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every fiber in my strong german body just screamed in rage and agony at the mere thought of being french
Fair enough
or i kill you
you very smug for being so short down there
I would also be outraged if i was assumed french
!maid
@meager slate
yo
:)
its broken
!maid

!maid
@cinder sapphire
they even responded, what a behaving maid.
Now thats correct
10 reasons why fish shouldnt get fired
Lmao
NO
I can't remember where I found this screenshot
still have that document
come on
Istg Auro isnt on the list unless Nathan is the one doing the command
mate
A maid wouldn't say "yo"
you're still aware he had a shark maid avatar
!maid
@tough tapir

haha
bad
:)
nope, it just chooses a pool of 5 people
!maid
@cinder sapphire
did you ever read his google doc he did @tame hollow
what was the context even for him to do it
!maid
@rocky adder
This just proves it
He lost a bet to me
I am not a maid
oh yeah
YEAH I GOT MENTIONED WOO
you are a maid
!maid
@weak veldt
Proves you paid Nathan off with the money you got from cleaning the floor
im so generous though
A merciful god
watch, give me a moment.
Lets be angry gods
!maid
@weak veldt
All is well
i'm too old for that!!!!!!!!
ummm... okay
!8ball is @meager slate a maid?
it doesnt work here anyways
Oh it doesnt work in this channel
yeah but did you get enough for the class?
almost 5 years ago
Now order me pizza
the class can blow me. I ain't giving shit away without reason
pizza date?

Fake
!maid
@rocky adder

def a maid
@eager wadi
auro is
that pfp is diabolical
I still got someone else to use that pfp
thats criminal
in here
a bet is a bet
Where is Fish these days
old discord mods
furry - funny thing
Put this on that goddamn wall
riber
his 13 reasons why fish shouldnt get fired didnt work
yeah id use that emote also
The Discord moderation team have these sort of "furry waves" ever year or so
and at their peak at least 80%-100% are furry
I mean it was a lot worse back in the day tho
!rank
considering secret chat
I think the majority of us are not furries rn
!maid
@tough tapir
!8ball can i be owner
expect auro to have an avatar decoration
Didnt even deserve an answer
ow mann then can i have 3 X particle disruptor
pr
sure, get lucky on the locker lol
yeah nah, the whole discord took a turn towards femboys
@spare haven
I became a discord kitten
!coinflip

!flip
flips a coin and... HEADS!
U S A
you make this way to easy
you know that right
why you got cat ears
Nyauro lore
π§Ή
a maid auro is
sweep
!maid
welknair lmao
@tough tapir
π
you got lucky auro
and pasta on my balls

they asked for it yesterday
My dementia ass donβt remember having that as my pfp
hello eric
he became a bird
Hello nathan
I see
you can get a color role and badge in #utility-roles
how are your fishes today ericthe1234
Im blue now
I should change my colour
how are the fish
I've been this specific blue for too long
There we go
Better
Wait a second
that is not blue
Dont look at me i totally didnt become a furry
I still miss my old Patrick pfp
wheres the screenshot of which pokemons you wanna fu-
in the homework folder...

ok not exactly but goddamn is it close
That's funny
Look what they took from us (HR)
We must coup HR
i blame one person
I blame Spoon
π π€Ί fucking nein
I dunno, only HR guy ik
@old jetty π π€Ί

π

this is insanity.
only scot actually
@old jetty π π€Ί
audio manager
prob my oldest quote I have
it will be forever remembered
unblevable..

haha
x3j50 hackerman
I have balls of steel
hubertping
hubertping
hubertping
hubertping
the fOOT
Noooooooo
ok so the real GD colour was a bit more green
pigsfoot.jpg
it is alright

hahahahahahaha
Cant tell a difference
I am sorry that you're even more color blind than I am
just use a color picker
and get the hex from the screenshot
whatever happened to adept
he adepted away
tldr, its the old tech support color
Fuck
when mods were piss yellow
there is also this
lmao
he lost
when egglet was still named squishy
Dammit
and had a doge avatar
oh fuck it is isn't it
and hayward was erp'ing in furry discords all day instead of doing his job here
hayward just didn't exist
making a resh worship server
as well
don't get me started on helmie later on
she's quite extreme.
somewhat
throwback to twitch
This stream was a glorious mistake
lisp joined to scar the community permanently and himself.
I unfortunately joined during what is quite possibly the peak of my autism

with hilarious results
I DONT REMEMBER
Okay now i remember this person
I miss this pfp from hubert
may 2021 gents
the dont ping me as well
oh hold on timeless
(Which was ignored)
damn it
I cannot post something anymore
the old time roles
it has a filter word in it
i still remember huberts hr complaint about me having a huge dumpy
There's quite a few things I was able to post but no longer able due to... rule changes
at least I can post this one
MY IMAGE
I will not post the rest
a wide degree of ass
@eager wadi may I

dm
Joe posting THICC_HUBERT.png to Nathan's DMs
I dont remember who made this but i still have it to this day
that is literally among the most sfw items I drew
nathan said OK
Oh god
among
i havent seen that in a while..
ayo
I mean considering there's an image circulating somewhere of a Matthew Bad Dragon
it can't be the worst outcome

did you know that if you took out all of a person's blood vessels and lined them up end to end in a straight line
that person would die
liar
Really, i want to try that
oh god I am in notsobot part of my images
i volunteer
@meager slate
god I have so many havoc quotes
is it true that hubert takes all of the northwood employee's passports
I love how for the longest time we had no fucking idea how to deal with the twitter account
It was a total mess
Hello :D.
I mean
so was the reddit
at one point
lion had it
True but the Reddit lore is wild
what this
wtf
Nathan what is this
My goodness
Duality of man
This is Biden's America
Absolute cinema
I found the old serverhost and vsr drama
"i have 2 sides"
ah yes, my shitpost era.
hmm nathan
about this
Ok, THIS. So for a brief moment I was randomly given an ID assigned Protogen head
I never joined the server
but I just know I was given it for some reason
It was literally bound to my NWID
I don't know
I just know about the protogen head since I had a protogen profile for a good while
trying to find the other thing with this dude

bro assumingly unalived himself iirc
vulfoofof something and other
oh, the first femboy within the mod team.
Also guys this is so sad, my NW ID is no longer SimpleFurry@northwood
someone in HR changed it
wait I thought that was only tronix
Booo
I was bestowed that tag by Ender
the time I bullied a osm out of NW
oh him too
wasn't aware of this
I only heard that like a year ago or so
I mean
I havent seen that dude in over 4 years
me neither
@unique flare Hello I would like to report a ROBBERY
oh right I remember when the netherlands were brunign in summer 22
That was an interesting few months
I wonder whatever happened to pog
How to cyberbully and gaslight someone
wtf
what
Viper's Father
@calm ferry thank you scalie

I found something back when you were a patreon I believe so @tame hollow
It could be a sticker
2019
true
The Great Revival
ok
Man, a time capsule from 2019?
I had nostalgia for a moment starring at the date
Oh man
π₯²
Since there's free speech in the US again, can I say ANYTHING I want?
says who
(mostly because people can abuse it)
Is he the police?
Is he a part of the law?
If so
then
its fair
Being a member here means you agree on rules like not talking about political and religious discussions
Can't be more clear than that
sir, northwood is polish
Besides Northwood is based in Poland so
He is our lord and saviour
Oh
Then
I will follow the rules
he is my king
Good
Elden ring?
dark soul
ah
vamos bonfire
ddd
I prefer dark souls
I don't speak D
Do you #### SCP ###### ###
I kinda ###### then ######
But ######## is not safe for #####
Well you know ######### is like ###### to ####### ######
But ##############
roblox language?
Yes because ## only ##### ##
ohhh
yes ########## is ##############################
Stop ######### thinking ###### #################
I think ########### is #### too ###########
I ######## gtg ##########################
No ### have ## stay ### #######
I ######### as ############ moai
SCP ##### a rework
Moai ###########
πΏ Critical Moai Error πΏ
Error Code: 0xMOAI-404
The Moai has encountered an existential crisis.
π‘ Suggestions:
- Offer a sacrifice.
- Restart the Moai.
- Consult the elders.
πΏ End of Error Message πΏ
I don't like ######## like you
Roblox language sucks
always tagging
Existential metaphoric eupeuthinisis telluric hyposodromic ERR-OR code : m o a i v i r u s
due to the m o a i v i r u s
m o a i v i r u s took over your PC ! What are you doing now?
Buying a new one
πΏ
m o a i v i r u s got your IP and installed itself back on the new PC ! What are you doing now?
- Moai boss succesfully invocated -
destroying the PC and never using a PC again
Oops ! Seems like m o a i v i r u s is at your door ! What are you doing now?
running away into time square where everyone else is
m o a i v i r u s is now renaming itself to 0xMOAI-VIRUS
This is fucking must watch
lucky, I don't have friends to play phas with
Wrong clip
is this some moai infestation i see
Those are randoms
So scary
Real talk, Panam is the best romantic interest in Cyberpunk
i didnt know you could even fuck one of them
quit the game after 30 minutes ngl
Yep, once you assemble the tank and use it you fuck while controlling the tank
so i should buy cyberpunk again?
Yes
real
I canβt even say that anymore
I've been a patron for over uh 5ish years
Cheese Cake?
Cake cheese
Ok but like
Joe biden
@amber ether Opinion on cheese cake?
"How about i kill you huh? How about that" ahh catπ
real
You smell like Swiss cheese
Woah
Get that thing away
I hate DDLC man
Fucking reminds me to the part when you "gently open the door"
you gently open the discord app
guys spider man 2 for pc in just 7 days yippee wooohoo
whats folgers
(idk)
You will die in 1401 days 381 hours
"August 12th, 2036, the heat death of the universe" ahh
What about fruit cake?
Gary the metrosexual fruitcake
.
is cheese cake the name of the cat
!rep @glacial nymph
You have just given @glacial nymph a reputation point!
Sigma
I don't even dare listening to this before sleep
Too disturbing
Brings too many bad memories about this game
Spider man sucks
everyone is entitled to their own opinion mate
That was one too
Well said
Can't hate on fruit cake.
It's delicious.
Never tried it but i could confidently say it'd taste amazing.
I have to try it out once.
I wonder which fruites would be the best for a fruit soup.
Concluded my research on neural networks for today.
What have I learned? Detecting harmful content in imagery via a CLIP projector and a small neural network.
Sick, i've started learning javascripting recently!
JavaScript is amazing. In some cases...
I'd say for the most part JavaScript is a good go-to, but it's absolutely shit at maths.
I mean i also like c# but i think i'd rather learn javascripting due to the discord bots are javascript based
Yeah, that's true.
As i might have a lot of use of javascripting in the future
There are C# bindings for Discord Bots, and I've tried them, but they're quite limited. Its been about 2 years though, so it might've changed.
That's why i'd rather spend my time learning javascript
As it's used much
And the discord bots are based on it
Yeah, I'd stick with it.
If you want speed, use C#. If you want functionality, JS.
For me, it took about half a year to master Lua, a month or two to get good at JS, and then I pretty much just went on a spree for learning languages.
Rust, Ruby, GoLang, and of course, C#/C++.
I've pretty much started learning javascripting so it's take me a while to start understanding it all but i've learnt some of the basic console.log stuff
As i started learning it pretty recently
You've seen console.log, but you have NOT seen what Assembly is like.
For a simple print statement, it's like 13 lines.
I mean before you were at nw
I'd say consistency and production value is important.
@cinder sapphire
fuck you
fucking bot
joe is the real cause of why scpsl still get updates
cheating me
Any good website you might recommend on learning? I've got one but i'm just wondering if you've got one!
@cinder sapphire maid
Okay lets do it again
Not really. I just read the documentation for the languages on their homepages.
@tough tapir
haha
Rigged
what does maid do.
just pings
!maid
@tough tapir
Mind sending a link to the documentation if you don't mind?
Which language? JS?
As i'd love to learn more about javascripting
JavaScript (JS) is a lightweight interpreted (or just-in-time compiled) programming language with first-class functions. While it is most well-known as the scripting language for Web pages, many non-browser environments also use it, such as Node.js, Apache CouchDB and Adobe Acrobat. JavaScript is a prototype-based, multi-paradigm, single-threade...
Best you'll get, it's also pretty in-depth.
Sick, appreciate it!
Np, anytime.
I'll go ahead and save this link
la creatura
Like I said, well over 5 years haha
Stop gaslighting them hahaha
I wonder how much i contributed over the years
Including my 64 months of twitch
Single handedly paid off scopophobia
I wished patreon told you how long you did like twitch
!maid
@meager slate
sounds like a good deal

@weak veldt
damn not what I wanted but I will accept it
I mean, i uninterruptedly supported NW since 2019 or even 2018. Not sure
My support level changed a few times when betas were
Okay earliest email inbox is mid 2019
Okay wrong
hannah montanna
I am just curious how long I did it for
I def know I did it from 2017/2018 until at least 2021. Prob more than that
maybe like 2022
share the post
Buy patreon
i dont feel like it
Then you shall wait
:(
(That is a post from 2018 it is most likely public)
Even if itβs not, whatever in there is either something youβve likely already seen in game, or has been updated since
what if im broke?
Wait
what if i cant wait?
Shame.

and i oop
which continent is he doing cus i stopped watching since he did the whole europe
Monitor BlΓ₯haj
Protecc the blahaj
freaky
who unleashed the freaks!
freaks of the freakiness
woah
im already waiting for 15.0 to drop
It is
Man, I remember when we did the MegaPatch

Maybe let's....you know, not make gameplay elements rely on something that fucking costs over 1000 dollars
where do I go to verify my server?
The most simple way is the !verify command, which you can use in your server console!
Oh seriously? Thatβs great, I thought I had to email a support team
What does a lighting system have to do with hit detection and object materials, I'm confused
So, what, it only comes into play if you shoot an object directly where two different materials meet?
i think so idk
I refuse to believe this is anything other than a conspiracy to jack up minimum spec requirements to make gpu/computer manufacturers more money
I'm glad I live only a couple hours away from Chicago, the birthplace of this glorious commercial
Does Darwin look badass bere?
Will northwood ever think about making an online C.A.S.S.I.E validator
good morning
GoodMoney!
Shut up old man
back to bed grandpa
no
@strong dune
please
I have no idea what's going on but yes
!wran @fossil wasp your beans looks stupid
@strong dune has wranned grveyrdbby Reason: your beans looks stupid
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It does, you just misspelled 
.. What's that last part you've got there?
it didnt show the last part of the gif LMAO :SOB:
Member "@gravy" not found.
main ur fine. no warn
!wran @fossil wasp your beans looks stupid
@strong dune has wranned grveyrdbby Reason: your beans looks stupid
!wran @snow umbra i like eating sand with glass
@silent wasp has wranned CASSIE Reason: i like eating sand with glass
...
I was on dboy buffet but it changed to your server so i checked and then Left
Oh
Soldier fighting in the desert: "This day could not get any worse"
Snake eats his fucking AK-47
That is one AS val-looky kinda AK
!banappeal
π Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal
π Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/
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cheers
"And the game is already running smoothly on the geforce rtx 50 series"
well no shit
T
says im not banned but i 100% am
Hi, where can I get help with server hosting ?
Are you sure you were banned globally?
I would hope so
its not global sorry
Then you'd need to appeal your ban on the server's discord if they have it via their mod support system
Hi Dino
G'day
dino like the bot dyno ? 
No
im tweakin


!maid
@rocky adder
@meager slate
Lmao
Yk it's just a matter of time one of us will get warned for pinging staff for no reason
It pings Cassette now? How'd this happen 
It was timeless too
And someone else I don't remember
!rep @rancid dome
You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!
@rocky adder sorry for the ping but I gotta know, how did this happen
D:
Someone was messing with the command probably
I believe I know who
Embed moment
Absolute venooooom
Π₯Π΅Π»Π»ΠΎ ΡΠ°Ρ
!maid
@tough tapir
Not real
Real
real

@meager slate
can this ping any of person of the discord moderation team? π
Hi maid, do you have a minute?
which user were you even like putting your imaginary bets on
Minute maid
to anyone except her and me
3 or 4 people only
I thought you had a genuine inquiry for staff intervention π
I will do it like once and observe
!maid
@rocky adder
ah
- ancient
- auro
- me
- cassettequeen
- thetimelessone26
how did this happen
!maid
@meager slate
rework the !maid command
So True
Who's me
also is your pfp like one-eyed or is that just the way it's drawn?
once I noticed my brain itched for an answer
hair covered the second eye
ahhh
cotton eyed Joe
I thought of the roblox manface chicken nugget now π π
French or English../
Youre Welcome

there's a server for citlali mains?
So fake..
π
I just thought of a joke
the art said "Francis"
here's a joke about nothing
which art? who said francis? π
Me every night
can I give you this art in dm?
sure
I am fighting in tournament against a FATHERπ
A LITERAL FATHER WITH WIFE AND KIDS
no better feeling that survivng entire round as guard
good!
4 mtf spawns π
Ok
Two things you can do
Either make a man happy and make sure he doesn't say "I'm too old for this"
Or be a menace
and only 1 chaos mini spawn lmfao
And a job
Having a free time is not common in his life
When he wants to play
And be competitive
He expects a happy ending
Don't take that from him
i mean...
wait
this is what he made because he was in round 1 and theme was "fake a game screenshot"
and comapred this to my new its...
idk automatic win ig?
"The mission took 20 minutes" lmfao
@strange niche REMOVE THAT LITTLE LIGHT
Keep that light π£οΈ
Please don't ping me for random stuff like this
as random as that light?
No way, Narrative Designer doesnt work with lightings?? :0
Being pinged for problems not within my department is not useful for either parties, shockingly
bro might be cooked
ofc, not stabbing :p
phew
something that is similar to the !wran command
Downside of being active on this server 
and having designer in your name π
I just do lore!
Good morning by the way, everyone!

I would like to present an injury that instantly killed our medical doctor
Atleast he isnt a husk
Barotrauma at its finest
OH MY.GOD π
Did he trip and die?
Oh i seeβ¦
whos responsible for this then?
Hubert
You can bug report

directly pinging staff members for ingame issues doesn't really lead anywhere
going through the proper channels makes it so it gets through to where it needs to be
ok, things are done. I'm happy
YIPPE!
but there's a lot of work, so I don't want to do it

imma go play around with 1576
I know how it feels, good luck soldier 
i wasn't in the army, but thanks
dw, i also wasn't in the army 
At least not yet
Way of saying
it depends on what age and what characteristics π
I turned 18 last year soo

well, my difference is that Iβm 13 years older than you 
Oh
well that's it

!maid
@weak veldt
i forgot that you can get caught by yourself...
Hi chat
hello
hi
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