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rusty armored core six
el reno tornado should also be ef5
but what do I know
dont know why it is not more based on wind speeds
seems odd to me
it should measure wind speeds (or should be a combination of the two)
but I know why they do that : both save money, cannot accurately measure it at time, and to denial aid for FEMA when states request it at times. That is what happened with that ef4 in illinois.
where i can ask about something of scp?
i can pass a video for ask something o just text chat?
You'll need level 10 to send videos both here and in #scp-discussion, but you are welcome to use #media-posts
Lucid
Joseph


He got caught cheating today
When 1v1ing some guy and me
Showed his screen and the fov was really high
what is the article that prohibits plagiarism
lmao
thanks anti cheat 🙏

😭
i let chatgpt predict the tournament bracket and thats what it gave lmfao
What is this
sfm tournament consisting 270 competitors basically, just like our art contest but only 3 winners and not picked up by community
wait no now there are 178
Bias
AI would never say that you will lose
Type Noxplis vs Homelander
"Noxplis isn't a widely known character—are you referring to an original character, a lesser-known comic or novel figure, or maybe a misspelling of something else? If you describe their abilities, I can give you a solid breakdown of how they’d match up against Homelander!
Homelander, from The Boys, is basically an evil Superman-lite: super strength, flight, heat vision, near-invulnerability, and enhanced senses. He lacks Superman’s planet-moving strength but is still one of the most powerful beings in The Boys universe.
If Noxplis has reality-warping, time manipulation, or some other broken ability, that could turn the tide. Otherwise, Homelander might take the win based on raw power. Let me know more!"
i only now noticed it said "lower number means stronger opponnent" so its kinda shit based
Just tell him that Nox is an artist, he can draw Homelander getting shots from behind
Easy win
Thanks ChatGPT for the wall text
"Ahh, I see what you did there. 😂 If Nox can draw it, then in a way, he wins by default—Homelander’s fate is in his hands!
A pen (or stylus) is mightier than the laser eyes, I guess. 🎨🔥"
@glacial nymph i turned on "online search" and it gave another answer
Lmfao told u
Nothing beats an artist
You have haters? Draw something unspeakable
haters can hate when i can do so much
Typically Evil Noxplis
i dislike frainz
@hoary timber what did u do
hello random person
@hoary timber you know what you did…
Hello to another random person
@hoary timber lucas knows what you did
You do not get a hello
Question why the hell arnt the dot sight colors saving after you closed the game, worked before the new update
Are you sure you saved then in attachments loadout?
There's 3 slots if im not mistaken
If we going to ignore the current slot one
yes
my dot sights work for me
make it a 2nd 
this
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@tight ermine
So true
@meager slate SG is a maid
Pay up
Timeless
Absolute Cinema
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@silent idol
Ancient is next
Ancient

I will go with Auro and Timeless
@tough tapir
fardo wins

found a fren
Real
hard work vs random ass render
First is random ass render
Second is hard work
thats what im saying...
my opp didnt post
oh well
easy win
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Why
Why not
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that was really racist
Shut up four eyes
Dark Interval got a update
Dark Interval is prob the closest we'll ever get to a complete hl2 beta, once it's finished
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@tight ermine
Quimcie
More lore?
By Midnight @latent jackal
W lore
From what I understand from the new echoes from the veil is that scp 127 is coming to sl
Which is unsurprising
this might be way out there
but the thing in the echoes from the veil
the dead languages
yknow what that reminds me of?
scp-073
cain
could we see a cain playable scp?
tanky human scp with a sword for attacks
can switch between different types of swords maybe
idk
would be crazy
He's on the blacklisted SCP's
damn
Bros got the fucking A7
class d with the A7
Even got the red barrel
cap
Does your law firm represent the foundation?
how do i view other peoples steam profiles now?
Hi guy hope ur all having a very good day filled with hapiness
ingame?
ye
hello
press “N” to show the player list. on the far right of a player’s name it should show a little person icon (the one next to the report button) assuming the user has their profile displayed
yes yes, it does not have the little person
for none
like no person fore whole looby
that can happen. where everyone decides to hide their profile


I'm PRETTY sure there used to be an blacklisted SCPs channel in this server
I dunno where it went exactly
Maybe it's been lifted
Amongst them were some immortal-like SCPs
there was, but theres no longer an official blacklist iirc
except for the obvious like nsfw scps
hello

hi!

sup
New member, let the bullying commence
what
What?
what
We go together
get bullied new member!
REAL
level 10 :(
bruh
just keep chatting and it’ll come soon!
It is flamingo gif
like what?
Who would win:
A monster that can survive space and kill many people by looking at its face
or
a bunch of plastic flamingos
they exist???
🤌🦩
someday😔my pc is ahh tho
35-45 FPS on a rtx 3060 is crazy
its a lot better now
SL is CPU bound
your likely having a bottleneck, or not a good CPU
wait how
Its not a bottleneck
But it is slightly worse than a ryzen 7
actually nvm
I have a second monitor
Which is VGA
So i just use my integrated graphics for that monitor
are you playing on modded servers with high pop?
fair
I wish my second monitor had VGA or color cables so I can hook up my wii to it
pretty sure theres a hb app that lets you screenshare wii to pc
might do that
Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-8665U CPU @ 1.90GHz 2.11 GHz
is this good
i think yeah

my second monitor is kinda ass, i forget that what i see on it is discolored
not really
and the problem is i alwys hav discord on it so
it could be worse
When i launch any game, scan lines show up on my second monitor
It depends, it is slightly better on non modded servers but at some points(like heavy containment) it can drop to like 45-50 fps on non modded servers.
But modded servers its 40 fps and in heavy it drops to like 30 something
I don't why only games do it, but since im only using discord or just having the steam library on the second monitor while playing, i don't really care
I have another monitor but unfortunately my main one is a bit big and my second moniter would fit on my desk lol
modded servers + high player count will destroy your FPS a lot, compared to 2 years ago, its a lot better, but still not amazing
obv, make sure your GPU drivers are updated, try lowering some game settings, you can also do some tweaking in nvidia's control panel (cant help much since I have a amd GPU)
How did i ever live without a monitor dedicated to discord
so real
Average discordian mindset
What is the SL lore document
atleast you dont use vencord
lore about sl in a document
^
document about sl in lore
didn't know it went that deep
Comprehensive Lore Document of SCP:SL Last Updated: 03/02/2025 By Goodman If you find any mistakes or have any feedback, feel free to comment on the the file or contact me in the Official Secret Laboratory Discord Server (@goodman_the_user) Notes: Document uses DD/MM/YY for all dates [Source] re...
to me SL seems like a meme lol
deep into the northwoods
Surface revamp will go crazy in 2028
The Lore.
How the fuck
It’s called the inspect key
I burned my water
That looks like a 20 years sentence with chance of parole
WAY more than 20 years
with 0% chance of parole
half the things in there would probably be a life sentence
not for the beautiful americans
Nah, just joking about how LIGHT some judges hand out sentences
I guess the devs need to do heavy optimization
i mean 14.0 reworked the culling system, its more aggressive on making areas unload if a door is closed/not in view
thats what I'm saying
I feel bad for people with low end pcs who cant even enjoy the game at 25-30 fps
SL when it was CB asset flip was fun
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Rewrite the game in unreal engine
Northwood should find a new way of getting money from players
Maybe directly from steam
Buy Hubert ball for 100$
Skin for 018 💰
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People start getting it
Fix the absence of skins
I would prefer skins above anything
Even 079 removal
Foundation Pass
Alright Mr Weirdo
battlepass would be fire
imagine having naruto fight 096 while 079 is helping 096

Same with other skin tones
not even trying to be sexist
Btw it might actually happen, VSR have rules for skins and they just need to implement thwm. (VSR rules for server owners)
I am talking about cosmetics tho not skins
Same thing
Oh alr, then if northwood thinks it's good time to add it they could, just so yk it might not happen in our lifetime
Sup

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@tough tapir

yo bro wtf up with my computer dawg

first day of airsoft was real fun
especially when on defense i picked up a shield 

Propaganda
Killa u
With a broom?
the only con of the shield is that it's quite annoying to use with a rifle
What gun did ya use?
Make you blonde
Not smol people, true
M4A1
👀
What about uhhhh
(yes, on defense i used a rifle with a shield)
Internet
the reason i didn't get the AK was because it weighs a lot
But man, getting to rack the thing feels SO good
Especially a blowback
Me with neither AK or AR platform
Wait, what is this?
Looks sick ngl
right now i only have one gun: the M4A1
in a distant future where i have money again my pistol is probably gonna be a revolver
in an even farther future, once i figure out what kind of player i am, i may buy another gun: Shotgun, Sniper Rifle, SMG, Battle Rifle or whatever fits me best
The Bluetooth device connected successfully
Sidearms would be pretty cheap so that's bound to happen pretty soon
btw, this is a rough map of the Airsoft field
Red is where attackers start
Yellow are windows
so imagine me as that purple dot with a shield in my hand and an M4 in my other hand
Ancient did you hear
Slovakia requested to become a union state with Russia
Mimicking Belarus
Oh yeah, I almost forgot the one downside of airsoft sidearms, they tend to break pretty quick unfortunately :(
It should
With Fico being the Russian lover
Break as in have malfunctions
:(
btw shield's shaped like this so if you want you can jam it onto a door and, with a decent optic, use the shield to cover most of your head while firing from a really funny corner
Glory to Viktor
while i was there there was a dude trying to make his pistol work cuz it wasn't working 😂
United Kingdom of Hungary?
i mean... if i have a shield i'm not gonna go spamming like a madman...
Let em migrate one more time
Greater Hungary
(the only times i'll use the handgun is if i have a shield)
else i'll probably stick to my rifle

British hungry
@meager slate congrats
You have a king again
Orban is effectively a King tho
Who's dead
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@meager slate
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Mauro
Whelp.
Who knew that having a PC in a 36°C room would make the computer crash.
bro its like a heatwave
Worse. Australia.
Ah I see
did u hear the storms in the morning
like 12am or smth i just wake up to the sound of like a cannon being fired
12-2am
The kangaroo crashed
🦘
Can't put the shrimp on the barbie anymore
Spider rain is harsh
I've had my PC in a room that was 36°C and up and never had it crash, might wanna upgrade your thermals 👀
Too lazy sadly
Use ur pc inside freezer
Or that
It's most likely a thermal paste issue as when I built the thing there wasn't much paste that came with the cooler I brought
Just been putting it off for a year now as I haven't had the free time to take it apart to clean it up and add a new layer of paste
I'll fix it for you :)
(I'm in your walls)

(I'm in your computer)
Hello
G'day
here's a javascript function⚪
😃
yes
Redditors on their way to copy paste a GPT response on a question (They will delete it 5 seconds later because they will get justifiably obliterated by the hive mind)

CSS
GARY NOOO
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@cinder sapphire
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@silent idol
Ommagah

isnt that you?
ah got you

have waterspout swarm @tough tapir
🚰
Water the plant

Bu- But personality matters atleast 😭
Aliens steal water
"that day auro's nose got a little bit bigger"
your nose is prob 10 feet now
Actually the other way
I look like the chad meme
Unironically
Gloves in CS: >70€
Gloves irl: 1€ on AliExpress
Child work 📈
AliExpress prices📉
Amazon taking AliExpress products and reselling them for triple the price 📈
*Amazon sellers
Amazon tradera*
Traders*
Traders?
Whatever...
But yeah buying something at low price and reselling them on Amazon sounds like a pretty profitable
English courses are also profitable
Ok

What just happened
Sorry if I hurt your feelings
🐟

The TF2 community has gained a win
One of the largest bot services was just busted for uh ... illegal shit
So many PDF files
Couldn't expect anything else from the Internet
Good riddance though

wtf is rednote even about
What was rednote
this ad is so stupid
Tik tok but extra Chinese
Daily Spongdal
Spongdal is daily
Imagine you ask a cop "am i free to go? And he looks at your license and says "no, you're [your name]" 
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@tight ermine
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thank you for the arbitrary internet point
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?
||He's a fizzician.||
f
😦
Seconds before the most awesome thing happened
Why, Jeff, why
never served jail time iirc
Correct, just 500 hours of community service and like 5 years probation
!maid
@cinder sapphire
Have y'all heard the bullshit rumour that HL2 beta originally had a soundbite of a cosmonaut dying
What's HL2?
Half-Life 2
And that one zombie model had an actual image of a corpse
thats still in game
@silent idol

Is he dumb
Are you ugly on purpose?
That’s not what I meant
What's Half-Life 2?
Violence
The greatest game in terms of technological advancements of all time
20 year old engine still being used today
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@tough tapir
@hazy citrus best shodster
1
Source
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@tough tapir
Gottem
Damn

Poor ancient

Not you
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@tight ermine

1
sand
I hate eating sand
@silent idol

Why did you reply to that
I can't use gifs yet, right?
Safe role iirc
embed posts in #media-posts, in #scp-discussion and #general-chat you will need level 10.
dont check what game im playing
Lmao
Won't the server rooms add another room?
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@tough tapir
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Would you rather read manga from left to right or read comic from right to left
I don’t read anything except the holy bible
but when I read the bible I close my eyes and have saint Peter read it for me
I prefer reading item descriptions in souls games
North Montana.
Your most played game on steam must be The Bible
my most played game is hearts of iron IV because I’m racist
closely followed by SCP:SL for similar reasons
can't wait for the Quran dlc
God of war where Kratos fights the angels in heaven and Saint Micheal obliterates him immediately and the game ends
god of war where he goes to the dark souls universe and gets tricked by patches and FUCKING DIES
Trusty Patches the Unbreakable Untethered Hyena of Good Luck
Bruh, Apparently they want to introduce a bill that will put you in prison for 20 years and fined 1000 for using deepseek, what the fuck is this timeline
no more trolling
!maid
@silent idol
gulf
Nothing feels better than working a group presentation alone at 3 am for tomorrow's (today now for me) finals presentation

Did you hear Fallout Nuevo Mexico has been cancelled?
A damn shame IMHO
It looked promising
Haven't heard no
Seal posting
its safe here
more like SHITTY 17
everybody fucking fell down a cliff 😭
I fucking love Valve's creation process for Gonarch
let's just attach a ballsack to a giant spider
tbf, its literally a gonad pun
And it literally shoots white goo as projectiles
They definitely knew
"" peeler
Yeah
💜
💜
ourple
peeler
anyone know what happened to the server arcadia?
yes! used to be a manager there. unfortunately the sl side shut down. the discord was then later deleted
yeah, i noticed the discord was gone too. that sucks.
yeah 😔 all things come to an end.
my favorite server too 💔
good thing SL will never die
🫡
But you will..

noxplis never wins another sl art contest ever again
No, I plan to be immortal
i need to study more squid game
Leave
is there a way to display fps stats in-game
my nvidia overlay is just stuck at 29fps
for what
Step 1: go to 049
Step 2: die
Step 3: immortal but ugly
Bru, I love how my brain is generating content like YouTube videos/games while I'm dreaming
And then I catch myself on the fact that it's not real
And then thinking for minutes about how realistic the content was
Steam has some limited fps overlay functionality but unfortunately I don't think we offer anything natively, sorry!
F3
Ok good point, I was more thinking in the context of permanent overlay 
Are you sure you are using the last version
Cuz this bug appeared only on old versions for me
time for some 1am scpsl gaming
im on the latest nvidia driver app and latest scp sl version
alright thanks!
hello chat
I don't like it.
💀
Bro had the Xbox controller run out of batteries
But why
he said hes gonna play overwatch
cus i wanna be a freak but im too sick
I wonder if they’re gonna make the goggles less ugly to wear
I don’t like seeing glowing orbs of people with the goggles
Particles
a frick
can we add him to sl
wait...
what if for halloween there was a rare chance that a pumpkin changed into him
hello chat
^_−☆
:)
heloo!
Do they call it northwood because Canada is north and they’re based in Canada 😱
Canada isn’t a real country so this can’t be the case
Since when was NW a Canadian based business?

🤔???!
Uhhhhhh
Since forever, no?
Pretty sure
I mean,
Most of their shit is hosted in Canada so that’s what I’m mostly going off of. Don’t think it’s ever been publicly stated
The CEO is Polish
I thought he was gay
Booo
Poland 👎
I know that nw has servers in Canada
That's all
maybe this is why SL has so many femboys
I just got a global ban while playing on a private server with friends only, this happen to anyone before?
btw i wasnt cheating or anything
I heard that this server was connected to foodists, UTTP, 764, O9A, QAfe, GIH, is this true?
fella what the fuck are you on about
everytime a new member comes in each one is more schizo than the last one
!banappeal
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Are those like terrorists orgs or smth
i love pastizzi
milanesas are the best
That can't be right.
in 1957 a study was done and it basically just said that ladies arent real and just a myth
source? i dreamed its real
Get a lady for your laddie
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Hey guys i need help, how i get a molecular disruption in a normal game? (sorry my english is bad)
its in a experimental locker
In metal boxes in hcz
requires captain card, chaos insurgent device or o5 keycard
But in boxes spawn jailbird or 3x and in round u maybe cant to find 3x
Soape
Okey thanks
I see them in the walls
The NW employees are watching us
We are just in a simulation created by NW
fish
scp site roleplay spotted
honestly those roblox scp games were peak
AFTER THE FLASH MENTIONED 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️
this song unironically is nostalgic for me
lol
I played one that's just release, still Early Access
Every day is mita day
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@silent idol
Damn
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Thank you gary
Thx


Mita cosplay
Mitauro
No
Yes
10:13
i have an entire hour worth of Premiere progress wiped away
since i accidentally moved my desk a bit and loosened my PC's power supply cable just enough for it to turn off
Premiere autosaves were also off for some reason
my classmate's got a calculator from fucking 1994 😭
💀
how is that shit still working
no clue
but it takes like 10 whole seconds to get 69 factorial, which a new calculator can do in like 1 second
USE THE YOUTUBE LOOP FEATURE
with the recent music kit posted in the ready or not discord server, i thought i'd make a looped version of the best parts in the combat theme, enjoy
Peak
New month new mita
No
Hey. February is nice....
I am def not biased
b/c of certain things
!maid
@tight ermine
February is nice
Your month..

Mao
zedong
Door.
Yes
holy shit
now that i do JavaScript i finally understand what the fuck is up with minecraft NBTs
minecraft NBTs use JavaScript Object Notation (JSON) so Objects and Arrays work identically to JavaScript
Are you fr what
yes minecraft NBTs use JSON
WTF…
🤑
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Jacket's back
rejoice
now all they need to do is put payday 3 on a 90% sale so it's actually worth getting
no it is def not @meager slate's month
But it's a short month
I will cut you
!maid
@cinder sapphire
Damn








