general-chat

[pliant otter]

ur overexagerating

[severe viper]

Maybe I am, maybe I’m not

[mighty lodge]

.?"

]/U
U(OI

[plucky lintel]

4 colas moved just faster than regular peanut did

[mighty lodge]

8i9o(l// 99'

/'o0

[severe viper]

But he survived the entire round now fr

[pliant otter]

2

[plucky lintel]

im judging from the zappy zap

tesla

[pliant otter]

2 was enough to outrun tesla depending on ur ping

ig

[plucky lintel]

normal peanut barely doesnt make it through, 2 doesnt unless god himself intervienes

[pliant otter]

it's just ping based

[plucky lintel]

3 and 4 you can start outrunning peanut

[pliant otter]

you can outrun the tesla at 0 colas if you have like 300 ping

[plucky lintel]

game brokken

[severe viper]

Talking about ping, am I the only one that no matter what ping and connection I have, I get laggy in server room?

[plucky lintel]

yeah

[mighty lodge]

what did they do to it i think i havent even played back then

[fringe cedar]

Uh you can only drink 3 now

[gaunt talon]

It's normal

[valid silo]

That's a known issue in server room

[fringe cedar]

They do a bit more damage

[plucky lintel]

cola went from taking a fair amount of damage, but you could live with 4 colas for like 10 minutes ez with some meds

[mighty lodge]

3?
im pretty sure 4 is the max but i might be tripping

[fringe cedar]

I think speed is still the same though cause I heard they reverted it

[foggy coyote]

people when they learn what scp discussion is

[fringe cedar]

Not anymore

[foggy coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/the-creature-ai-voice-creature-cow-gif-2415709143944330891

[solemn flame]

3 is max

[plucky lintel]

the 4th just heals you

[mighty lodge]

dang

[fringe cedar]

They reverted the speed back to its original right?

[plucky lintel]

scp discussion is a bum channel

[plucky lintel]

i dont know

[fallow kite]

#scp-discussion is a fake

[plucky lintel]

ima see if i can give players constant HP to make up for the loss with cola

[fringe cedar]

Cause I remember speed got nerfed but the new cola was so bad they reverted the speed change and kept the other changes

[plucky lintel]

i miss zooming though

[true sky]

vas

[severe viper]

Yes

[fringe cedar]

I’m smart

[fringe cedar]

You can still zoom

[severe viper]

What happened to the idea of the keycards rework in light?

[plucky lintel]

not without croaking

[fallow kite]

heard they nerfed 079..

[fringe cedar]

Nah one cola plus yellow candy

[fallow kite]

i quit the game cause of it

[severe viper]

Yes, but its basically the same as before

[severe viper]

You are not going to like 14.0 then

[plucky lintel]

i should get back to finishing my server cause i kinda told everyone i would have it up today

[severe viper]

Ok bye

[compact dock]

god I love tearing open games and figuring out how devs did things

seeing unused assets and stuff left in final releases is just awesome

plus the code itself makes for some great study material

[jagged lily]

did you know mario bros was developed?

[compact dock]

never delved into mario myself heh

I was more a fan of the Zelda games

[jagged lily]

did you know zelda was developed?

[compact dock]

mostly

[jagged lily]

Oh shoot zelda thats like the green sword guy

[alpine sonnet]

Does anyone else get 200ping on the servers rn?

bruh

[orchid kraken]

where pookie

where my pookie

https://tenor.com/view/jon-arbuckle-nermal-trash-can-the-garfield-show-gif-9365086984229579073

[glacial nymph]

u don't have a "pookie"

im sorri to break it for u

no pookies for MLP enjoers

[lethal scroll]

Crimis

[low cipher]

how i report a person with hacks

[alpine sonnet]

You dont

[gilded timber]

Hello!
If you don't happen to have access to the admin panel, your best option would be to report them through the player list, which you can do by pressing N, finding their name and pressing Report for cheating or raiding

[low cipher]

he using aimbot

fr

i alr reported

[lethal scroll]

Hmm....would Still Wakes the Deep technically be a Christmas game?

[orchid kraken]

WHAT

[analog crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1301851088311549996/1301856161037029458/2024-11-01_123047.gif

[alpine sonnet]

Official servers give me like 500 ping

Does anyone know how to fix that?

or where could I report it?

[tardy walrus]

@amber ether knows

[amber ether]

What server are you on?

[alpine sonnet]

All official do the same

I was trying to play on northwood official beta #1

[tardy walrus]

oh damn u really started investigating

[tawny carbon]

no

[bold talon]

@tough tapir NEW GANYU COSPLAY ARRIVED

[fallow kite]

HAHAHA

[amber ether]

I'll go ahead and let the correct manager know

[fallow kite]

Windows user always will eat those slop.

[alpine sonnet]

Yay

[amber ether]

That's what im here for

[fallow kite]

Pay for computer 400$
Needed monthly subscription
Need to be always connected with internet

I hope you will buy new Microsoft product, it's clearly worth

[tardy walrus]

good boy

[amber ether]

dude

dude

[tardy walrus]

Keep moderating them servers, pal

[gaunt talon]

What is this

[amber ether]

Keep reading from that script pal

[fallow kite]

New Micro$oft slop.

[polar spade]

Should install Linux

[fallow kite]

You cannot repair this or install Linux, this isn't your computer.

[tough tapir]

WOA

COCOGOAT IS REAL

[nova moth]

nerd alert

[alpine sonnet]

bro plays dead by daylight

[amber ether]

dbd player

[fallow kite]

dead by daylight

nerd

[bold talon]

Ember is da real cocogoat

[noble herald]

DBD is a goated game

[tough tapir]

Cocober

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-slap-green-role-greenie-shut-up-gif-10942963821945964764

[nova moth]

You've played dbd with me sir

[gaunt talon]

Are you a Thanksgiving turkey

[nova moth]

Oh it didn't reply

Eh

[nova moth]

No

[weary solstice]

real?

[tidal dock]

🧐

🏳️‍🌈

[tough tapir]

real

[eternal rock]

are you a thanksgiving chicken

[tough tapir]

That's Ember right there

[eternal rock]

look at this tadpole and frog

[tough tapir]

huge

[alpine sonnet]

humongous even

[nova moth]

No

[eternal rock]

small tadpole specimen

[nova moth]

[eternal rock]

look at him in the bucket

[alpine sonnet]

wadehel

[tough tapir]

forg

[eternal rock]

he wants his overgrown obese son back

[alpine sonnet]

btw

@amber ether

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-froge-froggy-mmm-yes-hmm-yes-gif-27106291

[alpine sonnet]

its been 10 minutes

why is server still crap

[eternal rock]

bullfrog species

whrer was video taken

america?

[amber ether]

I'm not in control of the servers, someone else is. They're not always available immediately.

[eternal rock]

head does not look like american bullfrog

[tough tapir]

No clue

[eternal rock]

i'm thinking it's this edible chinese bullfrog https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_edible_frog

evil ass photo

[tough tapir]

why frog edible

frog not edible

frog friend

[eternal rock]

fr*nch went there

ate the frogs and didn't die

"hmm this shall be called.. chinese edible frog"

[bold talon]

M e

[orchid kraken]

My P:(

[eternal rock]

Want me to bring this home?

[kind geyser]

hour 583 no embed perms

[eternal rock]

i'm going to grind your bones to make my bread

[kind geyser]

😨

[cobalt sorrel]

guys should i use vulkan or dx12 on scpsl what gives better perf

[meager slate]

[rough wing]

i dislike avians.

https://tenor.com/view/crunchy-cat-monkeycatluna-monkey-cat-luna-cat-judge-judgy-cat-gif-2738017550527444003

[gaunt talon]

Depends

Test both by yourself

[cobalt sorrel]

alr

[topaz crystal]

YEET

[lethal scroll]

just finished my daily cup of tea!

[tough tapir]

bri'ish

[eternal rock]

what did they do to you

i'll shit on your car see how you like it if a mammal does it instead

[tardy walrus]

@true sky

[true sky]

what the fuck

[fickle ibex]

https://youtu.be/wJO_vIDZn-I?si=844KXM49hXir8ePS

the children yearn for the mines

[true sky]

one day i started gigging and gigging

[violet sundial]

a

[ruby viper]

aa

[junior jasper]

aaa

[ruby viper]

aaaa

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/564094453548318723/1303493242410635264/togif.gif

[tardy walrus]

hilarious

im saving this

[honest junco]

Hi

[eternal rock]

come on bro let us out we won't kill you or anything

they should ass physics props to Secret Laboratory

add physics

(mtf gets ass physics)

[gaunt talon]

Ass physics props?

[dawn coral]

.

[true sky]

real

https://tenor.com/view/source-half-life-half-life2-physics-video-game-gif-27128038

[prime bear]

November 26th.

[eternal rock]

the heat death of the universe: november 25th

[prime bear]

November 26th.

[eternal rock]

mtf asses have jigglbones

[prime bear]

November 26th

[orchid kraken]

No more Titan TV Man

Its over for Alliance

https://tenor.com/view/bulgaria-bulgarian-anime-gif-26003171

[fallow kite]

Is Buckshot Roulette worth of 3$?

[alpine sonnet]

sure

wasnt it 1 dollar?

[fallow kite]

I guess the prica has grown.

CAPITALISM

[alpine sonnet]

late stage capitalism can be cruel

[glossy coyote]

As a person that studies physics, I agree

[fallow kite]

Why are you studies physics?

They make you?

Are you in danger?

[glossy coyote]

No

[glossy coyote]

And yes

[simple abyss]

To do an accelerated backhop obviously

[glossy coyote]

Because i thought that applying calculus to real world concepts was a cool idea

(Why would anyone ever take a class called analytic mechanics)

[fallow kite]

When another Resonance Cascade?

folks

isnt the 14.0 published?

[true sky]

its in beta

[fallow kite]

patreon or public

[true sky]

its writen in game annoucement

[orchid kraken]

Never in my life have i needed math only as 2-2

I worked several job

[orchid kraken]

NONE of them ever used whatever fuck this is

2

4

[true sky]

stop doing drugs

[tough tapir]

No no

Do

[true sky]

Stop not do drugs

[tough tapir]

do

[rancid ivy]

these equations made the guys that invented them bajillions of dollars

options selling was a game until it came to the public

[mighty lodge]

Guys don't play SCP sl while on fent

Its bad for you

[rancid ivy]

-Statements from the utterly deranged

[somber raptor]

MAN i really am Jager

[tardy walrus]

they nerfed barricade jump outs

fuck ubisoft

[tawny vapor]

patreon until 26th

[maiden shore]

boom

[fallow kite]

it's almost 2025 and scp sl hasn't the intel microphone update yet lol

and intel graphics too

its suspect

[sonic ledge]

@gentle pulsar

[meager slate]

Hiiiióooi

:))

[tough tapir]

Hai

[fallow kite]

FREE CHOICE

OF BEING JUNKY

[tough tapir]

Are you drunk

[meager slate]

I may br ao lkztle bit drunm

[tough tapir]

Just a tiny bit

It's okay

[fallow kite]

He is French, of course he is drunk.

[tough tapir]

Nah he's Romanian

[meager slate]

Wwaahi

[tough tapir]

But has an Italian cat

[meager slate]

Ij not romanina

[tough tapir]

Feeds him pasta

[meager slate]

Noo

Gungarian car

[tough tapir]

Gengar cat

Pokecat

[meager slate]

PokkrcatM

[fallow kite]

Meow

[meager slate]

[tough tapir]

Nighttime snack

[meager slate]

Nkr dod eating

[tough tapir]

Yes for eating

I'm glad you agree

[meager slate]

Nonojo

[tough tapir]

jó

[meager slate]

Nem jo

⁷

[fallow kite]

Are cats even troue?

[tough tapir]

7

7 seabunnies that can be eaten

[fallow kite]

MODS THEY AREN'T TALKING IN ENGLISH

BAN

[tough tapir]

You're so generous auro

[meager slate]

Nói

[tough tapir]

He is the mods

[meager slate]

Not for eating

[fallow kite]

Corruption

[fallow kite]

Ban him

[meager slate]

Heyy

I didjt do anThing bad..

[tough tapir]

Bribe him in seabunny

Then you can speak klingon

[fallow kite]

I believe you

[meager slate]

Jlingkn??

[fallow kite]

Can you speak in elf language?

[meager slate]

,hudia

Whar

[fallow kite]

Are cats even real?

[meager slate]

Caf

[sonic musk]

ur smol

[fallow kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1301633828586000404/attachment-3-1.gif

[lethal scroll]

Well.....fuck, the creator of the man meme died

[fallow kite]

man meme?

[fallow kite]

How do yo even know that?

[meager slate]

Mkot so smol

Quite tall

[tough tapir]

How tall

[meager slate]

6'2

[fallow kite]

Be French
Don't use meters as a length unit

[meager slate]

154

[lethal scroll]

We need a Mouthwashing plushie tbh

[meager slate]

MouthwSing?

[tough tapir]

62cm

I see

[meager slate]

Nooo

Nooo

[fallow kite]

It's a short length.

[meager slate]

Not do shorz

[fallow kite]

It is your lenght?

[meager slate]

194

[fallow kite]

Then you are high.

:3

[lilac frost]

@amber ether I'm the best SL player

🥱

[meager slate]

Not jivh

[amber ether]

This guy

https://tenor.com/view/junpei-iori-junpei-ace-detective-ace-defective-junpei-cut-in-gif-16623826119653807948

[lilac frost]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gimme-gif-12088602581131152515

I'm just the best

Simple

[tight badger]

When will they fix skeleton

[tame hollow]

I beg to differ

[meager slate]

6'3f

Tallll

[tame hollow]

Suuuure

[meager slate]

Very zall

[valid silo]

False

Not true

[meager slate]

Nk

[valid silo]

Infact

Misinformed

[meager slate]

Itsntrue

[valid silo]

No

[fallow kite]

He is tall :3

He won genetic lottery.

[meager slate]

Btrue

[amber ether]

I hate to say it, I think Papito is better than you

[lilac frost]

Please do NOT glaze him

[amber ether]

I'm not

[lilac frost]

Bro has like 3k hours

[amber ether]

Because I'm better

I am the best

[fallow kite]

However you are French.

This is a big problem.

Eating snails is disgusting my friend.

[lilac frost]

False Info detected = Ban

[fallow kite]

Ban for you

[lilac frost]

[tame hollow]

I can prove otherwise

My elbow is on his eye height

[fallow kite]

You can't

Cope

[tame hollow]

pulls out selfies I got sent from auro

[meager slate]

Aa

[fallow kite]

Is selfie telling the height?

[meager slate]

Nko

[tame hollow]

If youre autistic, yes

[fallow kite]

I'm

Give me selfie to fact check.

[fallow kite]

HAHAHA

Windows

what a shame

[meager slate]

Im tall

[fallow kite]

And French

[ebon flare]

this isn’t even my computer

[fallow kite]

Instal some good system on it.

[ebon flare]

no

My WiFi bugging

Not skibidi or whatever the kids say

[fallow kite]

There are some goods systems.

[meager slate]

Wah

[fallow kite]

Stop being french

my tall friend

It's dangerous for health

[meager slate]

Im.nkzz gre ch

[fallow kite]

?

Schizo

[tough tapir]

Tall as a seabunny

Yes yes

[tame hollow]

Did you drink again honey

[meager slate]

Maqybbe

[meager slate]

Not that mcuh

[sterile plover]

definitely not that mcuh

[tame hollow]

Auro should drink with me

Which liver is stronger

[meager slate]

I beat youu

[tame hollow]

I doubt that

[meager slate]

I can bandle it

[ebon flare]

I think windows 10 is working

[meager slate]

@meager slate

[ebon flare]

hello @ebon flare

[somber raptor]

How does someone even play SL with an intel iGPU and get decent fps

Also, minor grammar mistake

[ebon flare]

I think maybe just maybeee you could make intel gpu work

it just sucks

I mean if intergrated graphics can run sl than igpus probably can

[somber raptor]

iGPU = integrated graphics

[ebon flare]

I thought you were talking about their actual gpus myb

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-unico-uniuni-unicouniuni-unicouniuni3-gif-12798344145506295943

[ebon flare]

What

https://tenor.com/view/cruz-mewing-potato-cruz-roblox-mewing-man-face-gif-9930889414482193004

[idle shard]

!rep @sullen leaf

[snow umbra]

You have just given @sullen leaf a reputation point!

[lethal scroll]

Majestic

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/crab-champions-crampions-golden-crab-crab-dancing-crab-gif-26401421

this is all i see

[honest junco]

hi

[solid echo]

i am impressed by the change, in fact, i must express my tremendous shock via a gif

[honest junco]

what

[solid echo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-osu-greece-greek-cat-osu-cat-greek-gif-2694212203346871017

[solid echo]

You were a pawn two weeks ago, a simple 675, now

[honest junco]

yes

i got a girlfriend

[full pond]

N

[honest junco]

and we are matching pfps

[full pond]

is now N

i dont think bro's gf is gonna appreciate this

[solid echo]

Bold of not assuming she wouldnt check

Individual of low intellect

[fallow kite]

N from Pokémon is better

[full pond]

no

https://tenor.com/view/n-serial-designation-n-n-my-beloved-murder-drones-smg4-gif-11004950513769028867

[honest junco]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407264700006420/1086388150097678417/72E8BCCF-6676-4117-A0B0-839DD5EAB391.gif

[solid echo]

I curse you to chant the superhero movie lyrics

[honest junco]

tralalalaaaa

[solid echo]

MY MOVIE MY MOVIEE MY SUPERHERO MOVIE

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cacabrotbrot-cat-kitten-kitten-lick-kitten-paw-gif-17263805443468530457

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/sponge-bob-brick-sponge-bob-square-pants-like-a-bag-of-bricks-like-a-ton-of-bricks-gif-4475886

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-angry-cat-virgil-cat-gif-2639626352347889170

[honest junco]

hi

[nova goblet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1291079637467795578/1306839395407499275/attachment.gif

[fossil wasp]

helo

[gaunt talon]

This was my worst night ever

[latent jackal]

You need to be level 10 before you can post images in this chat

[jade garden]

Wait SCP: SL players have girlfriends?...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1294843793131966545/1295874282009923705/giphy_3.gif

[nova goblet]

[fallow kite]

Must be a conspiracy 🤫

[jade garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1041164672486887474/1307830356254396457/giphy_2.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/819434525397614612/1269327883336417300/image0.gif

[jade garden]

"Tap tap tap!" Goes the melee monkey's feet.
Maybe it just wants to play!

[strong dune]

This is what no public updates does to a mf

They make stupid gifs

[jade garden]

What no Heavy Duty zombie re-model does to a-

(I don't fuck mothers.)

[gaunt talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1307488323480322168/lv_0_20241117003113.gif

[honest junco]

hi

[strong dune]

And goodbye

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/644001492721729566/1284922201773965435/NimetnvideoTehtyClipchampilla-2024-09-15T200032.570-ezgif.com-speed.gif

[latent jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-scp-sl-scp-secret-laboratory-scp-secret-lab-fail-gif-13683353381831519481

[cosmic flare]

will surface get a rework

in the new update

[kind geyser]

day 25 no embed perms

[amber ether]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-cat-catlaughing-laughingcat-point-gif-7577620470218150413

[gaunt talon]

Not yet

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/hexx8-hexx_8-hexx-hexxeight-gif-25246731

[plush bolt]

have you tried yapping more

[kind geyser]

no

[plush bolt]

what are you waiting for

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-team-fortress2-engineer-engineer-tf2-eltorro64rus-gif-24514057

[rancid dome]

To say it's day 26 the next day

[timid yacht]

https://youtu.be/l4xv8_YePZA?si=RyuYKB7FjSnGWdiJ

[timid yacht]

Actual chudrot

Anyone listen to incubus?

[jade garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1294843793131966545/1308635931019972620/squish.gif

[timid yacht]

Yea chudrot

Take a look at the graph..

[kind geyser]

idk

tbh

[plush bolt]

i will give a lucky clam to whoever can find me either what this meme is called or a gif of this meme on tenor

[timid yacht]

‘Bro is …’ meme

Bro is running a sub 7 mile

Bro is running a sub 12 1.5

[plush bolt]

thank you partner

unfortunately there are no clam emoji's on discord

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/shellder-raspberry-rude-sassy-pokemon-gif-20709466

[fossil wasp]

clamb

[plush bolt]

that clam is a security risk

can't use it

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-kingler-crab-hammer-cloyster-gif-5634736

not even cloyster?

[plush bolt]

that clam is too big

[fossil wasp]

dont fat shame

https://tenor.com/view/love-you-silly-pusheen-big-and-beautiful-gif-13277070

[kind geyser]

fat ahh cat

[honest junco]

hek,oo5hwytrgfetrg

hello

[full pond]

Bigger = better

That's why I always order a big mac

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-angry-cat-virgil-cat-gif-2639626352347889170

[soft heart]

14.0 public when?

[latent jackal]

When it's ready

[light dagger]

Probably very soon I think (in december)

[latent jackal]

Though you can look forward to the public beta in 7ish days!

[stoic current]

Uh.

[honest junco]

hi

[jade sorrel]

help

nrm

[trim hawk]

Im scared i cant sleep

[clever verge]

bro i have nightmares about 14.0😭

[haughty oasis]

About 7 day

14.0 Nightmare ？

[clever verge]

i got nightmares about 14.0 is already releasing

[haughty oasis]

xD

[tawny carbon]

xdd

[analog musk]

7 days to die

[somber raptor]

My fucking alarm didn't go off

[gaunt talon]

I sabotaged the alarm

[light lily]

mold spore attack

[tawny carbon]

xdd

[bold talon]

Spore reference, best game ever made

TheStinkyOne26 is typing

[cinder sapphire]

anchor points for wind turbines are strong man.... holy shit. The fact that this didnt fail at the base is impressive. With a ef4/ef5 (300 mph or 482.803 khm) that was hit by

[light lily]

fatass bird

im gonna send the creature after it

[bold talon]

The turbine is now turboute :(

[bold talon]

Hunter predator car ready for deployment

[light lily]

she kinda dumb tho

[tawny carbon]

✅

[cinder sapphire]

holy shit..... apparently they can withstand a force of at least 5000 pounds or 22 kN/ 22000 newtons (same level as a bit of a great white shark and a crocodile).

[pulsar hawk]

Hello how are you

[tough tapir]

They can withstand your mother?

[full pond]

impossible.

[somber raptor]

Fuckers buried that shit deep

[bold talon]

STUBBY

[bold talon]

TheStinkyOne26

[somber raptor]

Auro Army

[bold talon]

Smolro

[clever verge]

what should i do if an scp sl server admin collecting information about me

[olive forge]

Your P :(

[cinder sapphire]

#general-chat message

[cinder sapphire]

shouldnt you be with your soulmate the emperor

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1154756970503491664/1234973157803425862/IMG_4274.jpg?ex=673e4e61&is=673cfce1&hm=5c5e78f94f48740a1e8bb211250e4978b5c9489a73492d201bceb1de155957c5&=&format=webp

[bold talon]

N O

Stop taking stuff I say out of context :(

[bold talon]

Your P :(

[gaunt talon]

Why is it your p

What's the lore reason

[olive forge]

does he know

[cinder sapphire]

haha

[olive forge]

he doesn’t know

https://tenor.com/view/final-fantasy-vii-remake-cloud-strife-tifa-lockhart-aerith-gainsborough-cloti-gif-27060423

[bold talon]

Mango mango mango

[olive forge]

those who snow

[bold talon]

@eager wadi he doesn't know

[olive forge]

I just had

the stupidest fucking

idea for a meme

[olive forge]

Those who sow

[meager slate]

Death sentence

[olive forge]

wait so this dudes name has been wrong the entire time

[bold talon]

Shnow

[olive forge]

shouldn’t it be

:( Your P

since the :( comes before the Your P

[bold talon]

It might snow next week for us :D

[olive forge]

same

Here’s hoping

[cinder sapphire]

hey I only have one quote from you so it is not that bad @bold talon

[olive forge]

I got some new winter shit and I really wanna test it out

[cinder sapphire]

you could be like auro

with millions

[meager slate]

Bla bla

[cinder sapphire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407010042707989/1222136953462587413/Screenshot_20240326_105435_Discord.png?ex=673e68fb&is=673d177b&hm=678a5c36652aaff6541940716af3a4cbc4099dd31494a6909d01046c7c8501d9&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[somber raptor]

[bold talon]

What did Auro say

[olive forge]

I have no idea what auro does or any of the discord lore

[bold talon]

5 ft is a respectable height tho

[meager slate]

Mean asf

[olive forge]

I just know that auro is the server maid

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[cinder sapphire]

for girls

ya

[olive forge]

LIE

5ft is too tall because I’m 4’7

[tawny carbon]

for girls

[bold talon]

Auro is a girl right?

[somber raptor]

What kind of information and what is he collecting it for?

[meager slate]

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[bold talon]

Ye so it's a respectable height

[cinder sapphire]

true

you are right

[olive forge]

dwarf propaganda

[bold talon]

I have nullified one Auro quote with fax n logick

[clever verge]

ip

[tawny carbon]

xdd

[clever verge]

and other stuff u can see

[olive forge]

yeah I mean it happens

[cinder sapphire]

true

you have

[somber raptor]

And what is he collecting it for?

[cinder sapphire]

and most quotes

[clever verge]

idk

[cinder sapphire]

congrats auro

[bold talon]

Huh is it related to her height?

[cinder sapphire]

that and some other quotes that I cannot post here

[bold talon]

I'm surprised I don't have a million quotes then

[somber raptor]

My first guess would be moderation, which is allowed

[tough tapir]

The corn one

You should be with your corn

[bold talon]

I'm like not that much taller than Auro or possibly shorter idk

[olive forge]

don’t you guys have to go back up north soon

the union won the civil war Santa has to use elves

[meager slate]

I have no comment

[cinder sapphire]

damn

[somber raptor]

Also how would you know he's collecting your personal info?

[bold talon]

What's your height

[cinder sapphire]

5ft 0

[bold talon]

Oh we're rivalling then

[gilded timber]

Hello!
If you don't want your data collected you can enable "Do Not Track" in your settings, which will prohibit the collection of any data not required for server security.
You can also request all your data not needed for server security is deleted if you wish, he would be required to honour that request within 72 hours

[bold talon]

Formal formal formal

[tawny carbon]

im 6ft

[cinder sapphire]

this

[gilded timber]

I'm nothing if not professional

[meager slate]

Youre nothing

[bold talon]

The last of the community helpers has to be formal

[cinder sapphire]

that is funny

I cannot see you down there

at times

you being 10 nm

[bold talon]

Do not bully the SmolRo

[cinder sapphire]

true

I need to make fun of lucid more

[somber raptor]

Gave y'all watched Metastasis?

[olive forge]

Lucid can I have ur job so you can focus on pet pictures

my example of helping someone would be similar but it would be “lol good luck” and likely small amounts of extortion for information

[gaunt talon]

Just some part of it

[bold talon]

I'm sure Lucid is short too

[gaunt talon]

To see how they did some scene compared to breaking bad

[cinder sapphire]

I think they said that they were 5ft 4

lucid

[valid silo]

5'4....

[cinder sapphire]

so it checks out

[valid silo]

Shortie

[gilded timber]

You're short

[bold talon]

That's like averagev

[valid silo]

(This comes from a 5'3 person)

[cinder sapphire]

from a male

[gilded timber]

Bad idea

[olive forge]

does joining northwood staff remove 4 inches off of your height or does the people that northwood hire exclusively belong to the gnome body type

[cinder sapphire]

ya no

[cinder sapphire]

try me

[bold talon]

Ya maybe y'all are just too tall

[gilded timber]

Hired

[olive forge]

baller

[bold talon]

We have very tall people too :(

[valid silo]

Like?

[olive forge]

Mikel

please be Mikel

[bold talon]

Like uhm Mith

[olive forge]

he’s my favourite northwood staff

[cinder sapphire]

pretty sure joe is like 6ft something

[olive forge]

Beryl is cool as well

[bold talon]

Joe was p tall ye

[clever verge]

thanks

[gilded timber]

We can't exceed the height of a cat or HR have to get the axe

[gaunt talon]

I prefer simplewolf

[valid silo]

How tall is hubert actually

[olive forge]

my good heavens

[gilded timber]

No problem

[cinder sapphire]

joe has a height chart of all nw people

[olive forge]

when someone quits northwood he consumes them and gains their height so 27’4 rn I believe

[cinder sapphire]

or most

ask joe

[gaunt talon]

Did they hire Joe Biden in Northwood

[cinder sapphire]

eventually we will get it if we ask long enough

[rancid dome]

Fact check false

HR would never do such a thing

[gilded timber]

As you can see they put all the Northwood staff under an NDA

But we all know the truth

[olive forge]

!rep @gilded timber

[snow umbra]

You have just given @gilded timber a reputation point!

[olive forge]

thank you for coming out about this

a man with a fire axe will visit you soon enough to silence you

[valid silo]

Sounds like smthn the HR would exactly do

I mean they are HUMAN resources after all

[gilded timber]

Don't make my sacrifice in vain

[rancid dome]

Your mushroom is literally 3x bigger than the cat

[valid silo]

And human parts are a resource...

[gilded timber]

Coincidence?

[valid silo]

Northwood exposed

[olive forge]

how it feels to KOS

[gilded timber]

Luckily I'm not Northwood staff

[strange niche]

let's fix that

[rancid dome]

You go, SimpleWolf

[bold talon]

Mine is outdated tho

[rancid dome]

Add my 176 pls 🙏

[valid silo]

Holy shiy

It's real

Hubert is 6 feet damn

[strange niche]

I need to add my height to the database

[rancid dome]

Lucid should be somewhere close to Auro, cuz he said he's a mushroom

[valid silo]

Fake misinformation

[bold talon]

It's pretty outdated tho, people who aren't part of NW anymore are still there

It was maintained by a guy who's no longer in NW :(

[strange niche]

where's the image where the height reference is a fucking vending machine

[rancid dome]

So it's real then?

[strange niche]

because godammit I love that one, it's so insulting

[rancid dome]

A fake fake info

[valid silo]

No!

2 fakes don't make a truth

[bold talon]

:(

[valid silo]

Your math is not mathing

[rancid dome]

Idk man, you kinda flunked it

I mean - (-number) is a positive

[valid silo]

Devlish trick or a lack of cognitive abilities

[cinder sapphire]

imagine being shorter than almost everyone here @meager slate haha

[valid silo]

Who knows

[latent jackal]

wait why is this a real chart that you guys made?

[rancid dome]

Oh, you didn't know?

[latent jackal]

No I didn't

I thought it was a inside joke

[cinder sapphire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407010042707989/1217101493551763487/unknown-3.png?ex=673e8c58&is=673d3ad8&hm=199b12512774f9100ab466d3aadec40ec8ee1a4423a785bd793c06f0bbb99686&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1107&height=684

[valid silo]

I didn't know at all 💀

[strange niche]

there it is

[cinder sapphire]

havoc is obv auro

[rancid dome]

#422385982235475968 message

[bold talon]

Well

[rancid dome]

I'm just ever so slightly taller than Nathan :D

[latent jackal]

Oh my god.

[bold talon]

You got me & Miu and we're both very intimidating people so it's a compliment for Auro to be grouped with us

I just realized most NW will have to lower their heads if they ever come to my room

[rancid dome]

💀

[bold talon]

SHUT UP

[rancid dome]

I hope that is actually not the case

Cuz that would be terrible

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/gandalf-gif-26606340

[bold talon]

It is the case

My brothers are talk

Tall

[strange niche]

Didn't realise you were a Hobbit

[bold talon]

They can't stand fully straight in my room

[valid silo]

That's hell

[bold talon]

I got the gremlin room

[rancid dome]

If you don't mind me asking, how tall are they?

[bold talon]

185-190 depending on the brother

[valid silo]

Doxxed

[rancid dome]

I can still stand up with some clearance, I'm good

[bold talon]

They can stand but have to lower their heads

Otherwise they'll hit the ceiling and everything else I hung up

[valid silo]

Anti tall people room

[bold talon]

Yes

My couch also is specifically catered to me because myes

My brothers are too big for the couch

But it's nice and roomy for me

[rancid dome]

I mean, it's yours in your own room

I wouldn't be surprised

[bold talon]

I meant the living room couch

[rancid dome]

Ohh

[bold talon]

But because I'm the breadwinner here I kinda uhh

[rancid dome]

Reserved spot

[bold talon]

Decorated it to my taste

[rancid dome]

Actually, talking about rooms and stuff, reminds me

I might have to plan on moving in a bit

[bold talon]

I was supposed to be more like their height but childhood stuff kept me smol

[bold talon]

O :O

[rancid dome]

That sounds not so cool :(
Sorry to hear that

[bold talon]

Is oki

Maybe it worked out cuz I came out as queer after

[valid silo]

Moving out?

[rancid dome]

For ~4 years, yeah

[valid silo]

I relate to that in a way

[rancid dome]

Either gonna get a uni dorm or a place close by

[valid silo]

But it'd be my turn in like a year and a half ish

[rancid dome]

Man I hope it'll be a big room

So I can save and set up a sim racing rig :D

[bold talon]

Go for it, it's very cool

I always require space for my vr gear too

VRchat gremlin

[rancid dome]

Oh man I also kinda wanna get vr

[gilded timber]

I'll have to reboot it

I don't even know my own height though

[rancid dome]

At least 160+ for sure

[gilded timber]

When I get back I'll measure

[rancid dome]

Sounds good

[bold talon]

I got an index + FBT, I'd say I didn't regret it

[rancid dome]

I don't know much about vr so I don't really know those D:

I'm guessing that's like the headset and extras

[worldly orchid]

My friend wants to get full body tracking

Why though

[rancid dome]

They really want the extra inputs in vrchat

[latent jackal]

VR is a deadend technology until it gets way cheaper

[gilded timber]

Index = Valve Index, vr headset
FBT = Full Body Tracking?

[rancid dome]

👀

[gilded timber]

Yeah honestly there isn't too much to interest me on it yet

[gilded timber]

Apart from beat saber

[sterile plover]

id get vr only to play HLA

[gilded timber]

@silent wasp Hi!
Please keep screenshots in English

[sterile plover]

or superhot too actually

[silent wasp]

Sorry, just saw vrchat mentioned

[rancid dome]

I got loads of stuffs that would be cool in vr :3

[gilded timber]

Sadly I don't think that's on Oculus quest headsets

And the valve one is so expensive

[meager slate]

Shut

[silent wasp]

Not worth it

Don’t buy vr only for one game

[gilded timber]

I have a quest 2 from my cousin who literally just left it at my house and still hasn't bothered to come get it

[sterile plover]

thats the thing i wont get it anyway

[meager slate]

You werent supposed to leak the height chart

[sterile plover]

kinda sad though theres not a lot of interesting vr games

[latent jackal]

Valve tried to kick the industry into gear with HLA, but they went way too far into kicking it so now every other VR game looks like and more importantly; Feels like doo-doo.

[sterile plover]

apart from like 3 games i could think of from the top of my head

ill prob just get NoVR mod then though idk how much immersion it will break

[gilded timber]

I'll honestly just wait and see if vr goes anywhere

[sterile plover]

honestly doubt

[gilded timber]

I hope it does, but I'm not investing the money

Yet

[somber raptor]

I have to format my USB drive because fucking FAT32

[latent jackal]

It won't for another 20 years.
VR tryed to be a thing in the 90s, it failed, it tried again in the late 2010s, it failed

[gilded timber]

At least it isn't your C drive

[latent jackal]

so around the late 2030s or 2040s is when I think VR will come back again

[somber raptor]

Why would my C: drive be formatted in FAT32 lol

[haughty oasis]

vr nice, but expensive
I only use my PC for play VRC::

[somber raptor]

I am pretty sure there are some system files that single-handedly break the FAT32 file size limit lol

[meager slate]

[full pond]

delicious

cut that up like beef wellington

[silent wasp]

There is some used quests for 150-200 dollars

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/beef-wellington-wellington-gif-19702695

[silent wasp]

And think that’s too much

[full pond]

why does it look so delectable

[meager slate]

Cut you up

[full pond]

i feel like seabunnies would just melt in your mouth if they became a marketable meal

like fluffy marshmallows

[gilded timber]

It kinda looks like it would be one of those apples where it's white on the outside and then blue on the inside

[full pond]

it should definitely be sweet

[gilded timber]

Fire roasted sea bunny

[full pond]

yummers

that sounds so yummy now that i think about it

imagine just throwing sea bunnies into a fire and having them come out all crispy

but soft on the inside

just pop it in your mouth

[rancid dome]

Yo what

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-june-crosby-claire-and-the-crosbys-the-crosbys-marshmallow-eating-gif-25338229

[rancid dome]

Lemme just sell my steam account for at least 4 of that

[full pond]

imagine this

but wider

fluffier

with a little face on it

and some ears

and a little tail

[rancid dome]

Can you like, not type like that and instead as longer ones? Cheers

[full pond]

oki

[kindred mirage]

a

[rancid dome]

Cheers! :3

[full pond]

i kinda just type lots of little messages instead of a whole paragraph cause idk it just feels a lot better cause i normally press enter when writing a doc to make spaces and stuff and writing a paragraph seems massive and unneccessary

[rancid dome]

It's alright, just try not to do it again

[full pond]

ill try

i make no promises

[rancid dome]

I say try to because I understand we forget things xD

[kindred mirage]

bit aggressive lol

[rancid dome]

Oh, is it? My bad

[full pond]

is that codex da protogen!??

[kindred mirage]

indeed

[full pond]

:0

[kindred mirage]

hewwo

[full pond]

im sorry for repeatedly killing you whenever you had micro

[kindred mirage]

lol you fine its part of the game

tbh most the time I be dumb with it and miss my timing

[full pond]

eh its fine

[kindred mirage]

[full pond]

this is what was happening before you came in with the micro

[kindred mirage]

yea I saw that lol

[sonic musk]

[full pond]

good times...

[kindred mirage]

the thing was I thought you were insurgence cuss of the voice so thats why I ran but if I actuallly stayed and charged it would of mostlikly killed yall lol

[full pond]

yea i heard you charge it up and then you just stopped charging it midway

[kindred mirage]

yea dumb move on my part lol

[full pond]

alg alg

[olive forge]

we are so fucking back

[full pond]

that looks like that spike mask from saw 2

[olive forge]

it’s just a hockey mask

part of dudes brand

[full pond]

it triggers PTSD

i cant get it out of my head

[somber raptor]

So, i have 3 options now since i missed my alarm

• grind the beta achievements
• grind R6S
• troubleshooting wtf is wrong with my wi-fi

[full pond]

option 4:

https://tenor.com/view/spy-tf2-tf2spy-spytf2-gif-19270816

nah im kidding you should probably troubleshoot

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-roblox-meme-kamguyza-gif-1862604866114901929

[prime bear]

November 26th. November 26th. November 26th.

[somber raptor]

y'all

[somber raptor]

i've already had it for 11 days

[orchid kraken]

Scp 5k is actually terrifying and im convinced

[rancid dome]

They be coming in like Russians rushing b site with p90s

but I do agree tho, the atmosphere in the game is good

Now that you mention it, I should play it more

[orchid kraken]

They hit headshots to u but miss close range against zombie

[orchid kraken]

I just finished chapter 1 solo

[rancid dome]

I used to speedrun the area-12 raid

before a lot of the overhaul happened

Has it changed a lot?

[orchid kraken]

Pre 0.15 update it was so confusing cuz why tf are guard looking mf trynna kill u

Now its declared they're feds

[orchid kraken]

Most of chapter1 did

[rancid dome]

The rest are still the same?

[orchid kraken]

You dont have the
"Turn on 64687556 generators"

[orchid kraken]

Yes

[rancid dome]

Ah

bit by bit eh?

Still something, I'm happy :D

[true sky]

[rancid dome]

@orchid kraken

[orchid kraken]

DONT SPOIL

[rancid dome]

This is not the main mission

Wouldn't matter much

btw, which part are you at?

[orchid kraken]

Chapter 2 educational room

I just got home

[rancid dome]

Ah, okie, we're about equal then

[meager slate]

https://tenor.com/view/mwah-cat-mwah-cat-kissing-black-cat-kissing-black-cat-gif-11587383618549829093

[gilded timber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sniff-cat-cat-kiss-gif-26410942

[serene coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-cat-gif-3538915087395488798

[full pond]

wtf happened in the elevator

anyone got the clip

[gaunt talon]

what server

[full pond]

ki aus community server 1

(3rd server)

none of the scps were near the mtf and the entire mtf wave got wiped

[gaunt talon]

Why not ask in the ki discord server instead

[full pond]

oh yea

woopsie

wrong server

[meager jay]

a

[river igloo]

5k discussion

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/uiu-file-1972-055

[gaunt talon]

Wouldn't be surprised if they all randomly died

All the weird things happen in ki

https://youtu.be/oJotuMy41QI?si=SH7rzLmTK4F4bQEi

[orchid kraken]

@rancid dome 24 kills to finish c2

[rancid dome]

Still struggling on this glitch scp thing

[gaunt talon]

And the Disruptor bug

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1254993456649076769/1305356419360362496/ezgif-3-a2d6df983f.gif

[orchid kraken]

I finally finished it

I read the tip under loading screen

Not moving much around should help

[rancid dome]

Ah, haven't read it yet xD

Just shooting out the displays atm

[cinder sapphire]

too late

I saved a copy

btw

[river igloo]

For what?

[umbral crow]

i am lookking for a good modded eu server pls

[orchid kraken]

They dont go boom

[orchid kraken]

Against the screen scp in scp5k

[meager slate]

Its not cuz of me

[river igloo]

Wait moving around a lot makes it find you?

[meager slate]

its cuz people might not want their height to be public yknow

[orchid kraken]

It just gets more aggressive