#general-chat
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most understandable code written by me 
!maid
@rancid dome
God damn it
Noemaid
@meager slate look
@meager slate and @tough tapir go sweep
Food
Did you name the sticker food
!maid
@cinder sapphire
go sweep
!rep
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Timelessmaid
Can we have more Noemaid summons :3
huh?!

No. We need to increase the odds of pinging smallcient and smallvoc
The og maids
@rancid dome !!! MAID!!!!
@tight ermine !!! MAID!!!!
nuh uh
fuck you mean find is not a function
Because it said so
You mean make the maid command ping the timeless maid exclusively

!maid
@rocky adder
Fake
ah increase the odds for you two
by ten times
the normal amount
No food
def food
Neomaid
if I remember correctly that promise is no longer in effect
maidcient
That you?
@rancid dome MAIAIAIIIDDDD
:o
That u
no it is ancient
Woah, we didn't ask for noemi face reveal

Guys what is mita
Is she real?
Very.
WHERE!
Not where you are, that's for sure
Meh, i don't need a virtual unreal fake character when i have an actual love of my life
Real man

exiled is shit
I am not in this implied "Those people" 
Imagine simping over a virtual character 😶
you heard sg haha
Didn't know I was simping over her 
Nah Ancient is my mentor idk what you talking about
He's a good teacher
nah that all you outdated
Lmao
you lucky I cannot post some of the shit I have on you here
Prob have a monthly supply of swedish canned fish
haha
Surströmming
Ancient my mentor, show him his place
Im only 20 🫢😢
Btw, you just called Ancient single earlier, idk where the logic is to have a "single" as a relationship mentor
nah you are 100
I'm 25
You are a mentor then
Naaah i never did, did i? 😅
you forgot
You did 
Rust in your cpu
rusty nut
better than win 98
Windows 1 was peek
this
Most beautiful girl there is
Not what you posted
Freaky
stinker
Crazy name lmao
wahoo
but you did
liar
fishy slovak business
Makes you go crazy
why is shit not working raaahh
🤨
@rancid dome questionable message
!ban @tropic magnet scam bot
There ya go
Done. That felt good.
Nathan right on the money
@tough tapir hes in redline
should throw a brick at them also
Good morning everyone!!
damn right
hi person who cant eat pizza
that's ancient smh
He made the message in redlien first
kinda low on money tho...smh
Gave a warn, guess it'll be a ban if he spread it to here too
Off he goes
Looked like a normal guy thru message history, guess he clicked a funny link
Wtf is redline?
the best eu server
I am def not British

He did it
self humiliation
Took two times
My ancestors weren't British since 1700s or before that. And fought the Redcoats
U say it like a british, guy
British

hmmm @meager slate what could that be
The Quincy
what quote is it
Keep me posted :D
hi
@tough tapir
@meager slate
!rep @tough tapir
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why did you name that quote that
Thank u o great mita
:3
Pigsfoot.jpg
I read the name of that and ya
Havonk appearance
not gonna lie, i WOULD expect a slcordian into tentacles
Tentaclecordian
Can't post his maid uniform?
nah related to quotes
Heyo, may be gn tho, can't keep eyes open 
I woke up at 3am, I'm not much better
so you have 2nd shift or something
Sometimes u just wake up after 3 hours
I left home at 6
speaking of shifts
I miss 3rd shifts
nothing ever happens in those usually
graveyard shift
chill day
Yeah, except after a while you feel worn out even after you've slept enough
I never experienced that personally
always did it with security guard tho
miss those days sometimes
less responsiblity
I make a lot more now tho
if something does happen to my job because of x reasons (you know) I know I can prob find a 3rd shift job again
Maid Cafe job
prob will make more considering no one wants to work those
I mean idk how it is in the US but if you got extra pay for weekends and nights, it can be pretty neat
!maid
@tough tapir
Broken
maidcient
Nyathan
Hello everyone
real video : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GW6sLrK40k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V90pwWdXC2U 9 minute ver
slowed + reverb
Why tf did i send this
I hate you all
understandable
Lost to toilet show XD
wait until yakuza is added
Slience poo poo drones you lost to skibdi toilet in terms of EVERYTHING
!rep
You can give a rep!
!rep @cinder sapphire
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Goodm
Have you seen a peak movie named HIM? A horror MC movie
You gotta watch it
!rep @rancid dome
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Felt like it
I have not no
Check it
Hebro rine
Arigatou
!rep
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!rep
You can give a rep!
!maid
@silent idol
!rep @silent idol
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You can give a rep!
I ate you all
I te you all
Truly magnificent, everything on video is no effect but real
I e you all
What's the new version in the beta tab?
They left no time for the first one to sing
😭
Who tf wants to hear unskilled artist
Sorry award winner for sfm animation
better make more sfm. so u can eventually leave the basement
Exactly, i WILL win
2025 content creation contest
2025 art contest
2025 youtube banner contest
2025 game shitter contest
He is simply noxplis
I you all
F
reaky
They do that
Daily Spongdal
Pineapple
Not quite its within you
Pee storage
Nope further up within you
Kidney stones
Yup
NOW EAT THEM😈
Chat, when Nox gets expoded?
We can't let him blow uo before GTA
They do
He will be Exposed to radiation in 2026
what content creation contest
I dunno but Finn should win
Who's finn
unbelievable
Believable
what content creators are you watching pal
None
shame on you
Shame on me
optimus prime
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
!rep @strange trellis
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thats not what the wheel said
That's what it said
Wheel said I'm the best
the wheel is correct
hi, sorry idk which chat to use on this discord
but are there any plans to bring back the old revolver hip fire acc
as it in my opinion made the game more fun
as now you are forced to ads with revolver
👋
There hasn't been any annouced changes to the revolver, but you are welcome to post suggestions either:
- Here by purchaing a patreon tier
- For free on the steam forums
- For free on our subreddit
!forums
SCP: Secret Laboratory - Deep within one of the SCP Foundation’s emergency containment sites, a catastrophic containment breach leads to multiple SCP subjects being released from their cells. With containment compromised, facility personnel rush to evacuate while waiting for Mobile Task Forces to arrive and restore order, but with the Class-D po...
ah ok thanks :)
why do you need patreon to do it on here?
is it to avoid spam?
While the development team take in feedback from all platforms, due to the lower volumes they are much more likely to see patreon suggestions, you also get the chance to receive direct feedback on some of your ideas once you meet a voting threshold!
ah ok fair
💔
awwe
heading to bed no, goodnight
🐒
Why the fuck does it tell me that I’m a spoofer when I try to log into any server? this has been going on for a year now
have you tried not spoofing
spoofing is illegal fyi
ladies and gentleman, we got him
I have no spoofings
!banappeal
📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal
🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/
This thread contains up-to-date information of the bans Northwood Studios can enact on Steam accounts. Refer to the right section for the correct procedures on how to proceed if you have been affected by one of these bans. EULA All appeals will be reviewed carefully by the Global Moderation Team, and you will receive a verdict within 3 to 7 busi...
Follow the steam forum's spoofing section.
followed
have you read what to do?
No, but I have to report a bug
What bug
error*
not bug
What error
When I try to log into the server it says that I am a spoofer
but I'm not a spoofer lol
Well, that's because you got a hwid ban
And tried spoofing it
I looked and I'm not banned
Shouldn't have cheated
Why are you telling me “you shouldn’t have cheated” if I, fuck, had been calmly playing Scp sl for a year before, and everything was fine, and then suddenly they thought that I was a cheater
They don't ban you without a reason
Follow the instructions under HWID Spoofer
https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/
This thread contains up-to-date information of the bans Northwood Studios can enact on Steam accounts. Refer to the right section for the correct procedures on how to proceed if you have been affected by one of these bans. EULA All appeals will be reviewed carefully by the Global Moderation Team, and you will receive a verdict within 3 to 7 busi...
Because cheaters say that
Good joke
There is no "HWID Spoofer" tab in this section.
Give me at least one piece of evidence why I'm a cheater
You got banned
It's not a good evidence
But false gbans usually happen with very good players
Just because the game thinks I'm a spoofer doesn't mean I'm banned.
And they are very rare
Spoofer detections don't necessarily mean you've been banned!
I know
Why are you getting your hopes up?
I'm not, I haven't been banned 
What do you do when you find a bug, but the site won't let you submit a complaint?(😭
Which form are you trying to submit?
bug report
What error are you encountering?
I'd attach a picture, but you can't attach pics here. Error 405.
make sure your issue title does not contain any special characters that arent letters or numbers
and also that it isnt super long
^
What is the bug
First: You can walk on the walls.
Second: Inconsistency of the map proportion with the objects.
Third: Animation bug.
Checked it 2 times, nothing out of tolerance. I didn't exceed the number of characters
#media-posts Is still open to all
are you reporting your 3 issues as separate issues?
as there might also be a limit on the issue description itself
I filled them out in a single report. Do you need a separate one for each?
well, i was more meaning along the lines of if you do separate reports you wont have as many characters in your issue
and well, QA can review them more easily
didn't go beyond 3,000 characters
would say to try to report them separately
if it still gives you the error post a screenshot in #media-posts with the contents of your report or something and just ping me
Okay, I'll try to fill it out separately
Okay
There is one more question, how do I verify that the bug report has been sent?
It should appear on the bug tracker!
https://git.scpslgame.com/northwood-qa/scpsl-bug-reporting/-/boards/15
Thank you all for your help. Bugs sent!
!rep @coral quiver
You have just given @coral quiver a reputation point!
No problem, thanks for taking the time to report them!

Do not the aphid
Bugs like u
(In game bugs)
(in game bugs)

get the tunes on lah
ced rick
..,,,,
?
Is he stupid
Fix the FSP and make it actually useable 🙏
hi
hello
hola



Yo tf did i get muted on northwood server for saying "brown"
And they say send appeals to some people who have dms turned off
That is so stupid, great moderation team man

If you can't dm the people responsible for handling appeals, open a modmail by messaging @snow umbra with the prefix !dmmail
I cant send messages to that either tho
Whatever im not sending an appeal for getting muted for no reason
mods wran this guy
Mods, send the DEA to his house.
jokes on you, my person is still wanted by interpol
Hank Scharder is going to break your door down
Damn
Remind me who’s Hank please
Hank Schacrder
Who is it
Best DEA agent
baldy
Sorry but HLS agents are better
HLS?
Homeland Security
congrats
Ty
NSA tops it all
CIA beats them
no sex allowed
FBI
I'm better than all of those
NCSC then
GSG9
Fuck you. FPS then.
FSP
GIGN🇫🇷
I love you.
i hate the french
DGSI better anyway
Fuck you
oui oui
Ta mère
A task force of GIGN is on there way to your home
Yes
What was that one again?
Unusually Smelly Stinky Squad
Secret services
UBCS then
no worries, I commit hate crimes with baguettes
what if i commit love crimes with baguettes
You dare using my bread 😭
This is better
that would count as sexual harassment
what if its been aging for 18 years
to the point that it has become sentient and living from the various types of mold
@fossil nymph do you know what’s NCSC or not ?
i think you'd get a nobel price if you were to make mold sentient
you can buy many baguettes with a medal
Nice cereal serious comment
I will harass anyone who puts milk first then cereal
Same
Yes
But it doesn’t mean that
I prefer GIGN
Or manifestations 
Getting Intensely Grabbed Now
😭
Guys I'm gonna Norway
How
Yes
That’s great
There's norway he's actually gonna do that
Yes
I will Norway right now
Nasa
Nada
Very good
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Hi
Hi
Ok
Not A Demonic Animal
Damn
Im a demonic animal
that is not nada
No
this is not nada either ❌
I'm nada
Trurh
Tyrannical Really Ugly Retarded Human
O

:stemsuny ;:::'
Ok
i dont wanna abbreivate this
Calling gone wrong at 2 am cops
Are you dyslexic
I am under the effects of
I kinda wanna put a game clip here. But it contains blood and a disturbing monster

Can I still put it under a spoil?
PUT IT DOOOWN
Want to see it ?
Post it, I'll take a look and if it violates the rules I'll just remove it
K
how bad could it possibly be?
France Propaganda
Totally
Paris Catacombs lookin ahh
ahhh
It’s a bunker 
Congrats @dim kelp
?
It’s very scary I’m gonna poop myself
maybe the scp was the d class we shot on the way
Don’t insult whatever that is by comparing it to France
anything bad is obviously french
Please do not the D-class personnel.
!maid
@cinder sapphire
@tough tapir
!rep @tough tapir
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!rep @scarlet anchor
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!maid
@tough tapir
!rep @tough tapir
You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!
How does the maid command even work, is there like a pool of given names or is it all server members?
Sup.
9 random people
1 is this 

!rep
You can give a rep!
!maid
@rancid dome
Oh.
!rep @rancid dome
You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!
I gotchu
!rep @tight ermine
You have just given @tight ermine a reputation point!
Ty ty <3
The pirated library is becoming a whole knowledge center
I estimate I have another ~250 to go through
So many
Haters gonna hate
yeah, cause the real french are in quebec
Do they even qualify as such
yeah, cause theyre the real ones
Hm

On what base
european french has english mixed in and thats lazy
Alright alright
but then again, quebec french has english in it by default
we added the english by choice
Well they do mix it in sentences
bro thinks hes in quebec
I pray to never step foot there 🙏
!maid
@tight ermine
Man xqc is a different breed of human
why are there hcz noises overlayed?
because he was playing SL
with other streamers
and also you are WRONG because it is not hcz
its entrance zone
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Goat plays goated game ?
xqc being a goat is insane
My man asked to closed the lights in that clip
i will get you manually banned on siege if you ever disrespect my king like that again
And then random Mumbo jumbo like the usual
Cant even speak english
💔
dont you live in the US to be speaking english normally.
Engrish is hard okay
Game just started and he’s at 5 hp
so reel for taht
🤦♂️ I heard the other siren sound dangit
Hello gentlemen.
What do you guys think about Lobotomy Corporation?
Should I play it?
How I feel everyday
@sleek estuary yoo
hello all
🤯
Denty 
Physics makes me wanna do unspeakable things
And @tardy walrus 
haaiiii !! hewoo :3

Banner looks nice :3
tsukasa my goat <3
i didn’t
but my bad, should’ve said something earlier anyways.
nah i see why
what did my eyes just read
there are times i regret being able to see deleted messages
who up reading they bible rn

Horrible things
They should be left that way, not for others to see
As in deleted and not being able to see***

best shodster
the new playable
The old playable
👅 👅
cro
same
Me nd my gf fr

Why
!rep
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shoutout to java for minecraft modding
Bem Framklim
!rep
You can give a rep!
!maid
@cinder sapphire
Rusty maid
JS Objects are making me want to kill someone
How you look
how...
Its you!
so right now it's giving me an error but it's also working
what the fuck
oh apparently i just made the for loop wrong
Stop kicking it
the old members by the table, you got it still?
Kill Agent 47
Heresy
Kick jank across the room
Kick everyone
Kick YOU in particular
You too
You first
Me second

!maid
@serene coyote
We kick him
Smol
Giant
Dont oppose me mortal
I oppose
You have been opposed

The bigger bonk
Me to you
Nuh uh
I parry
!maid
@meager slate
Mauro!
fuck 
first jank, you second
!maid
@tough tapir
You will be the owner
First jank auro second me third
auro gets a pass cause i already bullied them too much

u don't even know what does that mean
homeland security investigations 👌
i feel u on google
nnnn
She is the cure
I don't wanna get touched 😭
👉 : @glacial nymph
Shut up, my dad works for NW and he can do absolutely nothing about it
Someone bring up the clip someone going no no no
Yes yes yes with mita
Have you tried verifying game files
I did verify them
I even changed to every betas
i uninstalled steam to re install it
even games
@polar spade
Is this your first time launching the game and what’s your PC’s specs?
It isn't, 3 months ago it was working normally
and you mean my pc performance ?
like RAM ?
Just a question, which beta do I have to launch ?
@eager wadi you are steve

@polar spade
Imagine if I kms 😂 😂 💯 🫸
Nah you seem like you would let them touch you ong
Can someone please help me
Like they say "nejbedholo"
Go for it
Basically, when I launch the game, it shoes me the Northwood intro, and after, there's a black screen
and I receive a message saying "The program is not responding"
"astaghfirullah"
!maid
@rocky adder
Help this guy
how did u fix it
can u come in VC rq? Cuz i found out why
how do u fix
so like, you just patiently wait without clicking your screen with the mouse then it'll work
how long?
until you see another background appearing, can i just stream u cuz it's hard to explain
my firned waited for 1q0 misn nothing happened
come in #https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/823278999795007499 I'll just stream to you
And u'll see that it works
see now?
just do that and it'll work 
he waits for 10 mins and nothing happenss
retry
but don't start it from steam
working or not?
nope
¯_(ツ)_/¯
do you click your screen with your mouse when SCP SL loads? (when u see appearing northwood etc)?
no

The rock isn't...

What the fuck is this dude doing with a Voltmeter on his bycicle








