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Half the calls we get I feel like my team turn into therapists

pearl heron
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!rep @scarlet crescent

snow umbraBOT
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You have just given @scarlet crescent a reputation point!

scarlet crescent
pearl heron
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Np

scarlet crescent
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!rep vita

snow umbraBOT
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Member "vita" not found.

scarlet crescent
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fuck you cassie

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!rep Vita

snow umbraBOT
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Member "Vita" not found.

pearl heron
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U forgot the @

scarlet crescent
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!rep @pearl heron

snow umbraBOT
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You have just given @pearl heron a reputation point!

tight ermine
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ct26857

gilded timber
pearl heron
misty violet
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@tight ermine another company benefit is free gym membership (on request), and weekly team dining out nights (we go to a restaurant or order food in paid for by the company)

tight ermine
misty violet
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We also have a company mascot

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A PUG

scarlet crescent
tight ermine
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That's awesome

misty violet
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He has literally become our emotional support pet

errant hollow
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Har Har Har Har Har Har hE Har har

tight ermine
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Company-issued cat, when?

scarlet crescent
pearl heron
misty violet
pearl heron
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I used to be a huge slendytubbys fan....

misty violet
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Some of them so good they wanted to skip taking maternity leave. They was told no they must take it.

tight ermine
pearl heron
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Ct2 is a shorting of that

scarlet crescent
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stop talking about businesses I dont know anything about it ):

misty violet
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I did say rhey MUST bring the baby in tho for us to fuss over

misty violet
tight ermine
errant hollow
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I thought most people here we gen z

scarlet crescent
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Nor do I right now

tight ermine
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Please make the game 18+

pearl heron
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Hmm

errant hollow
pearl heron
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Did a message get deleted?

errant hollow
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Might have been auto filtered

scarlet crescent
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guyz ima go im at season 6 of dexter

pearl heron
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K

scarlet crescent
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happy serial killing

strange trellis
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the wheel has spoken

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!rep @errant hollow

snow umbraBOT
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You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

scarlet crescent
errant hollow
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Yay

pearl heron
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!reo @errant hollow

scarlet crescent
pearl heron
tight ermine
strange trellis
scarlet crescent
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guys fun fact

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i am indian

errant hollow
tight ermine
errant hollow
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Gen z starts at 1997

misty violet
tight ermine
misty violet
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Hence why I hired a security guard

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Sometimes we have people catching up on work late at night

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I didn’t feel comfortable with someone being alone

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Particularly at night

scarlet crescent
misty violet
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All the security does though is fucking watch Netflix

tight ermine
strange trellis
scarlet crescent
misty violet
misty violet
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If they want to sleep for an hour, go ahead just dont sleep deeply 😭

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I want to get a vending machine on site tho

quick knot
misty violet
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But idk if I want to stock it myself or contract

misty violet
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Bought a RC spider

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He is deathly scared of spiders

pearl heron
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Make them carry a dummy amr at all times to scare the shit out of people

quick knot
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Drop a 018 into the vents

misty violet
pearl heron
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Fill there socks with thorium dust

tight ermine
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their* :(

pearl heron
misty violet
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Y’all have just reminded me I need to book Fluffy for a vet check up

fossil wasp
misty violet
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Just did

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By the way guys

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Fluffy is our highest earner

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I swear that thing gets more money spent on him that I do

strong dune
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Pimp….

misty violet
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No I most defintely cannot ask IT

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WHY ARE YOU WORKING ON A SATURDAY

orchid kraken
misty violet
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my team explicitly do NOT work weekends unless explicity approved

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the weekend is you time

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@tight ermine @strange niche

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Croc Slippers

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Sports Mode enabled too

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@dull furnace you can see the chip on the right hand side

royal marsh
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hello

fossil wasp
misty violet
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excluding crocs

fossil wasp
royal marsh
cyan agate
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lol

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like wth\

misty violet
fossil wasp
cinder sapphire
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!maid

snow umbraBOT
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@silent idol

cinder sapphire
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!rep @silent idol

snow umbraBOT
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You have just given @silent idol a reputation point!

misty violet
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trying to book a flight to rotterdam for TwitchCon

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However all the cheap flights

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have a like

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12 hour layover

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theres no way thats real

hidden merlin
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!mad