general-chat

[buoyant hemlock]

Why do i live this sad life.... No christmas event.

[serene coyote]

if helicopter model will change in the future jerry will sleep inside

[wide goblet]

where patch notes

[jovial mica]

Ew furry

[serene coyote]

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/700330/view/529835367727104716

[wide goblet]

get a life

[slow wing]

add a playable SCP instead of adding an item, move your ass

[low zenith]

no

[marble crown]

yes

[low zenith]

you dont get playable scp 049-2

haha

[marble crown]

[orchid kraken]

no art:(

[buoyant hemlock]

it feels so empty.

Wheres the tree.

[marble crown]

game is not W rn

[low zenith]

okay bring the tree back right there

its too empty

[marble crown]

give players more things to have fun with

like coins

give us more

like a ball

[gaunt talon]

There's coins

[low zenith]

give every class d a 🫃 item

[low zenith]

on spawn

[gaunt talon]

018

[slow wing]

because you think that in such a facility there will be saints looking from the plot perspective

[gaunt talon]

[marble crown]

let us pick up the mugs

and throw them

[gaunt talon]

We used to be able to drink from them

In Christmas

But it wasn't possible this Christmas

[marble crown]

😔

they're taking away all the fun

[orchid kraken]

the room is still gonna be without pc?

[marble crown]

when are they gonna rework entrence

[gaunt talon]

I remind pcs here

Did they remove them

[marble crown]

that zone is so bland

and boring

[marble crown]

and also an scp death trap

[gaunt talon]

Where's this

[marble crown]

some guy gave me nitro when I let him get that achievement

[low zenith]

keep this its funny

[upper geode]

job application

[gaunt talon]

Fake hubert

Fraud baldbert

[orchid kraken]

pc room

[low zenith]

they had bob setup the applications and he set them up there

[rough wing]

You're friends with Arizona ranger I'm jelus

[versed bear]

you know the budget's bad when there aren't any pcs in a workroom

[upper geode]

I'm friends with a friend that's friends with him

[low zenith]

when cafeteria, or does site 02 order dominoes every day

[rough wing]

The Arizona lrnger

Ranger

[gilded timber]

This was in staff testing as well

[gaunt talon]

Under ruins

In entrance

[low zenith]

r.i.p cb cafeteria, gone but never missed..

[marble crown]

v15.0 is gonna suck I just know it

prob wont rework any of the zones

[low zenith]

when FN P90? i wanna be the true CB man...

[red raven]

#media-posts message

[marble crown]

its almost like northwood can only go against what the community wants

[left chasm]

[marble crown]

nobody wanted new models

[red raven]

everyone!!!

[marble crown]

nobody wanted new heavy

nobody wanted ESP

some wanted new revolver

[dapper chasm]

i did :(

[marble crown]

but that's all really

[gaunt talon]

Replaced with crossvec and fsp

[marble crown]

the reworked waves is fine

[low zenith]

ah alright

[marble crown]

but the new models suck

[gaunt talon]

No

[marble crown]

I thought there was gonna be sonic trailer thing

where they would see how nobody liked the models and fix them

[low zenith]

the new models are fire, maybe not the guard cause hes just barney calhoun

[marble crown]

but they didnt

[wide goblet]

New enterance rework just dropped chat

[marble crown]

scientist sucks

[low zenith]

its kleiner

[marble crown]

holy hell we've seen this 5 times

[gaunt talon]

The guard is Hubert's favourite new model

[marble crown]

guard is terrible

makes the game even less serious

yet they made the update a tryhard haven

what type of game do they want

[gaunt talon]

Not true

[low zenith]

also when brighter muzzeflash

[marble crown]

serious multiplayer survival horror fps

or the funny

[gaunt talon]

They nerfed gunning and running

[low zenith]

i wanna see by gunfire when 079 blackouts a room

[marble crown]

so they want it to be a funny game

[gaunt talon]

The community is funny

Not the game

[marble crown]

so if you know your community makes the game

make the game in a way that can fuel that

[low zenith]

scp sl can be a horror game sometimes, it can be quiet then you hear a distant radio and see a guards body with a flashlight attached to his gun

horror material right there

[marble crown]

but noo let's take away the models the community loves and give them hyper realistic ones that nobody likes

[low zenith]

how much you wanna bet ill come back to the model complaints 10 minutes from now

[gaunt talon]

Nobody likes?

I like them all

[lethal scroll]

Sons of the Forest finally added rafts

[low zenith]

thats fire

i gotta redownload SotF

is the heavy server room removed now

[red raven]

Thanks for sending it.

[somber raptor]

so

[lethal scroll]

We need Forest plushies

[somber raptor]

yo know Finka from Rainbow Six?

you know why she got a russian name even though she's a french operator?

[gaunt talon]

Still is

[red raven]

F SCP SL

[somber raptor]

because during a training exercise Kapkan accidentally stabbed her and the name Finka (Knife in russian) stuck

[glass bronze]

Fr

[marble crown]

youre not quirky for pretending to like them

[somber matrix]

server room in heavy got taken out when 14.0 dropped

[gaunt talon]

Not pretending

[marble crown]

you like the helmetless guard over the one with a baraclava

[gaunt talon]

Yes

[marble crown]

tell me why

[gaunt talon]

Because it's cooler

[marble crown]

that's not a reason

give me a reason

I know damn well you dont like the models

[rough wing]

You are a bald man, Sea Parrier

[marble crown]

quite the contrary

[gaunt talon]

The old one has shitty textures

[marble crown]

but it matched the game's style

the new models only match heavy containment

they didnt even update 049-2

[low zenith]

isnt 049-2 coming in a later update

maybe another like 14.09 or a
something

[gaunt talon]

If they update 049 it's gonna be in a major update

Like 15.0

[lethal scroll]

Armsy plushie

[hoary timber]

We got a new EZ Offices roof texture at least in this update to remove christmas

[gaunt talon]

https://tenor.com/view/one-peak-one-piece-one-piece-cry-its-so-peak-gif-13413926760013023520

[primal pewter]

NW try to do something right challenge

[pseudo ivy]

Its perfect

[earnest carbon]

we love ourselves some cardboard roof

[worldly orchid]

Just to say. We are aware of the funny roof :)

[marble crown]

how does northwood even do that

[tough tapir]

the wood went north

[slate hinge]

Will there be any patch that will optimize and improve the game's performance for mid/low-end computers?

[marble crown]

no

we will be forced to run at 20-40 fps

you need a 30 or 40 series to run the game at 720p 60fps

[slate hinge]

So sad...

[slow wing]

my brother had one task (to remove holidays from the facility)

[fallow kite]

they re added the "detected" from the googles 🔥

[slow wing]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1329549998177779824/image.png?ex=678abf6d&is=67896ded&hm=15202dc4e5db650ff6291601b35fb22edd07d54567175f4cb49d40690224e804&

[marble crown]

yeah

they cant do anything

[slow wing]

why when they remove something they still have to destroy something

[marble crown]

yeah

[frank jewel]

damn the new graphics are crazy

[marble crown]

dont ask them to remove a bug

theyll remove half the map with it

[slow wing]

even tesla doesn't work 😢

[fresh bridge]

guys i had to update my sl

is it safe to assume this is the christmas update being removed???

[marble crown]

yes

[fresh bridge]

[marble crown]

theyre removing the fun

and adding bugs

[fresh bridge]

never speak again

[marble crown]

no

[tardy walrus]

theyre removing the fun
and adding bugs

[runic lichen]

LOL

[dapper chasm]

incorrect opinion, silence

[marble crown]

[merry nebula]

I want flamingos to stay

[dapper chasm]

give me one example of removed fun.

[fresh bridge]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE LAG

[marble crown]

skeleton halloween candy flamingos christmas tree lag jailbird being that accessable cola dealing more damage to you

goggles

[dapper chasm]

oh no! a feature is locked behind a monthly event! how horrible!!!

cola dps increase was unnoticable, and jailbird being more accessable is more fun surely

[marble crown]

ah yeah

unnoticable

definitely

I believe and trust that opinion

[dapper chasm]

i didnt know they increased it until you told me

[marble crown]

you definitely have used more than 1 cola

[dapper chasm]

never in my time playing have i ever found more than one cola

[marble crown]

skill issue

[fresh bridge]

"all the fun" and its just constantly being blwon up by pink candy

[merry nebula]

wHY Is train stil lhere

[fresh bridge]

"all the fun" and its just constant flamingo waves

[marble crown]

I never said they should stay

the option to add or remove them

would be amazing

[fresh bridge]

nothing that was part of the event was actually fun

[marble crown]

I would like to play a halloween 24/7 server

preservation is clearly not on the devs list

[fresh bridge]

the christmas update aws fun

on christmas

not january 16th

[marble crown]

its so easy to add the update too

it takes 10 minutes

[solemn flame]

did you play in 2023 christmas?

cause i can assure you, this year was so much less infuriating

[fresh bridge]

nah for 5 years i had a glitch where it would never let me join servers

why what was wrong with last year?

[marble crown]

they got nerfed

this year

last year they were even better

[neon citrus]

1507s every round that could super lazer piss 173 in a few seconds

[solemn flame]

they would spawn a minute earlier, guaranteed every round, and were way more likely to get

not to mention they used to do 3x damage to scps, were faster, did more damage in general

[serene coyote]

Nah

No fun

Allowed

[neon citrus]

honestly

i'd like to see a option for modded servers to spawn in the Christmas tree and the Flamingos

even after the christmas event is over

like it was done with 3114

[serene coyote]

Who is 3114

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1141936516311023726/1242798457593397259/meme.gif

[neon citrus]

the papyrus

[serene coyote]

He dont even exist!!!

[neon citrus]

or skeleton

[serene coyote]

LIE

[neon citrus]

😨

[serene coyote]

Skeleton is a lie

[neon citrus]

🍰

[serene coyote]

3114 just memetic agent

[sterile salmon]

why must flamingos be removed from the remote admin every time

just keep them in but make the item unobtainable

[analog musk]

The sound of when someone has SCP-1344 does not work

[kindred cradle]

is scp 1570 still in the game or not?

[neon citrus]

If you mean the Flamingos then no

got removed

and it's not on the admin panel i'm pretty sure

[runic lichen]

Give image perm

🗿🙏

[rain parrot]

Why would they give YOU alone image perms?

[runic lichen]

Cuz im a schizo

And the voices Said i need perm 😡😡😡

[rain parrot]

Listen to the voices, jump.

[runic lichen]

Then with me

Cuz you’re a schizo

[rain parrot]

...

[runic lichen]

😡😡😡

[rain parrot]

Do you think all schizos have the same voices in their heads?

[runic lichen]

Yes

[rain parrot]

The exact same voices

[runic lichen]

Yes

[rain parrot]

Saying the exact same things

[runic lichen]

The voices

Says

[rain parrot]

At the exact same time?

[runic lichen]

Yes

[fallow kite]

Cool person

[runic lichen]

Yes

[fallow kite]

Also

L image perms

[runic lichen]

Wsp my bro

[runic lichen]

Yea

[fallow kite]

Look at my ak

100% mine

[runic lichen]

I got a BFG

[rain parrot]

I will eat it.

[runic lichen]

No

My voices aren’t saying this

[fallow kite]

Eat my ||hot dawg||

[runic lichen]

So you follow my voice

[summer robin]

Hi chatt

[fallow kite]

Bye bye

[summer robin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-cat-fall-hello-chat-cat-gif-24961178

[summer robin]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-hello-chat-roblox-falling-bottom-text-gif-21349658

[fallow kite]

Thank you for leaving

[runic lichen]

Ok

[summer robin]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-back-estoy-de-vuelta-toy-story2-gif-26436333

[runic lichen]

Ok

[runic lichen]

Sometimes

I dream

About

Cheese

[fallow kite]

Me core

[runic lichen]

Is he doing the nazi sign or what

😭

[fallow kite]

BRO

it's saddam Hussein

It's his iconic statue

[runic lichen]

Nazi sign anyways

[fallow kite]

It isn't

[runic lichen]

(Kinda)

We’ll say that

[runic lichen]

Laughed at a death sentence damnn

Anyway gtg cya

[fallow kite]

The Hitler Salut was a flat hand at a 45° angle

[merry nebula]

Somone gonna post update

[fallow kite]

Saddam Husseins statue isn't even close

[inland condor]

La burns before SL update

[shrewd gull]

Post it bro

[fallow kite]

HELL NAW

[shrewd gull]

Hollywood covering their tracks

[shrewd gull]

You’re a wuss smh

[fallow kite]

I'm not stupid

[merry nebula]

Its still Christmass

[shrewd gull]

Christmas ended last year dude

[merry nebula]

bruh Trees are still spawnning

[quick knot]

Update your game

[merry nebula]

I aint getting no update

[serene coyote]

Restart steam

[merry nebula]

done that

[serene coyote]

Heavy

[merry nebula]

K now I got update

reinstalled it

[rain parrot]

Why do you need to restart steam for it to complete the update?

That seems extremely weird for any program to require...

for an update

It isn't like we are updating a device driver that needs the computer to restart, hell, I don't even need to restart my computer to update my GPU driver...

[earnest carbon]

Hey so

Is anyone else just super laggy?

Everyone on the servers I goto just keeps spikeing up to 800 ping at the exact same time

[rain parrot]

What server you playing?

And by "the servers", do you mean 1 host (I.E. Bright, Ravengard, etc?) that have multiple servers under their branding?

[dull sonnet]

Is Ravengard offline or smth.

[rain parrot]

they might be updating rn

[dull sonnet]

My server is also not displaying for me..

I have a feeling bc of the update.

Yeah after restarting my server it popped up on the list.

Still not ravengard though.

[tight ermine]

I ate Ravengard

Sorry

[dull sonnet]

Kings playground is also not on the list for me.

Only northwood and other servers.

[dull sonnet]

Oh that's why its off, was the servers yummy?

[tight ermine]

No :(

[gaunt talon]

Probably because it was a British server

[dull sonnet]

Oh well dw Northwood Servers are still up you can eat those.

[orchid kraken]

A wholesome server

[dull sonnet]

Agreed, super wholesome and kind.

[somber raptor]

Peak Rainbow Six

[fresh bridge]

peak rainbow six was before the whole rep system

its so dumb

[somber raptor]

fr

The Trio

[spring geyser]

man there needs to be some sort of corrosion effect on the dead bodies in the pocket dimension so boring :(

[analog musk]

This patch is dropping my FPS more than before 😠

😦 *

[fresh bridge]

amd user spotted

[plucky lintel]

hi nut

[analog musk]

nvidia

Even those with AMD are doing better

[lethal scroll]

Lil gargy got ed

[gilded timber]

I didn't notice any performance difference with an all AMD system

[analog musk]

The magic of strange optimization

[orchid kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1081630070608765039/1295994840861118554/rapidsave.com_i_have_schizophrenia_i_guess_sound_warning_at_the-kaghagjogzud1-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[orchid kraken]

From nvidia+intel to amd build

Best thing i did

Not to mention amd is now dominating

[gilded timber]

I did exactly the same thing lol

Rx6950xt + Ryzen 7 5800x3d

[analog musk]

Sometimes I think it's because I updated the BIOS to the latest version.

[polar spade]

I have an all AMD build on Linux and i get above 120 frames

[gilded timber]

I lock it at 120

[gilded timber]

That shouldn't cause any performance issues

[orchid kraken]

Mines a bit weaker but its still enough for gaming and 3D
5700xt+ r5 5500

[orchid kraken]

Vsync

🙏

Some dudes really play with this thing

[gilded timber]

I do have it I just don't use

I honestly don't really know why

Maybe I'll turn it on

[orchid kraken]

Vsync prevents it happening capping your fps to the same framates your monitor can hold

[worldly orchid]

since when does BLACKBEARD has a shield?

[orchid kraken]

If ur monitor is 60hz but u play with 39274728293 fps
Well good luck with it

[orchid kraken]

Shield update

[gilded timber]

That's a pretty decent mid range build

[worldly orchid]

what?

so wait all ops just have shield now

[orchid kraken]

550€

[orchid kraken]

No, he got shield

As u can see

[worldly orchid]

only him?

[orchid kraken]

When he used to have gun thing

[orchid kraken]

I guess so

[gilded timber]

Yeah that's a pretty good deal lol

[orchid kraken]

Only seen him

[orchid kraken]

Made myself cuz buying prebuilt would cost more

Ive seen 1200€ build with 3050

[gilded timber]

I paid a lot more since I got mine in the peak of the gpu shortage craze

[orchid kraken]

I survived the gpu shortage with gtx960

I used ti play eith
Gtx960+i7 2600k
Warzone 1 and scp sl

[gilded timber]

I have built a LOT of computers for myself and most of my friends at this point lol

[orchid kraken]

40-50fps when it felt like it

[gilded timber]

I lived on 45ish fps with a 1650 and an I5 - 9400f

[orchid kraken]

Im still laughing from scammer today i got

[analog musk]

Spoingus is a fool, then

[orchid kraken]

Entire russian server where he added me from laughed from him

[orchid kraken]

My first gpu and cpu was
I3 540+amd radeon 5700 hd

Then gtx960+i7 2600k
1660ti+i7 2600k
Now its
5700xt+r5 5500

[fresh bridge]

Nah

[analog musk]

Right, you're just speaking out of ignorance, so I won't take you seriously

[polar spade]

You trusted the piss role?

[analog musk]

No, not really, but just in case

[glacial nymph]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 3 hours, 37 minutes, 49 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[somber raptor]

Year 9 Season 4 (this December)

[orchid kraken]

Rule 4829: never trust orange colors

[analog musk]

haha

[lethal scroll]

Interesting

[orchid kraken]

28€ for what

[somber raptor]

Shield's melee now does 0 damage and only pushes you over

Blackbeard got remastered: now he's got a full shield and he can use it with a primary (Mk 17 or SR 25)
Also he can use his shield while rappelling
Instead of having the piece of glass on the gun, now he's got the piece of glass on the shield, when you aim it automatically slides the glass piece down, however the ADS time is quite slow.
He's also got 4 pneumatic charges that can breach soft walls, one-shot castles and push people over, almost like Oryx's dash hut without dashing forward

People are saying it is one of the most well-done updates ever
Blackbeard went from somewhat useless to quite balanced and his pick rate went up A LOT

[orchid kraken]

Wasnt he also at first release a bit op?

[somber raptor]

You mean first release in the remaster?

[orchid kraken]

His FIRST FIRST release

[somber raptor]

Those pneumatic charges are VERY useful against clash since he gets thrown to the ground and you can just shoot him dead

[orchid kraken]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/914257473618206720/931316672277659758/demo-mesa-punch.gif

[somber raptor]

Idk

[tardy walrus]

yeah

his rifle shield had like 800 hp

[somber raptor]

Now he's got a full shield so just shield can't break

[broken palm]

ahahahhahahahah

[tardy walrus]

as of right now i wouldnt say that he's too op

[somber raptor]

Yeah he's balanced

[tardy walrus]

definitely a good operator but not op

[somber raptor]

There's a reason they're saying this was one of the most well-done updates

[rapid willow]

anyone remember why chaos became scp enemies one update

[polar spade]

Because the SCPs don't care if you're wearing green

[crystal kelp]

SCPs are just anything atp

[oblique sand]

Ahem allow me

[crystal kelp]

People would literally call a tree an scp

or a cup

[orchid kraken]

"If it farts.. world goes boom.."

Original

Today scps arw abt powerscalling for no reason

[oblique sand]

And that’s why SCPS hate the ci

Cus some moron post a photo of 096 on a photo and mailed it to the

[somber raptor]

You know what's dumb?

Arachnophobia mode in horror games (eg. Lethal Company)

Like... it's supposed to be scary why are you making the option to make it less scary because you're more scared of spiders than usual

[plucky juniper]

what till this guy learns of the needle setting in the hit game scp sl

😱

[lethal scroll]

Kitten mode in Satisfactory

[fallow kite]

sooo

[pulsar pebble]

"Electricity and Water don't mix well together."

[fallow kite]

whats the new item pickup animation

[solemn flame]

basically just the character reaching his hand out like hes picking something up

left hand, so cool thing is it works when youre holding items

[fallow kite]

oh i didnt see anything..?

is it like, a toggleable thing?

[solemn flame]

shouldnt be

[fallow kite]

hmm

strange

is it item specific?

[solemn flame]

i mean some things might not do it

if the item youre holding doesnt support it

[fallow kite]

i getcha

[solemn flame]

yeah seems to be working just saw it

[fallow kite]

ill take a look around and see

[solemn flame]

here i clipped it for u

[fallow kite]

ohhh its third person

[solemn flame]

yeah

[fallow kite]

my dumbass thought it was pov

[solemn flame]

oh lol

[fallow kite]

my bad my bad

[solemn flame]

dw

now we can see who stole my item

[fallow kite]

i like it !!!

[polar spade]

First person animation would be cool

[fallow kite]

mhm

[tardy walrus]

woah thats cool

when was it added

[solemn flame]

4 hours ago

[tardy walrus]

pog

might start playing the game again

[solemn flame]

as well as an animation for being blinded

[tardy walrus]

🔥

[strong dune]

THIRD ANIMATION PICKING UP

WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[solemn flame]

🙏

also gramophone and coin animation

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/flcl-mamimi-aaahhh-wtf-shocked-gif-24981847

Now add a new scp

[pseudo ivy]

its me

im the scp

[low zenith]

no

[pseudo ivy]

oh

[tardy walrus]

you can make group chats on rednote

already better than tiktok

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-life-a-bugs-life-bruh-not-smiling-ants-not-smiling-gif-8815283262918161887

[tardy walrus]

@sleek estuary lmk when u download it

[glacial nymph]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 1 hour, 26 minutes, 30 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[rigid mantle]

Mad scp

Mad rep

[dull sonnet]

Ravengard is almost always full but now they have 3 players lol.

[high hinge]

🤔

[fresh bridge]

TikTok won’t get banned

Since 2020 they’ve been edging us

It won’t be banned most that will happen is that someone might buy it

And even if it was “banned” people would still be able to post comment watch and do everything they could do now

It just simply won’t be moderated or managed by anybody

So it would either continue as normal or it would become such a modless mess that people won’t even use it

[subtle sundial]

banning it rn

[latent jackal]

Adding in another 079 and readding 3114 as we speak

[strong dune]

You’re reading 3114?

[high hinge]

🤔

[latent jackal]

Re adding

[high hinge]

3114？

[latent jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-scp-sl-scp-3114-chill-server-gif-15692224137788409339

[high hinge]

cool

😋

[delicate tide]

what are some good heavily modded servers

[empty hearth]

avoid chaos theory and dr brights with a 40 foot pole

uhhh

skillz cabana is alright

[delicate tide]

what about unlimited scp and kognity playhouse

wait

the latter is gone forgot about that

🤫

[empty hearth]

unlimited scp got turned into chaos theory

[delicate tide]

oh

[empty hearth]

i mean ig try it to see if it’s your thing but chaos theory is just not for me

i enjoyed it for a bit a while back but that was it

and dr brights just sucks ass

[delicate tide]

i wanna try heavily modded servers now cuz base sl ain't cutting it for me no more

I played some unlimited scp back in the day

I found it ok

[empty hearth]

then ig chaos theory is for you

[delicate tide]

do they still have the custom builds and shit

in modded servers in general

[empty hearth]

on the custom map servers yeah

chaos theory has one, skillz has a slightly tweaked surface with some loot

and props and shit

only full custom map i’ve seen is site-12 but that’s an rp server

never seen a normal server do full custom

[high hinge]

[fresh bridge]

I like dr brights a little bit

I love ff servers

It’s hilarious

[merry goblet]

whats yalls preferred servers

i like chaos theory a lot

[high hinge]

🤔

[pulsar pebble]

balls

[glass bronze]

Gm cars

[silent wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/ужас-омагад-gif-27492618

[burnt spear]

cheesburger

[light willow]

Hi

peoplw

[near stirrup]

hello

[meager slate]

[somber raptor]

and the walls kept tumbling down in the city that we love

[meager slate]

Me fr

[meager slate]

[tough tapir]

[meager slate]

[serene coyote]

Auro

Hi

[meager slate]

hi!

[meager slate]

Very cute :>

[simple abyss]

au ro

[meager slate]

Mil ler

[scarlet crescent]

guys.. Have OPG models been replaced?

with this update.

[orchid kraken]

i mean... real life accurate

[somber raptor]

Back to school 🙏

[orchid kraken]

my game crashed trying to join russian server

[somber raptor]

• guy with big ass shield
• guy with flashbang shield
• guy with moving shield
• guy with normal shield and cluster bombs
  yes that's definitely how the police raid a house

[meager slate]

I mean tbf there are like 2 shields when they are making an entry

[somber raptor]

yo imagine if police had Blitz's shield irl

they are about to break into a house they just flash everybody 😂

[meager slate]

It exists but it isnt a flashbang

Its just a bright light i think

It can be blinding but not nearly as bad as the ingame one

[somber raptor]

imagine if police brought a couple of these bad boys to break into a house

now THAT would be crazy

[meager slate]

EDD mounted, let them come

[somber raptor]

guy: refuses to answer the door
policeman: places cluster charge on his door

[somber raptor]

the Entry Denial Device placed on every door in the guy's house that did not get blown up by the cluster charge:

[full pond]

This reminds me of Henry stickmin

That one mission

[somber raptor]

which one

[full pond]

With the 3 military guys

Vs the right hand man

Yknow the ones which get obliterated

[somber raptor]

in the last chapter?

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-paper-death-gif-26239246

This mission

[glacial nymph]

@orchid kraken

[orchid kraken]

this shit so peak lmfao

[rancid dome]

I am so back!!

(Hello again chat)

[glacial nymph]

Try me

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/miside-gila-gif-15350547883624744992

[glacial nymph]

HAHAHAHAHA

It's working

[rancid dome]

Was gonna change it after coming back anyways

[glacial nymph]

Anyways

How ya doing

[rancid dome]

I feel like gaming shit tons of Tarkov

[latent jackal]

Welcome back

[glacial nymph]

Arena Breakout my beloved

[rancid dome]

Anyhow, I am stinking so badly rn

[glacial nymph]

Chat, call her stinky poopy head

[rancid dome]

I will show up at your front door

You do NOT make fun of me smelling

[glacial nymph]

You're welcomed at my home

😎

[rancid dome]

That is one of the things I'm not cool with

[glacial nymph]

(Alright I apologies)

[rancid dome]

Cheers

[somber raptor]

me playing The Henry Stickmin Collection at school

[glacial nymph]

Man I love that game

My childhood 🔥

[orchid kraken]

card things still use very first model of everything

[polar spade]

Properly cultured

[rancid dome]

[latent jackal]

[rancid dome]

Shower's never felt so good

[glacial nymph]

Happy ending

[tough tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1327268364904824852/miside-mita_1.gif

[rancid dome]

I did get some shower last night but the camp's water tanks that started running low on water so I barely got any

And that was the only shower I got the 4 days lol

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/mita-miside-cappie-cool-mita-sunflower-gif-15992507359702628934

@glacial nymph

[rancid dome]

They have a blocker

Made it themselves lol

[glacial nymph]

Mita is no match for me

Hehe

Mita character is not funny anymore, there's nothing special about her

People straight up simping over her

My friends too

My own pookie bear replaced me with her 😭

I have every reason to be the villain here

[serene coyote]

Funny cat

[rough wing]

Oh my god

He's so precious

I would DIE for him

[rancid dome]

You know what they say, if you can't beat em, join em

[glacial nymph]

You know what I say? If you can't join a clan, create your own one with small fees

[somber raptor]

oh this

[rancid dome]

I dont, so

:p

[somber raptor]

where the Fuze charge just bounces, slides under the door and comes back at you

[fallow kite]

grenades in SL

[full pond]

yeppers

[lunar siren]

Mudkip guy

I need you

[somber raptor]

what do you need

[lunar siren]

I fot timed out for nun

Can u see who did it

I want to talk to him

[somber raptor]

i can't tell you that

[lunar siren]

Can you tell me the reason lmao

[somber raptor]

it should say it in the DM you got from dyno

[lunar siren]

Harassing i never harassed someone

[upper dome]

what do you think will be part of SCP:SL 15.0?

[rancid dome]

Me not being in the playtest, again

[near stirrup]

New era, new innovation, new development

[upper dome]

hopefully

[rancid dome]

more bugs

[near stirrup]

agree with

[upper dome]

hopefully less of this 🙏 #media-posts message

[rancid dome]

[near stirrup]

Why do you say that?

[upper dome]

less of this that i attached in media

[near stirrup]

what bug

[upper dome]

look in #media-posts

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[rancid dome]

The stare...

[tough tapir]

Kind mita stare

[lunar siren]

Surface

🙏

[tawny carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-at-you-hired-mita-miside-stare-gif-13033948160865150232

[somber raptor]

my teachers keep accusing me of "messing up the pc" because i'm usually the one fiddling with it while in reality it's just them not knowing how to fucking use a computer

[somber raptor]

Me:

• Opens html file
  Teacher:
• Closes html file
• "what did you do why did google disappear"
• points at html file on the desktop that has been there for like 2 months, not realizing there's chrome on the taskbar

[lunar siren]

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-fortnite-reaction-ninja-low-taper-fade-gif-1784137995500051652

Got it

221800095690129410 i need help

[orchid kraken]

welcome, welcome to Big Boss family

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[lunar siren]

Ive always been in the family ? 😭

[orchid kraken]

i know

im just saying to make ppl think were frienly

https://tenor.com/view/watermelon-ground-zeroes-mgs5-mgsv-metal-gear-solid5-gif-26076755

[latent jackal]

That'll be Andimal

[lunar siren]

Thanks for the 5 dollar gift card reward for being a member

[lunar siren]

How do tags like that work

[latent jackal]

It's the discord ID

[lunar siren]

Oh

[latent jackal]

another way to do that is goto the discord search bar and type From: [ID]

[somber raptor]

here's my kind of friendly

[orchid kraken]

heres my kind of friendly

[somber raptor]

or also if you want to ping them just type <@DiscordID>

[latent jackal]

I mean, yeah you could do that

[lunar siren]

How tf does that even work

[gilded timber]

Glad to see I've not been numberfied

[lunar siren]

[orchid kraken]

it sucks everything in and teleports to random location i guess

[somber raptor]

remember... to do stuff with Discord IDs you can:
<@UserID>
<@&RoleID> (this won't let you bypass the fact of not being able to ping roles)
<#ChannelID>
<EmojiName:EmojiID> (this won't let you bypass nitro)

[somber raptor]

it's a COMBUSTIBLE lemon that BURNS your house DOWN

[orchid kraken]

when life gives you lemons, make life take lemons back

im 100€ debt lmfao

idk how im supposed to pay the dude whos porting models lfao

meh, anyway, im getting 800€ of my tax back

@ruby cliff L1 🙏

[stoic current]

Hmmm.

[lunar siren]

💴

[lofty dome]

https://imgur.com/0CzL6O7

[orchid kraken]

this is classic

why are amnesia the dark descent workshop some silly stuff but amnesia bunker actually horror shit

from just screenshots it feels like youre about to play outlast but worse

so true

WAIT THATS THTE FUCKING MACHINE FOR PIGS REMAKE

[mighty lodge]

42

[gaunt talon]

Is that the stuff fuze uses

[somber raptor]

yes

[orchid kraken]

when music changes mid way

[orchid kraken]

mmm soup

[orchid kraken]

here i meet it again after years and years

same stairs feeling https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfpPnmkkaDw

[wintry current]

I can’t believe SCP stands for socialist Chinese party

[lunar siren]

💴

[wintry current]

Anyway gang

[lunar siren]

Yen

[wintry current]

No fuck you

💴

💵

[thorny tide]

🐒

[orchid kraken]

average "i shot him first"

[languid radish]

Hey i uh couldnt help but notice the operational guide still isnt updated

Might wanna get on that in the next minor bug fix

[eager wadi]

low priority

[near stirrup]

Where did you draw your conclusion?

[languid radish]

Okey dokey

[somber raptor]

Everybody else with high-tech gadgets:

Muscular Arab Guy:

https://tenor.com/view/r6siege-oryx-gif-8164585666085610859

[orchid kraken]

BRO AHSHSHAGSHAS

[fading drift]

U r so right about it

WHERE DID U DISAPPEARED AGAIN

[orchid kraken]

WGAT IS THS WORKSHOP BRO

[runic lichen]

E

Praise the headcrab

[cinder sapphire]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[cinder sapphire]

@tough tapir

sweep time you two

"big" day for you two

[somber raptor]

@fading drift new bigboss?!

[cinder sapphire]

well I guess the big boss is a cult now

I guess it is time to kill it officially now

[gaunt talon]

Public execution on the cult members

[cinder sapphire]

^

[glass bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/654185402801848341/1316518642824908860/ezgif-7-5875e47d1e.gif

[gaunt talon]

I hate eating sand

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-24341837

[cinder sapphire]

also getting rid of sand

[ruby cliff]

say goodbye to your klimabonus 🙏

[cinder sapphire]

it gets everywhere

[glass bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/811248738315796481/1320446428480405524/i_have_hired_this_horse_to_stare_at_you.webp?animated=true

[cinder sapphire]

too late

you cannot stop the wheel from turning

sand getting removed patch 2 of life

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/miserable-crying-sad-tears-black-guy-gif-12326280655494835815

[tame hollow]

Nuke horse scare

[orchid kraken]

i got it anyway

long time ago

[glacial nymph]

Wopsies

Busy with life

[fading drift]

Boss woman

[glacial nymph]

We need 7th ong

[gaunt talon]

It won't grow more

[fading drift]

Shh

[gaunt talon]

The cult will fall

[cinder sapphire]

^

[glacial nymph]

Bet, here's prognanda

[cinder sapphire]

Big boss will fall

like it should

like all the other cults before it

[glacial nymph]

Are you challenging the BigBoss Cult

[cinder sapphire]

Ya.

I am

[fading drift]

Bro is jealous

Of nox

[cinder sapphire]

I have killed many cults in my day

you just a smaller one

Have you ever heard of the samm cult

[fading drift]

Nuhuh

[mighty lodge]

My name is retep and I am evil

[glacial nymph]

@orchid kraken @glacial nymph @somber raptor @lunar siren @fading drift BIGBOSSES... Assemble

[cinder sapphire]

I wonder why

[mighty lodge]

Not so big boss

[cinder sapphire]

haha

[glacial nymph]

Do you have some money rn in your pocket?

[rancid dome]

Aint so much of a big boss if you need numbers to win over one

[glacial nymph]

(true)

[mighty lodge]

Average boss

[cinder sapphire]

samm was a lot bigger

and then the big boss

cult

[rancid dome]

I approve of this message

[somber raptor]

Hehe

[rancid dome]

Big boss group will now be a mere average boss group

[glacial nymph]

!rep @somber raptor

[snow umbra]

You have just given @somber raptor a reputation point!

[somber raptor]

Noemi is back

[cinder sapphire]

average bosses

are here

[orchid kraken]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1136295049727062157/1168825368300503040/MUTE.gif

[spring geyser]

@dull aspen so when's the gore coming

[rancid dome]

You literally sent a message after my own a few hours ago

[mighty lodge]

Rename all the big bosses to average bosses

[strange niche]

Today I decided to check out the SCPSL Reddit for anything interesting

It... Was

[cinder sapphire]

a big mistake

I bet

[orchid kraken]

!rep @fading drift

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fading drift a reputation point!

[glacial nymph]

Kinda same thing ngl, imagine being just an average BigBoss Enjoyer

[strange niche]

Well today I learned that people are shipping the new Facility Guard with 939 so

That's new, ish

[spring geyser]

better make it a part of the lore 🤷‍♂️

[cinder sapphire]

stop it

[true sky]

939 goes into 914 and get plushified

[dull aspen]

In 3 seconds

[spring geyser]

[somber raptor]

Yes but you were still on leave when i sent that

[true sky]

Is this true kind sir ?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1329504814631096330/final.gif

[dull aspen]

There i just gored up the place

[true sky]

Ok now gore the humans

[strange niche]

SCPSL has gore in the form of 173 gibs

[errant hollow]

Big. Oss??

[true sky]

Retarded as val

[strange niche]

The gore update was coming from inside the house!

[spring geyser]

She gore on my blood until i gib

[true sky]

Peanut gore ☠️

[dull aspen]

[errant hollow]

https://media.tenor.com/hR4zoT5Vwz8AAAAM/mgsv-kept-you-waiting-huh.gif

[orchid kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/419857659987230744/1327987780462317620/GIF_20250112_140552_931.gif

[somber raptor]

Hold on

[cinder sapphire]

hmm

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/slipped-on-a-banan-house-dr-house-wilson-fall-gif-4233010537565726416

[errant hollow]

Big boss

[somber raptor]

What if you find a way to shoot the AK while it's inside the snake

[cinder sapphire]

dee for the love of god

[errant hollow]

Big boss
https://media.tenor.com/sxUK69ezeZsAAAAM/mgs-mgsv.gif

[cinder sapphire]

no

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[somber raptor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1101711887005130792/15placekarmy.gif

[cinder sapphire]

post dark souls

[errant hollow]

What?

Why

[true sky]

Is this apart of the SL lore

[spring geyser]

with skin that flexible you could pull the trigger you must be able to!!

[cinder sapphire]

dont help this cult

dee

[errant hollow]

I posted dark souls in meme zone

[cinder sapphire]

post more here

[true sky]

Clear soûls

[cinder sapphire]

no average boss here

[errant hollow]

Go look at what I posted there first

[strange niche]

Why do cults keep happening in #general-chat

[spring geyser]

🤷‍♂️

[true sky]

🫃

[cinder sapphire]

no idea

[errant hollow]

Idk is this a cult I just think big boss metal Gear is funny

[cinder sapphire]

first samm

x3

now this

[rancid dome]

What if we kill it

[cinder sapphire]

another cult will just take it place

[strange niche]

One cult to rule them all

We will make our own cult

[true sky]

Simpley cult

[spring geyser]

yep you're getting the doctor maynard treatment

[cinder sapphire]

At least it is not at the level of the samm cult

[strange niche]

It's not the first time I've accidentally made one

I have field experience

[errant hollow]

https://media.tenor.com/t2BWxC0DL7oAAAAM/metal-gear-solid-fish-eater.gif

[cinder sapphire]

ya

I also made a cult at one time

the pope

cult

[errant hollow]

I can't post the dark souls one because mod deleted it

[true sky]

Pussy

[errant hollow]

Yeah that's what the image said

[lethal scroll]

I bring pop tarts for everyone

[errant hollow]

And it got deleted

[errant hollow]

Ping to get dm illegal dark soul meme

[lethal scroll]

Moodeng my beloved

[true sky]

Ping

[buoyant helm]

"Oh look, a civilian airliner!"

[ebon flare]

This is a picture my friend sent me

[near stirrup]

Utilization: 100%?

[near stirrup]

What the hell is this CPU of yours?

[somber raptor]

Bro's PC is heading straight for the core of the earth

[somber raptor]

Come to Ace Combat where they actually give you points for destroying tents full of refugees!

[orchid kraken]

Real life accurate

Just dont mind american, german and france police in 1 place

[somber raptor]

https://youtube.com/shorts/lijd2eq_47Y?si=q1JTGBQ3H91RLrw5
OhnePixel played himself here...

[twilit sluice]

Ain't no way I just watched that... bruh moment

[spare knoll]

What’s the new update

[tough tapir]

Sweep day for you

Tiny boss

[twilit sluice]

Christmas bash is over and they fixed some issues, you should have seen the Ceiling in upstairs PC room when it was another texture.

[spare knoll]

lol?

ima search that on yt

[twilit sluice]

100% sure it won't pop up, there was a small time gap between the 14.0.2 update and their patch for the texture

[spare knoll]

oh

any screenshots of it?

[twilit sluice]

The ceiling was literally a document

[spare knoll]

NAAAAAAA

[solid echo]

Lmfao

What did u dumbasses do lmaoo

[spare knoll]

How do you mess up this bad

[twilit sluice]

Don't ask, it was fixed at least

[solid echo]

Only good scp sl update and reverted

This is like blue pants fix

For scout tf2

[twilit sluice]

I patched it before they patched it, I used a server plugin though

Fixed my broken road texture too

[gaunt talon]

Document roof would have saved sl

[solid echo]

I hate the fact that they didnt bother in fixing the belt

[strange niche]

Check out how much fucking lore we can add to the ceiling

[twilit sluice]

Now they just need to fix the surface zone where the roof is messed up on Gate B

[solid echo]

Tf2 dev is so lazy bruh

[twilit sluice]

This wasn't part of the design... we need fixed things and MER is my solution to NW map issues. RIght Exit door that no one looks at too closely?

[orchid kraken]

Still way more active than mojang

[twilit sluice]

Still love it how I find bugs first like 079 chamber or so on, I may not have Beta Access but I know things

[tough tapir]

Should add a half life barnacle to the ceiling next time

[acoustic moat]

how do we explain this in lore

[orchid kraken]

Is this a error in code or just "look, job application paper on ceiling for our unemployed players!"

[twilit sluice]

The sheaf of papers became the ceiling for a day?

[cinder sapphire]

why are you a scalie now

[strange niche]

Drywall replacement

[scarlet crescent]

hi guys I was playing scp containment breach

multiplayer

and guess what

It was good

[acoustic moat]

im doing something

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress2-tf2-soldier-my-dear-god-dear-god-gif-16659739

[scarlet crescent]

scp cbm good but not better than sl

scp cbm doesnt have 939's ass

so

yeah

[strange niche]

[scarlet crescent]

i give 9/10 but if it had 939 ass it would have been better

[scarlet crescent]

And also

[scarlet crescent]

UPDATE THE FUCKING OPG MODELS

[strange niche]