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Felt like it
<3



i got to door 80 and died to a fucking trenchbleeder

@rancid dome
are the flesh mines rare
i hate this stupid fucking trenchbleeder
fuck you random trenchbleeder
fuck you river
hello, did verification team reopen already?
reuploading cuz why not :)
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how does it help you against the thing?
wall dweller?
no, the chainsmoker
your screen becomes green when hes coming
when hes close it covers all of the corners
only the middle is normal
and you can still see the deaf mode thing, right
never needed it myself 
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why tf is there no volume
That's a you thing
why are you playing mid games
yeah, right at the boarder of 0:20 and 0:21
peak and a roblox game don't belong in the same sentence
wrong
!rep sillinesswins
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REMEMBER! In Soviet Russia, the bodies in the water recognise you! Until we meet again!
of course they recognise me, i'm the reason they're there

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if theyre hungry why dont they just eat dirt
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mmmm
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Can somebody tell me that server configs permission let you do?
It's making everything in the server. There you put max players, server name and etc.
So like you can change anything that is in the default server configs?
New mouse is crazy
what model is it?
why does cuffing a class d as a scientist increase the "they are just resources" bar
Why not wirelees😭
every time i cuffed one i notice the thing popup and increase
Wireless mouses are ass
Op 1 8k
Cuz wireless suck
hmm
you just need to choose the right one
No
Even the best wireless mouses suck
The one with infinite charge
Nah
what are yall talking about?
And no interruptions due to signal pollutions
my g pro is holding up well
Well I don't live in your house
it also has a connector for a better signal
At least yet
but I didn't feel any difference
oh
Is there a limit to have many favourite servers you can have in SL?
!rephubert
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Not that I've found
If you do find one let me know!
I found the issue: I'm dumb and had my server list filtered without realizing
Only 4 servers showed up and i was like "could've sowrn i had favourited more than this"
a
hi lucid can i get event winner roe
role
I don't think I'm allowed to give those out, do you know who's handling your global badge?
x3j
You might have to ask him to ask us instead, sorry!
i got ghosted 😭
lol
Try sending a gentle follow up, he might have just forgotten 
true
Hi chat
hi chat
hi
i think i accidentally swallowed 5 vitamin C
What event did you win lunar
how's yall doing
Oblivion is turning 19 years old this year
Old 
yeah
I fell for the temptation of buying a new kitchen knife
buy kitchen gun instead
thats not just a kitchen knife 0.0
Daily Spongdal
One hill I'll die on
Oblivion > Skyrim
Don't get me wrong, Skyrim is fun and all, but Oblivion is just....a classic
Good!
not exactly a big hill
like most people who have played both agree
Big choppa
but very good choppa
Really one of the VERY FEW, like less than 10 total things I dislike, is the hud, on modern hardware it looks awful
One thing I fucking love, is the lock picking
classic
Much better than the default turning the pin shit
You actually need to time stuff properly
I also like the fact race bonuses actually matter
not as much as they do in morrowwind but they arent completely nullified by enchanting like in skyrim
Remember the fucking hentai Skyrim lock mod from ages back? 
no

The lock looked like an ass, and made moaning sounds
It was weird
of course it did
the peeler
did you know this day can be your last?
did you
know this
day may
be the
one where
you get
peeled

The expander
Is coming
the expander
is weak
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hello new person
I hate it when Im playing sl and I feel things under my skin
no I mean like
theyre not in my skin
sometimes I look and like 3 roaches are on my arm
there are bugs on your skin then
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Coca Cola cannot be consumed with Pepsi Cola
i am a mr-p
under the name of sebastian solace
i killed 9 people and got sentenced to death
i didnt kill them
when you get detained you lose the goggles
which means you have 1 hand holding on the goggles
and you die painfully
how rare is it for chaos to detain scientists
0.01% chance
By the time chaos spawns the scientist is already armed
I think Ive done it once
I hate it when guards take Dboys to the exit just to shoot them
once a guard tried to do that and the Dboy escaped as chaos
causing a chaos wave that killed the guard
Why did he uncuff him
it's peam
idk




I hate pinata

dont eat the cake then
with 1853

and I died to it


Tragic 💔
Discord user cursed to only speak in emotes

because the server list HATES updating
i only see 0/x ppl
are you in the right version?

or are you experiencing scpsl.exe creepypasta
@still wigeon emoji spam going on here 



is it 14.0?
nah bruh


Stop the emoji spamming please
has the christmas event ended?
no
When does it end?
So it has ended?
it never ends
fwe4
today I learned that we used to drink ether (diethyl ether) in the past https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2890321/
that was in reference to something auro said
ya it does
all facts
yep
@meager slate
@tough tapir
Benis
best one is this from the fairy maid
if i could id give a jester award
you can give more jester awards from the photos
it will apply it to profile
and reviews
why do you think I was able to give auro 53 ish jester awards
that method
Weird p*nis men
You have just given @untold wyvern a reputation point!
Why are you stalking my steam..
how to pullback a rep
no

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you should listen to the wheel
stop repping this guy
bet they are nervous around short people as well
haters hate
this is democracy at its worst
fak u
nah
I will make my own wheel

Real wheel
your wheel is fake
usurpation is a crime
my wheel is real
Wheel is Real on hot wheeles
I am usurping the power of your wheel
im tire'd 




mine will be the true wheel
His wheel is made of plastic
gasp
this is true
what are car wheels made of
my wheel is actually made of wheel
im fucking stupid
aluminum
and rubber
no the front of the car is made of foil
while mine is made from a wheel that is made of wheel that is a wheel
and rubber
erm actually its oil
a toyota too
the car is 80% oil
dang illegal immigrants brake checked me trying to get out from behind them
actually car is made of dinosaur
fr? car roar and destroy city like trex?
vegans can't use car
^
when did a trex ever destroy city
this is also true
they were dead
trex got revived
no
The Lost World: Jurassic Park
Damn that was a documentary?
Well whatever
it is very real footage
Makes it weirder if anything
if you strike me down i will become powerful than you could possibly imagine
then i'll bring more lemons
naw jaws cant be real
did 1984 happen
because theey blew him up with an oxygen tank
ya
nah jaws real
jaws fake
star wars real tho
it just happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away
well yeah obviously, literally every movie opens with "A Long Time Ago"!!!
they would never lie
we were almost wiped out
jaws did not happen there is no way a shark could get that big
a long time ago
maybe the real movies were the friends we made along the way
lojg time ago dinosaurs died
dark souls is also very real
long time ago i wasnt alive
bloodborne also happened
i have met patches irl he confirmed dark soul, elden ring and bloodborne are real
a squid game?

Hi chat
yo
Me trying to learn how to juke the scps
Rubius is better
Why every single time after 14.0 released it forces the game runs on my 2. monitor despite I set it to the 1. one?
The wants your other monitor, you should sacrifice it

holy shit
i got the toy remote at door 2
door 3 was eyefestation
door 5 i found a code breacher
I'VE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE
Hay-Hay from Moana is a chicken and Hay-Day the game has its icon as a chicken, I may be onto some lore
a tds strat doc has the entire bee movie script
How long will the christmas update last
steam recommendations
19 years
Hi
i didn tsee this, chaos strike
I can play scp so again after 8 days of not playing
never heard of it
ask someone i guess
the people who issues the badges are here, everything works
YOOO WHY AM I LAGGING
i hate it when i play PC and my entire SCP team is selling us
Real mate everytime I get computer they die in 3 minutes totally not my fault
well i cant play even after 2 years
Hello guys
they don't listen to me and they scatter around and die one by one while my gens are getting attacked
I say my gens are getting are attacked and like 3 people are there yet no one comes
if the SCP don't talk when ur pc then you know ur cooked
Shes one of those weird 2b girls
No idea what that means
why
Do you have insurance on your house?
no...
Yeah, I wouldn't ping Hubert then
ban?
no...
.
you'll be publicly hanged
Warn
so ur gonna believe randoms over me
dies
👁️
LMAOO
Warn
randoms
Did you read the rules
no
oh
There’s a couple NW staff I want to ping to get event winner chat back 
the role doesn't give you access?
More precisely it was stolen from us and replaced with #utility-roles
sounds good
That’s what I’m saying
Add level 50 chat
I mean to be fair, we didn’t have a lot of event winners back then
We already know how that turned out 
i think its called staff-general now 
Now there’s more of us
Also I guarantee that it won’t be deader than partner chat
is there staff furry roleplay
Yes
it's real..
oh ya
finally conspiracies are correct
I cannot post that
holy shit
there was a secret derg chat
in the history of this server
so ya
why wouldnt it be there
maybe hubert hates his staff and doesnt want them to have fun
no there was
def a staff derg chat
secret one
in the past
nathan is probably a southern maltese
I can't see it
imagine not being northerner
Reshiram
WTH IS SCP 956
i was a moderator at that time, it only got discovered cause Humza got added into it by mistake lol
I JSUT DIED TO IT
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
yikes
5x smaller than london
4km
yea 2x2
god I havent heard humza name in forever now
the old dmod manager one?
yea
yep
😭
imagine being a lot smaller than chicago. Just one major city in the usa
it being 607 km ish
yeah but
it's chicago
noone wants to be chicago
americans are obsessed with size ngl
hmm
What did he delete
it's okay the sentence doesn't make any sense anyway
no idea what he even tried to say
I think the true is for russians or anyone with a large country
in size
or landmass
same is true for canadians
I bet
russians only use 1/5th of their land (generous estimate) they should give the rest to me
well, we do measure things with whatever object we can think of
like hamburgers
pirates love feet?
we could've gotten metric
but why
I'm bigger haha?
because when your whole country is large and you drive from one city to another
your perspective change
it be big
no pirates stole the offical kilogram that was going to the usa
that we were going to switch over
THE Kilogram
they could switch over now but your politicians love feet so they dont
the 1 kilogram
you say that but it is a lot harder than that
would you all switch over to a more efficient measurement
out of the blue
yes
bs
the foot lovers imprint it in your mind at a young age "it is too hard to stop using the splendid foot measurement and start using the evil meter"
I know there will be obstables
do not the foot
hypothetical
what
there are people that do not want to switch over here
just like there will def be people in your own countries that wouldnt as well
if it was reserve
we technically already use that since its the exact same as celsius just with different numbers
human psychology for you
tbf tho we probably wouldn't switch unless all of the eu did
see
fahrenheit sucks even worse
no but that wasn't your actual argument
who decided fahrenheit
it was in line with my argument
"hmm today i will decide this random ass number is water's freezing point and this other one is the boiling point"
it is not that simple
is that how john fahrenheit did it
just saying
what thought went into it
his name is daniel
everyone is john
daniel gabriel lmao
Freezing temp of brine made from a mixture of water, ice, and a salt (had to search this up but it is ammounium chloride) for 0f . While the only limit (Avg human body temp) was the other limit which was set 90f then 96 f. Again. It is not more accurate but ya.
that is what the scales are set to
it is not random per say
that is a random mixture though
the human body temp i understand
Again. I understand that
but it was in 1700's
so it is what it is
I think he did that random mixture to have the freezing point be 32 f imo @eternal rock
it was a Eutectic system so I was right
so even the mixture isnt random/ just more confusing to the avg person

Is Santa not real? Why was there no skibidi on Christmas or new years
Guys someone say yes or no pls
gulp
yes or no pls
yes or no pls
yes or no pls
!maid
@meager slate
Sad
hi
v15.0 the skibidi update
a member of the Staff in the Italian Localized Server died 💔
May the deceased rest in peace.
its been four years since i made this banger and it still rings true
shhhhhhhhhh
Whoes?
👋
Good night everyone
Stay positive
Keep doing good
If things are not working in one direction
Try another direction
literally me rn
Sorry for your loss
I feel sorry for him
I dont do that stuff D:
hat looks way better than a shield
I feel
You should design a better shield for us then :D
fucking hell
rip
every produced American measuring instruments as of yet
this would make concurrent rulers, measuring tape, thermometers, recipes etc useless
The best American measurement unit I've heard is a 10.5" AR15
Hello elevator music
Hello
Sup
Me neither
Hi
Welcome new member
Imperial
@crystal reef did you actually play elevator music in the elevators
I did for months but I got tired of doing it lmao
damn
it's been 9 years since the last scp update
be seen by mtf for 0.1 seconds and your hp disappears
how tf does someone play this lol so confused
how does someone play scp sl in general?
well walking in a circle has not been fruitful so far
red card black card blue card and dark blue card get you out
teal card can open gates to heavy and to entrence
purple card cant do shit
yellow card can do a little more
i seee and i am assuming the scps and creatures spawn between the exits and myself?
scps all spawn in heavy
there is a map?
!guide
Hope this help somewhat
ahhh wonderful thank you
There are layouts that the generator follows to make a seed
also prepare to die
over
and over
and over
and over and over
with atleast 85% of them being unfair
that is my current experience and nobody in voicechat in game is prepared to talk
That is almost any game ever
I dont mind the constant death
its just when a scientist/guard kills me for the 800th time
scp 096 killed me
ah yes
the most bullcrap scp
yet hes so bad
if you think hes present
just look at the floor
for the rest of the maybe 25 minute round

And if you accidentally saw his face just pray
sometimes I play servers that are full of great people and I enjoy it
Because most of the time the skillful players can play 096 good
other times its just tryhard sweats who dont want to have any fun and only want to win
096 relies on the other scps
all the other scps need to guard him
In 70% of the time
Yeah, or just like me. Last time I died in the lift while playing 096. Because from the Christmas tree gave dboi and scientist got a grenade and 018
it's boring to play as 096 imo
HELLLLLLO friends

marx marx marx MARX MARX MARX MARX MARX MARX MARX
hi hi hi HI HI HI HI HI HI HI
and yes he is my favorite kirby character
if you cant tell
queen sectonia true form is just marx true forms moves

He won't ever see this so 
NOEMI!! 
Minor trollge
hope you are doing well friend
It is soon™️
His number 1 hater and best friend

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im glad i have
hello :)
I indeed now have :D
he killed my family
Maybe your family deserved it then lowkey
how dare you
How bout you? :3
good been busy for a while but i try and step in and say hi every once in a while
That's cool 
Hope it's not too busy
it's college so it depends sometime free all week sometime busy from sunday to sunday
Raw kefir 👍🏽
Yogurt parfait with glass packaged honey 👍🏽
Supplements 👍🏽
20 min 190° sauna followed by 15 minute cold bath 👍🏽
Kiwi and apple 👍🏽
Scp brainrot isnt real it cant hurt you
Scp brainrot:
I wish I could wear scp 207
i could eat some anomalous ice cream
I wish I could use scp 432 as a normal closet
Oh yeah @rancid dome how are you finding illuminates
My guy's gonna wear a drink
Honestly, very cool
I wish I could swim in scp 354
I wish I could jump down the middle area of scp 087
The FRV's also pretty fun to drive
Peeling fruit is so beta
I wish I could kill the guy who called it scp 087b
(I just use low gear for easier controls)
I wish I could jump into 162
Honda?
I wish I could wear scp 1993
True, I’ve been getting used to it too. The illuminates are great fun and I can’t wait for them to get a properly established sector in the galaxy
So we can get their big guns in
Fr man
I wish I could become deaf and ring 513 in a public area
Waiting for more stuff to come in atm
I wish I could show scp 096's face to people I personally dont like (like that one mailman that looked at me weird 5 years ago)
I wish I could eat 939s flesh
I wish I could stab 966 to the deaths
I wish I had 5 big whoppers and 5 more big whoppers
I wish I could tell a joke and have scp 504 not attack me
A lot more interesting me thinks
True
Games kinda stale atp but still great with friends
The car on bots and bugs is great fun
Hell yeah man
I wish I could break a hole in the back of scp 3008 or in the side
and see what the hell happens
like would it open an escape portal
or would it just be like a one way entry
Ask scp discussion bro this is general
you talk in general because you want to talk about scp
I talk in general because I want to talk about scp
Kinda sucks tho when the car flips and you cant do anything about it
Should make it so like 3-4 people together can trigger a flip car thing (at least)
True, no way to unflip it is super annoying
I never want to talk about scp here so 
Maybe a secondary weapon that’s just a carjack
Ooooo that's a pretty big sacrifice
There was this "Mechanic" armor passive
Perhaps that may be an idea
Really hope they implement it
Fr 
Maybe they will when they add more vehicles to the game
Still waiting on that APC type car that leaked ages ago
I'm sure they will, like a more armored one
True
And I can’t wait for the motorcycle
Definitely gonna die using it buts its gonna be peak regardless
Waiting for a squadmate to hop in and a freaking voteless comes to your door and murders you 💀
It'd be so much fun xD
Doing flips and allat
Waiting for teammates has gotten me killed so many times as the designated driver I tell you
Dw, that's me as well 😭 🤝 😭
A FRV with a cow catcher on the front and armoured plating would be so cool though
Would make mowing down hoards a breeze
True true
Mowing them feels a bit clunky to me
Sometimes they die, sometimes they just get pushed over to the side
It’s so inconsistent yeah
It’s mostly to do with speed, I’ve noted that you can kill most overseers going 40-50
It’s all about speed really
Oooo now that's good info 
Never took note of how fast to kill something xD
Just go fast to kill
You sent messages like that too often, so it gets auto deleted
!rep @fossil wasp
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who is that
Anyone else having your game stop responding immediately after the northwood logo?
my friend after a billion hours of sl
why are you doxxing him like that
did he agree to you posting his face here
I would be rising from the dead if my emts came in that vehicle
Chicken
@fossil wasp hello
Did scp sl get optimized better in the new update ?!??!?!
Tardigrades are so fucking cool
Yes
The culling system was updated
True .

- guy punches a hole into a wall and tries to wallbang me
- me: fucking Fuzes the wall he's tryna wallbang me from
When old models in the menu will be changed to the new?
We don't have a specific date yet, but it's definitely something the team is aware of!
i might be the luckiest pressure player
i got the multi monster, my wife and mirage in one run
and i won
Can we ban this guy for being more luckier than me
Time for Bullsquid Wisdom!
Tarantulas are relatively harmless, media hypes them up to be to very dangerous, but are really just like sharks, misunderstood!
😤
wtf is shrimp game bro
Funnies
shark competition
Crab game players when Shrimp game walks in:
oh, apparently this one also has a car edited in xD
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this was all in one game
@rancid dome
Bro wasn't quite sneaky xD
nah, just not rendered
ye
😭
Surely you have that clipped :)
no joke tho
i got my first win too
gah damn
hip hip hooray
This man has all the luck in the world
thank god i had 4 sprints, the blacklight and 5 batteries
when a Lawyer says they're suing a company you oughta be worried
yeah, that part can take so long with the RNG of their pathings
:(
one leaves, the other comes in right after
i spent like 5 minutes searching for the last one
a pipe was in the middle of pretty much nowhere
a hiding spot was so far away
unrelated, but this has got to be one of the best 2025 entry
New year comes around and bro starts busting down doors
i dont understand why i went to a locker when the static started
i thought its the game for a second
Not really, they just want the money they were ripped out of
Plus, it's paypal's fault for doing such thing anyway
Like, markliplier said, "There is no truly free things."









