general-chat

[sullen knoll]

K

[stable mirage]

[eternal rock]

Tfw you escape 106 but still die to 096

[eternal rock]

Same vibe :(

[fallow kite]

ZOMBINE

[eternal rock]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3367003200&searchtext=friendly+fire Use this mod to shoot alyx and kill her

[strange trellis]

or use the griefer jesus mod and hope he spawns directly after she says it

[errant hollow]

But why would you shoot alyx

[near estuary]

can i have my svr host role?

[strange trellis]

idk, its funny I guess

[eternal rock]

annoying ass shitstain

[fallow kite]

site 09 is shitty. ownership is kids

[stoic current]

Hmm.

[fallow kite]

?

[stoic current]

Nothing.

[fallow kite]

check dms

[somber raptor]

Yummy

[errant hollow]

She's just your friend dude

If you found alyx annoying you must not be very patient dude

She just says a funny line or two

[idle shard]

alyx is lowkey the goat

she always got hope in her heart and thats what counts 💯

[errant hollow]

Anyways uuuhhh

I want to take about the pac man secret level game/episode

The ghosts?

Are just gorrilas

[idle shard]

I didn't even know that came out

would you recommend it

[tame hollow]

according to eli, more than that

hello reaper

[idle shard]

Hello Joe

[somber raptor]

Soon™️

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-feel-safe-inside-your-house-gif-23597393

[errant hollow]

I'm very aware of "Gordon you have to fuck my daughter"

He does not, however, force you

[errant hollow]

The show came out 3 days ago

And has 8 episodes

If you want to see souless, shallow, slop interpretations of video games, then watch it. If you're expecting something actually good then don't bother

I only watched 2 episodes but it's clear they all follow the same idea

[eternal rock]

game would be better without her talking ALL THE FUCKING TIME

I didn't order a yappucino to-go

[errant hollow]

That's to bad

[strange trellis]

from a scale of original mario movie to 10 how bad of an adaptation is it

[eternal rock]

so that's why the friendly fire mod is the best

[strange trellis]

she doesn't even talk that much...

[eternal rock]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3371032385&searchtext=alyx+falls

And this is also good

[eternal rock]

yes she does

[strange trellis]

you wouldn't last a single conversation irl then

[eternal rock]

irl i can tell people to shut up

[idle shard]

damn and I was kinda looking forward too it too

[errant hollow]

That's rude though

It's so funny the armored core one was so bad

[eternal rock]

we do it all the time

[errant hollow]

Like yeah it had mecha fighting but the main character was stupid

[eternal rock]

noone is offended

[errant hollow]

Ok well idk dude it's video games

She's supposed to be there

Also I'm pretty sure just killing her sometimes will break the game??

[strange trellis]

that's just you being an asshole

[blissful moth]

you were the previous owner of site-09 and your still pissy we kicked you out. cry harder

[tame hollow]

can you take your kindergarden drama to your DMs

[fallow kite]

who are you lol, and yall kicked me out when I DID all the work lol

flow is 16

mask is 13

[orchid kraken]

doxxing for free

[fallow kite]

doxxing

what

[blissful moth]

flow retired

i can agree with that

also, the server was massively upgraded

[fallow kite]

who are you

[fallow kite]

i know

its just kids though

[blissful moth]

i joined sometime after yo uleft

[fallow kite]

I play it every couple of weeks

and troll

all staff is kids

and RP is shitty

[fallow kite]

who are you

[blissful moth]

cpl. allan grey

[fallow kite]

yeah I dont know who you are

[fallow kite]

Why you hate Alyx so much?

[strange trellis]

he thinks she talks too much (she doesn't)

[fallow kite]

You spend with her most of your playtime, so this is pretty normal.

[strange trellis]

the only time I felt she talked too much was when I did the gnome achievement

because he kept falling out of the car

[forest field]

This mod isn't meant to be an attack on Alyx as a character, it's simply meant to promote safety

[blissful moth]

an alt i assume?

[mint nymph]

is this the main chat

oh right

[tame hollow]

I don't like women in video games type shit /s

[somber dagger]

i hope yall know that there isnt any braindead site called site 02 😭 there's area-02 but area-02 containts multiple keter scps just a lie that scp sl developers told us

[forest field]

Site-02 exists but is designed so atrociously that the foundation has simply gaslit all their employees into thinking it doesn't exist

[somber dagger]

i couldnt find on lore

[forest field]

Site-02 isn't an offical facility on the wiki, no

[somber dagger]

so that means its a fandom

[tame hollow]

literally 055

[bold jasper]

how many times do you think that they've used "is crazy" in a title

[tame hollow]

over his entire career?

[somber raptor]

My youtube gaming recap

[fallow kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1257092814576025681/1315728944322056262/image.png?ex=675f0f11&is=675dbd91&hm=f6e638968ec405648afbe496009db65e580a6ed07b78d8142037050042108adc&

[bold jasper]

lets try a month first lol

[tame hollow]

there is a recap???

[bold jasper]

probably 30

[tame hollow]

20 times?

[fallow kite]

finally caught?

hes over

its done

he is over

[somber raptor]

Apparently

[tame hollow]

send a link to the recap website

[somber raptor]

I was as surprised as you when i discovered it

[tame hollow]

its not showing anything for me

[somber raptor]

It's on YT

[tame hollow]

duh

whats the URL

[somber raptor]

No clue i saw it in the mobile app

[fallow kite]

hes done

finally finished

finally over

hes over

its over...

[somber raptor]

Whar happened now

[fallow kite]

the FINALE

[glacial nymph]

sigh

[glacial nymph]

he's done

like

u can't even think of things aren't as those titles

sheesh

[bold jasper]

hes kinda just shitting on people that said "nothing good came from the game awards"

[fallow kite]

oh its this lloser reaper guy....

[somber raptor]

No fucking way Astrobot won GOTY 😭

[subtle sundial]

the scp sl situation is crazy

[idle shard]

he has used "...is crazy" 41 times in his youtube career and "...situation is crazy" 21 times

[idle shard]

I'm providing statistics I should kill you

[fallow kite]

1v1 me jjs

[forest field]

Sid the Science Kid got robbed so hard, smh

[glacial nymph]

somehow all content creator started using these kind of words as a click bait

and works well

[idle shard]

FUCK no I am washed in that game rn

[glacial nymph]

because people are interested in drama

[fallow kite]

you never were good in that game to begin with???

[tame hollow]

those as well

[subtle sundial]

why does it have a face

wtf.

[glacial nymph]

these are bit old things, but i can say they are getting more overused

[fallow kite]

isnt that an one character

from somewhere

that has faces on everything

[somber raptor]

CaseOh won content creator of the year 😭

[fallow kite]

like baseballl

[bold jasper]

inanimate object OC

[fallow kite]

he deserved it tho lol

[glacial nymph]

wait WHAT

[bold jasper]

clearly

[fallow kite]

hes one of the most entertaining creators of this year

[somber raptor]

Yeah

[bold jasper]

you say that like it's a bad thing

[tame hollow]

man has more mass than the youtube servers

[gaunt talon]

Better than the other options on there

[glacial nymph]

best chair for the year

[somber raptor]

But... i didn't even know Content Creator of the Year was a thing The Game Awards did

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/this-u-cat-cat-sleep-arrow-red-arrow-gif-1925918763834851563

[subtle sundial]

caseoh more like caseohio. lol

only in ohio

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/loomcraft-loomcrafts-loomcraft-outdoor-loomcraft-outdoor-furniture-bhubaneswar-gif-17358543

[fallow kite]

they had to deliver it to his house tho if he got up everyone would die from the earthquake ❤️

[tame hollow]

I wish man

[somber raptor]

LoL won best eSports game i'm officially killing whoever decided that

[fallow kite]

well yea?

[glacial nymph]

there's nothing wrong with CaseOh, he's just a nice guy, people should stop judging him that much, ain't funny

[fallow kite]

LoL is the biggest esports game

no doubt

[true sky]

league of legends as an esport game. what a joke

[subtle sundial]

can we make scp sl competitive

[idle shard]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-goku-goku-mad-goku-dbs-dbs-gif-11120329515669448575

[fallow kite]

its esports scene is legit one of the best ones

[somber raptor]

Fr

[fallow kite]

even if you dont like league to begin with

[idle shard]

pipe down I was a mean gojo

[somber raptor]

And they won against CS2, DotA 2 and Valorant

[true sky]

league of the legends

[fallow kite]

you get folded in an instant against my hakari

[compact dock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1121813063125979246/1313827134061543544/small.gif

[idle shard]

but I will never touch him again cause I'm not homeless

[fallow kite]

no matter if you were at your prime or not..

[somber raptor]

Counter-Strike

[fallow kite]

counter strike is nowhere close

[true sky]

Counter the strike

[fallow kite]

Esports games sucks

sorry to say loll

[idle shard]

I severly doubt that

[fallow kite]

the shit that league does for the entrances

is alone to surpass cs2 esports

[tame hollow]

csgo > cs2

i hate what they did to my favourite game

[compact dock]

The thing that annoys me about eSports is that no one takes risks anymore so cool shit rarely happens

It's just not overly entertaining to watch

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/faker-league-of-legends-lol-goat-faker-league-of-legends-gif-3875876592446676033

cant deny my goat

[somber raptor]

NaVi being nominated for best eSports team is crazy

[tame hollow]

is he doing k-pop?

[fallow kite]

Changing pshysic in esports games should be illegal.

[true sky]

who this dude

[somber raptor]

They absolutely ate shit last major

[true sky]

only thing great with cs2 is the engine

[somber raptor]

Faker

[true sky]

otherwise csgo is better

[somber raptor]

Some lol player

[tame hollow]

partially yes

[fallow kite]

In some way

[tame hollow]

game still feels jank as fuck

[fallow kite]

But isn't Source 2 still in beta?

[tame hollow]

it just doesn't feel like home anymore

and its not because of the graphics

[true sky]

It released same time as half life alyx

So not really beta

[fallow kite]

"Released"

[somber raptor]

True

[fallow kite]

Why no Source 2 Filmmaker then?

[tame hollow]

WHY NOT TF3 I ASK

[somber raptor]

Valve decided to make something useful with S2 and they ended up wrecking shit

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/engineer-red-soldier-blu-blue-gif-8153977137528090916

[fallow kite]

Not worth of releasing Team Fortress 3.

[somber raptor]

Also when the fuck are they announcing the steam awards winners

Or the nominees

[tame hollow]

No diamond coin

[fallow kite]

I hope never, this event sucks.

[somber raptor]

Who u think is gonna win

Spirit or FaZe?

[tame hollow]

Spirit

my first guess was vitality

but they lost against faze unfortunately

[somber raptor]

Same

[true sky]

hl alyx

[somber raptor]

I made the same exact predictions

[tame hollow]

lol

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/csgo-counter-strike-global-offensive-funny-jump-piyuv-gif-20437031

[tame hollow]

just waiting for the finals to be over so I can claim my tokens

assuming they play on maps worth using the tokens on

[somber raptor]

Cobble ain't in the game yet so no AWP Dragon Lore

[pallid rock]

are the flamingos in the game?

[somber raptor]

Not yet

[tame hollow]

true, however, desert hydra and ak sadam hussein are also worth

[pallid rock]

womp womp

[tame hollow]

bro is flexing

[somber raptor]

Wait fyn AK Sadam Hussein

[calm crown]

such a mid skin

[tame hollow]

gold arabesque

[calm crown]

i fw the gold arabesque

[true sky]

average cs2 flexer

[eternal rock]

Because it is annoying and the worst character

[somber raptor]

Not even that good of a skin

[subtle sundial]

it

[somber raptor]

Mecha Industries better

[tame hollow]

ok so, we got a few with bloodsports and asiimov ak's

hm

[fallow kite]

Skins are for childs

[tame hollow]

they really fucked the asiimov on the AK

its not lookin good

[fallow kite]

Like you?

[calm crown]

with that money and gloves

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life2-linkin-park-it-starts-with-one-thing-hl2-hl2meme-gif-25759099

[calm crown]

he could have bought the sunset storm

[somber raptor]

Just buy an Ice Coaled like me and call it a day

[tame hollow]

I like the code red more as well

[eternal rock]

barney is more sexually attractive anyway

[true sky]

freeman lore

[eternal rock]

(the half life community is holding me at gunpoint to say this)

[somber raptor]

It looks even worse than the one he has ngl

[tame hollow]

I own 2 or 3

[calm crown]

sunset storm is a good skin

[tame hollow]

^

[fallow kite]

The Half Life community need to get some jobs and grow up finally.

[somber raptor]

Nice skin but i still prefer the Mecha Industries

[eternal rock]

096 is loud af just dont look at him

[somber raptor]

Damn u a collector or sum?

[calm crown]

mecha industries is okay

[tame hollow]

:D

[eternal rock]

Can't, we are stuck at Half our Lifes

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/big-snoopa-borzoi-gif-18488820

[fallow kite]

Why 4 skins for same weapon?

[calm crown]

i should have bought a bloodsport when i was 13

[eternal rock]

1 skin is enough

[fallow kite]

I don't understand you gamers.

[tame hollow]

nah

[true sky]

mone

[eternal rock]

you are in the discord server of a game

you are one of us

[fallow kite]

I'm not.

[brazen pond]

does ANYONE know how to stop the rubber banding in the beta test

[fallow kite]

I don't play this game.

[tame hollow]

I am still pissed that gold stickers of RMR 2020 and Paris 2023 are worth fucking nothing

[true sky]

you need to jump in water

[true sky]

wait aabout 10 years

[tame hollow]

Oh I'll be waiting

https://tenor.com/view/aight-yeah-sounds-good-to-me-uff-okay-gif-16247969

[true sky]

just sell it

[calm crown]

rent it

no balls

[still wigeon]

open

[tame hollow]

BRO

ID LOOSE SO MUCH MONEY

[true sky]

You got it via buying or weekly reward

[calm crown]

[tame hollow]

bought it a year or so ago

[calm crown]

i dropped a bravo case

traded it for deagle pilot

pilot skin went up

[tame hollow]

I don't collect but I do also invest in cases

[fallow kite]

CS:GO?

[tame hollow]

yes

[fallow kite]

Why?

[tame hollow]

who wants a souvenir skin

[eternal rock]

Why are you in the SCP SL server then

[fallow kite]

Mind your bussines.

[eternal rock]

ONE OF US

[fallow kite]

Sell this all, buy another Valve Index.

[tame hollow]

[fallow kite]

Sell Valve Index.

Get a REAL money.

This is what we are living for.

[calm crown]

i bought like

[mighty lodge]

dont sell this
give it all out to your grandchildren as your inheritance when it all goes up in price

[calm crown]

25 of them in 2020 when they were worth 50 cents, opened them all

😭

[tame hollow]

I make enough a month to fuel my gambling addiction

[calm crown]

i wanted to get the deagle

[tame hollow]

no worries

[tame hollow]

they are worth nothing

like 3 cents a piece

[fallow kite]

Cure your addiction.

Gambling isn't funny

[mighty lodge]

you know how much prices are gonna go up in like idk 50 years?

the steam inflation

[tame hollow]

okay 4 cents

[fallow kite]

Or go to real casino.

[calm crown]

also @tame hollow wanna hear me scream

[tame hollow]

sure

[fallow kite]

🗣️

[calm crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/819852638261739597/1194330717858050178/Counter-strike_2_2024.01.09_-_17.55.55.02.DVR_-_Trim.mp4?ex=675f10a8&is=675dbf28&hm=6d91933b11a113657619995de3e6fdc01f4325cd9bc047adff05e5d0cd326dde&

[mighty lodge]

10k a month or more

[tame hollow]

bro doing the freaky ahh

[mighty lodge]

is that worth alot

idk

[calm crown]

i did cream a lil bit

[fallow kite]

xD

[calm crown]

i sold it for 800 uk pounds

🌞

[somber raptor]

Hand wraps 💀

[mighty lodge]

WHAT

[fallow kite]

WHAAAAAA

[somber raptor]

Gimme

[fallow kite]

WOWOOWOW

HOW THIS IS EVEN LEGAL?

[calm crown]

i CANT i spent it all on airsoft

[mighty lodge]

go to a real casino

[calm crown]

NO

[fallow kite]

BASED

[mighty lodge]

yes

[calm crown]

casinos are the devil

[somber raptor]

Did you get a Chaos Insurgent outfit and AK with Dovetail?

[calm crown]

you actually have a chance to win back stuff in cs

[fallow kite]

This is what normies want you to think

[calm crown]

no i made my ready or not character irl tho

[true sky]

that straight balls

[mighty lodge]

99% of gamblers quit before hitting it big

[calm crown]

i'll send a pic in #media-posts

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/salute-lebron-james-goat-starting-5-honor-gif-8026843632139580942

[somber raptor]

Now make Chaos Insurgent outfit (new one)

[true sky]

Guys

[fallow kite]

If you are living in civilization then you can also win in casino.

[true sky]

we need

cosmetics in SL

[fallow kite]

Black Jack is pro tip.

[mighty lodge]

add battle pass and skin crates to scp sl

[true sky]

i want Com 18 Fade

[mighty lodge]

devs need more money

the game is free

kinda crazy there arent any microtransactions already

[somber raptor]

^^

[true sky]

yeah add cosmetics

[fallow kite]

If they add some shop to SL i will go to the russian side of power

[mighty lodge]

add skins to scps

[fallow kite]

and start cheating.

[tame hollow]

not that much bro

[mighty lodge]

i have never seen a russian chat and i play on russian servers

[fallow kite]

He is from Syria.

[true sky]

Alright buddy too far

[tame hollow]

let me finish my game to open two more gallery cases

I havent unboxed shit in ages

[mighty lodge]

i love the russian official server
when you hit 350 hours in summary on their servers you get a reserved slot and can always join the match even if its 25/25

[tame hollow]

ok lies

yesterday I pulled a battle gaben neo noir UMP

[fallow kite]

I hate games, i lost to much money for them.

[somber raptor]

I don't make enough a month to fuel my CS2 collection

[somber raptor]

Guess i'll just 🇷🇴

[fallow kite]

I feel like a biggest shit in the world for being that stupid kiddo.

[true sky]

Open case and gift the skin to someone in need

[tame hollow]

sneed

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-dr-gregory-house-dr-gregory-gif-13514172004559334125

[fallow kite]

I have 3 months to learn Python.

Cmon gamers, give me Python Pills.

[mighty lodge]

do u live in america

[true sky]

he does

i think

[fallow kite]

He doesn't

[tame hollow]

I do

[calm crown]

unlucky

[somber raptor]

Or i could start dropshipping or some shit

[true sky]

Virgin island

[calm crown]

infinitely more chance on cs than casinos

i did get 3 other golds (2 unboxed, 1 gifted to me for free) but i traded them

[fallow kite]

Did you know how Casino is working?

You just need a system bro

[tame hollow]

I love the nova sometimes

[mighty lodge]

life is like a casino

[tame hollow]

kekw

[calm crown]

ur chance to win at slots are like 1/5000

[mighty lodge]

is that the ntf from scp sl

[fallow kite]

Is not.

[calm crown]

on cs its 1/450 to get a gold

[fallow kite]

Casino are your choices.

Life is not.

[tame hollow]

bro

how old are you

like deadass

[fallow kite]

25

[tame hollow]

[fallow kite]

Gamble for life

[somber raptor]

1/381

[true sky]

playin on casual matchs....

[somber raptor]

Exactly why i'll kms 👍

[true sky]

grrr black bars stupid ultrawide

[wild frost]

No.

[calm crown]

ur actually lying

[fallow kite]

It's not the reason to do that

[calm crown]

arent you my age

[fallow kite]

It's nothing bad that fact of living isn't your choice

This is chance, gift from god.

[calm crown]

it's God's will

[tame hollow]

YOOO I FORGOT

MY FOODS ALMOST READY

[calm crown]

awesome sauce

[wild frost]

dont eat bats, they give you covid

[tame hollow]

honey garlic wings and a hamburger

[fallow kite]

This is why suicide is something bad in most of religious.

[fallow kite]

You are wasting gift from god.

[fallow kite]

Covid is worst thing in my life.

[calm crown]

the point of living is literally to live, if you voluntarily stop that it goes against the nature of existance

[wild frost]

top ten reason not to eat bats

[calm crown]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[fallow kite]

Bible writing:

[tame hollow]

taking out the top fragger with nova shots is so fucking fun

HE WENT SPECTATOR

[wild frost]

the odds of us being born is 1 in 400 trillion

[calm crown]

aren't you jewish

[fallow kite]

Jews doesn't deny bible.

[calm crown]

old testament yes

[wild frost]

deny*

[calm crown]

new testament?

[fallow kite]

sorry

[wild frost]

new testicle yes

[fallow kite]

It's depends on point of view.

[somber raptor]

Hm

[fallow kite]

We don't get bible to serious.

[wild frost]

tell that to a german

[somber raptor]

What do you think would be the best product for dropshipping

[wild frost]

lamps

[calm crown]

Because as far as I'm aware you guys see Jesus as a false messiah and Mary as something that I cannot describe

[somber raptor]

what the fu

[fallow kite]

Cancer-giving plastic toys

[calm crown]

but okay i didn't know you took it into consideration

[wild frost]

trust the process

[tame hollow]

fidget spinners

[calm crown]

those shitty aliexpress all in one cleaners

[somber raptor]

Didnt those die like 5 years ago

[calm crown]

i actually need one

[tame hollow]

just follow the most recent tiktok trend in your country to profit

[calm crown]

2016 wasnt 5 years ago lil bro

[somber raptor]

Buy it from me

[somber raptor]

😭

[fallow kite]

The fact of being Israelite isn't mean that someone is believer.

[calm crown]

good thing my life sucked from 2015-2020 at least im not caught by nostalgiabait

[somber raptor]

My life always sucke

Now more than ever

[calm crown]

yeah but you said in that one "are jews allowed" about joining a server so i thought you were one

[fallow kite]

Also if you getting those things to serious then all Jews that live in Israels are renounces of yahweh.

It depends, some Jews belive that only god can give them a country.

[calm crown]

Most of the ones I know follow that point

They told me It's the Messiah that is supposed to create a nation not mankind

[rough wing]

I'm Muslim

[calm crown]

Same

[tame hollow]

what if I saw ew

[calm crown]

⁉️

[fallow kite]

Say "Hi".

[tame hollow]

I am not too fond of overly religious people

bad experience

[gaunt talon]

Weren't they a 2017 thing

[rough wing]

It would be mean for me to insult an arrogant person back

[calm crown]

I mean yeah tell that to the terrorist that my dad shot in the 90s

[fallow kite]

Religous are losing on popularity.

[tame hollow]

your dad shot a terrorist?

holy based?

[fallow kite]

Ireland is a good example.

[calm crown]

he was in the army during the civil war

[tame hollow]

[calm crown]

which one

[tame hollow]

gallery

[calm crown]

do it

u will get the purple m4

[tame hollow]

NOT AGAIN

This revolver looks so ass

[calm crown]

unlucky

mango

those who know

[tame hollow]

[fallow kite]

Good not the Islamist.

[calm crown]

rename it to sissy hypno

[tame hollow]

I swear, the best pull i had in the last weeks was my AK charm and the stat m4 mw turbine

[lunar sonnet]

why won't my game open, it's just a black screen

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-gif-23501265

[calm crown]

yeah there's a difference actually

[fallow kite]

Sissy hypno 24h goon cringy stupid videos

[chilly vault]

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-weapons-guy-sfm-source-filmmaker-tf2-team-fortress-2-gif-11014657718923239901

[fallow kite]

Of course there is.

[lunar sonnet]

bro if my game doesn't get off of this black screen imma crash out

[fallow kite]

Islamist are extremists.

[rough wing]

I'm not a terrorist, I am whatever the hell this is

[calm crown]

turkicbros we're so back

[rough wing]

I love making incomprehensible memes like these

[gaunt talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1307488323480322168/lv_0_20241117003113.gif

[calm crown]

i forgot that turkish actually used the arabic script

[somber raptor]

I'm blue

[calm crown]

how do you get a color

[gaunt talon]

You are red

[calm crown]

i dont wanna be piss color

[somber raptor]

Get level 50 or boost

[rough wing]

I made sure that's the ottoman Arabic script, that's why it looks different from normal arabic

It's Turkish in Arabic alphabet

[tame hollow]

laughs in max level

[fallow kite]

Max levels should get some life.

[somber raptor]

I am piss yellow

[fallow kite]

Get some bitches.

[calm crown]

👀

[tame hollow]

I've been here since 2018

[gaunt talon]

Billions must become piss yellow

[tame hollow]

lmao

[rough wing]

I can't take you seriously with that pfp

[calm crown]

i have that one but its fortnite splash

[somber raptor]

(Piss yellow is Sunglow not Sandy Yellow)

[novel gorge]

wait that's glass..

[somber raptor]

(Unless you're me then your pee is Papaya Orange)

[rough wing]

(My pee is red)

[novel gorge]

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/3/38/Jarate.png/250px-Jarate.png

[rough wing]

(Geen)

[gaunt talon]

Flowers will grow

[calm crown]

this means kidneys are shutting down

https://tenor.com/view/koffa-house-md-gregory-house-house-eric-foreman-gif-3254275732664605731

[tame hollow]

its lupus

[somber raptor]

Did you try the medicine drug

[fallow kite]

Get some bitches.

[calm crown]

after watching a gazillion clips i'm actually finishing the show

i binged season 3 and 4 in one day

(my most important math exam is in 2 days)

[fallow kite]

IT HURT

IT HURT WHEN I PEE

[somber raptor]

How

[rough wing]

He is gorgeous

[fallow kite]

site-09 is ass no?

[rough wing]

Mouse bites

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-medic-tf2medic-tf2meet-the-medic-birds-gif-23358692

[calm crown]

i was 65% done season 3 to be fair

[somber raptor]

Makes sense

[tame hollow]

dont need to, i they come on their own

[rough wing]

I've practically been indoctrinated into pan-turkic ideology by my girlfriend

I do not regret this at all

[calm crown]

hate to break it to you but pan-turkism really wont work with turkiye

[rough wing]

I know

It's not possible

[calm crown]

its like pan arabism but including regions like north africa or northern levant countries (syria, iraq)

[rough wing]

But it's nice to dream, isn't it?

[calm crown]

trve...

[eternal rock]

If that was real TF2 a sniper would've headshot him immediately

[fallow kite]

Was lying, be a knight of the god temple, stay clear for ever.

🗣️

[calm crown]

also how does he uber with the quickfix

literally unwatchable

[somber raptor]

If that was CS2 a cheater would have wallbang headshotted him before the door opened

[fallow kite]

What is the genesis of this achievement?

[eternal rock]

AWP, deagle or scout

[somber raptor]

Gabe newell actually launched a gnome into space

[strange trellis]

gaben launched an actual gnome into space

like irl

[eternal rock]

Gabe newell shot a gnome into space

[calm crown]

HE ACTUALLY DID?????

i thought this was a bit but no he actually did

[somber raptor]

Yes

[rocky adder]

https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/gabe-newell-has-blasted-gnome-chompski-into-space

[calm crown]

goodbye gnome

[rocky adder]

https://tenor.com/view/jiggy-jolly-get-jiggy-get-jolly-get-jolly-with-it-gif-13651478034157223092

[fallow kite]

Christmas is a far capitalism way to earn money on society.

I love Christmas.

I'm far capitalist.

Christmas is a fat capitalism way to earn money on society

thats what you said

yeah i missed key.

[chilly vault]

im a jolly fellow thru and thru

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-jolly-cat-voices-the-voices-gif-16511308824253352356

[eternal rock]

grinch

[vivid crypt]

what type of tomfoolery do you guys think hubert will do in the next update?

bruh

[chilly vault]

scp 999 and scp 682 of course

[chilly vault]

:)

[vivid crypt]

ok better

[vivid crypt]

that seems like a very hubert thing

maybe a secret CASSIE phrase disguised as a normal phrase

[lethal scroll]

SHOOT THE BABIES
(THEN STOMP THEIR CORPSES FOR MONEY)

[iron dagger]

its actually so goated

[calm crown]

my friend is coming over in february

he also watches house md so we're gonna rp wilson and house by having say gex

[iron dagger]

wow uh

thats nice?

[eternal rock]

gex

[somber raptor]

Why is there a karen language and why does it have tits

[eternal rock]

what

[eternal rock]

some of those are cancerous with tumours

wtf

[warm lichen]

is christmas update out

[eternal rock]

it will release when hubert turns into cj from gta

[warm lichen]

when will that happen

[eternal rock]

when he gets cursed by a GTA fanboy

[warm lichen]

oooohhh
ok

[eternal rock]

Take initiative

Curse hubert to become CJ

[fallow kite]

I got the trolli linux edition

[merry glade]

yummy linux ouenguin,,,,,,,,

[cinder sapphire]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[cinder sapphire]

@tough tapir

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[cinder sapphire]

sweep time

[tough tapir]

🕷️

[cinder sapphire]

you two

[tough tapir]

spider time

formaldehyde fish one

[cinder sapphire]

spider time was yesterday

there is no spiders today.

[tough tapir]

and there was spiders

And timeless saw that it was good

So he made more spiders

[orchid kraken]

This shit so real

Instead of
U retarded i said once
I retardrd

[torn chasm]

Hey guys its me, John S Laboratory

[gaunt talon]

Dear god

[torn chasm]

They're trying to silence me

Ong

[glossy coyote]

I disagree

[torn chasm]

Dont listen to their lies, it is I, John S Laboratory, The original owner of SCPSL (I am not impersonating anyone, this is clearly a gag, a mere trick used for humour please dont nuke me)

[gaunt talon]

Remove 096

[torn chasm]

They took away my power, they dethroned me, thats why I am the former owner of SCPSL. I am John S Laboratory and this is my story. (Once again, I do not state to be the owner nor a former owner out right, this is a mere gag. Please dont blow me up.)

[subtle sundial]

hello im the real owner of scp sl

[gaunt talon]

Can you delete the entire game

It hurt 💔

[subtle sundial]

on it

[torn chasm]

on gyat

[hidden merlin]

uhhh

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925855860557746267/1178185466672066651/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp_2.gif

[torn chasm]

wrong

only anger

[hidden merlin]

oh

[torn chasm]

grrr

me hate

[hidden merlin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/799673625568346168/992643381656301598/pvzreaction.gif

[ruby urchin]

make the bots capable of fighting other players

and make sure its a specific player

https://tenor.com/view/richtofen-cod-zombies-jumpscare-gif-24215474

[sleek estuary]

embed fail

[strong dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473062374400589828/1290729652507115520/Jhq0V8ivuNt006Kr.mov?ex=675f1429&is=675dc2a9&hm=6ca3b49247ec8b12eede4578c8dbc7655686e4b25da00aaef5ab7feb9f5ea31e&

[warped magnet]

I love Christmas!!!

[stable wadi]

grr i hate christmas

[fossil oxide]

is this part of a nitro thing or a new Discord feature?

[stable wadi]

prolly nitro feature

[fossil oxide]

judging by the icon, it also must be experimental

[stable wadi]

i don't think discord would be that generous

[fossil oxide]

ye my server has lvl 1 boost too

I'm pretty sure it's experimental tho

[stable wadi]

it's probably the boost then

[fossil oxide]

never seen it before

[stable wadi]

lemme check

[gilded timber]

Server boosting feature, I guess they just added some UI to let people know we have it unlocked

[fossil oxide]

now that you mention it

[stable wadi]

def server boost

[fossil oxide]

it indeed does increase the quality of streaming on voice channels

it's part of boosting the server

looks fancy

[stable wadi]

very

[honest junco]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1174362823632109679/1174394260678770828/SPOILER_SPOILER_coolanimegirl.webm?ex=675f0be2&is=675dba62&hm=ea3a965a8e2e93b414f20e1e44a8a994632f7a66bd6c9bb9458f80ec0f975fbc&

[strong dune]

@wild shuttle

[fallow kite]

Isn't these size dynamic webm's banable?

[strong dune]

What?

[wild shuttle]

ZERO TWO MENTIONED RAHHH

https://tenor.com/view/zero-two-anime-gif-11421714

coolanimegirl

ayyy

whoever made that video knows what's up

anyway back to meme zone

[jolly arrow]

Soo I have heard update 14 will release next weak what???

Let’s gooooo

[sleek estuary]

they are lying to you

there is no confirmed date of coming out of beta

[strong dune]

You know something…

[vivid crypt]

guys

is the strat in testroom to jump into the window have changed

or the testroom's colisions changed at all?

[vivid crypt]

AAAAAHHH HEEELP HOW

Oh thank god

I fixed it

[strong dune]

You can walk on walls in the test room

[vivid crypt]

wait fr?

look at this https://www.reddit.com/r/SCPSecretLab/comments/1hdnrd2/you_can_make_the_test_room_bridge_jump_without/

people are saying that the info is useless

just because its not the beta

what do you think?

[vivid crypt]

Man they be gaslighting you

[jolly arrow]

No it’s real

Had a talk with one of the kids

[vivid crypt]

Prove it then

[jolly arrow]

Mods

[vivid crypt]

Mods don't know everything about the updates

[jolly arrow]

And you do or what

L

[vivid crypt]

!rep dentytxr

[snow umbra]

You have just given @sleek estuary a reputation point!

[tame hollow]

Who should I rep today

[vivid crypt]

how am i supposed to know when the update is?

[tame hollow]

Oh I know

!rep @tardy walrus

[jolly arrow]

Report me pls

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tardy walrus a reputation point!

[vivid crypt]

wait try hubertmoszka

missed opportunity to do tomfoolery

[gilded timber]

Don't ping Hubert please!

[tame hollow]

@steep summit ily

[gilded timber]

Banned

[steep summit]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-cat-gif-16691247748092124502

[honest junco]

help

[tame hollow]

Yooooo

[honest junco]

santa is drunk and getting arrested

[tame hollow]

Hi hubert

[honest junco]

i shot an officer

[steep summit]

hi joe

[tame hollow]

Hows you day/night

[steep summit]

working on micro

😭

[tame hollow]

based?

[vivid crypt]

...

That was unexpected

[tame hollow]

I took a 3am shower

[honest junco]

hi hubert

[tame hollow]

:D

[steep summit]

on Jeff specifically

[tame hollow]

JeffDead

[vivid crypt]

NEW EMOTE CONFIRMED!?!?

[tame hollow]

Lets gaslight people into creepy pasta jeffdead

Make up lore

To confuse people

Oh, reminds me

When I come to poland next year

I'll bring a bottle of Kirsch

To drink with ya

[gilded timber]

Genuine question, where do you get all this travel money

[tame hollow]

Working

[vivid crypt]

tax evasion

[polar spade]

Jeff dead?

[gilded timber]

I always feel like you are going somewhere

[polar spade]

[steep summit]

yes

[tame hollow]

I make shy of 2.5 grand a month with minimal expenses. Okay, this year was different because moving out and buying an entire flat full of furniture plus repairs

But next year I have plans

Visit the states and poland

Maybe sweden as well

And belgium

[steep summit]

poland 💪

[tame hollow]

To say hi to quincy

And beat him at bowling

[vivid crypt]

Guys kind of unrelated but we need custom weapons and items

[tame hollow]

Wanted to travel to italy this year again :(

Naples is lovely in summer

[vivid crypt]

Like with their own model and stuff

[tame hollow]

Lemme fetch a pic

[gilded timber]

I did an Italy roadtrip in a camper earlier this year, probably one of the favourite places I've been in so far

Since moving so close to the EU it's been really cool to try and explore all of it

Australia was a little isolated

[vivid crypt]

dont let geoguessr pros find this 🙏

[tame hollow]

Its near naples

Not hard to find

Just short of a 2min walk to the herculanuem

[tame hollow]

Niiice

[vivid crypt]

I somehow cooked steam so much it just runs steam webhelper

[gilded timber]

Did you get haggled much in Rome?

It felt like there was someone on every corner

[tame hollow]

Not at all

People tend to not talk to me on trips, only a handful tried to offer me water the first time I was in rome

[vivid crypt]

how did I-?

[sterile plover]

https://imgur.com/socchQU

[tame hollow]

on the other hand, I am a bit on the taller and built side so maybe they left me alone of this?

Ooooor it could be "leave me the fuck alone" default stare I equip each day

[tame hollow]

In a sense of?

[gilded timber]

Maybe I just looked to much like a tourist

[gilded timber]

Offering water, a fan or a power bank

[tame hollow]

Oh yeah no, like three guys attempted that

I have my helly hansen backpack with me on all trips

Holds a fuckton of stuff and is quite nice

plus, theres like a water fountain every couple hundred meters

Did you try em?

[gilded timber]

Can't say I did

Since we had a camper we could store a ton of stuff in that and just take a light day pack around

Which included plenty of water

[gilded timber]

Lucky, only real bad thing about that place I found

Italian is my favourite food by far

[tame hollow]

If anyone wants to check out this VR/Panorama shot

[tame hollow]

Almost any major city has them so far, maybe I can find a video again

[zinc olive]

Open partnership applications

I beg

[tame hollow]

If you ever go to rome again, tell me

I know just the spot

[zinc olive]

Ill pay a gazillion dollars

[gilded timber]

Deal

[gilded timber]

Looking likely, so I'll let you know

[tame hollow]

cool

[gilded timber]

This looks delicious btw

[tame hollow]

There we go

I used to go to these every other hour to fill up on water and wet my facial hair

You cant imagine how great it feels when the entire face stays cool

[silent olive]

wat

[gilded timber]

I do think I remember seeing them, not sure I ever used them though

I'll have to try them when I go back

[tame hollow]

Wat

[gilded timber]

Funny part is, I was never supposed to be in Rome in the first place

I lost my passport and needed to visit the embassy

[silent olive]

how does water taste good

[tame hollow]

Water can taste different depending on water hardness and mineral amount

Also on gases

If you try tap water in sweden, it will taste differently in the UK and in Spain

Tap water is usually collected via ground water reserves

so location changes = different 'ingredients'

[cosmic flare]

Wild Lucid lore drop

[full pond]

I personally prefer mango nectar

best drink imo

[tame hollow]

Iced Tea

or hot cocoa

depending on season

[full pond]

the golden circle one btw

hot cocoa is ehh

its never cold enough to have hot cocoa for me

[cosmic flare]

Oooh yes, I have some in the fridge now. But normally I just drink monster

[full pond]

I mean my second favourite would be blue V

i dunno why

it tastes like a liquid icypole

[tame hollow]

Let me guess

White monster

[cosmic flare]

Ummmm....

(how did you know)

[tame hollow]

I am all knowing

[cosmic flare]

Praise be Joe, the one who knows all.

[tame hollow]

Joeism

Guys

Have you ever participated in secret santa

Like at school or between friends

hell even work

[cosmic flare]

I do it with friends every year why?

[vivid crypt]

Joe you must ping me if you ever ping Hubert Doorszka

[tame hollow]

Just need an opinion

[vivid crypt]

(you'll get the joke later)

[tame hollow]

Is it funny if I pack my gifts into an RTX 3090 original box and paper wrap that one too

[cosmic flare]

depends on who youre getting gifts for

[tame hollow]

A random guy i've never met

I am in a huge community

Of like

100.000 people

[cosmic flare]

Maybe not then lol

[tame hollow]

And we do random secret santa

And we're all asshats to each other

In a good way

So trolling commences

In the past years I put my shit into XBOX One S and X cartons

They had a huge laugh each time

[cosmic flare]

Fair, if its customary

sounds like laughs tbf

[vivid crypt]

Joe Its an obligation

yes or yes

[tame hollow]

Aka

Last year I even made hard candy in the looks of Blue Crystal Meth

[strong dune]

I wonder why you did that

[tame hollow]

I wanted to try out candy making

Its quite fun!

[strong dune]

Right

Candy making

[tame hollow]

The other year I pranked the guy who wanted a PS4 controller

Printed a 1:1 out of PLA in my 3D Printer, just to hide a real one in a box

[tame hollow]

Yes

[strong dune]

Doesn’t it cut your mouth

[tame hollow]

Its hard candy

It kinda melts in your mouth

The pieces arent that sharp

Even added blueberry flavor

:D

[lethal scroll]

Iirc that's just rock candy, same as in the show

[strong dune]

Right

Candy

[surreal inlet]

GUYS

IM TAKING A DUMP RN

[surreal inlet]

Breaking bad

[sinful obsidian]

watch scp sl videos while taking a shit

giggle, and shit

[warped magnet]

Peak poetry 🔥

[inland condor]

Guys is it just me or is dyno sending links

[lethal scroll]

getting new MJ music before getting GTA 6 was not something I was expecting

[north ledge]

Meth rocks

Oh you mentioned that

Oh well

[fossil oxide]

oh damn so it's a new feature after all

[fallow kite]

crystal meth

can I get some

[pearl shard]

What the hell is that

[fallow kite]

Discord rolling out new features

For temp nitro effects

[pearl shard]

Does it also cost money

[fallow kite]

no

They're from quests

Along with maybe free nitro for a day with a quest

Here and there

[fossil oxide]

not sure but a friend of mine just splashed it while on call lol

[vivid crypt]

time for achievement hunting boys

[fallow kite]

Good luck

[vivid crypt]

bro i got fucking cuffed by a guard

[fallen violet]

when is the proper christmas update coming

?

[vivid crypt]

probably 20th of the month

[fallen violet]

ok

[tame hollow]

You should know me better cyn

[glossy coyote]

actual banger of a meme

[glacial nymph]

!rep @glossy coyote

[snow umbra]

You have just given @glossy coyote a reputation point!

[fallen violet]

i just had to update scp sl?

[glacial nymph]

you spot it, scotty!

[half fulcrum]

Real

[inland condor]

Yes

[tranquil marsh]

fr

[dapper plover]

huh

[fallow kite]

I am about to order food anyone got any recommendations