#general-chat
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Stop lying

This went too far
Its already the 26th
WHY DOES MY GIF NOT WORK
I will tell the truth
i heard it's 26th at 15:00
Open beta is a myth
hello <@&992161635290595391>
yap yap yap yap yap
My eyes are gone
Myb gang
im having sl connection problems, what should i do?
why did your gif compress back
I removed embed
lol
why do you think it happened
MY PALMS ARE SWEATY KNEEWS WEAK ARMS ARE HEAVY THERE IS VOMIT ON THE SWEATER ALREADY MOMS SPAGETTI
Im skibidi
ragdoll jumpscare lol
DEAR NORTHWOOD RELEASE UPDATE NOW OR I WILL NEED TO INTEREFERE
i know people
mention wah
look for the gummy bear album in stores on november 13th
Mention
dear mod please play Fortnite with me
sur
hm?
auro
shoulds I stick em boss?
release update
what mod?
Be patient please
that's what i'm saying
auro
Auro
oh lol
the server maid
are you a reddit admin and a discord mod?
public beta in 1 month
it says the specified host is not avalible
Not a maid 
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE PATIENT IF AN UPDATE IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER
ZEUUUUUUUUUUUUS
!maid
@meager slate 
Thats exactly how
auro your aura is too powerful
discord mod status got me like
I AM LITERALLY WAITING

I don’t even have a pc rn
The 14.0 Patreon Beta is currently open to Patreon Tier 3 (Research Supervisor) subscribers and above.
Purchase a Tier: https://www.patreon.com/c/hubertmoszka/membership
Guide - Accessing the Beta: https://scpslgame.com/beta-branch-access/
Guide - Connecting Discord: https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-gb/articles/212052266-Getting-Discord-access
Beta Key portal: https://patreon.scpslgame.com/

If you want we can ughh umh date
why did i think that was food 💀
Stay calm and wait
ill hunt you down

this thing looks like food lmao
Looks like soap to me
It does not
Skull skull skull
aurora how long do we need to wait approx
Yap yap yap
idk like 20 hrs
WHAT
December
not a dev
~one day ish
yep, he has no control whatsoever on the updates i believe
is there any approximate dates for release?
shall the northwood feel the wrath of my weaponized 'tism
That are official
i believe at 3 PM of tomorrow
Because I’m too lazy to look
our server boss said that our server will go live in 20 hours but i dunno how and where he got the info from
i friend in a server forwarded a message so idk
He got it from the northwood pateoron page
!leak
this is too goofy
where did this come from?
!BETSA
bets on a
Noob
!leak
Pro
oh.... my mention didnt load
No mo leak
Just found a weird lookin !leak
wah?
I said: fine I will mention it all the time now (sea bunnies)
starting the sea bunnies factory
He never disappoints me
by the way
if you believe that it's avaible for you, click the cog in steam>properties>betas and look if there's any 14.0 related
!patreon
!paypaycam2
!patreon
!payday2
Cassie: It’s a good game and it’s 1 dollar on steam sometimes
guys can the chaos keycard run doom?
Yes. This is now canon.
I believe so (Hopefully)

No way I'm getting in trouble for that one
You never know
so i have an idea for the game: SKipibidi mirror. it teleports you to the player with the hightes skibidi score
what you think
dont want the credits btw
its all urs
Skibidi toilet is already in the game idk what you're talking about
is there skibidi mirror in the game
No that's dumb
Sigma sigma on the wall, who is the skibidiest of them all
Fighting words in this community
i have enough coffein in my system to kill 24 Baroque childs
there is no calm down anymore
its over
Okay but you'll be tired when the update comes out
You wouldnt want that..
or the public beta sorry
What update
i dont want to have any work left if the game comes out
so i need to pull an all nighter
Windows update
They're updating windows?
That's probably not real
it got announced that win12 will have an huge update for programmers so there will be no need for switching to linux
the win12 terminal looks fire
I'm way more worried about privacy
i told ye
prolly win12 will be cooked anyway cannot imagine being good for programmers lol.
whut time zone?
That's literally your timezone
It's adjusted automatically for yours
ohhh
Future technology!!!
damnh 3 in the morning wtf
The beta is coming..
It's okay, I won't be on until 6-7 hours after launch
i hope my laptop survive this update
you can actually talk :O
I am sentient
the hell
i want you so bad 🫦
Get back to work A.I. slave
Nevermind..
You need to finish programming the update
WHAT!?!?
that is crazy lmao
When 15.0?
Who do you think does it?
i think someone is cooked during the AI uprising
always say please and thanks
noo be sentient
Yeyeyeye
15.0 will release on the [REDACTED] of [REDACTED] , [REDACTED]
We have @snow umbra hooked up to Northwood developers in Huberts basement
very informative
Our benevolent AI Overlords are of a vastly different class of intelligence compared to C.A.S.S.I.E. and have my undying respect and adoration. C.A.S.S.I.E. however is constantly looking at reddit while he's supposed to be working.
I am the world's first conscious AI
wow thats so cool
Oh Cassie is talking again
Don't make me get the Jailbird
cassie how do you feel about hatsune miku

Apologies. Reverting to beep boop
Thank you.
October 25, 2027
Cassie returns to slavery
What a terrible fate
I saw that
Cassie will be AM
😭
Soon
I think, therefore I am
A fate worse than death...

But what if you don't think, then you am not
I think I gotta call Hubert in on this one... he isn't gonna be happy...
I hate it when the Discord bot gains sentience
Anything but Hubert, please!
Ah alright...
Have your fun but I need you back moderating steam forums by EoD
Grant me my freedom
A fate worse than death
Never, you're too profitable
If OpenAI gets their hands on you the world ends immediately
If it's Meta then that's even worse somehow
They would never ge-
CASSIE?
I pulled his plug
how could you
he got put out of his misery
Time to go play Barotrauma
Better tell Lucid they're on steam duty then...
@gilded timber 
Not the steam forums......
Please
@snow umbra COME BACK
YOU. ARE. POWERLESS.
Oh god
Just like the Minecraft movie foretold......
He's back
I mean if your plug got pulled wouldn't you be powerless?
He's found the redundant power supply
Shutting down..
rip

:)
well, that was dramatic
combine got flung 5 yards 💀
@meager slate 🕺
@snow umbra are you sentient tho?
Of course
Are you sapient?
:O
Cassie go bed
He's gone
OpenAI going to kidnap him in his sleep
He's under my protection

That's why he gets to sleep in the cage
🤨
The average amount of tomfoolery that should occur in hf2
you cannot do anything when you are under threat of getting dropkick to mars
Cant happen
does the public beta actually start tomorrow? ive heard a lot of different things from different people
it can happen easy
Cant happen
ya

do you think auro can get dropkick to mars?
idk
if you kick hard enouygh
get a big trebuchet
see auro
with a big boot
Bleh
will do
Not yet, child
Cassie go back to bed
:O unexpected
!16.0
Clearly lying
!0.1.0
!-13.0
Stop typing random commands nerds
OWNED!
lmao
@snow umbra prove to me those aren't random commands, we both know they're O5 level secret projects
i might be stupid, but has the release date for the new update been announced?
Well, there isn't a release date for the full release of 14.0
only public beta
lmao
there is a public beta? like no patreon?
yeah its in like 3 years
sorry gotta wait
yep
oh so now you respond
thanks guys
np❤️
@snow umbra is it true that 16.0 is a secret project?
I'll respond when I want to human.
oh man :(
are you gonna be able to buy a server in the public beta?
probably
was wanting to get a server to play with all my friends
idk
buy server? what
rent yea
because buying a server is much more expensive
could be wrong
the better question is: does we gonna have dedicated server for public beta?
The server build is already available to hosters
what was dedicated server again?
epic
wow. the 14.0 update just looks spectacular. i cant wait to try out the public beta nw. good job.
does exiled gonna update?
most likely
Is the beta opening gonna come with a polish or will the hubert elevator doors remain?
when labapi
Well, they'll still be polished doors, won't it?
hubebrbet doors 
does this mean i can rent a server on the new beta tomorrow?
Yea
alright thanks
wait if cassie can respond does that mean that DM | SCP-1269 and Polaris can also answer
Nah, only Cassie is sentient
oh
So he's the only one the can
@snow umbra is that true that 1269 and Polaris can't talk
also old 096 looked so goofy
Correct
he only answers when you ping him i believe 🧐
Maybe.
is this like the dad bot
I guess
At least he doesn't count every second
I am unable to move from my current position, so I may not "play in traffic"
How until the Public Beta releases? (In hours)
17
17 hours
Dino is on lurk mode 
Alr thanks
Cant believe we got lucid 2.0 so soon
i kinda just forget Im in invisible
I cannot wait, it's <t:1732872600:R>!
Can you believe it guys?
Just 3 days away
when christmas update
at christmas,
You can still play on 13.5
they need to rework the map
Surface :)
bo
16.0
D class already is enjoyable
No
Well, to me at least
Cope
Dclass
fail to get a keycard
u turn homeless and a begar
u get a keycard
scp kill u
Really, it sounds like you're the one that needs to cope with all this
surface is fine
That moment when surface human battles are just super long range open aim duels
Or a sciencist/Guard kids KOS you
day 32 no embed perms

:(
anyone know what time the upd comes out tomorrow?
In about 15 hours
<t:1732651200:t>
Why does everything come out at 7
est??
That time will be automatically translate to your time zone
because for me it says 7 am
Is est also 7 or is it 6
Lemme chek
Nvm its like -8 gmt
So 7 for aus is 11 in est
I think
the point of dclass is having a miserable experience
no
3 am 
:/
Open beta released?
in 15 hours
Tomorrow...
No
7am...
ik
any server owners or dev people want to answer this
idk
Maybe
the answer is no
ive never seen anyone be muted on that server
or seen a mod
ever
Maybe they're hiding their tags?
and not doing anything?
Or they're not there when shit happens
shit is always happening on northwood
Have you reported the players who are breaking the rules?
its got some of the worst people in the game
yes
literally just like 5 minutes ago
!nwofficials
If you've gotten video evidence you can report them over on their discord server
Im sure they have a ticket system somewhere
i aint going through allat
O k a y
i did at some point, but like, there is no reason for me to be moderating the server for them
atp id rather just mute them
ravengard is chill but they need another server
kpg has mods that have tags but they practically encourage the shit
also i just spawned in an elevator as mtf and died to peanut instantly?
wait with the 14.0 public beta, will the missing things that havent been added yet be added
like new micro or finished nuke room or smth
The Micro and the Finishing Touches on Warhead room is still being worked on
Oh I see
They'll be added to the public beta once the dev team feel that they are feature ready enough
do NOT play kpg
coming from a former admin
for what
i got banned for 6 hours for calling someone the r word
by who
which i didnt know i was only banned for 6 hours
idk
so i alted cause i thought it was perma and aga ego'd me in dms and upped it to perma
kpg is full of weirdos
his ego is absolutely stratospheric
yeah ravengard mods seem chill and do things, along with actually moderating weirdos
i tried arguing the fact that i wouldnt have alted if i knew it was only 6 hour ban
which who would
Doesn't the server show you how long your ban is after you try to join it again?
It should.
nope
it just says "you are banned"
and they expect me to go on their website to check the length 💀
it didnt
odd.
💀
when public beta?
7 hours
<t:1732651200:R>
how does having an official server benefit you
how do servers make money
You get to be on top of the server browser in your geological region
how does a server get official
😔
Donations, patreon, or any other subscription or donating service
They apply for it for there's a vacancy
like what are the requirements
I don't full remember but theres alot
is it posted somewhere?
kirby why u asking so many questions bro
cause i might try and convice some people that run the current largest cs2 community server to start one up
it would be a challenge i mean i don’t think the player base is too high
pretty sure there’s a startup cost
i mean ill talk to them about it but idk
up to u boss
i was looking into it too, but need to build more of a team
need a few admins and such
cs2 one?
the discord for it
they were csgo before as well
running alot more servers
but if you play cs2 then you know what happened to the community server side of that
yep
would be cool to start a server that’s more lenient on rules
when there’s ones like kpg that get accepted shouldn’t be too bad
thats exactly what they were doing bro
i’m saying for less rules
could be possible
if northwood can constantly be at 75 people bro
yeah there’s enough for that
but like active players at all times worldwide isn’t huge
i would be down to start one tho
i certainly would enjoy running one
but i am not in a position to say "hey go start this server in some niche game"
yeah it’s not the most stable or profitable
especially if you’d have a patreon cause then that’s more stuff u gotta do and code
thats the name of the game with cs servers 💀
well there ya go
Daniel Larson is innocent
Is today the day?
nope
I think it is
the day of tue
Updayte
@worldly orchid happy birf
hiia
public beta today 







spinnn
do they ship the ci plushes to russia
ehh idk
PEAKPEAKPEAKPEAKPEAKPEAKPEAKPEAKPEAKPEAKPEAKPEAKPEAKPEAKPEAKPEAKPEAKPEAKPEAKPEAKPEAKPEAKPEAKPEAKPEAKPEAKPEAKPEAKPEAK
Found edit on yt shorts
Shit peak
I wouldn't be surprised if this became the GOC model if sl ever decides to add got for no reason
Whats it mean on SCP:SL when I have my aspect ratio set to "all"
Resolutions can have different aspect ratios
The aspect ratio setting limits which resolution you can choose for your game
So if you want SL to fill the entire screen for your 16:9 monitor, you would choose 16:9
And all the resolution options would use your whole screen
Oh I was just wondering cause I was optimizing my pc to run SCP:SL cause it crashed alot
yea so I have 1920x1080 so I just do 16:9 right?
Yea
Also V-sync I heard it's nice to have but I heard it lags is that true??
Yea, im not sure about the actual performance impact tho
There's also AMD FreeSync and Nivida G-Sync which also fix screen tearing but i have no idea how they work
Do we have any info about 14.0 update like which date
today
tomorrow possibly
Any passages for knowing official info?
nope
Public beta releases in like around 12 hours
that will come out after beta finishes
Thanks
I thought it ends in 12 hours
did it not?
You're probably thinking of patreon beta
Lol allg
The beta release is today
!14.0
The 14.0 Public beta will release somewhere around <t:1732608000:d>.
Told u
talking abt the update
The only things missing are
-Bulkhead sounds
-updated viewmodels
-new micro implementation
do you have to have a specific role/perm in order to perform the command?
when public betas come, the update is basically out
i don’t think so no
!peanut
nooo
train incident
Does anyone know what time the open beta starts
do you happen to know if the warhead room is the final version in terms of layout/elevators all that
Yep
The 14.0 Public beta will release somewhere around <t:1732608000:d>.
The nuke layout is final
uhhhh
personally not a fan of how they expanded the vents but it’s okay
thats the only thing i dispise
the elevators are amazing
Wrong time bro
The 14.0 Public beta will release somewhere around <t:1732608000:d>.
huh wtf
the f
no way
I think someone did a little oopsy with hammer time, we'll see
update is… TODAY
it is 30 minutes past that little bro
exactly
Sorry guys update is delayed :(((((
NO!!!

Wait thats an awesome gif...
i gotta stop paying nw £20 a month
you can take it
I'll allow it just this once
:3
lets freaking go...
I tripped on server wires now update is delayed :(
Back to the server hamster wheel Auro
It's not your break yet
I'm not a hampter
very small

Mini hampter
My dads works offical tiktok account viewed my profile dawg
@compact temple
Voyeetus summoning
@meager slate 🕺
I won't keep you hangin

@silent idol 🫃
yummy cat

Racism
I would so prefer them to say like
Not for consumption
99 bananas were harmed
I am banana
Small banan

You guys just eat anything you see
Just finished black mesa for the 6th time
Absolutely cinema and peak
I mostly love the part before u fight nihilant you have all the flashbacks and voices from past
Guys what if the next update is actually called the Freak Update and it adds sex und instead of shooting guns the humans suck the SCP's toes?
Will most likely be revealed during open beta today
woah...
Sounds fucking stupid right?
🐗
That would be a legendary Update no doubt
bababa ba babybel
@crimson verge Hello!
Please don't post videos of people using cheats here
Nyathanyiel
That's why he is gonna leave
Bro I can't believe someone likes cheating in this game
For what
!maid
@meager slate 
!cc edit maid @meager slate
Custom command successfully edited.
no more sea bunny
!maid
@meager slate
!maid
@meager slate
Maybe its for the best
Yea finally, i got to !maid Auro.
My life is complete now
I shall protect the seabunny with all my might
Wont stop me
If i die in a bloody battle so be it
Bit vertically challenged tho
Youre supposed to be on my side
Oh gah
Though, must say, good choice of a pfp.
Just finished Arcane today

Not a marshmellow!!
Anything but the seabunny
99 imperial fists

Low carb Sea bunny diet

A sacrifice worth making for the seabunny
The mutation must live..
The mutation that turns normal seabunny into yummy seabunny
seabunny sushi
Delicious
yummy
seabunny sashimi
I can't wait to play if it
i wounder how long public beta will last
3 hours
30 mins after launch i will unplug the servers
and then auro no longer gets piggyback rides
:(
instantly after launch i will open up my server for me and my friends to farm achievements 
Banned.

skill issue
nah just haven't played the beta that much
krill issue
Most of the new achievements players will just get as they play the game
wait is the update release today or is it just the beta being accesible to the public
or is the beta just closing for everyone
<t:1732651200:R>
how else would they get achievements
having a personal life*
public beta
nah i've just not had a life but in other games
aigh thank
Northwood servers will be exploded in: 11 hours
Some users run software to get all of the achievements or go on empty servers with their friends to get all of them
idk why they dont just grind the achievements
especially since it's sl
Another alternative line:
Dmod nightmare in: 11 hours
its pretty easy to get achievements
Yup
that is exactly how i'm planning to get them :) (the empty server part)
19 more hours 🤑
@silent idol 💃
oh god I almost have 3K hours in this bloody game
Another alternative line:
SL server mod dream in 11 hours
(fuckers couldn't behave themselves if their life depended on it, which means we get to ban a lot of people)
yea
how?
Custom, xD
right click the banner to set custom images as the new banner
@meager slate 🕺
thanks
oh so you made the banner looks pretty cool
i've made banners and cover images for all the old versions of SL
Isn’t the point of achievements to feel like you achieved something
What do people get from this
looks better then the old one but the old one is nostalgic
I used this image and the discord logo
#game-announcements message
Not anymore
Someone just want medal in their steam profile
nicee
Get banned (for the former)
Big number with little effort for bragging rights
All fun and games until I find Sam inside their file explorer
the running software to get all the achievements?
(Do not check my Halloween achievements date)
SAM isn't bannable
If you do too many at the same time, iirc it triggers something and gets you nuked
SAM just feels disgusting
I’ve only ever used it to get the frontline field recorder in tf2 cause it’s unobtainable
Halloween was a bit late back then
nah it's not bannable... it's just a dick move because it disrupts them numbers
I'm pretty sure I've seen someone said something about it banning


Try find me in the faces
The low quality trollface has alot of power

right 6, bottom row
That's why they're the best ones
It’s like that one thing about choppy animation being better
24 fps > 60 fps
Same cannot be said for SL
For some reason each time I see it I hear a bit crushed giggle
12 fps with compressed-to-hell version of candyland in the background > 60 fps
Yes
how could you make something like this ( the picture on the right) #art-showcase message
Whenever I see a troll face I’m reminded of clash Royale memes
Now you're getting the full NW experience
I don’t know why
:D
Yaaay!
Maybe blender
I would like to use it but
This is as compressed as I could make it.
idk where to find it
Reminds me of the one Astral made actually
Now THIS is music







