#general-chat
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yes
Ő
I havent trained in ages and managed to do 3x 9reps of 115lb lat pulls 
Slavic languages in general
French and Spanish too
You're the odd ones 
Speaking of which, I need to go to the gym more. Just been busy
Join us brother
I wanna go to gym again this year
At least 2 times a week
Could've gone gym yesterday Timeless
Preferably 3 times
I mean at least you have job security right now. I dont know what going to happen with my company because of ...... certain things
TheTimelessOne26 (No job offers, no loans)
No it just that biotech and adjacent getting hit hard. I think layoffs are going to happen soon. Which you can guess why.
considering .... ya
Ya
هو هي هما هم هن انتم انتن انتما انا نحن أنت انتي
There's more actually
!maid
@silent idol
CEO got luigi'd?
O
@rocky adder
Istg it only ever picks me, Cassette or the inactive person
no
@silent idol
@silent idol
@silent idol
Yeah?
You know whatchu did
Shtinky
!maid
@tough tapir

Oh the misery
how are you vulfhydra
got in a game with northwood staff
Vc anyone?
I saw that ancient

Like a tickin time(less) bomb
Explodey sheep
removed bros can now he just tou
!maid
@weak veldt
if i see one of these irl i dont think i could suppress my intrusive thoughts of throwing it like a boomerang
When I see your nick I can only think of roingus
thats my homie
SpongeBob
Spunched Bob
SpoingBob
bobspong
bro think he a helicopter
dumbass doesnt know that hat cannot produce nearly enough lift to lift his bigass up
!maid
@tight ermine
@glossy coyote
!maid
@weak veldt
Preggo
pretto gets ping so many times

!maid
@tough tapir
!maid
@rocky adder
when a programmer loses his patience:
!maid
@tight ermine
You smell
Effective
It begins with a comment javascript // If if works, don't fix it
Words cannot describe how accurate this is
me big dum where funy
it sets every single button to the same thing by incrementing infinitely
- The sheer amount of repetition
- The fact that (if it weren't for CSS deciding to fuck me over) i could just have used classes

ty very much, das why i havent chose programming or cs lol
hey
What meme
Fast
I've come to make an announcement
shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker
!maid
@silent idol
Wrong reply
!customcom raw maid
@tight ermine
Number 4 Maid
!maid
@tough tapir
!customcom raw maid
@weak veldt
Who was removed
Still here 😎
and Pretto's also still here :D
She's just very busy with maid business
Guess it's gotta be you
And you clean the loo
And you take the moon
!maid
@cinder sapphire
Oh yeah @tame hollow fun news
Got approval from school to shorten apprenticeship
Electrician by June
Bro how do i make a server. I did everything correctly in a video. I downloaded the dedicated server app put the 7777 port thingy and did config and port forwarded. it still doesnt work. It says "The specific host is not avaible."
Funny crabs
Try just typing in 127.0.0.1 directly into direct connect
It will connect you to any server hosted on the same device
Normal Headcrabs are fucking adorable
No but like if i put my ipv4 on the config as the ip then it works only for my pc and laptop. But not for my friend. But if i put my public ip on there it doesnt work for anyone
Hate the fast headcrabs, no thank you, ravenholm traumatized me enough as it is
Then you have the Revivers
While technically not Headcrabs, they are commonly grouped in with them
Fuck these little fucking pieces of shit, they are the most annoying fucking things I've experienced in a game in a while, these little bastards are the worst
Creb
Daily Spongdal
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Wait, is their official name really “revivers”? I’ve been calling them electric dogs for a while now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7sJfGGs_cU i love detail that captain is determinate to finish mission and kills everyone by himself
Civil Protection picks up a 647-e signal coming from a restricted zone in City 17, and an Overwatch Stabilization Team is dispatched to investigate.
The idea for this project has been sitting and morphing in my head since about 2011 when I first got the taste for video editing, stitching together clips from Garry’s Mod in glorious 360p. It’s ex...
while grunts just died to 2 barely armed dudes
Yessss TheParryGod
Such a good animator
The actual half life scenes remade in sfm2 are amazing
Like the episode 2 bridge match
And the short films are realllyyy good too
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thank you for the arbitrary internet point
Do they give you a contract after your apprenticeship? Mine didnt, so I didnt shorten mine to have a safe workplace for another year
@cinder sapphire
Or timeless
lots of housecleaning recently
Ежедневный Спонгдал
I could need a house maid
I pay in basil plants
Don't have that guarantee, but neither can they say if there'll be a spot in Winter
Just that finishing in winter has better odds, but even then there's already rumors from HR guys that they might not be able to give offers to current apprentices
Still, know the guys from a department or two which could vouch for me, otherwise I'll look around for offers
Bye furry gif I guess
it's over for bugbros
lagging me phone lol
ancient in the morning
honest opinions on drinking water
water but its actually beer
water into wine? nah water into beer!
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The wheel has broken
your eyes are broken
true
The wheel is rigged
Later today i'm gonna drop a banger
wrong!
@somber raptor
the wheel is fair and balanced
Yeah we need patch
When are we gonna burn the wheel
!maid
@silent idol

The wheel is fine
we should burn you
I should burn everything
Sure
He was correct about that..
sorry, I'm not flammable
Well, under right conditions...
nope
Spontaneous human combustion (SHC) is the pseudoscientific concept of the spontaneous combustion of a living (or recently deceased) human body without an apparent external source of ignition on the body. In addition to reported cases, descriptions of the alleged phenomenon appear in literature, and both types have been observed to share common c...
not human
argument invalid
I am a
You are all of you
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Is vulf your wife?
SCP-081 
Real
Me irl
me irl
yes

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G'day chat
even though its very much night there
20.8 today
It is also night over here
!maid
@tough tapir
!maid
@rocky adder
!maid
@rocky adder
Legendary
Hello
Hello
!maid
@cinder sapphire
You guys really like that command, huh?
@meager slate
no money
no where
I earned it
you broke
Give his damn money
if you're a broke boy just say so..
He earned it fair and square
Exactly
!pay @glacial nymph 1
dj_nathan_ transferred 1 $ to the.dclass
done
Give him all the money you got from cleaning the floors
Imma invest it into stocks, yoink
I will probably get like 8$ from it
If I was lucky enough and my analysis wasn't wrong
!pay @glacial nymph 50000
Why it didn't work 😭
poor
Simply not allowed
poor
!pay @meager slate 8999
dj_nathan_ transferred 8,999 $ to auroduh

pay me 4 quadrillion
No
!pay @meager slate 1
dj_nathan_ transferred 1 $ to auroduh
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wow
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Abbiamo un 106 che segue 96
!maid
@rocky adder
the maid is busy i am getting in vr
oh i got vr too
i got the Qe
quest
2
Actually peak
Absolute Cinema
You haven't gave me a link yet
WHERE THE LINK!
Oh boy this gif must be Mita again
I see nothing lol
@somber raptor I want a link
It ain't that hard to GIVE ME THE LINK
!rep @sullen leaf
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Can you see all of me
more memes to come
@velvet folio give me money pls i need 10million dollars
he has been playin roblox for 23 hours we ALL know he unemployed 💔
Free monie!?
miku more like loser
jello
that's one big pile of shit
Paint it brown boyz
I kinda want to give VRChat another try
Haven't played it Im months
The first time I played I joined into a weird ass world
With weird people in it 💀
There wasn't anything interesting in VRChat, apart from me feeling a big discomfort
Breaking news: Goldfish captured by the Insurgency
Anomalous gold fish
Nathan, tell him to give me the link
He's secretly hiding it from me intentionally
womp womp
Will GOC ever be in the game?
no
It would be funny if there was a secret rare telegraph that you could find, and when activated would make every spectator GOC
Taking the role as the pink birds
Forgot what you call them
oh oki
I'm gonna do computer science in college
Ngl I'm pretty scared about it 💀
the flying medic
I feel like 096 is the weakest scp in the game
I probably had one of the craziest dreams
Aint no way i had to kill 2 person with construction shovel only cuz they stole my dads car😭
Bro dream was hilarious
!maid
@tough tapir


Hello there
!maid me
@rocky adder
E

Unironically i sometimes keep asking myself i
This situation even happened, will my brain even allow me to kill
scientist spotted in vrchat after retiring
Not really
Me and brother just waited till they get off and killed both of them
Bros were singing some french also
We didnt kill cuz of stolen car but cuz they're french
Made me remember that one old dream where i was given a gun and asked to shoot at my little brother cuz he was kind of a zombie already
Hey btw I have like 3 underage vsr violations ik weird thing to ask but if I do turn 16 do those um go away?
Bro ask ppl that know the law…
Or something
Like a lawyer
Bro I’m talking about Sl vsr
Are you dumb?
like underage server hosting
What do you think
Vsr is the Sl server thingy
All of us are stupid
The smartest scp sl player doesn’t even know what one times one is 💔💔💔
Like ask someone one times one in this server 💔💔💔
@rancid dome old scientist gets the sleepy mita.
No.
Please 😔
Worst that thing can say is No
:(

Anyone have inv links to older rp servers doesent matter if there dead or not
I’m lookin for smth
If so send in me DMs
GXTrust heater ⚠️

Wait.
is there a prehistoric capybara?
Hold on
Big joseph.
That is funny
Coconut dog?
Nah, Coconut Bear.
@snow umbra who made you
God
cassie is god
I mean, is it wrong?
I actually get it, Vaas is a genius: "The definition of Insanity, is doing the exact same thing over and over thinking something will be different, you keep doing it thinking it's gonna be different" when I was wasting my life watching pixels over and over
It's all making sense
lmao
unironically, the height and weight match
500kg?!
absolute unit
@snow umbra who is controlling you right now
!maid
@tough tapir
He may have an answer to that question
sent him a DM
its a favour I want to ask for
Ok let's gamble chat
Aww dang it!
20000 what?
Ancient is next
I'll bet on Cassette
!maid
@tight ermine
Lmfao
Shit
Not yet, we wait 2 minutes
maid these balls
Gravy, what do you say?

oh like place my bet?
Joe, wanna play?
Yes
cheese
20000
play with my b-
lol
Ok
im putting my dice on auro
!maid
Alright I go with auro as well
I say timeless
cassette
Ancient
Gravy -> cassette
SG -> Auro
Joseph ->
SupFardo -> Timeless
Alright
Get ready
!maid
@meager slate
I said ancient
Didn't Dino choose cassete
Each
Go to #bot-commands
Type !pay @glacial nymph 20000
Am i being bet on
I won
yes
Because I bet on u
!rob @glacial nymph 20000
Real
I dare you
@fossil wasp I want my money
Sent it
I GAVE 2k ION HAVE 20 GRAND
PLEASE SPARE ME MY FAMILY
only 2 discord mods online
Let me give you 18k
taking over general discussion
And then sent me 18k
sounds good
I keep forgetting about that
sup! anybody got some good plugins? if yes please dm im doing a server with my friends and we cant find any good plugins
!exiled
!nwapi
w song w song
Should work now btw
Any information on the new scp?
inshallah there will not be a new scp
there was a new scp
why are all the emojis restricted to here and cant be posted elsewhere
inshallah the emojis are restricted until level 5 i think
embed 10
wallahi*
not inshallah
No new information on 127
stinky
You'll gain the ability to use external emojis at Level 5!
You can check your current rank at any time by using the !rank command in #bot-commands
ahhh, thank ya
No problem
is there any way to swtich back to a version before 14.0?? im watching some youtube video of a guy speedrunning all of the achievements and he "switches" versions, with both old and new heavy containment zone bruh
!scpslclassic
You can find old game builds there!
Dang
!patreon
If you want more information about 14.1
@snow umbra do you like skibidi toilet
no
HES LEAKING
The sun is leaking?
The Sun. Is Leaking.
What did you just say about skibidi toilet
Dawg wtf
@viral stirrup is this true? Did you take the time to make this?
How the hell do I join the server I used to play
Try seing in the "history" section
Oh i found the issue i was in the beta
I didn’t need to you tell me you like eating sand duck
Well he doesn't just like it, he loves it
yeahh! i love the pre produciton glass!
What’s that
Oh sand

I love how a lot of SCPs are just “what if (thing) was weird?”
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i read the last line as "if you can't kill it it'll fuck you"
“Pig that bleeds Pepsi” literally me😭
And Pepsi blood pig will have a engaging narrative with a 96% upvote rate with the 4% being coca-cola fans
While generic unkillable murder monster would probably get added to the wall of shame
..same here
i feel like these would go hard for Steam store page screenshots
Still has his hands tho
Where’s the revolver in 096 and 106?
shh
hi
There aren't any hands on the floor either so I think the implication is just that they were killed by something else 
Or his soul left him (pc crashed)
Is there still the Russian roulette thing with the revvy
Yeah, they never removed it
How do u do it
IIRC its holding the middle mouse button
guh, games trying to use over 90 percent of GPU, getting 40 frames but then proceeds to freeze for a few seconds before unfreezing
chat do any of y'all know how I could contact one of the devs of this game to ask them a question abt development ?
🤔
i just wanna know how they made scp-018
im so genuinely lost as to how they did ts
they add a force to the ball each time it comes in contact with something
no i know that
this makes it go faster and faster and faster
how do they make it no clip out of world
because it’s fast…?
that’s more if a physics engine bug
i dont think it is
in-game it just explodes
it’s probably because the physics engine is prioritizing players over objects and as scp-018 gets faster it gets so fast that the physics engine eventually ignores it
that’s my game theory
no i realize that
how're they containing it
in those small corridors
Im assuming youre talking about the calculations done per tick would put the ball through a wall when going at high speeds
when it's velocity is so fast it could probably clip out of the world
that this
I would assume its some sort of check from previous location to predicted location to read anything it contacts, then if it contacts a player/door it affects it, then recalculates location. Again thats what I would assume, but im not a gamedev for this or anything, nor do I understand how that would actually be implimented.
Ngl that is a good question though
I do believe that would maybe probably work
but like they make it bounce so good w/o sacrificing it's bounce direction
like their implementation of scp-018 looks like it could be irl
i honestly would really love it if somebody pointed me in the direction of someone I could contact to get some real factual answers abt this tho
Not sure what programmers are open for pings
Unfortunately there isn't really a dedicated way to contact the Devs directly, sorry!
@prime stag ooga booga
😔
If you see someone active in chat though, feel free to mention it to them
You think if I pinged ced777ric that would be fine? Doesnt say anything about not pinging him and i cant think of anyone else that does programming for this game
I'm honestly not sure who does and doesn't like to be pinged, which is why I didn't suggest it 
i believe i shall
i really wanna know
I wish you good luck finding out :)
thank you :)

Hiii
@smoky dirge best bet is to do it in #scp-discussion as well
x3 and most of the staff for nw are more active at times there
besides a couple (some are inactive in all chats and/or more active here at times )
mods/admins are not included
i see.....
@silent idol
yes
!maid
@silent idol
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can some one help me
@snow umbra
Can you help or who’s a mod
@tight ermine can you help me
This is my only chance
What do you need help with?
It seems like I missed their only chance 😔
i got banned like when the peanut reawork just came out and this was the time i stop playign then started again and then when i get back on im perma banned and idk why and i havent played this game in like 2 3 years and i didnt have discord at the time so idk what happened i just got banned and now i want to play but im banned
@rancid dome
mb i forgot ig
Bruh
what
Is this a global ban?
yea
!banappeal
📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal
🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/
This thread contains up-to-date information of the bans Northwood Studios can enact on Steam accounts. Refer to the right section for the correct procedures on how to proceed if you have been affected by one of these bans. EULA All appeals will be reviewed carefully by the Global Moderation Team, and you will receive a verdict within 3 to 7 busi...
14 pings...
oh thanks mb
@ripe plank
A small price to pay for the !maid list
No worries mate
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Hi Noemi

cheater alert
Gotta wait and see how the appeal verdict comes out
That is very true
(actually redirects there)
@rancid dome how long dose the Appel pend for
Depends on the amount of appeals that they have to go through
Oh ok
If I have to guess, around 3 days and you should know your results
Ok
!maid
@tight ermine
‼️EVERY SAID OR DONE WAS FICTIONAL AND WAS ONLY FOR ENTERTAINMENT USES‼️
No one one was harmed in the making of this
Not a real ASMR video if you were intentionally thinking it was
Crazy video
fr
thats right, you better walk away, or ill jam this crowbar so far up your eye, you'll need a powertool to get it out
E
petition to change !banappeal to give that link
why them inputs and buttons not aligned
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guys i fOUND LUCID
Could it be our great and glorious leader
according to JavaScript, 16 is not an integer
Don't you have to convert it from a string to a float number or smth
uh
i gotta find an alternative it seems
in all fairness the mask auto-track held up quite well according to the spots i placed it in, but it freaked out when more parts of the MICRO showed up/went off-screen
apparently i did
JavaScript is stupid and doesn't automatically consider the value for a type=number input to be a number
at least it's easy to make it a number you just put the thing inside Number()
so it becomes Number.isInteger(Number(document.getElementById('TeamsAmount').value)) and that works... it also reminds you JavaScript was built by some random dudes in 10 days
does anyone have assets from the game?
!scpslports
I thought that stuff would be in the server
That brings back good memories
i mean... if you want i have a helmet, a M50 mask, a green trench coat, a green utility belt, a khaki tactical vest, khaki cargo pants and khaki boots
in real life 
Advanced Insurgency training simulator
good afternoon
That's soo cool actually 😭
!maid
@silent idol
Gambling time 🔥
4 participants, 1000$ to enter, bet on Auro, Cassette, Timeless, Vulf, Ancient, Maid Quicy.
The winner gets 1000$ from each loser
I will go with Auro
!maid
@rocky adder
tf?
-_-
I ain't paying shit, chief
I'm poor :(
I can't afford it
@silent idol
I win
Edited smh
Nuh uh
Did Nathan increase it again
@cinder sapphire
😎
Yeah
@tough tapir
Why is the user tags broken
Not broken for me
wsp quincy
i'm good and u my bro
I can't see #2 but #3 is Ancient
Having a good day 😎
nice
!customcom raw maid
!maid
Will there ever be an 8th?
ayo
hail amnesia the bunker
I swear there was
@silent idol
Epic
Nathan said there was 7 before he added me tho
I wonder if he took someone out
HL3 never coming out
It will release in 3 years
prob
!hom
homhomhomhomhom
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!maid
@tight ermine
Quimaid
Me when i win against unarmed dclass
(I am mtf)

Normal?
Good old logo
real
I will crush you
Yes
French people shouldn't exist

I didn't know you were trans, congratulations!
He secretly dating furries
I have proof 🔥
No proof required, I believe you outright

NO IM BIOLOGICAL MALE

Daily Spongdal
Ежедневный Спонгдал
What about "legally"?
Yes
I am legally biologically born male
Government and physical proved
ok
hi
!maid
@rocky adder
!customcom raw maid
@silent idol
#general-chat message @silent idol
2 and 6 dont show for me
!customcom raw maid
@meager slate
it is pretto and auro @polar spade
@meager slate
Cassie moment
no idea
jolly and happy man should be the eighth slot
!maid
@tight ermine
peanut butter!
im so glad you came out
time to change your name to noxplisa
😭😭
Peak
noxplisa i guess you cant be big boss anymore
youre just the boss 🤣
Hey, its not misinformation if it's facts
It aint
the wheel has spoken
😭😭
!rep @errant hollow
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
I hope it grills itself
Is evil Noxplis a fact or misinformation?
Wheel
!rep
You can give a rep!
Thank you for your arbitrary internet point
Wheel
this wheel is unfair
nope, it is very fair
Why are you thanking wah
!rep @orchid kraken
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Im speaking for someone
add me
or u stink
Muahahhaha
no
If wah stinks just take a shower :/
exactly





